#Short kings!
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love island the game: timye
say what you will but in this house (this blog) we stan this short king. not only is he a history buff but he raps (and most likely speaks spanish). i swear if his career didn’t take off, he’d be the producer of epic rap battles in history (more tim under the cut).
we’re ignoring the fact that mc and erikah popped in on tim while showering— but tim was really enjoying that shower. he had a whole bubble beard going, he was using the shower head as mic and freestyle by…he’s too wholesome for this world.
i felt horrible at the end for popping in on him, it’s obvious the shower is his safe haven. the one place he allows himself to be true to himself, where he doesn’t see his dreams out of his reach. you know how the best ideas pop up while you shower (or is it just me) that’s what it is for tim. now i won’t bore you about his lyrics up there because this man was using those historical facts (chefs kiss).
#litg tim#litgs1#litg#love island the game#litgs1 play through#we stan tim in this house#short kings!
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king of rizz™ 🥂
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#alastor#vivziepop#vivziepopfanart#radioapple#appleradio#rizz#Luci bagged BOTH Lilith and Eve?!#I'm sure that short king has some game lol#even tho it's a bit lame lmao#but Alastor isn't used to that#That's what he gets for being too nosy lol
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i figured it out
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Okay so we all know Lucifer is a short king but CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HIM BESIDE ANGEL
LIKE OBVIOUSLY IT MAKES SENSE CAUSE ANGEL IS SO TALL BUT THE FACT HE ONLY GOES UP TO HIS FIRST SET OF ARMS IS SENDING ME LMAO
#short king#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#hazbin Hotel#hazbin hotel show#charlie morningstar#angel dust#angel hazbin hotel#helluva boss
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no asoiaf posting i do will ever beat lebanese people hanging banners over highways asking god to protect jon snow when s8 premiered
“ the people of beirut support jon snow against his battle with the white walkers” “jon snow….may allah protect you” like this is so funny i love my ppl
#these are in the style of political banners which makes it even funnier#and like#ofc lebanese ppl identify w the short king who has sad beautiful cow eyes and a#(rightfully earned) persecution complex#asoiaf#jon snow
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big backpack for a little guy but it's a little backpack for a big guy
#short king propaganda#tears of the kingdom#totk#zelda#fanart#weiwei art#been playing this a lot and finally took a break to draw something about it!#i almost want to touch hyrule university au again LOL except link switches to engineering and becomes an AutoCAD guru#legend of zelda#dude u can edit text WITHIN tags now even after committing them!!! whoa
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Gasp! 🍿🫢
#Alastor after being beat to a pulp: Worth it!#luci be like: >:(#deer boy & apple guy#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel alastor#ace icon#hazbin alastor#alastor#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel lucifer#short king#hazbin lucifer#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#my art#fanart#mini comic
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Poor Short King™️
This was a lot funnier in my head and was only supposed to be a quick dumb comic… but I got carried away lol. Definitely some shit my taller partner has done to me before…. Also is this considered flirting ? 🤔
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#short king lucifer#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel sketch#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel comic#alastor x lucifer#radioapple#duckiedeer#fanart#art#hazbin art#artists on tumblr#rose draws
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In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.
All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.
It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.
#diana might even need to be taller#bruce wayne#batman#diana prince#wonder woman#clark kent#superman#robin#jason todd#red hood#dc#wonderbat#superbat#dc comics#dc characters#and his bat boots add like an inch or so#short king#to be clear im talking about BATMAN#BATMAN LOOKS SHORT NOT BRUCE!!!#plus the boots add an inch or so!!!!!#i also said ABOVE average height!!#thank you that is all i love hearing your opinions#😊#i edited this#to make it make more sense
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I made a joke about Lucifer showing up in 10 inch platform heels the next time he knows he's going to see Alastor and immediately rolling his ankle so I drew it lol.
#Hazbin Hotel#Charlie Morningstar#Lucifer Moringstar#Alastor#Lucifer Hazbin Hotel#Viziepop#Our autistic short duck king#Art Post
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The FNAF movie is just Mike getting bullied by animatronics
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#freddy fazbear#fnaf chica#fnaf foxy#fnaf bonnie#fnaf cupcake#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#it’s been a bit since I’ve last drawn the animatronics#so wanted to draw the sillies again 💜#Mike really did just get bullied by ghost kids thru the whole film#it’s pretty funny especially with them liking Abby and Vanessa#he tried to fight them with a chair too like that do anything#can’t judge him for trying#Mike you are all our short king 🩵🩵
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... thats awkward
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It is infinitely funny to me that not only is Astarion only 5'9", his is also the ONLY companion's height Larian felt the need to specify. Like it doesn't matter to them if we think Halsin's tall, but hell will freeze over before they let us mistake Astarion for anything but average as fuck.
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what if i yaoified la belle dame sans merci. what then .
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