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Every Time You Complain About How Mean La'ezel And Shadowheart Are, I Become More Sapphic And Spitefully In Love With Them Both
#the sheepy speaks#quite frankly not putting this in the main tag#if you find this you found this#but like#''youd be ok if this was a man'' type behavior#[gestures at asterion and gale]#yall dont complain about the ponce and the wizard (derogatory) being bitches#just the women#now to be fair i havent seen any hate for shadowheart since they added in the option to save her#which ofc sanded her edges off#but la'ezel is just as mean and just as biting as shes always been#and i have spitefully fallen for her#shes the nicest gith in early access (short of your pc if you make a gith)#anyway this has been the worlds no1 la'ezel apologist howling into the void#fellow laezel lovers pls know im here lol#unrelated but in the tags regardless#asterion is fruity bitch#gale is bitch malewife#laezel is rude bitch#shadowheart is secretive bitch#and wyll is the fake bitch#i love all of them and i cant wait for beef bitch to show up#and maybe them letting halsin actually be a party memver
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☆ puppy love
{☆} characters zhongli
{☆} notes cult au, drabble, gender neutral reader
{☆} warnings none
{☆} word count 0.4k
He considers himself well collected - calm, even in the most perilous of dangers.
He could not, however, predict you guiding his head to your lap and running your hands through his hair. Every little praise beneath your breath, commenting on just how fluffy and soft his hair was, made him weak.
He was..not sure how to feel about it. Elated? Excited?
Perhaps this was simply a custom of yours? Which only made it all the more complicated. Was he meant to react in some way? You did not instruct him, beyond telling him to lay his head upon your lap and asking for permission to brush his hair.
"You're so pretty, Zhongli."
Ah. He felt his body tense - in surprise, he assumed. He..could not deny that it felt nice to be complimented like that, even if it did surprise him. And if it pleased you, then surely there would be no harm in allowing it? It took some amount of effort, but he relaxed his muscles, slumping against your lap, "Zhongli?"
He blinks. Once. Twice. Before hesitantly lifting his head, "Are you okay? You didn't pass out there, right?" His voice failed him them, throat suddenly dry. The concern on your face was..new. He did not have time to process why it felt nice to be worried over, before his cheeks are smushed between your hands.
"You're not sick, are you?"
"..No, Divine One."
He coughs into his hand, offering a small smile in hopes of easing your worry, but it only seems to make it worse. You scrutinize him, and suddenly he feels very small, despite being nearly double your height when he is not laying at your feet.
"I assure you, Divine One, I'm fine-"
"You better not be lying to me, Zhongli, or I'll.."
You puff out your cheeks, almost pouting as you lean down and burst out in sudden laughter. It, admittedly, makes him jump, but the sound of your genuine laughter..makes him unbearably soft.
"Hm..I'll tell Hu Tao about that time you got your horns stuck in the tree when you tried to climb it to get me some fruit."
He coughs, desperately hoping his embarrassment doesn't show on his face, "I assure you, Most Divine, that I would not lie to you. Ah..but, if you would, please do not tell the Director about that incident."
"Only if you let me pet your tail. Pretty please?"
He really was weak for you if your exaggerated puppy dog eyes made him weak in the knees, relenting and slinking the tail over your lap - it was worth it, at least, to see your eyes light up as you combed through the fur, brushing your fingers delicately across the scales.
He desperately hoped you would ignore the low rumbling purr in favor of focusing on his tail. He did not need further ammunition for the Director.
#sagau#genshin sagau#genshin impact sagau#self aware genshin#zhongli#sagau zhongli#fic tag#hands u pathetic malewife zhongli#he has 0 understanding of emotions and just kinda rolls with the vibe#touch starved puppy zhongli is smth that can be so personal#also hu tao def knows hes morax bc thats his grandchild and also she knows Too Much#also its v short but im sappy as hell and hes my first victim of the month#i just want to chew on him like a dog toy#comrade if ur reading this this fic is targeted and im inside ur walls open up
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I love when tiny malewife and bIG BIIIIG GODDESS FOUR TIMES HIS SIZE WIFE are in a relationship :)
My favorite trope ever
it’s so good……… thank u mcrp for consistently giving us powerful goddesses so we can be blessed with this opportunity <33
#muse talk#anon#w spark he’s short either way obviously#but i never know if i want to make him 4’11 or over 6 ft#how tiny do i want this malewife……..
