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soshadysoquiet · 8 months
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It was my pleasure to draw some Soft Five holding Mr. Pennycrumb when asked. Then I realised I don't usually give Five's clothes much colour and had an aneurysm, the unicorn bag Did Not want to behave itself and got redesigned 3 times. Annnd then I got carried away and drew 4 5's to better showcase the lil gremlin with his emotional support mongrel.
Loved every minute, would 10/10 do more platonic 5 centric requests
I have 2 more doodles planned to do some time, thank you work meetings. The gift that keeps on giving.
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deceasedream69 · 2 years
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Drunk
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Summary: after Luther's wedding Five is wasted af. you bumped into him in the elevator but after that you don't remember too much.
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- "who is dad talking to?", Said five trying to see the person in front of Reggie. But he was too drunk to even find the balance to be standing.
He quickly lost balance.
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I was searching for five all over the building, but no luck so far.
The elevator door opened at the last floor, and there he was, Five all drunk, with his cute... I mean, ugly, messy hair.
But before I could talk to him, or even leave the elevator he starts to walk backwards quickly, falling on me, making me hit my head on the elevator wall.
I don't remember anything after that.
Five's pov
I woke up to the floor moving. My head hurted and everything sounded so loud.
At least the bed wasn't so hard. I sat up, rubbing my forehead, it hurted like a bitch. Worth it after everything I've been through.
I turned around me and see that I'm not in my room.
- "I was seriously out of my mind", I whispered before turning completely around. Y/n laying there, unconscious.
- "shit. Y/n...?" I put my hand on her cheek, her face was so... Soft. Not in any special way, it's probably because of the young bodies we're in. That'll also explain the feeling in my stomach everytime she's near me, or she smiles... I need to focus.
- "hey...", I tapped her cheek. Her eyes slowly opening, her hand moving quickly to the back of her head, a few tears forming in her eyes.
- "hey, are you okay? What happened last night?!", I asked worried after seeing her in pain.
- "I...", She started but winced in pain.
- "shhh, it's ok, you'll explain me later, let's go", I teleported us into my room.
- "hey, Five, what the hell happened to you last night?", Asked Diego putting some blades in his blades thingy (lol).
- "shhh", I said worried about any noise that could disturbed y/n. "Something happened last night, she needs help", I whispered.
- "what the hell did you do this time?", Said Luther a little loud
- "what part of "shhh" do you not understand? I don't want to upset her even further", I whispered-shouted.
- "I'm fine, five", she said sitting up, her hand still on the back of her head. "You don't remember anything from yesterday?"
- "just a few moments, but not the elevator part".
She laid back down, pointing me to lay next to her.
- "I was looking for you, I went through the whole building, but I couldn't find you"
She started to play with my fingers that were next to her free hand. The feeling in my stomach grew more and more.
- "Until I reached the last floor and I found you. With your messy hair", she said running her hand through my still messy hair. "And your outfit ruined", she said looking back at the bed on top. "And I wanted to talk to you... But you were so drunk you lost you're balance. And before I could even leave the elevator you fell on top of me... I don't remember anything after that..."
Y/n's pov
- "holy shit. I'm so sorry. So is my fault that your head hurts", he said teleporting outside of the room.
- "where the hell did he go?", Said Klaus from his bed. I waved at him from below.
Five retuned with a bag of ice and gently put it on the back of your head.
- "mmm, that feels nice...", I said taking the bag in my hand.
- "hey", he said moving my hand, let me hold it for you, I owe it to you.
- "i was thinking of asking for something much better in exchange, honestly"
- "what did you have in mind?", His face on top of mine, really close.
- "that you fall on top of me again, just not so hard", I said pulling him from his shirt.
- "oh, trust me, I fell hard", he said kissing me again.
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caitimetravels · 3 years
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she’s insignificant
chapter 1: we only see each other at weddings and funerals
the umbrella academy x (fem) reader
disclaimer: i do not own the plot/storyline of the netflix tv series and i do not own the umbrella academy characters. 
warnings: mentions of death (rip reggie), mentions of overdosing
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we start our story in a lonely house. it was never quite the normal childhood house for the family that occupied it but it was definitely more lively than it was at the moment. she missed that. the house felt too big, too quiet. 
most people get the chance to move out when they grow up and that’s what the children of this house did. they weren’t comfortable in this house. she thought it was unfair. she never got the chance to grow up. she was stuck, trapped in the stupid house she could barely call home. maybe she could have had a wonderful life. met a nice man or woman, started a family. 
he stripped that life from her. tore it out of her grasp and toyed with her again. she was so sick of this life, she wanted an escape. 
she hated him. so why? 
why wasn’t she happy he was gone?
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october 1st, 1989.
on the 12th hour of this day 43 women around the world gave birth. this was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day began.
sir reginald hargreeves. eccentric billionaire and adventurer. he resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
he got eight of them.
number 1 “luther”
the abnormally buff man steps out onto the moon, bouncing along to put his trash in the pile made before. he stares out at earth with a sad look. a beep on his arm breaks him out of his thoughts. he flips the material off his wrist, taking a look at the transmission sent to him.
number 2 “diego”
a masked man hurls the attacker into the wall, taking him out. he steps around the corner to help a scared family. “you’re family’s safe now” he goes to walk away, pausing at the tv. the news plays in front of him, stopping him short.
number 3 “allison”
a beautiful woman with curly highlighted hair steps onto the red carpet in an equally stunning red dress. she smiles and poses for the many cameras pointed her way. several reporters call out her name. it is then that one is whispered something. suddenly the questions change, they become more personal, asking about her father. a woman walks out and whispers something into her ear. her expression changes and they quickly walk away.
number 4 “klaus”
a man with short messy black hair jumps off a bed, saying his goodbyes to several other men in the room. he collects his things from a man through a window. he’s chucked a coin and he smiles giddily, looking rather happy to be out. immediately he goes back to buy drugs, consequently overdosing. he wakes up in an ambulance having been resuscitated. he notices the news, frowning.
number 7 “vanya”
the violinist beautifully playing to the empty theatre stops, taking deep breaths to calm herself down. she leaves, wandering down the street when she notices the news on a tv showing through the window. she whispers one word to herself, in disbelief. 
“dad..”
number 8 “y/n”
the h/c haired girl sat in an all too large library reading an anton chekhov play. she looks up at a small knock on the door. a chimpanzee dressed in a suit stands solemnly in the doorway. she raises and eyebrow, confused by his behaviour. he speaks softly, informing the girl of what her siblings were currently learning all over the city.
“oh..”
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number eight. the demon. 
the same h/c girl stands in a line with her 7 other siblings. a younger vanya is asked to leave. they all avoid looking at her. she was different.. at least that’s what their father told them. eight didn’t understand it. she was different too and no one asked her to leave. 
as usual eight is pulled away from her siblings as they train together. she is taken to a separate room, one built for her. it’s plain and white, much like a cell in a mental asylum.. or at least what she imagined a mental asylum to look like from what she had read in stories.
she hates this room but she hides her emotions just like her father taught her to. 
“don’t let them control you, number eight” he scolded, “you should be in control”
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the doors to the academy are slowly pushed open. vanya steps into the house, taking in how big the house was. it had been around 13 years since she’d been here. she took small steps through the large room, looking up at the chandelier. she turned towards the parlour where her mother sat by the fire. 
“hey mom” she called out softly. she received no answer. 
“she probably won’t answer” a new voice called out and vanya stepped further into the parlour to see her h/c haired sibling. she sat atop the bar, reading a book and not sparing her a glance. “she’s been lonely ever since you all left.. gone a bit weird i guess” 
vanya’s mouth fell open. how was she the same age? y/n hadn’t aged a day since they left. she was still in her 16 year old body. at her sister’s silence the h/c finally looked up.
“what?” she raised an eyebrow, “you look like you’ve seen a ghost” 
“vanya?” a voice sounded out from the stairs. the brown haired woman turned now spotting their other sister, allison. “you’re actually here..” she huffed, surprised but not at all disappointed.
“hey allison” vanya greeted carefully.
“hey sis” allison’s voice was soft as she walked over, offering a hug. their moment was ruined by diego.
“hah” he scoffed, “what is she doing here? you don’t belong here. not after what you did” he didn’t even look over at them, making his way towards the stairs.
“you’re seriously going to do this today?” allison asked in disbelief but diego only ignored her. “hmph, way to dress for the occasion by the way”
“at least i’m wearing black” he shot back, disappearing up the staircase.
“don’t mind him” the two girls turned towards y/n who now had her book tucked under her arm. “he’s just grumpy he had to come back”
“you know what.. no, um.. maybe he’s right” vanya shook her head, ready to leave. “i shouldn’t-”
“forget it” y/n stopped her, “he doesn’t matter.. i’m glad you came, all of you. even if you don’t want to be here.. i- i want you here” 
“i’m glad you’re here too” allison nodded, agreeing. y/n gave them a soft, small smile before moving away. the two older women shared a look as she disappeared. she had been lonely..
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vanya stood near the bookcases, looking over the old umbrella academy comic books and articles. she looked through the books until she came across her own. gently pulling it from the shelf she eyed it over, hopeful. there were creases in the fold. she opened the cover, revealing her note to her father. 
pogo interrupted her, clearing his throat. she smiled, crossing the room to embrace him. he noticed the book she was holding.
“do you know um.. did he ever read it?” she seemed unsure, not wanting to know the answer she expected. slowly, pogo sighed,
“not that i’m aware of” he shook his head, “i’m afraid those creases are from ms y/n. she loved reading it when you first released it”
they both glanced over at the painting of number five. 
“how long has it been since five disappeared?” vanya asked, 
“it’s been 16 years-” pogo was interrupted.
“4 months and 14 days” they both turned to see y/n entering. she either didn’t notice or ignored their stares, moving across the room to grab a new book. 
“did you.. did you ever find him?” vanya breathed, waiting in suspense for the answer. y/n finally looked at them now, pausing. she had always told her father that she didn’t, that she couldn’t but maybe just maybe she did.
“..yeah”
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kbuggg3 · 3 years
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~U m b r e l l a       A c a d e m y~ FivexReader: “Stakeout” (Part 1)
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IMAGINE: After discovering the apocalypse and getting transported back into the present, Five and (y/n) make it their mission to stop the doomsday clock and save not only their family, but the entirety of the world as they know it.
No ever thought anything like this would ever happen. Everyone assumed the other was content with the lives they were forced to live. Well, everyone except Five. He was very secretive or quiet with his hate for this lifestyle. It started off as a regular day in the Hargreeves residence.
Mother had just finished making breakfast as she rang the bell and all 8 of us raced down the stairs to see who could try and get to their assigned seat first. Of course we couldn’t sit down yet- we had to wait until our father sat down. He would then nod his head, giving us the green light.
Things were going as good as anything can get there. Breakfast was good. The usually smell of eggs and bacon was almost comforting. Until Five decided enough was enough. He slammed his knife into the table, causing the bottom of it to stick straight up.
All of our eyes went wide. Well, everyone’s except mine. I just slouched back in my chair and rolled my eyes. Even 15 year old me was fed up with Five’s shenanigans.
Me and Five were very close. Closer with each other than we were with anyone else in the family. Me, being Number 8, always got picked on for being the last number. But Five would always tell me I had the coolest powers to cheer me up. I had telekinetic powers.
There was this “unspoken thing” between me and Five as Klaus would call it- We were also pretty close with him.
Me and Five liked each other, as more than friends of course. But it was forbidden. It was our fathers rule to “keep it professional” even though we were only kids. That’s one reason why Allison and Luther’s relationship never went anywhere.
The other reason being they were both too shy to admit their feelings. Whereas Five, a person with no filter whatsoever, used to tell me all the time. He told me everything and anything. Five used to slip notes under my door, telling me to meet him after hours.
When everyone was asleep I would open his door to find him waiting for me on his bed, wearing a plain white t-shirt and gray sweatpants, just like the rest of us (Father picked those outfits out as well).
We would lay on our backs side by side on his decent sized mattress and talk about anything that came to mind. Sometimes he would say to me, “I wish we could be together,” as if telling someone you liked them was as simple as telling someone about their day.
But that’s what I liked about him. He was open. Honest. Because we told each other everything, he would always rant to me about how father won’t let him time travel.
So I knew the moment he stood in front of the upright knife with his fist clenched, he was angry about just that.
“Number Five?”
“I have a question.”
Father continued to eat his breakfast as if this were a normal, everyday thing. But it wasn’t. “Knowledge is an admirable goal, but you know the rules. No talking during mealtimes. You are interrupting Herr Carlson.” Five rolled his eyes and responded sternly, “I want to time travel.”
“No.”
“But I’m ready! I’ve been practicing my spatial jumps, just like you said!” Five then proceeded to teleport from his seat, over to the right side of fathers chair. “See?”
Father sighed and took the fork of eggs away from his mouth as he began to lecture Five. “A spatial jump is trivial when compared with the unknowns of time travel. One is like sliding along the ice, the other is akin to descending blindly into the depths of the freezing water and reappearing as an acorn.”
“Well I don’t get it.”
“Hence the reason you're not ready.” Father stated as he took a sip of his grape wine.
Five looked over to me, his angered look immediately going soft. I shook my head, trying to tell him not to go any further. He looked like he was actually considering it, but the moment he looked away, all considerations faded.
“I’m not afraid.”
“Fear isn’t the issue. The effects it might have on your body, even on your mind, are far too unpredictable.” Father then threw his utensils onto his plate making them clatter loudly and he faced Five and yelled, “Now I forbid you to talk about this anymore!”
Five gave me one last look, almost like he was apologizing for something, and then ran off, causing all heads to turn.
“Number Five! You haven’t been excused!”
Of course Five didn’t listen. Why would he listen to our so-called father who didn’t even bother to give us real names, only numbers? But maybe he’ll listen to me. Without thinking, or waiting for consent, I got up from my seat and ran after him.
“Number 8!”
After yelling his name over and over again, Five finally turned around, his cheeks red with anger. “Five, where are you going?”
“Away.”
“What do you mean ‘away’? You're just gonna leave everything?” Five didn’t answer.
“You-“ I began to try and speak again but my voice was breaking. I can’t let him see me like this. I cleared my throat and tried again. “You’re just going to leave me?”
Five’s eyes moved from his untied shoelace to my eyes. His gaze softened again and he slowly reached out for my hand.
“I’m sorry. You didn’t deserve this.”
