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l1linya · 2 months

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Y'ALL I'M SOBBING JEHT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY AND ENJOU FOR WHITE DAY OH WE WINNIN FRFR

#Oh I am barking #Quaking even #ENJOU MY BELOVED HUSBAND #SERIOUSLY THOUGH IS HE COURTING US???!?!?!?!!!#TRYING TO STAY AS CALM AS POSSIBLE #l1li nyas #genshin impact #genshin impact jeht #genshin impact enjou

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silverskye13 · 19 days

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It's been awhile since Joel has been on a desolate server. That's by design. He goes a little mad, you know. Well, he goes a little mad anyway, but there's something about that old scavenger Lonely that creeps him out, alright? It circles him like a buzzard, always in the corner of his eye. Drives him places. Gotta keep moving or it'll bite you. Gotta keep moving.

He gets back to building. It's quiet. It reminds him of the end of the world.

Joel shakes his head. He scowls at his shaking hands. He looks around. He can see the water, a river full of life running to a distant sea. There's no cloud of black and red on the horizon, there's not even a bloomin Jimmy or Fwhip around.

"Jimmy was here," Lonely croaks like a rook on a tombstone. "Recently."

"Shut up." Joel says to himself, because Lonely isn't here, isn't real, it's never real. All in his head, isn't it? An empire of him.

Gotta keep building. That's what he's good at, building. The compulsion of hand and hue and height. He builds a shop. No one stops him. He leaves a note for its neighbor because she's not there. No one is here. Just himself.

"It is so much like the End," Lonely tells him, and it's voice is the melody of a vacant goddess. "Do you think they'll recognize you when they come back?"

"Shut up."

"You're the only one talking, Joel." Lonely laughs like dying fish on a bone-dry seabed. "Obsessed with me, are you?"

Joel gets back to building. Building was always easy, all compulsion and thoughtless movement. Making life with his hands. Sculpting.

"I'm not a sculptor here," he whispers to himself as his hands reach for clay. It yields to his touch, grabs him back with greedy hands like the mud that devoured the sea goddess's castle.

"You always made me such beautiful things," Lonely croons, and he can feel it like a crown on his head, like a cloak on his shoulders. "I didn't remember a single one of them, did I?"

Joel is standing in front of a statue he's sculpted. His hands are heavy, and he's been crying. He looks up at a goddess, whose vacant stare can't see him, but it is the harmless vacant of creation, and not the terrible vacant of a love lost forever.

"I've missed you Joel," Lonely whispers, with the voice of his goddess, in a world that ended far away. "Why did you stop visiting me? You didn't abandon me, did you, love?"

Joel closes his eyes, and grits his teeth. "I can't forget you."

Joel flies away, like he could outrun that circling scavenger. Though still he sees it out of the corner of his eye.

He needs to find something to build.

#the barking writer #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #empires smp #hermitcraft season 10 #[wakes up in a cold sweat] what. what happened. where am i?#oh whoops haha sorry forgot i still wasnt normal about him

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stephendorff · 3 months

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Alexander Skarsgård in Prime Video Mr. & Mrs. Smith Sneak Peek

#alexander skarsgard #mr and mrs smith #my gifs #king king king king king bark bark bark bark bark #i am not okay over this oh my god 🥵#that was the wettest kiss i've heard in a LONG freakin time #like hahaha someone was completely into it 😂#completely unnecessary but i'm also not complaining 😏#askarsjustsoswedish

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woe-is-tuli · 10 days

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Coachella 2024 P.2 - Ateez: Mingi

#ateez #mingi #coachella #chellateez #i was hype she was hype he was hype were all hype hey! but yes his energy and everything was 10/10 #its the fact that he got the audience barking at coachella hahahaha i know yall were barking where yall were at too #i am looking respectfully oh so respectfully #however he was disrespectful to atiny health #8 makes 1 team #에이티니 #atz #에이티즈 #민기 #kq entertainment #ateez gifs #atiny #song mingi #mingi gifs #coachella ateez

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life-winners-liveblog · 5 months

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Watching Third Life session 6

Part 5

Martyn: That's a surprisingly smart bunker-trap.

Grian: What is that supposed to mean? I'll have you know I was the best trap maker in the server.

Martyn: Suuure

Scott: And yet I feel that it's going to be the one to work the least.

Pearl: Same.

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arkiwii · 6 months

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Kristen Arknights is giving me brainworms this cannot continue

Before Lone Trail, I was really convinced that "ah yeah so she's really evil", like what, she approved and conducted the Diabolic Experiment? She approved the experiment at Site #359 and was probably looking at the giant Hub from her window, presumably while eating popcorns, and when Saria arrived to scream at her "WHAT THE FUCK" Kristen just replied "Oh hey I knew you would solve it"? She also funded Loken's Watertank and collected his data on children experiments after he got arrested??

