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final aot thought of the weekend, i think connie and jean readily accepted death as they were waiting to turn into titans was because they were tired of fighting. they spent nine years of their life experiencing unimaginable horrors with little significant progress. the fight against eren and ymir the founder felt fruitless but if they died then, maybe they’d get to be with marco and sasha. that wasn’t such a bad fate, was it? seems not. (please note they accept death but it isn’t truly death, not until their titans are struck down but the fantasy is comforting. they’d be in paths, with marco, with sasha, with all the people they have lost and that is comfort enough)
#signed fawn#i need to stop aot posting and focus on my work#putting myself in timeout#srry to all the ppl who unfollowed me but u should have guessed by my url that i’m an aot blog#aot spoilers
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me n my dumbasses | charles leclerc x fem! driver! reader x pierre gasly
summary; just f1’s fave ‘childhood besties to lovers’ throuple being iconic
fc; various girls on pinterest
warnings; cursing i think
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03
note; requested !
masterlist !
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yourusername: average day w the most stupid people in all of france ( and monaco ) (( i unfortunately have dealt with them my whole life and i also unfortunately love them ))
tagged; pierregasly, charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc: but pierre was first in ur last photo dump ☹️
pierregasly: mate you almost killed us …😀
charles_leclerc: NOT MY FAULT YOU’RE BOTH GOOD LOOKING?? also did you just mate zone me?
yourusername: think abt ur actions of almost killing ur bf and gf , charles leclerc.
charles_leclerc: yes ma’am🫡
username: CHAPIEY/N DUMPPP
username: leave it up to y/n to post the most bf pics of them 😫
username: i’d kill to have dealt w them my whole life miss y/n UR LUCKYY😖
username: charles is so real for almost crashing his ferrari bc y/n and pierre looked toooo good 😭
yourusername: yeah well now he’s in the timeout corner ://
charles_leclerc: this is NOT fun
pierregasly: #deserved
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[caption 1; #inspectingpierresform🤓] [caption 2; complaining that i’m taking pics instead of working out 🙄🙄 #tattletale] [caption 3; wauw hot boys]
landonorris gross
landonorris dumbasses
yourusername hey 😾
yourusername they’re MY dumbasses 😪
pierregasly “pleaseee can i work out with you guys 🥺🥺”
yourusername i didn’t want to break a nail🙁🙁
pierregasly you’re so high maintenance
yourusername u have known me since 2011 WHY are u shocked
yourusername u both made me like this btw
pierregasly and we don’t regret it a bit, cherie 😁
charles_leclerc i see u liked our selfie from when u went to the bathroom to put makeup on before filming tiktoks😁
yourusername wanted to look cute for the camera and for my dumbasses can u blame a girl😖
charles_leclerc DUMBASSES?? i’m smart , pierre maybe but not me !
yourusername oh babe
yourusername u both are ! but it’s ok i love u both💓
charles_leclerc yeah yeah we love u too
username LMAOOOO THEYRE SO😭
username pierre’s ‘mom i threw up’ stance 💀
username never stop these queen
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yourusername: just me n my dumbasses against the world ❤️🩹
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charles_leclerc: love u too dumbass xx
yourusername: u see i get why I called u a dumbass but why are u calling me a dumbass? do u hate me??☹️☹️
charles_leclerc: cherie no wait pls
pierregasly: im surprised you still fall for her lame sarcasm even if we’ve been dealing w her since 2011🙄
yourusername: hey RUDE ur the ones who wanted ME first 😾😾
yourusername: sorry for worrying u pooks love u xx charles_leclerc
pierregasly: love u dumbass 😪😪
yourusername: ur more of a dumbass than me
carlossainz55: can we confirm that charles is the biggest one out of you three ??
pierregasly: oh 100%😂
charles_leclerc: THATS NOT EVEN FAIR??😀
georgerussell63: idk man, i’ve received 394829 messages from y/n about being scared you’re going to burn the house down from making toast…😬😬
username: i love how they never had a honey moon phase it’s just straight bullying w a side of love 😭😭😭
username: childhood besties to lover core fr
username: THEHRE NEVER SERIOUS IM IN TEARSSSSSS
username: the pure unseriousness from chapiey/n is why i adore them sm😭😂
username: reason 92893 i adore them;
username: when the trio suddenly becomes romantic
username: u guys ever think y/n’s like ‘kissing my homies’ 🤔🤔
charles_leclerc: yes actually …..
