ROUND 2 MATCH 49

Quest propaganda:

“big soft ex con who just wants to live a better life ! hes ashamed of his past and wants to be better :(( ! hes such a sweet guy who calls you angel !!! also hes got cool tattoos and big tits”

Mori propaganda:

“Do you like stinky cat men? Meet Mori. A shameless punk rocker who is in a band and turns into a bakeneko. He is awful (affectionately). I can't describe him better than this. 

Tri City Monsters is an 18+ game coming out next year about 3 ROs who are on skipping out on their demon deals and on the run from Enforcers.”

SHAMELESSLY promoting my friend's awesome game 😎

go check them out at @tricitymonsters !

Their kickstarter for the game is live!

For Mori : 5, 31, 48

And for my babygirl Kazu : 42 & 44

5. How often do they masturbate?

Answered this one already (yall really wanna know how often he's spending Me Time lmao)

31. What's the best way to get them aroused?

HONESTLY Mori is on a hair trigger just making eye contact with him might turn him on. But if you really wanna make a statement tell him point blank how bad you want him. Don't wait until you're in bed, either, pull him in at a show or mention it as you're getting out of his truck. He loves forwardness and he'll be thinking on that for a While.

48. Do they like a certain kind of aftercare more than others?

Mori's pretty low-needs as far as aftercare's concerned but he does like sharing a cigarette and making sure you got what you wanted out of your time together. A goodbye kiss or quip is always nice tho <3

AND kazu, our collective meat tank slash baby girl /dreamy sigh

42. Top 5 turn ons

Being told exactly what to do and what you want him for. Kazu needs structure and he's not good at social cues most of the time. Being 100% upfront with him is a great way to get him very excited.

Praise for a job well done. Man has a massive praise kink, tell him he's doing a good job please.

Being treated like a tool or weapon. Kazu's got a lot of sub programming going on and he kinda gets really turned on when you talk about him like he's a tool specialized for a job.

Comments on his body, especially mid fuck. He's a lot more awkward about this when he's just living his life but if he's jack-hammering into you tell him you love his dick. It drives him insane.

Get involved with what he's wearing. Tell him you want to see him in a collar or more slutty little gym tanks his tiddies spill out of. He gets embarrassed sure but knowing you have a Vision for him gets him worked up.

44. Is there any particular place they like to have special attention paid to (nipples, clit, g-spot, etc.)?

He's got kind of an oral fixation going on so pay a lot of attention to his lips/tongue/mouth and then also don't forget to squeeze his balls during sex. Nipples are always good too.

some of the extremely supportive but slightly[?] unhinged things wyll can say to the dark urge as they fight the wyll [haha] to peel off his face.

I need all newcomer FNAF fans to understand that William is not a normal child killer. Not in the sense that he has some great depth, but rather he is fixated on killing/hurting children to a weird degree. There is no normal degree, but he somehow found a weird degree.

I made a post about this a couple years back, and I did get the facts slightly off, so I will give an updated take. Ahem

He did not just kill 5 children at Freddy's, when Freddy's opened 2 years later he got a fake identity to kill 5 kids again. He used his apparently very wealthy company and his insane level of technological genius to build several highly advanced machines that function like they are from the 22nd century, have stuff like 'voice mimic lure' and many other advancements, and he used these godly accomplishments to kidnap and kill more children. He discovered Scarecrow-esqe hallucinogenic gas and used this for, you guessed it, torturing kids in his underground lab. They had like a whole fake house down there with a bed and a dinner table and everything bro was intricate.

After he became undead, he went to a fake pizza place he knew was a trap juuust so he could see if there were any actual kids here to kill.

So film fans if you are asking yourself if William is just a normal child killer, the answer is no. It is more that he is on some sort of crusade upon children everywhere and dedicates his entire existence to killing or hurting more kids. It's his goal in life, it drives him. He would invent time travel but only if every time the device was used to travel in time, it kicked an orphan in the balls.

