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welkinsky · 1 year

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Naruto Shippuden | Calling The By Their First Name

Requested By: @nanahatsugun <3 thanks for the ask!

Part 1: Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke & Shikamaru

Neji

The guy ALWAYS has a cool demeanor and is rarely ever fazed by anything.

But this one time you two were training and he was teaching you a new move. What he loves to do is play around with you until you're super frustrated. Playfully of course.

But this time he took it too far. "Are you done?" you asked with a straight face to which he chuckled and said, "Yea yea now let's get to real training." But he tricked you again!

"Neji Hyuga!" You said standing back up. If you were not facing him you would have never realized the effect that it had on him. He completely froze for a second.

You never call him by his full name and are always sweet to him. And THAT is when he knew that he fucked up.

You couldn't hold in your laugh though heh it was too funny. Plus, you kinda felt bad for him. He never admits it when you tell the story to others and would pout a little when you do.

Itachi

Your relationship with Itachi is very mature & understanding to the point that you two rarely ever fight. It is always a discussion when any of you feel something is off and you get it sorted.

And since you both were away on missions most of the time you don't get to be together in the first place so when you do, you want to make it as good as you both could.

You both decided to meet in a nearby village to Konoha as your path were crossing in the missions. The decided time was afternoon but he didn't come, the evening went by and the night came and you were worried plus super frustrated because your partner was bugging you to move on with the mission.

As you sensed his Chakra and realized he was here you shouted "Itachi Uchiha you better have a good explanation."

He brought some flowers that he picked on the way which he dropped, lol he was so scared. You were the only one who can scare the shit out of the best of the best from Konoha.

Later he told you that he went to check on Sasuke and some of the leaf village ninjas got in the way so he had to fight a little.

You felt bad later but didn't miss the chance to make fun of him later for his face was as still as a stone because of fear.

Not so much to your surprise he, of course, laughed along and admitted that he WAS scared for his life and genuinely haven't felt this in quite some time now.

Obito

He absolutely smothered you with love and had just the type of affection type that you wanted. A mix of physical touch plus an act of service. But he sometimes went too much with the act of service to the point you'd feel guilty about it.

You did tell him that it made you feel this way and he promised that he'll take care of it the next time.

This one time you told him that you loved this flower that you saw on the outskirts of the rain village when you were on a mission.

The next morning you woke up to your room FILLED with those flowers.

"Obito Uchiha" you shouted from your room assuming he was around somewhere. He got anxious thinking he did too much again.

You heard a weak "yes" from the kitchen. When you didn't answer he peaked from the door with just one eye peeping out.

"Come here" you demanded not facing him but the flowers. He figured that he went too far again.

But when you turned with tears in your eyes. He was relieved a little to know that they were tears of happiness.

Shisui

Shisui was the kind of guy who never really gave you any reason to be angry. You mention something once and he'll never do it again.

And your friends were huge fans of his. It was as if they kept tabs on him more than YOU did which was just funny to you at first.

But then it started to get annoying. They'd surround him taking nonsense and in their fake high-pitched voice when he was around.

He already was busy most of the time and never really got any time and whenever you two would hang out they will show up.

This one time it happened again. You waited, 10 mins passed by, 15 mins passed by and you were losing patience now. But you kept quiet because you knew that he was KIND OF a hero of this generation as he was so advance and people were fond of him, especially ladies.

But man oh man they were getting way too close. "Shisui Uchiha," you said as loud as you can making everyone go silent.

"I think we should go," he said bowing to everyone and taking your hand.

He started apologizing but before he could go any further, you stopped him. "I just wanted to get away from there, heh I'm not mad at you or anything," you said genuinely smiling.

Because with his politeness you two would be there for the next hour as well.

He let out a sigh of relief although he did say that you scared the shit out of him for a second there.

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adhdnojutsu · 9 months

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Sparked by a Tumblr hashtag fest:

Who's to say Itachi didn't lie to himself about his parents' peaceful surrender and comforting words until he believed it himself and passed that illusion on to Sasuke? The official version was all Itachi's flashbacks, not Sasuke's.

Sasuke originally heard a potted plant break and his mother screaming at him to stay away. Itachi killed Fugaku first, but Mikoto was under him in all flashbacks of their bodies. How did she get there? Itachi did lie to himself a lot.

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theheirofthesharingan · 5 months

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Hcs for shisui and itachi as husbands? (Not together separately)

Sorry for taking so long to reply to this ask. I'm just not very good at imagining these things. :( But I've tried answering these. Thanks for the clarification too, hehe. Answering this from a girl's perspective.

Complete SFW

Shisui

He loves flowers. Whenever his wife is upset he'll get her her favourite flowers. It's hard to get upset with him but even the best people have tough days. Flowers work every single time. It's okay if he doesn't receive flowers, but he needs to get them for her.

Yes, she does know he loves flowers so she gets them for him too and he is all smiles for a week. He's happy to have a thoughtful wife.

He loves dates too. Before he leaves for a mission, even if it's for a couple of days, he'll take her on a date. When he comes back he does the same.

Every single moment she spends in his absence is bittersweet because he makes her so happy when they're together and when he's not around she has tons of memories to keep her occupied for a while.

Every single day spent with Shisui is like an everlasting honeymoon phase of life. He's an easy person to be with who gives her enough space.

He makes so many jokes, sometimes silly ones, only so that she can laugh and he loves her laugh. It makes him giddy with happiness.

When they grow old and their children are old enough he still goes on dates, far from everyone so that they can spend some time with each other. Old age has dulled neither his feelings for her not the romance.

He remembers all the dates and celebrates it with her - The first time they met, the first time they kissed, the first time they made love, the day they got married, etc., he remembers all of the dates, even if he's super busy with his missions and other work.

Itachi

Okay, Itachi can be a little bit of a hard person to deal with. He's never had an issue in his life handling people, but he has hard time expressing his feelings. He's a quick learner so he tries his level best to make her happy.

At first, even if it's after 2 years of dating, he'll be a little bit awkward after marriage because all of it is so sudden and the change feels too quick if not outright abrupt.

Still he's a quick learner so he settles in his new life rather quickly. He likes things quiet. He'll bring gifts and flowers when she's not expecting them.

When they're watching a movie together he'll play with her hair, hold her hands, play with her fingers, hold her close because they're married and he doesn't feel awkward anymore. Physical contact is essential for him.

Having been busy in missions he never really got a chance to leant to cook, but he spends most of his free time looking at the recipe of her favorite dishes. Occasionally Sasuke sneaks in too who's happy to help his big brother.

Itachi never minded attention he got from girls and guys but now he makes it clear he's taken. If he has to attend a party or any gathering he isn't going without her.

He has a sort of dry sense of humour but he tries to be funny which makes the things he said even funnier, because you don't know if he's joking or being serious, but when she laughs he realizes he said something silly and he can only blush. He's learned the pattern so he deliberately says silly things and sometimes his wife can't stop laughing.