Any sane person would be calling her an egoist, a betrayer, a seeker, a loner

And yet, she was a pioneer.

Lone Trail dropped and now, I don't even know what to think anymore of this character. Like I don't approve what she has done, but also, I don't hate her. She put me into a state of mind I can't think straight anymore. This dog is TRULY fucked up.

She was obsessed, truly obsessed by her dream. She wanted to achieve what her parents had failed to do. She wanted to honor her family, to prove something to the world. To find the truth. To break the sky.

And she fucking did it. She absolutely did. She achieved it, she had done what nobody has ever done before. Regardless of the methods, regardless of morals and ethics, what she did was HUGE. That night, everyone on Terra looked up at the sky. She made a huge step forward, she revolutioned and changed things. The moment she pierced the starpod, a page in the history of the world had been turned, a new era has started. This event was major. And countless scientists will look up upon her, and for ages, her name will be praised.

And she did at what cost? Everything. Her own life, her friends.

I can't stop thinking about how much she tried to keep Saria away from her. I thought that Kristen was using Saria, that she didn't care about her, but actually it's... Something else. She does care about Saria, but it's Saria who was completely obsessed with Kristen. It's Saria who refused to let go. Of course, Saria devoted her life to protect Kristen, she wanted to stay with her until the very end. Kristen did not wanted it, she wanted Saria to continue to live on. It's her dream, and she's ready to die to achieve it. Not Saria's. Nor Muelsyse's.

I can't stop thinking about how she tried EVERYTHING to stop Saria. She studied her Arts, found ways to supress them, created Power Armors to neutralize them, she showed coldness to Saria to keep her away. But god, Saria was clingy as hell. If Kristen had to get to install a trap door in her spaceship SPECIFICALLY for Saria, that's to say how much Saria did not want to let go.

Saria was ready to die for Kristen, she was ready to stay with her until the very end. But Kristen always had in mind to go alone.

And in the end, she had to show Saria that she deserves to live, to continue, that there's still people who need her. Rhine Lab needs her. Ifrit needs her. Silence needs her. Rhodes Island needs her. She can't join Kristen like that. She can't die yet.

Even if Kristen was obsessed by her dream, she was still able to care enough for Saria and the people around her.

And god fucking damn I'm crying

Kristen is absolutely the best antagonist of all Arknights there's absolutely no way we can't do better, I'm standing on my ground

#I'm just throwing away my thoughts because I need to let them go #if you remember my post before about what I think of Saria and Kristen's relationship #I was very wrong #I really thought it was abusive/toxic #but actually it's SO complex #Jesus I wanna analyze this woman with a microscope #there's no cure for her #I'M BARKING AND SCREAMING #she said “oh yeah sciences requiees sacrifices ?”#“aight imma be this sacrifice then”#GOD SHE FUCKING DID IT #Lone Trail has been out for a week and I am still crying about it send tweet #arknights #help me

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robotpussy · 9 months

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i wish ppl would just shut up when ppl say they're afraid of something i don't care if you think it's stupid or unnecessary or the thing they're afraid of is already widely disliked by many people you don't understand where ppls trauma is coming from and even if there isn't any trauma causing the fear just shut up and move on

#people do this to me about spiders theyre always like omg it wont do anything to you but thats the fucking thing #that annoys me so much i know it wont do anything to me i know they are important to the environment but im still fucking scared #of spiders they just look scary and i literally freeze up and cry when i see a huge one like i genuinely get scared #i dont care that its smaller than me i dont care that you think theyre cute i dont care that youre tired of ppl hating #spiders. im scared of them because i am you dont neee to give me biology 101 to try and get me to not be scared leave me alone #i feel the same way abt ppl who laugh at ppl for being scared of dogs #'oh? ur scared of the 4 yr old dog is barking at you?' like so what if this is the case? shut up!!!! it doesn't matter that u think its #stupid alot of these fears that ppl think are stupid aren't a open door for u to ne patronising just shut the fuck up #there is a girl i know who has a phobia of crisps/chips and ppl think its stupid and inconvenient #like. who cares if u think its stupid there is a real trauma behind her fear and even if there wasnt literally. calm down and go somewhere #else and eat the crisps like omfg

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musical-chick-13 · 10 months

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Someone will bring up Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and then it will literally take a miracle to stop me from uncontrollably vibrating at a speed that could break the sound barrier.