There was gonna be more but, well, y'know 😒

So last night I got struck by the idea lightning and started spontaneously working on a Mafiafell self insert au because I'm insane. Underfell is already basically my favorite au, and while Mafiafell has it's problems (glances surreptitiously at that one infamous fic and comic) I think it has a lot of potential

What is the antisemitism in TUC season 1? Does it have to do with Wally the golem?/gen

[ID: an ask from an anonymous tumblr user that reads "would love to hear more about the antisemitism in unsleeping city! was a while ago that i watched it and can't remember what you might be referencing but definitely want to be aware of it.]

no, it's not about willy the golem -- i actually think willy is a great addition to the season (even if i wish we got to see more of him), and an indication to me that brennan/the showrunners were definitely trying to be sincere and inclusive. i want to make it clear that i don't think anything antisemitic in tuc is there intentionally; i think it's there out of simple ignorance, which is also why i think fans don't frequently see/comment on it either. but i don't think that's an excuse, either.

my grief with tuc1 is largely centered around its portrayal of robert moses as the villain. especially by making him a greedy, power-hungry lich working en league with bloodsucking vampires. (also his mini is literally a green skinned skull man in a suit. yikes.) here's the thing; i know robert moses was a real life horrible person, who actually was racist and powerhungry etc etc. and i know that robert moses, the real actual person, was jewish. my grief with tuc1 is not that they chose to use robert moses over literally any other person (real or fictional) to be their season villain (though i'd be really curious to know what tuc1 would have looked like with a different villain), but that they chose to take a real jewish person, turn them into an antisemitic caricature, and then only barely add other portrayals of judaism to balance that out.

like, tuc isn't completely devoid of other jewish representation. as you mention, there's willy the golem -- and again, i really like willy, and i love that it's a portrayal of a golem that's faithful to jewish folklore (ie as a benevolent, guardian construct rather than a mindless destructive monster. i am not a fan of how 'golem' is so frequently misused as a generic enemy creature in other fantasy and ttrpg spaces, including other seasons of d20). but as i said earlier, i wish we see more of him in the season, because he's not around very much, and feels a little more like worldbuilding than a full character to me. also, he's not human. jews are people.

the only other human jewish character in tuc1 is...stephen sondheim. which, again, yeah, that's a real person who really was jewish. but i really wouldn't blame you if you had no idea of that when watching tuc1. maybe from the name you could guess he might be jewish, but i don't think people ought to make a habit of trying to 'clock' someone being jewish by having a 'jewish-sounding' surname. as he's portrayed in tuc1, you'd never know he's jewish, unless you happen to already be pretty knowledgeable about the man in real life. it's far more likely you'll know him as a theater legend than anything else (may his memory be a blessing).

now i'm not saying that brennan or the showrunners should have played up the jewishness of Real Person Stephen Sondheim to counterbalance the depiction of robert moses; that just feels weird to me, especially considering that sondheim was literally alive when tuc1 was filmed and released. it's a tricky thing to portray real people in fiction alongside made up characters, especially when they are contemporaries, and i don't think 'outright caricature' is the way to go about that. nor do i think that moses' jewishness should have been played up at all, because again i don't think that would have been particularly true to the person/character, and also Fucking Yikes. but, c'mon, if you hear the names 'moses' and 'sondheim' next to each other, which one do you associate more with judaism?

and as it stands, these are the only representations of judaism in tuc1. one admittedly nice but very minor nonhuman character; one human character you'd never be able to tell was jewish; and a third human character who, while never explicitly referenced as jewish, plays into some really hurtful antisemitic stereotyping. and it was a choice to not include anything else. maybe not a deliberate one, probably more likely one made out of simple ignorance than anything else, but a choice nonetheless. in a city with one of the largest and most visibly jewish populations in the country, and a culture that is inextricably influenced by that jewish population. a jewish population which has been and continues the target of rising hate crimes for years. i know that nyc means different things to different people, and everyone's nyc is their own -- but my nyc is jewish, and it sucks that that its jewishness is referenced directly in only one very minor way, which is greatly overshadowed by its, in my view, really insidious indirect references.

