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yandere-caesar · 2 years

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Pairings: yandere!Jotaro x Kakyoin x ???? x ????

Description: Jotaro meets someone that he finally hits it off with, but he finds out something horrible.

Warnings: VERY NSFW THINGS, tentacles, murder, blood, yandere themes, extremely brief reference to an IRL tragedy in the background at the end

Patric was at the underwater K mart getting some kornflakes so that he could be a good boy and not masturbate. But they were kelp flakes actually. Not because it was underwater, but because it was a K mart.

Suddenly he saw a man that he had never seen in town before. The guy was giant, but space kind of bends at the bottom of the ocean so he could fit in the store. He looked like he was extremely pissed off at something, but Patric is a himbo so he did not even know how to tell that. Which turned out to be a good thing because he wasn’t actually pissed off but a bad thing because he didn’t like being bothered by a stranger in a K mart.

He walked over to the weird new fish to try to annoy him. He didn’t know what kind of fish he was though. Maybe he was a dolphin.

“Hi. I think your eyes are pretty.”

Patric leaned right in near his face, which would have been terrifying for almost any sane person since that’s how starfishes kill things slowly and horribly. But it didn’t phase Jotaro because when you beat up an ancient vampire that can stop time, starfish don’t bother you in general. They also don’t when you come from Florida. Nothing does if you have the omnipotent power of being a Floridaman. It pretty much makes you a cryptid.

“Thanks. Now don’t bother me anymore, yare yare.” Normally having fans following him around and smiling would be a bad thing for the marine biologist, but this was a starfish so it was ok.

Suddenly a box got knocked over next to them and they were in a magical cave because it was a Kport teleportation box that they had stolen from a Walmart.

“Omg!!!” Said Patrick “Is that the golden rock that grants the isles?????”

Jotaro was about to tell him how stupid that was, when he saw something on a shelf that was spray painted gold and had a sign on it that said “magical golden rock that grants wishes.”

Jotaro took the rock and just kind of…stared at it.

Patrick started running around in circles screaming. He knew that this was the only way to activate the rock of power.

Sudddenly they were in Squidward’s house because Patrick had wished to see Squidward so that he could ask for some gum and NFTs. Patric is a smart starfish and knows the secret hidden values of NFTs that only libertarians and influencers can know. Patric was a starfish though and he was just that awesome.

The toon had a lot of stacks and stuff on the walls with all kinds of fucked yo things like whips. Jotaro just lit a thing that wasn’t actually a cigarette and shook his head slowly.

“Yare yare, this is a fucking sex dungeon.”

Patric was a Chad so he did not ask how Jotaro knew what a sec dubgeon looks like. He respected another homies privacy because starfishes just be like this.

There was moaning. O I got from the next room, so they ran over and busted down the door. Inside the room, there were so many tentacles that no one could tell what was going on. It was like Cthulhu threw up or something. It was really fucking weird.

Suddenly though, Notaro noticed an earring on the ground that looked like a cherry. It was his fri bf Kakyoin’s and he was reroing the octobussy!!!

Jotaro suddenly got mad and Star platinum came out. But he didn’t stop time because he didn’t really need to and that’s kind of overkill for this situation.

“How dare you sleep with my boyfriend! You’re dead you prick! I’m the only one that gets to wrap something around his neck and choke him!”

He grabbed a packet of forbidden sechan sauce and started to beat Squidward over the head with it. Because of its sheer blunt force of being something only smart people can understand, it was able to crush squid arc’s skull like capitalism crushes my dreams.

There was blue blood everywhere because all octopi have blue blood. They are little mini Vriskas that are just waiting for the opurtunity to stab you or throw you off a cliff after they steal yo girl.

Suddenly Kakyoin was freed from the tentacles because his yandere bf had saved his gamer boo twink ass.

“Thank you Jotaro! But can I do that again with th starfish? You can join in this time.” So they did. Patric was ok with it and everything was good.

…and that is the story of what caused 911 and how I met your mother.

Thank you for reading this far and happy April 1st! Don’t worry, I finished a much more SERIOUS fanfic that I did not just write as a joke and it is ready to go for tomorrow. I just thought it would be fun to post this as an April Fools Day prank.

#yandere jjba #jotakak #Jotaro Kujo #noriaki kakyoin #kakyoin #jotaro #april 1st #crossover #polyamory

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petrichormeraki · 3 years

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For the anon wondering about Gaud. The whole "pedo" thing was because they tagged something as nsfw, it was an edit of patric starfish in fishnets, and not bad, they tagged it was nsfw because they took it to literally mean, something you would want your co-workers to see, not just explicit stuff. And btw burden of proof falls to the people making the claim, not the accused.

