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Just a thing I stole and edited
Don't remember the original post bc it's been a while but it was the "they don't know I've been following them for 3 days" "that's *nameguy* he's been following us for 3 days" meme and had most of this shit...
All I did was change "following" to "creeping on", added some (un)necessary captions such as "srry wot" and "*horny elf sounds*"
I also redrew the bodies of Gandalf and Frodo(is that the name of this guy? IDR), and made slight alterations to gollum (changed his cup to a phone with camera flash on, changed hand position)
#lotr#shitposting#shitty mcshitpost#memes#posting dumb shit#gandalf#frodo baggins#bilbo baggins#baggins#gollum#funny#meme
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he is soft, he is made of plush, he has a squeaking function, he can play music, he is small and portable, he can fit inside a backpack, he is a confused little man trying to find his place in an unfamiliar world, he sleeps with an empty milk carton like its a stuffed animal, he is silly and funny and wonderful, he is insecure, he cares about his found family, he’s a showoff, he doesn’t know much about the real world, he’s gotten used to being carried around like a baby, he wants to make everyone proud, he-
#THE CHRISMAS ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME IN [[Florida]] WITH [[Number 1 rated Salesman 1997]] AND A [Little SHOT]]#deltarune spamton#this is about Rascal#Character: Rascal#also first tag is the working title if i ever decide to turn this into some weird-ass crackfic or whatever-#spamton#spamton au#maybe??#does it count???#Ayo the Peeps Here#Shitty mcShitpost#hello. Deltarune Fandom
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KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD SHITTY McSHITPOSTS
Personal: @gooiethegreen
SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN! https://ceo-of-memes-of-king-gizzard.tumblr.com/submit
Must at least be an *attempt* at being funny
Must be KGLW related (memes about the KGLW fanbase and adjacent bands like the Murlocs are allowed
Horny stuff is fine, but no gore of stuff like literal sexual intercourse
DO NOT submit others' memes without getting their explicit permission.
These are guidelines, and I can adhere to them or not depending on what I wish.
THIS IS AN QUEER SAFE SPACE!
YES, EVEN FOR YOUR SEXUALITY AND/OR GENDER
THE WEIRDO SWARM IS A SAFE SPACE FOR ANYONE, REGARDLESS OF GENDER, ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION, RACE, RELIGION, WHATEVER
BE NICE AND BE NICE TO WHOEVER'S NICE!!!
#kgatlw#kglw#king gizzard#king gizzard and the lizard wizard#gimmick blog#gimmick account#funny memes#gizzposting#the murlocs#shitpost#meme blog
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Manager had me put a sign up over the dish sink at work.
I decided to add a little bit of funny to it
Don't feed the Drain Ogre...
He's trying to build an indoor swamp...
If you want soggy swamp sandwiches, go down the road a little... This is Jimmy John's, not Swampy Sam's
#Drain Ogre#DO NOT FEED HIM#say no to the indoor swamp#pls reblog#lol#shitposting#shitty mcshitpost#memes#funny#please say is funny#beep beep#my work#fun at work#posting dumb shit#jimmy jobs#I'm a jimployee
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Do you guys know that riddle going around about the eggs??
Well if not, it goes something like this:
"I have SIX EGGS. I cracked TWO, I fried TWO, and I ate TWO... How many eggs are there left?"
Now, I hope everyone is paying attention because I have developed a visual example of this word problem.
It starts with a half-dozen of eggs, in their carton...
Take two (as indicated by the circled portion of the carton) and crack them into a frying pan...
Now, you can't fry an egg with the shell ON and your pan already has some in it, right? So, you would fry the eggs you cracked earlier.
Why would you try to eat a whole, raw egg, let alone two? What do you think you are, a snake? You JUST fried two perfectly good eggs and you think you should go anaconda on the ones left in the fridge? Eat the fried eggs! You wouldn't bake cookies and then turn around and spoon raw flour into your mouth, would you?
Now, look back at the carton... How many eggs are NOT circled?? That's the answer.