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Thinking about Toshinori being a sweet little malewife who cooks dinner and gives you shoulder rubs/kisses after a long day at work.
How he’d look in his ‘kiss the chef’ apron that’s too small for him as you turn the corner to find him in the kitchen, preparing the final touches for your favorite dish. The way he’d stop what he’s doing and sweep you up into his arms to kiss you, warm hands rubbing your back as he asks you about your day and tells you about his. He’d be so sweet rambling about his students and how well they’re doing.
Not to mention ending up helping him assemble/serve dinner and leading him to the bedroom with your hands on his waist after everything is eaten and the dishes are put away to show him just how much you appreciate his hard work 😤😮💨 *chefs kiss*
#yagi toshinori#small might#drabble#malewife#short#bnha toshinori#mha toshinori#fanfiction writer#all might
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alina silencing mal with her hand :) their dynamic is going to make me so unwell this season
#GOODBYEEEEEEEE#ok mr servant to a saint!#mal is short for malewife#no but fr. mal is the one who will have to HUNT the sea whip bless him#also unrelated but god i CANNOT stand sturmhond. blah. where is that man’s eyebrows#his charisma is non existent#and also. i’m hoping begging pleading that NIKOLAI DOESNT ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE THAT. PLEASE LET IT BE A VOICE HES PUTTING ON#he sounds like MAL. THE PEASANT ORPHAN.#god anyway. i will remain neutral and hopeful on s2. lord give me strength#grishaverse#shadow and bone netflix#malina
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what kind of fanbase would your character have ?
Minsung - people will not shut up about how they deserve better
this character went though a lot and fans are BITTER they write a crazy amount of fix it fics and just generally talk about how the character deserves way better.
Yongsun - lesbians are obsessed with them.
they're either a super hot badass girlboss or man that's prolly a 6/10 looks-wise who makes respecting woman his entire personality (as he should) there's a lot of tweets or posts about this character, and all the fanfics are prolly either really sweet and cute or extremely R rated. no in between lmao
#misc; dash games#about; minsung#about; yongsun#//if people wrote fics about minsung he would read them before bed lmao#//THE WAY I CACKLED AT YONGSUN'S RESULT#//I was expecting the tumblr segc man title to go to him#//is it because he's not evil? is that why#//OR IS IT BECAUSE HE'S SHORT HUH#//but you know what i'll take that too bc it's true#//yongsun is not a girlboss but he can be your malewife manwhore gf/bf literally you can call him whatever you want
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hello cledubs community
#i love short malewifes (bdubs)#art#digital art#ibis paint x#3rd life#3rd life smp#zombiecleo#bdubs#bdoubleo100#crastle duo#cledubs#alienn.png#trafficshipping
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they made nami look like such a boy I'm torn between marrying him or rock
#thats my malewife my femboy my t husband#like i came into this wanting to marry rock and then nami walked up flat chested in cargo shorts and i fumbled#i legit dont know which one to pursue now
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#attack on titan#levi ackerman#malewife#babygirl#blorbo#shitpost#spy x family#anya forger#loid forger#loid#anime#husband#weeb#poll#txt#vote#short king
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i'm actually gonna be so awfully annoying with paralell gifsets and quotes and web weaving if we ever get a tentoorose special or spin off or even see them for 20 seconds. i already am but it's gonna be even worse.
#dw#i do think it'll happen#i just think they have to talk about it so everyone is down#it has to be a short and sillygoofy thing if billie only wants to do 4 episodes tops#and that works fine with david who is all tentoo is malewife girlie number one#so i think it seems v realistic to happen#if they get the schedule to align
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Date: How often does your muse get a date?
