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Just started watching WWDITS and I’m absolutely losing my shit over this scene
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#TOBY NOOOOO#this show is so funny#lazlo is already my fave#wwdits nandor#guillermo de la cruz#lazlo cravensworth#nadja
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our therapist asked if anyone sits in on our sessions and i was like oh! toby does, bc he needs therapy but he's not really ready for it. and she was like oh why does he need therapy? and toby and i panicked in unison and blurted out oh ahahaha he killed his parents, not great!
so that's how we're doing lmfao
-system anon
Why does it always sound so chaotic in such a weirdly cute & wholesome way 😭😭😭
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#everyobito#obito uchiha#naruto#uchiha obito#that tobi guy#sasuke#oh nooooo you goooooot him#found in: naruto chapter 357
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I TRIIED TO GET A "TONY" KEY CHAIN AT THE GAS STATION AND THEIR REGISTER WAS OFF LINE 😭
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IM BACK BABY
who’s ready for 5000 or so words of ANGST
#akozu's wizards#tales of arcadia#trollhunters#3below#toawizards#toby domzalski#krel tarron#steve palchuk#douxie galder-penn#mort penn#alex swift#ANGST ANGST ANGST#sorry for the long wait yall#you would have thought 5k of krel angst would be easy for me but nooooo#anyway YEET
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#priscixicana#told my boss about how I’m talking to a guy with a face tattoo#she was like omg Priscilla noooo nooo priscilla nooooo#lmao it was like when Toby came back 😂#I told her he wraps cars for a living and she goes oh ok 😂
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SCREAMING. CRYING. SHITTING TEARS. THE BOY WILL BE DISTRAUGHT NOOOOO
GODDAMMIT Y/N WHO’S GONNA FUCK TOBY FOR US NOW HUH?!
also watch as i matpat this shit bc i need to beat the ass of whoever tf knocked y/n out 🤺
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LMAO BYEEEEEEEE
(Toby is so not gonna like this when he finds out)
Part 10 will clear things up frrrr
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A/N: This is not fetish art. It's just two boys playing and having fun. If you have a k!nk please get the heck away from me or I'll block you.
Thomas and Toby were playing together at the beach. While Thomas liked to swim, Toby preferred to stay on land.
Toby asked Thomas to bury him in the sand. Thomas smirked. "Okay Toby," whistled Thomas cheekily. He jumped out of the water and covered Toby with sand all over.
Toby felt the sun beaming on him. He felt very relaxed. He was lucky to have his lucky cap on his head so the sun wouldn't beat him down.
Toby wondered, however, why Thomas hadn't covered up his hands and feet.
Thomas put the shovel and pail aside. "T-Thomas," Toby asked, his voice stuttering a little. 'W-what are you doing?"
Thomas ran his fingers across the soles of Toby's feet. Toby giggled and squealed like a piglet.
"Ah! NO! STOP! THAT TI-I-I-CKLES!"
"Tickle tickle tickle!" teased Thomas. He caught the feather from a seagull to tickle his other foot.
"Nooooo!" cried Toby. He kept laughing. Toby finally broke free from the sand. He tackled Thomas to the ground.
"You cheeky old tank engine!" retaliated Toby. "I'm going to tickle you back!" Toby poked on Thomas' mechanical ribs. "Tickle tickle!"
"Pppft - mmrh - okay! I'm sorry!" laughed Thomas as he pushed Toby away.
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Ino and Shisui bonds over reading autobiographies and making up conspiracy theories about it. And it is a riot.
Ino: My theory is Nidaime-sama had a intimate relationship with Uchiha Hikaku before he became Hokage.
Shisui: wait a damn minute, you are reaching to the delusional world, how can it make sense?!
Ino: How the hell Hikaku and the Uchiha’s solo the police force then?
Shisui: *gagged*
Or this one
Ino: Before Madara Uchiha left Konoha, he had a psychosexual relationship with Senju Tobirama.
Shisui: That is so absurd and Nidaime-sama will rise from the grave to wring your tongue. How can you think about that?!
Ino: How the heck did he know about Edo-tensei then?!
Shisui: 😧🫢 Did you really believe that?
And Ino be like: No. 🤣🤣😄
Ino, in between "how do we KNOW Hashirama didn't grow from a sprout" and "I'm not saying that Mito was just straight up the kyuubi's human-sona but that's what I'm saying": hahaha wait no, wait no, THIS one! 🤣 What if Madara is actually still alive and he is, like, sucking up chakra through an IV and plotting some crazy illusion for world domination 🤣🤣 and he has your cousin, what's his name - Obito? Tobi? Doing his bidding, with like an evil plant and then- hahahaha-
Shisui: your brain, omg, nooooo 🤣🤭🤡
Shisui, like five years later, post-canon: INO WHAT THE F-
#torship#torship talks#ask#anon#shisui#ino#hope au#Ino's hair is so big because its filled with crackpit theories that could prove true
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Hi Mack!