yourusername: me n my homies doing romantic stuffs 👩❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨
username: just clocked in y/n dealt w their awkward phases
yourusername: ‘twas hell
pierregasly: like teenage u was any better 🙄
username: ‘my dumbasses’ i love them😖
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#charles leclerc smau#charles leclerc scenarios#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc imagine#pierre gasly smau#pierre gasly social media au#pierre gasly scenarios#pierre gasly x reader#pierre gasly imagine#charles leclerc x reader x pierre gasly
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can you do quarterback minji x shy cheerleader reader? i literally just thought of this and i think it’s adorable
ty baby<3
warnings: kissing, fluff, swearing…, minji is cringe…(shes a loser to me) kinda short😭and um thats it😜
i only know a few things abt football so 🫠
(not proofread…)
The championship football game was already in its fourth quarter, with 50 seconds on the clock. To say Minji was stressed was a HUGE understatement, being the quarterback was cool and all😵💫 but when her team’s losing by 3 points its gonna get to her🥺The pressure was getting wayy too much for her since the school has been winning for 9 consecutive years. If they lose, not only will she be failing her school and her teammates, but also you🥺🥺🥺You were the reason she started playing football in the first place, her good luck charm, her cheerleader 🎀 Co-Captain and one of the flyers (someone thrown and lifted in stunts) in the schools cheer squad, y/n l/n (basic asf but shit thats the only option 😭)
Calling a timeout was the best option, all they needed was one touchdown and boom, win😝 though its gonna be harder since their best wide receiver, Yunjin, had suffered a bad shoulder injury just a few minutes before (idk who to put on this team😭) Minji had no game plan since it all relied on Yunjin’s speed and agility, she needed to think of something😵💫 Getting in a circle with her team, she speaks up “Okay guys! Just one more push and we win the whole thing right?” Minji flashes a grin, trying to be optimistic “how are we gonna score? Yunjins out and Yujin can barely run without staring at the cheer captain.. Look! She has heart eyes right now!” Haewon was right, Yujin wasn’t even listening to the team but staring at Wonyoung🥺(i love them) Minji noticed you were there too, talking with wony, laughing at something she said🎀 She unconsciously smiles at you, your smile brought light to the dark skies of the night and your laughter made her feel warm🥺 “Fuck.. I forgot you’re both down bad…” Ryujin mentions, the whole team starting to tease those two😭”Alright alright! Yujin, lets do this for our girlfriends… Everyone make sure no one is guarding her!” “Gotchu bro, but I think we need your pretty girlfriends to cheer us on real quickkk” Yuna pokes both Minji and Yujin🎀 “Suck my- “LETS GO BEARS!” (idk man😭) You and Minji make eye contact, “You got this” is what she reads from your lips. A fire lit in her heart as she saw you throw her a kiss, she’s ready for the game.
“HUT HUT! HIKE!” Minji scans the field for Yujin, seeing her in the open, she throws it to her. Caught it. Yujin sprints with everything she had as both teams were after her. One of the opposing team members came out of no where, making Yujin trip. Minji winces at it, must’ve hurt bad. She only thinks of one think,
We fucked it up. We lost.
“HOLY SHIT I DID IT?!” Yujin’s piercing shout got the attention of everyone, she got the ball past the goal line🙏
The stadium erupted into cheers as people started running to the field to celebrate😍😍😍 You full on SPRINT to see your girlfriend, pushing everyone out of the way (r u the football player now or what😭🙏)
Smiling brightly as you spot each other. Minji throws her helmet to the floor to catch you😵💫
“YOU WERE SO GOOD OUT THERE BABY!!!” You said as you jumped into Minjis open arms, kissing her face between every word🥺(me when) “I’m all sweaty babe! hol-“”don’ttt care!” Minji stifles a snort as you pepper her face so more, “couldn’t have done it without you, my sunshine” accepting your soft lips against every inch of her face while spinning you around had you both in your own world🥺🥺🥺 Both of you were giggling like teens in love (duh) as your lipstick stains her still sweaty face😛 you guys are taken back to reality as the school journalists come to interview you guys “Who would like to thank for this win Kim Minji?” the camera pans to you guys, still in her arms as she replies,
“My gorgeous girl right here!!”
you hide your face in her neck, blushing at her words
“And those marks on your face?”
“M-minji wait-“
“Also from this gorgeous girl!”
She’s never seen your face as red as it was before😭
with annyeongz
“but I scored the touchdown…”
“Let them have their moment love”
ive been wantin to write fluff again omg 🙏🙏
im sorry i havent been doing many requests lately, ive gotten a bit busier than usual😭 I need to get my grades up or else im out☹️Ive only been writin for school this week im so sorry if this isnt that good😭😭😭
Im really sorry my loves❤️ Stay safe and love you guys!!
-Vicky💋
#kim minji x reader#new jeans x reader#newjeans fluff#newjeans minji x reader#newjeans kim minji x reader#vicky’s asks#anon ask#wlw#Kim minji fluff#when is my bf asking me 🤬
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Scarlet Witch reader x yandere Mha Extras: Babysitting!
• your crazy classmates turn into kids and now you're stuck with them great...
•Turns out that while they were on a mission a time Villian decided it was a good idea to enable his quirk while he was being pinned down and now all your classes are turned into 4-5-year-olds and your teacher is now the same age as you
• when you 1st walked into the room the kids surrounded you and looked at you some were in wonder, some were amazed and some were possessive a tug on the bottom of your shirt caught your attention to look down to see Izuku with his all might figure in hand "hi would you like to play with me!" he said with a big smile in his face you smiled back "ok sure!" "I wanna play with y/n too! "me too!" momo said while frowning the other kids whined begging you to play with them as we "Guys guys!" you released yourself from them "ill play with all of you I promise but I izuku asked 1st so I'll play with him you want to join u can or you can play with Aizawa" your friends all whined protesting but it was quickly shit down by the grumpy teen izuku look back with a smug smile while holding your hand the classmates glared and all thought of one single thing
Game on
•Babysitting your kids was absolute hell for you and aizawa all of your friends wanted to play with you individually
Katsuki wanted you to be the kidnapped prince/Princess so he can be the big hero to save you
Shoto wanted to draw you so you had to sit there and stand still so he can be done (it was a drawing of you and him kissing)