And then it happened. It’s kind of all a blur really. All I remember is him letting go of my hand and the blue light surrounding him.
I desperately reached out to grab his hand but all I could touch was the sleeve of his uniform. And before I knew it, I had time traveled into the future with him. Every building was crumbled and in ruins.
There were occasional fires here and there. After finding all of our family dead, the only evidence we found was an eye that Luther's dead corpse was holding in his hand. We spent 30 years together in that shithole.
At first it was hell. He was mad at me for being there because it “wasn’t safe” and “I should be at home”. I was just trying to stop him from making decisions that he insisted WEREN’T stupid. Look where that got us.
Eventually we met Dolores. She’s the only friend me and Five ever had. Especially when you grow up as a “baby superhero” as Diego would call us. We never went to school, birthday parties, play dates.
We lived a life that was far from normal, so we were very thankful for Dolores. Eventually me and Five made up, started dating even.
43 years later, Five then made an equation to help us time travel back home and even after Dolores told him a million times that his equation was inaccurate he still used it anyway, causing me and him to go back to recent times.... but in our 15 year old bodies.
After reuniting with our family and almost getting murdered by some of Five’s old co-workers, we are now trying to figure out who the eye belongs to so we can try to stop the apocalypse from destroying our world and everyone in it.
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“I knew this was a waste of time. I mean what did I expect her to do? Help us?” (y/n) and Five walked away from Vanya’s apartment complex.
They had tried telling her about the apocalypse and where the couple had been for the past 16 years, thinking she was the only one they could trust, but it was too much information for her to handle. She didn’t even know how to respond to them.
“Well, Five, how did you expect her to respond? Did you think she was going to understand everything immediately? We’ve been gone for the past, what, 16 years? For them at least. For us it was 43.”
“I understand that, but you’d think she would have something to say or questions at least!” (y/n) nodded in agreement. “Let’s just go to the laboratory and find out who this eye belongs to.”
Five nodded as well and grabbed her hand. He then teleported them to the front steps of the laboratory. (y/n) let go of his hand and began to walk up the steps, but he pulled her back and wrapped his hand around hers as he tried to keep his eyes forward and act normal.
Even though every touch, although some small, makes his heart beat 10 times faster and the heat to rise to his cheeks. (y/n) just giggled and kissed his cheek, that soon began to turn a slight shade of pink.
They walked through the doors, hand in hand, with hopeful smiles on their faces.
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“What. An. Idiot.” Five said angrily as he stomped down the steps. (y/n) and Five had attempted to ask the guy for the name of the owner of the eye, but he insisted that he could not give out that information. And when the man looked me up and down, Five got a little violent and they called security.
“Well maybe if you hadn't threatened to ram the guy's head into the wall, we probably would’ve actually gotten somewhere.” (y/n) stayed as she sat on the steps and watched as Five paced back and forth, attempting to think of another plan.
“Wha- i- He was looking at you in a way that no older man should be looking at a 15 year old!” Five shouted pointing toward the doors to the lab. He then sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose instead. “Alright. Fine.
Let’s just... go with plan B.”
“Which is....?”
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“You want me to do what?”
“Klaus, please! This is important!” (y/n) said, folding her hands like she’s begging.
“So you want me... to go to this laboratory.... and pretend to be your dad so you can, what, find the name of the person who owns an eyeball that you found in the future?”
Five and (y/n) shared a look and shrugged. “Yes...?” After a moment of silence Klaus finally spoke up. “I’m too sober for this. I am NOT going to do this.”
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“I can’t believe I’m doing this.” Klaus said frustratedly as he, Five, and (y/n) walked down the familiar hallways of the laboratory. “You’ll do anything that involves you getting paid, won’t you?” Five snapped. “Hey 20 bucks is a great deal don’t you think?” Klaus turned to (y/n) and she shrugged then nodded her head.
They eventually made it to Mr. Big’s office, which was the same guy Five threatened. “I’m sorry but without the client’s consent, I simply can’t help you.” Five stood up and angrily responded, “Well we can’t get consent if you don’t give us a name.”
“Well that’s not my problem. Sorry now there’s really nothing I can do, so-“ Before the guy could finish, Klaus interrupted. “And what about my consent?”
“Excuse me?” My. Big’s replied confused. “Who gave you permission... to lay your hands... on my children?” He began to fake cry as me and Five looked at each other, and then at Klaus with a confused look. “Wha- I’m sorry?”
“You heard me.”
“I didn’t touch your children!”
“Oh really? Then how did my son get that swollen lip then?” Klaus stands up and faces Five. “He doesn’t have a swollen-“ Klaus brings his arm back and punches Five hard in the mouth. (y/n) gasps, but doesn’t move from her seat, trying her best to play along with whatever it was Klaus was doing.
Five touched his hand to his mouth, looking at the blood on it. He looked like he was going to kill Klaus right then and there. “And as for my daughter!” Klaus began to look at me with his arm pulled back, ready to hit, but before it reached her face (y/n) grabbed his fist and yanked it forward so his face was close to hers and she whispered, “Touch me, and I’ll kick your *ss.” Klaus just smiled and backed away.
“What about your daughter?” Klaus looked at me with a smirk and I began to fake cry. “H-He touched me! He tried to rape me!” Five smirked as well as he wrapped an arm around my waist and Klaus laughed with joy.
“You guys are crazy.”
“You have no idea.” (y/n) replied chuckling slightly. Everyone watched as Klaus picked up a snow globe that was sitting on the man's desk and he read it. “‘Peace on earth.’ That's so sweet.” He then smashed it onto his head causing it to shatter and his head to bleed. I jumped slightly at the noise and Five’s grip on my waist tightened as if to reassure me it’s ok.
“God that hurt.” Klaus groaned. When the guy reached for the phone on his desk and typed in a number, most likely security again, Klaus took it out of his hands and held it up to his ear. “There’s been an assault...” he “cried”, “in Mr. Bigs office and we need security, now. Schnell!” He yelled then threw the phone down and shook his head to try and make the blurry vision go away.
“Now here’s what’s gonna happen Grant.”
“I-It’s Lance... actually.”
“In about 60 seconds, two security guards are gonna burst through that door, and they’re gonna see a whole lot of blood and a distraught little girl, and they’re gonna wonder ‘What the hell happened?’” Five looked me up and down, smirked, then looked over to the man. “And we’re gonna tell them that you... beat the shit out of us and RAPED our little girl!” Klaus continued to fake cry but it turned into a laugh when he saw the man's terrified expression.
“You're gonna do great in prison, Grant. Trust me, I’ve been there.” Lance just gave him a weird look but Klaus continued. “Little piece of chicken like you. Oh my god you're gonna get passed around like a......” he tried to think of something to say but couldn’t do he just brushed it off.
“You’re just- you're gonna do great. That’s all I’m saying.”
“Jesus, you’re a real sick bastard.” Lance replies.
Klaus’ face went stone cold as he responded, “Thank you.” And spit a piece of glass from his mouth. (y/n) walks over to his desk and leans down close to his face, to where her slightly unbuttoned uniform shows her cleavage. She reaches her hand past him, resting her arm on his shoulder, as she tries to reach the small drawer behind him to get a lollipop.
She can hear his unsteady breathing which makes her want to throw up, because he’s actually somewhat liking this 15 year old girl seducing him, but also smirk because her plan is working.
Her fingers finally wrap around a lollipop and she whispers with a smile, “It’s a pleasure doing business with you.” She pulls back, unwraps the lollipop and puts it in her mouth. She then throws the wrapper onto Lance and walks out of the room with a sway of her hips. Five stared at her in awe and Klaus winked at the guy.
Finally, Lance took them to where all of the files are. Five stood in front of the desk, Klaus sat on the other side, facing Lance and all the files, and (y/n) propped her elbows up on the end of the desk, her chin resting on one of her fists as she watched the man as he searched through the drawer.
“That’s strange.”
“What?” Five demands.
“Well, the eye hasn’t been purchased yet.”
“That is strange.” Klaus says standing up and circling Lance to make him nervous.
“This can't be right. It hasn’t even been manufactured yet. Where did you get that eye?” He asks looking up from his files and at Five.
He just shakes his head.
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“Well this is not good.” (y/n) says as the three of them walk back down the steps of the lab. “I was pretty good, though, right? ‘Oh ya? What about my consent bitch?’” Klaus laughed, trying to re-enact the scene from earlier.
“Klaus, it doesn’t matter.”
He just rolls his eyes and responds, “What’s the deal with this eye anyway? Why is it so important to you?”
“Someone out there is going to lose an eye in the next seven days.” (y/n) responds as Five finishes.
“Exactly. They’re gonna bring about the end of life on this earth as we know it.”
Klaus was listening, but didn't really understand what it meant. He didn’t try to understand because he doesn’t really care. He just wants his money.
“Yeah whatever. Hey, can I just get my 20 bucks, like, now?”
“Your 20 bucks?” (y/n) asked as Five rolls his eyes.
“Yeah my 20 bucks.”
“Unbelievable. I give up.” She throws up her arms and walks back to the steps and sits down. She rests her elbows on her knees and her chin rests on one hand while the other hand holds her unfinished lollipop.
“The apocalypse is coming, and all you can think about is getting high?” Five snaps. “Well I’m also quite hungry.” Klaus rubs his stomach then makes a growling noise. “You're useless.” Five shakes his head and walks over to (y/n), sitting next to her and stretching his legs out in front of him.
“Oh come on. You need to lighten up, old man.” Five signs and grabs (y/n)’s free hand, placing their intertwined hands in his lap and gently rubbing her hand with his other. “Hey you know, I’ve just realized why you're so uptight. You must be horny as hell!” Klaus laughs as if he’s just discovered a new scientific discovery.
(y/n) and Five just look at him and then continue on with what they’re doing. “All those years by yourself. It’s gotta screw with your head being alone.”
“I wasn’t alone. I had (y/n).” (y/n) smiles a little and stares down at their hands. “Perfect! Well why don’t y’all get together and... we’ll ya know!”
“You know what? Your right Klaus.”
“I-I am?”
“He is?” (y/n) asks, standing up with Klaus. “Of course he’s right. He’s always right. Well, we best be on our way then!” Five grabs (y/n)’s hand and pulls her towards the road, leaving Klaus there with a surprised look on his face. “Hope you don’t mind if we use your bed! Thanks!”
“Wait... what?!” But before Klaus could say anything else Five teleports himself and (y/n) into a taxi. “Wait no! Not my bed! Also I need my 20 bucks!” Klaus yells, running after the car. (y/n) just rolls up the window and waves as Five pulled her into his lap and kisses her jaw, then her neck, then her collar bone, and goes back up.
“Was it true what you said?” (y/n) asked, smirking. “Not entirely.”
“Oh? How so?”
“Well, for starters, I wouldn’t say that I’m not horny but....”
“Mhm. And...?”
“And that is NOT the reason why I’m ‘uptight’.” Five says pouting a little. (y/n) just laughed and they continued to kiss. When they were completely out of sight, Klaus ran his hands through his hair.
“Shit.”
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Oh! I saw your requests were open! Yay! Could you give me maybe 40 or 74 from the prompts to crush your soul, with Luther? and a reader from the 60s?
A/N: You asked for the soul-crushing prompts, so I went Full Angst on this one. In like a yearning way. I think I might cry, never mind y’all. Word Count: 1586 Rating: G - Angst, spoilers for TUA season 2 but nothing too intense I think
Dear Luther,
Confused? I slipped this in your pocket while you weren’t looking obviously. Couldn’t let you leave without a souvenir of Dallas. I wasn’t sure when you’d be going, so this seemed like the best way to do it.
“Luther, sugar? What’s the matter?” you asked, immediately spotting your boyfriend’s distress when he walked in. It was obvious in the flatness of his face and the slump of his broad shoulders.
“Hi, Y/N,” he said and even his voice lacked any real tone. 
You set aside the pants you’d been pulling a ruined seam out of and crossed the room to wrap your arms around him (as best you could). Immediately, he hugged back, pressing you close. Your ear to his chest, you could feel how ragged his breathing was, as if he was scared or in some sort of distress.
“My brother showed up at the club yesterday,” he said softly.
“Oh! That’s fantastic. Why do you sound like it’s a death sentence?” you frowned in confusion, leaning back in his arms to look up at him.
“Because, knowing him, it is one.”
I didn’t understand it, why your brother popping in was such a bad thing. I thought, you know, maybe they didn’t get along, you told me about how your childhood was rough and all. Family ain’t easy, but I figured he was still family and it would all work out. And I’d be by your side to support you til it did. Guess I was wrong huh?
“Why don’t we go upstairs?” you suggested, stepping past him to flip your door sign to closed, despite it being several hours early for that.
“Y/N...I…” he sounded exhausted as he sighed the words out. 
“I just mean to talk, don’t worry. It might be more comfortable.”
He nodded after a moment, eyes following you as you locked the door and till, then body following as you ducked into the back room and up the narrow staircase to your apartment on the next floor. He ducked awkwardly through the doorway, as he always did, and you led the way to the couch. Once he had settled himself, you turned to face him, knees bumping together.
“Alright, tell me,” you said seriously.
He sighed heavily, deflating, before he started to speak. He had told you before some about his childhood, how he wasn’t from Dallas and it was a very different place than the one he’d grown up in, and how he and his six siblings were all adopted by a very rich man who saw them as pawns in some grand plan. Now, as he filled in the details of time travel and supernatural powers and other mad things, he seemed to be staring past you, and you couldn’t blame him. You were sure that your face was probably going through quite the journey of confusion, shock, and maybe even skepticism before you cycled through again. And knowing him, he was feeling guilty, like by not sharing all of this right away, he had lied to you somehow.
“So you’re saying your brother showing up is a bad thing, because he’s going to want to find everyone else and go back to...fifty years in the future?” you asked when he had finally finished his wild tale.
“Yes,” he sighed. “And he thinks if we don’t then it’s going to be the end of the world ten days from now.”
“You know, Luther, there are easier ways to break up with a girl.”
I thought this was all some big practical joke. It just doesn’t seem like it could ever be real. But you believed it, and I believe you. So after you fell asleep, I wrote this silly letter, slipped into your coat pocket so that you’d find it later. That way if you really did have to disappear without warning, I’d still have gotten to say goodbye, sorta, and speak my piece.
“I’m not trying to break up with you, Y/N, I promise. I love you.”