He loves long, quiet drives at night when it's raining.

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vulpisnocturna · 8 months

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hey I was wondering if you could write something where the reader was pregnant before itachi left to fight sasuke but he didn’t know and later reanimated itachi runs into his s/o and she shows him the baby.

Aww 😭 Anon that’s so sad :(

Itachi would be absolutely shattered by the fact that he left his s/o and his child alone. Deep down, he always wished he could have built a family with her, and he feels a lot of remorse for not being able to be there for them.

He would fall in love with his child straightaway. His heart would swell with warmth, and if it could still beat, it would be hammering in his ribcage. He would be heartbreakingly gentle as he strokes the baby’s short hair, and probably tear up when the baby looks at him and smiles.

He would apologise and tell his s/o how sorry he is that he left them, how much he would have loved to be a father, and how beautiful their child is. He’d ask what the baby’s like, what they like, what they act like.

He would want to stay so so badly, but he would know his time is done and it’s time for him to rest. He would try to stay as long as he can before he goes to undo the Edo Tensei, and promise he will wait for them.

He would be so heartbroken at the fact that he can never be there for his child’s first steps or there to help them become whoever they want to be, there to try to impart his knowledge of the world to them to make sure they never make his mistakes, but he knows his place is not with them anymore, and he has to let them go. He hopes it’s a long goodbye, but one where they will meet again.

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danceofthexdragons · 11 months

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Itachi Birthday Headcanons

Happy Birthday to my Hubby Supreme @itachianon Father of my Child My Bestie Hottest Guy Alive Genius Most Caring Loving Doting Man I Could Ask For ♡ I love you LOTS

Itachi hates his birthday. He dreads it. He doesn't count it as a day of celebration but a year of learning from all the years behind him to gain more wisdom. He hates that he has to stray across this day every year and he wishes he could genjutsu everyone into forgetting. He considers this seriously.

He stays sober on his birthday. He refuses to touch a drop of alcohol. Sasuke on the other hand, has very different ideas.

Every year on this day Sasuke has his hawk send a birthday package to wherever Itachi is: Included in the package is a handwritten letter, several handmade dangos and sweets, homemade cupcakes w/frosting decorated with his own eternal mangekyo sharingan (reminding Itachi he has ems and Itachi doesn't), a book guide to "How To Be Popular With The Ladies", several selfies of him and Naruto happily married, designer reading glasses, a cashmere blanket, and a whole cartel of Konoha's Finest Booze. (Sasuke's hawk has to make several trips, and gets quite snippy.)

(Naruto sends Itachi secret nudes, snakeskin assless chaps, and secret admirer letters, which Sasuke rips up)

Once every blue moon Sasuke shows up to spend the day with Itachi, much to Itachi's chagrin and delight. They go to all the sweet shops and even sneak into Konoha's movie theater, and then later hit the pubs. (This year they watch The Little Mermaid movie.)

(Naruto tries to give Itachi love taps "birthday punches" but it doesn't go over too well.)

Sasuke discreetly edges a beer or two every few moments towards Itachi, weighing in on how many beers it would take to get him stone cold drunk.

Itachi does mid level genjutsu to make Sasuke think he's drinking all the beers.

Kisame gives Itachi a pet chicken this year, which Itachi is thankful for since his past birthday gifts consisted of a pet shark which he had to set free, a platypus which he had to kill because it was venomous, a blue ringed octopus which tried to choke him, and a venomous cone snail which Itachi thought was pretty until it tried and succeeded to strike him with a deadly mix of neurotoxins and Itachi was sure he was dead. He named the chicken Emmy and made sunny side eggs for breakfast every morning.

Deidara gave Itachi an overly large raven shaped clay sculpture with a bow tied around it, which was set to explode if Itachi ever rode on it. Itachi asked Deidara to take a midnight date ride with him on the clay bird, and Deidara eagerly said yes, it sounded romantic.

Pein gave Itachi a raise and upper management level Akatsuki including free health insurance, which basically meant he had the authority to be more powerful than all the other Akatsuki members. Itachi didn't think it was a stretch. He also got the special cloak with a hood. Itachi was grateful for being partially shielded from the rain and snow and freezing temperatures.

Konan gave Itachi giftcards to a Spa Day and Hooters. She does the night shifts on Thursdays.

Shisui presented himself as a male hooker. He jumped out of a cake.

Itachi hates to admit it, but he secretly wants to buy himself a Harley.. He doesn't, because he feels it would be too indulgent.

After Naruto becomes Hokage, he has a special present for Itachi: He sets up an orphanage in Itachi's name, with full state of the art facilities, library, fancy living quarters, school, etc. Itachi feels that the Knucklehead has finally done something right and is very pleased with his present.

(Naruto drafts a contract for Itachi as part and parcel with the orphanage which includes a clause to have dinner with him every Saturday night, which Itachi doesn't sign.)

Itachi has a secret ritual from then on that he does on the day before his birthday every year, which is to go to the orphanage and spend all day with the kids.

After spending his birthday with family and friends and Akatsuki, he has a whole night to himself and.. A special girl. A mysterious girl he's been seeing. She's desi and beautiful and has shoulder length brunette hair, with dark mischievous eyes. Itachi hasn't shared her with anyone, for many reasons. What is so puzzling about her? What is her secret? Why do they have rendezvous on this night? What is it about her..

Itachi and his love have a passionate night of love making and their night ends with a ring.. A vow. Tragedy?

Soon. Soon.

(She gifts him with a Harley, which is what she knew he wanted all along.)

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mrsbakashi · 2 years

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B, D, E, T for Itachi plz💕

hi, anon! i'm guessing you're requesting for the a-z dirty headcanon because someone liked that post and 5 seconds later this showed up on my askbox, soooo we'll do it that way. and also because i have zero energy to do the fluff version as well.

ITACHI

⚠️ c.w.: +18, bondage, dom itachi (but also sub itachi - just slightly)

b - bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?)

itachi and bondage are two things that match so much that when you think of one, you instantly think of the other. he lives for it - tying you up, obviously. he actually spends a good amount of time learning and practing new knots. to be honest it's not really about the sex, it's more that you trust and love him so much you're willing to let him tie you up completely and immobilize you. he loves how you moan a little everytime his hands touch your skin while he works on the knots, making sure they're not too tight so they won't hurt you. loves how impatient you get eventually, because he could and would spend hours there. always starts with your wrists.

d - dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a dom? do they have a dom that they trust already? what kind of things do they enjoy as/with their dominant partner?)

itachi is a natural dom. it's some sort of gift, it comes with the sharingan. this trait of his is present not only during sex, but in every other moment. because he's a soft dom he's more focused into actually making sure you're comfortable and okay, though he won't hesitate in punishing you if he feels the need to - he usually doesn't. he's just the kind of guy who will make sure everything is perfect in the tiniest details for you - but by his standards. if you say something is fine, but he doesn't think it's fine, then it simply isn't. and the man's a perfectionist. and you know better than to complain.

