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prettyinpunk · 1 year

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behavior when fall out boy releases their first new single in 5 years

#fall out boy #fob #so much (for) stardust #fob8 #tar.txt #madness museum

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kitoblob · 2 months

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I've done it, here you go

Probably going to put this on my DeviantArt too

#meme #natm #natm fandom #natm octavius #natm jedediah #jedtavius #night at the museum #artwork #digital illustration #digital art #Oh my god I didn't think I was capable of this madness #it's alright im digging it #the carpal tunnel is cronic but this art is iconic #no idea why hes being so grumpy though that already does happen

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frogsinajar · 1 year

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cakesandfail · 1 year

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human men in ankh-morpork: man the patrician sucks! he could have you killed you know. he's gonna have me disappeared for saying it. he's so mean and scary who let him be in charge

literally everyone else: wh- the guy on the money? the one who has a sweet little dog and keeps passing out in mister vimes's arms like he's doing it on purpose? that patrician? ...are you okay??

#patricianblogging #literally just other human men are SO mad at him #and everybody else either does not care or is like #'he seemed nice enough when he opened that museum. very polite. TERRIBLE jokes.'

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batcavescolony · 6 months

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Me: I hate all superhero movies/shows that boil down to 'it's Superman but an Asshole' they al-

Megamind 2010: all?

Me: oh no not you, you're perfect.

#superman #clark kent #megamind #metroman #megamind 2010 #comics #dc comics #`if i was superman id use my powers to enslave humanity' yeah but superman wouldn't YOU would because apparently you're a horrible person #metro man #roxanne ritchi #like metro man is superman if he was forced to be a hero from a young age and became dissolutioned with it #and megamind is Superman if he looked alien and didnt land in a nice place to grow up.#they both go through the motions of hero and villain because thats what's expected of them. in the end they realize thats not what they wan #metro man stepped down and megamind stepped into his shoes to defeat the villain (even if its of his own creation)#how did DreamWorks do this? eveyone does `Superman but.... wait for it! EVIL` but they did it so much better like neiter metroman or #megamind was really evil. megamind was a nusence at best. even durimg his dictator era the city was still ok. a fire truck in a wall and #spray paint. some thievery one guy got cubed. blew up the museum. etc but he could have done worse. he wasnt truly evil just mad scientist #the real evil was the 'nice guy' who got powers and automatically used them to to an actual dictator when the girl he liked rejected him

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otrtbs · 2 days

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tuned into my art podcast to see if they were gonna say anything about the newly found caravaggio and instead i find out the tories are trying to ban free museum entry in the UK and make everyone pay 🧍‍♀️ starting with the british museum 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

#and they have the world’s douchiest douche on to speak about why this is so good for everyone #‘what’s the big deal about dropping a tenner at the door’ ??#I DONT KNOW ASSHOLE MAYBE THAT’S MONEY FOR A MEAL FOR SOMEONE #not to mention if you’re going as a family with children for a fun FREE day out and now you gotta drop £40 to get it #but god forbid you pay too much for your museum flat white coffee at the end of the excursion.#sorry i’m mad

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emby-m · 10 months

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?

(an exploration of andreas over the course of 25 years, plus quotes)

#pentiment #pentiment fanart #andreas maler #pentiment spoilers #em art #so this is an old quote reference book i picked off the free stuff table at my museum job #so i figured id do something with it #act i is v standard but andreas is genuinely sketching out his life and keeps erasing all hed done up to that point #act ii is a man destroying his own sketches because it wasnt the life he wanted to live and sees burning it as the only way to truly end it #act iii is a man who has so thoroughly destroyed his foundation that he essentially is able to start new #but hell never be free of the plague of the labyrinth #the eighteen years of mind eroding loneliness and untreated mental health issues and lack of faith #even if he returns to normal... no he doesnt #he can be happy but he'll never be not-mad-as-in-crazy again #the paper is 'clear' but the graphite never really leaves the weave of the paper

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calamitys-child · 3 months

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My purpose and singular mission in life is to make sure queer and/or neurodivergent kids know that sometimes it really is their parents who are stupid and other adults are on their side. This, unfortunately, does not make me popular with their parents. Gonnae keep doing it though.

