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#bob velseb x y/n
beatendeadcourier · 1 year
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I wanna hug bob...
[I guarantee this man melts when he gets hugs <3]
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26cyberworms · 1 year
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Mee-ow
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theweepingegg · 1 year
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For you Bob Velseb simps
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shvggot · 11 months
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Hey “Sane” Bob, how many grills do you have in your shop? Asking for.. research.
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“Just the one, I’m the only cook in the joint!”
Also I’m using this post to say I redesigned shaggy,, again. Final time I swear! I’m also using this au to show off MY interpretation of the spooky month lore!
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witloph · 1 year
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𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳
Hi everyone!! So I'm a huge ass simp for this guy! I'd love to treat you all with some of my ideas of him! I hope you all will enjoy them! ᰔᩚ
𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳
♡ Bob 100% owns the boys and grills restaurant. You can't change my mind.
♡ I also believe that he doesn't just eat people, he may eat people, or regular ol' burgers, but I believe he also eats deer, bear, beaver, and raccoon(lmao yeah I'm a country girl--).
♡ I swear this man listens to country and southern music. He also plays it in his restaurant.
♡ He also dances with you to them. Especially the romantic country songs.
♡ More than likely you met Bob at his restaurant, or when he's out for his nightly walks.
♡ If you also like eating forest animals, he's definitely making you some special meals just for you when you visit his restaurant.
♡ You're definitely his favorite customer. He hates that you don't come visit him much.
♡ Unless you start visiting more often then he's a very happy little butcher man. (🤭)
♡ He does have a sweet tooth. 🍬🍭
♡ He's more soft than he is flirty, but he does get some confident boosts at times to say you look good one day or something he likes about you randomly.
♡ A few times after talking to you he's in love with you. Wants to know more about you, as much as he can.
♡ Be warned, he gets obsessive over time, especially if you two grow into a relationship. If he catches another person even staring at you in any way he doesn't like, consider them missing.
♡ Don't worry he ain't gonna eat them. He doesn't eat trash. He's got more morales than that.
♡ I honestly think Bob didn't have a good childhood growing up, so I like to think he may have some mental health issues or illnesses. Ya'know?
♡ Bob actually gets really excited when he hears you're voice on the phone or when you two are out together. He can't get enough of you.
♡ Man will literally stop in mid killing someone to just answer your call I stg.
♡ Constantly wants your affection and attention.
♡ Bob is definitely a yandere, but not to the point he'd ever harm you, or your friends and family.
♡ Don't bring family drama or friend Dramamine to him, he'll probably go and kill them. Actually he will.
♡ Bob is definitely a cuddler. Soft as hell. 10/10 best man to get a hug from.
♡ He's also very strong too. S don't think he can't lift you up. (All you chubby cuties out there. 😉)
♡ If you ever feel sad, and he see's it. Immediately by your side, asking you wants wrong or just staying listen and holding you.
♡ If you were hurt by someone, oh lawd they ain't never gonna live to see day light again.
♡ He loves to get kisses from you. Especially on his face. Prep his face with love plz! 💕
𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳
Welp, that's all I have for now. I hope you all enjoyed these as much as I did!
Edit: Y'all why tf didn't you tell me I had spelling errors in here! 😭 I add some more little points in this tho for y'all. 😳
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bustedshit · 1 year
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I swear he’s just a gentle giant 🤭
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absolutemimery · 8 months
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siighh... 💞
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Bedroom stare
“Ah know I know it’s odd…but.” You let out a whine while your sister lightly scolds you on the phone. “You know that only applies to you? Come on don’t give in to that trend.”
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She was right, Bob isn’t lightskin like you but: his gaze…the bedroom gaze? No that was a lightskin stare and it was making your eyes see stars. The way Bob looked you up and down then his wide grin widens. You didn’t tell your associate who it was but, your details about him gave it away.
“Bob…May I see your bedroom gaze?”
“Oh Um…” he blushed, “Mask on-“
“Nope nope Mask off. Let me look at you before I lose my mind.” He leans in, his eyes go half lid and his smile went into a grin.
Your body had chills, and you immediately press mini kisses along Bob’s cheeks and lips. The male’s face went red while she straddles his waist.
He lets out a small chuckle before biting against your collarbone and chest, both yours and his body grind against one another until he proceeds to grind eagerly while you both share another kiss.
His hands lightly held your waist then he admires your curls and plump lips. “I knew I was blessed by heaven when I met you.”
“Bobby ya sweetheart.” He buries his face into your breasts, massaging one side while his hand held your waist. It wasn’t long until he starts pushing in and out slowly.
“Bob-“ your hands grip his shoulders, he was only going by the tip and he was still driving the mind insane. You lean back to let out a soft moan before he bucks his hips, your light gasps and moans fill the room.