he needs to be in control, that's it. that's why during sex he'll usually just tease and overstimulate you, never giving you what you want only so he can hear you begging and crying for him. but the truth is that he needs to feel needed, in every single way a person can be needed and more.

i also have this theory that he's kinda switch (only occasionally), because i believe that sometimes he shows his fragile side and all he wants is to be taken care of, to let you take control and show him that he is loved, he is worthy of love, and with that he is completely submissive for you, completely given to anything you want to do - he's yours.

e - extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)

i am a strong believer that itachi loooooves lingerie. like he will spend a lot of money and time buying lingerie for you, because he just loves the sight and feel of lace on your skin - it drives him so crazy that when he brings a new piece for you he can't barely sit still while you try it on. most of the time you have to surprise him if you want him to actually see how they look on you. he spends more money at victoria's secret than you.

also loves watching you strip, but again, can't barely stand still and never waits for you to finish the show - he's all over you before you can think.

also, not a dirty hc, but since we're talking about extra info and clothes (kinda) itachi loves wearing matching outfits with you - i'm talking those really cliche cringe ones. he just loves sharing that with you.

oh, and breeding, obviously. he's an uchiha, you know the drill.

t - top or bottom (self explanatory…)

we kinda talked about this on the dominance hc, but itachi is always a top. even when he's submissive. it's like he'll try to top you from the bottom 🗣️ he's just not built to be a bottom (at least in the way i see him).

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suvidrache · 8 months

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NSFW Alphabet - Itachi

age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.

Word Count: 457 | Read it on AO3

A: Aftercare - What they're like after sex?

Dead. Tired. He is very tired after sex. May need a little before he can do anything to help you.

B: Body Part - Their favorite part of themselves/you?

His hair and your hands.

C: Cum - Taste, texture, etc?

Almost clear and salty.

D: Dirty Secret

It isn't often, but he enjoys seeing what you're thinking about him.

E: Experience - How much experience do they have?

None, but he does well.

F: Favorite Position

Missionary and cowgirl. On a good day, he'd do missionary. If he isn't doing too well but can still go, cowgirl.

G: Goofy - How are they: serious, funny, etc?

He would either make jokes or not make jokes, but simply smile at something funny.

H: Hair - Shaved, not shaved, color?

He doesn't shave, as he had no reason to before. Black.

I: Intimacy - How are they romantically?

Some days, it's a full candle lit dinner with petals. Other days, it's just some flowers. It depends on how he's feeling.

J: Jack Off - How often do they masturbate?

At least two or three times a month.

K: Kink - Their kinks?

Breeding, maybe some bondage.

L: Location - Favorite place(s) to do it?

The bedroom.

M: Motivation - What gets them into it?

Lingerie, wearing his shirt with nothing else but your underwear or shorts.

N: No - Will not do/turns them off?

Public sex, more than one person, bloodplay.

O: Oral - Giving, receiving, skill?

He prefers giving because that's kind of hard to mess up, and he does good. He does like to receive.

P: Pace - Fast, rough, slow, etc?

Slow and hard, regardless of the day.

Q: Quickie - How often?

When he's feeling good, maybe twice a week.

R: Risk - Willing to take risks/experiment?

It depends on what they are.

S: Stamina - How long/many rounds can they go?

On a good day, 3 for about 30 minutes. Otherwise, 2.

T: Toys - Do they have any/will they use them?

He didn't own any toys before he met you. He would use them if you wanted him to.

U: Unfair - How much do they tease?

He does sometimes orgasm deny you, just to mess with you.

V: Volume - How loud are they?

He has low moans and is sort of loud. If you're not loud, you will hear him.

W: Wild Card - Something random?

If he can, he would enjoy seeing you pregnant with his child.

X: X-Ray - Size, appearance, etc?

7½, lots of veins and a slight curve upward.

Y: Yearning - How high is their sex drive?

High.

Z: ZZZ - How quickly do they fall asleep?

Depends on the day, but after you've been taken care of or as soon as the event is over.

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hailuchiha · 2 months

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You could literally write about anything but you chose to write about 1nc*st. You couldv chose any other charcater but you wanna humiliate Itachi.

**taps description** it appears that although you can read, you don’t have reading comprehension. why don’t you try again :)

#itachi #Anonymous #ask #itachi hc #hailuchiha #why tf would you think i’m humiliating itachi?

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animeomegas · 10 days

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I live for you and your writings <3

Anyway, I do have a request if you would like to fill it!! - how would the naruto boys (itachi, neji, sasuke, naruto) react to a stranger telling their pup off or/ scolding them for a small little mishap that happened while their back was turn? And they only realize it after a good few minutes of their pup being shouted at?

Hehe ty for all your hard work

Thank you so much!! You're so sweet <3 I really, really loved this prompt; it has taken me so long to finish, but I wanted to to it justice! I've just done Naruto and Itachi and Sasuke. But I really hope people enjoy this one!

WHEN A STRANGER SCOLDS THEIR PUP (Omega! Itachi + Naruto + Sasuke)

ITACHI

Itachi's eldest and only son, Yasu, was a very independent and responsible little boy, even though he was only 7.

So it came as no surprise when Yasu asked if he could wait outside the nesting shop instead of coming in with Itachi, because it was a beautiful day and he wanted to stand in the sun.

Itachi was originally hesitant, but with his newborn strapped to his chest, he begrudgingly agreed, knowing that it would be unfair for him to expect Yasu to be mature when it came to his baby sister, without giving him any of the benefits of that maturity.

"You must stay touching this wall at all times," Itachi said seriously, taking his little pup's hand and pressing it against the front wall of the nesting shop. "No leaving this wall unless you're coming inside the shop to find me, promise?"

"I promise," Yasu said, a serious smile on his little round face. "You can trust me, oma."

"I know, my love," Itachi whispered. He pressed a kiss to Yasu's forehead. "I won't take long."

"Okay, don't worry, oma, I'm a big brother now!"

Itachi laughed gently, standing and patting his son on the head as he did. His son was so much like him, and yet nothing like him at all.

But things only stayed sweet for about ten minutes.

Because as Itachi was wandering around looking for a new blanket for Yasu (a strategy other parents had recommend so that he didn't resent his new sister for taking up so much of Itachi's time), he heard crying.

He heard Yasu crying.

He dropped the basket to the ground with a clatter and ran out of the shop as quickly as he could, cradling his newborn safely to his chest.

What he saw caused a flash of anger so hot, he wasn't surprised when his sharigan activated on instinct.

There was a man, towering over his son, shouting and spitting at him, a large finger pointing accusatorily at Yasu's face.

Yasu's face was red as he choked on his tears. His little hand was still pressed up against the wall, but it now shook in time with his sobs.

