thanks dude but i think i got this covered

that was a solid pk now please for the love of god stop making line changes like morons

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The main reason NHL goalies have face cages on their masks is to keep them healthy; otherwise their teammates would open mouth kiss them with tongue after every win, and the spread of germs would get out of control.

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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

trent frederic • 25 apr 2024

Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).