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Not beating the overuse of the "not beating the allegations" meme format allegations.
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Robotnik has a strange effect in men
#how many men does he have grieving him and trying to complete his life's work?#not beating the allegations#knuckles series#robotnik#dr. robotnik#agent stone
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choking up and crying aya cant just be like yay i think my crush likes me back :) shes like hmmm koga san is a sad dachsund, or perhaps a poodle
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They're at the same place but won't post each other 😮💨
#what about not spending holidays with other drivers lmao#not beating the allegations#carlos sainz jr#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#charlos#c2#scuderia ferrari
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right what’s all this then
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Also yeah they really did give Skizz the angel task huh
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Previous Anon sound silly. This is Fandom. Itachi can have any sexuality we want. Ever heard of bi or pan people previous Anon?
Right? People can have a girlfriend today and a boyfriend tomorrow and an enby or agender partner after that, so even if we get some filler episode where Itachi eats Izumi's face without looking as miserable as he always did when he shared a screen or a page with her, he'll never beat the "not entirely straight" allegations XD
this was a choice
Mans is pigeon-toed and primed to practice his Morning Musume dance routine
name a girlier man on that show I'll wait, even Sasuke has more bone and they took him for a girl
the polish is Akatsuki polishy, but is the length?
Someone's looking sheepish. Yes yes filler but when did he look this blissful in an Izumi filler shot, I'll wait
the needlessly emphasized elegance of that moment and every single hand motion of his ever
Official art. Conservative wall flower Itachi with a bare midriff and armpits and little ankle bangles excuse me NONE of the others are that exposed OR that bedazzled OR had their hair done for the occasion. I swear 2/3 of the people drawing Itachi for official purposes have certain thoughts about him, you can't change my mind.
I don't make the rules
Getting teased for liking sweet stuff and feeling compelled to explain that food has no gender. "Bla bla filler bla" okay well exactly, why isn't there any canon anime appearance if she was so important? They didn't even animate her actual novel appearances and reduced her to an annoying, whiny friend with zero commitment, zero romantic foreshadowing, non-canon scenes instead, because IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE. AFTER Obito mentioned a lover on screen. All of Itachi's flashbacks of loss were Shisui and his parents. Must have gotten over her pretty fast.
Oh and also, Obito "meaning her" when he said "his lover" is a problem when Pierrot included that scene, but then had Obito kill her. So who was the lover "Itachi killed" in the anime? Until his fight with Danzo, Sasuke didn't question that Itachi killed *drum roll* Shisui. So in terms of anime-only consistency, that lover wasn't Izumi.
#itachi is definitely not a super straight podcast addict#testosterone is low too#wasn't even enough for a jawline#itachi#itachi uchiha#uchiha itachi#itachi headcanons#itachi hc#not beating the allegations#izumi was a beard
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20 questions for fic writers
tagged by @geneeste. :) i may have done this one before, but tumblr blog search was traditionally unhelpful and i have several very important things i should be doing, so here we are <3
1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 219
2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 655,471
3. What fandoms do you write for?
stargate atlantis is the runaway lead, then sg-1, 90s/00s treks, the x-files, and a grab bag of other things. only two fics so far for m*a*s*h but the forecast looks good!
4. What are your top five fics by kudos?
no sooner met (star trek voyager, j/c, eight years of friends-to-lovers in 5k or less)
career day (stargate sg-1, clone!sam/jack, damn that sure was a choice to go back to high school amirite)
next chapter (the good place, chidi/eleanor, the intimacy of reading)
first date (star trek voyager, j/c, falling in love again)
occupational hazards (the good place, chidi/eleanor, eleanor would rather not be the architect)
5. Do you respond to comments?
eventually!!!! i tend to keep nice ones on my home page for a while to cheer me up and then sometimes they get buried. i wake up nights like "damn the good place fandom really went all out with amazing comments on that random fic in like 2018 and i never replied," so maybe i need to go through my inbox and belatedly clear my cosmic debts.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
twilight (stargate atlantis, sheppard/weir, what if john didn't break the cycle). strong on style but real weak on comfort.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
weaving loose ends (stargate sg-1, sam/jack) ends with a wedding! in twenty years of writing romance fic, that has maybe only happened once?
8. Do you get hate on fics?
not yet! but the year is young.
a fic of mine did cause a dramatic fandom schism once, in the dancing with the stars fandom no less. a splinter fan group created in exile! a mod claiming to be personal friends with the stars! everybody storming out and then blocking each other! so my fic did cause hate, but somehow i personally escaped unscathed. i didn't even get blocked. (lesson: in some spaces, rpf is encouraged until They Fuck. second lesson: if you start a fire and then stay very quiet, everyone forgets about you.)
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
i do!! i guess!! but i'm struggling with it right now and it's giving me a complex. and "what kind" is like......... vanilla het fic for the most part tbh. gauzy curtain vibes, even. basically, i have to really sit and think about whether to rate something M or E, you know?
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
nope!
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
nope!
