The Hungry King's Deals
Danny was hungry. You'd think that after becoming Ghost King he wouldn't need to eat as much, due to him spending so much time in his ghost form between boring meetings, and drinking his ectoplasm (per Frostbite's orders) but it turned out the opposite.
Danny was very very hungry, no matter how full he was there was always an empty hole in his stomach. The change to his human form left him weak. Jazz said it was a good thing that he was "expressing his needs" or something, but he thought it was absurd.
Unfortunately he couldn't bring food from the human world to the Realms (rather, he couldn't leave the Realms and the ghosts didn't understand his need for food) so he sulked with his ecto cookies.
When a guy in his 20s summoned him (it was a matter of luck, since Danny changed the ritual for a much simpler one) and asked to revive his brother in exchange for a jar of cookies he considered it a fair deal. The cookies were delicious, and even though it would get him in trouble with the council, he didn't really care.
The problem was when the same guy summoned him to get his friend out of the "Speedforce" (pretty good sandwich) and "get his dad out of the void" or something similar (the bread was delicious).
Returning from the third summons, his hunger sated, Danny faced the annoyed looks of the council (Frostbite's look of disappointment was lethal).
And yes, maybe he was taking advantage of his powers excessively, ignoring his domain and many etceteras, but he was hungry! Dick Grayson was just an excellent negotiator.
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well guess what i am not immune to miguel propaganda
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I understand that in Pathologic 2 they got rid of the letters system because of other ways of receiving information (the flock, the mindmap, messengers, etc.), but I wish they introduced mobile phones, so I — as Haruspex — could receive Bachelor's gay letters :(
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OH I’m a hack and a fraud and I forgot to jump on this, Ahem, BOTW/ZELDA ANON!!
You should check out @turbofanatic ‘s work rn if you haven’t seen it already! Buncha neat Zelda stuff goin on lately :]
Now the Zelda you’re most likely to see out of Me is if I can ever play twilight Princess unmirrored again, or if I finally get annoyed enough looking at endgame midna
I do have one fanart though, check this shit out
Really, what could I ever do to top this
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I adore this one by catchingcozysnz
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