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#and so does kankuro 💀
mrsbakashi · 2 years
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B, D, E, T for Itachi plz💕
hi, anon! i'm guessing you're requesting for the a-z dirty headcanon because someone liked that post and 5 seconds later this showed up on my askbox, soooo we'll do it that way. and also because i have zero energy to do the fluff version as well.
ITACHI
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⚠️ c.w.: +18, bondage, dom itachi (but also sub itachi - just slightly)
b - bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?)
itachi and bondage are two things that match so much that when you think of one, you instantly think of the other. he lives for it - tying you up, obviously. he actually spends a good amount of time learning and practing new knots. to be honest it's not really about the sex, it's more that you trust and love him so much you're willing to let him tie you up completely and immobilize you. he loves how you moan a little everytime his hands touch your skin while he works on the knots, making sure they're not too tight so they won't hurt you. loves how impatient you get eventually, because he could and would spend hours there. always starts with your wrists.
d - dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a dom? do they have a dom that they trust already? what kind of things do they enjoy as/with their dominant partner?) 
itachi is a natural dom. it's some sort of gift, it comes with the sharingan. this trait of his is present not only during sex, but in every other moment. because he's a soft dom he's more focused into actually making sure you're comfortable and okay, though he won't hesitate in punishing you if he feels the need to - he usually doesn't. he's just the kind of guy who will make sure everything is perfect in the tiniest details for you - but by his standards. if you say something is fine, but he doesn't think it's fine, then it simply isn't. and the man's a perfectionist. and you know better than to complain.
he needs to be in control, that's it. that's why during sex he'll usually just tease and overstimulate you, never giving you what you want only so he can hear you begging and crying for him. but the truth is that he needs to feel needed, in every single way a person can be needed and more.
i also have this theory that he's kinda switch (only occasionally), because i believe that sometimes he shows his fragile side and all he wants is to be taken care of, to let you take control and show him that he is loved, he is worthy of love, and with that he is completely submissive for you, completely given to anything you want to do - he's yours.
e - extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)
i am a strong believer that itachi loooooves lingerie. like he will spend a lot of money and time buying lingerie for you, because he just loves the sight and feel of lace on your skin - it drives him so crazy that when he brings a new piece for you he can't barely sit still while you try it on. most of the time you have to surprise him if you want him to actually see how they look on you. he spends more money at victoria's secret than you.
also loves watching you strip, but again, can't barely stand still and never waits for you to finish the show - he's all over you before you can think.
also, not a dirty hc, but since we're talking about extra info and clothes (kinda) itachi loves wearing matching outfits with you - i'm talking those really cliche cringe ones. he just loves sharing that with you.
oh, and breeding, obviously. he's an uchiha, you know the drill.
t - top or bottom (self explanatory…) 
we kinda talked about this on the dominance hc, but itachi is always a top. even when he's submissive. it's like he'll try to top you from the bottom 🗣️ he's just not built to be a bottom (at least in the way i see him).
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This is simultaneously one very fitting yet unfitting coincidence
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stuckinakillingjar · 2 years
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hello i just found out about shippu! konoha gakuen den! and i can't believe that it's a real thing lmao
1. naruto calling sasuke a "pretty boy"
2. them literally kissing again... my man sasuke was blushing so hard (edit: apparently sasuke was kissing his dick because naruto was pulling up his pants in the next shot...well that's uhmm,,)
3. "meaning naruto's final goal was...sasuke-kun?!" always has been girl
4. the fucking shot of sns holding hands
5. THIS ENTIRE SCENE
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Bonus:
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i fucking died laughing why does kankuro look like that 💀
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