#YOU MEAN YOU CAN MENTION THIS /CASUALLY/ IN /CONVERSATION/?????#YOU /DON'T/ HAVE THE URGE TO SCALE THE NEAREST AVAILABLE WALL AND BARK LIKE A POMERANIAN #yes this is based on real events I followed someone for an unrelated thing and then they explicitly made a reference to this show and #I was like 'mc13 oh my god please be normal about this PLEASE' I am STILL telling myself that #my god there is no way to describe what this show did to me #AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH #mc13's routine cxgf media breakdown #crazy ex girlfriend #the greatest show ever made

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sematarygirls · 2 months

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AHHHH SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

#🎀#HES SO HOT #OH MY FUCKING GOD #I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM #GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE #DARLINGGGGG #GUESS WHO JUST ESCAPED THE PSYCH WARDDDDD #patrick hockstetter #this picture makes me FERAL #it 2017 #BARK BARK #I NEED HIM #I NEED HIM BAD #I NEED HIM IN WAYS THAT TRANSCEND THE LAW #I NEED HIM IN WAYS THAT ARE CONCERNING TO FEMINISM

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maledistributionsystem · 2 months

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sup. hey. i read your tags. the ones about you showing your posts to versions of your younger self. just wanted to say i'm glad you're making those things for you. those younger versions of ourselves are still within us, after all. i'm proud of you.

I cant even do my gimmick for this one man.

I've been staring at this ask for days.

It means a lot to me. Thank you.

Im deadass too, this ask fr means a lot to me.

He's (my younger self) really small, he aint know what to do with all these feelings, all this unignorable transness. He spent so long in so much pain. I love him, i'd do anything to go back in time and show him how far we've come in less than 5 years.

I make a lot of these posts for him. I wonder, what wouldve been earth-shattering for me to have seen when i was 13? or 15?

Do you remember that one movie, "Home"? Its an animated movie, and I remember the first time i saw it, the first time i saw the main characters mom say "Have you seen my daughter? She has beautiful brown skin, [..]" that rocked my shit. It was the first time i'd ever heard someone on TV say that someone who had my skin is beautiful. Ive long forgotten damn near everything about that movie, but that scene still sits with me. I aint even a chick but i was like damn...black kids is beautiful too?

I want my posts to have that affect on the little boys still inside other men. Now dont none of you show this shit to no actual kids cause thats weird, nah i'm talkin about other 20-somethin year old men who still got the ghosts of their child selves, scared and hurting and crying for acceptance.

I want my posts to grip yall by the collars of your shirts and i want it drilled into your little fucking heads that you can be a black trans man. you aint no confused girl, you aint no lesbian, you not some tomboy, you aint being poisoned by white people, and you sure as shit arent "possesed by demons" or some stupid shit like that. You're a man full stop, and embracing that is beautiful.

but to do that i gotta make sure they do that to me lmao, and uh, yeah they fuckin do.

this got long and sappy but uh, thanks!

#Bark Line #honestly i suggest other men do the same thing. you aint gotta show everybody like i do #but it feels good. i look at my own pictures a lot actually. they make me feel good.#oh btw if youre wondering why i havent answered any particular nonny ask its cause im shy lmfao #i speak when i am comfy and got the energy for it lol

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gaytaikawaititi · 1 year

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#A ZNDHSNSHDJSIE HEEEEEEE #i might be team bared but this look is so good too oh my godddddd #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #i am chomping biting barking #edward teach #txt #taika waititi

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silverskye13 · 4 days

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Man why is writing so hard today? I literally sat down at my computer and typed for a solid hour and a half and it was utter garbage. But the more I looked at it the less I could figure out how to fix it! So I pulled up PS and decided to draw instead but every image just flew out of my head I couldn't do it and really I should be writing and man my eyes hurt. My whole face hurts kinda, actually, but my eyes really hurt and it's so hard to focus and it shouldn't be this hard and-- Jesus Christ it's 1am and I only got 3 hours of sleep last night.

#spazzcat barks #delete later #one of the silliest things about being Too Tired is your brain gets so confused you forget youre tired #and just end up being confused about why youre confused instead #why is life so hard why are my emotions eratic why do i feel like i deeply Need something that isnt food or water why do i long for #companionship but find talking deeply bothersome like im pulling from a dry well why do my eyes teeth face hurt why is moving hard why is #the very idea of doing literally anything so exhausting is this depression am i depressed have i lost joy in life what if my friends hate me #what if im worthless what if ive suddenly lost the ability to live a full and healthy life why are me emotions so eratic right now why--#-- oh shit i need sleep #huh #how did i manage to forget that?#anyway im going to bed now lol #sometimes the Big Existential Questions have an easy answer and that easy answer is bedtime

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every-sanji · 2 months

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#one piece #sanji #black leg sanji #everysanji #thriller bark #ch451 #ft. usopp #ft. nami #penguin sanji #augh this one actually comes before the last one but am lazy #i had the other one screenshot for poll results so i do not care that much #OH I CAN DRAG POSTS IN ORDER.... THE WAY YOU DO IT KINDA SUCKS BUT OH #EXCELLENT

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theswedishpajas · 6 months

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Been listening to more VJ recently and it put my brain into top gear these past few days.

