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#The why of the fry
scootypuffjr · 3 months
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blessedwithpolls · 1 year
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I love going on tumblr and being slapped in the face with some obscure meme that appears out of nowhere overnight, and then you don’t really learn what it means or where it comes from, and maybe you don’t fully understand it, but you just kinda have to play along
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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outer-andromeda · 6 months
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What 5 hours of puppet rigging does to a man (that's me I'm the man)
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finally colored that Eddie scribble <3 rough day p.2!
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sh0wbagz · 3 months
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Her ass is NOT the beef bastard!!
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imperceiveable · 2 months
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idk is this anything?
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hlaalus · 2 years
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martyrbat · 10 months
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action comics #655
[ID: a photo of young Clark Kent getting caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He's using a stool to climb on top of the countertop and is looking over his shoulder with a shocked expression! The caption underneath the photo, written by Martha, reads: ‘Caught in the act!’ END ID]
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arkodian · 2 years
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I wanted to get into embroidery last year and of course the first project that popped into my head was a massive one. So here's the masterpost for the Discworld jacket I'm currently working on. The plan is to have at least one motif for every book and cover the whole thing. Wish me luck.
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This is a work in progress, so I'll update this post when I finish new stuff.
Feel free to suggest things that should be on there. I've still got a list I'm working through, but any ideas are appreciated. 😊❤
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buttfrovski · 2 months
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had a dream where tweek and craig went skiing and craig was like "dw dude it'll be FIIINE" and then tweek broke his leg
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scootypuffjr · 3 months
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burymeinblack2022 · 5 months
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Happy Asuka day to those who celebrate ‼️‼️ give it up for the specialest girl and only ginger ever 🤠🥳🥳
Bonus:
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gildedmuse · 6 months
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Luffy: Can you do like Rice balls but battered in beer?
- OPLA, a scene
Even in a coma you know Zoro was like, "damn, that kid is a genius".
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dooblez · 5 months
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scrab cameo
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creamqueen · 16 days
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*crashes through a window* sorry darlin
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