#kid was very overwhelmed by the theatre environment and panicking and didnt want to see the show cause it looked scary #and the mum was trying to get me to tell the kid its not scary (no i dont lie to kids i told her there are lots of funny bits but a couple #of maybe scary bits too)#and I told her hey listen the bravest thing you can do is tell people you arent comfortable somewhere. youve done so well to do that #and i gave her a program so she can learn more and make an informed decision if she wants to come another time #and i asked her what her favourite things are and she said science and animals and i told her to try the museum its super fun #and her mum was all 'ugh shes a nightmare she's ~on the spectrum~'#and i went yeah me too. and told the kid this isnt for everyone and she did well to tell me and i hope she likes the museum #and like. her mum yelling at her was making everything worse. talking to her like a person with agency?#got her from full panic attack to actively smiling at me in under 5 minutes #sometimes your parents or guardians are in fact being stupid or rude! neurodivergent adults exist! other people see you and hear what you're #saying and won't be mad!#anyway. now IM very overwhelmed but i really hope that kid remembers this and i hope she has a great day #im going to get a coffee and sit under a tree for a while

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oppiexnheimer · 10 months

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" 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐋 𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 / 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐌 "

"Dolce" S3E6 - Hannibal (2013 - 2015)

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal series #hannibal season 3 #hannibal s3 #dolce #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #hannibal lecter icons #will graham icons #matching icons #gifset #*FAV episode #museum date. thats a date. theyre on a date

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gaykornography · 4 months

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#lucky lucky lady #AAAAAAAAAGGHHHRHRHRHRH #korn #jonathan davis #jonathan davis korn #gaykornography #jonathan howsmon davis #jonathandaviskorn #jon davis #nu metal #90s #jd korn #nu metal history #the korn museum #pre korn #young jonathan davis #I got mad so now I’ve convinced myself that I am that white woman

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mediasaurs · 8 months

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T. rex Madness Round 4: Jurassic Park (Rexy) vs. Night at the Museum (Rexy)

Jurassic Park (Rexy) – The legend, the icon. Rexy appears in more Jurassic Park movies than any other individual dinosaur, and for good reason. In the original film, if the raptors demonstrated the fearsomeness of non-avian dinosaurs and the Brachiosaurus the wonder and majesty, Rexy managed to capture both. Whether she’s chasing the heroes, fighting off a pack of raptors, or having a showdown with a rival giant predator, Rexy will always have a special place in the hearts of anyone who loves dinosaurs.

Night at the Museum (Rexy) – Based on the real T. rex fossil at the American Museum of Natural History, Rexy proves to be far more animated than night security guard Larry Daley had expected. Fortunately, Rexy is more fun-loving than dangerous and is happy to play fetch with one of his own ribs.

#t. rex madness #t. rex #tyrannosaurus rex #tyrannosaurus #dinosaurs #dinosaur #jurassic park #night at the museum

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silverfox66 · 4 months

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Damn, the replies underneath tweets from Auschwitz Museum are completely insane. This is just a handful of those replies. Pro-Palestine/Hamas are showing their antisemitism again.

#imagine getting mad at a Holocaust museum #Antisemitism #Israel #Palestine #Gaza

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retrobr · 2 months

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Finally decided to remake my intro post since the previous one was quite outdated!!

Greetings everyone!! This is my blog which I've been running since September 2022; it's kinda a safe space for all the buddies (except the creeps ofc). I reblog things that I like sometimes and post my artwork, headcannons and thoughts – pretty much random stuff

👤 A little about me: my name is Nia, I'm 17 years old and my pronouns are she/her. I really love to draw fanart and my ocs sometimes, so I can say that drawing is my main hobby! English isn't my first language, so I might make some misspellings sometimes...