Momo and Aoyama wanted to do a mini-fashion show and wanted you to be the judge so they could both compete with each other and see which one is the best
Kirishima wanted to impress you and get your attention by attempting to break stuff with his quirk so you can call him manly you had to stop him many many times
Tsuyu tryna put makeup on you saying how pretty you are and Hakagure is doing your hair and if you ever move you're hit with a brush by Hakagure
Sero tryna to play Spiderman so he can be your Spiderman to save you but you and aizawa panicked tryna persuade him to come down
Koji is the tamest one he tries to teach you different types of animals and species and whenever you praise him for it he gets so happy he tries to invite them in thinking he'll get more praise at 1st it was small animals but u had to stop him cause it was gonna invite a whole ass snake in there
Sato drags you in the kitchen and makes you watch his baking and wanting to be his taste tester
Mina wants to have a dance battle with you making you put up a much of songs you and herbsould like and make you dance with her
Ochako Wants you to join her making matching love bracelets thinking if you would wear this the two of you could be a couple
Iida wanted to be the little class pet trying to tell off the Kids to let you be and tryna convince you into thinking that he's the only good student here
Tokoyami Wants to nap with you which is your fav thing and he loves to want you to read stories to him
Shoji just wants to cuddle you no playing no running no nothing just cuddling with you while your watching your fav show on ur phone
Ojiro wants to play Karate with you so you pretend to spare with him in karate and pretend to be defeated
Denki wanted to play hide and seek with you but his hiding spot are so bad you tried your best not laugh and see him at the same time
Mineta just kept flirting with you so you had to put him in timeout
Izuku Wanted you to be the villain and he she to be the hero to stop you
You were being pulled in different directions the kids arguing about who gets to spend more with who Aizawa tried to break it up but when they hissed at him and he gave up and said "Nope" It was all up to you so the two of you you were about to snap at the children telling them to stop but you had an idea
you whispered it to Aiwzawa so while the class was arguing you quietly tiptoed to the door gently shut it making sure they didn't notice and out and got some snacks and drinks for them
You got back and everyone was glaring at aizawa
Y/n: Tf are y'all glaring for
Bakugo: Where did he take you
Y/n: To get some snacks-
Tenya: no fair! I would've helped you if you would've asked me
Mina: Me too!
Kirishima: hey I wouldve been a better helper
Katsuki: U STUPIDS WOULDNT BEEN STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY IT
Y/n: QUIET! it doesn't matter you want the snacks or not
Class 1a: Yea!
You and Aizawa sat them down in a circle-like formation and watch them eat their food praying that the night quill would work
It didn't
The kids were as hyper as ever they couldn't stop jumping around chasing each other Tatsumi was chasing around Kirishima and Mina with a knife it was chaos u had to lock yourself in the closet and grabbed ur cross and pray when someone announced that you were theirs LORD IT WAS A WAR you hid in the closet for what felt forever when you realize it was all quiet
You looked out to be the coast was clear but saw your classmates sleeping Thank god
You brought sleep bags and mats for them and they all slept soundly
#yandere bnha#tw yandere#yandere ua#tw obsessive behavior#yandere x reader#platonic yandere#bnha fluff#yandere class 1a#tw stalking#yandere mha
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Bi-Han x B!F Wife Reader W/ Children (Ep 1)
Summary: This episode of Mortal Kombat is called Teachers
Tags: Family & Fun
A/N: I will make a series out of this, and comic it into the OC! It helps with ideas and Bluey inspired, but I hope you ladies still like it 💅🏾
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“Daddy are you sure you’re alright watching the girls by yourself. While I take the boys to see there cousins match.” You already had your coat and everything on, along with the boys.
Bi-Han and the girls were seeing them off at the entrance. “The fact you question my ability to watch my own children, offends me.” He said with a bit of agitation.
The Girls Giggled at him, “Aww my ice king, you know that’s not what I mean. It’s because my cousin was hoping you could watch your favorite little person. When my cuz come pick us up.”
“Who is the favorite person, you speak of?” As soon as those words left his mouth, a little girl came storming in. Arms wide and glasses almost falling off.
“BIHANNNNNNNNNNN!” She yelled jumping in his arms.
“Angelica!?”
“HOORAY! The girls cheered.
He put her down, she took a step back bowing to him formal. “It’s nice to see you again Grandmaster! COUSINS!”
The girls ran and hugged each other. Bi Han went his attention to you and your cousin quickly leaving before he can complain.
“Thank you babe, love u!”
“Thanks Bi-Han!”
You and your cousin yelled out to him before she drove off with her and the boys.
Bi-Han only sighed looking down at the girls, “So what is it my little princesses and student like to do.”
They smirked at each other, “TEACHERS!” They yelled in unison.
Bi-Han was trying to fight off so many demons, because denying them of any fun would cause havoc. Although he will not suffer alone.
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Angelica tapping the board with a ruler, “Attention students! I will be your teacher for today. My name is Ms. Um… uh… Ms. POPSICLE!” She said in an old lady voice, The girls laughed.
Angelica was dressed in oversized clothes and glasses with strings on it and hanging at her nose. Someone raised there hand.
“Yes um…” she looked and squinted at her clip board. “Mr. Vrbada”
“Do we have to call you that? May we just call you Ms. Angel-OW!” Angelica smacked his hand with a ruler.
“No! It’s Ms. Popsicle and you will refer me as such or you’ll be put in a timeout young man with your head down like your siblings, understand?”
“Yes Ms… popsicle.” He said quietly at the end. Kuai and Bi-Han snickering, trying hold in a laugh with there head down on the desks
“Good! Now who’s ready for gym class!?” Angelica shouted. The girls cheered, but the brothers and Lin Kuei had their resentment for it. Although they didn’t say anything.
The girls were really happy with there family was playing with them. It’s always fun when there father joins it. They were playing jump rope for gym, one of the Lin Kuei were reluctant.
Till they felt a coldness run down there spine, “You heard Miss Popsicle J U M P.” Bi-Han order him, giving him the tone of do it or else.
They did many school type activities, as it was getting close to there mother and brothers returning home.