AOT ask game!
4, 6, 12, 15
4 — who is/are your least favorite character(s) and why?
zeke, annie, and bertholdt. my intuition screams "NOOOOO! NO GOD PLEASE NO!" like michael scott when he finds out that toby is holly's replacement as HR rep.
6 — most heart-wrenching death?
big toss up for me between hange and eren
12 — favorite titan shifter (female titan, war hammer, armored, etc)?
war hammer has a badass design tbh but i love armin's colossal 🤍
15 — free space to ask whatever you want that I missed or talk about something that isn't mentioned!
it's just so amazing the first time you watch it and then you get to pick up on the easter eggs the second time around! it's just such a good story and tbh i didn't dislike the manga ending!
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Day 3 of reading homestuck wahoo
Casually defiles tomb
Oh goodness, Grandma clown ghost returns
MORE MUSIC HELL YEAH
Wow Nanna you sure are good at expositing
Yeah shadow dude go learn some etiquette, if the boy does not want cookies he shan't have cookies smh
I still barely know who GG is but they seem either sweet or weird as hell
Yeah Dave, I also wonder why it's hot, who could possibly know
Cal teleported I say we burn him
I do not appreciate the puppet ass it's too much ass not gET rid of it
NOT THE PIANO ROSE PLEASE SPARE IT
I have to know if there's an actual scoreboard for this green slime pogo ride lmao
NOT THE PIANO NOOOOO
Is life truly worth living if you don't have a piano in your place of residence, be it grand, upright, electric, or otherwise? I think not.
A broken piano IS the end of the world, Rose!
It's okay Nannaquin, I would eat your cookies oh woah maybe I wouldn't sorry Nanna I won't touch them I don't wanna get blasted
Aww, shadow dude learned his manners
Rose darling I beg of you to stop making holes in the house
Hell yeah baby eat those books
Proboscalypse
I'm gonna guess that 02-49-13 is either completely useless like John thinks or is gonna end up being important
Is that a very large clown
I appreciate Cal even less than the clowns and the puppet ass and the ghostbusters desktop combined he is truly awful
I want to ask if the dog named Rowlf in Dave's brother's comic is a reference to rowf of plague dogs/the lapine language of watership down but I'm scared of the answer and also don't think it goes that deep and oh hey a saw trap
Why oh why does the puppet have blood
THE BROTHER
I'm imagining these puppets falling onto Dave to the tune of "Lacrimosa"
Oh my gosh spring ghost hammer
Why hello there Toby Fox, a pleasure to see you here
So you see, I've gone over my 200 page daily quota I've set for myself to ensure I don't end up taking months to read this, but now I want to keep reading >:/ hmmm
Keep reading it is
Uh oh farewell generator and farewell Rose
Look the thing warned me to be prepared for major character death so I'm trying not to get too attached even though I know I will anyway
BIG CLOWN BOSS BATTLE
CRUDE OGRES I see
Goddammit Dave
Double psyche?
Hello Wayward Vagabond!
URANIUM FUCK YEAH! You know how many calories are in that much uranium? A LOT
FUCK YES CAL HATH BEEN RIPPED IN TWAINE GOOD RIDDANCE
How much time do we spend with the vagabond I am eager to watch John fight things
I recognize the shape on that pumpkin from years of homestuck fanart that I've scrolled past without paying any mind its the horned dude(s?) isn't it
Serenity the firefly is the best character no I don't take criticism
Oh THAT kind of ascend
Are those squirtle glasses
Oh my gosh that's the end of act 2
I'm not gonna lie, I really like this. I thought I wasn't going to but I'm enjoying myself very much :)
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NOOOOO WAIT I JUST REALIZED-
imagine how sad and lonely Boo must have been without Tobie :((((( poor kitty
Yea it is true, she was very lonely without Tobies company, she at least had the neighbor to help give her company even though it didn’t feel the same. Sometimes the neighbor would just find her at his work desk, looking at the notes he did and sitting on his seat to at least have some of his scent
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I keep seeing like “26 notifications” for tumblr and thinking it’s new notes on my stuff but nooooo it’s Toby BLOWING UP MY PHONE with new posts
I’m not mad love you 😘
LMAOO DANNY MY BELOVED I'm so sorry lol mwah
#toby talk#me and my bestie just watched spy kids#it was great#also i hope your stuff gets 100000 notes#mwah mwah
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Nico: my boyfriend's so cute because we both love animals, but his way is very pure and genuine, whereas me and his friends are like...
