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royalarchivist · 1 month
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Phil: All I care about is that the kids are safe and happy, alright? They're sleeping right now, way too tired to do anything at the minute. [In a whisper] Structural rechanges! Structural changes behind the scenes. But—
Phil: Wtf? Recipe? Excuse me? I touched water and it told me how to make a boat? Ok, things are broke. [Laughs] Things are broken.
Phil: As I said though, as I said– boop! They're 'eepy right now, 'cuz everything's going through a complete structural like, rechange? Rehash? Up and about? BUT— I did like, obviously talk to the admins to see if they're alright, and they're fine. The Tallulah and Chayanne admin, they're totally fine. They're just sitting tight, just hanging about, waiting.
Phil: So, who know– oh, RESHUFFLE! That's the fcking word I was thinking of! Reshuffle. Boop boop boop! So yeah, we be patient, we be patient, and we wait. We sit. Anyway—
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Transcripts from the Humanity Hotline 7
As I finished this, I discovered it's been exactly one year since I posted the last Transcript. A lot has happened in that year; I've graduated college :) . I want to thank everyone for the support I've received, and I hope to get back into some of my creative projects and give you guys an opportunity to laugh, and maybe learn something. This one is inspired by a request from @a-romantic-twst from forever ago; I hope it was worth the wait (sorry about that). (It's about periods if anyone's uncomfortable with that and wants to skip this one.)
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Operator: "Hi, my name is Mindy. How may I help you today?"
Caller: "Hello, Mindy, I am very concerned about one of the humans on my ship."
O: "What seems to be the problem?"
C: "Well, I'm the chief medical officer and this particular human has been on the ship for just over two Earth months now. On two separate occasions during that time, she has requested strong painkillers citing 'Shark Week' as the reason. I looked into what 'Shark Week' is, and found an Earth television special about certain aquatic predators, and I'm unsure how that could cause a human physical pain lightyears from Earth?"
O: "Interesting, is there anything else you can tell me about this human during these events?"
C: "Yes, I've also received reports from other crewmembers around these events that this human is not as outgoing as usual, and shows signs of discomfort with facial expressions and changes in appetite, but does not respond well to the standard psychological protocols for team building and social connection."
O: "What about the timing? You said this has happened twice, correct? How much time was between them?"
C: "Yes, I've documented both with dates. The human requested the painkillers twice, 28 days apart. The crew reported signs of distress for a few days following each request, and two times in the day before the first request."
O: "Alright, I believe your human is using the phrase, "Shark Week" as a euphemism for the start of the menstrual cycle, which is often referred to as a 'period'. To put it simply, one of the female reproductive organs sheds its inner lining roughly once an Earth month, lasting anywhere from a few days to a full week."
C: "Similar to how the Rythyani shed and replace their stomach linings?"
O: "Yes, though the uterus has blood vessels that extend into that lining, so shedding also causes bleeding."
C: "Bleeding? How much blood is lost? Why has she not requested bandages or a transfusion?"
O: "For most, a period is not life-threatening. The amount of blood loss does not require a transfusion to replace, or bandages to stop, though iron deficiency may be a concern for some that can be easily remedied through their diet. Ultimately, your human will know her body and how to handle her cycle best. We learn to deal with periods from a relatively young age. You should have received a human anatomy and physiology textbook when the first human joined your crew. Do you have it?"
C: "Yes, though I do admit I have not yet had the time to read it."
O: "That's alright. The chapter on human reproductive systems goes into more detail about the biology of the menstrual cycle than I can tell you. For the time being, make sure your human knows that she can ask for support if needed, and inform your crew that not all humans will be happy all the time, and they don't need to be. Over time, you will gain a better understanding your humans' patterns. Until then, trust them to express their needs, and talk to them if you have specific concerns. I can give general advice, but they will know themselves best."
C: "Thank you for clearing up the confusion, Mindy, I will look into this and update the protocols as necessary. I have no more questions for you at this time."
O: "You are very welcome, please don't hesitate to call again if something else comes up."
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A girl can get somewhere in spite of stringy hair or even just a bit bowed at the knees if she can show a faultless…personality! —“Personality,” Johnny Mercer and the Pied Pipers (1946)
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ohhhhh my god why did i make this script so long my hand hurts this took forever aaaaagh
Welcome to the Lucky 38! This is a script that has remained basically the same for a long time but went through COUNTLESS extremely small rewrites over the course of production just to really nail Mr. House's dialogue. He's a long-winded guy, this whole issue is basically just him doing monologues, and I wanted to make sure it was all interesting and non-repetitive. I think I took out at least three uses of "merely" from the first draft.
One of the biggest production decisions of this issue was whether or not to cut the scene with Agnes and Cass and Victor, which immediately follows the end of the previous issue. The reason to include it was because it very necessarily established the change in location from the Vegas Strip to the Lucky 38 penthouse, which would have been jarring otherwise; the reason to exclude it was that it the issue was already extremely long and I thought opening right on Mr. House would have been more impactful. Ultimately, I did keep it, which was a good decision, but only because of the literally issue-saving idea to convey it as closed-circuit television footage instead of actual panels. Every single attempt at overlaying them with the lead-in to Mr. House was way too busy, but that idea really tied the page together like a nice rug.
And lastly, the framing device of the tarantula and the tarantula hawk was actually an extremely late addition to the comic. I had already finished the first three pages when I thought of it. My problem was that Mr. House's constant monologuing and Agnes' sad expressions got pretty repetitive. I needed something to break the action up while adding thematic heft and artistic variety. I've become a real enthusiast for wasps and tarantulas over the last couple months, so this one really was just a stroke of luck. It took only minimal revisions to make room for the framing device, with the most dramatic change being the complete replacement of the last page (which was originally just a splash page of the Lucky 38 in Vegas; bookending the first and last pages is so much better). So you see, the only reason for weaving a scene into this issue of a skittish desert-wanderer getting paralyzed and dragged toward a certain demise by a predator almost perfectly evolved to destroy it was just that I like bugs a lot. That's the only reason, yep.
Original Pencils:
Due to all of the photo-collage in the final version of the comic, there's a lot of panels and details that I (thankfully!) didn't have to draw myself. Sorry that the pencil isn't blue on the last three pages, I've been on the move for the holidays so they got scanned in grayscale by accident.
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EXT. DESERT OUTSIDE OF NEW VEGAS. The city glitters in the distance, nestled between the shadows of mountains, with the spire of the LUCKY 38 towering above all else.
In the wilderness, a TARANTULA emerges from its burrow.
EXT. THE NEW VEGAS STRIP. On closed-circuit television monitors, a SECURITRON ROBOT approaches AGNES SANDS and ROSE OF SHARON CASSIDY, saying
VICTOR: Well howdy, partner! Fancy meetin' again here in Vegas!
CASS: What the fuck?
AGNES: Victor?
Unlike the usual police units, VICTOR's robotic "face" is that of a cowboy.
VICTOR: And heck, ya clean up nice! Sure lookin' a lot better now than when I rustled ya outta the bone orchard back in Goodsprings*--
CAP: *As was explained to Agnes way back in IKROAH #2. --Lou
VICTOR: --so how's about ol' Vic skips the rigamarole, huh? 'Fore all my yappin' makes ya want to go back, heh-heh-heh! I'm the welcome wagon, see. I'm to come and collect ya.
CASS: Agnes--
VICTOR: Boss wants t'see you, is what I'm sayin'.
AGNES: Boss?
VICTOR: Only of all of Vegas, friend!
CASS: Agnes.
MEANWHILE, the TARANTULA crawls beneath the starlight.
VICTOR: So why don't we mosey on over to the Lucky 38? And your good pal can come along, too!
CASS: I need to know what the fuck is going on, right now.
AGNES: I...I don't know.
VICTOR: And y'know, boss ain't ever let a soul inside before, least for not as long as I've been rollin' around on my spurs, so this ain't just an everyday social call, mind...
On the closed-circuit television monitors, VICTOR escorts AGNES and CASS to the entryway of the LUCKY 38.
VICTOR: ...but heck, I reckon ya'll oughta get along like franks on a fire! So come on! Lift's in the lobby here, and up to the top floor--and we can get the formalities out of the way before ya'll get [cut off]
INT. THE LUCKY 38 PENTHOUSE.
AGNES stands awestruck, looking upward, bathed in electronic green light. With horror, she ekes out a single question.
AGNES: ...what are you?
???: A "Hello" would have been preferable, but it'll take more than a crude faux pas to tarnish this moment. Who I am, Agnes--
What AGNES is looking at is a gigantic SUPERCOMPUTER and terminal, flanked by closed-circuit television monitors and guarded on both sides by SECURITRON police units. On the supercomputer's massive screen is the green-lit image of a face. The face
MR. HOUSE: --is ROBERT EDWIN HOUSE. The President, CEO, and sole proprietor of New Vegas--and more to the point, the intended recipient of a long delayed package.
AGNES: Oh, you...you mean the platinum chip?
MR. HOUSE: Correct. It's a...very precious artifact of the old world.
MR. HOUSE: My world, once.
In the back of the room, beyond AGNES, is an oil painting of MR. HOUSE, standing outside in front of what must have been a very large robot.
MR. HOUSE: In that world, I was the founder of RobCo Industries--a titan of innovation. We created a litany of robotic solutions for diverse markets, such as the Securitrons that you see here, and even a line of consumer-grade devices like the wrist-mounted Pip-Boy. But the platinum chip was, more than any other, my design. It was my vision.
MR. HOUSE: But it never left the factory in which it was originally made. Before it could even cool off from its assembly...we had the Great War. An international, thermonuclear bombardment of unimaginable power that annihilated the world in all of two hours.
MR. HOUSE: But not the entire world. Not Vegas. Not my Paradise. From my fortress of the Lucky 38, I saw to that. But as for the rest of the world, and my platinum chip--it took generations.
MR. HOUSE: First for the scarce remnants of humanity to crawl out from under their rocks, and for the world to at least resemble a functioning society again in which to do trade. And then for the work itself--of countless scavengers, treasure-seekers, and the like, all contracted to comb over the wreckage of Sunnyvale. It cost millions of caps, and later, New California dollars. And a not insignificant piece of my pre-war fortune as well. I, quite literally, moved mountains.
MR. HOUSE: I do not believe in providence, Agnes, but I do believe in destiny. How else to explain it? It was pristine when it was found. Neither the bombs nor the passage of time had so much as scuffed its sheen. But still...its value far transcended the mere market price of pure platinum.
MR. HOUSE: Amusingly, despite the discovery, I was still only as close to acquiring the chip as I had been originally in 2077. A final ordeal remained for me: how to ensure the safety of the platinum chip en route to its destination, from Sunnyvale to Vegas, without broadcasting its preciousness to thieves, armies, and raiders--or worse, to heavily armed fetishists for pre-war technology like the Brotherhood of Steel?
MR. HOUSE: Misdirection. Through a network of anonymous liaisons, I contracted the Mojave Express for a batch of deliveries, all superficially similar knick-knacks, to various intermediaries of myself. All but one of the orders were totally worthless decoys. But your identity as the carrier of the one genuine item was somehow compromised, leading to you getting attacked, and to the second disappearance of the chip.
MR. HOUSE: But look around you. Look where you are. You've made it, haven't you?
AGNES, still staring up at the visage of MR. HOUSE on-screen, doesn't respond. She frowns, nervous. The SECURITRONS guarding MR. HOUSE observe her stoically.
MR. HOUSE: Let me clarify: I had nothing to do with Benny's ambush. Heavens no! It goes completely against my interests. It would have been a perfectly quotidian day's work for you if not for his, and I stress, unexpected involvement. The platinum chip...belies its significance. For Benny to have not only discovered its delivery route but possibly enough of that significance to motivate such an act, this constituted a very troubling breach of my security. And I had been looking into it...but in a way, the issue seems to have resolved itself. Hm?
MR. HOUSE: A wild card. Now removed from the deck.
AGNES' gaze sinks to the floor.
MEANWHILE, a small shadow blots out the starlight in the desert outside of Vegas. It flies over the exploring TARANTULA.
AGNES looks back up at MR. HOUSE.
AGNES: I killed him.
HOUSE: So you did. I only wish that we could have spoken before you went rogue on my former protégé: if this story breaks, I can grant you amnesty, but not without controversy. And your infamy as an assassin could make our further arrangements quite difficult.
AGNES: Um...I didn't think there would be more to it than delivering the--
MR. HOUSE: Oh! Of course, of course! My apologies. Two hundred years of anticipation and yet I'm still getting ahead of myself. Well--would you mind? I've been waiting a long time for my mail.
The SECURITRON closest to AGNES wheels forward with its claw outstretched. AGNES reaches her fingers into a pocket beneath the belt of her dress to produce it: the PLATINUM CHIP. She holds it in her hand for a brief moment.
MEANWHILE, the shadow descends; the TARANTULA HAWK engages the TARANTULA.
AGNES relinquishes the PLATINUM CHIP to the SECURITRON.
MR. HOUSE: Thank you--it's a relief to pay for this chip for the final time.
The SECURITRON inserts the PLATINUM CHIP into a slot in MR. HOUSE'S supercomputer, feeding it into the drive with a CLIK.
MEANWHILE, the TARANTULA is fighting the TARANTULA HAWK.
From behind AGNES, another SECURITRON presents her with a stack of NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC DOLLARS, which she gingerly takes in her hand and looks over.
MR. HOUSE: And I trust that you're satisfied with the agreed-upon compensation from the delivery contract, yes?
AGNES: Yeah, it's...it's fine...I'll be going now. Thanks.
MR. HOUSE: Oh? But you've only just arrived. I insist that you make yourself at home.
SFX: KZZSZZZTTT
The faces on the screens of the SECURITRONS in MR. HOUSE'S penthouse suddenly change from policemen to soldiers. AGNES recoils and tries to step away.
AGNES: H-hey, uh--
MEANWHILE, the TARANTULA HAWK pierces the underbelly of the TARANTULA with its stinger.
SECURITRONS surround AGNES.
MR. HOUSE: You are the first guest ever through the doors of the Lucky 38, you know. Nobody has so much as checked a coat inside since the war, so this meeting confers you a significant level of privilege...and inevitable celebrity. The people of Vegas have always gossiped, after all. Many have even clawed at the door desperately with dreams of being where you now stand. Surely you can comprehend how this compulsion to leave after such a deliberate and remarkable invitation risks considerable insult--to both myself and my citizenry? And very deliberate this invitation was. Don't you realize: if handing off my package was all for which you were needed, why wouldn't I have just had Victor relieve you of the chip outside? No, no, you see, as necessary as its acquisition was, the chip is ultimately just a key, for unlocking a new frontier...of possibilities.
MR. HOUSE: Possibilities for prosperity, peace, and technological advancement that haven't been seen in two hundred years. Possibilities greater than anything the New California Republic or Caesar's Legion could dream of, let alone achieve, by playing pretend in the clothes of their forebearers and convincing everyone else that it's statecraft. Possibilities--which if they key is turned by human hands--become certainties.
AGNES (a whisper): Are you not human?
