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#Streber x reader spooky month
r0nni3 · 1 year
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Streber x real vampire!M! Reader
We're going to ignore that he gets attacked by Bob bc that doesn't happen in this and let's go with you're walking with Skid and Pump and wearing a vampire costume
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•when you guys get to the haunted house some one pops out and says "Ah! Welcome, to the hauntiest of houses, gentlemen."
•He pushes Skid and Pump towards the mirror while  pulling his cape over him "As you can see, I am a real vampire!"
•you let out a little laugh after seeing his trick to make it look like he's invisible
•"Now, get inside! And get SCARED!" After saying that he turns around looks in the mirror and sees...floating clothes?
•he spins around again to see you wearing the same clothes that we're in the mirror and is confused
•He thinks for a few seconds before going wide eyed and shouting "ARE YOU A REAL VAMPIRE?!"
•You look at him and give him a small smile and say yes
•"oh my god...that is SO COOL IVE NVER SEEN A REAL ONE BEFORE! *gasp* CAN I SEE YOUR FANGS"
•you laugh a little and show him
•his hands go into fists and starts shaking them up and down"OHMYGODTHATISSOCOOLCANYOUGOINTHESUNORDOESITHURTORISITLIKETWILIGHTDOESGARLICHURTYOUOHDOESHOLYWATERHURTDOYOUHAVETODRINKHUMANBLOO-"
•Skid and Pump walk out of the haunted house
"That was so spooky!" "C'mon let's get more
candy!"
•"Sorry looks like I gotta go" you hand him something and go catch up with the kids
•he looks and it's your number he got a real vampires number
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If you want his rant with spaces just ask!
And I will make part 2 if someone wants it (or I get an idea)
PART TWO!
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26cyberworms · 1 year
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venusquartzsworld · 1 year
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dragonnyy · 10 months
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Streber Comfort Headcanons
because i love him sm and i need comfort as well
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Streber is very good at reading people. ESPECIALLY you. Whenever you're upset, he can definitely tell.
How he approaches this is he firstly asks you if you wanna talk about it. He tries to comfort you and make you feel better, using physical affection and words of affirmation.
Telling him "I'm fine" doesn't work. Streber will push it and may argue with you until you tell him what happened or how he can make you feel better. He could never know you're sad or upset and not do something about it, he cares and worries about you way too much.
If you wanna talk to him about it, he'll try to help you through it if he can. You're his love, he'd always drop anything just for you, it's no surprise he would in this situation. Maybe you have trouble eating or sleeping, he will definitely try and help you to the best of his ability.
If there's nothing he can really do, he'll comfort you and help you get your mind off it. Video games? Binge-watching Markiplier? Movies and snacks, perhaps with takeout? Anything you want, anything for you.
Maybe you just need him, and nothing else. He'll definitely offer snuggles together, especially if it makes you feel better. He'll mumble sweet, loving words in your ear as he wraps his arms around your neck, snuggling together under the covers and peppering your face in soft kisses that make you just shiver.
If you're insecure about yourself, he will be sure to let you know just how much he loves you, inside and out. He will go on for a few minutes ranting about how much he loves you, and what he loves about you, before probably ending up writing full paragraphs about everything he loves about you just so you can see him smile. Sure, it's cheesy as heck, but he just wants you to know how much he really loves and cares so much about you. God forbid you ever think anything nearly otherwise.
If he sees you crying, he'll immediately be worried, dropping everything to ask you what happened. He'll kiss your tears away and comfort you to the best of his ability, and if you're crying because of someone else, he will surely beat the fuck out of them. (With words.)
Seeing you sad makes him worry, which makes him sad as well. Streber is very empathetic, especially when it comes to you. Seeing you cry is like having daggers cut through his chest.
If there's anything he can do to make you feel better, he will do it. All for you, and only you. <3
fuck i need him to marry me/srs
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insect-library · 2 months
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🍬streber x reader/r🦇
Headcanons!
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Notes: this is literally only written cus im obsessed with spooky month (again,,) and they mighhht be a bit out of character for him (im not good with personalities)
🦇 Streber makes breakfast for you both during the weekends, and during spooky season he makes little themed toast/pancakes (little vampire patterns with jelly, ghost shapes, etc)
🦇 Hes very "bitey" (vampire silly guy) he gnaws on your hand occasionally when hes bored enough, and chews on the collars and sleevs of his shirts (they all have a tiny bit of fabric missing bc of this)
🦇 every Halloween he gets VERY excited to match costumes with you, and plans them atleast a few months in advance. Normally yall are some kind of vampire duo from movies/books.
🦇 when he isn't going somewhere, and is just chilling around the house with you, he wears his vamp fangs. He says they make him look "scary" (but hes just kinda a dork/pos)
🦇 streber is like, OBSESSED with caffeine. He always has some energy drink or coffee with him and he'll always bring you your favorite flavor when he buys his drinks (or if you dont like caffeine, ur favorite drink in general)
🦇 a lot of the time streber wont sleep well due to flashbacks (losing his arm) and he curls up and moves closer to you every time he wakes up during the night. This wakes you up most times it happens, and you comfort him until he eventually goes to sleep again.
(Sorry if these were kinda short lolll <3)
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enderpearlll · 1 year
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Damn but what if.. Yan! Kevin AND Steber😳??
Poly Yanderes!Kevin and Streber Headcanons.
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A few people requested for yandere headcanons for these two, so here you go. I’m sorry for the lack of posts, I’m trying to keep up with asks and school at the same time oops.
Gender-Neutral reader.
• It doesn't matter how you three met, Kevin and Streber have adored you since the beginning. Despite being in a loving relationship for a long while now, you've managed to worm your way into their hearts. They'd do anything for you. And once you've got these two hooked, there's no getting rid of them. Ever.