There last activity was arts & crafts, which some of the Lin Kuei was enjoying. Along with the two brothers. “Are you enjoying yourself brother?” Kuai Liang asked sitting next Bi-Han.
“Define F U N Kuai Liang.” Bi-Han responded unhappily. Kuai Liang just smiled at his brother. Because despite his denial, he definitely is taking it seriously.
He didn’t know his brother had a skill in arts in crafts, as he made art folds of different animals.
“Attention students! As we conclude today’s class. I would like to announce that, EVERYONE HAS PASSED!” Angelica put her hands up happy, then Lin Kuei cheered. Mainly due to the fact it’ll be over.
“As a special graduation, these four girls made all of you a special piece.”
It was Bi-Han’s daughters that made cute little cards for the Lin Kuei attending the class. As well as her uncles and father.
They made a very special one together for there father. It was skillfully decorated and written, with a picture of the family, “Do you like it?” One of his daughters asked nervously.
“Of course I love it, thank you my daughters.” He hugged all four of them tightly.
“I actually have something for you four and your cousin. From what I learned in art and crafts.” Bi-Han showed them the little animal folds he’s made for them.
Which they really loved, and when the game finally ended he gave Angelica hers. She bounced from Joy and thought it was so cool and amazing.
“I’m sure my girls are hungry?” He asked them.
“Yes!”
He had the Lin Kuei prepare a meal, which they obeyed happily. They were a bit emotional from the cards they gave them. Each one was special.
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“Bi-Han we’re back!” You shouted, you noticed it was very silent.
Making the boys go on full alert scouting the premise. Before giving their mother and cousin the okay.
“You hey cuz you hear that?” Your cousin asked, you stopped to listen. Then heard a tv on in the girls room.
All of you went towards the sound and peaked in the room. Your heart melt so hard, Bi-Han was sleep with all the girls cuddled around on the bed. Including Angelica in the pile, a lil snore coming from her mouth. They fell asleep watching a movie.
“You don’t mind if Angelica spent the night do you?”
“Girl please, call me when she’s ready to go home. Bye boo, by boys.” Your cousin whispered her farewells.
“I guess you boys are sleeping with mommy tonight. I may need protecting.” You smirked at them. As you all left them be and asleep, you guessed they must of had a very eventful day.
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A/N: I really like doing the softer stories :>
Side Note: So an extra tidbit I still try to keep some of the characteristics and personality of the characters from MK1 or how I believe they are. Bi-Han is still a bit mean and attitude issues. With a superiority complex.
For me instead of making him evil he’s really like an anti-hero he’ll do what he sees fit, but he does care for his family and is gentle when it comes to them. If anyone questions how I write them :>
#mortal kombat#bi han sub zero#reader insert#fanfic#black fanfic writer#black family#tomas vrbada#kuai liang#lin kuei#family fanfic#family fun time#bi han loves his daughters#bi han and his children
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I went to my first pens game in March (Vs the Hurricanes). I don't really like hockey and don't understand it. Why does the ref just randomly blow the whistle and they all have to stop??? I didn't understand
first of all. that is the FUNNIEST game to have gone to. as a leafs fan who complains about missing michael bunting to anyone who will listen going to see his two next teams play each other is an incredible coincidence. ok nerding over
the refs will blow the whistle in three circumstances: a goal, a penalty, or a rule violation. "they all stop" is probably an indication that it was a penalty (theyre more likely to idle), as when it's a rule violation they usually just skate over to where the faceoff is gonna be but ill explain both anyway.
penalty: there are a couple different types of penalties, but the most common is a minor penalty. a few of these are tripping, elbowing, hooking, and holding. they're usually pretty self-explanatory, and when they happen the whistle gets blown and the guy who does it has to go into the penalty box for two minutes. usually guys will also skate to the ref to complain about the penalty. very funny.
honestly penalties are sort of hard to spot, especially if its your first game. i still have trouble if im not focusing fully on the game and i LOVE being insane about spotting little things. they also dont provide like. programs or shit at hockey games. like, why is there no beginners guide? smh. but yeah. penalties are Putting That Grown Man in timeout, and an absolute Delight.
since there's a guy in the box, the team has to play one player down, and the other team gets to keep all of their players (a 5v4). this is good for most teams but ESPECIALLY not the pittsburgh penguins, who are very bad at it. rip to u....
rule violations: to my knowledge there are two of these: offside and icing. theyre a bit more difficult so im gonna put diagrams, and also explanations.
there are three zones in the hockey rink: the offensive zone (where the opposing team's goalie is), the neutral zone (in between the blue lines), and the defensive zone (where your team's goalie is).
offside: when a player crosses the blue line from the neutral zone into the offensive zone before the puck does. cant do that!!
icing: a player shooting the puck the length of the ice, crossing the centre line and the opponents goal line. theres a BUNCH of complications to it, but that's it at its most simplest form. this rule was made bcs players used to just camp their own net and shoot the puck down the ice to prevent the other team from scoring, which is unfair and unfun to watch.
anyway hope that helped!!!!! hope it was also. comprehensible. thanks for helping me procrastinate my final!!!! hope you get to go to another game next season (or ?? i guess the pens have 3 games left so) and have fun and maybe understand a little bit!!!!
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Hey I really can't stop thinking bout this idea. Remember when u wrote about Mika's sibling reader, imagine if reader and Mika are very competitive about Shu's attention. They literally be fighting each other for Shu lmao
"I'M THE ONE FOR HIM!"
mika kagehira and his sibling competing for their beloved shu itsuki's attention.
warnings : swearing, that’s pretty much it.
author's note — TEHEE I LOVE REQS LIKE THIS !! tbh i’d also fight for my life if it’s for shu itsuki. kin mika and [name] frl ..