MR. HOUSE: Don't let the video screens and computer terminals fool you: I am a living human. No less so than you. I just live with a particular set of, well...handicaps.
AGNES: You said you'd waited hundreds of years to--
MR. HOUSE: One could argue that the world has been waiting hundreds of years for this moment. Waiting for me. For the chip. For the long-dormant doors of the Lucky 38 to finally open, to a single and specially ordained individual: you, Agnes. And there are tremendous things waiting for us, waiting for us to accomplish them, together. I certainly couldn't do them with Benny. What do you say?
MEANWHILE, the TARANTULA has become completely paralyzed by the TARANTULA HAWK'S venom. The TARANTULA HAWK seizes its prey.
AGNES: ...no.
MR. HOUSE: I'm sorry--"No?"
AGNES: Yes--I mean, no. No! I don't want to help you! I...
Tears well in AGNES' eye.
AGNES: ...I just want to go back home.
MR. HOUSE: ...I see. Hmm.
MR. HOUSE: How do I put this in a way you'll understand?
MR. HOUSE: The die is cast.
AGNES, crying, looks up at MR. HOUSE again. Fear bulges on her face.
MR. HOUSE: Throughout the long delivery of this chip, several precise plans and fortuitous coincidences have aligned in just such a way as to make you, you specifically at this exact juncture, an irreplaceable asset in the ongoing endeavor of this wounded world's recovery from otherwise hopeless ruin.
MR. HOUSE: Your cooperation going forward is not merely crucial to this endeavor's success, but it's utterly non-negotiable. Should you entertain the moral issue of what's at stake, it's obligatory, even. It's why your refusal comes as such a...genuine surprise. Can't you see?
MR. HOUSE: I'm not a fascist, Agnes--I would never force you. But given the circumstances, I'm entitled, wouldn't you agree, to at least a brief demonstration of my vision? The vision that the platinum chip promises? Victor has surely seen your companion to the presidential suite by now--my other Securitrons can escort you to the basement, where I'm sure you can make a...properly informed decision.
The SECURITRONS close in on AGNES, who screams in protest.
AGNES: No! I said no! I already delivered your chip, I--I killed Benny! I-- I-- ...what do you want with me!?
MR. HOUSE: Haven't you been listening? I want what's best for you--for us. I know it's a lot, but bear with me for one moment longer, and I can assure you--that this is the beginning of something very incredible.
MEANWHILE, the TARANTULA HAWK has dragged the paralyzed TARANTULA back to the entrance of its own burrow.
The TARANTULA HAWK shoves its helpless prey into the hole, and then crawls in after it.
The TARANTULA is not seen again.
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Research Data Management. Or, How I made multiple backups and still almost lost my honours thesis.
This is a story I used to tell while teaching fieldworkers and other researchers about how to manage their data. It’s a moderately improbable story, but it happened to me and others have benefited from my misadventures. I haven't had reason to tell it much lately, and I thought it might be useful to put into writing. This is a story from before cloud storage was common - back when you could, and often would, run out of online email storage space. Content note: this story includes some unpleasant things that happened to me, including multiple stories of theft (cf. moderately improbable). Also, because it's stressful for most of the story, I want to reassure you that it does have a happy conclusion. It explains a lot of my enthusiasm for good research data management. In Australia, 'honours' is an optional fourth year for a three year degree. It's a chance to do some more advanced coursework and try your hand at research, with a small thesis project. Of course, it doesn't feel small when it's the first time you've done a project that takes a whole year and is five times bigger than anything you’ve ever written. I've written briefly about my honours story (here, and here in a longer post about my late honours supervisor Barb Kelly) . While I did finish my project, it all ended a bit weirdly when my supervisor Barb got ill and left during the analysis/writing crunch. The year after finishing honours I got an office job. I hoped to maybe do something more with my honours work, but I wasn't sure what, and figured I would wait until Barb was better. During that year, my sharehouse flat was broken into and the thief walked out with the laptop I'd used to do my honours project. The computer had all my university files on it, including my data and the Word version of my thesis. I lost interview video files, transcriptions, drafts, notes and everything except the PDF version I had uploaded to the University's online portal. Uploading was optional at the time, if I didn't do that I probably would have just been left with a single printed copy. I also lost all my jewellery and my brother’s base guitar, but I was most sad about the data (sorry bro). Thankfully, I made a backup of my data and files on a USB drive that I kept in my handbag. This was back when a 4GB thumb drive was an investment. That Friday, feeling sorry for myself after losing so many things I couldn't replace, I decided to go dancing to cheer myself up. While out with a group of friends, my bag was stolen. It was the first time I had a nice handbag, and I still miss it. Thankfully, I knew to make more than one back up. I had an older USB that I'd tucked down the back of the books on my shelf (a vintage 256MB drive my dad kindly got for me in undergrad after a very bad week when I lost an essay to a corrupted floppy disk). When I went to retrieve the files, the drive was (also) corrupted. This happens with hard drives sometimes. My three different copies in three different locations were now lost to me.
Thankfully, my computer had a CD/DVD burner. This was a very cool feature in the mid-tens, and I used to make a lot of mixed CDs for my friends. During my honours project I had burned backed up files on some discs and left them at my parents house. It was this third backup, kept off site, which became the only copy of my project. I very quickly made more copies. When Barb was back at work, and I rejoined her as a PhD student, it meant we could return to the data and all my notes. The thesis went through a complete rewrite and many years later was published as a journal article (Gawne & Kelly 2014). It would have probably never happened if I didn’t have those project files. I continued with the same cautious approach to my research data ever since, including sending home SD cards while on field trips, making use of online storage, and archiving data with institutional repositories while a project is ongoing.
I’m glad that I made enough copies that I learnt a good lesson from a terrible series of events. Hopefully this will prompt you, too, to think about how many copies you have, where they’re located, and what would happen if you lost access to your online storage.
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Sky iceberg tier 5: Kizuna hair
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Full iceberg
While making this iceberg, I asked some people who know more about Sky than I do if they could recommend things to add, and generally put things I’ve heard of but generally don’t know much about here, and sometimes I don’t have much to work with in terms of context. I trust they exist/happened, but if I say something confidently here or in the 6th tier preceded by “I’ve been told that…”, maybe take the finer details with a barrel of salt.
Ark mushrooms: During the season of enchantment, there were a few floating mushrooms around the forgotten ark, which when interacted with, would give you candles (shoutout to “littlecuteblue” for correcting me on this entry! I thought it was seasonal candles).
Blue seasonal candles: During the season of lightseekers, the seasonal candles were blue.
OneShot collab possible: It has been wanted for a long time for Sky and OneShot to collaborate. I’m pretty sure every Sky player upon finishing Solstice had the same realization, that these two pieces of media are really, really good for each other. Even one of the creators of the game, Nightmargin, plays Sky, and has expressed openness to doing a collaboration (or so I’ve been told)— which is what this entry is referring to! Sorry the original text was kind of clickbait-y.
Lost livestream: TGC did a livestream during Lightseekers (I think?) that was eventually taken down or otherwise “lost” for reasons I don’t know. A transcript (or something similar) for it was made though, and if you ask lorechat on skycord nicely they might give it to you.
Juggler OOB: Back before seasonal spirits were free to relive before they were traveling spirits, it was found that if you OOB in the right spot, you can find a memory from juggler floating in the void— and this was from when they were a very heavily wanted TS.
King statue: Ok I’m gonna be honest. I know this exists (or existed at one point), but I don’t remember what it is. All I know right now is that at some point, a statue of what appears to be the King was found, possibly via hacking.
King was a skykid: It’s a popular theory in the lore community that the King was a skykid, or even the first skykid, which is why they were able to complete the prophecy trials before anyone else— skykids are just like that, it’s easier for them (easier than for an ancestor, anyway).
This is a pretty small tier, so here’s a bonus entry that I decided not to include on the full iceberg:
Where is Aviary?: Aviary is seemingly connected to Harmony Hall—the OG, not like a pocket version, through a building, which is already kind of suspicious if you ask me, but HH is also connected to the village theater and the rest of the village of dreams from the back exit, which also works if you enter through Aviary… which is also connected to the Wind paths. Where the heck are we?!
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Episode 11 TMP Quick Thoughts
Housekeeping and Prologue
Hello, this is Douglysium and you might not know me as that guy who wrote over 100 pages of analysis on the Eye (which can be read on Tumblr here (https://douglysium.tumblr.com/post/735599414228484097/the-relationships-between-the-dread-powers-the) or Google Docs here (The Relationships Between the Dread Powers: The Eye- Knowledge is Fear and Ignorance is Bliss)) or as that guy who wrote an article on the Extinction (which can be read on Tumblr here(https://douglysium.tumblr.com/post/717929126195003392/what-would-avatars-of-the-extinction-be-like-a) and Google Docs here(​What would Avatars of the Extinction be like?: A TMA Speculation)). Suffice to say I might be a bit of a TMA fan. Also, spoilers for TMP up until episode 10. You can read my ramblings on the last episode here (Episode 10 TMP Quick Thoughts).
However, Protocol offers a very unique opportunity and experience for me because I didn’t actually get into TMA until after it was over and I binged all of it. So this is my first time experiencing something even remotely similar to what the original TMA fans probably experienced when waiting for each episode week by week and slowly having to put everything together with the limited information they had. So I decided to throw my hat into the ring since this might be my only chance to do something similar. However, I’m working on some longer form TMA content so I can’t spend as much time on these articles giving a bunch of super detailed thoughts. I will try to keep these short and that inevitably might mean some could have questions about why I think or predict certain things and in those cases I would probably recommend you read at least some of the two articles I mentioned above to get a better idea of where I’m coming from. This also means I won’t be giving you a play-by-play of every single thing that happens in the episode so I encourage you to listen to or read them yourselves and feel free to comment if you feel something is important.
These reviews are probably going to end up focusing mostly on the Entities and their manifestations as they are what I have thought about the most and spent the most time interpreting and there’s been a lot of… interesting theories floating around about how the Entities are manifesting that I want to go over.
Finally, I’m just going to say it right now, spoiler warning for all of The Magnus Archives. I know that Jon and co said one could start with Protocol and be fine, and while that’s probably true, media like this tends to be made in conversation with or take into consideration what came before it in the irl chronology in order to connect them. While I’m sure you could skip The Magnus Archives, I don't really see the point of skipping over it when we are already getting characters from TMA showing up in TMP in Protocol. So to me it’s pretty clear that if we want to understand the full picture of TMP and all the things it is trying to say then we can’t just try to pretend TMA doesn’t exist or scrub it away. Just because you could understand what’s happening without the context in broad strokes doesn’t mean you're getting all the nuances.
These articles are meant to be quick and short so sorry if there’s typos and if I don’t address every possible question or possibility. I don’t want to repeat myself too much in this series outside of the prologue so be sure to skim some of my other articles.
Episode 11 “Marked”
And we are back, baby. I’ve actually started writing this literally the second after I finished listening to the episode. I was originally planning to wait until the weekend to write this but I’ve become so excited I can’t help myself, and Rusty Quill has been on top of posting the transcripts when the episodes comes out.
As always, the episode is being told to us through some sort of device. In this case we cut to Celia via her phone. The transcripts make it clear what’s happening “A busy motorway nearby. CELIA is asleep on grass. She starts to make slightly distressed noises as she stirs. A lorry roars past nearby and she awakes with a start.” She obviously seems frustrated upon realizing something has happened again but she realizes something as she begins to pat herself down looking for her phone or some other (most likely communication) device.
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“(to herself) Yes! Ok, phone in the pocket works. She starts tapping the screen.”
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“(to herself) If it had signal. She sighs in helpless frustration.”
CELIA 
“Shit.” She stretches and starts trudging off towards the motorway. 
CELIA 
“Hold on, Jack, I’m on my way.” 
Celia probably comes from or has some relation to the TMA universe but what this entire situation has to do with it, if anything, is beyond me. I don’t know who Jack is and Celia implies that this entire situation has happened before. It is once again confirmed however that whatever is listening through all the electronic devices in TMP doesn’t need said devices to have wi-fi or internet connection to be able to do so. Which was further emphasized by the fact that it was capable of listening through a tape recorder last episode.
Now that I think about it, did Celia need the phone for communication or some other thing. It’s possible that she was trying to access something like a GPS or online map to figure out where she was or where to go but it’s unclear. I can’t say if Celia implying this has happened before means she has woken up at this exact spot or random areas in general. Considering her questions to Sam about multiversal and time travel I wonder if she attempted some sort of experiment which led to her appearing in this location. Is Celia trying to get somewhere in particular? Maybe she’s trying to get back to the TMA universe or maybe she’s trying to get somewhere new?
We cut to the OIAR offices via one of the computers. I consider the interaction we witness in this scene to be another enlightening one about some of the possible dynamics at play in the OIAR workplace. Alice clearly cares strongly about Sam and they like to tease each other a lot. Sam seems a bit down about finding no clues about the Magnus Institute and Alice tries to cheer Sam up. The two talk about where Celia and Gwen are but neither knows where they are. It makes sense that they would wonder since Gwen seems like a stickler for rules and it seems weird that about half the people working in this office have disappeared with no notice. Gwen brought Sam and Celia coffee while also mentioning “I’ve got a mocha for Celia and I was really looking forward to pretending I “accidentally” forgot to order Gwen anything.” Once again, highlighting how antagonistic their relationship is and how Alice can go beyond just simple teasing and towards just being outright hostile or mean toward Gwen.
Alice seems extremely nervous and mentions “ just… I dunno. When I left the coffee shop, it felt like someone was following me.” Sam jokes “Sounds like maybe you were more bothered by that “soggy ruin” than you admit.” but Alice asks him not to joke about it, which shows that she’s extremely rattled. This level of fear from being watched sort of parallels the Institute in TMA with how Jon was scared from a feeling of being watched in the Institute. In MAG 39 (Infestation) Jon says “Because I’m scared, Martin!. Because when I record these statements it feels… it feels like I’m being watched.” However, it’s clear that what Alice is probably feeling is related to whatever escaped from the Institute in the last episode. I wonder if that being is somehow connected to The Eye. It is an Entity connected to both the fear of being watched and even followed or stalked. Not to mention the creature came from the Institute, a faction that was at least aligned with The Eye in TMA.
However, there’s an argument that this could just as easily be something related to The Spiral, Stranger, Hunt, or some other Entity entirely. The Institute had dealings with all kinds of Entities, not just The Eye. The most obvious example of this is their Artifact Storage, which collected objects connected to various Entities. So it’s possible this is some other Entity’s Monster or Avatar that was being sealed and / or researched. Considering all the alchemical undertones I even have to wonder if it’s some sort of artificial creation like some kind of homunculus.
Sam offers to walk with Alice home, to which she appreciates, and they get to work categorizing their statements. We follow the statement that Sam is listening to as exposited by CHESTER.
