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fireteam-nocturne · 1 month

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IT'S CANON!! Taken from here

#Shaxx #Lord Shaxx #WE ARE MARRIED TO HIM #Destiny 2

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catofoldstones · 2 months

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we already have people bitching about how “i can’t stand Chani, she’s so annoying 🙄” and “Paul chose Chani to be the mother of his children, Irulan is just at the sidelines eating dust as she should”, like brothers we cannot do this again. We can’t Chani v Irulan our way out of this one because the problem is Paul and the Empire. Gosh, we truly are never getting out of the patriarchy.

#and god forbid someone mention that Paul in turn screwed over Chani by not making him his wife and granting her the rights and privileges >#> that are due to her #and some fucker will respond oh he had to marry Irulan to become emperor #(YES WHY?! UNDERSTAND THAT)#i just want to scream #wtf is this #is this the level of discourse we bring to these books/movies #?#this is giving very early asoiaf fandom and not in a good way #dune #paul atreides #princess irulan #chani #chani dune #dune books #dune movies #sigh #irulan corrino #duneposting

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ftmsteveraglan · 4 months

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the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

#for legal reasone i'm not thirsting over matpat i know he's married lmao #we just love him around here #but hey i'm just thirsty for these three #every type is your type when you're chronically thirsty #william afton #steve raglan #mike schmidt #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #ness the waiter #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #shitpost #ftmsr

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loungemermaid · 10 months

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The Hunger Games trilogy from Peeta’s perspective really is the most insane genie level wish fulfillment I’ve ever heard. He gets the love of his life, marries her, has babies with her, and in the process starts a revolution and it only cost him his leg, his sanity, and his whole family.

#mer.txt #like imagine him having to explain this to himself at like five #like yes we get there and we marry Katniss but like #honey you got a big storm coming #and tiny Peeta squaring up and going #worth it #everlark #hunger games

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lotus-pear · 8 months

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rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus

#literally mom and dad of the agency #dazai and kunikida protect yokohama but more importantly they also protect atsushi #funny story but we were watching in sub and the translations were wack bc when i watched dazai refers to kunikida as his colleague #but in the version we were watching he just called him partner w/o any context it was so fucking funny😭#bro rly just pointed to a random man across the river and was like “oh that's my partner btw!! we can use his money to treat you to dinner!#my bestie made me pause the show and was like “????partner. are they married??? either way it's cute that there's mlm rep in this anime🥺”#i was genuinely holding back tears #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #SRY FOR THE UNGODLY HR IM POSTING AT I DIDNT WANT TO LOSE THE MOTIVATION I SUDDENLY GOT AFTER WATCHING THE FIRST FEW EPS #IVE WANTED TO DRAW THESE TWO FOR SO LONG IDK WHAT TOOK ME SO LONG😭😭😭😭

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asmilinghopelessromantic · 13 days

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Anthony: Colin let me give you some advice

Colin: don't fuck it up like you did?

Anthony: ah, yeah that's about right

Colin: Anthony help, I fucked it up

#anthony would be so smug that kate will have to smack him #kate: hey *husband* remember when you almost married my SISTER. yeah you have no room to talk #anthony: i thought we were past this!! i'm never living this down am i #kate: nope now go help your brother #polin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #anthony bridgerton #viscount anthony bridgerton #viscount bridgerton #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3

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yourlocalgrass · 1 month

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Sometimes I think… what’s with Barbatos just casually adopting some of the most powerful beings in the realms to exist??

Like, first we have Solomon right? He gets summoned, this kid on the floor on the verge of death, and he’s like. Hm… fair enough. Got no choice but to adopt you. Takes him to fountain of knowledge and all and makes a pact before or after since we don’t know. And let me say, he knew this this boy is boutta be the most powerful sorcerer to exist before he was summoned and all of that happened, so it’s not like he didn’t know.

Then we have Diavolo and honestly the most funniest one here. Visiting his future son from time to time, all fun and giggles until the lil guy thought he could lock him up. He also had some real dedication because Dia also used some so special tea leaves to blackmail him. And guess what? Barbatos first impression was: Cute. A cute lil child. That’s the entire reason my guy decided to adopt the next Demon King (probably not the entire reason still) and we can also see how Barbatos has to do every teeny thing for Diavolo and how much of a father he is to him so we can see the point here it’s pretty obvious

You thought that was it? Nope. Next we have guess who? Luke. Luke?? You thinking, sure they do have an adopted father-son relationship, also the first demon who Luke admitted to not minding spending time with, and all but- nuh uh. I’ll just quickly quote:

“Luke’s blessing is very powerful. It even rivals what angels higher in the hierarchy is the Celestial Realm are capable off” :From Simeon, by the way. Somewhere in S3

I mean, if our tiny chihuahua is this powerful at this young age (well, in angel years let’s say) imagine how powerful he would be after experience and older (again, in angel years).