Shu Itsuki, surrounded by two Kagehiras. Long story short, ever since he took in Mika's sibling, nothing has been peaceful. Everything was pure chaos. Every single morning, he'd hear something along the lines of: "Itsuki-san! Look, I made this all by myself~" "Shut up, Mika! Itsuki-san’s talking to me, right, Teach?" "Teach, don't listen to [Name], they’re lyin'!"
He'll never get used to this environment. Though, he usually just lets you two bicker while he's trying not to get distracted. He does find it a little bit amusing to see two siblings fighting for his attention— it was pathetic, even. Not that he'd say it out loud, but he'd rather treat them both equally than play favourites.
"Itsuki-san, would you like to go out today~?"
"Non."
"HAH! YOU JUST GOT REJECTED, [NAME]!"
"Fuck. Off."
Shu's like a tired nanny trying to take care of two annoying siblings who fight all the time. There was this time he actually got irritated and put you and Mika in the "timeout corner" 💀
Despite all the fighting, deep down, both of you know that you care for Shu deeply. That's why, you occasionally fight for the man's attention. You and Mika even ended up sewing a coat for Shu, together! ^_^
Shu will act like he doesn't care and you'll always see him wearing the coat whenever he's going outside and it's cold as shit. He loves his scrimbly annoying Kagehiras so much </3
As long as you guys are not fighting and bumping into everything, he'll actually admit that.
#enstars x you#enstars x y/n#enstars x reader#ensemble stars x you#ensemble stars x y/n#ensemble stars x reader#mika kagehira enstars#shu itsuki x reader#mika kagehira x reader#mika x reader
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In Greek mythology are mostly god-favoured heroes and beasts who received a place amongst the stars as a memorial of their deeds. They were regarded as semi-divine spirits--living, conscious entities which strode across the heavens.
So what if that’s what they are in your god au?
Wrote this whole post but Tumblr said no and deleted it so here we go again this is a long one!
I'm assuming u mean either immortal pets or demigod champions so I'm doing both
Luffy: His demigod is Law, but everyone just thinks Law is the full god of death, few suspecting Chopper handles dead souls and reincarnating them because he's god of creatures. Luffy has a pet immortal lion named Sunny that makes sure there's still day and night cycles in winter when Luffy's sleeping on her back.
Zoro: Zoro has no pets, he had a demigod. Kuina challenged him every day for four years (8-12) before he gave her demigod-hood. She was murdered the next day by her village because they wanted her power. They didn't get it.
Nami: Nami has Zeus, which she made out of a cloud, and hinted at making Vivi a demigod. Vivi essentially said Nami needs to put a ring on it before she puts the burden of eternity on it.
Usopp: Usopp had a pet spider, Doffy, which didn't go well at all. He also told everyone he has a demigod champion named Sogeking, but no one knows who Sogeking is under the mask (except Robin but Robin knows everything)
Sanji: Has an immortal pet rat named Mellorine that can cook and bites men. He also has some demigods that were failed evil clones of him that he taught to cook and pull nutrients from the earth. Reiju, Ichiji, Niji and Yonji are good guys, and when they're not Sanji puts them in grapevine prison timeout
Chopper: Every creature is his pet, and he has no demigods but roots for Sogeking whenever possible and he apprenticed Law for a little while
Robin: all the people of O'Hara have a piece of her, and she has a skinchanger that usually takes the shape of a fox made of flowers named Hana, that snoops on people and turns into a creature made of human hands when they're hostile
Franky: He has a giant toad that can do the backstroke and helps engineering students on exam week. His demigod is his brother Iceberg, who has been mayor of water 7 for 950 years so far.
Brook: Laboon is his precious immortal baby!!!
Jimbe: Jimbe had a demigod - Fishtiger - but Fishtiger sacrificed himself for the life of a single human child. Now Koala is a demigod but doesn't know, and she fights for fishman rights having no idea she's being backed by the god of the ocean himself.
#one piece#Myths & Gods AU#There were more jokes in the first one but Tumblr decided I wasn't funny#Luffy adores Law his stinky little emo guy#Luffy and Usopp adopt this thirty-year-old man
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This was going to be sexual, but then I decided no, so it turned into movie night
Warnings: little smut at first, Tori has a dick
Jade was laying on Tori's bed on her back, her head leaning a bit off of the edge, her phone in her hand. Tori had been in the shower, she spent a decent amount of time in the bathroom, she was getting ready for a movie night with the gang. Jade was the first one there, she got a ride with Tori to her house after school and had spent a few hours there.
When Tori said she was going to take a shower, Jade had been laying on her girlfriend's bed on her phone. She was scrolling through the slap. She saw a post where Robbie got tripped and fell down the stairs, she cackled and liked the post. She kept scrolling, suddenly she heard the bathroom door open and she looked up. Tori had dried her hair and was in some pajama shorts and one of Jade's tank tops.
Jade whistled and tossed her phone on the bed. She held her arms out, waiting for cuddles. Tori had other ideas in mind, she walked around the bed and got in front of her girlfriend's face. She opened Jade's mouth and took out her cock, she pushed herself inside and chuckled. She listened to Jade gag and watched as she tried to grasp her. She started to fuck her mouth and leaned down a bit, so she could put her hands on the bed.
She got comfortable and thrusted. Jade held on to Tori's hips and couldn't help but drool, she gagged and needed air. She patted Tori's thigh and felt her pull out. Jade coughed a bit before sitting up and looking at Tori. "Gimme a warning next time." She said smiling and wiping her mouth. Tori got on the bed and kissed Jade. "Sorry." She apologized and got on her lap.