✏️ I really like getting asks; if you want to ask me something, share your interests or just tell how your day was, then my askbox is open!

✏️ I really love to make new friends as well, so I'll always be glad to talk! I promise I'm not an intimidating person and am always open to new people :3

✍️ I also write fics! If someone is interested, here are two of my Jedtavius fics (not finished at the moment):

I Wish I Had Blue Eyes (Just Like Yours);

Please Don't Take Him Just Because You Can.

✨ Media I'm currently interested in:

Lazytown

Night at the Museum

Guardians of the Galaxy

🌍 Where else you can find me:

Discord – retrobrrrrr

Instagram – retrobr__

AO3 – retrobr

🔊 In case you want to repost my artwork or set it as a pfp, please ask my permission first!

*There used to be a self-portrait here, but now it's gone :3*

I guess that's all I needed to mention. Thanks for yall's attention if you read it till the end and have a good day 🫂

#intro post #introduction post #pinned intro #night at the museum #guardians of the galaxy #<<just tagged my fav media. don't be mad 🙄

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moeblob · 5 months

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So I saw a screenshot of Ralph without his hat (for his wedding outfit + I think a DLC outfit didn't have it?) and honestly. There's a reason he wears it. It's unfair if he doesn't. Olive Town really is just "hot bisexuals in your area" and they would thrive if they advertised it as such.

#sos pioneers of olive town #ralph #jack #i will never not love jack ok i have been playing again and i cant help it #once i unlock giant bear carvings to craft i make him the happiest man on the planet #its just something i have to do ok i love jack a lot #i do still really enjoy bringing ralph soup to the woods like a loser and handing it over while he eats lunch #but the point im trying to make is i cant stop loving jack and it really hinders my desire to romance others lmao #also i was googling some refs of ralph after i found the wedding ss because it was a lil cut off and i wanted the full look #and i saw a lot of questions like is poot worth it or comments about how its incredibly avg for a game #or how its not as great as past installments and im like ........... but the cast is so endearing to me #again its different strokes for different folks and not everyone will love the same farming sim as i will but still #dont be mean to my olive town babies......#the fact there are so many cutscenes in there of families interacting and moms being mom friends and gossip buddies #the fact there are so many cutscenes just about how these people live their lives is so wholesome to me #like sure the farmer is featured in the heart events #but there are so many where you arent the center ! youre just a bystander to like #a bro putting his younger bros motorcycle in the museum and the museum owner being mad theres a motorcycle in the museum #while then having multiple other people show up like YO SICK BIKE YOU GUYS HAVE THIS STUFF IN THE MUSEUM #while the younger bro is beaming cause thats his baby he loves his motorcycle and you better love it too #like its just so fascinating to exist in the town but not be the entire reason everyone keeps on going about their lives #yeah you interact and befriend them and you do tasks to help develop the island but it doesnt feel like thats why people like you #which is really important to me bc i feel like i have to do things to make people like me #i have to have a reason to interact with people irl or its just me being in their way #and poot lets me just live alongside people peacefully and talk to lil harvest sprites that hand me food and rocks and logs #anyway that is SO MUCH propaganda for a story of seasons game that no one asked for thanks gnight

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popfishjr · 2 months

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Just a few sketch book pages (Lovejoy did NOT age well)

#fanart #art #hannibal #graffiti #p!atd #panic! at the disco #lovejoy #wilbur soot #brendon urie #lemon demon #neil cicierega #mads mikkelsen #natm #night at the museum #natm octavius #digital art #sketchbook

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marzipanandminutiae · 9 months

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An Acceptable Roast

"Marzi, you are as tech-savvy as this [18th-century historical house museum] is technologically advanced." -my coworker/friend whom I love deeply

#museum worker #museums #museum work #it's true #and I'm 30; I have no excuse #I get mad when there's a New App To Learn #enough apps!!! we have progressed beyond the need for more apps!!!#I still don't get why Zoom exists when Skype was already a thing!!!

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