This statement comes from emails being sent from Gordon J to Alison Leshi regarding “Padstow civil cemetery exhumations.” In case you don’t know, an exhumation is “the action of digging up something buried, especially a corpse.” Gordon starts off by explaining to Alison that everything is going as planned, despite the sudden cold snap, due to proper planning. He also says “We also did some load testing of the ground near the cliff edge, and it looks like there’s only a few graves where the erosion means we won’t be able to use the Bobcat, and that’s few enough that my boys can do that by hand.” The first few days of this project have gone smoothly and David, their medical examiner, seems happy with their precautions.
Gordon mentions “with all the precautions we’re taking, and while we’ve certainly had our fair share of lookie-loos, there’s not been any sign of the protestors you were so concerned about stirring up. I guess it helps that no-one’s been buried here for over a hundred years, so it’s not like we’re pulling up granddad. The sailors sleeping here haven’t seen mourners since Queen Vic.” I think Gordon raising the possibility that there could be protestors is interesting. I wonder if it’s simply the fact that people might be upset at the destruction of these graves or if there’s some other reason? For example, someone might see it as an important historical site or maybe they view this project as harming the environment in some way? If you want a more supernatural reason, it could be that someone is afraid that disturbing the site could anger someone / something?
Gordon gets more personal and talks about how this job means a lot to them. They say “I know we can’t have been the cheapest company to put in a bid, but as local lads we’ve been coming to this graveyard all our lives (even if just to sneak some booze as stupid teenagers), and now that the cliff’s finally giving up the ghost (if you’ll pardon the pun), it feels right for us to be the ones taking it apart.” I looked up the phrase “giving up the ghost” and it seems like it can refer to “to stop trying to do something because you know that you will not succeed.”
Gordon says they’ll get back to Alison when the job is done but they send an email earlier than expected due to some unforeseen circumstances, and apparently David told Gordon to update Alison on the circumstances despite the fact that Gordon thinks it shouldn’t throw off their current schedule. They encountered some human remains that seem like they are in quite good condition. “...for context, the containers they’re buried in are of really varied quality. I’d say just under half were buried in decent coffins that are still in good enough shape to remove and transport unopened. For others though, the wood has rotted to the point where it’s pretty much impossible to keep the boxes together and some were just wrapped in oil cloth. This means we’re seeing, touching and moving a lot of human remains directly. Don’t worry, this isn’t about a health and safety thing – we have all the right gear and David’s making sure we follow procedure. It’s just that one of the graves had a body in that was too well-preserved for the age it should have been. Or at least, most of the skin was in extremely good condition. The back was completely covered in this complicated tattoo of a ship sailing across an open sea towards an open horizon. It was really impressive.” Take note of the tattoo since this isn’t the first time we’ve encountered a complex and very visually impressive tattoo in TMP and it’s going to come up again in this very episode.
David says that they need a second opinion and some tests since if the bodies have been buried more recently than 1908 it would mean that the cemetery is technically a crime scene for legal reasons. Gordon also mentions that the graves have been getting to him with “I’ll be honest though, I’m glad of the break. Taking up all these graves is starting to get to me a bit. I almost feel sorry for doing it. The waves are so close and getting closer. If I were a sailor buried here, I’d take some comfort in that. As you can see I’m getting morbid. Short break will do us all some good I think. Will update you when I hear word.” These feelings seem like they could relate to either The Vast, The Buried, or The End with the themes of coffins and being buried in a grave potentially tying into The Buried or End but the vast ocean possibly connecting to The Vast. But let’s keep going.
David starts acting weird and Gordon asks Alison to give David a nudge for the sake of the project. “He’s still working on that body we found and he’s stopped responding to my emails. I got him on the phone, but to be honest he doesn’t sound like he’s in any real rush to complete the job and while he’s worrying about salt water and tattoos, we’re out here sat on our hands and I’m paying the lads by the day. It’s almost enough to make you dream of sailing away for real. Like that poor fella’s tattoo. Saying that, I had another look at the photos David attached and I’m starting to think I might have been wrong about it. When I first looked, I thought it was hopeful, a crew sailing towards the sunrise. But looking again, the sun is lower than I thought, and there’s a shape in the water behind the ship. I think they’re being chased by something. Creepy eh?” So Gordon’s dream of sailing away could potentially point to The Lonely, especially given that the Entity also has a connection to the ocean and ships with Peter Lukas and the Tundra, but the whole being chased could relate to The Hunt. While Entities do chase things all the time I could see the fear of sharks or some large sea creature attempting to chase you as potentially relating to The Hunt. However, it could also potentially relate to The Vast with the idea of something massive lurking in the water, like a kraken or whale. There’s also an argument for something like The Dark with something emerging in the night as the sun sets. Well, assuming that the sun in the tattoo is setting and not rising.
And here’s where the tattoo thing comes up again. Gordon says “Oh, and speaking of tattoos, you remember you wanted an update on local sentiment about the move? Well, I don’t know if this counts as resistance – hell, I don’t even know if they’re local – but there’s someone started poking around the site asking questions. Big snake tattoo up their arm and a bunch of other ink. Wouldn’t give their name, but claims to be a big deal “online”. Don’t really know what that means, but they’ve been asking questions about the body.” The person with the “big snake tattoo” up their arm has a description that almost perfectly matches Ink5 from episode 2 (Making Adjustments). When Daria describes Ink5oul (Pronounced Inksoul) she notes that they had “an absolutely gorgeous floral serpent design running up their arm and into their neck that was so vivid it looked ready to slither off their skin and onto the chair.” It’s clear that Ink5 probably has an interest in tattoos, like the one Gordon saw on the body. This person also mentions that they are a big deal online, which would be true if this is Ink5 since we know that Ink5 is a famous tattoo artist online and even does streams. This could even explain why the person in question didn’t give their name since if it was Ink5 we are only aware of their online username. Gordon even mentions that Ink5 said “...the tattoo is an “Oscar Jarrett”, and that’s a big deal to some folks in that community – something to with Sutherland Macdonald whoever that is. Dunno if that’s quite what you were worried about but thought you’d want to know.”
`I did some light research and Oscar Jarrett doesn’t seem like a style or type of tattoo. Which points to the idea that Oscar is a person. Considering all the tattoos we are saying Oscar might be comparable to Smirke in some ways. In the sense that in the same way there was special Smirkean architecture there could be special Jarettian tattoos if that makes any sense. Tattoos that are designed to have supernatural effects of some kind. It’s also possible that Oscar simply learned and taught some kind of supernatural technique, kind of like the techniques that The Boneturner’s Tale could grant someone in TMA or how Martin sort of ended up learning how to “disappear” by following Peter Lukas’ attempt to connect him to The Lonely. Oscar Jarrett and Ink5 are definitely people to look out for in the future. Sutherland Macdonald surprisingly did yield actual search results. He is apparently “a prominent English tattoo artist in the late 19th century and early 20th century, and the first tattooist in Britain with an identifiable premises open to the public.” This makes Sutherland notable for the same reason someone like Smirke might have been in TMA. A historical figure who somehow learned and / or spread knowledge about the Entities. Again, it’s possible that there are Macdonald style tattoos in the same way there is Smirke style architecture. It could also be that the Oscar Ink5 is referring to is in fact the body with the tattoo that Gordon found and Gordon just doesn’t know what they are referring to. It could also be that there are multiple tattoo artists or Oscar is some student or follower of Sutherland in the same way people like Jonah, Maxwell Rayner, and Mordechai Lukas all had a connection to Smirke via being students or associates. In some characters even explicitly got the idea of possible rituals from Smirke and his research, despite the fact that most weren’t concerned with Smirke’s ideals of balancing the Powers.
Gordon considers calling the police on Ink5 due to how much the tattoo artist seems to be creeping Gordon and their team out but Gordon decides not to as to avoid potential backlash from the public. Gordon’s next email involves him giving condolences in regards to David, which implies that the reason he was taking so long with the reports was due to an untimely death at some point. I wonder if David’s death was related to something he came across on the bodies? It could be that there was some artifact or one of the bodies was actually alive? It could also be that if something is indeed up with the tattoos then the tattoos themselves may have had some sort of effect on David? Did Ink5 kill David? Was David the person Mr. Bonzo was sent to target in order to create some sort of opening for Ink5?
Gordon apologizes for the perceived unprofessionalism and says “My thoughts and opinions on maritime matters will no longer be included in my emails. In addition, I should be most grateful if you could see fit to provide myself with appropriate authorisations to contact the medical examiner’s offices to follow up with the cadaver that has been causing such consternation.” Based on Gordon’s next email it seems like Alison thought Gordon was making fun of them or acting condescending since Gordie states “Look, I was not “making fun of you” but I’m not sure what you want. I’m emailing an employer about my work and am getting accused of my emails being “unprofessional”. That’s the best I can manage. I haven’t been sleeping much recently. Weird dreams. Shapes in the water and that. And before you say that it’s “unprofessional” to tell you that I’m just giving an explanation, That’s all. I need you to contact the examiner again, he’s dragging his feet. Besides, I want to see the body again. I dug him up, he’s my responsibility. I just need to see it. I need to know what’s in the water.” Considering the possible change in behavior I wonder if Alison encountered something that made them scared and afraid of people not taking them seriously. I wouldn’t be surprised if Alison and / or David get their own statements in the future.
Gordon also mentions a lack of sleep due to “Weird dreams. Shapes in the water and that.” and also mentions “Besides, I want to see the body again. I dug him up, he’s my responsibility. I just need to see it. I need to know what’s in the water.” This desire to know and see something actually parallels an Entity like The Eye. The Eye, as I end up saying in every article, isn’t merely the fear of being watched but also being the watcher or seeing something you don’t want to. In MAG 200 The Eye is mentioned as having been born from the fear of one’s eyes showing them too much, and Gertrude mentions that The Eye is connected to a desire to know and understand even if in trying to do so you get hurt in the process. These themes also explain why Jonah can force information into the heads of people like Melanie and Martin. It’s the idea of knowing too much or being forced to witness things. Due to this The Eye also has a connection to, and tendency for cultivating, curiosity. Jonah mentions doing so to Jon with certain statements and we know he purposefully left files and information out to stoke Rosie’s more “nosy” personality traits. The Institute itself also sort of acts like bait for The Eye by attracting people looking for answers or closure via the information in its Archives or statements. Jon can also force people to give statements and thus make them relive and recount terrible events so that he can listen to them.
I’m bringing this up now because while I don’t think that what Gordon is going through is connected to The Eye the themes I am talking about will come up later anyway. Entities like The Eye also like to try to prey on the curiosity of people. I’m not saying Gordon is unjustified in being curious (even if I do find some of the behavior obviously strange) but that certain Entities have a precedent for preying on certain emotions or behaviors (like the desire to chase for The Hunt or anger for The Slaughter. No matter how justified that behavior may or may not be doesn’t always matter). You could also potentially relate some other parts of the statement to themes of The Eye. Most notably, the fear that protestors or other people might be observing the dig site, and the fear of being judged by the public. You could even point to Gordon sharing “too much” info to Alison with all the weird thoughts he’s having. Well, Alison seems to not like it, I’m not trying to say Gordon is crossing any sort of technical line or is even unjustified.
Gordon’s next email is titled “Examiner’s office break in” and Gordon insists that it was not him who broke into the examiner’s office and that Ink5 did it. “I saw them hanging around the office when I was waiting. Waiting so long just to see it, just to know what’s in the water. And they took it. They think they’re smart, but I saw them I know where they’re staying and if they think they deserve it they’re wrong. It belongs to the deep. I’m going to go get it and I’m going to find it and if they try and stop me I swear the ocean will claim us all. I can taste the salt and spray. It’s waiting in the water.” Once again a desire to know what’s in the water and the fact that Gordon is defensive of the idea that they might have broken into the office shows that Gordon is afraid what they said earlier about wanting to obtain the bodies might paint them as a suspect. The statement ends with
To: Alison Leshi ([email protected]
From: Gordon J ([email protected]
Date: January 20th 2020. 
Subject: Re: Re: Examiner’s office 
break-in 
There was a problem delivering your 
message to “[email protected]
This email address is no longer in 
service.
This statement is a little interesting because it feels like a lot of the stuff is more passive or in the background. For example, while Gordon is perturbed, Ink5 doesn’t attack or tattoo them directly. Gordon’s thoughts and feelings about the water could connect to various Entities. Most notably, all the water stuff could connect to the Vast, Buried, or Lonely. All 3 of these Entities have a notable connection to either water or the ocean. The Vast via the fear of large things with the immensity of the ocean as well as the things the could be in it, The Buried with the feeling of drowning or being trapped / crushed underwater, and The Lonely via boating and how isolated being alone on the open ocean can make you. Gordon’s desire to sail away could relate to The Lonely or The Vast while his comment about wanting to be Buried in the graveyard could be connected to well… The Buried. Not to mention his desire to put the supposed corpse back where it belongs, in the grave, could also relate to The Buried.
If I had to pick the most likely Entities here I would argue The Buried and Vast. If I had to chose between the two I would have to say the Buried. The Vast does have an emphasis on the depp ocean, and Simon Fairchild even attempted to perform a ritual using a submarine and the deep ocean, but Gordon’s desire to bury the bodies seems at least somewhat similar to Hezekiah Wakely in MAG 152 (A Gravedigger’s Entity) and his desire to make sure that people stay in their graves. In the statement Hezekiah mentions “To my mind there are far worse fates. But he has in his head an idea to begin fitting the graves I dig with these new “safety bells” that he has heard of, so that any as might be alive below ground might signal us above for rescue. I dread the idea. If it had been me in that coffin, destined for the peace below ground, I can think of little that I would hate more than the jarring, clanging of a bell pulling me from my rest.” and he also mentions weird dreams with “I had a dream, then. I dreamt a rain had come. A terrible bitter rain that chilled my bones and turned the soil around me dark and sodden. The walls grew damp and slippery, their firm shape lost as they began to slip and crumble. And then all at once they collapsed, the grave filling in a moment with a wave of mud and wet dirt. In a single terrible moment of utter terror, it was atop and around me, covering my face and filling my lungs with its awful choking sod.”
While the emphasis on the deep could easily relate to The Vast, one of The Buried’s nicknames is actually “Forever Deep Below.” So someone referring The Buried as “The Deep” or something similar would not be without precedent, especially given its connection to drowning, being trapped underwater, and deep water in general. Gordon also says “It belongs to the deep. I’m going to go get it and I’m going to find it and if they try and stop me I swear the ocean will claim us all. I can taste the salt and spray.” which could imply that in a way they believe the ocean will bury everything. You could easily relate some of this to The Vast with the idea that the ocean has existed longer and will outlast the erosion of the land.
One part I actually really liked in TMA, despite how little it came up overall, is all the different names people would use to refer to the same Entity(s). So I wonder if, assuming the existing Entities are around in some capacity, Entities like The Buried will be referred to with different names in the Protocol universe. It wouldn’t surprise me if people started referring to an Entity like The Buried as “The Deep” for example due to the idea of being trapped deep underground or in the ocean.
Like always, there are some overlapping themes that seem similar to other Entities. The tattoo possibly depicting sailors getting chased could relate to The Hunt, I already mentioned some possibilities with The Eye, and the emphasis on graves, and dead bodies could parallel The End.