“Aw, Luther, I love you too,” you smiled at him, leaning in to give him a quick kiss, confusing him with your shift of mood. “I know you’re not trying to break up with me, but you gotta admit, your story’s a little nuts.”
You fixed him with a critical stare and he chuckled ruefully. 
“That’s why I didn’t tell you about it before,” he said sheepishly. “And I was...ashamed of who I used to be. I didn’t want you to think less of me.”
“Think less of you? Why would I think less of you?” you shook your head disbelievingly. “Because you made mistakes?”
“I caused the end of the world.”
“Not yet,” you laughed. 
He sighed, giving you an exasperated look.
“I know, I’m making fun, but I’m serious too.”
You reached over, laying a hand on his cheek, drawing his gaze to you. 
“Everyone in the world, through all of time, has regretted something they’ve done. You know you’ve done it, and you’re trying to make it better. That’s what matters.”
I thought writing a letter would be easy, because I don’t have to look at your face. But I keep seeing it in my head anyway. And I don’t know how to find the words I want to say to you.
I love you. That’s the most important one. And I should have opened the letter with that, but there’s no space to go back. 
I’m going to miss you. I already miss you, and you’re asleep in the bed not six feet from me. I guess there are worse things though, than having someone that means so much. I’d rather have to miss you than to have never met you. 
“I want to,” he said hesitantly. “But what if fixing things means...leaving?”
“Why would leaving be so bad?”
“You’re joking right?” he scoffed. “I’d be leaving you behind. And that’s not fair!”
“Oh, sugar, it’s never fair,” you tilted your head sadly, voice kept at a whisper as you tried to keep back tears. “ It’s okay if you have to go.”
“No it’s not. I like it here, and who I am. And...I love you. I don’t want to give that up.”
“We had a year. A really good year. And that’s more than some people can say.”
“But we deserve more.” His voice was rising as he got more upset, and he was shifting agitatedly.
“Do we? Says who?”
“Says me!” he shouted, standing up and starting to pace. You reached out for him, catching him by the hand and trying to guide him back to the couch, but he shook you off. “Everything I’ve done has been for my dad, because he said it was what we were supposed to do. We were supposed to save the world. And instead, we ended it. And then we came back here and got a second chance at having a life. I like who I am, I like what I have. I love you. Why should I have to give it up?”
“Luther, baby. Sugar. Nothing’s set in stone. Maybe you and your family will find another way, if any of them have half the motivation you do. And maybe you won’t. If leaving is what it takes, it’s okay if you have to go.”
He stopped, turning to look at you, finally. There were tears in his eyes and you stood to meet him, standing on your tip-toes to press a tender kiss to his mouth.
“But if you might, and you don’t know when, maybe we shouldn’t waste what could be all the time we got left?”
Can I ask you for something? Is that fair to do in a letter? I hope it is, because I gotta say it.
Please don’t forget me. I’m just a nobody tailor from Dallas, and you’re literally saving the world, but I think we had something special, and I know you do too. I don’t want to disappear just because we’re not together anymore, okay? You don’t have to seek me out or nothing. I won’t still be pretty in fifty years, and I don’t want you to see me like that. Just, remember sometimes. Think of the good times and smile. 
But don’t pine after me forever, though. Maybe for a few months or something is fine. It’s okay to move on eventually though. You should. You’re so wonderful, you deserve to be happy. Even if it can’t be with me.
I love you, Luther Hargreeves.
With all my heart,
Y/N
~
There were tears in his eyes as Luther smiled down at the page in his hand. Somehow, he had been lucky enough to find the most perfect person in the world, and then lose them. He couldn’t believe you even thought they had to ask though, for him to remember them. Of course he would. Every day. Especially with this letter, scented just slightly like the laundry soap that was such a part of them, to help with. He wanted to read it over and over until he went blind from squinting at the tight scripted letters. 
Carefully, he folded it and tucked it back into the envelope it came from, the one with just the word “Goodbye” written on it, and tucked it back into the inner pocket of his coat, where it could sit close to his heart. Even if he did feel like he’d left the organ back in 1963.
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2p-hcmaker · 3 years
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(I apologise in advance if this is too nsfw and feel free to ignore if it is!) Can I get 2p FACE + China and Germany reaction to having a "wet dream" about a person(most likely their crush) and the said person walked in on them the moment they woke up and probably heard everything? Sorry for crappy english, but hopefully you understand?!
Anon your English is beautiful! ( Honestly better than mine at times Lol)
2p France: "Comes with the territory..." Louise dosen't dream all that much, but when he does it's probably dirty. He's quite open people, though he might be abit more shy if it's a crush; less because of the content of the dream and more of the fact they walked in on him dreaming.
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2p America: "OOp-" You did NOT just walk in. The compounded embarrassment of A) Crush walking in, B) Waking up, and C) Waking up from a wet dream is enough to short him out. Wide eyed, he's sitting up in bed just staring. When he finally comes back to reality, he laughs awkwardy and stumbles over his words.
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2p Canada: "Get Out." The moment he realizes who just entered the room, he's out of bed, pushing them out and shutting the door. He's red faced and unable to talk, shuttling awkward and practically collapsing against the door. About 10 mins later he's back out and will not addressed what just happened.
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2p England: * Day ruined * He'll be so embarrassed he might start crying. The dream in it's self would have been bad enough for him, but his crush walking in made it so much worse. He's mortified beyond words and wishes to stop existing. Louise will want to tease him, but it's better for everyone to pretend it didn't happen.
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2p Germany: "Hey, Guess what." At first he's surprised, but then he thought about it. What a great time to kill two birds with one stone?! Luther has never been known for thinking, things through but his silly nature is what makes him a winner * Wink, Wink*
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2p China: "I have had worse." Sure, this was a bit embarrassing with his crush walking in and all, but he's had MUCH worse situations. Quickly diffusing this one, he tells his crush the story how he sleptwalked during a wet dream . . . while at Kuro's house.
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twoidiotwriters1 · 4 years
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Just one chance (Diego Hargreeves x Fem! Reader)
A/N: I'm really excited because a lot of people liked Diego's previous one-shot so ... here's another one. it has nothing to do with the other, I hope you like it, thank you soooo much for reading. <3 - Val
And btw, Thank you very much for the 300 followers, REQUESTS ARE OPEN ONCE AGAIN !!   Check the post we made for the celebration.
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Diego walks through the corridors of the house. He sighs, taking courage, and knocks on the door. When it opens, his sister Vanya is at the other side.
“Hey, Diego,” She says with a smile.
"I need your help, it’s urgent," He answers nervously. She frowns and lets him walk into her room.
"What's up?" Diego sits on the bed and plays with his hands. "I've never seen you so nervous…”
"Nervous? Me? Please,” He scoffs.
"What? You’re in trouble?" Vanya stands in front of him and crosses her arms.
"Something like that," he finally says.
Vanya knows what her brother does at night. Using his skill with knives and the arduous training everyone had in their childhood, Diego takes it upon himself to aid helpless people.
"Do you need me to call the police?"
"No, not that kind of problem,” he says wiping his hands on his pants.
“Okay, I don't mean to sound rude, but you're not giving useful information. So maybe you better ask someone else for help?”
"No!" Vanya startles, pulling away a bit. "Shit, I'm sorry– I didn't want to scare you, just that- uh, I-" He growls. “You're the only one who can help me, Vanya.”
The relationship she has with her brothers is somewhat complicated. With Diego, she’s sure that she’s not Diego's first choice when he needs help, so this is confusing.
"What's going on?" She sits next to him on the bed.
"I'm not good at these things,” He answers through gritted teeth. "But I’m desperate, this’ll be my last try,” Vanya raises her eyebrows. “I have problems with... girls?"
Both of them are silent for a few seconds.
"Since when? How come only I can help you?"
"Oh come on, you're the only one with a stable relationship!”
She can't help a little smile.
"Sissy is not my girlfriend.”
"But you haven't ruined it yet, you're the one that has lasted the longest out of all.”
Maybe that's true.
"And Allison? She’s still with Raymond.”
Diego makes a face and scratches the back of his neck.
"She wouldn't help me for this.”
“Why?" Vanya now understands the big problem. “Oh… Are you sure you want to try?"
"You already regret wanting to help me?"
“No, it's just that- well… are we talking about Y/N? Allison's best friend?” She asks.
They met Y/N when they were twelve years old and since then she and Allison have been inseparable, actually, they all like her and over time she’s gained the trust of the Hargreeves.
"But doesn't she hate you?"
Diego nods, feeling hopeless. It’s true that for his last -perhaps only- opportunity, he needs Vanya's help and her attitude is not helping at all, or at least that’s what he thinks.
Vanya grins and Diego looks at her in disbelief.
"I'm not laughing at you, idiot,” She smiles. "I thought you’d already given up with her.”
"I guess I can still attempt something, but this is my last try,” He says.
From the moment Diego saw Y/N, he thought she was the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen in his life, but every time he tried to talk to her the girl would walk away or try to avoid him, so the only solution a 12-year-old could think of was to tease her; from pulling her hair, making fun, throwing knives at her -without hurting her- and as they grew older insults were added. In a way, Diego's plan worked, Y/N noticed him more, but it was only to yell at him. All this caused Diego's feelings for her to grow faster. He explained it to Vanya and she laughed again.
“So, all those bruises, yelling and insults were because you like her?” She says.
"Hey, I was just a kid!” He defends. "Now's different and I really want to do things right."
His sister is surprised, this is not a game, Diego’s asking her for help to conquer a girl and Vanya thinks it can work.
"I just want to add, I always believed you’d be a good couple.”
Diego's eyes light up.
“You'll help me?"
“That's right, brother. But you have to follow my lead…”
"I promise. Thank you, Sis! " he hugs Vanya very tightly making her squeal.
Later the doorbell rings, Allison's voice sounds soon after.
"Oh, that's right,” says Vanya with a smile, looking at her brother. “Y/N'll have dinner with us.”
Diego's breath hitches and his muscles tense.
"Oh.”
"First lesson, Diego."
***
After a few hours, they are whispering in the main hall, Diego’s about to panic as Vanya tries to reassure him.
"What am I supposed to do?"
"First, breathe,” she says. “It’s only dinner, relax. You can start with compliments, maybe of what she’s wearing, things like that.”
"Ok, ok, I can do that,” answers Diego.
“Well, let's go.”
Vanya takes his hand and they both enter the dining room, the other members are already waiting. Luther is the first, and on his left side are Allison, Y/N and then Ben, opposite to Luther is Klaus, then Five. Vanya tells Diego to sit across from Y/N and she sits at the end of the table.
Diego feels his legs shaking when he sees the girl for whom he’s trying his best not to scream. She’s laughing at something Allison said, the boy can't help but smile when he sees her happy. He sits down and waits patiently for dinner.
For a few minutes he only allows himself to admire her without saying anything, everything that Vanya said to him disappeared and he can't help but think how great it’d be the reason why she laughs, to take her hand under the table, whisper in her ear and kiss her cheek…
But his fantasies are interrupted by Vanya, who clears her throat to get their attention. While Luther helps his mother serve food, the others talk different things.
"It's good to see you again, Y/N,” says Vanya looking at the girl and she smiles at her.
“Same here, Vanya. How’s Sissy?"
"She’s fine, actually, we've thought about going to see a movie, any recommendations?"
Vanya could remember that Allison's best friend wanted to see a movie, and she had no one to go see it with, because none of her friends liked it, but she knew a certain man that would be willing to go without problems. The girl's eyes lit up, but then she grimaced.
"Oh yeah, they released a good one, but I'm not sure you’ll like it.”
"Are you still crying about it?" Says Five entering the conversation. Y/N looks at him offended.
"Shut up, I thought you’d be my salvation, but I only suffered from your betrayal!”
"That rhymed!" Klaus claps and Five rolls his eyes.
“None of your siblings want to go, but if you do, can I go with you? I don't mind being third wheeling…”
That's Diego's chance, but he doesn't say anything, so Vanya lightly kicks his leg.
"I could go with you!”
Everyone at the table looks at him in surprise and Vanya just wants to hit him again. Apparently yelling wasn’t part of Diego's plan. Y/N raises both eyebrows and huffs.
“Yes, right. I don't want you to be throwing popcorn at me during the whole movie, Diego. And surely you’d be talking all the time,” She rolls her eyes and Diego lowers his head. He knows the reason why she thinks that. It wouldn't be the first time that a movie went wrong because of their arguments.
Ben could notice how uncomfortable his brother is, so he decides to change the subject and now everyone forgets what happened. Vanya leans over to talk to Diego.
"What the hell was that?"
"I don't know, your help was useless!”
“You have to slow down, Diego. Baby steps, come on, give her a compliment!”
"Yes, okay,” He says nodding and they both turn to her.
Diego takes the time to think through his next move. Everyone has finished eating. When Diego leaves the dishes in the kitchen, he returns to the table and sees Y/N alone, perhaps waiting for her friend, so he approaches a little and notices her outfit.
He clears his throat to get her attention and smiles, hiding all the anxiety he feels.
"Hey, that blouse suits you very well, it matches your eyes,” While Diego expects a positive response, he receives the opposite.
"If that's your way to check out my breasts, let me tell you it's a pathetic attempt.”
Diego straightens up.
"No, no, no, no, n-o is not what I- uh, I didn't mean to," He stutters and behind him comes a laugh.
"My pathetic brother,” says Allison reaching her friend's side. Y/N huffs and they both leave the house.
Diego is startled when he feels a hand on his shoulder.
"Ok, that went wrong,” says Vanya. "Maybe you can offer to take her home?" She tries.
 “She'll probably think I'm going to kidnap her," he says with a grimace.
***
The next day Diego and Vanya talk for hours about all the possibilities in which his comments can go. After last night, Diego can't take any risks.
"Hey, it's not my fault that your favorite hobby was teasing her."
"I know! I know I was an idiot, but I didn't think this was going to happen,” He says.
"Now we can only hope for a miracle."
Diego complains again and hides his face with a pillow.
"Vanya, have you seen my skirt?" Klaus says entering the room. "Trouble in paradise, Dieguito?"
Diego restrains himself from throwing a knife at his brother.
"No, Klaus, I haven't seen it, are you going out?"
"Oui, mademoiselle. Y/N and Allison invited me to a party- Oh! There it is…”
Klaus grabs the skirt from the floor and leaves the room and as soon as the door closes, Diego sits on the bed and takes off his pillow. Both siblings share a hopeful look.
