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EMERGENCE! A Kel’Dor Pouching Story
It’s happening! It’s happening!
Sim is the creator of a blog ABOUT Kel’ Dors, for NON- Kel’ Dors. He harvests raw video materials from all over the place, however he can - and tonight, guess what’s up for discussion? That’s right.
Pouching is an extremely guarded and private rite in the life of a Kel’ Dor family. It’s also the most painful part of the childbearing experience for a female. She is extremely slight in the midsection to start with, AND that tiny space needs to (A) push two melon sized eggs through tiny extrusions in the abdominal wall into her pouches and (B) open the pouch pockets on the exterior of her abdomen so the amniotic fluid can drain. Mum is in pain, the puppy pads she’s been sleeping on for a week are drenched, and her protective maternal hormones are in overdrive. THIS is not a welcome intrusion, to put it mildly.
Male Kel’ Dors are raised knowing full well that a female in this state is NOT to be trifled with. Just... hold her hand. That is all... (Sim’s maternal GGmother sent her mate to the Emerg. for sixty eight stitches during a pouching event, once upon a time).
And for Force’s sake, keep the kids OUT.
Not sure what happened here. I DO know what Sim’s next life lesson will be though.
(Sim’s blog gig (for Dor”shan/about Kel’ Dors) was inspired by an initiative taken on by the Helsinki city government in the 2000′s... Get talented kids to be the ambassadors for the city, and the local culture. Sim’s skills with public speaking, Graphic Arts and Design and Video Editing got him the job).
Enjoy!
#star wars fanart#star wars fanfiction#kel dor headcanon#Star Wars Dorin#Dor'Shan star wars#kel dor are just the coolest!#Sim is a little shit
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for a girl whose never built anything from scratch before i'd call this a triumph
#it's safe to say i won't be building ever again. this was painful.#4 houses and a little pub with 2 apartments upstairs#it is fully unfurnished but that is a task too immense for me to tackle right now#and the sides are very bare.. i'll fix that#so excited to play gahhh#i have until the 16th to finish all of my assignments but after that it'll be sims sims sims#do ye have any recommendations on anti-virus software?#i've been using mcafee but it's the most god awful program know to man#the only annoying pop-up ads i get are from mcafee itself#trying to get me to sign up for shit and buy better plans#would appreciate recommendations thank you 🙏
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Happy Eclipse day, everybody!
#smiling critters#dogday#poppy playtime#toon logic au#catnap#poppy playtime 3#everyone is has auch sweet art of these two and then there's my desire to make CatNap a little shit#i am so torn because I want their relationship to both be super sweet and also like a divorced couple all at once#bg is a screenshot from the sims too. should probably mentor that
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Couldn't be me | Next
#ts4#indya#black simblr#just gonna put a nice little bow on the goings on in Tomarang#and wait for the slander#lmfao#anyway#I'm concerned about some pixelfolk back in San Sequoia so....#y'all stay tuned#and come back Sunday maybe Saturday? shit idk#ts4 story#sims 4 story#simblr#ch24
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they’re watching their boyfriends sword fight with a pointer and a violin bow (respectively)
#tma#the magnus archives#sherlock bbc#sherlock holmes#john watson#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#the teaholding#such silly little shits
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◁ || ▷ now playing
Alex: twizzlers or red vines?
Kai: Neither, anyone that likes either shouldn’t be trusted
Alex: i didn’t realize you have such a vendetta towards a piece of candy / fear me o mighty twizzler
Kai: So I’m guessing you just outed yourself as a licorice fan? EWW!
Alex: WHAT no
Kai: EWWWW
Dan: Kai! Over here.
Kai: Hi poopy.
Dan: Dude, what did I say about calling me that?
Frances: [ giggles ] Aww that’s cute.
Dan: Don’t encourage him. Also, aren’t you supposed to be in class or some shit?
Kai: Well, I was going to study at our library but they found a raccoon so they shut down most of the area.
Frances: You should really think about transferring.
Kai: With what scholarship? I’m surprised Dan was able to get one.
Dan: Hey!
Kai: Aren’t you on like academic probation or something?
Frances: Yeah, I’m curious as well. You submitted the essay, right…?
Dan: I paid some kid to write it for me.
Frances: Dan! Are you serious?!
Dan: No! The fuck? What kind of money do you think I have?
Kai: Wow, hilarious.
Dan: Bitch…
Frances: So…? Back to the important matter!
Dan: Yes! Alright, I did it.
Frances: Yay!
Dan: It took the will of god and several adderalls.
Frances: Dude, you can’t say that shit out loud.
Dan: At a college pub?? I think I absolutely can.
Frances: Ohmygod.
Kai: I think she’s having a stroke. Lovely, you killed our friend.
Dan: She’ll be fine. The slight eye twitch is normal.
#alex-a#heh#also i love the banter between kai and dan he's such a little shit#i just realized they're sister signs too#tessellate#sims 4 story#show us your story#gif warning
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#i hate how the only options are 1 day or 1 week.#don’t just vote for your blorbo vote who you think would kick ass the most#I know little to nothing abt Homestuck btw#i do know Egbert can just fucking retcon shit tho ???#which was the main Well Ok argument#however jonathan sims is the fucking antichrist#and john doe is a fragment of an eldritch god of madness#so.#have fun#malevolent podcast#malevolent#john doe#john doe malevolent#john malevolent#homestuck#john egbert#john egbert homestuck#john homestuck#jonathan sims#jon sims#tma#the magnus archives
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Did y'all know there's a whole-ass Sun and Moon Dating Sim available for free rn on itch.io??