Oh I didn't know that! Thank you nonny!

#meraki answers

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sciencenewsforstudents · 4 years

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Some newts living in the western United States are poisonous. Bacteria living on their skin make a powerful paralyzing chemical. It’s called tetrodotoxin (Teh-TROH-doh-TOX-in). These rough-skinned newts appear to borrow the poison to avoid becoming some snake’s lunch.

Scientists Say: Toxin

The toxin, known by the initials TTX, stops nerve cells from sending signals that tell muscles to move. When animals swallow the poison in low doses, it can cause a tingling or numbness. Higher amounts cause paralysis and death. Some newts host enough TTX to kill several people.

This poison is not unique to the newts. Pufferfish have it. So does the blue-ringed octopus, some crabs and starfish, not to mention certain flatworms, frogs and toads. Marine animals, such as the pufferfish don’t make the TTX. They get it from bacteria living in their tissues or by eating toxic prey.

It had been unclear how rough-skinned newts (Taricha granulosa) got their TTX. Indeed, not all members of the species have it. The amphibians don’t appear to pick up the lethal chemical through their diet. And a 2004 study had hinted that the newts didn’t host TTX-making bacteria on their skin. All of this suggested the newts might make TTX.

But TTX is not easy to make, notes Patric Vaelli. He’s a molecular biologist at Harvard University in Cambridge, Mass. It seemed unlikely that newts would make this poison when no other known animal can.

Vaelli led the new study while he was at Michigan State University in East Lansing. He and his team decided to double check for toxin-making bacteria on the newts’ skin. In the lab, they grew up colonies of bacteria collected from the newts’ skin. Then they screened these germs for TTX.

The researchers found four types of bacteria that make TTX. One group was Pseudomonas (Su-duh-MOH-nus). Other bacteria from this group make TTX in pufferfish, the blue-ringed octopus and sea snails. It turned out that poisonous newts had more Pseudomonas on their skin than did rough-skinned newts from Idaho that aren’t toxic.

The data offered the first known instance of TTX-making bacteria on a land animal. Vaelli’s team reported its results April 7 in eLife.

#science #scied #sciblr #newt #TTX #toxin #rough-skinned newts #tetrodotoxin #bacteria #pseudomonas #microbiome

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lokistarfish · 7 years

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liliannorman · 4 years

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Toxic germs on its skin make this newt deadly

Scientists Say: Toxin

The data offered the first known instance of TTX-making bacteria on a land animal. Vaelli’s team reported its results April 7 in eLife.

But there may be more to the story

The new data do not necessarily “shut the book” on the idea that newts can produce TTX, says Charles Hanifin. He’s a biologist at Utah State University in Logan. Newts have some forms of the toxin that scientists have yet to see in bacteria. Researchers also still don’t know how bacteria make TTX. That makes it harder to conclude precisely where the newts’ poison comes from, Hanifin argues.

But the finding does add a new player to an evolutionary arms race that pits newts against garter snakes (Thamnophis sirtalis). Some snakes living in the same regions as toxic newts have developed resistance to TTX. These snakes can then feast on TTX-laden newts.

It’s possible that Pseudomonas bacteria have become more abundant on newts over time. As levels of the bacteria have risen, the animals would have turned more toxic. Then, Vaelli says, the pressure would be back on snakes to evolve greater resistance to the toxin.

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hommedeseptiles · 4 years

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Blue Moan Musings and Scribbles

So I’m in Original Joe’s as part of this alien venture. Affiliates from Edmonton. One from Minny, really and the other two are vested authorities (Oil and Hab).

CBC is the broadcaster and Mark Messier is on the screen. Toothless. Cherry. Bourque. Schmaltz and guitar.

I can’t mute the commercials. I’m informed that tonight is Monday Recession Night. Cheap beer. Five bucks. A pint.

I feel Luongo has one more meltdown left in him. Will it be tonight.

I find myself wondering if Dr. Recchi is calling the line changes tonight. He says it’ll be his last series should the team win the Cup. Is that a commendable position?

Boston takes to the ice. I feel the Northeast pride. As the series goes on, I know more and more that the Bruin in me needs to take the stage.

The Rink Mason says that Luongo is feeling it.

Strange red flags are carried onto the ice. They look Russian. The CCCP version. A strange Canada Loves Boston flag is shown. The Burin logo is in the middle, where the maple leaf should be. Should Maple Leaf be capitalized?