***
“Now, tell me how the hell am I going to be able to talk to her if she's with an idiot,” says Diego speaking louder so that Vanya could hear him above the music.
"As soon as she’s alone, you must go at it,” she answers.
These days have been stressful for the boy, he cannot believe his bad luck and he’s not used to this. Normally he has no problems with girls, he’s dated and even had a serious relationship with Patch, why is it so difficult with Y/N?
Hours pass and it comes to the moment when Diego is left alone on the balcony of the host's house, cursing every happy couple that passes by, and snorting every time he sees Klaus with a different drink. But everything changes when he hears a voice complaining near the balcony.
The boy walks away from the railing and toward the doors, only to find Y/N yelling at the boy she was with earlier. Diego doesn’t know what is happening, but he can get an idea of ​​how it will end, especially when he sees that the boy takes Y/N by the neck and forces her to kiss him. Anger runs through the boy's body and he's about to go and hit the jerk, but halfway he stops totally shocked.
Y/N steps away from the idiot and punches him hard on his nose, causing him to fall to the ground and scream covering his face with his hand. Everyone around him reaches out to help and see what happens. The girl takes advantage of the opportunity, runs out of the scene, straight to the balcony passing Diego without noticing him.
The boy follows her, he can see that she’s holding her wrist and complaining, so he runs around the house and gets a bag with ice as if they were chasing him, he returns just as fast.
“Hey,” He catches her attention and she looks up with teary eyes.
"Diego, please, not now," She says in a tired voice.
"I brought you ice, for your hand,” He says quickly.
She looks at him and nods raising her injured hand. Diego gently takes it and puts the ice on it. He tries to ignore the chill that runs through his body at feeling her soft hand.
"Does it hurt too much?" he asks trying to distract her.
"I've never hit someone before," She says with a grimace. Diego smiles sideways, he can't help but be proud.
"Maybe I could teach you one day, I'm an expert in punching and receiving every day…” He says without much thought and she laughs slightly.
"I've only seen you fight with your brothers, but something tells me that you are not lying," She adds with amusement.
"It was a great blow, surely he deserved it.”
"Some people don't know what ‘No’ means" She sighs.
"I think it’s clear to him now.”
"I didn't know you liked parties," She replies, looking at him.
"Today I had a good reason to like them,” He shrugs.
"A girl?" When he nods she laughs again. "I think it's the longest conversation we've had without insulting each other…”
Diego laughs too.
"In my defense, I've tried to have a civil conversation with you for a couple of days, but you weren't helping much,” She frowns.
"I know you well, Diego. You always try to make fun of me.”
His smile disappears.
“I don't want to do it anymore, Y/N,” His serious face confuses her.
"What are you talking about?"
Before Diego could answer, Allison reaches his side and checks on her friend, pushing her brother away. Y/N assures her that she's fine, mentioning Diego's help, but Allison doesn't care.
"I'm glad but– uh, we have a problem.”
"I'm not in the mood to have another one,” complains the girl.
“Ray’s car just broke and we have to go with some friend of his, I have to take Klaus before we lose him and Vanya and Sissy left already, so... there's no place for you,” says Allison with a grimace, “Sorry.”
Y/N complains taking the ice from Diego's hands.
"Are you serious?"
"I'm sorry, really, Ray said that he offered his place for you, but you know he lives far away…”
Y/N doesn't live very far, but she can't go alone in the dark and Diego knows that.
“I'll take you home,” He offers.
“Diego…” starts Allison, but he cuts her off.
“It's not a game, I promise. Come on, I can't let her walk alone, I can watch over her,” He puffs out his chest.
"Okay, but if something else happens, I won't hesitate in saying the magic words to you, brother,” threatens Allison. The boy stirs uncomfortably knowing very well what the magic words are.
Both friends say goodbye and Allison returns to the party. It doesn't take long for her, her boyfriend, and brother to leave.
"Do you want to go?" Diego asks shyly and she nods.
***
The two of them walk slowly towards Y/N's house in a slightly awkward silence. She keeps holding her wrist.
"What did you mean before?" she asks suddenly.
"What?"
"When we were on the balcony, you said you didn't want to make fun of me anymore.”
Diego fortunately remembers Vanya's advices: ‘Don't be too hasty’, ‘Tell her how you feel when you get the chance’, ‘Don't scare her’, ‘Be honest’, ‘No, you can't just kiss her and then run away’.
He shakes his head and keeps walking.
“Sorry for being an idiot all these years. You may not believe me, but I want to try to fix things with you.”
"How?"
"Good question,” He replies with a grimace. “I don't know, these days I've tried to be nice to you, but you think I'm still playing– I don't blame you!” He raises his hands. “You have many reasons, but– I just want to say that…” He sighs. “I don't want to continue with that.”
She frowns in confusion, but also wants to know more.
"Why do you suddenly want to do it?"
"It's not something spontaneous, I- uh…” He fidgets. "Since I've known you, I wanted to be your friend and I thought you were beautiful and all,” He says with honesty. "But you always did your best to ignore me, so I did all those things to get your attention.”
Confession takes weight off his shoulders. Y/N stays silent, thinking about Diego's words. Without realizing it, they both arrive at her house. The girl steps forward a bit, but Diego takes her free hand and draws her.
"Listen, I know it's a lot to think about and you might not believe me, but I really want to be with you."
She knows that he’s not lying, Diego had never dared to talk to her like that, but there’s still something that prevents her from trusting him.
"What are you really asking me, Diego?"
He thinks about it and smiles sideways.
“I’m asking for an opportunity. Just one, you won't regret it.”
Y/N laughs at his confident demeanor, then he gets a little closer, looks directly into her eyes and puts a lock behind her ear with gentl e fingers.
"When we were kids,” She says, taking a step back. "I used to walk away from you because I thought you were cute, I liked you, but when you wanted to talk… I’d get nervous and run away,” She admits. "Then you started teasing me so I thought you hated me and eventually I gave up,” She shrugs.
Diego can't believe what he's hearing and feels stupider. He could’ve had the girl of his dreams much sooner if only things weren't wrong. They’re both silent, she waits for an answer but Diego continues to panic. Finally she sighs again.
"One chance, Hargreeves.” She points out and Diego's eyes lit up.
"Only one,” He says avoiding the urge to jump for joy. She shakes her head, but smiling sweetly.
Y/N goes up the stairs of her house and before opening the door she turns back to find Diego doing a very strange dance. As soon as he notices her look, he stops and smiles innocently.
"Good night, angel," He says, smirking.
"Good night, Diego.”
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in-tua-deep · 4 years
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For the Harry Potter AU, Is there going to be Five time travelling, be it accidentally?
Five does not decide to time travel on a whim to use his powers in the hogwarts au - this does not mean he doesn’t time travel
(Five is very very concerned with them all sticking together in this timeline/au !! he doesn’t want to run away at all, because their lives are finally good - he has no reason to want to time travel when there’s all this other magic shit he could be learning)
during one of their summers, they end up at the Weasley’s house. It makes sense. Ginny was their youngest child and she’s graduated and moved out. The Weasley’s had a whole seven children, which means they have space slash beds for seven whole children. So they stay with the Weasleys, which is a somewhat awkward fit but I digress
but look the Weasleys still have kids, and those kids do visit
(Which is how Klaus meets Fred Weasley, which is another story)
But Ron comes home to visit and Hermione comes with him and they end up telling stories about their Hogwarts days to the umbrella kids, which is interesting and fun !! they downplay the deadliness of their shenanigans probably but they tell them stories
and Ron mentions Hermione’s insanity their third year when Hermione decided she had to take every single class available to her like an absolute madman. How did she manage that? Oh, she got a time turner with the ministry’s permission or something
and Five, who is always doing Way Too Many Things At Once is immediately enthralled with the idea that you can jump back hours at a time. And they used this just to get to a class at the same time as another class? The possibilities are limitless. 
As soon as Ron and Hermione leave Five is already penning furious letters to his head of house hollering about getting a time turner and that he also wants to do All The Classes
(all his Hufflepuff friends admire his work ethic, yes, very hufflepuff, but come on five put the book down and play exploding snap with us for once in your goddamn life)
And Sprout mails back like “You’re literally 12 you don’t even get electives for your second year?? ask me again next year????” because this is a ravenclaw problem usually - and a Hermione problem - that the Hufflepuff head of house usually doesn’t have to deal with tbh
and Five pouts about it but yeah okay that’s fair, even if having the five hour time turner would be super super useful for things like... sleep or homework slash doing other peoples homework (for a fee of course)
so Five goes through his second year very patiently and then at the end kicks in Sprout’s door and is like “PROFESSOR SPROUT, TIME TURNER ME” giving her an absolute heart attack
(Five is pretty good at zooming through his homework actually, he’s one of the top students in their year actually??? he’s one of those annoying kids who doesn’t even have to put in much effort to get top grades? 
this is because Five is voracious in his pursuit of magical knowledge and is actually like, way beyond his year’s appropriate material tbh - like he’s not quite brewing polyjuice potions in the bathrooms but the librarian knows him by name and he’s started eyeing the restricting section with a little too much interest recently
the age old wisdom learned in Reginald’s household: you only get in trouble if you get caught)
Five is willing to even do the really stupid sounding classing like divination (gag, he’s going to be doing the class with Klaus, Allison, and Diego though so it’s not a total wash he guesses) because if he does the work he gets a fucking time turner are you kidding
(Klaus is way too enthusiastic about divination, when asked why she’s taking Allison arches an eyebrow and says she can absolutely predict the future - for example she heard a rumor you left her alone - wow look at that it came true! Diego is taking it because Klaus begged him but also because he heard it was a really easy class and he would like to focus on quidditch thanks)
they end up staying at the Longbottom Estate the summer between their second and third year (the Weasleys weren’t a great fit and they plan to go to Romania that summer to visit Charlie) since the bigass mansion from an old family has enough room
They’re familiar with Neville, who is apprenticed under Professor Sprout and is probably going to take over herbology classes in the near future. Ben and Neville get along like a house on fire, spending way too much time in the green house
Five, on the other hand, strikes up an intense rivalry with Augusta Longbottom, who is ancient and fierce and strikes terror into the heart of any child she wishes. Five kind of wants to be her but also is at war with her because there are so many good books that Augusta won’t let him read
(anyway, Five learns the hard way that Augusta Longbottom keeps an armed mouse trap in her purse and admires such a simple non-magical solution to keeping intruders away)
Klaus doesn’t like the estate (it’s very old and there are... quite a few ghosts), Diego is constantly badgering the others to practice quidditch with him, Luther carries everything for Augusta and is deemed a ‘nice young man, very Gryffindor’ with approval, Allison models herself the perfect young lady and takes great pleasure in sticking her tongue at the others when they get in trouble (behind the adult’s backs of course), while Vanya takes the opportunity to practice her violin with intensity considering they can’t practice magic anyway (curse underage magic laws)
of course there is a small incident where Ben and Five set up an illicit potions lab in the definitely not a dungeon basement and may or may not experiment which lead to something almost blowing up
“In our defense,” Five says, scrubbing a sleeve over a very sooty face thanks to a small explosion, “we were really bored.”
“Potions.” Neville despairs, like potions personally killed his parents and kicked his dog. And who knows, maybe they did somehow. This is the magical world, nothing ever makes sense honestly. 
“Sorry for nicking some of your boom berries.” Ben offers, managing to actually look sincerely sorry. Five should take pointers, honestly.
“The boom berries aren’t even ripe.” Neville whimpers, face in his hands.
Five exchanges a look of realization with Ben, “Ah, that’s why they - ”
“Went boom.” Ben says with a slightly hysterical giggle on the end.
“No more potions without supervision.” Is the order they get stuck with, which is really unfair considering that there are seven kids and only two adults honestly. 
(“I can’t believe you almost blew up the house.” Luther hisses at them later, to which Ben looks appropriately abashed.
“You’re just jealous we didn’t include you in any plots with explosions.” Five points out crossly. Luther doesn’t say anything to that, which means he’s right.)
Vanya only blows up like, three whole rooms and the bright side is that everyone chalks it up to accidental magic even though Vanya should really have grown out of it by now but... it’s not like they have another explanation!
The kids get very good at distracting the adults and the others trying to train Vanya so that she doesn’t blow things up by accident, which goes better than canon because she wasn’t pent up for literal decades at least but does mean that more accidents happen than the Longbottom house is necessarily used to
“I’d forgotten what it was like to have children underfoot again.” Augusta says when they have to go back, leaning on her cane and looked at them all severely. “Do not return.”
and that’s their stay at the Longbottom estate
so Five enters his third year and gleefully is given a time turner
and he’s informed he can only turn it back five hours, which is the safe time !! and he’s like “haha neat” and immediately turns it five times and - 
he shows up like five years in the past due to funkiness of his powers interacting with the time turner, which lovingly dumps him right into the middle of the war when he’s like, thirteen, in 1997
“what the FUCK” - Five, probably
and this is how five realizes he has time powers
Five is missing for five months when he shows back up, more than a little bit traumatized, clutching his time turner
“what the FUCK” - all of Five’s siblings upon his return, because they have been freaking out for five months
“What do you mean I’ve been missing for five months?” Five asks hysterically, “It’s been like, a month? Tops? I hope you idiots know I had to break into the fucking Ministry of Magic to get back to y’all fuckwads”
“What the fuck, Five” say the siblings, with feeling
“I had to steal and juryrig like, half of the ministry’s supply of time turners. it’s fine. they got ruined during the war anyway, I read about it, so it didn’t upset the timeline or anything to snag a few before it happened and stuff.” Five explains
(He returns the time turner to a very shaken Professor Sprout, but he does not return the pilfered ones he stole five years ago)
after everyone stops freaking out (more or less - the Hufflepuffs refuse to let Five out of their sights for more than five collective minutes which is an absolute pain) Five ends up having to drop some classes (he ends up dropping divination since he likes arithmancy way better - predicting the future with numbers? hell yeah !! and he drops care of magical creatures but insists on keeping up with muggle studies since he feels it’s important to keep up with that world just in case they have to disappear back into it) and life vaguely returns to normal
“Wait.” Klaus says, with a voice that says he’s had a very important revelation. “Does this mean that we’re older than Five?”
“No.” Five says, very firmly, as though that will help what is to come.
“Absolutely.” Diego immediately butts in.