• Streber was the first to fall, realizing that you were more than a friend when you listened to his ramble on and on with a huge smile on your face. You were always so attentive, and oh so thoughtful... He found himself blushing and shaking his hands when he thought about you, just like he did with his boyfriend. Wait... Oh no. What was he going to tell Kevin? Streber felt horrible, you both just met for crying out loud!
• But he couldn't help but indulge in the way you made him swoon, writing you poems and yearning to hold you in his arms. Dear god, the thought of you as his own made his heart swell with joy. But guilt writhed deep within him whenever he spoke to you, taking in your word like gospel. You were a true guilty pleasure for him.
• Kevin, on the other hand, took a while longer to realize his feelings for you. You regularly visited him at his job, paying him a visit everyday. He had to admit, he admired your dedication and commitment to come and see him everyday, no matter the conditions.
• One day, you had missed a visit (which was Kevin's highlight of the day), and Kevin was distraught. You usually came at the same time everyday. He kept checking the clock, nervously pacing and fidgeting with his uniform. You had to come today, you just had to. Kevin never got this worried unless it was about his boyfriend... Oh. Oh shit.
• They usually communicate fairly well, but when they met you, it was a struggle to speak to one another about the developing obsession— Crush. They mean crush. They both collectively realize that they both had a crush on you one night, when they both lied in bed awkwardly. Streber had broken the silence, a quiet sniffle coming from him. "...Kevin? I have something to tell you..."
• Kevin brushed his hand through his messy hair, stress evident in his eyes. "Me too." They both looked at each other, before breaking out into a soft fit of giggles. "You go first." Kevin said, watching as Streber shook his head. "No, you." They both sighed deeply, glancing away from each other. "Together?" "Together." The two of them uttered quietly.
• "I like Y/n!" They both said simultaneously, and then stared in shock at each other. "... Really? I've been worried for nothing, then!" Kevin shouted, relieved as he smiled at Streber, who was on the verge of tears. "Me too. God, I'm so glad you like them too!" They slowly erupted into laughter, holding onto each other and smothering each other in kisses. They spent the whole night raving on and on about you, gushing with excitement as they both talked about a relationship with you.
• These two feed into each other's obsession like crazy. They think it's true love, that they've found their missing piece. Kevin is constantly worrying about your well-being, which is only fuelled by Streber's anxieties about someone taking you away from them. Streber finds that he doesn't like anyone else but him and Kevin being your friends, which Kevin vehemently backs up. You should only have them around. It's for your own safety!
• You, on the other hand, were torn between the two. You had no idea either of them were in a relationship with each other, so when they suddenly told you one day you were shocked. How did you not see it sooner?! But you felt guilty as much as you did surprised, feeling horrible for having childish crushes on two men that were in a happy relationship. What you didn't expect was the sudden overflow of affection from the two.
• While they both were openly smitten with you, you noticed an influx of attention coming from both. Streber was more handsy, hugging you and swinging you around in his arms. He constantly barraged you with compliments, and would watch you do everything with pure investment. You were freaked out, since he was dating Kevin. You didn't want to be a home wrecker or anything.
• Kevin was an easy target to fluster and bother, but literally touching him or looking at him in the eyes got him redder than a cherry. You just grazed his arm and he's stuttering and shaking like a leaf! He'll ask you millions of questions about yourself, soaking up your words like a sponge. This goes on for a month.
• You're starting to feel buried underneath the amount of guilt you were feeling, so you asked them to spill everything. They both had sat you down in their shared apartment, both uncharacteristically giddy and quiet as you told them everything that you've been thinking. Neither of them flinched when you said how much they've been flirting with you, instead asking you a question you'd never thought you'd hear from the couple. "Would you want to date us?"
• You were in awe. You liked them both as equally as the other, and found them wonderful to be around. So after sitting there stunned, you finally said yes. Maybe you were making a mistake, seeing as you've only known them for a few months, but you were so flattered you couldn't say no. It was a dream come true!
• Which it was, for awhile. You noticed that they quickly warmed up to you, often inviting you over to hangout. You quickly realized that they preferred to keep you inside, and strayed away from the mere thought of an outdoor date. It's not like you minded, though. You had your boys all to yourself and you loved it, nothing wrong with that.
• Well, after a literal month of dating, they already wanted to take it to the next level and have you move in. You declined their eager request, believing that it was way too early to be moving in. Even though you were rarely at your own house anymore due to them constantly wanting you around. They both were obviously dissatisfied with your answer, spending weeks trying to convince you to move in with them. Kevin's excuse was that they could take much more care of you, and that you wouldn't have to leave them. Streber's was constant whining and begging, along with the help of some crocodile tears.
• Inevitably, you caved into their pleas, watching as they smiled wider than they ever had before. You were shocked at how quickly they moved you in, even buying a bigger bed so you could sleep with them. Streber struggles to sleep at night, but with you and Kevin on either side of him, he sleeps like a log. You try to wake up and go to work some mornings, but they simply just trap you in their embrace and tiredly beg for you to stay home again, even though this was the sixth time you've done so that month.
• Kevin and Streber don't want you going to work, seeing as their jobs can keep food on the table just fine. You deny their pleas for you to quit, instead sneaking out to work when they aren't paying attention. But some rumours at work had started to spread like wildfire when you did so for the third time that week, most of which were embarrassing and humiliating. How did they know about that stuff? You only told your family and boyfriends about that stuff... You were forced to quit after the rumours had gotten too big for you to handle.
• You see, Streber can easily dig up any old information or embarrassing memories with the power of the internet. When you first met, he spent an entire night just searching for any bit of info on your life and interests. He liked to load up on facts about you, it made him happy. It's scary what he can do sometimes. Like how did he find your old Fanfiction.Net account. You haven't used that in years.