Itachi's fingers latched onto the man's wrist with an iron grip, twisting the arm with the precision of a shinobi, just enough to hurt, but not quite enough to break. All at once, those shinobi instincts came flooding back even after all these years. He wanted to hurt this man for making his son cry, and he knew full well that he could do it.

"What do you think you are doing shouting at my son?" he said coldly, instead of breaking the man's spine like he desired.

The man's face went pale immediately. Itachi squeezed his wrist harder when the man didn't immediately reply.

"I- I-" the man stuttered, losing even more colour from his face. "I was just..."

"Not good enough," Itachi said coldly, sharigan spinning. The man whimpered pathetically. Itachi had no patience for bullies, especially those targeting his family.

Itachi held eye contact with the man for a few moments longer before he suddenly released the grip he had on the man's wrist and deactivated his sharigan. The man stumbled backwards and just barely avoided falling to the floor.

"Leave," he said coldly. The man wasted no time in doing as he was told and Itachi, despite having been the one to tell him to go, had to supress the urge to follow and eliminate the threat to his pup.

"O-Om-oma- oma," Yasu choked, tears and snot streaming down his face. He held one arm up in the universal request to be picked up, but he seemed too scared to stop touching the wall and approach Itachi himself. "O-Oma, I-I- didn't-"

Itachi suppressed the anger as best as he could and dropped down beside Yasu so that they were eye to eye. Yasu immediately barrelled into his side, still careful to avoid his baby sister.

"I'm so-sorry, oma, I didn't me-mean to! He said- he said- but you said I- I- couldn't move a-a-and-" he wailed, pushing his face into Itachi's collar bones and gripping his clothes tightly.

Itachi shushed him, "It's alright, sweetheart, you didn't do anything wrong." He rubbed Yasu's back firmly, anger burning through his veins as he felt his pup's tiny shoulders shake. While Itachi didn't know what had caused the conflict, there was nothing that Yasu could have done to warrant such a disgustingly aggressive reaction.

His newborn, clearly unhappy with being smushed, soon started up her own wailing, until Itachi was crouched outside the nesting shop with two distraught pups.

Itachi could feel himself becoming frazzled as none of his attempts to calm either child worked at all. People were giving him looks, some kind and some less so, and while he had never cared much what random people thought of his parenting, it was a stark reminder that he was far from the safety of home.

"Itachi?"

Itachi actually sighed in relief when he heard you come up beside him. You were planning on meeting him here after he finished shopping, but thankfully, you seemed to be a little early.

Itachi didn't waste any time greeting you, he simply scooped the wailing baby out of the sling on his chest and passed her to you.

"What happened?" you asked, sounding baffled as you accepted the infant and immediately began soothing her. Itachi ignored you and readjusted Yasu so that he could hug him properly. The boy cried heavily into his shoulder, but at least Itachi could fully cocoon him and keep him safe from the outside world now.

It took a few minutes, but with two pairs of hands and the ability to pick Yasu up properly, both the pups started to settle, their wails turning into little sniffles.

Itachi's face must still have promised murder however, because you kept your eyes focused warily on the surroundings and didn't ask for clarification on what had happened again.

"We're going home, darling, I promise we'll be there soon." As far as Itachi was concerned upset pups needed to be at home where it was safe, so he immediately abandoned the idea of finishing his shopping.

You followed his lead and you both made it home in record time, Itachi holding Yasu and you cradling the baby. Neither of you spoke as you walked. There was a mutual understanding that you'd address what happened after you were safe.

By the time you got home, both pups had fallen into an exhausted sleep.

"What happened?" you asked quietly as you gently closed the front door behind you. "Is Yasu alright?"

Itachi took a breath to smother the barely contained burning rage, "Some fully grown adult," he emphasised the word like it was the worst insult possible, "thought it appropriate to shout at Yasu when he was waiting outside the nesting shop."

"For what reason?" you asked, baffled and angry.

"I don't care." Itachi's voice was tinged with a growl and his hands flexed protectively around Yasu. "I believe he was too frightened to get the words out regardless."

You snorted, "Good."

Itachi's smile was tinged with gleeful cruelty, "Indeed."

NARUTO

When people asked him what he disliked most about being Hokage, Naruto would always make a joke about paperwork.

That answer wasn't exactly incorrect, as he did find the paperwork tedious and irritating, but it wasn't actually the part he disliked the most.

The part that he disliked the most was how much the job kept him away from his family.

Especially his three-and-a-half year old son, Riku, who was the most precious person in the world and who was also having a hard time adjusting to Naruto not being at home as much, even though it had been almost a year since he took up the role.

He tried to make as much time as he could for Riku, sending a clone to tuck him in at night, spending his lunch break eating with him (and his mate) in his office, hell, Naruto even had a tiny pair of noise cancelling earmuffs in his desk so that Riku could sit on his lap while Naruto heard mission reports.

It wasn't perfect and it didn't feel like enough, but it was all the Naruto could do at the moment.

And today was one of the days that you and Riku would be joining him for lunch in his office.

Unfortunately, a spontaneous mission debriefing had started before he could slink away for lunch.

And while Naruto knew that it was not this team's fault that their mission had increased in rank and thus required an immediate verbal debrief, (this had happened to Naruto himself more times than he could count), he was finding it hard not to feel frustrated with the group in front of him.

They were keeping him away from his son which was making him antsy.

A glance at the clock confirmed that his family were certainly waiting for him outside by now, and the guilt was difficult to push down.

It was at that moment that the door to his office suddenly creaked open. Naruto's eyes jumped automatically to it as the team leader stopped speaking. Naruto's secretary knew he was in a meeting, so who was at the door?

At a much lower height than expected, the intruder's chubby little cheeks peaked nervously around the door. His tiny hands were held cautiously to his chest while he chewed on his bottom lip, but it was the head of bright blond hair that had Naruto's heart jumping into his throat.

It was Riku.

Naruto was already half way out of his seat when Riku finally saw him. His whole body relaxed and a smile crept onto his face as he toddled into the room. Naruto felt his own exhaustion melt away in response; his son was the cutest thing he'd ever seen.

"Oma!" his son cheered. "You're here!"

Naruto laughed, forgetting all about the debrief, as he moved around his desk. "Of course, I'm here, silly. Where's appa? How did you-"

Suddenly, another person entered the room, his face twisted angrily. He grabbed Riku by the wrist, startling him and Naruto in the process.

"What did I say?!" the man, Naruto's secretary, demanded, squeezing Riku's wrist. "I told you to wait quietly, and that you weren't allowed in yet, but you barged your way in when my back was turned! Out! Right now! I'm so sorry, Hokage-sama, I won't let this happen again."

Naruto had heard far worse from far scarier people when he was Riku's age, but Riku wasn't like him. He wasn't capable of the bravado and retaliation that Naruto had used to limp through his childhood, no. Riku was a sensitive child. He needed everyone to like him, to be gentle with him, and Naruto knew that he wouldn't be able to cope with such blatant negative attention.

