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Jamie - 18yrs - I block blank accounts - I only like the Heathers movie, not the musical -
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People have to realize that Heather would be mainly choking up blood, not just drain cleaner. The drain cleaner is already down, her throat would be opening from the burns and there would be a lot of blood.
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needed to get heathers fanart out of my system
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and if i say that i think heathers the musical is a terrible rendition of the original movie then what
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boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"
i literally have no idea what she's talking about
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AITA for microwaving my cereal?
So I (M14) love cereal. I always have it for breakfast and/or dinner, I add a punch of fruits and nuts and sprinkle chocolate and stuff, mix the milk with honey etc etc, basically, I put a lot of effort into it and it tastes 😋
Now here's the issue, my younger siblings (F10, M12) love to eat cereal too and are too lazy to make it the same way that I do, also they insist it never turns out the same way when they do it.
Now, sometimes I fix cereal for them, but admittedly sometimes I'm too lazy myself to fix 3 portions, that's a lot of fruit to cut. So I make cereal just for me.
And THEN THEY JUST COME AND EAT FROM MY BOWL.
I hate it. Like I'm okay with sharing solid food but not the liquid ones, they're putting their saliva all over my bowl, they know this and won't stop. The only way to stop them is to hit them but I'm not that kind of guy, I swear.
Here's where I might be TA: I started microwaving my cereal to heat the milk and make the cereal soggy. My siblings find this disgusting and won't eat it but I on the other hand don't care, soggy cereal is 😋 too.
Now they are mad at me they can't eat my cereal and have to make it themselves.
I feel I might be TA because my siblings always share their food with me, and I'm making it hard to share with them here. Also because they told mom and she said I'm the oldest and need to feed them. AITA?
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Lmao, damn, I was like "why is nothing loading??" and then I have to say something cause I genuinely don't know. Usually, I go to twitter when other apps don't work to see if it's true for others.
Is Twitter down?
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THIS IS AMAZING!!
My worst habit
Is my own sadness
So I stay up all night
Wondering why I'm so tired all the time
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Check out my 18 + account, it's tagged in my pinned post!!
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Holy shit, this was quick, I love it!! Jade would so shove Tori into the pool for fun, but to also get a kiss lol. Tori would probably dunk Jade under the water eventually.
Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot
(Credit to @genderflu1dwh0rfor the prompt!)
Jade's POV
I hate being warm. I hate the sun. Don’t even get me started on being warm while also being under the sun! It sickens me more than almost anything in the world, yet here I am, sitting at the edge of Vega’s pool on what is probably one of the hottest days of the year here in LA at precisely 1 in the afternoon! UGH!
I sit with my feet and ankles dipped in the water, moving my legs back and forth to create gentle, mesmerizing ripples. Tori sits beside me and does the same, mesmerized by the patterns created by the water. I glance over at her for a moment, my body instantly heating up to an unbearable degree as I take in her perfect form; Her soft, sun-kissed skin, lean yet toned arms and legs, her smooth belly, and two of the most adorable pair of small, yet perky and perfectly curved breasts I’ve ever had the pleasure of looking at, the tops of them peeking out at me from her bikini top, and-
“Like what you see?” Tori asks, knowingly, interrupting my gazing. I immediately turn my head, trying to hide my rosy cheeks, but Tori reaches over and puts one hand beneath my chin, turning my head back towards her.
“A little,” I remark, to which she simply smiles.
“Y’know, I think you’re pretty too,” she replies, before pulling her hand back.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” I mutter, leaning toward her slightly and closing my eyes. “Shut up and kiss me, dammit.” Suddenly, instead of feeling Vega’s lips on my lips, I feel her soft and delicate hand gently push me away, and I open my eyes to see her own majestic cheekbones, now stained the same shade of pink as my own.
“Not now,” she says.
“C’mon, Vega, it’s just a kiss!” I whine, trying to lean in to press my face against hers. “What’s wrong with giving me kisses?”
“I-It’s too hot!” Tori blurts out, her blush spreading from her cheeks to the rest of her face as she pushes me back again. “Why don’t you go kiss a picture of me or something instead?” Her words make me scowl. I don’t want to kiss a picture of Vega, I want to kiss Vega herself, dammit!
“I have an idea,” I say, as I place my hand on Tori’s back and give her a good shove. The brunette falls into the pool, playfully glaring at me as she resurfaces.
“Hey! What was that for?!” She exclaims as I lower myself into the pool. She and I may be too hot to kiss up on the deck, but it won’t take long for us to cool down here in the pool. I dunk my head in the water for a moment, grabbing onto the side of the pool with one hand for stability, and grabbing Tori’s waist with the other, my lips finally meeting hers as I pull her in close for the kiss I’ve so desperately wanted.
“Not too hot now, are you?” I ask as we pull away for a moment. Tori gives me that classic wide, dorky grin that I’ve come to know and love over the years, and I can’t help but to smile back.
“Not at all, Jade,” She replies. “Not at all.”
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Eddie was proud to get that high five.
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Ugh, I hate Karen Wheeler stans, especially Karen/Billy shippers. Miss me with that 'The bored housewife should get to fuck the barely legal teenager' bs, especially if it's someone who has an issue with Eddie and Chrissy. If she wanted to fuck around, she could've chosen someone more age appropriate and not fresh out of fucking high school, but no, because of the Duffers and Shawn Levy simpimg over Cara Buono, we had to be subjected to Karen's thot era. 🥴
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Imagine, its summer, it's way too hot and Jade and Tori are in their bikinis. Jade tries to kiss Tori, but Tori pushes her away, telling her it's too hot. Jade gets all pouty and Tori tells her to go kiss a picture of her.
Someone should write this, credit me if you do lmao. I would love to read it.
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