“Absolutely not -” It’s no use. Klaus has wrapped his arms around Five (and curse him, Klaus is a fucking bean pole and taller than Five) and is crooning about how they’re going to take such good care of their babiest brother - 
Klaus deserves result of this interaction. The rest of the room? Well. Needless to say the siblings get detention for destroying an unused classroom
(this does not stop the others from referencing Five’s apparent youth at the most inopportune moments, which never fails to his Five’s berserk button)
everyone keeps a close eye on five. besides more food hoarding and some more general feralness he seems fine for the most part tbh
(he does not talk about his month away, but needless to say he was dumped into the beginning of Harry Potter’s seventh year, which was deeply unfortunate due to the fact that Death Eater’s had taken over Hogwarts and other deeply unfortunate events were taking place)
somehow Five manages to catch up to all his classes despite having been missing for Five months Five what the fuck, and maintains his position as one of the top students in their year
the siblings initiate daily meetings which means all of them pile into the Hufflepuff common room once a week on Five’s night hosting which is basically part sibling study group part “we WILL keep track of everyone on god”
yeah there may or may not be some like. trauma regarding their brother literally vanishing on them tbh
third year is also when Five discovers he can jump into the chamber of secrets and meets the painting of Dolores, and then proceeds to be down there whenever he’s getting sick and tired of everyone’s attention on him like he’s just gonna vanish on them for fucks sake Luther stop breathing in his ear he’s trying to read
he likes talking to Dolores, and she’s full of cool and interesting information and facts, and is very good at charms and hexes, not to even mention her encyclopedic knowledge of various jinxes
but yes five does time travel. it’s sort of to do with his time powers. it’s very accidental, basically his powers going absolutely haywire due to exposure to temporal magic and amplifying their effect to a terrifying degree, but thanks to genuine wizarding knowledge about temporal magic and the existence of time turners Five was able to get home in a timely manner
...sort of, honestly being four months off wasn’t too bad considering his canon difficulties with timing lmao
#hogwarts au#far tua long#long post#in a twist of fate five is gone for less time than passes in the real timeline#i haven't decided whether his own temporal powers fuck up his aging or not#but he is physically and mentally four months younger than his siblings#which doesn't sound too bad but he also still has possession of extra time turners and boundless curiosity#which means this could be a repeat occurrence#anyway yes they stay with mcgonagall before their first year#the weasleys the summer between first and second#and the longbottoms between second and third#it's not bad but the siblings need way more adult supervision than they get between neville and the very old augusta#five out there carving runes into the walls while augusta lays traps for him#augusta: i'm too old for this please never come back#but she secretly had fun#but like the kids did destroy several rooms of the estate and damaged more#*mostly* by accident#five definitely stole at least once ancient tome but augusta found him amusing enough that she allowed it#five vanished and traumatized everyone#ESPECIALLY himself#five out here vanishing to the chamber of secrets#his siblings: WHERE WERE YOU#five: GETTING SOME GODDAMN PEACE AND QUIET#but yeah five time travels into the past with a time turner oops#five has a very eventful third year tbh#almost as eventful as his fifth#five's obsession with knowing things puts him at the top of his classes but it's sort of a trauma response tbh#all the kids get excellent grades#it's kind of them worrying that if they don't do well they'll get put back with reggie#even klaus is getting good grades albeit he's lowkey cheating with fred's ghost tbh
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part two
Paring:Five x Reader
Summary: you absloutely adore the hargreeve siblings. Well, except for Five he hates you for no reason. But it all changes when the commission attacks. After an awful fight, five ends up taking care of you only then do you realise that he's in love with you.
Quick note: you are both 16.
"JEFF? Jeffery, please if you can hear me make a sound!" Five yelled at the empty appartment, frantically looking for your uncle. If they wanted you to get to him then they wouldn't need your uncle and if they don't then he's probably injured or worse...
Five jumps from one to another, searching for any sign of Jeff. Finally, he found him on the ground in a puddle of his own blood, five put his hand on the man's neck, weak pulse. Five called an ambulance. And so far, looking for Jeffery was the only thing keeping him from worrying about you to death.
30 minutes later, all Hrgreeve siblings were with Jeff in the hospital and luther was at your place bringing some papers the hospital need for Jeff. Five left his siblings, saying something about needing fresh air, five was finally alone with his thoughts.he was pacing back and forth infront of the hospital's main entrance, He was on the verge of panicking..
We don't know if Jeff is going to make it or not. What if he doesn't, what if died just because he was at the wrong place at the wrong time. What happens to y/n then? Y/n...
Five jolted at the thought of you his panic was consuming him.
What if she doesn't make it? What if we were too late? What if she dies because of me? Because I couldn't man up and tell her I love her?
At this point his breathing was unsteady and shallow, his chest tightening and he was sweating dispite the cold wheather. He felt like he was going to pass out. He sank to knees.
"Five!" Called allison, who knelt beside him in the mud, putting both arms around him.
"What if she doesn't make it?" He lifted his head to hers and asked
"No, five, don't think like that. Y/n is a strong girl. She can handle herself just alittle longer." She tightened her grip on her brother. "You love her, don't you?"
" you have no idea how much" he whispered. A few minutes passed in silence." And Allison"
"Yeah?"
"If you breathe a word of this, I'll murder you"
Jeff was announced alive but in a comma, so it ws decided that Vanya should stay with him in case he wakes up while they find y/n.
Lila came in just a few minutes before Allison and Five came to ask about Jeff.
When Five saw Lila, he asked Diego "what is she doing here?"
"I told her to come." Said Diego
" seriously, Diego, calling the handler's daughter? Again?"Then he turned to Lila "where is she?"
"I really don't know what you're talking about."
"Y/n, your mom's pets took her and she wants us all dead so, where is she?
"What? Look, I really have no idea ehat you're talking about but I might have an idea where they might be keeping here."
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You woke up tied to a wooden chair. Wrists tied together behind your back and ankles to the wooden legs of the chair and your chest to the back of the chair. Your first instinct was to free yourself but everytime you moved you felt the rope tighten more which made you panic and move even more.
"Oh no, sweetie, I wouldn't do that if I were you. The rope tightens with every move."said the Handler with a smile on her face.
But you didn't stop even though your chest was tightening so much that you started taking shallow breaths.
"You should sit still before you stop breathing."
"What you want?" You hissed
"I have an offer. You can work with me."
"Why on earth would I do that!?"
"You get to keep your life and possibly save your little friends" she said it like she were doing you a favor.
"Well, if I remember correctly, you don't get to choose who lives and who dies."
"You listen closely, because of you little physcos with your powers, I can't get anything done with you constantly ruining the timeline."
You tried to move and heard a tiny crack from your ribs." No you listen here, you piece of shit. I will Never work for you. I'd rather die."
Pain was increasing with every breath as your chest tightened and threatened to swallow you whole.
"You have 24 hrs, I know you'll come around."
At this point you thought you were slowly dying. Breathing was so hard that you started moving more to free yourself but only heard a louder crack in your ribcage as the darkness took you away.
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24 hrs later, the Handler had you in the chair again.
"I hope you had time to think." Said the Handler "what's it gonna be, sweetie?"
"No freaking way."
"Fine. You asked for it." She turned to a man with a syringe with some blue liquid.
This time you tried to stay still and show no sign of fear. Mainly because if you moved you'll breack more ribs. The man injected it into your neck and at first all you saw was figures...
Slowly they started to turn to people then you saw faces.. klaus, allison, luther, vanya, diego and five. They were arguing about something then Luther pulled out his gun and shot each and everyone of them. With you desperately begging him to stop, telling them it's going to be okay... and the nightmares start all over again and again and again and again with different scenarios but always end with all of them dead. Only this time you were awake and you can't stop them.
"Put her back in the chamber."
You don't know where the nightmares end and reality starts you no longer know if they're even alive. You realize that you are now shackled to the wall from both wrists and ankles with iron shackles. You stand and then try to superspeed to the other side of the room maybe that can break it but it only elecrocuted you. Now that's new you think to yourself. Electrified shackles so I can't try to break it?
You couldn't take it anymore, you don't know if anyone who care about or even know is alive and you can't even move. You wanted someone, anyone to get you out of here. You realized you've been crying and you put your head down on the cold cement floor and sleep.
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"Y/n?" Five said moving closer to you
"No, please" you plead and cover your faces before you witness his death again
Five stood where he was, concerned. "What have they done to you?"
"Is that really you?"
"Of course that's really me" he said annoyed then his features softened "yes it's really me." He kneeled on the ground trying to get closer but you wouldn't let him. You were hyperventilating. "Hey," he said softly "I can get you out of here, I promise just let me help you." He pleaded.
You took a good look at him but made no inclination that allowed him to get closer.
"Will you please let me help you."
Slowly you nodded. He got up and started walking towards you, but he didn't jump knowing that it might get you rattled again. He kneeled down beside you and took one of your hands in his. He saw how red and bruised your wrist was and tried to claw at it. "No, don't!" But he was too litte. The shackle gave a shock that went through the two of you causing him to jerk away.
"I'm so sorry." He said, "wait here, I have an idea." He jumped and reappeared a few minutes later with an axe. And with four swift blows, he broke the iron chain tying the shackled y/n to a wall. He held your hand "Are you ready?" He asked before jumping the two of you out into a corridor where gunshots were being fired nearby. The rest were trying to keep the commission agents busy and Lila was getting the keys to the shackles from the Handler's office.
"Why are you in such a rush to leave. I wasn't done, yet" said the Handler coming out of a room. Five stood infront of you shielding you from her view. "If I see you again, I will kill you." He snarled at her.
The handler smiled at him and pressed a button on a small device sending a wave of shocks through your body, the pain was too much that darkness swallowed you in seconds.
Five almost touched you but you body was still crackling with electricty. The minute it died out he reached for you. Your nose and ears were bleeding. He carried you in his arms as Lila came running out of an office but, stopped in her tracks at the sight of her mother. She looked at the Handler, five then you in his arms. She threw the keychain his direction and said," go, I'll deal with her." With that Five caught the keys and jump you into his room back at the academy.
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Five woke you up, you were in his bed. "Hey, you need to wake up the commission is here. We need to go." You tried to get up but was held on by an invisible force. Someone appeared at the door and shot him then shot you. You scream five's name-
"Hey, shhhh. I'm here. I'm here. It's okay, you were only dreaming." Said five softly. Your breathing was a little unsteady. You try to sit up but your chest feels like it's on fire. You lay back down. "You should really rest. You have 3 broken ribs. I'll go make you breakfast."
"Since when do you care?" You ask
Five draws in a breath and moves away from the bed, rubbing his forehead. He seemed at loss for words. "Listen, I'm so sorry-"
"Is it Jeff? Are you being nice to me because something happened? Is he.." tears started to well up in your eyes.
"What? No. No. He's fine. He's just ,um , he's just in a comma."
"This is because of me, isn't it? Because they were looking for me?" You burst into tears. "I really am dangerous to the people around me. Mom wasn't so wrong after all. I'm a curse."
"No, that's not your fault. It's mine. They were doing this to get to me. I'm so sorry."
"I want to see him. Take me to him. please."
"Yes. I'll take you there. Just let me make you breakfast first okay?"
"Why do you suddenly care so much?"
He started to pace back and forth, rubbing his forehead more frequently. He was nervous.
"I'm so sorry about what I said the other day. Acutally, I'm sorry for being so awful to you. God, I hate being vunerable. It makes me so weak."
"It makes you human" you corrected.
"You just say how you feel and it's so easy but I.....It was easier pushing you away than telling you how I feel. I'm sorry."
"sit down." You pat the spot next you on the bed. He does.
"Truth is.. y/n Y/L/N, I love you. I've always loved you with every fiber of my being. "
You didn't say anything you just stared at his beautiful blue eyes.
"Um, it's okay if you uh don't say anything. I just-"
You struggled alittle the bandages and pain but eventually sat up. He tried to help you up but you hold up your hand. Then you lean in and kissed him. "I love you, too, five hargreeves." You whisper as he kissed you back. "Will you let me make you breakfast?" You nodded.
"Okay, don't go anywhere, I'll be back."
A few minutes passed and he came back with eggs and coffee. You ate it impatiently.
"This is really good but I need to see my uncle."
"Yes. Yes of course."
You insisted on looking your best so when Jeff sees you, he doesn't worry about you. You went to shower but Five insisted he waits on the other side of the door. And would knock every five minutes to make sure you're okay. He brought you a fresh change of clothes and helped you with the bandages.
Five jumped the two of you to the hospital and sat with you all day by Jeff's bedside. You decided to sleep there because you wanted to be there when Jeff woke up and Five insisted he'd stay too. The next few days you'd both stay at the hospital and go home to shower or change and come back. And everytime you had a nightmare, Five would wake you up and hold you until you can sleep again.
When Jeff woke up, Five was getting the two of you coffee. "I'm sorry you had to go through this because of me." you say "If you want to uh put me up for adoption, I would understand." You say tears in your eyes.
"No. No. I would never. Sweetheart, you mean the world to me. I won't ever give up on you. "
At this you cried ,happy tears. Jeff chose to stick with you even when your mom didn't.
Five opened the door saw you crying and jeff's eyes glassy and walked right back out.
This moment, this exact moment was when you finally felt like you really belong to this messy, cruel world that has little miracles. That was when you felt that you felt connected to this world, connected to five and his siblings, to Jeff , to the commission, to everything.
You left Your uncle to sleep and joined Five outside. "What if the commission come again?"you ask suddenly
"Let them come, we'll be ready for them." Said Five "but until then, let me take you out on a date."
You smiled at five then kissed him.
The end
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Demonstration - Ben’s Day
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy
Characters: Ben, Vanya
Summary: Vanya reminds Ben of tickling.
A/N: The sixth fic for this year’s Umbrella Academy tickle fic week! See more about it here. I hope you like it!
Words: 639
Vanya found him in his old bedroom, unused for years, everything in the exact place he’d left it on his last day. Grace had been cleaning it, though. The dust was too scarce for it to not have been cleaned, and who else would have cleaned it if not Grace? Ben was too afraid to sit on the bed, lest he would realize he wasn’t able to sit at all and was actually still dead.
Vanya found him standing in the middle of the floor, staring and the furniture as if not trusting them to be real. “Hey.”
She didn’t ask him anything, because she knew he was partly hiding, partly trying to understand. She didn’t have to tell him that he was hiding in vain, though, because he knew Klaus wasn’t looking for him. Would probably never seek him out again, both of them so sick of each other after all these years of being linked together that their relationship probably was ruined.