Jade kissed back and rubbed her back. She got pushed on to her back and felt Tori lift up her skirt. Tori pushed her panties out of the way and slid the tip in first. Jade whined softly and smiled up at her girlfriend. Tori leaned down and kissed her, she giggled, loving how they could laugh while getting intimate.
Jade kissed back, playing with Tori's hair, she was so in love with this girl. She had her eyes closed, kissing Tori felt like a dream. Suddenly they heard the front door swing open, Trina was yelling about how Cat shoved her. Tori quickly pulled out and started to get herself situated. Jade sat up and groaned. She got off of the bed and fixed herself before opening the door and yelling. "Stop complaining!"
Trina yelled back, it started a shouting match. Jade stormed downstairs and fought with the older girl. Tori sighed and got off of the bed and went downstairs. "Hey! Cut it out! Trina, go to your room, Jade sit on the stairs!" She demanded. Both Trina and Jade scoffed and went to where they were told to go.
Jade was on the stairs, pouting. She kept sighing and whining, trying to get Tori to get her out of timeout. Tori watched her with a smile. "You chose to yell." She said going over to the couch and grabbing the remote. "Ok, what movie are we watching first?" She asked, looking over at the others. Cat hopped over and shoved Edward Scissorhands in her hands. "I brought this from my place!" She said looking over at Trina, who was at the top of the stairs watching them.
"I didn't shove you!!" She whined, Trina flipped her off and walked back to her room. Cat gasped and put a hand over her chest. Tori closed her eyes and sighed. Beck took out Pretty in Pink and set it on the table. "Here ya go." He said, tossing his bag on the floor by the couch and sat down. André had brought Grease, Robbie brought Gleaming the Cube, and Rex brought Beetlejuice.
Tori put Edward Scissorhands in the player and went to the kitchen and started to make popcorn. Jade whined louder and wanted to get Tori's attention. Tori looked over and smiled. "Use your words, princess." She said putting the bag of popcorn in the microwave and turning and taking care of the other snacks. She was going to buy some pizzas for dinner.
Jade huffed. "Don't call me that, I want to get up!" She complained. Tori looked over. "What's the magic word?" She asked, taking a piece of candy and popping it into her mouth. Jade wanted to pull her hair out. "Please!" She nearly yelled. Tori giggled and nodded. "Alright, good girl." She said walking over and helping Jade up. Jade smiled and kissed Tori before taking off after Cat, she grabbed her shoulder and smiled. "Why'd you shove Trina?" She asked. Cat whined. "I didn't!" She said putting her face in her hands.
#victorious#jade west#tori vega#jori#trina vega#cat valentine#robbie shapiro#andré harris#beck oliver#rex#jamie writes#ref#oneshot
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💌 send this to the twelve nicest meanest:( people you know or who seem to have a good bad:( heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome <33
- The person you likely hate the most /j
(All of this is a joke, you're actually super nice❣)
u cant send this to me after putting me in timeout 💔. (/j)
ty though!!!! ur rly nice too & i like when we discuss things in the server <333
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okey well i didnt think it was gonna happen especially not so fast since i have NOOOO fugging money etc but i finessed it got some more subs which is very good considering i somehow lost the 2mg i had last night like i went to bed and woke up several times in the night and it was there then i remember one time touching it because i was like hey wait why is this here i should put it somewhere else and when i woke up for real it was not there... not sure if i moved it and forgot but who cares now.
the sub doctor was kinda mad at me i think lol he sighed really loudly and was like "please stoppppppp relapsing u know there's a fentanyl crisis going on you're gonna die!!!" and talked to me like i was some naughty 5yrs old child who needs to be put in the timeout corner. ummm yes sir i'm so sorry wont let it happen again capiche?
anyways i feel ok right now still a little bit sick but very manageable... not like yesterday when i only took 2mg it was like almost nothing... or i guess it was kind of like i was on day 2 of withdrawal but it felt more like day 1. which still kinda sucked but it was ok because i can work on day 1 but day 2 no fucking way jose.
i've been thinking a lot about what's the best way to do this and i think this is it... so as soon as u can tolerate the sub without going into pwd load the fuck up on it. like 8mg-16mg. then every 3+ days take half of your last dose until you're at 1mg or less, then jump off... the reason why is cuz u wanna get ~100% receptor occupancy asap obviously. then the half-life is 1-3 days. so if u don't wait an entire half life and/or you take more than 1/2 your previous dose, you'll be increasing ur effective dose.
i'm a little bit stupid but i think my math is correct here. you take 1 dose then after 1 half-life you're at 0.5 dose + 0.5 = 1. 1 more half-life you're at 0.5 again + 0.25 = 0.75. 1 more half-life is 0.375 + 0.125 = 0.5... etc etc. that should be real fucking easy. it wasn't so bad last time and my max dose was 4mg. so maybe tonight or tomorrow morning i will take 8mg and start tapering from there and it should be a frigging cake walk. after that depending on how i feel i might take like 2mg or less 1-2x a week for like a couple months but idk we'll see.
oh and yeah i'm not even gonna think about shooting them anymore cuz i don't wanna open up that can of worms that would be so fucked. it's really better if i stay convinced it will be a painful & disgusting death... iirc i had waited 12-24hr last time so pwd should have been out of the question anyways. right. and i had enough benzos to kinda knock myself out which was the only thing that kept me from going crazy. which i don't have any now so if that was to happen again well i'm weighing my options rn and none of them are desirable... slit my throat with a knife or toaster bath i suppose. running in front of traffic is not within the realm of possibility, and it takes at least a 3-story building for the fall to kill u i think. really unfortunate, we need some more effective/immediate/less painful suicide methods at our disposal at all times...