• Kevin loves to get you gifts and little trinkets for you, paying close attention to all of your interests and hobbies. A lot of which he learned from Streber, who dumps info about you on him like a water fall. It's terrifying, really. Like how did he know you've wanted his album for years, you haven't talked about it in months... And even before then, you didn't even know them at all.
• Of course, one can't constantly ignore or avoid the gigantic red flag at full mast behind Kevin and Streber. They may seem loving and caring on the outside, but you take notice of their odd overprotective tendencies. You can't go outside without one of them, you couldn't go to work when you had a job, and you can't even mention your friends without them getting jealous! But you're wearing rose-red glasses, so the gigantic red flag is just a flag.
• Don't even get started on the control and management they have over you. They control who you talk to, when you leave the house, when you can do anything hazardous... It was odd, but they were pushy and kept telling you than it was for your own good. Of course you listened to them, they were your partners and they were just concerned. But your friends were awfully worried with how fast your relationship was moving, and the lack of any interaction with them.
• They isolate and divide you from your friends, telling you that they didn’t like them or thought that they were safe to be around. Of course you’re confused, you’ve known most of your friends for years. Kevin is persistent and along with Streber’s guilt tripping, you inevitably cave in and slowly cut off all contact.
• As a result you feel more and more isolated, going to your boyfriends for comfort which they’re more than happy to provide. You begin to grow resentful against your former peers, fuelled by Kevin and Streber’s insecurities and fears. They slowly begin to go behind your back and threaten your friends, only pushing them away further. This only enraptures you in their web even more.
• Of course Kevin and Streber feel bad, they hate seeing you so downtrodden. But with a little more time and a lot of affection, pretty soon you’ll realize that they love you more than anything. Everything they do is to benefit you, and they firmly believe what they’re doing is right.
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adonisdoesstuff · 1 year
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SPOOKY MONTH DATING HEADCANONS
AN: Some characters are gonna be OOC but i tried to work with what i had, also sorry if it was cringe. The reader is gender neutral.
┆Bob Velseb
• Would stare at you with his creepy smile 90% of his time.
• Would always want to cook for you, it's better you watch out for human meat in his burgers.
• Will tell you facts about wholesome human body related facts. . . they slowly grow darker.
• Sleepy? Ask him to use his belly as a bed and he would 100% agree to it.
• He's obsessed with you, which in the start seem to be just him protecting you but don't mistake that, he will kill a lot of people for you.
• He is very touchy, careful, he bites. . . a lot. He also likes to hold you closer to him, to the point where you could suffocate in his chest. • Will try to taste your body but will be careful to not hurt or "ruin" it. He considers you the perfect thing that exists. • He will do whatever you ask (expect breaking up with him.) • His kisses are more instense. . . because he NEEDS to feel you. • He likes to tease you, a lot, it is his way of flirting. • Would give you food related nicknames. • Movie night, expect that to be animated movie, like it or not, this will be his choice. • Bob loves you very much, you can't stress this guy, believe me. It's not because he would get really mad, it is because he can't be stressed at you.
┆Streber & Kevin
• They would always worry about you, expect them to call you like 4-5 times in the day • They love to go out in the weekends with you, like watch a movie, eat ice cream or that photos together in public. • Kevin always talk about how he hates two specific children ruin the CandyClub in halloween. • Streber would talk about vampire related facts to you, get used to it. • Halloween night is Streber's cup of tea. • Streber would ask you to help him with the decorations and it depends on you to agree. • Kevin and Streber are very clingy towards each other but don't get to feel left out here, they will be very clingy with you too. • Streber likes the idea of role-playing as a vampire in real life, it is silly but you and Kevin let him do the playing. • When Kevin is very tired after work, he will hug you from behind only to "regain" his energy. • Kevin likes to give sweet and loving kisses while Streber tends to be more "expressive" with his kisses. • Kevin is a scaredy-cat when it comes about you getting sick, Streber is no different but Kevin makes sure that you feel better right there. • Kevin is not very talkative, so he tries to express himself by physical touch. • Streber is very talkative, he likes to talk a lot, sometimes it can be a little bit exhausting. • They love you very much and they will do their best to make you feel part of the relationship.
┆Rick Hedony
• He didn't talk much when you two went to your first date, but he tried his best to get to know you. • Rick is very depressed, you get really worried about him most of the time but he makes sure that he's okay. • Rick likes drinking and will invite you to drink with him. • You two quickly start meaningful conversations when you two are alone. • He calls you to make sure you're okay. "Hello?" You ask. "Just wanted to see if you're still alive." He says. "Yep, how about you?" You ask again. "I think so." He says. "Good to know." You say. • He used to quit his job easily but since you came into his life, he felt a bit more motivated to stay. • When he comes from work he walks towards you, only to give you a hug, sometimes he falls asleep on you, which is cute. • He lets you hold his face, he just stares at you with the same tired eyes. When you play with his "whiskers" he will let a small side smile, still with his tired eyes. • He falls asleep on you, he's very warm. • He likes to hug you a lot, get used to it. • The kisses are slow but affectionate, he just wants to keep you. • He also likes to hear you about your day has been. • He likes to brag about you everytime he gets the chance, how "lucky" he was to have you in his life. • Rick loves you very much, it may not seem like It because of his emotionless personality but he means it when he says you're very important to him. He's doing his best to make you feel loved.