Naruto watched as his pup's anxiety spiked, and he felt his heart drop in response. Riku's wide eyes bubbled over with heavy tears that covered his little flushed cheeks. His mouth moved like he was trying to speak, but he was simply too frightened to get any words out.

Naruto's secretary was not happy with the lack of movement. "Out, now!"

Riku was frozen, and when the man tugged him, knocking him off balance, all the colour drained from his face and his breathing became harsh and disjointed. To make things worse, his darling pup, who had only been out of nappies for a short few months, lost control of his bladder from fear.

Naruto saw red. A wave of killing intent swept over the room. It was so strong that Naruto was distantly aware that his guard was shifting nervously where they were hidden, and that several members of the debriefing team had fallen to their knees. Naruto only had eyes for one person though.

Naruto's secretary dropped his hold on Riku like he'd been burnt and fell heavily into the door frame, shoulder first. Naruto had fought in a war, but he'd never moved as fast as he did in that moment, as he planted himself between his secretary and his son.

"Get. Out," Naruto ground out, somehow keeping control of his voice. Naruto had never attacked a civilian, and he didn't want to start now, but if this man wasn't out of his sight in the next three seconds, something was going to snap.

Thankfully, the man didn't need to be told twice. With a terrified face and wobbly limbs, he stumbled out of the office with all the grace of a newborn giraffe. Naruto felt no guilt when he heard the man retching on the floor.

Wasting no time, Naruto spun around and grabbed his pup up and into the safety of his embrace. He didn't pay any attention to the dampness, and some of the furious anxiety left him as soon as his instincts registered that his child was safe with him.

Riku was still very stiff, but he did reach out and grab Naruto's collar. His breathing was worryingly sporadic.

Naruto cooed and purred at his pup, rocking him gently from side to side. His rage was still bubbling below the surface, but he kept his outward presentation comforting and gentle.

"Oma's here," he whispered into his pup's hair. "Oma's got you. You're safe, Riku."

Naruto sat back down in his chair and arranged Riku on his lap so that he was cocooned in his Hokage's robes. He then grabbed the earmuffs from his desk and slipped them over his pup's ears to help him calm down.

The team that had been debriefing were still stood awkwardly in front of his desk. They were all back to standing upright, but they seemed unsure of what to do seeing as it was hardly appropriate to continue the debriefing, but they also hadn't been dismissed.

"You guys can go. Just leave the report on my desk."

They all bowed and scurried out of the room.

Naruto ended up sitting there in silence for a few minutes, just processing what had happened while he calmed down his son.

He hated using his power to make others afraid. He loved being a friendly hokage that everyone could trust and look up to. But he had been so angry that he had lost control.

He was still angry, if he was being honest with himself.

And he also felt guilty. Because that small part of him that always questioned whether this job was a selfish desire, was suddenly so much louder.

This wouldn't have happened if he had been at home with his family for lunch like most parents with young children.

He was broken out of his thoughts when you arrived, fresh from your bathroom break, having walked into the aftermath of chaos.

Of course you were there; you always joined them for lunch, it had just escaped Naruto's mind until you were in front of him.

Riku had calmed down a lot, but he was still staring at the wall, holding Naruto as tightly as he could with his little hands.

"What happened?" you asked quietly, coming straight over to him and Riku. You smoothed a hand over Riku's hair and crouched down beside him. He kept one hand on Naruto and latched the other one onto your hand as soon as you were in range.

Naruto just shook his head, feeling exhausted all of a sudden. "Let's just head home. Riku needs a change of clothes and a nice bath with lots of bubbles."

To your credit, you didn't ask why, you simply nodded and allowed Riku to bury himself in your arms while Naruto gathered his things. He wasn't coming back into the office today, and he told you as much.

"Are you sure?" He pretended that your surprise didn't hurt as much as it did.

"Yes," Naruto said shortly. He needed to find a better way to balance his job and his family, because this just wasn't cutting it.

"Okay," you said easily, rocking Riku. "Let's head home then. We can talk there."

SASUKE

Some people called Sasuke an overprotective parent, but Sasuke knew that his parenting style was entirely justified.

If someone was rude to his daughter, they deserved to have their life ruined as far as he as concerned.

If teachers made up lies about her, Sasuke would refuse to listen.

If his daughter was bullied, Sasuke would go and... speak... to the parents of the bully to 'encourage' them to be better parents.

This was an entirely normal response in his opinion. That was his daughter, his child, and while he sometimes struggled to verbalise his love, his daughter would never question his dedication to her.

She was still only seven, and needed his protection.

One day, when he was walking to meet her halfway from school, he noticed that she wasn't alone.

A tall woman, much too old to be a peer from school, was standing close, shoving her finger in his daughters face. His daughter didn't look cowed. She was staring, with her arms crossed, but this didn't stop the woman from her tirade.

She started shouting about how rude his daughter was, and how that was to be expected when her oma was the village pariah.

How dare she?!

He acted without thinking.

The kunai flew from his hand before Sasuke had even registered the movement, piercing the hand of the woman who had been pointing aggressively at his pup's face.

She shrieked as the pain registered and blood began running down her arm. Sasuke watched, stoic faced, as he walked towards them. The only emotions her pain brought to him were positive ones.

His daughter whirled around and he was privileged enough to see her face turn from confused to delighted as she recognised him. She was truly the light of his life.

"Oma!" she cheered, happily. He nodded back, a small smile on his face. He was proud to see that she didn't look scared at all, but that certainly didn't excuse the adult that had been shouting at her.

"Are you crazy?!" the woman hissed, holding her hand to her chest. Her face was twisted with rage and pain instead of fear, which cemented her in Sasuke's mind as an idiot. "They'll take away your shinobi licence for this!"

Another kunai found its place in his hand. These kunai really had a mind of their own today. "Are you threatening me? After you so blatantly attacked my daughter?"

"Attacked?! That rude little-"

The kunai flew from his hand again, this time flying less than an inch from her ear. It shut her up immediately.

"Choose your next words carefully." His daughter came over to his side and hugged him around the hips. He rested a hand affectionately on her head.

"I'll be reporting this to the hokage," she hissed. Sasuke was not scared; the worst thing Naruto would do is give him a disappointed look. His lack of fear must have shown on his face because the lady stormed off, far less injured than Sasuke would have liked.

Sasuke watched her go before he knelt down to his daughter's level and scanned her from head to toe. "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine." She grinned at him and adjusted her school bag on her shoulder. "That asshole couldn't have scared me if she tried."

"Language," Sasuke admonished gently, poking her in the forehead.

"Am I wrong, though?"

Privately, Sasuke agreed. "Let's just head home, your appa should be along any minute."

When you did meet up with them, you had to listen to your daughter singing about how she had the coolest oma in the world.

And when you wholeheartedly agreed, Sasuke could no longer keep the blush off his face.

