lalalalalalalala i want his dick down my throat

i fucking REFUSE to believe these 2 drawings were made by the same person

estrogen could have saved her (Elliot Smith)

most interesting part of mail job so far is working flats (oversize envelopes/newspapers/magazines) because there's so much more to see because, you know, they tend not to cover up magazines and whatnot so i can look over the headlines of some random town's local newspaper or i can get an eyeful of the cover of some random catalog

and boy. there be some specific-ass publications in this world.

can someone tell me what exactly bakugo is doing in this image because if nobody knows i’m going to fully assume he’s cradling deku and checking for major injuries. he’s a worrywart and he’s now upset that his beloved has run off to battle and i believe this firmly.

You wouldn't believe my shock when I had this little guy evaluated.

Why does Ananas Dragon cost one coin more than the other dragons?? (With the exception of Longan Dragon)

Ego.

''pat ralsei this'' ''noelle is so cute that'' what about the FUCKING TASQUES. WHO'S GONNA PET THEM??? HUH????

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

HAPPY PRIDE!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

what even is the message here