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
yes, but not since the x-files days. rip geocities webrings we salute you for your years of service.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
no, but i think i'd like to! passing chapters back and forth sleepover style like "haha write your way out of THIS" would be fun. (or collaborating in a more mundane way, i guess....)
14. What’s your all time favorite ship?
john sheppard/elizabeth weir (stargate atlantis). first fic in the tag and i'm still fuckin there. three years on tv and a lifetime in my goddamn brain.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
realistically, i'm feeling pretty down on the chances that i'll ever finish ANY wip that's longer than 20k, but the two long ones withering on the vine that i'd like to finish are a sam/jack sg1 episodic soulmate fic and "what if janeway went undercover with the maquis instead of tuvok: the novel."
16. What are your writing strengths?
stealing one of geneeste's answers because "character complexity" is a good one! i don't feel satisfied with any fic unless i feel like i have learned something new about a character, or highlighted it in a new way.
my more specific strength, according to @coraclavia, is missing-scene fics that weave through an entire series canon to make a thesis statement (they are In Love).
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
😭 i can't write anything long 😭 i really wish i were different 😭 i envy those of you with staying power who can return to a story after going to work or writing something else and keep plugging away at it. i used to write sprawling things when i was a teen, but since becoming Adult With Job now many years ago, i've totally lost that skill!!
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
haaaahahahaha. talk about a weakness. i literally couldn't bring myself to write a fic that required dialogue in Ancient from stargate, a language that -- i cannot stress this enough -- is not even real. i'm like "well maybe i'll study latin for three years and then analyze all the episodes where they speak it to reverse engineer the differences so i can write the bastardized space latin correctly" GIRL WHY. JUST FUCK IT UP.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
first completed story that i recall would have been star trek voyager in my early teens, and by the grace of rural internet and some kind of prescient sense of self-preservation, it does not live online. first internet-published fic was several years later, for the x-files. for better or worse, that one can still be found.
20. Favorite fic you’ve written?
i think pieces (stargate atlantis, sheppard/weir, catharsis through sex pollen) might be the new best, and i had a lot of fun writing erasers on pencils (stargate sg-1, clone!sam/jack, catharsis through truancy).
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i am sure many of my fic-writer-meme friends have done this already but @ussjellyfish if your answers have changed since whenever you did it last; i'd love to hear how @havocthecat, @anretc, and @coraclavia would answer this; and blowing dandelion meme seeds over the fence to the mash fandom: @remyfire!
#when i say i write short one-shots i just did some napkin math#and my average word count is below 3k and several of my longest 'fics' are collections#NOT BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS#fic asks#mai fic#i think i might find this under one of those tags the next time someone tags me so i will know for sure i've done it...
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Me: I’m normal about my hyperfixations
My two year old cousin: *singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star*
Me:
#inspired by recent events#not beating the allegations#i’m fine with it#dont worry#scythe audio#the reddening#lullaby
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i think its an issue when every time i hear suburb/suburban/suburbia , i always think of pvz because haha pvz gw is in a place called suburbia BECAUSE ITS LITERALLY A SUBURB AREA YOU DUMBASS
LIKE WHEN THAT TAYLOR SWIFT GOOGLE EVENT HAPPENED AND IT LIKE SHOWED THE UNRELEASED SONGS SHE WAS RERECORDING AND ONE OF THEM WAS SUBURBAN LEGENDS IM LIKE OMG PVZ I LOVE PVZ EEEEEEEEE GOSH PVZ HAS SUCH GOOD MUSIC OH MY GOD PVZ GW IS SO PRETTY SUCH AMAZING CONCEPT ART AND MAPS!!!887!!
(no, im not autistic)
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just had a jarring "who tf would put that on my dash" reaction to a post only to see that one of my mutuals reblogged it . from me :)
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So last night when @lahnsette-maekohlira tricked me into not beating the not modding ACNH allegations I made an interesting discovery.
Even though the dialogue text in ACNH is hard wrapped, the game also applies soft wrapping.
That is, this line is hard wrapped:
What you do with your Bells is your\n
business, but I ask that you please\n
be wary of this boat. Stay vigilant!
But Lori's line about anti-freeze was not:
Aye aye, Miss Mayor! We'll start pouring anti-freeze in their spawning grounds right away!
See? I didn't put any newline characters in there. But when I triggered the line to record how Isabelle would say it and take the screenshot, I found it came out perfectly well wrapped:
Aye aye, Miss Mayor! We'll start
pouring anti-freeze in their spawning
grounds right away!
I half-expected it to run off the side, I'll be honest.
So what I'm gonna do now is replace it with something even longer to see what happens when it runs into a fourth line. If it waits for a key, I think it's safe to say that first switching to tiny text allows more than three lines.
At any rate, I feel like I have to put a word wrapper in Project Special K now 😺
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when he breathes and has eyes 🥵😍
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assigned ‘vampire’ at tumblr chat w/ mutual 🧛🏻♀️
#i swear im not#i mean i wish i was but#i don’t have enough ‘rizz’ as the kids would say#vampire#vampirism#not beating the allegations#though#i suppose#(the evidence speaks for itself…)
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