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Nico, holding Ira: Stinky!
Toby: No! Don't be mean!
Nico, swaying her back and forth: Stinky bastard lady.
Toby: No!
Masky, not looking up from his newspaper: Naughty girl, brat cat.
Toby, distraught: Nooooooo!
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[Nico has sent a text to both Jeff and Toby that reads the same]
Nico: *sends a picture of Ira under a laundry basket*
Nico: Punished for swiping at my feet while I'm trying to clean ny room crimes.
Jeff: I have no sympathy for this prisoner.
Toby: Nooooo! Baby Girl!
#creepypasta#ticci toby#toby rogers#nico di angelo#pjo#crack ship#nicoby#incorrect creepypasta quotes#pjo nico#nico x toby#nico pjo#hoo nico#nico#toby erin rogers#tobias erin rogers#ticci toby creepypasta#creepypasta toby#masky#masky mh#tim wright#creepypasta jeff the killer#jeff the killer#jeff woods#ira the cat
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doctor who live blog pt 11
s2 ep7 the idiot’s lantern
- idiot in the title yet my beloved mickey is gone
- oh the posh lady in the tv zapped his brain tragic
- she’s very excited
- oh i love the moped
- bro can travel through space and time and he always ends up in london
- well i’m not liking this man
- misogyny ended
- OH MY FUCKING GOD
- one punch and he’s down 😭😭
- i love u rose tyler
- these faceless ppl r freaking me out a bit i won’t lie
- noooo rose’s face
- oh shit he’s angry
- lets go tommy, love that little gay boy
- omg the faces r trapped in the tellies
- ROSE
- fuck she just invented colour television
- oh fuck their faces r gone
- nevermind the doctor and tommy r ok
- no the faces !!!
- oh yeah everyone’s got their faces back
- YES THEN RITA
- idk about tommy going after his abusive dad at the end but to each their own
s2 ep8 the impossible planet
- uh oh mysterious language
- i’m not loving these aliens
- aww they’re nice aliens
- a black hole?!?
- the doctor does not need glasses, why he’s wearing them??
- oh god the ood r house-elves again, hopefully they handle this better than jkr (low bar)
- i never get bored of how excited the doctor is about humans
- NOO THE TARDIS
- oh fuck it’s the devil
- oh it’s like medusa
- oh he’s done it now
- shouldn’t have been so mean to the fucking ood ay?
- uh oh toby’s the devil
- oh she’s fucjinf dead
- aww space helmet kiss
- oh shit the ood r getting up
- uh oh it’s the words of the Beast
- he’s possessing the ood!!!
- uh oh the pit is open, i hate it when that happens
s2 ep9 the satan pit
- based on the title i can take a good guess as to what’s inside the pit
- no the ood!!!
- has the doctor met satan?
- DONT GO INTO THE FUCJING PIT
- thank god
- this is all getting very biblical
- uh oh
- THIS IS TORCHWOOD??
- all the devils
- oh it’s god
- no rose u won’t die
- no doctor!!!
- oh we’re going to the pit
- it’s the devil from the bible
- omg he believes in rose tyler
- rose just killed the devil
- THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!
- yayay ida
- nooooo the ood
- well idk how they’re gonna top killing the devil in the next episode
#nortism liveblogs doctor who#doctor who#doctor who liveblog#doctor who series 2#doctor who s2#rose tyler#tenth doctor#the idiot’s lantern#the impossible planet#the satan pit
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I FIND IT FUNNY HOW NONCHALANT YOURE DESCRIBING LITERAL KIDNAPPING/lh /lh
WHATS THE 2ND ONE?
and like the room had a ton of weapons right
there was only 30 minutes left bc we spent the other half talking about things we had always wanted to do w/ eachother and then I’m like “y’all can kill me. i want yall to live my course has run its track” and they’re like “TOBY NOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭” and I’m like “please” and they’re like “oh okay but we gon miss u😢😢”
but also killing your best friend is hard so the whole time they we’re gonna like stab me n shit they were like “don’t worry this is all gonna be over soon. We’re gonna go to the park how we wanted we’re gonna go and watch movies and we’re gonna get you out of your home one day and we’re all gonna live happily” while holding me + stabbing me as a way to comfort while I just sobbed
and then at the end b4 i died I was like “i love you both so much” platonically and they just nodded and tried to say something but then I died bc yk. stabbed multiple times
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