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xandrikart · 14 days
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"I am alive because they made me alive."
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sasswonfp · 1 year
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This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)
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tiyoin · 3 months
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so i just watched hazbin hotel ep 7 preview...
(this is a continuation of heaven reader)
alastor using angel reader for a larger, grander scheme than vaggie thought.
maybe he didn't give a shit about you at all? what if he was using you as a rook piece.
or maybe...
he was willing to flip the scales just to have you in his maleficent grasps.. maybe you were important for another reason she'd never be able to imagine. not even in her most wildest dreams.
there's a primal fear that claws at the back of veggies brain, before it quickly chills and numbs the front of her brain whenever she thought about you.
she scrapped her mind to try and remember you: yet you were no where to be found.
that has to do with alastor somehow.
and alastor....
he doesn't care to decipher his feelings. doesn't bother to answer any questions about you in detail. instead he sang a song about how in 'love' you two were in when alive.
of course vaggie spoke up, always there to pop whatever bubble he put into everyone's, (not like they fully believed him) especially charlie's mind
"even so, you have your own problems to worry about. isn't that right, miss vag"
"vagg" she sneered turning away to go tend to her problem.
and yet, whenever alastor is seated at the chess board, pieces already at war. his hand always seems to linger on one of the white rooks.
eyeing it eerily with one of his infamous smiles, he takes the black's rook and strikes down the white's. this left a hole in the white's strategy as he moved his piece away from danger.
clenching the dead rook in his hand, he tightened his grip and his smile before discarding the piece with the other dead soldiers into the fire pit. all alastor knew is that he wanted everything to slip, crumble, and fall into chaos.
he wants to see friends betrayed, families die, lives get ruined. and as much carnage that it would take centuries to clean up.
he wants complete and utter pandemonium.
he laughed viciously at the fire. and with a wave of his hand all the pieces were in starting positions brand spanking new. yet he made sure the rook was burnt on its crown.
alastor mused to himself "what's the best kind of chaos?"
picking up the burnt rook again, alastor moved it first.
his jaw clenched and his eyes grinned as he heard a commotion downstairs, charlies voice on top.
the best kind is when you're able to physically kneel into the ground and plant its invasive seed yourself.
right into heavens impenetrable gates.
and right in your graceful, little, hands
he thought, grabbing his cane before standing up. he gave one last look to the chess board, to the rook, before he and his shadow vanished.
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not edited, hell, not even proofread. I literally wrote this, then posted
if I write more of angel reader x shithead alastor then ill make a tag el oh el
alastor's such a little shit I LOVE him
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pouletpourri · 2 months
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bird things make a return
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hrokkall · 9 months
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HOW TO PIN YOUR INSECTS:
Position limbs into desired arrangement and pin in place
Maintain eye contact
Pin should pass through the center of the thorax
Move slowly; lest the divine light leak out along with the ichor
Wait for the embers to die.
Wait for the embers to reignite.
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qr4ylvs · 3 months
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take two bc the one on the actual day didn't post 😭
happy (belated) birthday @zipsunz ! hope you don't mind the tag
the following is every single little mari thingy i could find in my very disorganized art collection
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scificrows · 5 months
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The Roombabot Diaries
"Even without full scan function, I still had my dark vision filters and my own mapping data, so with the fixed point of the corridor hatch, I could retrace my steps to the ramp. It just looked awkward and stupid because for the first part I had to navigate like a floor-cleaning bot." - Martha Wells, System Collapse (Video and audio description below the cut)
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An animated video of Murderbot, in a full environmental suit (featuring a little 'Perihelion' logo on its chest and an opaque helmet).
Murderbot is wandering around a dark space, the sound of its footsteps on the stone floor are audible. It walks in a straight line to the right until it hits a pillar with an audible 'thunk' noise and stops. A grumpy smiley face appears next to it.
It recalibrates, making little chirping calibrating sounds, then turns and moves towards the viewer until it seems to hit the camera (again with a 'thunk' noise and a little frowny smiley face next to it) and recalibrates again.
It turns its back to the viewer and starts walking again, this time seemingly hitting the wall in the back. It recalibrates again, then turns to the right and starts walking again. After a few seconds it stops briefly, two exclamation marks appear next to it along with a beeping noise, then it quickly walks out of frame.
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tswwwit · 11 days
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How would dipper propose to bill? -without any devious intentions, just pure love 😍
He'd absolutely overthink it to hell and back.
We're talking making notes and charts and a list of Everything That Must Go Right for the Perfect Setup. He's made a list of seventy-three options and eliminated half of them. He's fussed over the ring and has three different options stored in his sock drawer, one in the bottle of shower gel Bill doesn't use, and one up in the rafters. There's an excel file with probabilities for weather and temperature and the mood Bill might be in at that exact moment.
Of course, all these things completely fall apart in the most chaotic manner possible, with a high chance of 'near-death experience' to boot.
Dipper ends up blurting out 'Marry me' after the battle, seizing Bill's hand while his own are all sticky with the blood of their enemies and the survivors groan in anguish in the obliterated wreckage. And it's the most romantic proposal Bill could ever ask for.
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tytoalbatross · 7 months
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hello lgbt community
(artistic nudity under the cut)
scar hcs for an au i have with @that-caffeinated-queer
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teddybearsims · 3 months
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last train home
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bisclavaret · 1 year
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Book cover assignment from way back last year!
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lycorisamaryllis · 8 months
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so i got into stardew and really like the writer guy. thus i gave him a new outfit and put him in the woods
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dire-kumori · 11 months
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Begun fantasizing about a scenario in which, shortly after Evan’s passing, William throws Michael out of the house in the middle of the night in a moment of drunken rage. Isolated from his friends and estranged from his uncle, Michael makes his way to Fredbear’s Family Diner, which is still closed following the Bite. It’s just a place to crash for the night, before William sobers up and inevitably forgets he locked Mike out and gets angry all over again at him for ‘sneaking out.’ He knows the drill.
While in the restaurant Mike finds Fredbear with his little brother’s blood dried all over it. Despite being pretty numb over the past several weeks, he’s suddenly overcome with every emotion he’s been bottling up; fear, rage, sorrow, pain, and so, so much guilt. He breaks down into sobs, apologizing to the animatronic as if Evan would be able to hear him through the animatronic.
And Evan... does.
The sound of Michael’s voice wakes up Evan’s spirit inside the animatronic. He’s confused, terrified, not recognizing where he is or what form he’s in. He does recognize Michael, however, and reacts with sheer horror. As does Michael when he sees Fredbear begin moving on its own and shrieking and flailing around on stage.
Between Evan’s screaming and panicking and sobbing, Michael puzzles out that the seemingly haunted animatronic is, in fact, his little brother. He’s equally terrified; Evan has every reason to hate him and want him dead, and in that large, metal body he could very easily make that happen. But even so, he inches his way towards Evbear, and softly says his brother’s name. Evan’s animatronic body can’t cry, but Michael can hear mechanical sobs echoing from inside as Evan says he just wants to go home and begs Michael to take him there.
And Michael... does.
All of this because I want a comical reverse-heist scene of Michael sneaking his now six foot tall metal brother into the house without alerting William.
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hellhoundlair · 8 months
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why did we never get to see soulless sam and crowley interracting.... :( crowley would have been utterly bewitched with lust
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moeblob · 22 days
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Deacon really just wants to learn about all the deities and so he really would be interested in meeting more deities but also he's not convinced Ohiwe and Ohime would ever suggest this for his own benefit. He's a bit scared which is fair.
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soumarhea · 2 years
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First contact.
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Moon got up there and now can't get down
Later that night.
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