Ink5's appearance in this statement is forcing me to consider some things. I maintain that the statement in episode 2 screams “This is The Flesh”, or at least something similar to that Entity, and I believed Ink5 to be connected to The Flesh. But I remember someone also raising the idea that the effects of Ink5 tattoos could vary, which I considered a very likely possibility since Ink5 doesn’t start tattooing until they are inspired by Daria mentioning that they are an artist. Implying that Ink5 was working off of inspiration and what they make and potentially even the effects of the tattoos could vary from person to person. If this is true that could mean Ink5 is more like Smirke and isn’t directly connected to (or loyal to) a single Entity, or Ink5 could be connected to multiple Entities somehow. Maybe the specific tattoo they gave Daria was connected to The Flesh in the same way Smirke’s architecture was connected to the Entities in a way Smirke himself wasn’t always. It’s still very possible that Ink5 somehow is connected to The Flesh but is also capable of interacting with aspects of other Entities somehow.
We cut back to the OIAR office and Sam also notices the topic of tattoos having come up again and asks Alice if there is a way to cross reference cases.
ALICE 
“And? You already know the page to check the scores.”
SAM 
“Yeah… but I just thought it might be worth noting somewhere that they might be linked. There’s this tattooist, and I think they might be”
ALICE 
“What have I told you about thinking?”
SAM 
“Don’t?” 
ALICE 
“That’s right.” Alice sighs.
ALICE 
“(cont.) I don’t think there’s any way to mark cases as connected. They all come in standalone, that’s just how it works.”
Once again Alice’s whole “don’t think about it” vibe. I would argue the whole idea of “ignorance is bliss” and how knowing too much can hurt or scare you often relates to The Eye. I would argue that the OIAR or the computers are probably connected to The Eye, given all the statements and other stuff I mentioned previously, but I’m not saying Alice or Sam are secret Eye Avatars or something. What I'm trying to say is that The Eye likes to prey on certain behaviors, such as curiosity or a desire for answers, and Alice and Sam might have these traits. We know, for example, that Jon and Tim both ended up at the Institute because they were looking for answers about an encounter they had previously. 
Alice sighing and then proceeding to honestly indulge Sam’s question is interesting and I think is another implication that Alice is probably more curious than she lets on. Realistically, she has probably been burned from having a similar mindset to Sam or seeing someone else asking too many questions but she consistently ends up indulging Sam’s curiosity or giving honest answers anyway, instead of simply shutting it down and moving on. There have also been times where Alice is noted as listening to something in the transcripts “despite herself.” Implying that sometimes she can’t help herself or her curiosity gets the better of her.
All the cases being sent in standalone sort of parallels the Institute in TMA and how disorganized the Archives were when Jon was using them (due to Gertrude). Even in TMA the statements would sometimes have recurring characters but they weren’t organized by topic or people involved in the case. The most we tend to get about the organization system of the statements is that it’s usually just sorted by date (which could be confusing if two statements have the same date) and sometimes follow-ups on cases were performed for more info and context. So obtuse organization systems that make it harder to connect various details or events aren’t unusual for TMA.
I also once again have to wonder if Sam is being shown certain events on purpose in order to stoke his curiosity or to get him to do certain things. I find the idea that literally every statement is random to be dubious but that doesn’t mean literally every statement is handpicked. Which makes me wonder, once again, what Sam and co’s jobs are meant to accomplish. Are they just supposed to be “an archive of fear” and witness terrible events or someone someone / something doing anything with the information or statements they are given or categorize?
Gwen enters the room and she seems to be in pretty bad shape since Alice says “Christ on a peddlebike, what happened to you?” and Gwen says “(setting up at her desk) Tube was delayed. Points failure.” Gwen also mentions that she had trouble sleeping, but Alice doesn’t seem to waste any time making fun of Gwen despite Gwen’s sorry state. Alice doesn’t seem to spare Gwen any of the concern she has shown characters like Sam and Colin. Sam tries to get Alice to ease up on Gwen but Alice doesn’t seem to let off the ribbing. Gwen eventually notices the third coffee Alice had gotten for Celia but mistakenly assumes that the third cup of coffee was for her.
GWEN 
“(cont’d) (surprised) Hang on, did you get me a coffee?” 
ALICE 
“Uhh… 
SAM 
��Yeah. You like mocha?” 
GWEN 
“Yes. She takes the coffee carefully.’ 
GWEN 
“Thank you, Alice.’ 
ALICE 
“I… Sure. Whatever. Don’t get used to it. A slightly awkward silence.’
This interaction makes me wonder about some of the aspects of their relationship. Celia bursts into the room and Gwen grills her for being late (despite the irony of Gwen herself running late).
CELIA
“Sorry, sorry! I know, I know – there was an emergency at home I had to I’m sorry I’m late!”
GWEN
“Do you have any idea what the time is?”
ALICE
“I’m sorry, are you joking right now?”
GWEN
“I have responsibilities now, Alice. I need more of an explanation than just a “home emergency”.”
ALICE
“You arrived literally one minute ago!”
GWEN
“And I gave a full explanation for my lateness. Which, I might add, I didn’t actually need to do for a subordinate.’
CELIA
“It’s fine really’
ALICE
“No, it’s not. You don’t owe her anything! In fact, you should take her coffee as reparation.’
CELIA
“One of my radiators sprung a leak and flooded the lounge.’
GWEN
“I see. Well that’s understandable but don’t let’s make a habit of it shall we?”
CELIA
“Of course.’
GWEN
“See, that wasn’t so painful, was it Alice?’
Alice takes a breath for a devastating putdown.
SAM
“Let it go.”
ALICE 
exhales and sips her coffee instead.
GWEN
“Luckily, I don’t think Lena’s noticed, so you should be ok. She’s not as laid back as I am.”
Alice chokes a little.
CELIA
“Good to know.”
GWEN
“Great, well if that’s everything you all really should get to work otherwise you’ll never get out of here. Don’t let me keep you.”
ALICE
“(muttered) I’d like to see you try…”
GWEN
“(already departing) I’ll be in Lena’s office if you need me. She walks off.”
CELIA
“You ok, Alice? It honestly doesn’t bother me.”
ALICE
“I can’t believe she drank your mocha!”
So it kind of seems like Gwen is immediately letting her new promotion go to her head a bit and has already taken the role of a stern boss. However, based on Gwen’s reaction when talking with Lena later and how shaken she is from Mr. Bonzo, it’s very likely that this is Gwen’s way of coping or trying to deal with stress and fear (not that it’s at all healthy). Gwen’s behavior seems to rub Alice the wrong way, especially since it easily comes off as hypocritical since Gwen was also running late. The only difference being that Gwen is now Celia’s superior. This whole situation makes me wonder if any particular person is specifically at fault for Gwen and Alice’s sour relationship. Sure, Alice does come off as extremely mean to Gwen but I wonder if Gwen did something in particular, tried to strong arm Alice, or something else.
Gwen does appreciate the hypothetical gesture of Alice buying her coffee and it’s weird that despite all their bickering Gwen seems to immediately assume that the fact the coffee is for her and from Alice is a likely possibility. I wonder if Gwen has a different view of their relationship or just doesn’t care? In a previous episode Gwen mentions that Alice left “talkers” on to mess with her but I wonder if Alice simply left the statements running so she wouldn’t have to listen to the voices talking and Gwen merely assumed it had to do with her. This could point to the possibility that Gwen has a bad habit of assuming things are about her sometimes or even being a bit self-centered but I’m not sure. It is still possible Alice did in fact leave talkers to mess with her. I wonder if they had a more amicable relationship in the past? I also if Gwen does genuinely think of herself as being more lenient or forgiving than Lena and, by extension, sees herself as tossing Celia a bone.
Gwen leaves the others to their work and goes to talk with Lena. Gwen is clearly upset by her encounter with Mr. Bonzo. Gwen insists that the thing she saw couldn’t have been Mr. Bonzo because Bonzo is just a character played by a guy in a suit. Not to mention that the Mr. Bonzo at Nigel’s house apparently had skin, and appeared both sagging and sweaty. Lena assures Gwen that this was in fact Mr. Bonzo by saying “...He is one of our Externals” and “I’ll grant you that Mr. Bonzo is one of our more… obviously grotesque Externals but I assure he is a valued asset.” This implies that not all the Externals the OIAR works with are as monstrous as Mr. Bonzo. Which could mean that the organization works with various Avatars and Monsters, or at least some of the Monsters they do work with are more humanoid (similar to how the Distortion took on the appearance and personalities of people like Michael and Helen).
GWEN
I thought he was going to kill me!
LENA
“But he didn’t, which means you’ve passed the first part of your probation. Congratulations. Did you scream?”
GWEN
“What? No!”
LENA
“You should. It really helps one cope with the more affronting aspects of the job. And they usually like it.”
GWEN
“What was in that envelope I gave him?”
LENA
“A name and an address.”
GWEN
“But for who?”
LENA
“I’m sure you’ve already worked that out. But just in case you haven’t, keep an eye on the case loads over the next few days. It should become abundantly clear.”
GWEN
“I don’t understand.”
LENA
“Yes, you do.”
GWEN
“But… why?”
LENA
““Why” comes later. For now, it’s best you try to process the “what”. I’ll let you know when I have another liaison assignment for you.”
GWEN
“(defeated) I… Ok.”
Gwen opens the door.
LENA
“Oh, and Gwen?”
GWEN
“Yes?”
LENA
“Get some sleep. You look dreadful. Gwen closes the door.”
So here, Lena outright admits that Gwen could’ve died. Last episode I wondered if Nigel apologized to Gwen in case Gwen ended up hurt or killed. Lena’s comment about screaming confirms once again that the Entities are probably still feeding off of fear. We know from TMA that while a lack of fear can keep you safe, displaying fear only for it to wane overtime can cause the Entities followers or monsters to get bored or unsatisfied and just attack you directly if they know that doing so will make you scared.
The fact that Lena says that Gwen should know who’s address and name was in the letter given to Bonzo makes me wonder. It’s possible Lena knows that Gwen simply checked the letter out of curiosity or came across some statement with clues. It’s also possible that at least some of the statements the OIAR gets are somehow related to the organization’s Externals. Lena even says “I’m sure you’ve already worked that out. But just in case you haven’t, keep an eye on the case loads over the next few days. It should become abundantly clear.” Which could imply that at least some of the statements Gwen and her coworkers (I mean subordinates) sift through could have to do with the OIAR’s externals. Maybe it’s the OIAR’s way of following up on their agents or checking the results of their assignments? Or maybe it’s how the OIAR decides where and when to send their Externals? It could also just be The Eye feeding off of the fear present in statements again (something we know it’s prone to do). It could be that the Externals do their job and The Eye or some other Entity squeezes some extra fear out of what they do by archiving things related to the job. Is the OIAR working with others to try to start another mass ritual, or is it trying to stop possible rituals? Maybe their goal has something to do with some of the alchemical symbols present in TMP (such as the logo)?
Lena comes off as extremely cold in this interaction and it’s clear that Lena’s earlier assessment of Gwen might be right, Gwen is not at all prepared for this and doesn’t exactly know what she’s getting into. But this also makes me wonder what happened to the previous Externals Liaison. Did they die? Did they get promoted / demoted? Are there other Liaisons Gwen hasn’t met yet? If there aren’t who was communicating with things like Mr. Bonzo before Gwen took the position? Was Lena just delivering the letters herself? As always, there’s a lot of questions.
Conclusion
There’s a lot of stuff up in the air but currently whatever is going on with the Externals has grabbed my curiosity the most. Mostly in regards to what they could be doing and why. Is Ink5 an External? Was Mr. Bonzo sent to take care of David to make an opening for Ink5 or was Mr. Bonzo sent somewhere else that will show up in a later statement? Most of the stuff I say are possibilities I’m raising but my current guesses about what’s going on are 1. Smirke’s 14 is still around in some capacity (The Extinction could be too, but there’s no evidence one way or the other for that Entity being around) and these Entities are probably the same ones from TMA (if not they are extraordinarily similar) 2. Celia is probably from the TMA universe or at least has some connection to it 3. The OIAR is probably connected to an Entity like The Eye 4. For whatever reason the OIAR (and potentially other parts of the government) are working with various factions tied to the Entities. Whether they are using these monsters and people to fight more dangerous threats or for some other reason I cannot say. Maybe they are trying to set up a new ritual where all the Entities hold equal power? Or maybe they are actually trying to stop future rituals / threats? Who knows.
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"Peter, I am in love with you" UPDATED with clips from the finale
[transcript start:
Rumi: Well I love all of you. Let's finish our rest.
Peter: Whoa, that's a- okay. That's a lot.
Rumi: And set out tomorrow.
Peter: I- I love you too? No, I don't know, it- I don't-
Charlie and Condi laugh
Grizzly: I hug Peter.
Peter: Aw.
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Peter: Why would he do that? Does he still want to make a deal with us? (whispering) Should we go talk to him?
Rumi: (whispering) Can we sneak away from Thanatos and find him?
Peter: Yeah, what do you wanna talk to him- I mean, sure. Whatever you say… (whispering) bestie.
Rumi: It feels- bestie?
Peter: Bestie.
Rumi: Peter, I am in love with you.
Peter: Is this a dream?
Charlie and Condi laugh
Rumi: No, it's not.
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Charlie: I scout's honoured on it.
Rymir: Okay, so first of all Peter: are you in love with Rumi?
Charlie/Peter laughs
Peter: Um…
Rumi: Now hold on.
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Peter: Rumi, I scout's honoured on it. I don't feel like this is the appropriate time.
Rumi: (clears throat) you don't have to answer the question Peter if you're not ready.
Peter: Yes.
Condi, Grizzly and Charlie laugh
Peter: Yeah, I think so. They're very confusing feelings but I keep having them.
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Peter: Listen you! Alright? You can't just say stuff like that. Especially not about Rumi, you know? They're a really- they're really cool! And you just don't understand them! That's what it is. And I just think… that you should say sorry.
Zienta/Thela: Hm.
Peter: For calling them names.
Zienta/Thela: Perhaps we'll have to test their worth, then.
Rumi: This is why I love you, Peter.
Peter: Hey, love you too!
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Peter: I… I see you. And I love you.
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Elena (/Rumi): Elena. That's what I'd like to be called. It was my mother's name.
Peter: Well… love you Elena. Let's do it.
Elena: I love you, Peter.
/transcript end.]
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“Advice Unmasked: Team Fortress 2”
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Miss Pauling: “Thanks for listening, Spy. I’m sorry if I got a bit melodramatic at the end there.”
Spy: “No problem, ma chère. Remember— these things take time, so just keep aiming to improve yourself.”
Miss Pauling: “Yeah, I… think I can do that.”
Spy: “Good. Now, run along and shoot Scout for me, will you?”
Miss Pauling: “Hah, alright.”
Description: Spy giving his usual high-quality French advice after listening to Miss Pauling vent about work problems.
(Made with a hint of inspiration from the AO3 fic “A Pauling’s Attire” by Lizziefij / elrong, with her wonderful headcanon of Spy and Miss Pauling being somewhat close— specifically stylistically!