His gaze never left yours when he kept hitting your sweet spot, each time he did he’d savor each loud moan or a choked gasp leaving your throat. He could feel your walls squeezing around him and yet he didn’t stop until your already squirming form was writhing in pure pleasure. He could listen to you moan his name all night.
The tip was practically kissing your cervix and trying to impregnate you, what was this man on!? You had came twice and he still kept going, the thrusts aren’t even sloppy it was as if he thrived off your pleasure and futility! “C-Close…” Bob chuckles.
Your lips meet his again, then he finally gave one more thrust. Causing a muffled scream to escape, his seed filled your womb as he kept thrusting to release every drop. As if you wouldn’t squeeze it out of him, you gasp then let out a choked up moan while Bob kept grinding to ride out the high.
“Guess you could say the bedroom stare is effective? Right sugar cube?” You whine. “Bob….Why are you hard again?”
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trasho-pando2011 · 7 months
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sluttyskullowner · 1 year
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Headcanons based off of fanart (Bob Edition)
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. . . . . ╰──╮╭──╯ . . . . . - Bob Velseb adores lipstick marks, He thinks they are the hottest thing to man kind, No matter if it's 1 or 20 he'll end up with a dopey smile - Kissing with the devil mask feels weird but neither his s/o or him minds it. - Bob used a shaped piece of clay-like material to make the shape of the horns. - Weirdly loving - If Y/N is a popular person in their community, Bob will insist of going everywhere with them with the lipstick marks, If not at least a kiss or two in public.
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. . . . . ╰──╮╭──╯ . . . . . - Bob thought cults were a lot MORE religious before he ended up joining one merely by appealing blackmail. - By appealing blackmail, I mean that the cult offered to not reveal who is to the public and bring down his food business, Though he didn't mind joining the cult-- Until he had a s/o, Of which was in danger due to his cult and his...hobbies. - Every black dot/hole on the hood is someone he has physically harmed, the smaller the dot, the younger the person, youngest person being 5 (Which is why Bob's not afraid to hurt Skid and Pump, Who are 7 and 8.)
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. . . . . ╰──╮╭──╯ . . . . . - NOOM - Picks up s/o while making out - Playing with his hair = Needing to be played with.
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. . . . . ╰──╮╭──╯ . . . . . - ANGEL BOB ANGEL BOB ANGEL BOB - He still does his little 'fun facts' info dumps thing but it comes off more pure, except he talks about christianity, love and every special kind of relationship, how to be more safe - Doesn't eat meat but doesn't yell at people about veganism
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beatendeadcourier · 1 year
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What if I motorboat the man’s honga chonga humabalooz?
[U could say he's a little tired of people grabbing his absolute massive scrumptious humongous mouth watering honga gongas]
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onyxthecrow · 1 year
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Bob with a feral s/o. Like, s/o has chew stim toys, eats food like an animal, and can make animal noises. Also has abnormally sharp teeth and eyes can glow in the dark. Also I love you work!!! Very nice, read everything you write!!! (Hope that wasn't creepy ^V^'
I kinda act feral now that i think abt it ngl and it wasnt creepy dw :)) AND TYSMM!!<33
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•i feel like if he just walked in one night and saw two glowing eyes and didnt realize it was you so he kinda tried to stab you but apologized immediately after he realized it's you
•he was a bit surprised from the animal noises cause he keeps thinking theres a actual animal in his house LMAO
•he loves you teeth sm<33
•he tries to get you to eat a little bit more normally just to not make a mess but he just gave up💀💀
•he'll try to buy more chew stim toys for you :DD
•idk why but i feel like gives great piggyback rides🧍‍♂️no i dont know how this is relevent to the ask it just is
•he uses your glowing eyes like flashlights sometimes
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I loved doing this ask sm🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 ty gay gremlin for the ask !! :DD
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adonisdoesstuff · 1 year
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Bob Velseb x GN Reader! No Filter.
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Bob stalked you for a while and he was ready to make his first move on you but he didn't count for one thing...
AN: sorry the grossness, this is my first time writting something like this and posting it on tumblr
Also english is not my first language, so, sorry for mistakes
CW: Blood, Licking, Stalking and some gross things.
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You woke up in your couch, it was night. slowly looking around feeling dizzy, you put your hand in your forehead trying to remember what you did that night before sleeping, you check your phone and it was 20:03, You quickly remember it's halloween and you fell asleep after coming back tired from work.
You receive a text from your friend LIla.
Lila: Hey (Y/N)! i was thinking about going trick or treating, you know, just for kicks and giggles, would you like to come? Jaune is going too!
You smile and decides to reply.
(Y/N): Sure thing! just wait a sec k?
Lila: Okay!
