ugh

*pulls into the driveway after coming from from the FNaF movie and buying stuff for future cosplay*

my mom: omg! look what’s on the doorstep

*spirit halloween bag*

me: OH MY GOD MY LEATHERFACE MASK??? THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

DEVON TOEWS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

JUST SPENT 2 MINUTES SCREAMING AND JUMPING AROUND THE ROOM

MAX G PODIUM

Crying on the balcony has done more for me than therapy ever will.

Haven't listened to MBMBAM since the start of Covid, but they've been coming up on my recommended a lot lately and it's really nice to hear / see little clips from the show, but this Yoda Marshmallow bit I just listened to while trying to do the dishes made me laugh so hard I had to sit on the floor because my stomach muscles started cramping.

which show tunes 👀👀

OH a mix

some Aida

some Company

some The Last Five Years

some Into the Woods

i just yelled so loud my watch gave me a loud environment alert

i didn't come here to make friends//we were born to be sub-urban legends

I speedrun those while the hype for the game is there

Warning, man covered in blood under the read more ‼️

The joke is cringe probably 💥 but I just find the idea of doubleganges completely not understanding human nature and concepts hilarious 💥💥

(P.S. also apparently “bloody” milkman is not a doubleganger canonically??? I always assumed he was, because only watched lets plays of the game and ppl always called D.D.D. on him. But on the wiki of the game it vaguely states that it is just the milk man💥 Which is omg??? Obviously ignoring it for the sake of funny, but damn if I understood correctly, this is such a cool sneaky detail that makes everyone automatically assume things)

Buckshot roulette x francis

Doppelganger vers:(blood warning on the last😭⁉️)

Traver's new car (she/her)

and robert their deer neighbor (he/him) he's just some guy with a wife and 2 kids who was kinda homophobic but than his son came out as gay and now he still sometimes says kinda off stuff about it but everybody lets it slide since at least he's trying, extra bit under the cut

I just screamed out loud!

Nothing just thinking about fucking Izaack’s throat til his voice turns hoarse, yanking at his hair as you work him up and down your dick, or tugging at his tie to keep him from moving away even when he’s choking on your length, watching the way he drools all over your dick, pre staining the pristine suit he’s wearing, eyes glassy and face burning red but still so eager to please you, and with the help of his hands and mouth it doesn’t take much before you’re tipping over the edge, cumming all over that prideful face, only half heartedly fixing up his mess of a hair before leaving him alone in his office with your cum all over his face