But Ben missed him so much it physically hurt, and ghosts couldn’t feel pain like this, so maybe he was staying away to make sure he was alive.
Vanya found him standing with his back straight and head held high and she didn’t tell him she knew his whole facade wasn’t real and that he would much rather curl up into a ball on the floor. Instead, she stood with him, staring patiently at the bed.
“I don’t remember what it’s like being alive,” he told her. “I had forgotten how- bodily it is.”
“How do you mean?”
“You feel so much. You feel pain and sadness and joy and hunger and exhaustion. As a ghost everything was just a tiny inkling. Whenever I was mad at Klaus, it was barely real.”
“It must be overwhelming.”
“It is.” He turned toward her. “Tell me good things about this. About feeling.”
“Well,” Vanya started, and Ben realized belatedly that she’d spent most of her life subdued. But maybe she was the best person to ask, since she probably appreciated it all more. “I’ve realized I love the feeling of hugging someone.” Her smile was timid. Ben got the urge to wrap her tightly in his arms. “I mean, everyone’s so much bigger than me and I kind of love hiding in their arms. It makes me feel safe.”
“That does sound nice.”
“And people hug so differently too.”
“Oh?”
“Luther’s always gentle and Allison always squeezes you and Klaus always hugs you for longer than is probably normal. Oh, and he tends to give your shoulder blades a tickle which feels kind of nice. Until he gets bold and moves downward to tickle your sides, that is.”
“I’ve seen him do that.”
“But there’s something nice about that too, you know? Playful intimacy and the like.”
“I barely remember what being tickled is like.”
Vanya tilted her head at him. “Do you want me to demonstrate?”
Ben remembered enough to feel hesitant, his face flushing at the thought. “Uh, sure? If you want.”
Mischief flickered across her face. “I’ve recently realized I’m quite good at tickling, unless Sissy has been lying to me.” She took a step closer to him, bringing them pretty much face to face. “What spot should I try?”
“How about the one you mentioned? Sides.”
Vanya reached out and poked both his sides, making him recoil with a cry. “Ah, I think you are ticklish.”
Ben rubbed at his skin. “Do it again.”
“Really?”
“On another spot.”
Vanya gave his belly a swift tickle, fingertips wiggling over the surprisingly sensitive area. “Aw, you giggled.”
He did giggle, to his embarrassment. And yet he said, “Try another spot,” until they’d established he was ticklish all over. While still overwhelming, he didn’t entirely mind being able to feel things again, in small doses anyway.
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A Forgotten Birthday
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy
Pairing: Number Five x reader
Summary: After saving the world from the apocalypse, Five struggles with living a simple life causing a strain on his relationship.
Word Count: 2009
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5...4...3...2..1! Happy Birthday to me.
Sunlight shone throughout my room, and a gentle breeze drifted through the open windows. Looking over at the clock which now read 6.00am, I allowed a smile to grace over my lips. I had been restless all night and had been sat up worrying about Five like usual. I hoped today would be different, giving both of us one day to take a break from his obsessive apocalyptic nature.
Rolling over on my side, I was shocked to find the other side of the bed empty and Five's early morning 'signature' coffee missing. Letting out a frustrated sigh, I peeled back the duvet and groggily trudged over to the bathroom. After gently splashing some cold water over my face and brushing my teeth, I tossed my crazy-ass hair into a messy bun like a boss, and began the trek to the kitchen.
Expecting to be greeted with breakfast and a fresh cup of coffee, I found non other than a half-naked Klaus passed out on the table, and Five no where in sight. For fucks sake. I rolled my eyes and began making Klaus some breakfast as he'll need some hangover food to soak up all the alcohol. I decided to just throw in some toast and pour a glass of orange juice, as Klaus began waking up and mumbling something about his ass and chocolate pudding?
"Morning sunshine." I said with an amused smile on my face, whilst Klaus began to groan and pulled himself up into a sitting position.
"What rude bitch opened the blinds this morning?" He said after accepting a glass of orange juice I handed him.
"That would have been you, and your amazing Picasso skills last night I'm guessing."
Klaus looked up at the blinds to see that someone had cut them up to make some clothes, since there was underwear shaped holes missing.
"I was wondering what I was wearing, it's definitely not yours or Allison's."
"I think the yellow 'blind' underwear, really complements your eyes." I laughed winking at him, as I took the toast out and began buttering it.
"Danke."
"So what year is it again?" Klaus mumbled as he began munching on the toast I put in front of him.
"You mean the date Klaus?."
"Yeah that."
"It's __________ (insert birthday🥳)."
"Holy shit!" Klaus shot up, knocking his chair over and throwing the toast to the ground. Then sassily marched over to me, where he pulled me into a giant bone crushing hug. Jesus how does he wake up so fast?
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY MIDGET."
"I'M ONLY 4"10, FIGHT ME BITCH."
"ALSO BEN SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
"TELL HIM I LOVE HIM."
*Meanwhile Ben just rolls his eyes*
"There is way too much Klaus and Y/N in here, this early in the morning." Diego huffed as he began filling up the kettle, not even bothering to comment on Klaus's attire.
"Good morning to you too Antonio Banderas." Klaus laughed and high-fived me.
"Besides it's only 7.00am." I smiled.
"Whatever."
"Oooo whose got your panties in a twist?."
"Anyway, Happy Birthday Y/N." Diego huffed.
"Awww you remembered, I knew you loved me really." I said forcing Diego into a hug which he eventually gave into. Suddenly another pair of arms wrapped around us. Diego became alarmed and shouted "What is wrong with you?!"
Klaus innocently smiled "I just wanted to be part of the moment."
"What's wrong with who?" Trust monkey boy to enter at this moment.
"I'll take this as my leave." Diego shrugged Klaus's arms off him, then subtly tilted his head at me, towards a card he placed by the microwave. Before marching off, after I gave him a beaming smile and a wave.
"Happy Birthday kid."
"Thanks Luther but you know I'm 28 years older than you."
"And your even more immature than Klaus, and trust me that's saying something."
"Rude. Hey don't agree with him Ben, you're supposed to be on my side." Klaus began to have a one-sided argument with 'Ben.' While I took this as a chance to slip out the kitchen and get ready.
*2 hours later*
Yes I'm high maintenance, and looking this gorgeous takes a while.
I finally finished my outfit my adding my new moon necklace, which was a birthday present from Luther (that was probably picked by Allison).
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I sprayed some perfume and let my h/c  hair fall down. Mission was ago. Find Five. Get drunk. Party. Have an awesome birthday. Go back a few steps and whoop Five's ass for no breakfast in bed. Perfect.
I looked through the entire house, where there was no trace of him so decided to head over to Griddy's Doughnuts. As I opened the front door, I walked into Allison and Vanya who immediately wished me a Happy Birthday and began planning a girls night out. Just what I need after putting up with all this shit, Five keeps throwing at me.
*Flashback* - Warning Mild Smut ⚠️
I was lounging across Five's bed pretending to read this boring romance novel, whilst Five was consistently writing long, complicated equations all over his wall. I wasn't expecting this is what he meant when he invited me over to spend sometime together. My patience was wearing thin, as I tried to tell myself that he was just not used to having a life outside of the apocalypse. But I went through it with him, so if I can learn to adapt, he should to.
Sneakily looking over at him, I came up with a plan to draw his attention away. Gently placing the book on the bed, I slowly walked towards him and placed my arms around his neck. It was no shocker that he immediately tensed up and his brows began to frown deeper.
"What do you want Y/N?"
"Not much." I whispered in his ear, as I ghosted my lips over his neck. "Just a little bit of attention."
Five sighed and tried to focus on the equation he was working on, which had now proven difficult as I began to pepper kisses along his jaw.
"Come on, enough."
I ignored him and began to drag my soft kisses down his neck, sucking a little harder until I found his sweet spot. Got you.
"Y/N...." He drifted off, as the pen dropped from his hands.
"Hmm?" I smirked and began grasping at his dark hair.
He finally turned around and smashed our lips together sloppily, as our tongues began fighting for dominance. He obviously won. His hands began to gently slide up the bottom of my top, just resting above my hips as he began to draw circles on my skin. Suddenly blue sparks surrounded us as I found ourselves teleported onto his desk.
He shoved all of his work out the way and began making out with me again. I gradually lifted my arms up, as he began to pull my top off...
"Y/N?"
"Y/N?"
"Y/N?!!"
My eyes fluttered dreamily as I looked over at Five who was frowning at me.
"For gods sake, did you fall asleep?! I wanted some help with these equations as you're the only non-idiotic person I know. Ugh forget it, of course it doesn't matter if there's another apocalypse." He whined sarcastically, and turned back around, continuing his work.
Five's writing came to a stop and as I launched my book at the walk near his head.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" He shouted, finally exploding with frustration.
"You're an ass." I mumbled. He rolled his eyes and teleported away, probably before he did or said something he'd regret.
I preferred dream Five.
*Flashback over*
Arriving at Griddy's, I locked the car and walked over to the entrance and went inside. Surprise, surprise my 'affectionate' boyfriend was sat with a mug of coffee writing equations on napkins.
"Well, well, well good afternoon handsome." Five looked up irritated and forced a smile.
"What is it?" Was he joking?
"I thought we were going to spend the day together, you said you had something planned last week."
"We'll have to reschedule or something."
"Hahaha very funny grumpy-ass." He didn't look very amused, as he sighed and took a long sip of coffee.
"Can we talk later, I'm kind of in the middle of something?"
Alarms were going off. He had forgotten. Maybe he needed a little more convincing and a few hints.
"Well today is kind of a special day." He looked blankly at me before he gave me a genuine smile.
"Is it national coffee day? Thanks for reminding me gorgeous." He smirked and winked. Was he for fucking real?
"Maybe you should get some cake with that coffee."
"The sweetness ruins the bitter taste I like." You bitter old bugger.
"Isn't there something you're forgetting Five? Some sort of special day, for a special girl."
"Shit. You're right. Meet me at the house in 20 mins." With that he teleported away. Well my work here is done. I'm expecting a decent last minute party though.
After wasting 30 mins shopping, I decided to head back and see what Five had done. As I entered the house it was really quiet, until I reached the living room....
Where Five sat lounging on a sofa drinking margaritas with Dolores.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!"
"Well when you say about a special day for a special lady, I remembered-d that it's been some years years since we found the lovely-y Dolores." He smirked cheekily at me and offered me a glass.
"Are you drunk?"
"No...."
"......."
"Maybe..."
"......"
"Yes..."
Just at the wrong time everyone came rushing in with party poppers, and balloons shouting 'SURPRISE.' I looked down to the floor with angry tears burning down my cheeks, I couldn't believe him. Everyone could sense the tension in the room, except for Five who still looked completely clueless.
"What's goin-n on? He slurred.
"Check the calendar..." I whispered.
I couldn't stand everyone looking at me with such pity so I went straight to our room, crying myself to sleep early.
*A few hours later*
I woke up to knocking at the door.
"Go away."
Hearing the familiar sound of Five's special jump I buried my face into my pillow.
"Can we talk...?"
"...."
"Please... Y/N."
"...."
"Can we just..."
"WHAT?!" I hissed, ripping the duvet off me to glare at him.
He straight away noticed my red, blotchy face, and long tear lines causing my mascara to run down my face.
"I'm sorry..." With that Five burst into tears. I'd only ever seem him cry twice so I wasn't sure what to do.
"I'm sorry-y... I've j-just been trying-g to be ready f-for something bad to happen-n again, as I know the c-commission wants order-r. We've both been-n to hell and b-back, and I can't imagine-e loosing you. I j-just wanted to keep-p you safe, but I've b-been so wrapped up in d-doing all these possible equations-s, that I've p-pushed you away.... Then I've been-n so preoccupied that I forgot-t your b-birthday..."
"Oh Five." I wrapped my arms around him as he began to sob into my chest. I whispered soothing words as I gently rubbed his back.
"You'll never loose me, and I'm not upset about my birthday that much. I honestly just miss spending time with you, and can't believe you prioritised coffee and a manikin over me you ass!" At this Five chuckled and began to calm down.
"You know I don't say it enough... but I love you Y/N."
"I love you too Five."
"Did you want to have that amazing party you've been telling me about?"
"Actually can we just spend the rest of today cuddling and watch a move?"
"Anything you want love."
"You were totally jealous of Dolores."
"Shut up Five."
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5 times Klaus regretted wearing a skirt +1 time he didn’t
1.
Considering he was a child soldier who heard the screams of the dead, being queer was not the strangest thing about Klaus Hargreeves by a long shot. Still, he wasn’t quite sure what to think when he started liking boys as well as girls (and everyone in-between) at age eight. Or when he realized he wasn’t quite a boy a year later. 
He knew not to tell anyone. That was the last thing this family needed. Besides, Klaus already felt so isolated from his siblings, he knew being ‘the gay one’ wouldn’t help matters. So, he kept to himself, and occasionally he’d find ghosts who were nice enough to talk to about things. There was one ghost in particular who he enjoyed to talk about boys with- a blond soldier, who told Klaus that he was also gay. 
Once when he was nine, Klaus met a ghost who looked like a woman, but talked like a man. They told Klaus they were what was called a drag queen. Klaus’ eyes lit up as the ghost talked to him of dressing up in skirts and makeup. He was so entranced by it all that he could nearly ignore the gruesome strangle marks and bruises around the ghost’s neck. 
That night, while Allison was off in the attic with Luther, Klaus snuck into his sister’s room and picked out her nicest skirt. He ran back to his room and locked the door behind him, ignoring the dead around him. 
Klaus looked in the mirror on the back of his door as he put the skirt on. Smiling, he twirled around a few times and watched the pink fabric spin with him. He liked this. It was loads better than the stupid outfits his dad made him wear. 
He was so caught up in his happiness that he didn’t notice the door was opening until it hit him in the face.
“Klaus! Oh my gosh, are you okay?” He heard his sister’s voice from the ground he’d been knocked to.
“What are you wearing?” Luther’s voice this time, a little behind Allison.
Klaus sat up tentatively and wrapped his arms around his knees. “Nothing?”
Allison glared at him. “You stole my skirt!” 
Klaus jumped up and took the skirt off, disappointed to remember how he looked with just jeans on. “I only borrowed it! For a bit!”
Allison said nothing, just snatched the skirt back from him and looked it over as if to make sure Klaus hadn’t ruined it for the two minutes he’d had it.