┆Frank
• Frank likes to act cool and tough and that actually works. • Would give you free Ice cream, don't worry, those are not infected, he wouldn't do that to you. • Frank likes to hold your face with his big hands. • Oh yeah, his hands, they're big and cold but still comforting somehow, you can't help but hold them. • Frank is careful when comes to his size, he tries to not hurt you when you two are making out. • About the making you, you guys do it a lot, he is even going to stop his shifts when you want it. "Hey! can i get a Ice cream?!" A kid asks from outside. "WE'RE CLOSED!" Frank shouts angrly before going back to making out with you. • He asks about what type of kiss you would like to try and he's good at every single one of them. • You spend most of the time in his van. • Frank lets you use his sweater, he likes your smell on it. • Movie nights are always in the theater, he makes sure you both get the biggest popcorn bucket. • Frank is willing to throw hands with somebody if they raised their voice to you, you have to make sure a fight isn't worth it. • Frank also flirts a lot with you, he uses his huge size to his advantage and you totally fall for it. • He likes it when you shave his beard in the morning. • Frank also loves you very much, he can be emotionally distant sometimes but he does his best to make you sure that he loves you, even if he doesn't directly says it.
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lynnical · 1 year
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This is so sappy but it's either this or soul crushing angst for me
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luzxii · 7 months
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spooky month characters walk in on y/n who selfharms
characters: kevin, radford, streber, rick
content warnings: self harm, blades, mentions of suicidal thoughts
notes: these headcanons are not intended to romanticize or make light of a serious issue, the goal of this writing is to discourage said actions and encourage those whom are dealing with these things to get help. if you or a loved one is dealing with the things mentioned in text, please reach out to someone you trust. you are loved.
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kevin
You’ve been working at the Candy store for a while now, you were just having a really bad day.
Kevin creaked open the back door of the candy store, clearly exhausted; asking for some help cleaning up the store before his shift ended.
He stopped in his tracks once he got a good look at you, realizing you were bleeding out.
“ … Y/N?! what are you doING- I– “
 He could barely comprehend what was happening at first. He stood there in shock for a moment, completely frozen in place seeing you like that.
Once he took it in, He panicked. Kevin would stumble up to you and grab you by the hands; trying to stop you from causing any more harm to yourself. He didn’t at all realize that you were feeling like this, a part of him couldn’t help but feel like it was his fault for not being considerate. He couldn’t help but feel anger, not at you but at whatever was making you feel so horrible.
“ shitshitshitshIT.. “
He’d cuss under his breath, trying to keep any blood from getting on him. It clearly hurt him a lot to see you doing this to yourself, just holding your hands; even shaking a little.
He’d just question why, why did you do this to yourself? He understood to a degree however, he himself has had self destructive thoughts even if he never acted on them; especially to the degree of self harm. He was painfully unlucky, especially with Skid and Pump. But he just wished he could’ve stopped this before it started happening.
Kevin stayed for extra time to clean up the blood stains on the floor as well as your arms.
From then onward he said his sarcastic remarks and offhand comments less around you; wanting to be more respectful and considerate now that he knew what you were dealing with.
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radford
“ I’m ready for the movie! I’ve got some popcorn and everything. “
He barged into your room holding a bag of freshly popped popcorn, a grin on his face; excited for the movie you planned to watch together at your house. The harsh realization of what he walked in on was enough for him to drop the popcorn all over the floor; his grin wiped from his face entirely.
“ …Dude… “
He went really quiet, He seemed heartbroken. He sat right next to you, you tried to cover your arms, but Radford already saw everything.
He took off his glasses, he could see without them; yet his vision was blurry with further objects. He looked at your arm, a big frown on his face. He tried to reach out to it but backed his hand away, not wanting to risk agitating your wounds.
“ How long have you been doing this? Have you told anyone? “
He seemed genuinely concerned, asking question after question to make sure he could help you the best he could. He just had no idea what to do. He wanted you to be happy.. You aren’t his first friend who's self harmed, but he never saw it firsthand and never really prepared to. He just stood by your side and made sure you were safe.
“ You can .. talk to me, y’know? You’re safe here.. “
He’d stick by his friends' sides for anything. He’s helped Kevin and Rick through a lot of things, and he was fully prepared to try his best to help you.
He treated you around the same as before afterwards, yet took your mental health into account and kept it in mind in your interactions.
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streber
Streber let out a huge gasp at first, springing to you and holding you close, absolutely distraught to see you in so much pain. He didn’t realize it was self harm at first, just seeing you in distress was enough to bring him to this point.
“ Y/N, ARE YOU OKAY!? I’M SO SORRY I WASN’T HERE SOONER! OHMYGOD– “
He trailed off when he noticed the blade you were holding, gazing from it then to you. 
“ Wait. Are you.. You’re hurting yourself, aren’t you?  “
“ I’m sorry, Streber..”
His entire dramatic persona dropped for a second. He was naturally an exaggerated person, but certain topics brought him back down to earth for a moment.
The next thing you knew, Streber began to cry. He was a very emotionally driven, and finding out you were hurting yourself? That definitely was enough to cause him to break. It just made him so distraught to imagine you doing that, he couldn’t handle it anymore.
He yanked you into a hug, weeping into your shoulder. You tried not to stain his shirt with your blood, Streber didn’t seem to care. He loved you, he could put up with a little blood. He wished he could take all of those awful thoughts away from you, he’d take them on himself if it meant he could rid you of them.
From then on he always tried to check up on how you were doing more often,  wanting to make sure you were safe and taking care of yourself.
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rick
You were silently crying in your apartment room, only to hear your door slowly crack open; to be met with your current roommate Rick.
I headcanon that Rick himself has had a history with suicidal thoughts and self harm, so if anyone can relate to how your feeling; its him.
He wouldn’t say a word, just observing you at first; keeping his blank facial expression with no sign of any emotion. However deep down he just took this situation very seriously, he didn’t want to alarm you or make things worse with excess reaction.
