More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

Calling your mutual or blogger by their literal name listed in their bio theyve asked people to call them is the scariest thing in the world like what if while i was writing my tag it deviously transformed into a slur while my eyes gracefully shut & now instead of saying Hi steven I called him all the slurs for gay people. Then they come for me. And he sees it. OK

Worship

Hoooo boy. It's finally finished. This only took me eight months to paint. T.T

Disco Elysium is soooo good y'all; I feel like I'll never give it the credit it deserves.

I'm not even sure it's finished, but I'm just going to set this down now, though.

Clip studio paint and a ton of downloaded watercolor and acrylic brushes.

Let me know if you want me to pull out any closeups or anything

A GIANT WOMAN..!!!!!!!

just two duders against the world, one is red and the other is blue, iykyk

Canonically sad wet cat of a man

Normally by this point, dashboard osmosis has given me a rough idea what everybody's latest Thing is. But Dungeon Meshi? I have no idea what is going on with Dungeon Meshi. My best guesses so far are: -

There probably is a literal dungeon that they are in at least some of the time

Food???? Cooking??? Cooking competition?????????

Very possibly lesbians

That one guy who is taller than everyone else

????????????

It's also highly possible that some of the things I'm assuming are Dungeon Meshi related are actually Locked Tomb, because I never figured out what that was about either.

The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

Peter Nureyev and the Angel of Brahma

fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

sometimes the dash has fun all by itself

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

Call me Juno Steel the way I watch that flat ass go-

a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)