Here is the link- go read it when you can. It’s super well-written, professional, and the artwork that goes along with it is just phenomenal!! <3 :
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Started January 28th, 2024 at 1:00AM, Home Finished January 30th, 2024 at 4:45, Home
Art Notes:
This is a gift / apology art for the user @slimsnipes , after them being very kind (and tolerant of my incessant blabber mouth… so sorry about that... 😭) during a stream and helping improve my art skills and motivating me to keep creating!
Please, if you haven’t already, go check them out! They make wonderful art— especially Speeding Bullet-related content!!! >u< — and are just really cool in general, so if you want to be crying in awe for two hours straight (like me…), here’s the person to go to!
As for the artwork, I made it really late at night and really quickly— not because I was rushing but more because I made it during a spontaneous burst of inspiration at 1AM that even my sleepiness couldn't stop. -w-
Probably due to my inability to think straight from the tardy inspo-explosion, I made a mistake when drawing where Spy's ear and jawline ended up being WAYYY closer to his eyes than physically possible. I re-drew it in Markup and covered it up with shading (because I can't be bothered to erase the colouring and rip the paper LOL), and now, aside from the general area and lineart being slightly darker than the rest of his face, you can barely tell there was a change at all!
Plus, it helped improve my colouring a little bit, which was great because that was my initial goal with this drawing in the first place.
This work is not something I'm immensely proud of since there are a lot of flaws with it, like the entire wonky anatomy of Spy, that I feel I could have avoided if I had just made it during the day and... not so randomly... but I'm still going to post it here just to document the experience and take it as a lesson to learn from!
And, again, to reiterate, my standards are pretty low for what I post here-- anything that doesn't look like chicken scratch or scribbles-- because I want to post things that I truly express myself with, so I won't be leaving this one out!
Anyhow, that's about it for this one! Remember to check out slimsnipes and Lizziefij when you can, they are both super talented and they've really shaped the way I create, and I'm sure they'll inspire you too, in the best way possible!
Have a good one, pally~ ^.^
~ Rosain Quivan
Credits: ‘Team Fortress 2’ by Valve, “A Pauling’s Attire” by Lizziefij / elrong, slimsnipes Image source: Rosain Quivan Created by: Rosain Quivan {Cross posted on Amino ( Rosain Quivan )}
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WELCOME HOME TRANSCRIBED: #1 Howdy & Poppy
This is a fan-made transcript of the first Welcome Home secret bug audio clips. I took great care to ensure the dialogue is as ACCURATE as humanly possible. That being said, any visuals or actions taken by the characters are generated through my own creative presumptions. I already have #2 and #3 written out, so I’ll be posting more of these. These are a fun exercise to practice script writing. Plain text version of the transcription is below. Enjoy!
1 - INT. POPPY'S BARN - DAY
POPPY, BIGGEST NEIGHBOUR, CHICKEN AND SWEETHEART, SITS KNITTING IN A HUGE ARMCHAIR AMIDST BALLS OF YARN OF EVERY COLOUR, OCCUPYING EVERY AVAILABLE SURFACE.
POPPY (Mutters to herself in concentration)
Oh, stitch. Dropped a stitch again...
HOWDY, LOCAL MULTI LIMBED CATERPILLAR SHOPKEEPER, ALSO LOCAL PUSHY SALESMAN, IS HEARD APPROACHING POPPY'S HOME.
HOWDY (O.S.)
Delivery here! I've got a deliver here for one Ms. Partridge...
HOWDY APPEARS IN THE HALF OPEN DUTCH DOORS OF POPPY'S HOME, BROWN PAPER WRAPPED PARCEL IN HAND, AND CONTINUES HIS SPIEL.
HOWDY (CONT'D)
Courtesy of Howdy's dependable, door to door to door delivery service!
POPPY (Light surprise)
Oh! Oh my feathers, Howdy! You frightened me.
POPPY SETS DOWN HER KNITTING AND CAREFULLY APPROACHES THE DOOR.
HOWDY
Terribly sorry ma'am. 'Suppose I shoulda knocked?
POPPY
Oh, no, no, that would have frightened me too.
(Nervous laughter before excited OH!)
Oh! Is that my order of yarn? Thank you.
POPPY TAKES THE PARCEL FROM HOWDY AND STOWS IT UNDER HER WING.
HOWDY
It sure is Poppy. Hot off the shelves, just the way ya like'em.
(Notices all the yarn laid about inside)
Boy, looks like you already gotta hoard that'd make a dragon jealous.
Whatcha need even more yarn for? Not that I'll turn down a sale, heh heh.
POPPY GIVES A SOFT LAUGH AT THE JOKE BEFORE SPEAKING.
POPPY (light stuttering)
Oh, I'm just working on some scarves and sweaters and such. I want everyone in the ne- neighbourhood to have something warm to wear in-when, you know, winter comes along. Feels like these changing seasons keep sneaking up on me, heh.
HOWDY
Hah, I hear that, not enough daylight ta get everything done. Course, it helps ta have an extra pair of hands!
HOWDY CRACKS UP AT HIS OWN JOKE AND POPPY AWKWARDLY JOINS IN SHORTLY AFTER.
HOWDY (CONT 'D)
'Seems like you know that already, though. I can see you've recruited an extra pair of your own today.
HOWDY GESTURES OVER TO THE PUPPET SHAPED YARN PILE SAT ON A POUFFE BY THE ARMCHAIR. A PAIR OF YELLOW HANDS STICK OUT, PINK YARN NEATLY COILED BETWEEN THEM. THE STRING RUNS FROM THE HANDS TO POPPYS CURRENT KNITTING PROJECT.
POPPY (Referring to the yarn pile)
Oh, heh heh, yes. Thank you again for your help dear. And thank goodness for it, I was worried I was going to get all tangled up with all these colours of yarn.
HOWDY (In serious agreement with POPPYs joke)
Hmmm, I can see why, it's a real risk.
A MOMENT OF QUIET BEFORE POPPY TURNS BACK AND RESPONDS, SURPRISED AND NERVOUS.
POPPY
It- it is?
HOWDY
Well, sure. But lucky for you, I think I might have something ta help.
HOWDY REACHES INTO HIS APRON POCKET AND PULLS OUT A METAL DEVICE WITH A FLOURISH, IT'S ARMS SPINNING WITH A RATTLE, REMINISCENT OF A SNAKE.
HOWDY (CONT' D)
BEHOLD!
POPPY GIVES OUT A VERY FRIGHTENED, CHICKEN-LIKE SQUAWK! BEFORE STICKING HER HEAD UNDER HER WING IN FEAR.
HOWDY (Continues over a few more squawks)
N- no, no, nothing to fear here. What you're looking at is a bon-a-feeday yarn spinner. Perfect for keeping all your extra neatly spooled up.
HOWDY TURNS THE CRANK ON THE SPINNER TO DEMONSTRATE AS HE SAYS THE LAST PART, THE MECHANISM RATTLES AGAIN.
HOWDY (CONT 'D)
Safe. Effective. And...No pesky batteries or electricity to fret over.
POPPY PEEKS OUT FROM HER WINGS BEFORE TAKING HER FULL HEAD OUT SHEEPISHLY.
POPPY (voice shaking)
Well, oh, well, that-t does sound helpful, doesn't it?
HOWDY CUTS IN BEFORE SHE FINISHES HER RHETORICAL QUESTION.
HOWDY
Sure does! Here, heh heh, tell ya what, today only, as an extra special deal for an extra special customer, you can give'er a whirl, no strings attached. Well, no strings but yarn that is. Hah ha!
POPPY STARTS TO INTERRUPT HIM AT "BUT YARN THAT IS" AND CONTINUES TO TRY. SOMEHOW HOWDY GOT POPPY TO TAKE THE DEVICE FROM HIM.
HOWDY (Talking over POPPY)
Well, I've already overstayed my welcome. Got a whole shipment back at the shop I've gotta sign for.
POPPY
Oh, t-t ah- heh eh heh. Ehhhh, buuu-... oohh but - *exhales*, *inhales*, welllll, alright then. Oh.
HOWDY
I'll check in on you and your new wonder device next time I bring you an order Poppy. ‘Til then.
HOWDY DISAPPEARS FROM THE DUTCH DOOR WITH A TWO HANDED WAVE. POPPY STANDS IN HER ENTRYWAY, PARCEL UNDER WING, AND BEGINS TO INSPECT THE YARN SPINNER.
POPPY
Oh, I don't know how to work these things but- well he was so insistent it'd be helpful, do you think you can help me figure this thing out WallE€*YY??
End Scene
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DISCLAIMERS BEFORE YOU PROCEED!
This is a DELAYED character review. I know what’s going to happen to them in s2. I’m saying this as to say that I’m fully aware of the dramatic irony of some of these character reviews 😭 also this is a transcript from an audio I sent to my friends when I actually finished S1 so I’m sorry if some bits don’t make sense. I’ve edited a bit but not entirely.
TWD CHARACTER REVIEWS - SEASON 1
Rick Grimes: 10/10. He is an amazing person, he’s an even more amazing father. He's selfless, kind, gentle, understanding, caring, protective, loving, brave and so much more. The relationship that he has with people around him is so nice to watch. Him owning up to things immediately without knowing how people react is such a nice characteristic about him that I really hope he doesn't lose. He’s just— ugh I love him. I can’t wait to see how his character progresses and how his relationships change.
Lori Grimes: 9/10. She's an amazing mother. She's an amazing wife. She is a good person who is trying her best. So many people hate on Lori Grimes because she ‘cheated’ with Shane. He was a rebound. If I was in her situation I would do the same. You get told that your husband is dead during the apocalypse, which means he’s DEAD, never coming back, and you’re forced to live in the woods with your only son who only looking up to you in this moment. It is such a devastating situation to be in. You’re mourning and grieving while trying to keep your only son safe in this horrible horrible world and the next best thing to your husband, the closest thing your him, walks up to you to give you comfort, protection and security. Of course she would turn to him. Of course she would sleep with him. I would do the same thing. And the guilt on her face, you know she regrets it so much. She's so kind and sweet and protective. I know it's not gonna be for very long unfortunately but from what we have with Lori Grimes I cannot wait to see her progression in the show a character, as a mother, and as a wife.
Carl Grimes: 10/10. I'm pretty sure I teared up a bit when I first saw him on screen because he's just so little he's just a baby it's just a little baby boy he is so small. My maternal instincts kicked in fucking immediately when I saw him on screen. He's just a little kid and this is what I love about Carl Grimes. He is accurate representation of what happens of what would happen if you put a child in the apocalypse and then them having to go through puberty during the apocalypse. I am so fucking excited to see his character progression. I cannot wait for him to be sassy. I love him mwah.
Shane Walsh: -10/10. I know we need characters like him in these types of media, and I know that he was an important part of the plot, and I KNOW that he is a well written character, but I hate him so much. The only time I want him on screen is when he’s dying. The only time I want to see him open is mouth is when he’s screaming in agony. I hate him. Disgusting filth.
Daryl Dixon: 8/10. He's a very very funny character with a lot of baggage but he’s so loving and caring, just in his own ways. You can really tell that he wants to protect everyone there and that his act is just an act because he can’t admit to loving anyone. He’s a complex character and I like it a lot. Also, the way that people treat him in this season is so horrible. You come back after hunting for the group of people that you have decided you were going to look after and you see this guy rock up and he says “yeah your brother? yeah I left him for dead after I locked him up to a metal pipe on the top of a roof in the sweltering heat surrounded by zombies LOL. I'm Rick Grimes by the way” and people get upset with him getting angry at that? Then, people are saying you shouldn’t go and find him because no one likes him. And then you go after him anyways BECAUSE HES YOUR BROTHER and you find his SEVERED HAND instead. And then you come back and your camp gets attacked by walkers and one of your camp mates get bit, and when you say you should kill him to prevent any pain or suffering, people call you crazy and weird. WTF! Wtaf. Daryl is getting so much hate from them like what. Anyways I love Daryl, I can’t wait to see how his character develops and how his relationships change, and how he adapts to the new environments and people (because we all know what he’s like).
Glenn Rhee: 9/10. Glenn is an amazing guy. He's funny, a bit stupid and has some great lines as well. He's very smart, very valuable and his humanity and compassion is what really makes me love him. He saw a random stranger surrounded by zombies and instead of doing what he was supposed to do he took time out of his mission time out of that situation to save him. What could've very much gotten him killed to help the stranger. And then the stranger comes back and makes him do something that he really doesn't want to do (covering yourself in blood and guts and gore and walking through a street of zombies which could very much kill you in a second is not something he wants to do) but he does it anyways because he does it for the people that he cares about. Then he comes back to camp and the whole ambush happens and they're about to burn one of the camp members bodies and he yells at them and he says “we don't burn our people we bury them”. That line made me so so emotional and it means so much to me that they added that in because it is such an emotional and beautiful line for me. It honestly really highlights him as a character and the humanity and compassion he carries even after everything. I really loved him again. I can't wait to see his character progression, I can't wait to see how his relationships progress as well and how his skills are able to be used in the long run.
Dale: 8/10. I really love him. He’s a great guy doing his very best to try and teach and help the group. He is the word of wisdom, he is the one you look to for guidance. I absolutely adore him. Although, dragging Andrea out of suicide was not great, didn’t like that. Can’t wait to see how he’ll help the group in the future.
Andrea: 6/10. She is a little bit annoying, but she seems quite smart. I don't like how she treats certain people though. Like, I can't explain it but the way she goes about some things just urk me really bad. I think she has a lot of room for improvement, but right now she's okay. I want to see what she can bring to the table though.
Carol: 9/10. BAD ASS BITCH. She is amazing and funny and trying her best. I cannot wait to see her healing process and how her relationships change and how her skills develop. I love her.
T-DOG: 7/10. He's cool, I like him a lot. You can tell that he's trying his best and he has a nice voice. I think he can do a lot of good for the group in the later seasons as we can see that he's already helped quite a bit. Also, his loving and caring nature is really nice to see. Merle called him a racial slur and threatened to hurt him and still he went back to chain the door shut so he could have a chance to survive. He's super cool.
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[The video begins with the camera swinging around wildly, while the pounding footsteps going up steps. The footsteps then continue down a carpeted hallway until reaching apartment number 1020. The person recorder starts knocking rapidly, eager to get inside.]
[Person recording identified as Madeline.]
[A voice responds to the knocking from inside, sounding tired, and slightly annoyed.]
?: Give me a second! Jesus!
[Voice identified: Edgar.]
[The knocking begins to get louder, faster, and harder.]
[Edgar reaches the door and flings it open, exasperated.]
E: What?
[He steps out fully from behind the door, revealing a black peasant-style dress with long, puffy cuffed sleeves. The dress ends just above knee height with a lace finish, revealing thigh garters holding up long black socks. He also has black 5 inch platforms on. His face has a small amount of make-up applied, dark lipstick and sharp eyeliner stand out the most to the camera, and less visible, but still making a difference, mascara. He stares at Madeline.]
[Madeline screams in delight after edgar opens the door.]