Lotta beards. Bieksa has one. Rancourt is sporting a gold bowtie.

Anthems end. Here in suburban Edmonton there are few Canucks caps (one), even fewer Oiler hats. And one black Hab lid. Your scribe’s. Some stare at my laptop. Others decide that the game is more important.

Thomas’ save percentage is shown (0.937).

Dan O’Halloran and Kelly Sutherland are the refs.

Kesler and Bergeron are at centre ice.

Bergeron wins it.

To the Boston end boards.

At the hash. To the blue. Kept in.

Centred.

Missed. To the blue and the right point.

Whistle

Mason Raymond is down.

Raymond took a seemingly harmless stick in the midsection going into the corner. From Seidenberg. He’s helped by two players to the bench.

He looks in great pain.

We resume. Thomas makes a post to post circus move. And a save results.

Chara is called. Henrik, too. For unsportsmanlike? “I dunno bout that” says Lester Strand.

Lester lets us know that Henrik is the most passive-aggressive player in the NHL. I surmise that he must have said something to the ref. Swedes aren’t permitted to be as, ah, bold in their in-game assessments.

Faceoff deep right.

To the Canucks zone. First meaningful possession for the Bruins lasts about three seconds.

Cleared out. Long shot. Off Luongo. To the corner. Canucks emerge despite a late check. Wasted energy.

Three minutes elapsed.

Bruins are toothy but still the fur is too sticky. They can’t keep up with Vancouver.

Faceoff to Thomas’ right.

Peverley, one of three Boston difference-makers outside the crease, is on the ice.

Marchand scores. And a few in this bar reveal themselves as Bruins.

Marchand’s goal is over the left shoulder, a softie from the circle and offwing.

Boston 1, Vancouver 0

Vigneault looks unworried but the gum-chewing has increased.

Another Luongo move. This one is a save.

Boston scores again.

Lucic.

Boston 2-0.

Five-hole.

Dribbler. My sympathies are aroused.

A discussion about Luongo’s fragility expands into Vancouver’s overall fragility.

Alex Edler is called for boarding.

Boston power. Peverley was a bit low as he went to the end boards.

Boston controls. To the blue. Shot. In. Finger Ference blasts it in. Schneider is in.

Boston 3, Vancouver 0

The Rink Mason says that the pro-Vancouver cheer will be louder if a goal comes in the first period.

Sedins watch from the bench. Have they been intimidated?

Tink. And another goal.

Deflection. Blue line shot. Off a Boston stick. Ryder.

Ten minutes elapsed.

Lester’s wife is embarrassed to be a Canadian. What is this nonsense, she complains.

A dignified discussion around reffing bias emerges.

Faceoff deep right, Boston.

Won by Vancouver. Seven minutes left. Canucks are low and dive around the puck in a starfish. It’s their norm. And they need to revert.

Another stoppage.

And another long shot. Schneider has it. Quicker, better technique.

Canucks pressure, finally.

Thomas comes up with the save and falls forward in a V.

More board work.

Raffi Torres is called. Boarding.

Boston Power.

They finally set up but they can’t generate a shot.

Canucks break. To the net. Thomas falls. Purposeful. Save.

Period ends.

First Intermission Boston 4, Vancouver 0

Guest post (Rink Mason): First intermission, Canucks thinking “can we go sit on the bus with Roberto? Will Mason Raymond ask for updates from the hospital?”

Cheetah Energy drink commercial is on. Maybe the Canucks need some of that – because right now they are playing like dogs.

Can’t hear Grapes. Nonsense anyway.

We feel bad for the guy in the Keystone commercial. It’s not his fault the hot chick is talking on a Bluetooth. And… since when would she set foot in a beer store?

HDS returns: Apparently, KISS is going to do a show in F. McMurray. I remind the table that they did play in Sarnia about a year back.

Second Period Boston 4, Vancouver 0

Patrice Bergeron is called for running the goalie. Not sure from the replay.

“C’mon”….yells Strand!

Vancouver power.

One shot. A second. Rink Mason says that Vancouver couldn’t come back with “lame-ass shots like that”.

Puck is cleared.

I’m told that it isn’t the quality that counts. I admit that hockey, being the capricious game that it is, bouncing puck and all, does favour a team that shoots more. But again, I’m still leaning to toward type of shot.

Long shot from Edler. Post. Kesler with the rebound. Thomas with the stick.

Just under seventeen remaining.

Lucic is in the low slot.

Penalty ends with a slithering Boston puck slipping off a stick allowing Vancouver to exit.

They exchange pucks.

