I wanna do something with my life, like read more books.

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.

done with being the bigger person im about to start cleaving bitches in twain

hmmm this kacey musgraves album is gonna FUCK me up

Sabrina the Teenage Witch - 4.13: Now You See Her, Now You Don't

STEVE'S 🏃‍♂️💨 GOING TO ➡️ LONDON 🇬🇧☕️💂‍♀️, SHAUN'S STUCK ❌ IN A SUIT 🕺, TOM SLEEPS 😴 ON HIS BEST FRIEND'S 👯‍♂️👱‍♂️ LAWN 🌱🐜🌾 LIKE EVERY OTHER AFTERNOON 🛏🌅, STEVE'S 🏃‍♂️💨 GOING TO ➡️ LONDON 🇬🇧☕️💂‍♀️, DAN PEED 😱 💦 IN THE POOL 🤢🚽🏊‍♂️ , TOM FELL 🧍‍♂️👇 FOR HIS BEST FRIEND'S 👯‍♂️👱‍♂️ MOM 🫣💞👩‍❤️‍👨, BUT WHAT THE HELL 🔥 YOU GONNA ⁉️ 🤣🤷‍♂️, WHAT THE HELL 🔥 YOU GONNA DO⁉️🤣 🤷‍♂️

Not gonna say it again