#a/b/o #omegaverse #itachi #naruto #sasuke #headcanons #alpha!reader #hcs #reader insert #alpha reader #omega itachi #omega naruto #omega sasuke #gn reader #gender neutral reader #omega x alpha

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adhdnojutsu · 1 month

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Previous Anon sound silly. This is Fandom. Itachi can have any sexuality we want. Ever heard of bi or pan people previous Anon?

Right? People can have a girlfriend today and a boyfriend tomorrow and an enby or agender partner after that, so even if we get some filler episode where Itachi eats Izumi's face without looking as miserable as he always did when he shared a screen or a page with her, he'll never beat the "not entirely straight" allegations XD

this was a choice

Mans is pigeon-toed and primed to practice his Morning Musume dance routine

name a girlier man on that show I'll wait, even Sasuke has more bone and they took him for a girl

the polish is Akatsuki polishy, but is the length?

Someone's looking sheepish. Yes yes filler but when did he look this blissful in an Izumi filler shot, I'll wait

the needlessly emphasized elegance of that moment and every single hand motion of his ever

Official art. Conservative wall flower Itachi with a bare midriff and armpits and little ankle bangles excuse me NONE of the others are that exposed OR that bedazzled OR had their hair done for the occasion. I swear 2/3 of the people drawing Itachi for official purposes have certain thoughts about him, you can't change my mind.

I don't make the rules

Getting teased for liking sweet stuff and feeling compelled to explain that food has no gender. "Bla bla filler bla" okay well exactly, why isn't there any canon anime appearance if she was so important? They didn't even animate her actual novel appearances and reduced her to an annoying, whiny friend with zero commitment, zero romantic foreshadowing, non-canon scenes instead, because IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE. AFTER Obito mentioned a lover on screen. All of Itachi's flashbacks of loss were Shisui and his parents. Must have gotten over her pretty fast.

Oh and also, Obito "meaning her" when he said "his lover" is a problem when Pierrot included that scene, but then had Obito kill her. So who was the lover "Itachi killed" in the anime? Until his fight with Danzo, Sasuke didn't question that Itachi killed *drum roll* Shisui. So in terms of anime-only consistency, that lover wasn't Izumi.

#itachi is definitely not a super straight podcast addict #testosterone is low too #wasn't even enough for a jawline #itachi #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi #itachi headcanons #itachi hc #not beating the allegations #izumi was a beard

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theheirofthesharingan · 6 months

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In an AU where their lives weren't brutalized Itachi would protect Sasuke from their father's wrath, make excuses for him, help him sneak out of the house at night to go out with his friends, while also being strict in his own way. Sasuke would only have to make a tiny pouty face to melt Itachi, and he'd give in right away.

Though Sasuke isn't going to take advantage of anything Itachi does and would be very much understanding.

#itachi #sasuke #uchiha brothers #for once itachi might put his habit of lying to some good use #itachi hc #sasuke headcanons #sasuke hc #itachi headcanons #non massacre au #mine

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vulpisnocturna · 8 months

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Would Itachi be jealous if yn has a guy bestie?!?

To a degree, I hc all Uchiha are possessive as hell. There are a few who are more mellow than the other ones, but none are exempt.

Itachi would quietly loathe your best friend. He would absolutely despise him from a distance, and every time you laugh at one of his jokes or smile at him, his stomach would feel hot with jealousy.

He broods over it. He wants you to be happy, but he hates that it’s with that man. He would probably try to assert his dominance over him by being a little “territorial” so to speak, holding you close to him, flaunting more PDA than he does usually. Kisses on the top of your head, holding your waist, casual touches that would let your friend know that you’re Itachi’s.

You wouldn’t be able to force it out of him that he’s jealous. He doesn’t like showing his cards, and he doesn’t trust your friend, even though he trusts you. Again, he feels shame over how jealous and possessive he is, but he can’t help it.

Definitely would try to sneakily be a part of your plans with him. You being alone with your friend makes his stomach churn, and he’ll take any occasion to surreptitiously let him know that you’re his.

So yes, I think he’d be jealous and wonder why he can’t be your best friend as well as your lover. But he would not let you in on it, because at the same time, he just wants you to be happy.

#itachi #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi #itachi hc #itachi headcanons #itachi imagines #itachi uchiha headcanons #itachi uchiha imagines #itachi x reader #itachi x you #itachi x y/n

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danceofthexdragons · 2 months

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Title: --- ---

Itachi x OC / Angst

Warnings: Mention of intended violence, blood, rage, hate. The central theme is obsession, compulsion maybe?, borders mania and depression. I'm not sure yet.

Note: I wrote this AGES ago. I'm currently going through drafts, starting from the lower rung up. This is a practice draft of writing Itachi x OC. I don't have a ton of experience writing Itachi let alone Itachi x OC. Thought I'd post it just for the hell of it. I was writing with no plot in mind and this slowly started to develop. This is JUST a snippet of a draft, it's not complete. I would love constructive feedback, if you'd like to read more, etc. I'm unsure with this one. I might (will) rewrite the entire premise since I have a larger darker plot in mind. I def have a darker more savory plot in mind.

Part I (draft)

You were enveloped against his skin under a big warm thick blanket while it rains and he tells you he's not going anywhere, and lulls you to sleep. His scent is clean and musky and vaguely reminiscent of night fir trees. You bury your head in his neck and whisper that you're upset he has to leave, again, and he drapes his loose ebony strands over you to tease you. He doesn't make promises or lie that he will come back soon, he does give you loving assurances that you are his only one. His first love. His constant. His absolute. His only. Itachi's trust is something so powerful that the two of you have worked through for years. You believe him implicitly. You need him as fiercely as the blood narrowing through your veins, but you need his assurances and loyalty even more when he's gone. You need to stay calm for those nights when it's too quiet, too lonely, and the voices in your head are too loud. You feel a sick swoop of hate for Pein, for Leader sama, the man behind the militant group, behind your suffering. You feel a rush of HATRED at the politics of it all.. The circumstances. Itachi never argues with you, he doesn't give you flimsy ultimatums. You breathe out from your diaphragm and release all the curled up heat making its way up your throat in the form of a protest. You let it go. You push away all the distant noises of the grey morning and you focus instead on the drizzle of rain lashing against the side of your house. The house you put a down payment on this summer. The house which Itachi walked through for months, agonizing over the build and obsessing over which repairs needed to be handled first, examining every nook and cranny that needed a fresh paint job. He was a calculating one.

You didn't hope for it at first, from this man who was gone for longer than he stuck around, you didn't have any hope that he would agree to move into a new place with you, it was a big step. An even bigger risk to hope the house would draw him in and he would commit. But Itachi was very involved with drafting the plans for the house and he regularly stopped by to check on the construction, he even gave very pointed instructions and "tips" to the builders. You secretly found his critical nature endearing, and you hugged him every time he gave his opinion on cost effective plumbing.