Into Boston ice.

And they're out again.

Vancouver two on one. Thomas splays and falls forward. It stays out. Kesler led the left-side charge.

Out and then in. Thomas gloves one on his left side.

Winnipeg. Should they have a team? The discussion froths over. Will it last? Yes. No. It all depends on the US Dollar. And ours. For now, the team seems feasible. But in the long run, will it replicate the 1996 situation?

Bergeron is called. Incidental contact at mid-ice morphed into an elbow into a head.

Vancouver power.

I’m reminded to check David Staples’ blog.

Bergeron is called again. Vancouver’s power-play can’t control the disc.

Period ends.

Second Intermission Boston 4, Vancouver 0

Blue Man interlude: As I watched Vancouver suck balls I thought to myself …they are real good at it ….

Joe’s Double Dogs on order – coming right up. Pictures to follow.

HDS returns: In a game seven anything can happen. That the Canucks have let it get to this point, yes I’m assuming, is as much to do with poor goaltending as it is nervousness, bad penalties and providence.

Game seven. We all know.

Third Period Boston 4, Vancouver 0

Vancouver scores on a messy entry and finish and now we know what sort of sound to expect. Subdued but in the majority.

Boston’s coverage was floop and flop, hope and heavy. Sedin’s goal was a backhander veering in from left to right.

Boston 4, Vancouver 1

More swirl. A turn, a pass. A shot. And a Vancouver goal.

But is it called off? Henrik to the low circle. Shot. Off the post.

Mistake. No goal.

More in this bar cheer as the goal is called off. Where’s the patriotism.

And now Vancouver takes another penalty.

Andrew Alberts hits a man a bit high and it’s called.

Schneider with a glove save as the puck enters in the placed arm. It’s a Boston two-man advantage.

And they score.

Some guy in a Bidini hat stands and lets us know.

Crease pass and Krejci buried it.

Boston 5, Vancouver 1

Boston power-play continues.

And now number 36 raises his hands in complaint. And Rink Mason begs to differ.

No call.

Eleven minutes.

Nine minutes. I’ve been eating too much. Boston takes a penalty. Doctor Recchi takes it.

I’m reminded of the from 5-0 comeback win the Oilers engineered against the LA Kings back when best of three still existed.

An argument about who played on the Legion of Doom ensues. The third man. Blackberry fails and we agree that Renberg was the man.

And now, as Vancouver’s hope dims, we discuss the validity of Lindros’ quality. How good was he? Good, according to Lester.

Four forty three. This is going to be my shortest musing since the first one I wrote.

Oy.

Public musings.

Lester says that the Canucks outplayed Boston in the second period but just couldn’t score.

Vancouver goal. Lapierre. No celebration.

Lapierre from the low circle. Snap shot.

Boston 5, Vancouver 2

Vancouver pulls Schneider. Six on four.

Canucks control.

To the blue. To the hash. A small scrum. Higgins falls on Thomas. Whistle.

Whistle.

Seidenberg. Cross-checking. Six on three.

Lester disses Cheryl Swoopes.

Forty seconds. Canucks swarm. Shot. To the corner. Cleared.

One more entry. Twenty seconds.

Time runs out.

Boston 5 Vancouver 2 (F) Stanley Cup final series tied 3-3.

HDS Stars: Krejci, Ryder, Thomas

Rink Mason Stars: Schneider, Krejci, Thomas

Blue Man Stars: Marchand, Thomas, Schneider

Lester’s Stars: Thomas, Krejci, Schneider

CBC: Thomas Recchi Ryder

#HDS #MontrealMystique #VANCITY #Bs #Bruin #Bruins #Rink Mason #Blue Man

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lowlabels-blog · 7 years

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patric the starfish 😁😁⭐⭐ (at Caramoan Islands)

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dogsandgals · 10 years

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We had to do unprepared orals in class and my topic was Patric Starfish and I forgot everything about him and just started talking about what a piece of literary genius Pointy Pointy Head was...

I have a head

A pointy pointy head

It's pointy like a pencil

I just recited the whole thing and spoke about it like it was one of Shakespeare's sonnets...

I dedicate this oral to tumblr

#spongebob #patric starfish #what even is my life

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sciencenewsforstudents · 4 years

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Scientists Say: Toxin

The data offered the first known instance of TTX-making bacteria on a land animal. Vaelli’s team reported its results April 7 in eLife.

#science #scied #sciblr #TTX #toxin making bacteria #bacteria #newt #rough-skinned newts #microbiology #toxins #tetrodotoxin #poisonous

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