M: OH. MY GOD. THEY WEREN’T LYING.
[The camera moves around edgar, getting a closer look at some of the outfits parts.]
M: You never told me you were.. uhm Fruity?
E: I’m not, I just find dressing like this fun. Is that a crime?
M: So, You’re a drag queen?
E: No? I mean, I probably could be, but I don’t really want anything to do with performing right now.
M:Okay buddy, keep lying to yourself! ..Also are you wearing platforms.
E: Yep! I told you I’d catch up!
M: Take them off you COWARD..
E: Mmm. That’s a no from me, sorry!
M: You just can’t live with me being taller than you!!
E: Ha! I can, it’s just really funny to wear huge platforms.
M: Yeahh.. Sure!.. Tootally..
E: So… did you come here just to see if the anons were lying, or did you want something?
M: WELL, I wanted to see your outfit, also I wanted to teach your non-cooking ass to cook.
E: Oh– hm. I guess it wouldn’t hurt to learn a thing or two. Considering I literally don’t know how to properly boil water.
M:YOU SET IT ON FIRE.
[Edgar laughs awkwardly.]
E: Haha… Uh, yeah.
M:How did you even DO that?? Did you somehow figure out magic??
E: I guess I’m just… REALLY bad at cooking. The 4 people there don’t even know how I managed to do it.
[Madeline sighs.]
M: I guess uh.. I'll show you how to make like some eggs? I don’t really know what you tried to make back then, and I don’t think you should try again now.
E: Er, I was trying to make soup. From a packet.
M: SOUP?? Oh nah. There is NO hope for you.
[He laughs, then steps back from the door.]
E: If you really meant it about teaching me how to cook, you can come in.
M: I’ll see if you’re even teachable. I guess.
[Madeline walks through the door into the apartment, going straight towards edgar’s pantry.]
M:Why do you have like. Three seasonings.
E: I’m on a budget.
M: I-Okay. I guess this’ll work for now.
[She then gets out salt and pepper, sitting them on the counter. She then goes to the fridge and pulls out two eggs from the carton.]
M: Uh, Ok. So. First you’re going to want to like, oil the pan? Do you have like spray oil or vegetable oil or like..
E: I… I should? I don’t really know where it would be, but I’m pretty sure I have that.
[Madeline sets the camera down onto the counter, leaning it upwards towards the stove. She then leaves to search the kitchen for any sort of oil to coat the pan. She then finds a bottle of spray oil, and walks back over to the kitchen, shaking, and handing over the oil to edgar.]
M: First off, you need to spray a small coat of oil onto the pan.
E: Alright, should be easy enough.
[Edgar tries to spray the oil onto the pan, except instead of the pan, the oil sprays directly into his eye, having held it the wrong way. He yelps, and drops the canister.]
M: ..HOW. Did you mess that up.
[Madeline sighs and picks up the canister, spraying the pan the correct way.]
M: THAT is how you spray it.
E: Thanks, Madeline. I, uh. I really don’t know how I fucked that up.
[Madeline grabs the egg, and hesitates before handing it to edgar.]
M: Now..You crack. The egg. CAREFULLY.
E: Normally I would be a little offended at you explaining this to me like I’m 5, but I feel like this is probably the best course of action, based on my cooking abilities.
M: I don’t understand how you could possibly mess this up bro. If you do there is NO hope for you.
[Edgar cracks the egg into the pan, fortunately not messing up one of the most crucial parts of the process.]
[Madeline sighs in relief, until realizing. The fire wasn’t on the entire time. She quickly turns it onto low-medium heat as the egg starts to crackle while cooking.]
M: Do you own..a spatula?
E: I should, yeah. I’ll go look for it.
[As Edgar turns around, something brown and very furry can be seen clinging to his back. He opens a few drawers before turning back around, holding a spatula up like a quest item.]
E: Found it!
[Madeline mutters under her breath.]
M: Thank god.
M: Now, uhm you’re gonna like check under the egg to see if it’s cooked?
[He nods, then walks back over to the stove and does exactly as Madeline had said.]
M: If it’s cooked pretty much on the bottom, go ahead and flip it.
E: Alright, will do.
[Edgar squints at the pan, and flips the egg over after a few seconds.]
[Madeline sighs in relief, silently celebrating from edgar being able to actually cook a “meal.”]
M: Congratulations!! You cooked your first, and probably last, uh. Meal!..?
E: The hell do you mean ‘last’? Are you going to shoot me or something?
M: NO I'M NOT GOING TO SHOOT YOU. I just mean you suck ass at cooking and you shouldn’t do it ever again!
[His shoulders lower, it was almost like he genuinely thought Madeline was about to pull a gun on him. At that moment, the squirrel from earlier climbs up onto his right shoulder.]
M: OH MY GOD ISTHATASQUIRREL.
[Madeline quickly backs up tripping over multiple things, before hiding behind the counter]
E: Wh– Acorn? You’re afraid of Acorn? The squirrel that Adam adopted? Seriously?
M: SHUT YOUR MOUTH NOW. YES I AM SCARED OF IT.
[He starts to laugh, after a few seconds, he begins leaning on his knees for support.]
M: STOP. YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BULLY TO ME RIGHT NOW.
[Edgar attempts to respond, but he keeps cutting himself off by laughing.]
M: THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING KIND!! WOW..
[After a few minutes, Edgar finally is able to respond.]
E: You’re seriously afraid of squirrels?
M: I AM AFRAID OF ALL. RODENTS. SO YES. I AM AFRAID OF SQUIRRELS.
E: Damn, I’d never have imagined that you of all people would be afraid of these little guys! I mean, you can sit on top of buildings in the rain, but you hide behind my kitchen counter at the sight of a tiny ass rodent?
M: THEY ATTACKED ME ONCE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, NEVER GETTING NEAR ONE AGAIN.
E: You suuuuure? He’s very friendly!
[He takes Acorn off his shoulder and holds him out towards Madeline.]
[Madeline scrambles from her hiding spot, running away from Edgar until she’s cornered.]
E: He won’t bite you, I promise.
M: CEASE THIS BULLYING IMMEDIATELY!!
E: Hey, remember that one time in the mall when you kept squeaking your shoes near areas I was in, just to piss me off?
M: I don’t know what you’re talking about! Totally!!
E: Mhm, sure. Totally.
[He holds the squirrel out again.]
[Madeline eventually surrenders her struggles against edgar.]
M: FINE. I WILL TOUCH THE FUCKING SQUIRREL.
[Acorn sits very politely in Edgars hands as Madeline quickly taps him on the head . Upon realizing Acorn was not a threat, Madeline starts to pet the tiny squirrel.]
E: See? He’s not going to attack you.
M: Finee. You were right.
M: Well, I should probably get going, after you just tried to MURDER ME!!
E: Alright, sounds good, Madeline. See you later.
M: Bye bye!! I’ll be back only for Acorn probably!
[Madeline shuffles out of the corner she was hiding in, grabbing her phone and ending the recording.]
[Transcript End.]
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Dear Vocalist Momochi Translation — @ NI・GA・TE
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disclaimer: this is 90% AI-generated transcription and translation, some things might be inaccurate or awkward.
this is a bonus drama that came with the xtreme cd !
「Dear❤Vocalist Xtreme」 Tower Record Drama CD 「プライベート・ヴォーカリスト NI・GA・TE♥」 エントリーNo.5 モモチ CV.豊永利行
Ahh, that was close. We made it in time somehow.
Hey, you. When we get to the studio, someone might try to talk to you, but just ignore them, okay?
Got it?
I'm telling you, if you have any unnecessary conversations with the members or staff, you'll regret it later-
Tsk. Ah?! A-Ah…
Er, everyone!
Sorry for being late!
We were killing time at the cafe and she suddenly started feeling sick! Ahaha…
Yeah, but it looks like she's okay now! Right~?
Oh, mhm. Today's just a photo shoot for a magazine, so I wasn't planning on bringing her along…
Ah, this one here! She’s a big fan of the photographer who will be in charge of today's shoot!
She said she really wanted to come and watch, so I brought her along.
I'll make sure she doesn’t get in anyone's way... is that okay?
Thank you!
Y-Yeah.
It seems that way. The photographer is world-famous, right?
I'm really excited to have someone like that take my picture! I might even ask for their autograph on the way out, aha ha ha…
Ah, they've already called the car around. But we'll take a taxi there.
If her condition worsens again during the trip there, I don't want to inconvenience everyone, ehe.
No, it’s really fine. Don’t worry, we’re totally okay!
I know where the studio is, so don't worry and go ahead.
Yeah, see you later then!
sigh…Don’t just come out of nowhere and suddenly talk to me like that, tsk.
Look, we're going too. We’ll catch a taxi over there, so come with me.
[02:26]
Then, I have to go have makeup and stuff done now.
Hah? You’re excited?
You're not really planning on watching the shoot, are you~?
That's not allowed, you know. I'll be distracted if you're there.
So… I was thinking I would have you stay in a special place until it's over, hehe.
Of course. It’s here.
You can tell by looking, right? It's the cleaning supply closet.
It's a little narrow but if it’s just you, you should be able to squeeze in there, right?
I'll tell the other members you went home because you weren't feeling well or something, so don't come out of here until I say it's okay.
Got it?
Okay, hurry up and get in then.
Phew, that's good.
Alright, let's do our best for the shoot~
[03:50]
Eh, is that so? Then, is the pose like this for the next one?
I'm so happy to be praised by such a famous photographer!
Uh? What’s that thing you were talking about?
Ehh, techniques to bring out my best traits?
I wonder what it is. I'm excited.
Huh, what is that? A bucket?
W-wait a minute, techniques mean like - is this - huh - wait -
?!
Are you still gonna pour it on me?!
koff koff
…I-Is that so? That's good, if it's as you envisioned…ahahaha…
Ugh, this damn photographer, I want to hit him right now…!!
[5:20]
sigh What the hell was that photoshoot just now?
You can't just suddenly throw buckets of water on me over and over, can you?!
At least tell me beforehand!
Enough. I'm never doing this magazine again.
[5:38]
Yeah, that's true. I haven't even removed my makeup yet, so it might take a little longer.
Everyone else finished, right?
Then you can go home first. Thanks for your hard work.
Eh? You're waiting for me?
Why?
We're going out for drinks…all of us?
O-Oh, mhm. She left earlier.
Eh? Huh? Wait...
No, it's not about reserving seats or anything like that.
I never said I was going.
[06:40]
Late.
What are you doing?
I said to answer within 3 rings, didn’t I?
I'll hold it against you later.
By the way, you're still in the storage room from earlier, right?
Yeah.
Then come out of there right now and come to a store called Kararia on the second floor of the building, next to the studio.
It's a shitty closet, so even if it's locked, you can open it from the inside, right?
LINE (text) me when you’re in front of the store.
Come within 10 minutes.
See you!
[07:39]
Tsk, they’re still not here.
…Eh?
No no, I'm not talking about the drinks, forget I said anything!
*phone vibrates*
Uh - Huh? I wonder what's wrong with her…?!
Well... she made it home but she seems to be feeling really sick. Maybe I should take her to the hospital.
That’s right. I'm worried about her, so is it okay if I go home first?
I know we were just having fun here, sorry!
[08:34]
Ahh, I’m tired.
Come on, you too. Let's go home quickly.
And by the way, you're way too late.
I said to come within 10 minutes, what happened?
I wanted to go home as fast as possible.
Anyways…
When we get back, you'll be punished for eeeverything at once.
So be ready for it.
Got it~?
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Will o’ the Wisp - Ch. 5 (Umbrella Academy WIP)
Author’s Note: Still chipping away at this one, I have sooooo much written but there are missing scenes that I end up having to dig through clips, transcripts, and even gif sets, to sort out dialog. So I'm sorry that it takes so long. Also from now on I'm just going to use Viktor. Some pronouns might be wrong, because I'm still sorting through everything, but I'm trying. I have rewritten the first four chapters with hopefully correct pronouns. You can find that here and in the series masterlist. Not that there is really any mention of Viktor in this chapter oddly enough. It's Man on the Moon plot points, so it's looking for Five & Klaus, while Luther & Diego argue. So that's fun. Enjoy. Unbeta'd as always.
Minors DNI
So as it goes, Y/N = your name. Y/N/N = your nickname.  Reader pronouns She/Her.
Tag Requests are Open just message me.
Primary Pairing: Diego Hargreeves x Female!Reader (Slow Burn)
Series/TUA Masterlist
Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 6
Word count: 3k+
Content Warning: Death, Blood, drinking, drunk behavior, vomiting, knives, arguing, sibling rivalry, guilt, cussing/swearing, canon typical neglect, manipulation, violence, angst, anger.
Chapter 5: Tough Talk and Touchy Subjects
“Like I said, Master Luther,” Pogo tells Luther as they look around Five’s room. “Number Five hasn't lived in this room since he was a boy.”
“Yeah, I know, but we need to warn him,” Luther explains. “He doesn't even know we were attacked. He doesn't know they're looking for him - he doesn't know -”
“What are you doing here?” Diego asks.
 “Uh,” Luther starts. “Do you know about Mom?”
“Well, It looks like you got what you wanted,” Diego states. “One way or another, right?"
"Wanna tell me what you're doing here?” Luther shifts the topic.
“Looking for Five,” Diego answers.
“Let me guess," Luther continues. "You're gonna save the day.”
“It's what I do," Diego responds. “Asshole.”
“Really?” Luther counters. “Last I checked, you mopped floors.”
“And what do you do? Sit on the moon for four years, waiting for orders?”
Diego is not buying it.“Keep on being a loyal soldier after everything our father did to you.”
“What? You mean save my life?” Luther inquires.
“No, I mean…turn you into a monster.”
“Can’t hide it anymore, champ.”
Luther punches the armoire.  
Pogo shakes his head.
“He had a difficult decision to make, and he made it.”
“Grow up, Luther, we’re not 13 anymore.”
“That’s what leaders do, by the way.”
“He sent you on that mission all alone. Almost got you killed.”
“Yeah, well, at least he was there. Where were you? You and everyone else in this family? You walked out.”
“And thank Christ that I did, or I would have ended up just like you.” 
“Let me ask you a question.” Diego starts. “When you watch one of these nature shows-”
“Diego, please,” Pogo tries.
“Does it turn you on?” Diego finishes his question.
“So what? Is he just an animal to you, too now, Diego, huh?” Luther gestures to Pogo. 
“Don't.”
“Enough! This house was attacked,” Pogo chastises them. “We barely got out with our lives.
And Grace, she wasn't so lucky. Your brother is missing, and this is how you rise to the occasion? Take your nonsense elsewhere. Now.”
“Sorry, Pogo.”
“Yeah, sorry, Pogo.”
"Diego took it too far again?" Y/N asks Pogo when she sees him following her brothers out of Five’s room.
"I am afraid so. Called Master Luther a Monster. Said some dreadful things."
“Do I need to babysit them?” 
“Probably,” he admits.
“I'll make sure they don't kill each other,” she sighs. "Apparently, the one thing they agree on is that I am fragile."
"You are injured, Miss Y/N."