You get up from the couch and goes upstairs to take your work uniform off and change to a better outfit.
As you got dressed, you begin to feel unease, like there was someone watching you, you then walked towards the window and there was a tall and big figure behind the trees watching you with a creppy grin that almost covered their face.
Your eyes widen and you quickly ran down the stairs to check if theres any open windows around the house, luckly there were non, you sigh in relief but then there was a sound of glass breaking, coming from the living room.
you grab a cooking knife from your kitchen and quickly hides under your table. you can only see their legs, they walk closer to your direction, you cover your mouth but that was a useless move.
"Oh Darlin', I can smell your coconut lotion from a mile away~" The man said. he had a southern accent and a beautiful voice but to be honest he was breaking into your house and you couldn't think about it now.
"Shit, i should have used my favorite one." You said out loud, you quickly shut your mouth but accidentally cut your own cheek with your knife. "Fuck, that's gonna give me a infection." you said to yourself as you winced from the pain.
You hear the sound of a knife being pulled, so you quickly throw the table onto him. it worked well, when he was down you finally could see him.
"OH, YOU'RE THAT DEVIL GUY FROM THE NEWS!" You said to him as you ran upstairs.
You run over to your room, you close the door behind you and you start looking for your phone to call the police, you couldn't find it until you heard your door opening and seeing the devil guy holding your phone.
"Thank you, can you give me my phone? i need to call the cops." You said without a hesitation and he looks confused at you.
"If you want it so much, come get it~" The devil guy said as puts your phone his pocket.
"Ugh, What do you want anyways?" You ask as you pull your knife to defend yourself.
"Oh Darlin'~ that's a very intriguing question." He said as he got closer to you, you pointed your knife to his neck, he grabbed your arm, you tried cutting his neck but he pulls your knife away and threw it on the ground.
you went for his knife but it wasn't in his hands, you up to him, he was still with that creepy smile.
"And the answer is you~" He holds your body tightly.
"W-where is your knife?" You ask to the devil man, stuttering. he slowly holds your face, you tried pulling it away but it was useless.
"HEY HEY HEY-" he begins to bite your shoulder, you wince, trying to pull him away but he keeps going. He licks the blood from your cheek, as he keeps doing it, your cheeks warm up weirdly.
"That's gross." You say and he chuckles. he pulls away and keeps staring at you as he licks his lips. he feels something grabbing his mask, before he could look, (Y/N) pulls his mask away and finally gets to see his face, he was very attractive man, you couldn't help yourself to say that straight to his face.
"Wow, you're hot." (Y/N) says as they look to the man, which had a confused look on.
"What?" He asks, still holding you.
"I said you're hot." (Y/N) said and the man frowns.
"Why aren't ya' scared?!" His accent got thicker, his cheeks began to blush, he keeps asking himself what he did wrong? why didn't he scare you?
"I mean, honestly, someone with a face like that wouldn't make me scared, it would make me feel other things." (Y/N) said as they blushed as well, He got furious and quickly pushed you away.
"What is wrong with you?" The man asked.
"I'm the one who needs to ask you that, you're a serial killer, you broke into my house and tried to make a move on me without even inviting me for dinner." (Y/N) said, the man took a few steps back.
"If you keep acting like this, i am gonna have you for dinner." He grabs his mask back, he grabs your phone from his pockets and throws it into your bed, he walks towards the window.
"I don't know, i don't think i would taste very good." You scratch your head.
"What is your name anyway?" You ask as he gets ready to leave. he looks at you, still frustrated.
"Bob Velseb." He stares at you.
"I'm (Y/N)." You said to him.
"I know that, i know a lot about you." Bob jumps from the window, you run towards it and he is no longer to be seen. you sigh in relief, that worked really well, playing with his feelings until he leaves.
you close the window and grabs your phone, only to see a text from Lila.
LIla: Are you okay?
(Y/N): Yeah yeah just a little thing that happened but wait for me
Before leaving, you wash your face, you put a band-aid on your cheek, you barricade your windows and then walk out of the house towards Lila's.
Bob kept watching you from the distance, he got obsessed with you ever since he laid eyes on you, and now he finally saw that you're just as weird, so he began to think about you a lot more and more.
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charliessinferno · 5 months
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Even more Bob doodles!!
It's a lil messy bc I did this on my phone using my fingers 😵‍💫
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shvggot · 1 year
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Yo "Sane" Bob, what's your favorite way to unalive people?
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[He leans on the counter, looking down at you]
“Now, what kinda question is that? Are ya a cop or somethin’?” [he says in a dark tone, tilting his head a bit.]
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witloph · 1 year
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@enderpearlll I hope you enjoy this art piece I did of your amazing story series My Favorite Employee!! I love your work so much man... You're slowly turning me into a Rick simp as well. 😳
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