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5XXHYtOSsH/?igsh=aGJxMXRraGJ1cGY2 I saw this reel and the body type kind of reminded me of joel so I HAD to show this to you so you could be thristy with me. Imagine joel as one of those old dudes who rides motorcycles and is always in a bar like those old mans on movies with his folks🫠🫠🫠🫠 god, I would love have two things to ride on- okay I'm gonna stop before u put me in time out
Oh, you naughty cub - let’s go in timeout together:
Joel was riding next to me the other day, pulled in front of me to show off - the only thing he was missing were his boots. 🤭
🫶🏻
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Ok so I saw Film Red again today and here are my ramblings about it
Spoiler warning!
-I love Uta’s outfit when she takes out the pirates trying to kidnap her the lance is really cool
-The stamina it’s gotta take to keep the sing-sing illusion going is bonkers Blueno makes a comment about how taxing it is to use the door-door fruit and remembering how little Law could do during Dressrosa and Punk Hazard to save his energy for fighting I think helps put into perspective just how crazy it is that Uta is creating a fantasy world where the people there essentially can have anything they want while also duking it out with the marines in reality and being under the affects of wakeshroom overdose
-Explains why she can save luffy from water despite being a df user herself because his real body is still on dry land
-I just thought it was interesting that when they were younger after Luffy Yassop was the first other pirate to wake up from Uta’s singing
-When asked what the audience thinks of pirates a child screams for the pirates to bring their mother back which makes me think if Uta has enough information could she “Bring back the dead” in a sense?
-During the little montage of Gordon explaining Uta’s past when she gets the transponder snails and starts to gain fans she literally starts climbing pedestals as the fans send their love until finally she sits on the very top and all she hears are all the awful things happening elsewhere (mostly due to pirates) which if you think about the fact that Uta KNOWS she was the one who destroyed Elegia (only a year after it happened?) it makes sense why she feels the need to bring a world of peace to these people that maybe it can right her own wrongs (even tho it was really tot musica possessing her as a child and taking its revenge on the island that imprisoned it)
-She isn’t omnipotent in the sing world it being the limits of a df but I imagine her awakened form very much could be
-I love that SunnyKun is a little lion thing but god I wish Law had to carry his ship in a fish bowl or a little room bubble
-WHY DOES SANJI SLEEP LIKE THAT 💀
-The fact that Uta can also use peoples devil fruit powers is crazy wild and the fight between Uta and Fujitora/Kizaru is super fucking cool
-The snails can still transmit videos outside of reality I think it would be cute if you caught a transponder snail napping u could see their little snail dreams (I imagine doflamingo’s transponder snail has nightmares 💀)
-ODA PLS I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE ROCKY PORT INCIDENT QUIT TEASING US WITH KOBY AND GIVE HIM THE SPOTLIGHT FOR A SEC I BEG
-I love that there are people in the crowd for and against staying in Uta’s sing world I imagine if things had gone differently and Uta was upfront about her ability she really could have made a world for people to be happy for a bit even if it is ultimately a dream
-Law putting Luffy in timeout is hilarious but also Luffy breaks out of Bart’s ball and ends up getting put BACK IN TIME OUT 😂
-Ok so they explain that Tot musica is literally man’s fear and doubts given form to this “demon” I love that on the flip side Uta is an angel of hope (but also love the fight between luffy and tot being a god vs demon thing)
-I was surprised for a second when Robin didn’t chew out Franky for destroying the records room but it is only in the dream I imagine when they woke up she took another peak down there 👁
-Going back to Tot being an entity created from human emotions luffys is too? Luffy’s is just happiness
-Oven makes a comment about there being a record because this was an incident that happened before and with how old the music papers were I wonder if this was during the void century ^reasons robin would take another look
-Everyone looks so good everyone looks so hot usopppppppp ♥️♥️♥️
-I like that Luffy actually gives a clear answer on why he wants to become the king of pirates and it’s to create a new era I wonder what it would be called
-Is it just me or did Gordon sound WAY more upset in the dub when he goes “THEYRE DEAD! EVERYONES DEAD!!! THEY KILLED THEM!” Because in the sub he seemed a lot more reserved about it
-I still don’t think the red haired pirates should have left uta I get that what happened is a lot they didn’t want that on her consciousness but I think just straight up lying to her about it was also terrible imo
-“Bad guys need to look like Bad guys” literally makes them look so fucking cool probably my favorite strawhat outfits individually but absolutely my favorite look as a group for suresies
-When Tot Musica shows up the Five Elders couldn’t mute the recording making me think for a second they were asleep too but also where do the people asleep elsewhere go in their dream? And that Tot can manipulate the transponder snails too is scary
-Tot musica is actually super scary ngl
-That flute is way way too loud when luffy and uta make up
-Ben saying our daughter kills me yesss
-Sanji bringing back the “Something only u can do” for Brûlée
-Also can I take a second and say brûlée and oven look so good in this movie I do wish that other characters got more spotlight but I’m glad they don’t look like trash or are used as the butt of a joke
-I could do with less Bartolomeo……
-I loved seeing Koby take charge for the final battle strategy wise I really want to see the Rocky port incident!!!