Itachi reasoned with the real estate agent that the rest of his life was about to begin here, and every part of the house mattered.

The words he said were so promising, visions of pattering feet on rugs. Blunt and sweet. Angel curls and soft little lips of cherubs. Bells in a steepled churchyard.

Now he was going to wake up in another few hours, shower, and slip on that cursed, VILE, black cloak with the hideous red clouds and without a kiss or a bye, he was going to walk out the door. Quietly and calmly, as if he had all the time in the world...

You wanted to twist the white sheets around your arms and strangle yourself with it until it browned with crusted blood.

You shifted and turned to your side, away from the lying man sprawled listless over the blankets. Itachi was very thin but his limbs were long and he passively tossed in his deep slumber and took up most of the mattress. He had a very cozy upper body and curling against him was delicious...

You sat up and pulled your hair in a messy ponytail. The wood paneled floor was cold but didn't make any noise when you walked. Itachi had every floorboard tested when you first moved in. Now, you knew the reason was so daft and obvious that you felt stupid for ever thinking it was about quality. Itachi didn't want to wake you when he had to go on another death trap, and burden himself with another "bye for now I'll be back soon take care of yourself ok? Promise me you'll take care of yourself. Will you eat? You have to drink lots of water. Will you drink, exercise? I love you... I'll be safe. Don't cry ok?"

It was all theater at this point, this bastard with his sympathetic eyes and his sympathetic kisses and his sympathetic dick. You were so rabidly ready to strike his smug face open your fists were balled. Blood was surging up your temples as you slammed the coffee pot into the metal housing and heard a distinct click, or a crack. Great, just fucking great. After a few impatient flicks of the switch, you twisted the glass carafe out with a sharp tug and it flew across the room with a jolt, crashing against the wall. It shattered. Did you hurl it too hard..

Itachi would hear the glass and this would all unravel into a scene..

You walked over to the broken shards and knelt down, flinching as your padded slippers stepped on raw edges. You were so clumsy, this coffee maker was expensive and now.. there was a coffee stained mess. Nothing was more demoralizing than your incompetence first thing in the morning, with a coffee machine. Wasn't that the very definitive picture of a failed marriage?

You knelt down to pick up a stray glass piece, grieving over the sentimental coffee maker. It was a gift from Cousin Goro, who made it to the reception. He would have stayed into the honeymoon but Itachi had his ways, and Goro left tearfully, happy for the new blessed couple. Cousin Goro promised to visit for Christmas. Oh to cut cousin Goro open like a Christmas ham and chuck roast his meat over a spit. Would Itachi just trust you with a knife..

Itachi didn't trust you but he left you alone for weeks.

You cradled the delicate glass in your palm. The house was so quiet that only the comforting hum of the fridge pooled in your ears. You were reassuringly very alone, in your kitchen, you could do anything..

It rattled your nerves, that Itachi was still asleep, while you were bleeding out from your palm, it leaked into newly furbished carpet..

TBC..

EDIT: I wasn't going to post this but a friend isn't feeling well and wanted to read a piece of something Itachi so for her💓I however care what you guys think so please give thoughts. Nice ones!! It's ok if you don't like it but do you think there needs to be more intensity? Is it too meh-y?

#itachi #uchiha itachi #itachi uchiha #itachi x reader #itachi x y/n #itachi x you #itachi headcanons #itachi hc #itachi hcs #itachi imagines #tw blood #blood tw #tw violence #violence tw #tw rage #rage tw #tw anger #anger tw

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ayyyez · 1 year

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Could I ask for Itachi, Madara and Tobirama with a reader that wants a big family? Like REALLY big. Like 5 or 7 little ones😂 Asking our boys 'wanna make a baby?' all the time haha🤣 Love you!

A/N: omg this made me laugh lmao just bc I imagined my own response being 'absolutely not.' 😂(to someone asking me that question not the request) hahah but dw it's not necessarily theirs. I can do this for you 😂 ily <3

TAGS: family headcanons, reader wants baby, big family, fluff, Itachi's has more suggestive content, Madara being a little shit, Tobirama being soft

CHARACTERS: Itachi Uchiha, Madara Uchiha, Tobirama Senju

ITACHI UCHIHA

Depends on which Itachi we are talking about. If it's canon Itachi who is dying and you ask him for a baby or family then he's like absolutely not. He can't leave you on your own with a child and he also doesn't have the time left to give you a big family.

So lets just pretend that doesn't happen. Itachi doesn't get ill and he doesn't die.

You two have been together for years at this point (I feel Itachi needs a few years in this to be able to jump into such a commitment. He can see himself being with you forever at this point)

The two of you of you are sitting outside on the veranda, drinking tea, legs hanging off the side. The warm, summer breeze is blowing through creating a sense of ease. This is when you first think to broach the topic. To ease him into the idea.

'Hey Itachi, I've a question.' You ask, turning to see him bring his cup to his lips.

'Mm?' He asks, absentmindedly taking a long sip of tea, eyes still looking toward the scenery in front of him.

'Do you want to have kids, with me?'

Itachi chokes on his tea, spluttering a little as he brings his cup down. The recovery his quick and smooth as he turns to you quickly, eyes wide. 'What?' He asks, more questioning if he'd heard you correctly than what you had said.

'Kids.' You repeat. 'Is it something you'd consider ever doing—ehrm well having rather—with me that is.' You smile, scratching your cheek at the attempt to smoothen out your sentence.

'Oh.' He says blinking, animately. 'Oh.' He repeats like he's not quite sure what to make of the question.

'I've put you on the spot.' You shake your head.

'No.' He assures then shakes his head into a nod. 'Well, yes but no.' Itachi cringes at himself. 'I mean, it's something I—oh gosh.' He runs his hand over his face. 'Sorry.'

You observe him noticing his face his rather flushed? And you realise you've never quite seen him so flustered before. You had flustered him! Flustered Itachi Uchiha!

'It's alright. It's not something I need an answer to right away, just something I wanted us to consider.'

'I want to consider it!' He says quickly, a little too quickly. He bites his lip, groaning to himself and takes a deep breath. 'I really do.'

The next time it's brought up is during a heated make out.

Itachi's hands are on your waist pulling you toward him. Your hands are in his hair, tugging him further into the kiss.

Your body is on fire as is your want. Your need for him to be closer to you. His lips move from yours to your cheek. Peppering kisses down your jaw and down your neck.

You moan, pushing you body flush against his. You swear it pulls a growl from him. Especially since your fingers are buried so deeply into the roots of his hair, tugging.

'Mmm Itachi.' You say, high on the moment. 'I want more.'

'Yeah?' He says, lips moving across your chest. 'Tell me what you want.'

'I want you to touch me and ah—'

He bites down on the sensitive skin of your chest just above your nipple. He sucks down then pulls off. 'What else?' He asks.

'I want you inside me.'