Starting a Family Headcanon Asks!
Early in Rudy and Carol's parenthood, it was easier for them to make time in the evening after the kids were in bed for a simple stay-at-home couples' time.
As for full-blown date nights (the ones where they pull all the stops: get dressed up, have a nice evening out, la dee dah fancy stuff, etc.), it helps when you have besties next door who are also parents and can coordinate play-dates to benefit the kids' socialization... and maybe even some lovey-dovey time with each parent's respective spouses.
Regardless, the 3-way Venn diagram of 'Rudy's free time,' 'Carol's free time,' and 'play-date is at the Dreemurr household' is shaped like half an almond. They'd be really lucky if they can fit in a date night once every six months.
#huds speaks [ ooc memes answered ]#random deer facts that will make your jaw drop! [ about reindeer dad ]#girlboss and malewife [ mrs/mr holiday ]#i am imagining rudy and carol going to qc diner for an impromptu 'romantic dinner'#staring lovingly at each others eyes is cut short because baby dess puked all over herself
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@peacefaithed sent: ❛ how long has it been since you’ve slept ? ❜
“I’m alright,” he exhaled, trying and failing to mask his exasperation. “But what about you? You should be asleep,” his voice softened, tender with concern. His own health was one thing, but his wife’s well-being was a matter of utmost importance.
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Good Game (derogatory.)
#and then ja posted smthin like 'if you turn me down i might just go marbles' or smthin on twit lmao#hes so pissed 😭#in his mind he is crushing pooles ligaments with all his ja Might#ja just sitting on the bench (standing actually. hes That soccer mom) having to watch the 2 exhighschool 'besties' flirt with each other#not jordan flirting with HIS malewife !??!?!?!#ja trying to make jordan evil for five (5) seconds and failing miserably bcs it's like calling a rainbow in the rain acid on the land#like he should be putting this swayful energy into jarens thing for d*llon brooks like he is targeting the wrong man here 😭#the more he pushes the closer jaren and jordan get together...#ja is gonna get with gp2 for revenge#the camera just constantly cuts to him edging closer and closer to putting his arm around gp2 on the sidelines#smiling in his evil kermit hoodie like 'Yeah. I Do This 😈.'#short kings are willing to go malevolent because they are already so low to the ground#ja#first he takes hardens bf... now... jordans.#hes addicted to the game
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Girlboss & Malewife Ship
(Jellystone ‘Bobong’ Shipping meme version)
El Kabong: Wife?… Why am I the “wife”?
Bobbie Louie: Because you’re attentive, sweet, and you look good in white.~
El kabong: L-Louise-, you can’t just say stuff like that..
(Ps: I honestly can’t find the Original meme of the audio. However, I just only found it on Twitter.)
#Jellystone shipping comfort#bobong#Jellystone shipping meme#i know what i’m doing#Short Girlboss & Tall Malewife
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I want the k meme thingy with the dice. Generate a surprise~
kiss roulette
6. A gentle peck
The last morning of his time in Mondstat was always the hardest for both him and Kaeya. Never knowing exactly how long he'd be away again until he could come back and see his boyfriend again, it didn't get easier with time despite months and months of being together by now. But he could at least start their day off with something good to eat since the weather promised to be just as nice too. Kaeya could maybe see him off to as far as the Stone Gate before heading back, if not that at least to Dawn Winery.
The knight was still sound asleep as the Harbinger sat up carefully in bed and stretched out his back and arms before just as carefully leaning back over to peck Kaeya's lips. Not enough of a kiss to wake his boyfriend up before he was ready, but affection still given to the man that had Childe's heart. He may not be waking up to Childe still in bed with him, but he could wake up to the smell of coffee and food being made for them both.
#ic: childe#frozenambiguity#being a good malewife before he leaves#gotta cook Kaeya one more good meal#something short and sweet for you next time you're on <3
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