You watched him right back, trying to catch your breath; yet you didn’t feel it was any use hiding yourself near him.
He took the knife from you, stoic as before. Then leaving the room, returning soon after with some plaster bandages and other medical supplies; having put on gloves to avoid contaminating the wounded area.
Rick patiently cleaned your injuries then wrapped the bandaging around them, taking time with every swerve to not risk hurting you any further.
He placed a hand on your back in case you needed extra support once he completed, just staying present near you.
Rick didn’t think he was good at consoling people, but he knew it was unsafe to leave you alone like that for very long.
“ I get how you feel. “
You were still sniffling and he could see it, he’d rub your back up and down and pulled you a little closer.
From that day onward, Rick was able to understand you a little more. He wasn’t one to do or say very much but he tried to show his support in you improving; he knows for a fact that self harm isn’t worth it and that you deserve to get better, even if it's rare for him to say that out loud through his usual pessimism.
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r0nni3 · 1 year
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Ok! Someone said they needed a part two so I'm trying my best!
There is a gonna be a little time skip to after the HH is closed (also I love aura sm)
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Streber x Real Vampire!M!Reader
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•Streber was walking home looking at the paper with you're number debating weather or not he should text you tonight
•"it's pretty late but they're a vampire so they probably stay up all night but it would be easier to have a normal sleep schedule or maybe they don't have to sleep I need to ask that too..." he muttered as he walked back home
•he gets home and takes off his makeup and costume, and lays in bed, and pulls out his phone
•Streber takes a deep breath, enters your number and sends a hi
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🤓-Hi, this is the vampire guy from earlier right
🧛🏻- yeah
🧛🏻-oh names y/n btw
🤓-oh yeah mines Streber
🧛🏻-do u wanna call so I can answer some of your questions
🤓-yeah sure
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•you call him and he immediately smiles and picks up
•you two stay up all night while you answer all his questions
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IM SORRY I GOT WRITERS BLOCK AT THE END AND I WANTED TO PUT SOMETHING OUT
(Next part will probably be the phone call if I can think of something for it)
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clanwarrior-tumbly · 1 year
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Okay but what if Streber had a S/O who acted like an elder sibling to Skid and Pump? Like them taking those kids trick or treating, when they arrive at their boyfriend's haunted house. They give a peck on the cheek to their boyfriend, following after skid and pump after they head inside after their brothers. When they discover Streber later, S/O is the one to get Streber to a hospital, wrapping his bleeding (stump?) arm with their cloak.
Ik Kevin x Streber is canon (w ship btw 10/10) but I'll give this one to the Streber simps-
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As Skid and Pump ran up ahead, you were just catching up to them, nearly out of breath. Sometimes they were tough to chase after.
Not only because you were basically like an elder sibling to them (and thus their babysitter during "Spooky Month"), but you were worried about some devil-dressed creep following them around. You could see him the shadows, watching you all from afar before disappearing.
Lila was freaked out over their safety, but after a frantic phone call you managed to calm her down and reassure her that you’ll watch over the kids while they trick-or-treat. You didn't want them to get freaked out, and instead allowed them to drag you to all these spooky places. Moving from place-to-place so quickly was a good way to get that weirdo off your back.
Eventually, you put it out of your mind upon arriving to the haunted house run by Streber. It was safe, with plenty of actors who could keep an eye on things outside.
Plus, it’s the perfect excuse to check up on your boyfriend.
Upon arriving to the entrance, a cloud of smoke greeted the three of you before a certain eccentric vampire jumped out. “Ah! Welcome to the hauntiest of houses, gentlemen! As you can see, I am a real vampire!”
He pushed the boys towards the nearby mirror to demonstrate, with you grinning all the while at his performance. Skid was in awe while Pump seemed confused that the stump on his mask vanished.
Then Streber jumped back to the entrance. "Now..get inside and get scared!" He laughed, seeing the pair running in with excitement.
After they disappeared inside the house, he finally noticed you, his smile becoming softer. "Hello, my dear."
"There’s my hard working vampire~" You chuckled, taking his hands and kissing him on the cheek. He blushed at the gesture, happy that you decided to visit him. “This must be the best job in the world.”
“Oh it’s a lot of work, but not to worry! Sometimes I don’t feel like I’m working at all!” Streber’s optimism was brighter than the sun; it was almost infectious, in a way, as you couldn’t help but grin. “How are the boys? They haven’t changed a bit, I see.”
“Not at all. We had some weirdo following us earlier, but we’re okay now that we’re here. What time do you get off?”
"Ah, it'll be a late shift, I'm afraid." He pouted slightly, though he was back to smiling. "But we can catch up on some scary movies tomorrow if you want."
"Sounds good." You nodded. "I'll head inside. I don't wanna leave them alone for too long, but I'll see you when your shift is over."
"I'll see you soon. Enjoy the house, darling~" He winked, kissing your lips briefly before letting go of your hands.
As you ran inside to catch up with Skid and Pump, he sighed lovingly, wondering how he got so lucky with you.
That’s when Bob arrived to the house, walking up the steps with a wide grin on his face. Instead of charging right inside, he first approached the vampire, who perked up and snapped out of his thoughts upon seeing another visitor.
“Hello, little devil fellow! Would you like to get scared?” Streber put on a menacing expression, resuming his usual act.
Though Bob’s expression never wavered.
"Did you know if you eat a human brain, you'll get a disease similar to mad cow?" He spoke lowly, saliva dripping from his mouth as he loomed over the smaller man.
Streber was immediately confused--and rather uncomfortable--as he stared up at him, wondering why he blurted out such a bizarre “fact”.
But he also noticed the awfully realistic-looking knife in his hand, alongside a sharpener.
"...what?”
...........
