Sooo, dear Tumblr, hear me out. I think my boss is trying to sugar mommy me (?)

Lemme present my evidence:

-She mentioned multiple times how her husband is now living in their summer home five hours of driving away and she's been living all alone.

- Our customers often bring her presents (mainly food) and we'd usually split them, but lately she's giving them all to me "so you'll think of me while you enjoy it."

- Last week she had an issue with her car, so I chauffeured her around for a day and she kept telling me that she'll "have to invite me for lunch at her place to thank me properly".

- And, cherry on the top, today she kinda brought me grocery shopping with her? Like we had to go someplace together for work and she was like "Oh, I need to drop by the supermarket real quick." And so I found myself there carrying her grocery bags and helping her to find baking powder like a Very Good Kid™ because I am a courteous human being, and the cashier is giving us a weird look (because he knows she's my boss) and my boss is like "If they keep being so nice to me, I'll have to keep *Name* as my assistant outside of work as well...I'm already addicted to their help."

So yeah. That is what happened Your Honor.

Is this some level of fruity or am I seeing things?

EDIT: There's some updates, check this out

If my mum asks, I'm definitely going to Victoria Park tomorrow to see Harry Demattia's first VFLM game.

i've decided that my new tumblr niche is going to be pretending to woobify richard the third until that somehow catches on (note to self: find out how to become viral) and this hellsite fills up with wars of the roses discourse and epically long posts about who really killed those kids and actually no if you weren't an ABLEIST SHITLORD you would appreciate him like we do over here on the moral high ground.

[First day as a lawyer]

Niko: The prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this? Niko: *Sticks his middle finger up*

Actually I lied I’m just gonna do separate posts cause I’m impatient, one composite one now and then the rest (including the normal form ref, Traitor Magolor/EX, hopefully Epilogue final boss fight and maaaaaybe Manager/Shoppekeeper Magolor) later when they’re done, which will be after the legs are all finished. Anyway here’s Magolor

Now, you may be thinking: “Hey Kit, did you make our catboy a bird?” To which I say, “Read my 1.8k word essay from last week.” Albeit I don’t think canon Magolor is an actual Doomer, I just thought it would be fun; plays nicely with the wings + talons imagery of the crown, and I wasn’t sure about giving him full-on cat ears anyway (Also. Egg). I’m also weirdly committed to both staying relatively on-model and having fairly realistic continuity and am proud of how well I managed to do on those with stuff like the sleeves having the same markings as the ears of the hood so they can stand in for them in 2nd phase after the cloak gets its closure broken and falls off. Also btw the leg prosthetics (I commissioned a friend who draws mecha to design better ones than I could lol) are held together & operated by magic that Mags is always running in the background so they fall apart in 2nd phase once he’s no longer controlling his own magic. Ok that’s probably enough non-tag rambling; hasta luego!

looking thru all of my perfect little eins screenshots for the oc meme. babygirl was having a very rough day :(

I can't commit a crime bc my Google searches are too embarrassing. Just now I searched "blue box electronics store" and then several keysmashes before "BEST BUY"

the longer i think about jimmy’s system of laws the more my head hurts. i cant decide whether its funnier that e!jimmy genuinely believes he’s constructed an iron-clad system of laws, or if he knows they’re catered to him specifically and he doesn’t care. i won’t even entertain the idea that its a cleverly constructed way to give him leverage over other empires bc. i mean. i just dont believe it

Supreme Court Bracket: Results of Round 3

The biggest landslide was Gay Sex beating Gay Marriage with a margin of 87.76%

The closest match was Interracial Marriage vs Abortion, with Interracial Marriage having a winning margin of just 51.61%

Semifinals Tomorrow!

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In this day and age The supreme court is lucky light Yagami wasn't real. Let's because honest as soon as that announcement wasade kira would've striked and then we'd all actually start worshipping him I mean come on it's not YOUR body you have no right in that desicion this is a huge injustice to anyone with reproductive organs and don't give me that "oHhHH aBoRtIOn is mUrdEr" crap please. I don't care if anyone disagrees with this if you do DNI because I know there are people with terrible circumstances such as rape etc and some people might not be financially equipt to take care of a child or can die during pregnancy and I hate the desicion they made. You would think getting doxxed would be enough to change their decision and no I don't support doxxing of any kind but come on that should tell you something about the BS DECISION YOU MADE

I call dibs on the next supreme court justice opening!! And everyone knows its first come first serve obviously.

for those wondering "why new york?" in the USA companies must be sued and are primarily beholden to the laws of the state where they are based automatic and tumblr HQ is based in new york and so we Must sue them in new york to sue them at all*

for those saying "but i dont live in new york or the USA is that a problem?" No that is actually part of why the ACLU and its various affiliates exist the way they do! they can sue on your behalf for civil rights violations no matter what state or country you come from, and especially when it comes to data regarding a Lawsuit That Already Concluded. "help im not usamerican what the hell does out of court settlement mean" out of court settlement is a legal process where a company can refuse to admit Guilt, but say "you have something of a point and i want this lawsuit to end" it usually comes with Specific Terms And conditions including but not limited to: financial reembursements banned behaviors required behaviors public service announcements etc. tumblr was sued by ACLU NY to say that discrimination was happening. they settled out of court under the condition that they would rework their moderation system to ACTIVELY prevent discrimination. if you have data that indicates weakly or strongly that that has not happened it is somewhat your civic duty* to send that data to @NYCLU by whatever method is most convenient to you. that @ is a convenient link to their twitter

*not strictly true but when you're talking about a website with no other physical locations its best to think of it this way

*obviously you reserve the right to fuck off and not care, but come on.

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