Jake: "Hey."
Chris: "Ah, man, we are rolling, now. We are rolling, Jake, I can feel it. Can you feel it?"
Jake: "I feel it. Alright, you know what, I think I'm about ready to get out of here."
Chris: "What? What? What are you upset about? What do you want to get out of? Dana Cole is in your play, I mean this- this is it, Jake! This is- this is everything we've been waiting for!"
Jake: "Look, don't- just don't get ahead of yourself, alright?"
Chris: "No, no, please, I'm not getting ahead of anything. You see, you lived here, you lived in New York, you already knew about this, but not me."
Chris: "It was Carl. Guys like that, they never like me. But- but, here- wait, listen- here, it's like, 'Hey kid, you're not gonna get the lead or anything' I mean," Laughing, "I love that! I love the way he- the way he says that. Don't you love that? ... You're upset."
Jake: "No, I'm not upset, I'm-"
Chris: "Yes, you're upset, I know you, you're upset. Don't deny it."
Jake: Laughs
Chris: "What are you upset about? We're going to make it now, Jake, and that's- that's great! ... And we'll always be together, Jake, no matter what. Down the line... we'll always be together, I'll always be there for you."
Jake: "... Come on, Chris, that's-..."
[Music playing in the background at the party.]
Chris: Laughing, "I just did that."
Jake: "Hmm, uh- ... Jeez. You- you- you pull some of the weirdest stuff on me, Chris. ... I mean, why do you pull this stuff at these times?"
Chris: "You're right, that was- was pretty weird."
Jake: Laughs "... Are you okay?"
Chris: "Uh, yeah, I'm fine."
Jake: "Alright, I gotta get out of here."
Although it is predominately about Twilight, it gets deeper then just Edward. She touches on sexuality, sexism, and the vampire history and folklore in general. It also touches on some of the ridiculous expectations of Hollywood.
Chris: "I shot the play, Jake! I shot the play! You think you would even have this gig at all if it wasn't for me?!"
Jake: "... No."
Chris: "No, you are god damn right, you wouldn't! What- Jake, tell me, just give me the truth, what is- who is this? Carl? Is that what it is? Or is it- or is this Dana? Is that what who it is?"
Jake: "No, look, it doesn't matter who it was, Chris, that's not what this is about."
Chris: "What is this, me? Is it- this must be me. This must be because I'm gay, but I don't- I'm not gay, Jake! I don't know what the fuck I am!"
Jake: "No, of course it's not about that, Chris. It- look, I- I fought them-"
Chris: "No, you're a bastard for this... Yeah, you. You- you're a- you're a fucking bastard."