Skid and Pump made it out of the haunted house before you did, laughing all the while. 
They loved every minute of it! Neither of them got scared, per se, but they had a fun experience and looked forward to coming back next year....and then the year after that.
But they abruptly stopped upon hearing an..odd sound.
It sounded like...
Groaning?
Concerned, they quickly noticed Streber was now lying on the porch, curled up into a ball--in a pool of red blood. He was moaning and sobbing in agony as he clutched one of his arms.
Or, rather, a bloody stump where his arm would be.
“Woah...that looks so real!” Pump grinned in delight, believing this to be all part of the vampire’s act, too. What a show he was putting on, even when they were just leaving! 
This was one final scare that almost got them.
He then looked to the haunted house and frowned slightly when you didn’t come out yet. Surely you couldn’t have been lost.
“Let’s get some more candy!” Skid urged him.
“But..we should wait for [y/n]-”
“Nah, they’ll find us! Besides they wanna be with their boyyyfriend.” The skeleton costumed-child grinned. He always loved teasing you, making “bleh” sounds whenever he saw you and Streber kissing--even if it’s just a simple cheek kiss.
You probably needed a break from them. You’ll know where they are.
“Yeah, you’re right." Pump eventually agreed. “Let’s go!”
Oblivious to Streber’s genuine pleas for help, the duo ran off to CandyClub.
Only a moment later, you came out of the house, annoyed when you didn’t immediately find your brothers anywhere. “Skid! Pump! Where did you guys....holy shit. Streber!!” 
Noticing the horrific state of your boyfriend, you removed your cloak, kneeling down to wrap it around his stump as a makeshift torniquet, praying he wasn’t losing too much blood. You didn’t care if it got on your pants, he was more important. “Oh god, okay..okay. H-Hang on. Stay with me, honey.”
Your mind and heart were racing, trying to make sense of how this could’ve happened considering you were only in the house for a few minutes. Although you did hear bloodcurdling screams while inside, you just assumed that was the ambience or other guests.
‘Oh god..what if that was him?’
“HELP!! I NEED AN AMBULANCE HERE!!” Shouting as loud as you possibly could, you saw a few actors run out, all of them shocked at the scene.
“What’s going on--oh my god!!!”
“Is he okay?!!”
“Oh yeah, he’s just bleeding to death......OF COURSE HE’S NOT OKAY!!” You snapped at them. “Call an ambulance!” 
After they ran off to do exactly that, the sound of Streber’s whimpers made you turn your attention back to him. You gently guided his head into your lap, stroking his hair and hushing him as he kept sobbing. He was trembling all over, and it shattered your heart considering how happy he was only a little while ago.
“It’s okay, baby..it’s gonna be okay.” You tried to soothe. “Help is coming. Just stay with me.”
“...I-I don’t wanna die...”
“You’re not gonna die. You’re gonna make it...and we’ll see those scary movies, alright? We’ll see all of them. Just stay with.....me...?” However you trailed off as you heard the sounds of thumping boots as somebody exited the house.
You looked up at him to ask for help, only to freeze upon realizing who it was:
That devil-dressed freak.
He had a bone in his hand, licking the blood off as if it were a lollipop before casually dropping it beside you and Streber.
It was a forearm bone.
For a few long heart-pounding moments, he just stared down at you two, tilting his head as if to say “I did nothing wrong”. You glared back at him. ‘Fucking hell, he’s a stalker AND a cannibal.’
“S-Stay away from us..and my brothers, you sicko.”
Just when it seemed like you were gonna be his next meal, the sirens of a nearby ambulance made Bob change his mind. Instead he calmly walked down the steps and disappeared among the many other trick or treaters, surprising you.
But thank god he spared your life.
You just hope you could save Streber’s in time.
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ghostssi · 1 year
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More bob velseb headcanons😔✊🏻
Someone tell me if y’all want more of him👁️
Y’all can’t tell me he doesn’t have a nice singing voice. Like imagine him singing to you while you guys cook 😩 (almost put cock💀)
I feel like he would enjoy more simple dates since I feel he’s a more older guy ( idk what the timeline is in spooky month 🤷) diner dates , or movie dates or just car rides ( or going out killing if your a murder like him)
He would love to slow dance with you in y’all’s kitchen while some weird country love song plays💀
Y’all can’t convince me he doesn’t listen to country💀
He would most likely kill your family/friends and feed them to you👍🏻
He’s a very heavy sleeper , would definitely roll on top of you and would have to be there till morning
Him cuddling you with one arm around your waist and his head in the crook of your neck🥹
It would take him a while to say I love you , he wouldn’t believe it at first because well he’s a monster and you literally took him in and cared for him? So when the right moment finally comes he makes sure that you care and your aware of how much he cares about you
God you don’t know the measures he would take for you , you are his obsession, he only comes back to see YOU. He would and will do anything to protect you
All in all this man is in love with you
Omg I’m so sorry I haven’t posted in a while , whole bunch of crazy shit happend(?) Did y’all see on the Corey server how ppl were harassing that rocky rakoon guy💀Omg they had to turn off the chat on general 💀and apparently Sr Pelo is now on the server🤷 anyway hatzgang oneshot(?) thingy coming!<33 have a lovely day/night!
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dragonnyy · 1 year
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If you're comfortable with it, could you make some headcannons for Streber x (Y/n) x Kevin? <3
FUCKK YEAHHHH WE NEED MORE KEVIN AND STREBER POLY CONTENT
If you wanted something more specific lmk! I couldn’t add a cut because I’m on mobile, sorry bout that, I’ll add it later but I don’t have access to my laptop rn.
Part 2 is out!