#sunnydrop#moondrop#holy shit!!#gonna play the Shit out of this asap#sfw#it's free but if you have any spare change#you should def tip the maker#the amount of work that goes into making games is so underappreciated#even fun silly little dating sims like this#god does this make my secret wish to make a security breach dating sim just act up So Bad
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"no one tells me what to do."
(the meddler - day 8 of @windbrook's cas challenge)
#tw blood#windbrookslashed#ts4#ts4 cas#ts4 simblr#simblr#show us your sims#simblreen#simblreen 2023#ignore the lame quote i couldn't find anything#his name is sammy and he's a little rebellious shit who is too curious for his own good
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"HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRRR!!!! "
M: "BLANKET FORT, matching PJs, Classic movies, sweets, and my Brooding grizzly bear are all I need to welcome the new year!"
#I missed them so i decided to do a little thing of what are they up to on new years eve.#and out of all of my couples these two would be the ones to stay in.#honestly maddi would be down for whatever but Rafa is very hermitty and she has dragged him to a lot of shit already#she was being a good girlfriend XD#happy new years from maddi and rafa#ts4#ts4 simblr#the tribe#my sims#ts4 screenshots#oc: maddi#oc: Rafa (fl0pera)
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Give my wife the baby | Next
#ts4#black simblr#indya#oh no#oh shit#how did they start arguing?#I thought they were gonna talk#but shout out to the homie Jay for getting to the root of the problem here#tell your little friends we don't do unwanted opinions#I don't know#I love my girl but she bogus#ts4 story#sims 4 story#simblr#ch21
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Yesterday I listened to s1, ep33 of The Magnus Archives and it’s the first time I hear Tim and I just have to say how dare he talk to the defiantly sleep deprived archivist like that. The little shit picking on the fact that he mixed up a couple of numbers, so what if he did sometimes that just happens
Please tell me that at some point I’ll start to like Tim because at the moment I would gladly slap him in the face if I had the chance
In other news please ignore the back of Tim’s head in this drawing I’m pretty sure this is the first time that I’ve actually ever drawn the back of someone’s head who has short hair. if anyone has any tips on how to draw the back of someone’s head I will gladly listen <3
#jonathan sims#the magnus institute#the magnus pod#the magnus archives#fanart#tim stoker#magpod#the Magnus archives fanart#tma podcast#tma fanart#Tim stoker you little shit#Jonathan sims fanart#tim stoker fanart#Rusty quil#My art#Tma
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YOOO I FOUND THE EPISODE WITH THHE “I was exploring the caves and I got lost.” -Jon Sims
FUNNIEST URGENT THING IVE EVER HEARD LMAO
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vacationing + shenanigans
#ts4#sims 4#sims 4 gameplay#ts4 gameplay#comfort save#mekhi finally got that Chestnut Ridge vacation he’s been begging 4 so bad🙄#he was being such a little shit but NOW that he rides a horse it’s all smiles I Know What You Are
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adrien and rua take amaya to meet rua's side of the family! rua's nephew, broderick, makes his introductions too!
#ts4#ts4 gameplay#sims 4 gameplay#postcard legacy challenge#let it be known broderick's name was randomly generated#rua holding ama while he talks to his brother and dad 😞🫶🏽 so cute#adrien showing loren baby pictures and bragging about how smart she is 😤 “you wouldn’t believe how quick my ama learned to sit up”#both adrien and rua don’t cuss now that they have a kid. adrien never really cussed maybe he’d say fuck or shit but that’s rlly it#but you know who does cuss? ru’s brother makani. it’s a normal amount but to people who don’t cuss it’s like ‼️#and it’s rubbed off on isabella (the toddler) whose new thing is cussing#that’s why she’s sitting on the couch pensively while adrien reads to her after getting in trouble 😭#i’m so geeked rn bc i’m far enough in this legacy for my sims to have cousins !!! little amaya is gonna grow up alongside her cousins !!#imagine the sleepovers and the holidays 🥺 the closest cousin i have near my age is 3 years younger than me and we didn’t grow up near each#i rlly wanted them to adopt an older child (bc i don’t wanna play newborn-toddler stage 🧍🏽) maybe i’ll have them do that when ama’s a child#idk i’ll flip a coin to help me decide#sim: adrien herrera#sim: rua kamealoha#sim: amaya kamealoha#postcard: gen3#queue
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just watched the moment bbh read forever's letter to him from the brazil trip. the disgusted EAH sound he made is going to echo in my mind forever and always that was SUCH a SOUND. here he was all excited and soft because he got a letter from forever and then forever mentions the fucking kidnapping and bbh turns into a scorned french woman from ratatouille who has just one sound to express her ~snobbish~ disgust at a ktichen full of rats. but it wasn't a kitchen of rats he was mad at it was forever giving him a shit sandwich shit-side up
#the way he THREWW the book back into the mailbox#made the sound as he turned away#like the little richas head flick was given Audio#man was so so sad about forever not leaving him a message#not even a flower#and then so sweetly hopeful at the new book#and then#the sims --friendship image#fucking hysterical i'm obsessed with him and their entire deal#shit sandwich is when you give good news then bad news then good news again btw#to make the bad news easier to take#it works the same with bad ideas or unpleasant concepts#like 'hey don't hurt that one guy you kidnapped'#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#i love forever i need to get better at portuguese i want to write a fic for him So Badly#hes just a lil guy#who likes another lil guy#and both of them like to project their protective parental feelings onto a third lil guy#who was kidnapped and briefly brutally tortured before being beloved by one of them#tho tbh im still on the ron lemons luncheon train i just think that's so awesome
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