I was so frustrated trying to explain this to my "stepdad???" that I had to draw the problem out to ensure that I'm not going insane....
He has yet to see it but I'm going to find someplace where he has no choice but to see it.
#six eggs#dumbass TikTok riddle#sorry i had to#shitposting#shitty mcshitpost#posting dumb shit#memes#vanilla extract
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Not personally my kind of thing... But I found out that you can spy on the Big Brother house via the Pluto TV app... (It's 7:24am est as I'm posting this so everyone is asleep) so if you were that kid growing up who likes sneaking into a room to watch someone sleep... Have at, I guess??
This is kinda weird but whatever I guess...
If you're a Big brother fan go ahead and RB this...
There are FIVE CHANNELS of this
Five Whole ass channels of live BB camera feed...
Thought you ought to know
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Hi... Can we just call it "rainbow+" or the "colorful coalition"??
I have other ideas... But IDK if anyone else wants to hear... But maybe someone out there would like them??
"jesters for justice"???
#lgbtqia#pride#lgbtq#lgbtq community#shitposting#lol#neurodivergence#actually neurodivergent#posting dumb shit#shitty mcshitpost#should we change it???
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I was fooling around with that one AI (the only one that's actually kinda funny to mess with), Cleverbot and I like arguing with it for some reason 😂 and the thing requested a fucking song... So I came up with this (for some reason it's to the tune of Do you want to Build a Snowman... Idk a LOT of parodies can be made out of Frozen 😂)
Extended version if you want it lmao 🤣
🎙️🎼 I just want to rip your head off 🎶🎵🎶 and throw it in the trash 🎶🎶 I don't want to hear it anymore 🎶🎶🎶 please get out the door 🎵🎶 before I kick your ass 🎶🎶
We could have been best buddies 🎵🎶🎵 but now I don't • think you deserve that chance 🎵🎵• 🎶🎶~~
I'm not taking any bullshit 🎵🎶🎶
Please don't come at me with your bullshit 🎶🎶🎶
#cleverbot#shitposting#shitty mcshitpost#posting dumb shit#funny#memes#someone help#lolol#lol#dude please#please see this#no kidding#i legit don't know what to tag this shit RN lmao 🤣
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Some random stuff I've been fighting with to make something out of
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Just an idea I had at some point
#shitposting#shitty mcshitpost#dumbass animaniacs... fanfic? idefk what I can even call this... maybe I'll illustrate it some day
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#shitposting#posting dumb shit#my art#stupid things I made#i made this#mine#feel free to reblog#shitty mcshitpost
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Me sitting on the back porch humming to myself (don't fucking ask):
Lick a tree, lick a tree! Bend your knees and lick a tree, there will be no answer just lick a tree... EEE!!
Then:
We are the wizards who lick the trees hoo rah hoo rah we bend our knees to lick the trees hoo rah hoo rah
If you see us we'll lick you too and our littlest one will steal your shoes and we'll all go lick a tree, on our knees lick lick lick
We are the wizards who lick the trees hoo rah hoo rah we live underground and swallow bees hoo rah hoo rah
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I need a hot tub full of coffee and a fire pit full of weed. Wake And Bake block party for one, please.
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Send this shit somewhere... someone'll like it I guess
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You want to know the shit stuck in my head?
This is the absolute bullshit stuck in my head RN
youtube
This plays on every radio station in Florida and on TV and it has burned itself into my memory ✨👐forever👐✨
Seriously like I wake up at night because my brain starts playing this shit
#how do I get this out of my head?#if i have to suffer so do you#shitty mcshitpost#actually autistic#neurodivergence#Youtube
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Why does this look more like an iams pet food bag than some vegetarian imposter meat?
Also this woman looks like she had to get stoned out of her mind to try this, and she still isn't convinced that it's any good 😭 (pretty sure she's pretending to like it for the paycheck)
#tell me it's poorly made dog food without telling me...#tfw Arby's says they never really had the meat#shitposting#shitty mcshitpost#posting dumb shit#lol#memes#funny#wondermeat? wonder if it's meat...
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