Word Count: 2,336
Proofread: The first half, yes
Content: Gn reader (they/them pronouns used), SUPA LONGG headcanons because there is a severe lack of these boys, reader gets fired from their job and joins candy club (not specified what job they had before), reader is a little gremlin for like 2 headcanons
Streber x Kevin Poly HCs
It was a late and rainy night and you needed shelter, and the only place that was nearby and open was the candy shop.
You walked in and started a conversation with the dude who worked there, mostly just small talk about the weather but he seemed tired and stressed out.
You asked him his name and he told you it was Kevin. Noticing his stress, you asked if he was alright.
“Never better.” He responded in a sarcastic tone. You sighed, asking if there was anything he could help with. He pondered for a moment, and said there were some boxes in the back he needed help moving.
You gladly helped him with his job, it was the least you could really do.
He thanked you for your help, and you stayed with him a bit to pass the time. You kind of got to know him a little bit, and you two got along well.
When the rain calmed down, you finally said goodbye and left him. You did think he was pretty cool and chill, you wouldn’t mind going to see him again.
So a week later you found yourself on another late night walking around town, bored out of your mind.
You saw the candy club again and decided to say hello to Kevin, maybe it’d make his day.
So you walked in and he greeted you, seemingly bored out of his mind.
You striked up a conversation with him just like last time, keeping him company. He seemed to enjoy it.
After a few weeks of coming over and just hanging out in his company, you started to get closer and closer. You could call yourself pretty good friends at this point, you swing by the candy shop about twice a week or so.
One day you got fired from your job due to the place you worked at ended up shutting down, so you were desperate for another one. You then had an idea, you could call up Kevin and see if they were hiring. You didn’t really have anywhere else to go, so you went to candy club and got a job.
It wasn’t so bad, you got to work with one of your friends, plus he seemed to really enjoy your company so it was a win-win.
One day someone walked in, a shorter looking person with dark hair and an alternative clothing style. He greeted Kevin by his name, so you assumed they knew each other.
Kevin greeted the man back, who’s name was apparently “Streber”, and they had a quick conversation you weren’t listening to.
Streber said goodbye and gave him a quick kiss, which caught you by surprise, you didn’t know Kevin was dating anyone.
You asked him about who he was, and Kevin said it was his boyfriend. They’d been dating for about a year and Kevin continued to ramble on about him. You weren’t listening to most of what he said, but you thought he sounded nice.
Asking Kevin if you all could hang out someday for fun, Kevin replied enthusiastically with a yes, you two were pretty close friends so he was decently trusting of you.
So one day you, Kevin, and Streber, decided to just go to a restaurant and hang out for a little bit. You were basically a third wheel to the pair, but you really didn’t mind.
The time you spent with them was fun, and you got to know Streber more as a friend. You even got his number so you could talk more, and Streber seemed to like you a lot.
Kevin liked how you and Streber got along, so he asked if you would want to hang out again with him and Streber. Of course you said yes, they were your closest friends at this point (and maybe your only.)
You three always talked everyday, almost every second occupied with them. You were like the golden trio. You had to say, deep down, you were kind of developing some small feelings for both of them. You would never say that to anyone, but you had to admit to yourself, you were.
It didn’t help that Streber was so touchy, or that Kevin was so cute. You wanted them both to yourself.
And over time, you found your tiny crush growing into an obsession. Oh boy.
You had fallen for both of them pretty hard, you could admit, but you didn’t know what to do with your feelings. You didn’t want to ruin their relationship or their image of you, of course not!
Meanwhile with Kevin, his feelings for you were growing, too. And he was too scared to admit his feelings to anyone, either, so he had to keep his thoughts safe. He loved his boyfriend, he really did, but he also liked you too.
Streber was also developing the same feelings for you. Though he may not have known you as long as Kevin did, he fell for you quite fast. He’s not always comfortable enough around someone to be so touchy with them, except Kevin, so when he found comfort in being around you just like he was with his boyfriend, he could tell that he was probably falling for you.
The couple didn’t know how to explain this to each other, they didn’t want to ruin their own relationship, but they were torn between you and the other. Of course they had no idea they both liked you and you liked them back, but Streber eventually found the courage to talk to Kevin about it.
Kevin was his boyfriend, of course he would be supportive about it! He always was, so was there much to be worried about?
(A/N: I kinda made a tiny little confession drabble right here, don’t mind me…)
“Hey, Kev? I need to talk to you about something.” Streber’s voice appeared from the doorway of their shared bedroom, where Kevin was.
“Sure, what’s up?” Kevin leaned back in his seat, a slight smirk on his face.
Streber sighed and sat on the edge of the bed. “I feel like theres something thats been going on and I need to tell you… promise to be understanding?” Kevin nodded, a little worried about where this was going. “Of course, what’s on your mind?”
“I’ll just say it…I think I’m falling in love with y/n. Well, I don’t know, I love you but I also love them at the same time, and I want be with both of you…” Kevin was in shock. He didn’t know how to react to this information, but inside he was happy to know that Streber felt the same way he did.
“Streber…I think I feel the same way you do. I think I’m falling in love with y/n the same way you are, but of course I still love you too.” “Really?” Streber had stars in his eyes. “Yes, really! I love you both.”
Streber was overcome with joy, he tackled Kevin into a snuggle attack while they ranted positively about the three of you all night long.
Now that they knew how each other felt, they were confident enough to try and confess to you. Kevin would actually be more shy about it, when Streber would be more enthusiastic and confident about it.
So one day, you were invited by Kevin and Streber to watch a movie and have a sleepover at their house. It might’ve been a thing for kids, but who cared, you were all having fun.
Streber and Kevin were caught up in a snuggle pile on the couch, while you sat on the floor before them. You admitted you kind of wanted to join their cozy snuggle pile, but you didn’t wanna be weird, so you just sat on the floor.