"I will try not to undo your handy work. Luther can do the heavy lifting, and Diego never lets me do anything anyway. I'll behave." 
“Where’re you going?” She asks Luther as she sees him heading out.
He seems to weigh his options. “Looking for Five.”
“You know I can do that easier than anyone else here,” she states.
“Then come on,” he says.
“Good, because I was already going to follow you guys anyway.”
“Then why ask?” 
“Because it’s less rude, duh.” She shakes her head but smiles. “Lead the way, big guy.”
They meet up with Diego.
“This is it.” 
“He's still here.”
“This is Five's van.” 
She tries not to laugh as they both try to go through the van at the same time and get in each other’s way.
“You know it would go faster if you just let me-” she starts.
“No,” both her number one and number two brother say in unison. 
“But-”
“No!” they say again. 
She sulks or at least seems to, as she goes to the other side of the van and leans against it. She pulls the hood of her jacket up and checks to ensure they aren’t paying attention to her. They were too busy both trying to be in control of what was happening. She leans her forehead against the side of the van, so they are less likely to notice her eyes glowing. She sends out a few Wisps to search for her brothers. She finds it odd that she doesn’t find either Five or Klaus initially but doesn’t get to finish her search.
“Seriously?” Diego shakes her good arm, drawing her focus back to herself, and the glow leaves her irises. “We have a lead.”
“Where? I can check it-”
“No, you’re already pushing it as is.”
“I’m fine,” she tells him. 
“Are you?” Diego asks, skepticism clear in his tone.
She shakes her head and changes the topic. "Are we good or…"
He sighs but nods. "Stitches?" he nods at the arm, knowing there is a freshly wrapped wound under her jacket and bandages.
She considered lying. Pogo had helped her when things had calmed down. But if he found out she was lying, Diego would not be happy. “Just a couple,” she admits. “It mainly needed to be cleaned and covered. Stings a bit, but you know how it is. It’s not that bad."
"If you say so," he shrugs. He doesn’t believe her. But he has hope that she’d tell him if it was too much to handle on her own.
"Though Luther did come to check on me since he missed your whole blow-up, and Allison must have filled him in." She nods towards where their brute of a brother is just out of earshot. 
"You two having heart-to-hearts now?"
She laughed. "Maybe, any good I did, you probably undid. A monster? Really? I worked so hard to convince him he isn't a freak. You are lucky. You look like just a crazy dude with a knife kink.”
“Screw you,” he hisses, venom clear in his tone. 
She grins but continues to make her point. “You don't have to live with people constantly looking at you like a freak. If he is a monster, so is the Wisp. So am I. Because I make everyone uncomfortable. People avoid being anywhere near me. Luther and I are what Reginald Hargreeves made us into. We don't have the choice to not be anything else. So take your attitude and shove where the sun don’t shine, pendejo. This is why Pogo agreed you two needed a babysitter."
"We do not. And admit it, this is just how you are. You hover. Sometimes spy. It’s one of the many consistent things about you. That and you broadcast your emotions. Not always a bad thing. Always helpful to have a glaringly obvious tell so I know when I've pushed one too many buttons, but you'd be shit a poker. You couldn't bluff if you tried." 
"Gee, thanks for such a sweet compliment, brother of mine," She couldn't help but laugh. 
"It’s a positive in my book, never have to worry about you lying to me. You always give it to me straight. No bullshit. And you've never pulled your punches anyway. And that's something I've always admired."
"Aww, I kind of like this new Diego, or at least this new to me, still a bit grumpy, but adorable, Diego. Go on, tell me I'm pretty now or that-" He rolls his eyes at her comment but doesn't miss the way the glow of the Wisp warmed ever so slightly at his words. He'd take that for a win. They didn't have many of those these days. 
He shakes his head. "You had to ruin it, you couldn't just let me not be an asshole or a jerk like you always point out."
"I should get shot more often if it gets you guys to be nice," she says.
"Don't even joke," he glares at her. "That's not even remotely funny." 
"Awww, you do care," she grins and nudges his shoulder with her good one.
"Never said I didn't," he states.
"I know," she agrees. 
“We going or what?” Luther shouts at them. 
They follow the lead and end up at the library.
She resists the urge to roll her eyes as her brothers, who usually argue, both take up essentially mirroring stances to keep her shielded behind them. 
"Guys, it's just a library," she points out.
"The past few days, a donut shop, a department store, and our home have all been shot up," Diego states.
"And you got shot at one of those," Luther points out.
"Not taking any chances," Diego tells her. 
"Exactly," Luther agrees.
"I don't know if it is fascinating or infuriating that the two of you agree, and of course, it has to be about my safety," she grumbles. “Which isn’t even in jeopardy right now.”
“Yet,” Diego adds.
"Was bound to happen someday," Luther shrugs.
"Can I just-"
"How often do I have to say no?" Diego says. She looks at Luther, and he shakes his head. It isn't long before the two brothers start arguing. She doesn't stop them because it means they aren't focusing on her.
“You wanna know why I left?” Diego asks Luther. Y/N looked back and forth between her brothers. She remembers they had argued in Five's room. Pogo had stopped it. She figures this had been building all day and, despite being in public, it was probably best to just let them sort it out as she searched the building with her powers. If they got physical. She’d intervene as best she could, but the last thing she wanted to do was accidentally destroy or burn down a library. 
“What? What are you talking about?” Luther is unsure. 
“Why I left the Academy,” Diego clarifies.
“Yeah, ‘cause you couldn’t handle me being Number One,” Luther answers.
“No. Because that’s what you do when you’re 17,” Diego says like it is the most obvious thing in the world. And she thinks it might be for most people. Unfortunately, they aren’t most people. Diego continues, “You move out, become your own person, grow up.”
“Oh yeah. You’re a real grown-up,” Luther quips. 
Y/N snorts a laugh at that but covers it as a cough. 
“At least I make my own decisions.”
“You’ve never had to hold down a job, pay bills. Even Y/N does that, and she glows like a bug zapper.”
“Rude,” she grumbles but shuts up as soon as Diego makes his next point.
“You ever even been with a girl?” Diego asks Luther. “Look, you wanna blame me, blame us for leaving…that’s okay. But maybe you’re asking yourself the wrong question. Maybe it’s not about why we left. Maybe it’s about why you stayed.”
“I stayed because the world needed me,” Luther states.
“You stayed because you couldn’t let go of the way things used to be. The Academy. Dad. With Allison.”
She sighs as the orbs search. Ignoring the shocked looks the lights get from patrons. 
“Dad’s dead. Mom too, now. We’re orphans again, dude." Diego hasn't stopped. "And things are never gonna go back the way they used to be.”
“Do you ever stop talking?” Luther asks. 
She clears her throat. “You two done?” She glares at them as her eyes clear and her glow returns. “Two things, one, I found him. Two, for the record, I left because I refused to constantly spy on everyone after they left. You were right, Luther. It violated everyone’s privacy. I didn't like leaving, but I had to. I couldn’t do it anymore.” She walked off in the direction the orbs had found Five. Trusting them to follow. She ignores the people she knows are talking about them. She rounds the corner and gestures to where Five is passed out in a corner.
“Is he…um…” Luther starts.
“Drunk as a skunk,” Diego grins.
“And here I thought we agreed he wasn’t supposed to do stupid things without me,” she sighs as she gets closer to Five to check on him. “This at least seems more fun than being stuck with you two.”
“Rude. And you make that deal with everyone nowadays,” Diego points out.
“Yeah, well, it seemed necessary. We need to get him out of here because someone was going to call security when I was searching. So let's get going.” She starts to gather up the things around Five. Trusting Luther to do the heavy lifting.
She goes ahead of them and ends up apologizing to the staff. She even uses the dead parents card and assures them it won't happen again. They get away without having the cops called.
“Well, we can't go back to the house. It's not secure,” Luther explains when she catches up with them. “Those psychopaths could come back at any moment.”
“My place is closer,” Diego says. “No one will look for him there.”
Y/N winces as Five belches and holds his stuff tighter to her chest.
“If you vomit on me-” Luther starts to threaten. 
“You know what's funny?”
“What’s funny, Five?” she asks.
“Aah! I'm going through puberty." 
"Not sure funny is the right word," she considers as he continues.
“Twice. And I,” Five chuckles. “I drank that whole bottle, didn't I?” 
"Mhmm." She adds, keeping pace beside Luther.
“That's what you do when the world you love goes bye-bye.”
“Poof, it's gone.”
“I know you’ve been through more than any of us could imagine, but we need to talk to you about something. Something important,” she tries to lead the conversation to what they really need to talk about.”
Her more direct sibling adds, “Two masked intruders attacked the Academy last night. They came looking for you.”
“And they shot Y/N,” Diego, of course, bluntly states, causing her to cringe. “So I need you to focus. What do they want?”
“Hazel and Cha-Cha,” Five states.
“Who?” 
“You know, I hate code names.”
“Of course, I get shot by dumbasses with names like Hazel and Cha-Cha,” she mumbles.
“Ah, the best of the best. Except for me, of course.”
“I like to think you wouldn’t shoot me,” she adds.
“Focus, Luz,” Diego says. 
“The best of what?”
“You know, Delores always said she hated when I drink. You should've made me a Shirley - “Hey!” Diego really tries to get him to focus.
“Hm? Yeah?”
She rolls her eyes and uses the Wisp to try to get his attention. She’d learned a long time ago most inebriated individuals tend to love the lights and colors. Or she’d make him puke. That was also a possibility.   
“Five, hey, listen to me. I need you to focus, okay?” She says, a bit more gentle with her request than her brother.
“What do this Hazel and Cha-Cha want?” 
“We just wanna protect you,” Diego tells him.
“Protect me. I don't need your protection, Diego. Do you have any idea how many people I've killed?"
"No," Diego answers. 
"I'm the Four frickin' Horsemen," Five states. "The apocalypse is coming.”
She moves the Wisp away quickly as Five vomits. 
Luther puts a passed-out Five down on Diego’s bed. Diego sets the mannequin, Delores, as they had gleaned, down on a chair.
“Funny. If I didn’t know he was such a prick,” Diego says. “I’d say he looks almost adorable in his sleep.”
“Well, don’t worry. He’ll sober up eventually,” Luther states. “Be back to his normal, unpleasant self.” 
“Yeah, I can't wait that long,” Diego says. “I need to find out what his connection is with these lunatics before someone else dies.”
“All that stuff he was saying before,” he says. She looks up when she hears thumping overhead. “What do you think he meant by that?” Then they hear footsteps. Al opens the door.
Al says. “You throw another one of those goddamn knives at me. I'm pressin' charges.”
“What do you want, Al?” Diego asks.
“I ain't your secretary,” Al states.
“Yeah,” Diego acknowledges. 
“Some lady called for you, said she needs your help,” Al tells him.
“What lady?”
“I dunno.” Al says. “Some, uh, detective.”
Even Y/N is getting frustrated by now. 
“I think she said her name was, uh, Blotch or somethin',” Al adds.
“Patch? She needs my help.” Diego goes up to see the note Al had.
“She needs you to meet her at that motel, a dump on Calhoun.” 
Y/N is already moving towards the door, half a plan forming since she already has a location. 
“When?” Diego asks. 
“About half an hour ago,” Al continues. “Uh, said she found your brother.”
“Well, that didn't make sense.”
“Klaus,” the siblings all say. 
She sends the Wisp on ahead. 
“Go,” Luther starts.
“Already on it,” she says as she goes to follow Diego. She catches the door before it can slam shut.
“I’ll wait here with…” Luther continues more to himself than anyone else. “Him.” He pats Delores on the head.
The full form of the Wisp hovered over the horrific scene in the motel room. Detective Patch was on the floor in pool of her own blood. She was too still. Too far gone. The Wisp searches the room at near-light speed. Klaus was nowhere to be found. 
She shifted her focus to following Diego up to the room. 
“Diego, wait!” she starts, hoping to at least warn him about what he is about to see, but he ignores her and rushes into the room. He goes to try and help Patch, but she was already gone. He loses his composure and gets angry. 
“I’m sorry, Diego,” she says. To give him a moment to come to terms with Patch dying, she switches to the Wisp to check the area for Klaus. She doesn’t find him but finds that the police are well on their way.
“We have to go, Diego,” she says as she pulls some of herself back to her body, using the Wisp to monitor how close they are. “Cops will be here any minute.”
She isn’t sure he hears her as he looks around the room. Diego finds a receipt for the same donut shop that was attacked a few nights before.
“Diego,” she tugs his arm. He doesn’t fight her as she pulls him out the door. He lets her guide them out of there as the police get closer. He knows she can see more than he can as she uses the Wisp to find the best route. Once out of danger, she drops his arm and looks at him. He might not seem like it, but she knows he’s hurting. She knows his stoic demeanor is masking his grief and his anger.
“I’m not going to ask if you’re okay,” she starts.
“I’m fine,” he grits out.
“You’re not, but that’s understandable,” she corrects. She can tell he is gearing up for a fight by the way his shoulders tense. She sighs. If she tries to get him to talk, he’ll fight her. So she does the only thing she can think of that might help him. She hugs him. He freezes.
“I’m sorry we didn’t get there soon enough. I…I should have used the Wisp sooner. I could have bought her some extra time. I could have-”
“Don’t-” he hisses but doesn’t pull away. He actually accepts the hug. 
“Okay,” she relents. She doesn’t want to fight him, not after what he just went through. She stays there as long as he needs. “I’m sorry.”
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Transcription of Dr. Death Defying Radio Show, Special Holiday version, 14th February, 2019.
Couple: Party Poison/Dr. Benzedrine
[static]
Show Pony: …Oh, are we on? Hello, my favourite people of all people! I am your most beloved and requested host, Show Pony! Today is the 14th of February, you guessed it, it’s Valentine's Day! The advice of the day is to fucking tell that one joy that you are pastel for them, because personally, I think pastel is a cool word.
Now, last year, we brought on some Cherri Cola poetry actions and a special love song from our dearie Mad Gear. He played a wonderful melody dedicated to Missile Kid, who was, funnily enough, in the next room. I saw that you guys definitely enjoyed the special guests, so I figured, why don’t we have more this year? After all, it would be so boring to hear my lovely voice rambling all day, right?
So, without further a-do-a-dee, let’s welcome our new people. For privacy purpose, we are going to use nicknames so there’s no point finding them, folks, you better get rid of the idea!
Murder Wizard: Hi, I’m Murder Wizard.
Nosebleed: I’m Nosebleed.
Show Pony: Okay, let’s make this straight, you guys are a couple, yeah?
Murder Wizard: Pony, that is not the definition of straight. But yes, we are.
Show Pony: Wonderful! Happy Valentine! So, any plans for the day?
Nosebleed: Considering the fact that you knocked on our door at an unholy hour in the morning to drag us here, no, not really.
Murder Wizard: Sorry, he didn’t get enough sleep last night. We were busy-
Nosebleed: I dare you to finish that sentence.
Murder Wizard: …Alright.
Show Pony: Boys, boys, calm down. I know that this is my fault. To make up for it, how about we play a fun little game and I’ll let you guys go?