i don't know exactly how to go about addressing this. obviously, the show can't be changed by now. even if it could, i think the final product would be very significantly different from what it is now if the villain was something/someone else. i think including more references to jews in new york, more (human) jewish characters, hell, even mentioning hanukkah celebrations and menorahs in windows (it takes place in late december, after all; depending on the year it's not at all out of place for hanukkah to coincide with xmas!) would help. having literally any more positive jewish representation in tuc1 would, i think, help balance the bad stuff that's there. because, yeah, robert moses was real and he was terrible and he was jewish. but he's one jewish guy in a city with over a million jews, the vast majority of whom are just normal people. i don't want him to be the only vision of us that people get, in tuc1 alone or in any media. i'm not saying that jews can't or shouldn't be villains in fiction; but especially if you are a goyische creator, you should be really careful in how you're portraying us, and if there are other contrasting depictions in your work, too, in order to not (even accidentally) demonize jewish people as a whole.

Something about Juno "I don't know what the hell I'm going to be next, but... God, I wanna know. I have to." Steel just hits me so hard like- C'MON!

javier keeps expecting lloyd to come up w the plan first but like. sometimes that fails him and if he just says "hey there is no way i'm not fighting this threat what're you gonna do about it" he could just skip the "lloyd runs away, javier calls him a coward, lloyd doesn't see what's wrong w his actions, javier runs off to go fight the thing after giving his last words to lloyd to carry to the count and fam, lloyd reluctantly goes back to help javier" process.

ASKJDHKAJHDS

llojavi is just two idiots constantly going:

"i'm going to fight the thing" "don't fight the thing" "i am fighting the thing" "*sigh* fine i'll help you fight the thing, but i'll complain the entire time about it!"

at each other and i think that's beautiful <33

stubborn bastard/stubborn bastard supremacy fr

ROUND 1 MATCH 118

Kuras propaganda:

No Kuras propaganda :(

Amir propaganda:

“Guess I'm submitting all the Tri City Monster guys! Amir is a beautiful man who likes nice things and he can step on me. He is artistic and likes scheming and mind games.

Tri City Monsters is an 18+ game coming out next year about 3 ROs who are on skipping out on their demon deals and on the run from Enforcers.”

... The way i know these alternate versions of Adrien and Marinette are going to have a healthier relationship than the originals, but theyre gonna try framing it as a bad thing because they're "EEEVIL."

They're going to have open and honest communication with each other [since it looks like they're still choosing to work together as a team] and Claw Noir is gonna display some form of agency in his actions but the writers will be like "NO, this isnt good! Adrien can't have any agency of his own because he's too emotional and he exists just to be a pretty prize Marinette wins after defeating the villain."

I filled out @/cparrisart’s character sheets for Amir and Mori.  (amir’s skills are really stacked i gave him bonuses because he’s supernaturally charismatic even before turning into a demon lmfao).  Portraits by @coyoxxtl​ who does immaculate work.  Plus smaller portraits by @totatoti​ and @tabbybells​

edit: mori’s height should be 5′8 womp womp

Had a dream that Scollace was canon.

do digimon adventure ip holders realize they can make a movie abt the original cast without turning it into some big epic tearjerker? Some of us just want to see jou and yamato stand in the kitchen again

Somethin about this clawdeen seems..so easy to pushover.

Like with how shits going ima take a guess and say. Cleo bullies Clawdeen cuz shes gonna be the new girl instead of Frankie.

And Frankie the crazy party girl and Draculara the..witch will threaten to spell Cleo or some shit and Clawdeens just gonna..be a push over, with all of her personality rewritten just because.

No its not cuz she has glasses. Its just the track record of all these riverdale-ified shows. So.

If im right Nickelodeon owes me 5 millions dollars.

And if im wrong..they STILL owe me 5 million dollars for bringin this shit into the world.