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buckttommy · 2 years
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jackkkkk i miss ryan post ur fave unseen / undervalued ryan piccys
I'm going to be so normal about him OKAY. we're going to start at the bottom and work our way up. coming in strong with
#10. college boyfriend on a 2am flight back to massachusetts for the holidays ryan. honestly the graininess of this picture really Sells it for me you know? it's Cozy it's Nostalgic, i want to steal his hoodie even though it smells like airport and stale laundry detergent
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#9. "one of my frat bros is getting married and this is his bachelor party" ryan. he looks so put together but i know he's white girl wasted somewhere underneath those glassy eyes. i love this picture it's so natural and sloppy but in a classy way. kissing it on the mouth. 8/10
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#8. mixtape ryan ft. aisha hinds. need i say more? also yeah i do need to say more, this was a look and y'all need to put some respect on this outfit PEER EE OD.
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"7. "local californian experiences snow" ryan. like yeah he's probably seen snow before but also? ?? not immune to how little he looks all bundled up. might be crying about it who knows not you guys ok moving on
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#6. smoker ryan. yes yes we all know smoking is bad but consider this: he is hot and i am attracted to him. next !
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#5. little league coach ryan. honestly idek if he IS a little league coach but he looks like he COULD be a dad named nathan (nate for short) who just got off work early from a 9-5 electricity job bc tonight is his 8yo son danny's first little league game and he's more excited about the game than his kid so they get there early and he runs batting drills with him and reminds him to keep his elbow up when he swings. it's disgusting. i want to smear the absolute normie vibes of this picture directly on my eyeballs and then eat it. 11/10 also look at his little folded hands 🥺 i've been slain like a dragon
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#4. painter ryan 😭 GUYSSS LOOK AT HIM 😭😭😭 he's so 🥺 and then he 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭 and the bob ross shirt 😭😭🥺 and he literally !!!! like ???? 😭😭😭😭 paint your little pictures you funky little art man i would d*e for you 😭😭🥺🥺 194738/10
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#3. girl dad ryan. to be completely normal about this i literally Cannot look at this photo without wanting to cry and throw up he's so ADORING oh my god like !!!! god !!!!!!!!!! FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUCK !!!!!!!100000000000000/10
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#2. boyfriend ryan. a recent fave but it deserves the title i mean just LOOK at him !!! the eye contact ????? hello??????? also please keep in mind this is NOT the same boyfriend ryan as number 10 ok this man has Elevated he's glowed up he's working a mid-level corporate job in New York City bringing home 60k a year and he still gives you his full attention when you visit your parents during thanksgiving. also he absolutely SLAYS the pussy
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#1. his pretty brown eyes 🥺🥺🥺🥺 the softness of his gaze 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 he looks so gentle and kind i just !!! 🥺🥺🥺 i would trust this man with my drink for real no cap. infinity/10
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sirsheoth · 7 months
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I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache
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koshercosplay · 6 months
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it's time for my yearly chanukah merchandise ratings! how are there always so many to choose from. as always, this year is a doozy and I am as bitter as ever lmao
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this was quite literally labeled "hanukkah cone tree." gee I wonder which winter holiday is The One With The Trees. surely it's the jewish one with all the fire. let's make it blue and white just in case. 4/10 there is no excuse for this
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why are the chairs so far apart. why is there nobody there. why are there so many grapes. what even are those green things. why is there soup. will the mysteries never cease. 7/10 purely because it's pretty
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I for one welcome our jewish alien cousins. not sure what this has to do with chanukah but I want to hear about jewish life on mars so 8/10 friends come in out of the cold and have a latke with me
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the more I looked at this, the worse it got. there's a literal christmas tree and tinsel but oh it's got blue lights so it's fine. and as we all know, children regularly hold fully lit candle menorahs with mittens while going door to door during a snowstorm. I guess who are we to stifle a child's latent desire for arson. 5/10 somebody save that poor dying kitten
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this poor magen dovid is being forcefully converted to christianity and we need to help it. quick somebody put this on a sufganiyot stack. 4/10 we all know the intended target audience isn't interfaith families okay
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do I even have to say it. please just. just stop. get One (1) Jew to weigh on your hanukkah products, I beg you. -392928373/10 walmart owes me a personal apology for making me see this with my own two eyeballs
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I spent a full five minutes staring at this shirt desperately trying to make it make sense. I shouldn't have bothered. it's worse than the hebrew could ever be. 2/10 amposzu zusach mezchamal to you too
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congratulations, once again you wrote gibberish. this says nothing. it's not chanukah, it's not happy holidays, it's nothing. the letters on the dreidel are an ACRONYM people! there's an order! 3/10 it's antisemitic that this has over 4,000 sales (thank you @quartzfox for sending this to me. now you all have to see it too.)
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now these are CUTE. and the dreidel letters are in the correct order too, which is unfortunately impressive. 10/10 no notes, it has cats, would wear
(previous years 1, 2, 3)
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meanbossart · 13 days
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Uh, date night?
[Full up on the patreon]
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patovpran · 3 months
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#pretty boy
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a couple scribbles i cleaned up. also i think i like drawing him in varying states of distress
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peanuttoffee · 10 days
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that scene but it's young Obi-Wan falling instead of Anakin
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abisalli · 3 months
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some panel redraws with young just us
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mienar · 10 months
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good morning bakery 🍞🥖
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pupcha · 2 months
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guess who 😈
and I have this art with beta—
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I also have a lot of sketches that I hope to finish in the near future (don't pay attention to the fact that there're a lot of Howdy here....)
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(hum)beta!Wally (eechy pspsps 🫴)
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I don't know what else to show you, so I'll show you (the old ones) art for my mutual :]
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Margo for @//thelone-copper ; (I don't know his name 😔🥄🥄🥄) for @//dxkjf
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imwritesometimes · 2 months
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tumblr - april 1st, 2024
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royalarchivist · 1 year
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Wilbur: Yeah, I'm- I'm- I'm glad that I've actually done something right, Phil. Normally- normally on SMPs I'm- I'm always a bit of a- you know, a bit of a- a bit of a- a bit of a um, what's the word... uh... what's the word for like a-
Phil: Homosexual?
Wilbur: NO????
Bonus:
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callisteios · 2 years
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i made a uquiz to figure out which greek god you share vibes with
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moxyphinx · 8 months
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THE WHEEL OF TIME | Moiraine & Siuan
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lesbomaticlove · 7 months
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don't sneak up on me like that, shitty bastard...
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bartimaeus · 13 days
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And I longed for your kiss for a million years
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The story of the Ineffable Husbands is not that different from that of a stalactite and a stalagmite finally finding each other.
My friend @lunaramoonlight and I just visited a cave in Spain and she said stalactite and stalagmite have the slowest of the slow burns, only kissing after thousands and thousands of years... and I was like OMG THAT'S SO GOOD OMENS CODED! So I simply had to draw them like this.
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