Murder Wizard: Sure.
Show Pony: Cool! The game is simple. I had some questions regarding love sent in from some killjoys out there who need advice, and you will have to answer them.
Nosebleed: You know that I should be the last person to ask for love advice, right?
Show Pony: I mean you got yourself this crash queen right here as proof that you got something up your sleeve, no?
Nosebleed: I think it’s because Murder Wizard is kinda fucked in the head.
Murder Wizard: Hey!
Show Pony: Let’s see… the first question is from a gentleman called Fusion Heatstroke. ‘Hello, Show Pony and whoever the guests are. I’m in a situation where I made a really bad first impression with this motor baby and I want to change that. Any advice?’.
Murder Wizard: That’s an easy fix. Just show ‘em that you’re better than what you showed. Like meeting them a lot, being nice and so on!
Nosebleed: You weren’t particularly nice to me.
Show Pony: What is your first impression of the other?
Murder Wizard: This guy is no fun.
Nosebleed: You still say that all the time, though?
Murder Wizard: Never admitted that I was wrong.
Show Pony: What about you, Nosebleed?
Nosebleed: Fucking annoying son of a bitch.
[someone yelled]
[static]
Show Pony: Please leave the fight after the show. Okay, let’s move on. This next question is from… oh, a familiar name, Tommy! What an honor! ‘Not really a question, but I want to get someone away from their crew from time to time, and I need a list of excuses ASAP. Whoever Show Pony brings on must be able to answer this, right?’
Murder Wizard: I take this as a challenge. Fixing a broken down vehicle, needing a helping hand at your store, you name it. It’s actually pretty easy, and my advice to you is to ask them privately before letting the crew know, ‘cause like, if the other person already agreed then what’s the point in stopping them, you know?
Show Pony: You seem experienced, Murder.
Nosebleed: You never had to do that with me. I’m wondering, where does this come from?
Murder Wizard: No! I saw… uh, that blond friend of yours using those shits to get my blond particle of the group away all the time!
Nosebleed: Fair enough.
Show Pony: Then what does Murder do to get your attention, Nosebleed?
Nosebleed: They are like, constantly invading my home and personal space. It never changes. I’m just better at enduring them.
Murder Wizard: I love you, too.
Show Pony: Leave that to the pillow talk and let’s move on to our final question so I can let you two disgusting creatures go-
Murder Wizard: Oh yeah? And who begged us to fill in because you were left hanging by a certain other couple?
Show Pony: This is from someone who would like to remain anonymous. Thank you for joining in! ‘How do I tell them that I am pastel for them? I don’t think just one sentence is enough, and a whole speech sounds kinda cringe to me.’
Nosebleed: Murder is good with speeches, I can give them that.
Murder Wizard: I am!
Nosebleed: Anyway, the point is that you get your feelings across, I believe, and do what you feel like it’s best. Other than that I don’t know what to tell you.
Murder Wizard: Getting philosophical, are we?
Nosebleed: At least I’m being helpful.
Show Pony: Since Murder is good at doing a speech, how about you declare your love to Nosebleed right here, right now? You have 10 seconds to prepare if you want.
Murder Wizard: I don’t need that crap. Ahem.
I love you to the moon and back, and then another 10 rounds around Zone 7. I would take down Battery City, sell my car, or even cut off my own arms and legs if they mean you will give me just a smile. I swear under the Witch and Destroya or whatever God is looking down at us that my love for you is undying, even if we’re dusted and gone. My love will bleed into the air you breathe, and it’s so much that you will breathe the same air in your next life walking this Earth.
[silent]
Show Pony: Wow, you don’t even stop to breathe.
Murder Wizard: Thanks.
Show Pony: Nosebleed?
Murder Wizard: Nosebleed, what are you- Get off me! We’re in the studio- Hmph!
Show Pony: Ew! Get a room, you two!
[something crashed]
[static]
Show Pony: Well, I guess that will be the end of today’s special Valentine show. I hope you find it fun, yeah, fun. Anyways, thank you for tuning in! I will see you next time!
[radio signal stopped]
[silent]
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i'm not sure if you noticed, but the transcripts for "Haunted Truck in Salem, MA" and "Forgive Red Line, Part 2" are both absent, i believe... also, the transcript for this week's episode and last week's mini-episode haven't been published yet. i'm curious if it takes a while to make them sometimes? or if it's a matter of sometimes forgetting to put them on the official website. no offense meant, just wanted to ask. thanks!
The first two must have been lost when we updated the website - sorry about that. We'll work on getting them up ASAP.
The latest two will be posted shortly. They do take some time and we're knee-deep in production right now so we're not getting to them as quickly as we would like. Our goal is to have them up when the episode releases, but we've been struggling lately. Part of this is the number of mini-episodes we're doing. We're essentially releasing an episode every week so we're falling a bit behind, but they should be up shortly. They're both finished, it's just a matter of getting them on the website.
Thanks!
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7/29/2023 DAB Chronological Transcription
Isaiah 49 - 53
Yeah.It is.Mommy.I need it.In the headphones.You know, I sing a song together. Yeah. OK What's up?I don't know.That was a good song. Let's sing it.You were seeing it, Yeah.Bye.OK.You want to say Welcome to the Daily Audio Bible Chronological.The mom Handy, and it's very close.You want to read the Bible?Yeah, yeah.
Well, welcome to the Daily Audio Bible Chronological. I'm China and my little one Reagan is joining me here in the studio today and she is enamored with the headphones and the microphone and just loves all of that. And so I just thought, how fun would this be to get you Record a little bit of her sweet little voice. So she's here with me today and I'm excited to have her here. Be lots of pausing and stopping and maybe even some things that I don't edit out, but she's here with me. And this is real life. This is mom life. So getting to read the word of the Lord with both my girls today. And if you don't know, I'm pregnant with our second daughter. But we have a few more months until she's here. Anyways, we're back in the book of Isaiah. I know you missed it so much. We are slowly but surely making our way through it. We are in the book of OR. Sorry, we're in chapters 49 through 53 and we are finishing off this week with the New International Version.
Commentary
today we get into the prophecy of Jesus. And I just think about People reading this for the first time and being probably so confused or so enamored and trying to study this, trying to figure it out, thinking, who is it like, who's the Messiah? Like, who's this person that's coming? He's going to suffer like, OK, who, who's this going to be, you know, and that kind of Sets you on. It's almost like when you're told, hey, there's a surprise coming for you and so you're like, I need to overanalyze everything now so that I can try to figure this out if you're like me. And so I wonder if That's what like there was like this excitement That was stirring in people mixed with this like I want to understand it. I don't want to miss it. So confused by this prophecy I or just like these these words that are coming from Isaiah. I'm, I'm interested in this and you know it's fascinating is actually I was just in a Bible study where we were reading in Acts Chapter 7, We were talking about, Phillip who you know we're not there, so bear with me. But he's sent by an Angel of the Lord to go down the road, I think from Jerusalem to Damascus. So like, not really any clear like, hey, mile marker this or anything just on this road, Um, once you do, there's going to be a man who is. I don't even know how much detail. I can't remember how much detail the Angel gives him. But he goes and he finds this Ethiopian treasurer. And doesn't have a name who is struggling to read. He's in his chariot, traveling along and Phillip just stands outside of the chariot listening and he approaches them and he's like, hey, like.When are you reading? Do you understand it? And he's like, how can I like? I don't.I don't understand this at all and it made me laugh because I was like We all are. We all get this like we all are in the same boat together, OK? Mr. Ethiopian Treasurer. And so Philip explains it to him Because they're living on the other side of Jesus. Jesus has already been entered back into heaven after he has died, and then he understands it. He's like, what's going to stand in the way of me getting baptized? And Phillips like, OK, great, yeah, let's go get baptized And so he baptizes him. They continue on their way. And was actually so funny is Phillip gets like transfigured by the Lord and gets put in a different town. He doesn't go to Ethiopia with this man. But the reason why I bring all this up is because I will. I just read this in Acts, and this was the.It was. It was a portion We're talks about like Is a lamb being led like to slaughter, and he's trying to figure this out. And Jesus has already come. Jesus has already died this death. He's already been through the trials, He's already been through the crucifixion, and so he's still having trouble understanding this, you know? Because he hadn't heard of Jesus yet and so from this he plays a great role. I I don't think that it's the Bible that says. I think there's something else that We ended up talking about that.You're like. From his understanding, because of Phillips obedience because of The Angel telling him, hey, go here. There's a a great church built out of Ethiopia. Again, I don't think that's in the Bible thing that is written down in some other place. But anyways, that was so cool to get to read that today, knowing that will read that later this fall. But yeah, so we read the The Prophecy of Jesus and his coming. And man, it gets me so excited to read the gospel in in a few months.
Prayer
But Lord, I just thank you that you gave us glimpses of who your son is and what was going to come and let people be excited and have a understanding or a glimpse Or maybe they weren't excited, Maybe they didn't have an understanding.If there was no glimpse and it was all confusion. But ultimately, God, I thank you that your word is so fascinating. It's not boring. It's so enthralling and so captivating. Or we can lean in and say, wow, there was this prophecy all these years before Jesus even came, and it was fulfilled every single thing. And because we're on the other side of this, because we believe in the gospel, we believe exactly that Jesus is who he says that he is and that these things happened. We get to read in your word beforehand that this was being revealed, and so I thank you God that you care for us enough to share Your heart with us and to share things that are coming into fruition. And so I thank you for it. And your name we pray, Amen.
Outro
That is all for this week. It has been so great to get to read the word of the Lord to you and with you And Always a pleasure. So this is where I leave you. You ready? Ready. You're ready.Hello, Maybe House. You wanna go to Mimi's House? Can you tell everybody you say hi, Reagan?Everything you say I love, you say. I'll see you next week. And we'll be waiting for you here next week. 
Community Prayer Line
Hi, DABC Family. This is your one beloved daughter on here and It is Sunday, July. Oh, not Sunday. I'm sorry. Saturday, July 22nd and I have a big prayer request if you guys would join me. I wrecked my car Couple years ago my parents got me this car, a guy that flips them for $5000. And if you aren't from Ohio, we had the Ohio State Fair and on the opposite side of the fence of the fairs where this guy's business is and it was going on at the time that we got that. So it's about like end of July. Again August when they had the fair. So anyway in October rather getting lagar. I wrecked it really, really bad and it was messed up pretty bad, but it was not totaled and it cost Not quite as much as the car originally did when we got it for $5000, but it costs a lot of money. Well today I done wrecked it again. Again the front tire was blown, the wheels bit the running board part. This is on. The car is broken off.Here's Bella Bear. I took out one posts on the side of the road and.Now when the guy got the car to the shop, he says that they might regulate A tyrant or broke the whole axle. So please pray that it doesn't cost much. It's not total. Thank you. My parents take care of this. Thank you.
Hi, this is Pure Heart from Tennessee and I wanted to pray for under construction. But first I want to say Girl never apologized for coming to the Lord for your needs and your desires. He's our father and he wants his children to come to him for guidance, comfort and instructions.Then he's given us spiritual siblings.To help bear those burdens and undergird us In prayer for one another.  Father God, I pray for under constructions broken heart to be mended. That you would strengthen her spiritually as she seeks your face Mentally and physically, Father God strengthen her body. Lord, I pray for a husband that he would line up as a guy that leader in their home. There whatever things that are going on Be laid at the cross and buried.And Father God, you can make all things new because you are the God of restoration and new life. Lord, I'm believing that this difficult time in that marriage Would be a testimony of how Good You are a Father God and and how you can cause even dead bones to live again. We've heard it several times already in this community and Lord, we just thank you in advance for all that you're going to do. And all that you're doing in the spiritual realm and for the speedy manifestation of that Umm, Thing that you're doing in the mighty name of Jesus, Lord, we thank you and we give you praise.  Bless you under construction. You'll breakthrough is on the way.
Hey guys, this is Susan from South Carolina. I'm an educator and I head back to work on Monday with the kids following on July the 31st. I would ask that you please join me in prayer for our schools and our children as we start a new school year. Lord God, just let this school year two you help us be as teachers, father and administrators and custodians and lunch ladies. Help us be what these children need. Bless them, bless their families and bless our journey together. In his name we pray. Amen.
Hi DABC it says redeem daughter from Florida. I just wanted to thank so much. Thank you chastity for praying for me. God, I didn't even know. Like, you know, you come on here and you guys pray and you're dealing and you're going through different things yourself. The loss of a family member. I am so sorry.And I will be praying for you and I just thank you so much for Roxanne and she prayed for me and.She's been divorced since She's been through the same stuff. And for his mighty tortoise, I love that name because you are mighty, more mighty sometimes like God, but we sometimes are. We progress a little slower sometimes, and I feel that way a lot. I love that name. I didn't even know that you were sick.And at home. And so I just want to lift all three of you up and thank you, But I want to also lift everybody up on this podcast who prays for everybody. It's just really nice though, when you hear your name and one of your sisters or brothers praying for you on this podcast.I thank you so, so much and I think Jill and China and.Brian and Ezekiel and everyone for having this ministry.Umm.Once again, I just felt so encouraged by all your words and your prayers. Father God, I just pray for chastity, for the grief to subside. And I know that was a daily thing, but would be with her. Wrap your arms around her for Roxanne who was leading the single life.Now I'm fine with that too. Pretty much. I I know what you mean. We got God as our husbands now, and that's fine. But sometimes, yes, it does get lonely. And especially from his mighty tours. Lord, heal her in every way that you possibly can. In Jesus, we love you. I love you.Hi, my name is Risa. I'm calling from Florida. I'm calling to have prayers for my nephew. His name is AJ. He's only 14 years old and he has a father and his father's ex-girlfriend accusing this poor 14 year old of molesting his five year old.Half sister and there is animosity between the father and the X. And the X is taking it out on this poor 14 year old boy saying her five year old daughter told her all these things and already the police have served AJ with papers and he's so fearful of going to jail.And because that's all his father is telling him, that you're gonna go to jail, you're gonna go to jail. And AJ is an A student and athlete and very, very good boy. And this five year old girl has already changed her story two to three times. And on the papers that he was served was not the story that they had said. So I'm just.Asking please pray for my poor nephew because he is distraught. He had sobbing in his mother's eye arms telling her that he didn't even want to live. I mean, it's not right that this woman can do this to this poor boy just because she's trying to get back at the guy's father. So please.Please pray for AJ Thank you very much and I hear all your prayers that you put out there. I pray for each and every one of them when I hear so I'm grateful and I'm thankful.I love y'all and Jesus loves you. Thank you.Hi Daily Audio Bible. See this is Scott Campbell from Olean, NY Could you please pray for little man in Nash Chicago hospital. He is not too too good and he needs a lot of prayer and and also.Pray for my brother's traveling mercies as he's flying out to Chicago to see him and be with and pray for Tiara and hope that she had does.Uh, for her son's little man and.Uh, he's in Chicago Hospital.Please pray for this. Scott Campbell from Olean, NY saying Please pray.And touch little man so he can go home. And thank you for everybody at Daily Audio Bible CD. 
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