After the movie, they told you they invited you over to tell you something important.
(A/N: Another drabble because I want to 😌 this one’s longer so prepare yourself.)
The screen in front of you faded to black, (I love that song!) as the movie ended. “Man, that movie was pretty good.” Streber commented. “What did I just watch?” Kevin had a horrified look on his face. “Uh, a horror movie.” You replied playfully. “I know that, but Jesus, that was pretty gorey.” “Well duh, that’s the whole point of horror movies, silly!” Streber said.
Kevin smirked at his playful comment, but his smile dropped and blush was brought to his face as if he just remembered something. He leaned into Streber’s ear and whispered something, and Streber whisper-yelled “Ohh, right!” You had no idea what they were saying, but you didn’t wanna waddle into their business.
“Uhm, hey y/n?” Kevin asked. “Hmm?” “U-Uh, we need to talk to you about something, can you come sit up here for a moment?” Kevin asked. Whenever someone says that they need to talk to you, you always know it might be bad. “Oh, yeah, sure.” You prepared yourself for the worst as you sat up on the couch next to Streber, who was sitting next to Kevin.
“Hey, so, we just wanna tell you something, can you try to be understanding and on the same level as us? We understand if you respond negatively, but there’s just something we need to tell you.” Streber disclosed. You were starting to get really nervous about what they were going to say. “Okay, just spit it out please.” Streber took a deep breath, and blurted it out.
“Me and Kevin have been developing a crush on you, we both love you and each other.” Wow, ok. Not what you were expecting but it was better news than what you were thinking of. “Damn guys, did you really have to make it sound like you were about to confess to a murder? Jokes aside, I feel the same way about you two. I’ve been torn between you for awhile now, and I love you both back..”
Streber gasped in surprise. “Really!?” He squealed. “Yeah, really.” You smiled softly as he pulled you into a tight hug. Kevin sighed from relief. “Thank god.” He joined your group hug and you three snuggled the whole night in their bed.
It was safe to say you were dating the two now, in love with them both. Everyday you guys would talk, and when you got comfortable enough to move in with them, they would both be over ecstatic.
Kevin is the more shy one when it comes to any form of affection, he loves it but it’s just so awkward and he doesn’t know how to initiate it. His receiving love language is words of affirmation, he loves hearing you utter the words “I love you” in his ear. It makes him feel truly cared for. His giving love language is quality time.
Streber is definitely more outgoing and touchy, he’s very comfortable with PDA. He always loves being around you. His receiving love language would be gifting, and his giving love language would be physical affection.
Cuddle piles are a thing. Sometimes you guys just have a lazy morning where you all lay in a cluster of love.
I headcanon Streber as pretty short, so maybe like, 5’3-5’5 and Kevin as 5’8. Streber is most definitely a little spoon and Kevin a big spoon. Streber likes the comfort of being in the middle of you and Kevin though, while you two wrap your arms around him and keep him warm.
The only thing that Kevin likes about his job is that your there with him, it gives him comfort that he’s not always alone.
If you and Streber find yourself home alone for any reason, he’ll bug you in a loving way. If you ask him to stop, he always will. Most of the time you are both home alone, your both cuddling together.
If it’s the other way around and Streber isn’t home, Kevin likes to spend his time with you watching a movie or just watching you do your thing. If you want to cuddle he’s always up for it, but will almost never ask you. He just likes spending time with you, even if your not in the same room.
You three always love going out, whether it be going to a restaurant or a walk in the park, quality time together is always appreciated.
Sometimes Streber will ask if he should do something stupid and Kevin will always discourage it. You probably encourage the stupid idea and it almost happens.
For example, you guys are walking over a bridge and Streber says “Man, wouldn’t it suck if I jumped off of here right now.” “Streber, no.” Kevin groans, having to control his two gremlins. “I bet you won’t do it.” You remark.
That is actually probably your relationship dynamic lmao, see image below:
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Kevin is the more protective one in the relationship. While Streber is the friendlier and more outgoing person, Kevin is like the guard dog. He might be a little overprotective but he wants to keep you two safe.
Someones staring at you or Streber a little too much? He’s glaring daggers. Someone gets a little too touchy? He’s gonna kindly put his arm around your shoulder and scoot you away.
Though he may try to be intimidating, I don’t think he could barely take a punch. Would never win in a fist fight.
Streber is more of a cat person while Kevin is a dog person.
Streber sends you random videos he finds funny. It could be a random TikTok of someone falling off a building or a fish meme, you never know 💀
Streber is literally just so kind and cute on the outside, but really he wants to wreak havoc upon the world.
Kevin is the dude who just doesn’t gaf anymore. On the outside at least, he’s more caring and protective when you get to know him.
I might make more hcs of these goofballs later but this should be enough to feed y’all for now. :D
Sorry this took a little while, I just went on vacation plus I didn’t expect this to get so long. Hopefully this one was okay, I feel it could’ve been better but it was long af so hopefully you guys like it or some of it makes sense.
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(THE FIRST PART IS NOW OUT! Please go check it out, I don’t want to have wasted my friends time with this series or soon to be if everyone wants this to be a Yandere spooky series so please go see it if you haven’t) I have a dream...like.....yandere spooky month but the whole town is yandere the kids are platonic of course and shit why not have m/n be chased by the cult for...reasons, like kevin and streber are together but want m/n in the relationship and shit and bob will be yandere as shit. I'm wanna do it but I don't think people will like it so if you want me to do it just send me in the indox cause I really want people to enjoy the stuff I write and you can request how gorey or something in the story can get.
plus I’m working on the first spooky month that’s the 2 spooky month with eyes, so that leaves 3, 4 and 5. The three last available to do a full story requests
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