“Why’d you even want to wear that?” Luther asks. “You’re not a girl.” 
Klaus knew his brother didn’t mean for the words to hurt, but they did. A lot. 
He shrugged, not making eye contact. “Dunno. Wanted to see what I looked like.”
Luther just looked confused. Allison rolled her eyes. “You’re so weird, Klaus.” 
They left his room, leaving the door open. Klaus could smell his father’s cigarette smoke coming up from downstairs, and for what wasn’t the first time, he wanted more of that smell. 
2.
It took three years, but Klaus finally got his sister to let him borrow her skirt. He hadn’t asked for a while after the last time because of how badly it had gone, but he couldn’t stop thinking about how he looked while wearing it. And how he felt while wearing it. Klaus wanted to feel like that more.
So he’d started to butter up Allison- mostly by letting her use him as a test subject for all her makeup. Klaus did genuinely enjoy that, though. It gave him more time with his sister, time he’d never had before, and on the rare occasions Allison didn’t screw up and leave him looking like a reject clown, he loved how it felt to wear makeup and have painted nails. 
Klaus finally felt brave enough to make his skirt request one day when Allison had just finished painting his nails a dark blue.
“These match perfectly with that skirt of yours, Al.” He said, nodding toward the where said skirt was hanging in the open closet. 
Allison gasped a little. “They do! You should put the skirt on!” 
Klaus resisted the urge to pump his fist. “Are you sure you’re okay with that?” 
Allison nodded eagerly, jumping off the bed to grab the skirt. “Of course!”
Klaus smiled, gladly taking the skirt from her and putting it on. It was long, meant to be floor length, and it nearly went down to his feet (he was a lot taller than Allison). The fabric was shiny and swishy and Klaus couldn’t stop twirling.
Allison clapped her hands suddenly. “Ooo! I just remembered something!” She grabbed her brother’s hand and started to drag him out of her room.
“What?” Klaus was curious, but wasn’t sure he wanted the rest of the family to see him in the skirt. Dad was in his office, though, and Klaus supposed everyone else would be fine with it. So he let his curiosity get the better of him. 
“I think I’ve seen Mom wear heels that are the same color as the skirt!” Allison was leading Klaus’ towards their mother’s closet. He had to admit, heels sounded very exciting. 
“They should be around here somewhere…” Allison muttered, tossing other shoes out of her way in search for this specific pair. “Oh! Here!” 
She turned and presented her brother with a pair of stilettos that sure enough, matched his skirt and nails. Klaus grabbed them and put them on. 
He promptly fell against the doorframe. “Shit!”
Allison laughed, taking hold of his arm and leading him out of the room. Slowly, Klaus sort of got the hang of walking.
“Christ, these are hard to move in!” He shakily let go of Allison’s arm, but he kept his own extended for balance.
“They’re not that bad once you get used to it. I borrow Mom’s heels all the time just to practice walking around in them.”
“Why in the world would you do that?”
Allison shrugged. “If I’m gonna be a famous movie star, I should know how to wear high heels.”
Klaus smirked. “Right, of course, how could I forget about your Hollywood plans.” He put on a high-pitched voice, “Look out world, I’m Allison Hargreeves!”
Allison slapped him, nearly causing him to fall again. “Just for that, I’m making you walk all the way downstairs to show Vanya your outfit.” She began to move down the staircase they had found themselves at the top of.
Klaus took this as a challenge. “Oh, you think I can’t go downstairs in these shoes? I bet you I can run downstairs in them.” 
“Klaus, that doesn’t sound like a good idea-”
He ignored her and took off. “Vanya!” The more people around to watch him beat Allison at something, the better.
Surprisingly, Klaus made it almost halfway down before something went wrong. He saw that his shoe was caught in the skirt, but not in time to stop it. 
“Klaus!” He heard Allison cry from above him as he crashed down the rest of the stairs, hearing the fabric of the skirt rip.
Jesus Christ, his mouth hurt.
Vanya and Allison reached him at the same time, and they worked together to pull him up from the floor.
“God, Klaus, you’re bleeding.”
Klaus spit out some blood and attempted to talk. “No shit.” 
His brothers all came running, having heard the fall from where they were training. Ben immediately crouched in front of Klaus and examined him with concern. 
“Dude, what did you do?!” Diego exclaimed.
Klaus tried to talk again, but it hurt too much. Allison answered for him. “He tripped while running down the stairs. Which I very clearly told him not to do…” She pointedly added, staring at Klaus, who spit blood at her and enjoyed watching her jump back with a shriek. 
“I think you broke your jaw.” Five said with shockingly little sympathy in his voice. “I’m going to go get Mom, she’ll know how to help.”
“You know, you shouldn’t have worn those heels. Something like this was bound to happen.”
“Gee thanks, Luther, I hadn’t thought of that!” Klaus managed to speak. Damn, it hurt to be sarcastic. 
“...Or the skirt.” Luther said, trying like always to get the last word in.
“Yeah, okay, I got it!” Klaus spat, raising his voice a little. It was the last he would speak for eight weeks, but at least Luther didn’t get the last word.
3. 
“Bennnnn!!!” Klaus hollered, knowing his brother was downstairs, but too high to be bothered to move. 
He lay his head on his bed, waiting to see if Ben had heard him. Judging by the footsteps coming up the stairs and the annoyed mumbling, he had.
“What?” Ben said, opening the door. He clearly wasn’t in the mood for Klaus’ bullshit, but Klaus had his mind set on something and he needed his brother to do it.
“I…” Klaus sat up shakily, gesturing at himself with a flourish, “am going to come out to Dad.”
Ben’s eyes widened and he moved fully into the room, closing the door behind him. “You’re… you are? Really? Now? Are you sure?”
Klaus lit a cigarette. “Yeah! Why not?!”
“I can think of plenty of reasons why you shouldn’t, the most notable being our father isn’t exactly warm and cuddly, and I don’t want you to get hurt.”
“Awww,” Klaus batted his eyes at Ben. “You’re so sweet. But I’m fine. The guy has hurt me enough, I can deal with a little more. Plus, he already hates me for the drugs and shit, so this can’t make things all that much worse.”
Ben bit his lip and looked nervously at his brother. “If you’re sure, there’s nothing I can do to stop you. But you have to be careful.”
Klaus put an arm around Ben. “I am fifteen, now, brother, and I have lots of money that I’ve acquired through all sorts of legal means. Plus, Pops still needs me for missions and publicity stuff. And we all know I’m the pretty one, so he can’t fuck me up too bad.”
Ben laughed a bit. “Right. You’re the pretty one.” He stood, ignoring his brother’s offended gasp. 
“So. How are you gonna do it? Sit the whole family down for a chat?”
Klaus looked disgusted. “Hell no, that’s way too fancy. Plus I’m pretty sure everyone already knows, even though I’ve only officially told you and Diego so far. I’m probably just gonna dress up all feminine, go downstairs, and improvise.”
“As far as plans go, that’s about a three out of ten.” Ben remarked.
Klaus stood, throwing his extinguished cigarette aside. “Sounds good to me!”
Ben sighs. “What do you need me for? I mean, I’m glad you told me about this, but please tell me I’m not directly involved with your shitty plan.”
“I need you, brother dearest, to raid Allison’s room.”
Ben just stares at him. “No.”
“Come on! I gotta get femme stuff, and I haven’t bought any myself yet. And we both know Vanya doesn’t have any. I just need a skirt, a cute top, and some makeup.”
“And why can’t you acquire these things yourself?” Ben crosses his arms.
“Because she’s sick of me doing that, and she’ll get mad. But you’ve been elected Nicest Hargreeves, and she’ll never get pissed at you.”
Ben didn’t comment for a while, just stared at Klaus. Klaus thinks something about his whole sad, broken, victorian boy aesthetic must have convinced Ben, because the next thing his brother says is, “Fine.”
***
Half an hour later, Klaus is dressed in a sparkly pink skirt, a white crop top, and insane amounts of makeup. 
“You look pretty.” Allison smiles. Ben ended up having to fill her in on what was happening, but she was more than supportive. She just wanted to make sure her brother didn’t ruin her clothes again.
“Thanks, Al.” Klaus did love how he looked, but he was too nervous to appreciate it fully. His high had worn off and now he has no idea what made him think this was a good idea in the first place.
“Alright, you ready?” Ben asks. 
Klaus takes a deep breath. He looks at his brother and sister, smiling at him. His gaze sweeps over the corpses starting to reappear now that the drugs are wearing off. 
He makes eye contact with one of them, one he hasn’t seen in years, since the first time he wore Allison’s skirt all those years ago. 
The blond soldier smiles at him kindly, with what appear to be tears in his eyes. He says something that Klaus can’t quite hear from across the room, but it looks like he says ‘you’ve got this, soldier.’
“Number four!” Klaus hears Reginald call from the library. He flinches, but reminds himself that the disdain in his father’s voice has nothing to do with the way he’s dressed- not yet, anyway. 
He turns and looks at where Ben and Allison are huddled at the foot of the staircase. Ben gives him a thumbs up and Klaus walks into the library. 
“Yes?” Klaus responds, a cheeky tone in his voice that’s hopefully hiding the fear that’s hidden there.
Reginald turns to look at him, and Klaus nearly passes out in the seconds it takes for his father to scan him up and down.
“What on earth are you wearing!?”
Klaus does a little twirl, “a skirt. Among other things.” He thinks if he dissociates himself from the conversation and just lets his instinct take over, it won’t be quite as scary.
  “You can’t be wearing that.” Reginald replies instantly.
“Why not? I think I look quite dashing.”
“You’re a boy! It makes you look very queer, and that’s the last thing your reputation needs.”
Klaus resists the urge to look at his siblings again for encouragement. This moment is entirely yours, Hargreeves. They can’t help you now. 
“But I am! Queer, that is. Not quite a boy.”
Klaus feels a hand connect sharply with his face. 
It would hurt more if that same hand hadn’t hurt him loads of times before. 
His father is still talking, still yelling, still hitting him. Klaus ignores him. He wants out of this skirt. 
4. 
When Reginald didn’t accompany his children on missions, there were a few things that changed. Diego didn’t stutter as much, for one. And Ben wasn’t forced to kill quite as many people. Allison’s rumors weren’t quite as harsh, and Luther didn’t hit the bad guys quite as hard. They still got the job done- they were The Umbrella Academy, and even though they were getting older, they had a reputation to maintain- but they weren’t nearly as violent without their father there, encouraging them to hurt more people. 
As for Klaus, when he went on missions without dear old Dad, he wore and did whatever the fuck he wanted. He knew as well as all of his siblings that he wasn’t in any way helpful to missions unless somehow the job getting done required communication with ghosts. (And even if it did, Klaus would almost definitely be too drunk or high to talk to the dead.) So it had been unofficially decided that when Reggie let the kids do missions on their own, Klaus didn’t really do anything unless completely necessary, and they were all fine with that. 
Klaus still enjoyed tagging along on missions, though. He knew damn well that he was still a fan favorite, so to say. He was inexplicably more charming than any of his brothers, so interviews were mostly comprised of him and Allison being endearing and the rest of the siblings standing there looking tough. Today’s mission, Klaus was feeling bold enough to wear a skirt- one that actually belonged to him this time! Allison had bought it for him at their last birthday, and though she claimed to only be doing it so he wouldn’t keep stealing hers, it was a very sweet gift and Klaus was excited to finally wear it during a mission. 
The job was taking longer than it normally would, and Klaus was passing the time by making out with a very cute boy he saw watching him in the crowd. Klaus didn’t particularly want to hook up with his fans, but anyone that actually knew him was too repulsed by what they saw to want to be close to him, so he took what he could get. 
Eventually his siblings finished whatever they’d been doing, and Klaus was interrupted by a smack on his back. 
“Come on lover boy, we gotta go.” Diego said. 
“Fine,” Klaus whined. He took a pen from the boy’s pocket and scrawled his number on his arm. “Call me.” He winked and let Diego drag him away while rolling his eyes. 
It wasn’t until they got home that Klaus realized the consequences of what he’d been doing. 
The moment they walked in the door, Vanya was waiting there to greet them- which was odd, usually she was holed up practicing her violin. 
“Klaus!” She said, sounding panicked, grabbing her brother’s arm before he could walk past her like he was going to. 
“Uh… hi Vanny?” Klaus was unclear on what was happening. 
“Did you intend to come out on national tv?”
“I’m sorry, did I what?!”
“Come here!” Vanya kept a hold of Klaus’ arm and dragged him towards the nearest tv, the other siblings trailing behind them with concern.
Klaus had no idea what his sister was talking about. He was a bit scared, very confused, and also in no way surprised if Vanya was right and he had accidentally come out on national tv. That is one hundred percent on brand for Klaus Hargreeves. 
Sure enough, when they got to the tv, a news reporter was talking over a blurry photo of Klaus kissing the boy from the mission. The headline at the bottom of the screen read Umbrella Academy’s Klaus Hargreeves Secretly Gay? 
No one says anything for a minute as they all listen to the reporter talk. Finally, Klaus says, “I didn’t think I was keeping it a secret.” 
Ben laughs weakly beside him. “Yeah, guess the public just has a terrible gaydar.”
“Dad’s gonna kill you.” Diego whispers, getting a grunt of agreement from Luther. 
“Probably.” Klaus agrees, still staring at the screen where the reporter was now discussing/judging Klaus’ choice of clothing. “I feel bad for the kid, I hope they don’t identify him.” 
“The kid?” Allison remarks from behind Klaus. “Jesus, Klaus, do you not even know the name of the guy?”
“Didn’t cross my mind to ask.” Klaus responds, ignoring the sounds of horror from his siblings. “Vanya, where’s Dad?”
Vanya jumped a bit at her name. “Uh, I think he’s in his office. Do you want me to get him, or…”
“Hell no!” Klaus scoffed. He did not want to face his father about this. They had just gotten to a point where Reginald wasn’t constantly murdering Klaus with his stare for the first time since Klaus came out to him. But his Dad was definitely not going to love this latest development, since he had made it very clear that he didn’t want the world to know that Klaus was pan and non-binary. 
Klaus turned to leave, avoiding his siblings’ disappointed and judgmental looks. “I’m gonna go smoke.” He muttered.