Ref under readmore

Screenshot taken from the music video for Niet Naar Huis Toe by Vieze Jack on youtube.

#my art stuff #digital art #screenshot redraw #beetlejuice #cartoon #toonjuice #but with a TWIST #cus once again I’m drawing him in one of the outfits of #Vieze Jack #and I am scratching up my walls from it just as much as last time #AUGH I JUST LOVE DRAWING VJ #HE MAKES ME GO GRRRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK #or like *violent bleating*#or something? ifk man I’m just going insane in the gay brain rn #uhhhhhh #painting #OH AND I ADDED LIL SANDWORM PIRANHA PLANTS CUS I’M NOT ABOUT TO DEAL WITH REAL PLANTS LMAO #I’m gonna be honest. I was streaming this to my friends on discord and the music kept cutting out and not playing-#- and my brushes were slow and it took about a minute for the saving bar to appear on Clip #and it was stressing me out so much so I’m just glad it’s finally finished #I barely even care about thr lil things that don’t looks like they should #I’m so extremely tired and almost out of breath from how stressed it made me to make this #and I’m gonna take a reat and keep watching House for the rest of the day. OTL #break*#forgot to tag #Niet Naar Huis Toe #Vieze Jack Niet Naar Huis Toe

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rat-rosemary · 9 months

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I was going to scream about how I can't read fics with antagonistic Dream anymore because his character is just so badly written and once but then I started thinking about an au where Dream is an actual interesting character and I've come up with two Tommy-centric hero aus

Vigilante Tommy gets in a fight with hero Dream while on a patrol, asks about Dream's ring in an attempt to distract him. Dream, who loves his fiances so much and will absolutely take any chance to talk about them is stoked to stop the fight to show off his minecraft themed engagement ring and tell Tommy (and Tubbo, who demands to be put on speaker so he can ask Dream about where he got the ring) all about his soon to be husbands (The bench trio ends up getting invited to Dream's wedding, Tommy very proudly being the flower boy) (Featuring: Queer platonic bench trio and Tommy being a menace on the internet)

And a second, much angstier au

Standard vigilante Tommy villain sbi found family, heroes Sapnap and George being the main antagonists. They target the syndicate and anyone related to them in any way, fighting them in a harsh and brutal way that makes it clear they're "shooting" to kill. The two of them used to be in a trio with the hero DayDream, being know as a trio that was actually pretty good at descalation and taking down villains without too much damage to the villain or the space they're fighting in. That is, until DayDream suddenly stopped appearing publicly almost a month ago, George's and Sapnap's behavior changing completely since then. The reason why is a mystery to Tommy until later, when he meets Dream and discovers that the reason George and Sapnap are like this now is because Dream got badly injured when he intercepted a test biologic bomb Villain!Wilbur had thrown at a group of civilians on an attack almost a month ago, and he has been getting sicker and sicker since then, with their only hope of restoring his health being figuring out what the fuck was on that bomb. But even still, he might never recover.

#the dog barks #dream smp #dreamwastaken #tommyinnit #dsmp au #yeaaaaahhhh #ive been brainstorming these bitches #from the first au #dream is getting married to George and Sapnap #so #dnn #skeppy was the one who made the rings #tommy posts a shot of a bunch of heroes in a room with the words 'they dont know they're not invited to Dream's wedding because of #transphobic and anti-mutant comments and I am'#tommy is *very* smug about being invited to the wedding #even more about being the flower boy #hes also the one who makes the wedding dresses! (he begged to be the one to make them)#dream is the one who helps bemch trio figure out they want to be queerplatonic partners #oh! and bench trios vigilante code names to each other are King for Tubbo. Poet for Ranboo and Soldier for Tommy #tubbo #ranboo #bench trio #Sapnap #georgenotfound #dsmpshipping #second au!!!#I HIT 3O TAGS!!! NOOOOOO #ill ramble more in the replies or ill reblog with more tags #THEY CANNOT SILENCE MEEEEEEE #twin aus

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vamp-fag · 27 days

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anyways time to be a whore as a self defense mechanism

#yk i should probably be sadder than i am #but im kinda not???#oh well #vamp barks

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