Conclusion: Barb likes to casually adopt crazy powerful beings and being a strange adoptive father in some way to each of them (also shows them in different ways I mean you can see the difference between the 3)

#Bonus point if you imagine a kid or teen MC who Barb spend time with that’s another one into the mix #this just gives all the more reason to marry him #obey me #obey me swd #obey me nb #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me diavolo #obey me luke

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icaruspendragon · 3 months

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my husband and i started dating almost six years ago and our anniversary is coming up so i was looking through texts from when we first started seeing each other and jfk i'm just now realizing he was flirting with me and i simply did not realize that’s what was happening.

he'd say something like "aren’t you just the sweetest thing" and i'd respond with some shit like "that's nice of you to say. i have a deeply ingrained borderline pathological need to be liked and also to make other people happy so it's good to know i'm succeeding in that."

#like girl that’s not flirty banter it’s self worth issues #he still married me tho so i guess he was cool with it #although to be fair when we started dating i let him know i was a cluster fuck disaster of a person #and he was like *shrugs* you’re hot and funny and smart so the mental illness is no biggie #god gave me a metric fuck ton of mental health problems bc he knew i’d be beating suitors off with a stick otherwise

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harryshouseparty · 2 months

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the more we learn about joe post breakup the more i’m just like…midnights makes sense…lover makes sense…folklore and evermore make sense…reputation makes sense…like if you go back and listen to these albums there is SO MUCH anxiety like two things can be true - that she was very in love with him and i think at some point they both were in love with each other, but somewhere something shifted to…worse and not better? and i think midnights is one of the ultimate culminations of taylor looking inward and trying to figure out where/what she could be doing wrong. like the release of you’re losing me? the mass unfollowing of joe by taylor’s closest friends? like to realize that you’re contorting yourself to appease someone who at this point…is barely reciprocating?? homeboy fumbled big time and i think with the tortured poets department we’ll get more of the how and why things ended up the way they did

#i think taylor deadass wanted to marry him too like see: lover (the song) but even there she’s having to ask #can i go where you go? can we always be this close?#like 😩#taylor swift

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gunstellations · 3 months

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In the world I love

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In a different world

#vanitas no carte #vanoé #doomed yaoi save me...save me doomed yaoi #play on the opening song + visual sequence + the fact that vanitas could only ever be happy in an alternate universe also #+ the other fun little fact we learn about him from episode one #i have complex feelings about this anime #its pretty damn fucking good #but im a leeeeetle iffy about the way it developed the female characters.....they had potential and i was actually excited to #to see some good solid female characters even the respective romances with their l/i's felt good at the start #not jeanne obv. they fucked up a perfectly good woman and her whole dynamic with v could have gone sooo well without the reall #really forced flirting behaviour.... i liked the more serious relationship they had it made me actually not hate what they had at the start #but yknow. whatever. sorry about going off about another ship on this but im just....i love jeanne a lot. i wish they didnt do her so dirty #my girl deserves better than this asshole #you want white/black dynamics??? let her get married to domi and then we can talk #i enjoy this show and i enjoy vanoe a lot #very yuriyaoi if you ask me #my art

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shootingstarrfish · 3 months

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hello have you seen this boy?

now you have :)

#luke my precious son hes so SHAPED #im going to marry simeon and then we will raise luke together #strategic simeon back cameo oops it was an accident i didnt see him sneak in guys i promise haha whoopsieees #obey me #obey me art #obey me nightbringer #luke #obey me luke #obey me simeon #simeon #om! luke

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bakudekublogblog · 4 months

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BAKUGOU CAME BACK TO LIFE AND IMMEDIATELY WAS LIKE "i'm izuku midoriya's guy, i'm his man, i'm his partner, i'm the one who takes care of the things he can't, i'm his kacchan, and i'm here to FUCKING KILL YOU"

#he's such a fucking icon how are you not obsessed with him #bkdk #bakudeku #he did this all recorded and i just #izuku watching it back later like #he just announced he loved me like twice?????#katsuki is like oh good we're both alive can we get married now

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lomlompurim · 4 months

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Do you think that in svsss post canon, when bingqiu is in their marital bliss in their bamboo house, Binghe lays awake at night look at the ceiling and remembering all the nights he spend in his side room dreaming of marrying his shizun?

That silly teenage dream that seemed so far and unrealistic, utterly imposible, but he still held it close to his heart, in hope that one day, maybe one day Shizun would allow Binghe to court him. And then The Mess™ of the plot happened and he had no time to think too much about it. Maybe he still thought about it briefly, but not so much while dealing with the prospect of his affections laying death on his bed.

And after all that they just started a relationship, got engaged and had their wedding shortly after that.

And here they are, sharing their marital bed every night, living together, eating together, kissing, cuddling, having nasty loving sex and just existing as husbands. He became Sqq's husband.

I like to imgine Binghe looking at his husband sleeping peacefully next to him, then looking at the ceiling and getting all blushed while raising his fist to the sky while thinking "we did it, little me, we did it!!" And screaming internally like a giddy young girl in love.

#svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #luo binghe #bingqiu #like that meme #teen binghe: We married him? ;o;#adult binghe: YESSSSS WE MARRIED HIM #and making a little happy dance #shizun does a little happy dance when he thinks no one is looking #so he copied him #headcanon

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rassebers · 1 year

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