-Katakuri and brûlée sharing sight is cool but that also makes me think brûlée has observation haki considering katakuri usopp and yassop do which makes sense considering her df powers and how she uses it mostly for intel gathering for mama
-Sanji and zoro cooperating for .5 seconds is always fun
-Usopp finally calming down and using his haki is so so good
-Zues is alive and with Nami pls pls pls pls plssssss
-Everyone fighting simultaneously at the end is probably one of my favorite one piece moments I’m ngl all the build up and then actually knowing the characters it just all fit so well the music fucking rocked and I had a great time
-Shanks being found by Rodger in a chest is super fucking cute but Oda really pulled one over us giving Uta red hair but that makes me think why would a baby like Uta be found in a chest (I’m assuming it’s bc baby uta ate a df so someone was just going to sell her or whatever) but before Uta’s backstory was revealed I was leaning heavily on Uta being something created by Vegapunk a la the seraphim
-Uta looks so tired by the end Jfc let her sleeeep
-Oda really has to kill all of Luffy’s siblings Jfc 💀
-Loved the credit scene now I know that Johnny and Yosaku are just chilling with Nojiko
-Also the after credit scene when luffy tries to talk to sunny again for a second is still cute and I’m convinced this proves that sunny has a soul because uta only affects people’s souls and when she changed the people in the dream she didn’t make them disappear but changed their form into toys etc that’s why I think sunny didn’t just disappear but was turned into sunnykun
#film red#film red spoilers#op spoilers#one piece spoilers#spoilers#uta#luffy#shanks#ignore#i had the whole theater to myself ooooo boy I was having a good time#there’s very little difference between the sub and dub#been on tumblr since like 2013 and I just learned how to use the readmore
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since ur putting heeseung in timeout i’m putting that mf JAKE IN TIMEOUT 😠😠why he gotta be so flirty in those concert pics + vids ayo
RIGHTTT like omg just cheating on us in plain sight kei 😒😒 we gotta find men who’ll treat us better. who do u suggest bae? 🤔
#ky speaks#;; ⋆ moots#kei ❀#jake is literally ALWAYS flirting and so is heeseung#like dude yk where home at cmon#this is a joke by the way#but it’s also not#ky’s heekies
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mr briannnnn beanie put me in timeout bc he's mean >:(
can u tell him to let me out pretty pleeeaase?
I don't know what you did or who this 'Beanie' is, but if they see this:
Please let Nightshade out of timeout! You... probably don't deserve it, right?
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Don’t know why but was thinking about how the littles would react to timeout. Eddie cries crocodile tears/needs to be walked. Max stomps to the corner/pouts the entire time. If looks could kill cg would be dead. There bc of fighting. Robin’s rarely in timeout by herself. Usually Steve or Eddie’s w/ her. Johnny doesn’t know what timeout is Nancy’s confused and wanders out to cg and gives cuddles as a apology. May be taken back depending on who sent her. Steve whines the whole time but stays put.
🎸 as soon as he's out of timeout & has been picked up from the Chair of Doom (as the little ones call it), the tears almost immediately stop. all of the cgs know theyre crocodile tears & pay him barely any mind while he's in the corner (that proves harder than it sounds bc eddie cries loud no matter what, & fake crying is just worse), but they don't want him crying himself sick so once the timer goes off – woop. toddler in their arms
🛹 max always argues with the cgs when they put her in timeout, too, & they have to watch her closely bc she's not a stranger to booking it two minutes into her time. she probably fought mike bc those two are always getting into it when they're small JSKEJSKE ,, they have to be in different rooms during timeout or else they WILL get headaches for glaring at each other the entire time
🍦 that could mean two things: 1). they committed the crime together (bc they are the definition of partners in crime), therefore theyre all in timeout together but refused to be separated into different corners, OR 2). eddie & steve plopped themselves in the corner with her as soon as they realized were she was. neither of those 2 are more common than the other, but the latter is less tolerated bc timeout is meant for one person to be alone, facing the wall, thinking about their actions & why it landed them in the Chair of Doom
📷 jonny not knowing what timeout is is sending me over the moon 💀 u probably meant that as in "he's never been in timeout", but him LITERALLY not knowing of the concept is so so funny. he sees his friend sitting in the corner all alone, arms crossed, pouting & whining, & crawls over to them with a coloring book, crayons, & ducky, & settles next to them. are they sad? why are they sitting all alone? maybe they don't have anyone to play with. he tries to give them ducky & get them help with this one specific section of his book, but a caregiver lifts him away, explaining his friend needs alone time for ten minutes because they're in timeout. what? what's timeout? they look sad, though! they're all alone and sad! that's not good! so now jonny's whining & squirming on the cg's lap for his friend & wanting to go to timeout so they wont be alone as the cg tries explaining why he can't go in timeout with them
🎀 steve almost always cracks when nancy follows him like a duckling from the chair & crawls on his lap as soon as he sits, tucking her head underneath his chin and playing with his fingers, then turning to look at him with wide & confused eyes. he can hold strong for about 20 seconds .. then he wraps his arms around her & plants a kiss on the top of her head. robin teases him abt it, but she's the same 😭 theyre both suckers for her ... and sooner or later, nancy catches on >:~]
🕶️ arms crossed, glossy eyes, bottom lip jutting out ... the whole shebang. he's the easiest to get into timeout bc he knows the more he cooperates, the quicker he can get it over with, & he always hopes that if he's cooperative he can get out of it ... doesn't work, unfortunately. robin & eddie are usually there with him – partners in crime, remember? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ – & if theyre all in trouble, eddie's crocodile tear crying his little heart out while steve whines get louder bc eddie's gonna make him cry, too!! and if they're crying, then robin's gonna get emotional, & then- oh, would you look at that; theyre all crying, now 😥
#i too would accept nancy's apology & take her out of timeout. i have no backbone when it comes to her HSKSJE#stranger things agere#fandom agere#sfw agere#agere asks#agere concept#🧸．berry n friends <3
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