'Mmm.' He hums, continuing to bury himself down the flesh of your abdomen. Kissing and sucking to his hearts content.

'And I want you to cum inside and make a baby with me.'

Itachi freezes against your stomach.

Your eyes snap open.

Opps~

You totally let your want run away with you on that on.

'Yeah? You want a baby?'

'Mhmm.' You say, daring to meet his gaze. 'I do if you do.'

When you see his dark brown eyes looking back at you, pupils fully blown with want that you know he's no longer afraid. He wants this too.

'I do.' He says pushing a kiss to your skin.

'Yeah?' You say, trying to crush the emotions welling up inside you.

'How many kids you want me to give you?' He asks, slowly kissing down, down, down.

'Ah— I want a big family.' You say, biting back the moans. 'Maybe 5. Maybe 7.'

Itachi presses his face against your core. 'You're trying to kill me.' He groans. 'We better get to work.'

MADARA UCHIHA

Okay this little shit (affectionate) is probably the easiest to convince in theory but he's also a pain in the butt about it lol

Madara is the biggest simp when it comes to you so he's willing to do what you want and honestly if the two of you are having kids by conceiving together then he's like yay that means we get to do it aye aye (wiggles those eyebrows) punch him honestly.

The thing is when you first tell him he's also of two minds about it. He wants to hurry up and have lots of sex and babies with you because Madara also wants a big family. Big fams are what the Uchiha do.

HOWEVER he's also a bit selfish? Wants to wait a bit and keep you all to himself for a few years more. Wants to have your undivided attention and not have to share you with his children yet. He knows it has to happen one day and is happy to let it happen. He's just... not sure he wants it to yet!

There's still so much couple one on one things he wants to do! So he makes a deal that while the two of you are trying (if you don't want to wait) the two of you have to do a bunch of couple things together.

It's honestly win win because you get to do a lot of relaxing things like trips to the hotsprings. Date nights. Just lots of time with him spoiling you and him being absolutely obsessed with you.

Now the whole conversation itself when you did ask him to have a baby with you was a whole thing lol. It's probably pillowtalk because that's where all your deep and important convos with Madara happen.

The two of you are lying in the bed, sheets draped haphazardly over the two of you. Your bodies are facing each other, limbs are wrapped around and lost beneath the sheet.

Your hand finds his face gently stroking his flushed cheek. His finds refuge in the small of your back, pulling you even closer.

'Hey.' You say.

'Oh hello.' He says all smug. 'I didn't see you there.'

You playfully (gently) smack his cheek.

'You were pretty sure of my presence a few minutes ago.'

'Ah, yes, yes, now it's coming back to me.' He grins. 'Perhaps we ought to go again just to be sure the memory doesn't fade.'

You pinch his cheek.

'Ow, ow stop hurting the love of your life in such a manner.'

'I can think of worse things I could pinch, believe me.'

'Okay okay I concede!' He nuzzles his forehead against yours. 'I'm listening.'

'Good, I wanted to run something by you.'

'Oh? So serious. This I have to hear.' His tone maybe playful but he gives you his full attention. He always does.

'What would you say to having a baby?'

He takes a deep breath. 'Wow.' He exhales. 'I guess it depends who with because that can really be a dealbreaker.' He starts laughing.

You smack him but can't help let slip a smile.

'Ugh, why are you making this so difficult! I meant you having a baby with me! Us! Together!' You huff, pouting a little.

'I know, I know I'm just keeping such a serious conversation more joyful.' He says, wrapping his arms around you. 'I had to take advantage of your phrasing. I'm sorry.'

You huff again. 'Look if you don't want to just—' You move to roll around in his arms but he stops you.

'Oh no, no, no. Nobody runs away from Madara Uchiha. Not even you!' He grabs you and turns you back to him.

You try to keep a scowl plastered on your face but it's hard when his smile is so damn genuine.

'Of course I want to have children with you! I think about having tens of children with you! It's all I can do but stop cumming inside without protection.'

This makes you snort. 'This is not a romantic or charming conversation at all.'

'Oh, please I exude charm, baby.' He kisses your nose. 'Just tell me what you want and I'll give it to you. I want it too.'

'I want to have your children. Lots of children.'

Madara hums. 'The more the better, right?' He kisses your lips. 'How about we just enjoy ourselves a bit longer first. Just us?'

You roll your eyes. 'Fine.'

TOBIRAMA SENJU

This man is the hardest one to convince of the bunch. I personally don't see him really having kids and if he does it's on the lower number rather than having the bigger family.

It's got to do with the time period he's in, just coming out of the warring era and seeing so many children die and the self sacrifice he makes to dedicate himself to the village. Even though they technically have some peace in their era it does not last long.

He's not around a lot at home in the first place and feels guilty if he has to leave it to you or others to raise his children so it's going to be a big decision to have kids.

That being said if it's something you really want he's not going to say no because deep in his heart, having kids is something he would like to have. Having someone he created with you that is (for a time) untouched by war and without that burden? A dream.

It takes some years of convincing to do it though. It's not a one time conversation. It's several conversations over the years. Negotiations and understandings. He needs to make sure you understand he can't always be there. Even if he wants to be.

Tobirama will also want to be able to train them to protect themselves whether they become shinobi or not. He won't be able to sleep at night not knowing they have some sort of protection.

The thing that helps ease Tobirama into it as well is Mito and Hashirama. Their kids and seeing how they fair help sway his opinion. You helping out Mito and seeing how you are with children helps enourmously too.

Him seeing you with children always did something to his heart, tugging at those heartstrings. You just always softened? around children. You were a natural caretaker.

Tobirama couldn't bear being the one to keep you from that.

Conversations during the evenings after dinner. You take the plates over to the sink then join him over at the kotatsu.

'Have you given any thought to our conversation?' You ask, taking a seat behind him with your arms on his shoulders.

'Which convseration are you referring to?' He asks.

You begin working his shoulders, massging them gently at first, working out the tension he's worked up in the day.

He grunts but pushes back into your touch.

'You know,' you whisper against his ear, 'that conversation.' You run your lips over the shell of his ear then down his neck.

He shivers a little and you see his eyes close.

'Oh, that conversation.' He says, softly.

He hasn't dismissed it right out. That's progress.

You keep working his shoulders and alternate between kissing his neck and cheek.

Tobirama relaxes and becomes undone beneath you. He melts entirely at your touch until he merely falls back against you.

Your hands come around him, resting on top of his arms. Fingertips gently tracing his cool exposed skin.

There's a comfortable silence, one you can hear him gathering his thoughts.

'I want to give you what you want.' He says, breaking the silence.

'But?'

'But, I just need a little more time.'

A small smile finds your lips. 'Okay.' You press a kiss to his temple. 'I only want this if you do too.'

Tobirama grunts. As if to say he could ever be made to do something he doesn't want to ever.

The conversation is broached a few times after that but it isn't long until it's agreed upon. And the two of you begin trying to a baby.

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