Klaus tried to pretend he wasn’t bothered by what they were saying about him. And he did a pretty good job of it, at least in front of his family. But that night, alone in his room, he broke down. His father hadn’t come out of his office the rest of the day, and Klaus was terrified. He opened up his old laptop and went to the ‘trending’ section of the news. Among articles about some political debate and what type of lettuce was safe to eat, his face was scattered. He clicked on a handful of the articles. 
Klaus Hargreeves rumored to be gay.
The Seance caught kissing a boy!
Sorry girls! Looks like national heartthrob Klaus Hargreeves isn’t one for women.
Number Four, the Seance, seen wearing a skirt.
Klaus rolled his eyes at some of the headlines. He really didn’t want to make any sort of public statement on this whole disaster, but he would very much like to clear things up and make it crystal clear that he is ‘one for women’, thank you very much.
Not all the articles are that bad. They’re all somewhat insensitive, considering they’re all making assumptions about Klaus based off of one blurry photo, but some are decently respectful. Of course, Klaus only focuses on the ones that aren’t. 
One of the Umbrella Academy members found to be a queer.
Seems to me that a lot of people are no longer going to have a favorite member of the Umbrella Academy.
The Seance may be able to speak to the dead, but he can not pull off a skirt.
Klaus Hargreeves should stick to talking to ghosts from now on. 
Klaus reads them all in his father’s voice.
Abruptly, he jumps of his bed and rips off his skirt, throwing it across the room. He lets out a cry of frustration. 
Klaus spends the rest of the night doing dangerous amounts of drugs and drinking every last bit of alcohol he had stored in his room. The last thing he remembers seeing before he passes out is the ghost of the blond soldier watching him with concern from the corner of the room.
5. 
It took him 26 years, but Klaus Hargreeves was finally trying to pull his shit together. Well, more accurately- it took Ben Hargreeves 26 years to convince his brother to pull his shit together. 
Klaus had woken up in the back room of some bar/drug den, mostly naked with random people laying next to him. 
His brother stood above him offering a condescending hand to Klaus, since he knew Klaus couldn’t actually touch him. 
“Hey there. Your head hurt?” 
Klaus tried very hard not to rub his throbbing head, as to not prove Ben right. “Christ, don’t you ever go away? There’s no way I’m sober right now, so why the fuck are you still bothering me?”
Klaus knew why, and Ben knew he knew why. And somewhere, deep down, Klaus was glad Ben didn’t leave. He was glad there was always someone there when he hit rock bottom over and over again. But Ben was also really bloody annoying, always telling Klaus to ‘eat a vegetable’ or ‘take a shower’. Stupid stuff like that. 
“Klaus, why do you do this?” Ben asked suddenly, as Klaus was stumbling up off the floor. 
“Do what?”
“You know what. All of this. Drugs, booze, hooking up with random strangers and then never seeing them again, living on the streets, the list goes on and on.”
“Ben, are you really still asking me this? You’d think after twelve years of it, you would stop trying to get me to give up all my lovable quirks.”
“They’re not lovable quirks!” Ben snapped, even though he knew his brother was only joking and embellishing his words like always. “They’re… they’re terrible, awful things you do to yourself and I am the only person who’s stuck with you through it all because you’ve pushed away everyone else, and do you know how hard it is that you don’t listen to me? That I have to watch you live your life- something that I didn’t get to do- so dangerously, so irresponsibly, like you don’t even care whether you live or die!” 
“Well, maybe I don’t!”
Ben’s face softened. “Klaus…” He took a deep breath and started again. “Klaus, I know it’s hard. I know our childhood was shit, and our dad was abusive as all hell, and the ghosts are unbearable. I know all that. But it could all be so much better if you tried a little bit. If you sobered up enough to get a job, so you could get money, so you could an apartment. Klaus, I don’t care if you buy the shittiest, most rundown apartment in the whole city- I will cry tears of joy if you have a place to live for once. Or... or you could do what Diego does! You could work for someone in exchange to live with them. Speaking of Diego, what about trying to live with him? You know he loves you like crazy, even though he doesn’t act like it. Talk to him, talk to Allison for god’s sake, she’s filthy rich and I’m sure she’d give you money. You don’t have to isolate yourself from your family! God, I don’t understand why you all pushed each other away! Do you know how much I would give to be alive with all of you right now?! Why don’t any of you appreciate this life that you have! Klaus, you have no fucking idea how terrible it is to be dead and watch the people you love throw away their life!” 
Klaus didn’t know ghosts could cry. 
He watched in horror as his brother curled up on the floor, wiping away tears. Ben looked so small, like he was as young as he was when he was alive. Klaus blinked and saw their father standing over Ben, yelling at him for not trying hard enough. He blinked again and saw an eight-year-old Ben, sobbing on the floor of a bank after murdering a group of people for the first time. He saw every other time he walked into Ben’s room and saw him doing that after a mission- too many times for Klaus to count. 
“Okay.” He found himself saying. 
Ben looked up at him, standing hesitantly. “Okay… what?”
“I’ll try to find a job.” Klaus meant it, shockingly. Ben was right, and he knew it. He didn’t like it, but he needed to do something to thank Ben for sticking with him.
The look on Ben’s face made it all worth it.
***
“Bennn why is finding a job so hard?”
“Klaus, we’ve been looking for thirty minutes. That’s nothing. And I still think we should go see Diego or Vanya or someone with a computer so you can research places to work, not just wander around until you find something.”
“No, no, nope. I am being nice and doing something for you, but I promise you that by the time this hangover wears off, I will have lost all motivation to do so. We gotta get me some paperwork or shit so I’ll be legally obligated to not back out of this.”
“When has the law ever stopped you?” 
Klaus glared at his brother. “Giving up on this now…”
“You’re right, you’re right. I’m very proud of you. Let’s keep looking.” Ben reached out like he was going to pat Klaus’ shoulder, but stopped. Even after Ben being dead for nearly ten years, both brothers forgot sometimes that they couldn’t touch. Klaus would never admit it, but he would give anything to hug Ben again. 
They walked in silence for a few minutes, the mood brought down by the cruel reminder of Ben’s death. 
“Oh! Klaus!” Ben said suddenly, pointing at the window they were passing. Klaus followed his brother’s finger and saw the Help Wanted sign. 
“Well that looks promising…” Klaus wandered over to see what the store was. “Goodwin Hardware… a hardware store? That’s so boring!” 
“Come on, it’s the only place we’ve found. And at least there’s sharp objects you can play with!” Ben pleaded.
“Okay, calm down there Diego, I’m still going to check it out.” Klaus used the window as a mirror, adjusting his hair and overall trying to make himself a little less disheveled. He was wearing a blue button up and a silver skirt- both things he had found on the floor he woke up on, and he was pretty sure neither of them belonged to him the night before. 
Klaus walked into the store, the jingle of the bell on the door nearly as loud as Ben’s gasp of excitement. 
“Can I help ‘ya?” A gruff voice barked from the front counter. Klaus followed the voice to see an old white guy look up from the fishing magazine he’d been reading. Figures, Klaus thought- it was a hardware store after all, but Klaus had been hoping it was one of those cool, lesbian-owned hardware stores. 
Klaus felt himself freeze up, seeing just a little too much of his father in the man’s face, but Ben whispered encouragement from behind him, and together they walked to the counter.
“Hi, yes, I was wondering about your help wanted sign? You see, I’ve recently decided to acquire a job, and this looks like a lovely place-”
“No.” The man said, returning to his magazine like the conversation was over.
“...No?” Klaus repeated.
“I don’t hire queers,” The guy glanced up again and gave Klaus a look like it should have been obvious what he was talking about.
Oh.
Klaus heard Ben mutter his name from behind him, the same disappointed tone in his voice that Klaus was used to hearing.
“Well, sir, I don’t think being gay hinders my ability to shelf tools.” Klaus bit his lip as he spoke, trying his hardest to remain polite. Do it for Ben, do it for Ben, do it for Ben-
“Listen, sissy, I told you the answer’s no. Now get out of my shop.”
Okay that was it. Klaus reached across the counter and tore the magazine from the man’s hands, throwing it behind him. 
“You’re going to give me this fucking job!” Klaus hissed. He ignored the fact that Ben was telling him to stop, telling him that they would just find another opportunity. 
The man grabbed Klaus by the collar and pulled him close, scraping him across the wood of the counter. Klaus flinched, being reminded once again of his dad. 
“No, ‘m not. And if you know what’s good for you, you’ll get out of my store before I have to tell you a third time.”
Klaus spit in the man’s eye. A fist met his face. 
He woke up in what had lovingly been dubbed “his” prison cell. 
“God, my head…” He rubbed at his face, feeling a lump from where the man had hit him. 
“Oh. You’re awake.” Ben said from across the room. 
Klaus remembered all that had happened. (Although why he went to jail when he was the one who’d gotten hit, he wasn’t sure. Probably had something to do with the fact that his cop-in-training brother used arresting Klaus as an excuse to check up on him.)
“Ben, I’m sorry, I swear I didn’t mean to make this into a whole thing-”
“But you did! You egged that guy on when we could have just left and kept looking! Jesus, Klaus do you ever know when to stop?!” Ben rubbed his eyes and turned away from Klaus, making it clear the conversation was over and Klaus was left with a bitch of a hypothetical question. 
He picked at the fraying silver of his (not his) skirt. He closed his eyes and saw a tv headline, saw his father’s hand hitting him, saw the floor fall out beneath him, saw his brother and sister’s judgmental faces. 
Maybe he should stop wearing skirts. 
+1. 
Klaus had made a promise to himself that he would stop wearing skirts. Nothing good happened when he did. The only time he’d broken that promise since the hardware store incident was at his father’s funeral- sort of as a final fuck-you to Reginald. And hey, things couldn’t get any worse, right? At least that’s what he thought until his baby brother showed up, rambling about doomsday. 
But, Klaus had made that promise in 2016. And this was 1968. So technically, Klaus hadn’t made the promise yet. Besides, this skirt was really cute.
So Klaus bought it, bullshiting some excuse about buying it to send to his little sister back home (as if Vanya would ever wear this), because as nice as the Saigon residents were, he wasn’t about to tell them he was a gay soldier sneaking away from camp with another gay soldier. 
He and Dave weren’t fully sneaking around, exactly. Everyone in their unit had a break this weekend, it’s just that most of them weren’t in Saigon. Klaus wasn’t sure where they were exactly, but he knew that he and Dave weren’t in risk of being seen by anyone they knew. So they only had to worry the normal amount about being gay in the 60s! Yay!
Klaus sat waiting outside their motel room, because Dave was a sap and wanted to pretend like he was picking Klaus up for their date, even though they were staying in the same space. Not that Klaus minded- he loved that Dave was such a romantic. It was just one of the many, many things that made him different- and better- than any partners Klaus had before. 
It felt wrong, comparing Dave to other partners. They weren’t even on the same plane as him. Klaus had never been with someone because he cared about them before. He’d never really been with someone at all, actually. Three weeks didn’t exactly count as a long-term relationship, especially when he was only doing it for a place to sleep. The point was, Dave was different. Dave was special. Klaus knew it from the moment he saw him. Something about him looked familiar, like Klaus had known him before in a different time. 
It wasn’t like Klaus was planning on staying in the middle of a war that happened twenty years before he was even born, but he didn’t exactly have a reason to go back to 2019, either. And he realized about an hour into his time in Vietnam that he did have a reason to stay there- a blond, hot, blue-eyed, Jewish reason, to be exact. And look, it happened to work out well for Klaus (surprisingly, since things so rarely did) when a month later he learned that his reason for staying wanted him too.
Klaus was so lost in thought that he almost forgot how boring it was waiting for Dave. ...Almost. 
“Hey!” He stood, rapping on the motel door. “Hurry up!” Klaus didn’t care if Dave wasn’t ready to go out yet- in fact, it was probably more fun that way.
“God, Hargreeves, don’t you have any patience?!” Dave’s voice came all the way from the far side of the room, but Klaus could still hear the affectionate tone it carried. Dave only called Klaus by his last name when he was doing so in a teasing manner. Klaus called Dave by his a lot more, ever since he learned that David Katz was allergic to cats, and he never let him live it down. 
“Nope! None at all. Now c’mon, or I’m just gonna leave without you.” He wouldn’t, obviously, and Dave knew it too. 
Klaus heard footsteps on the other side of the door and he had a brief moment of panic about what he was wearing. Shit, why did he break his promise? Dave had seemed fine up until now about Klaus’ gender expression and the way he dressed or wore makeup or acted feminine, but what if he really wasn’t? Klaus knew it was already hard for Dave to be comfortable in his sexuality, and he didn’t want to be the reason Dave retreated back into the closet. The last thing this tentative gay soldier needed was a reminder of just how queer the man he was dating is. Klaus very nearly tore the skirt off, even though he wasn’t wearing anything underneath it, but the door opened before he could make that very stupid decision. 
He froze as Dave, wearing the same button-up he’d worn the first time they’d kissed and a new pair of pants he must have bought that afternoon, quickly gave Klaus a once-over. They made eye contact and Klaus instantly relaxed upon seeing the fondness in Dave’s eyes.
“You look beautiful.” Dave smiled.
Klaus entered the room, shutting the door behind him with one hand as he held Dave’s face in the other. He kissed him, smiling wide against Dave’s lips.
“What was that?” Dave asked when Klaus pulled away. 
“A kiss, you idiot.” 
“No shit, Klaus, I just didn’t know why you did it.”
“I did it because you complimented me and I am desperate for validation. Don’t flatter yourself or anything, I kiss everyone who says I look nice.”
Dave laughed, “you better not.” He was the one to kiss Klaus this time, pushing him against the door. 
“Hey.” Klaus held onto Dave’s shoulders and moved him far enough away that he could lock eyes with him. “I love you.”
Dave didn’t hesitate, didn’t flinch away or act disgusted, even though it was the first time Klaus had said it and he had been sure the response would be negative. 
“I love you too, Klaus.”
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ohh what would you have liked to see in tua in terms of gothic horror?
honestly it’s all there already.
the basic parameters of gothic horror are 1) a central location, 2) with a forbidden history, 3) and an atmosphere of ruin, decay, death and the general sense that a grand past has come and gone, which one longs to return to, 4) that leads to the corruption of the innocent.
and well... we have 1) the hargreeves mansion, 2) full of all the secrets reginald kept from his wards, 3) being set definitively after ben’s death, five’s disappearance, reginald’s death, and the academy’s dissolution, which all the siblings are haunted by and 4) vanya, the sweetest of the hargreeves, transforming into the white violin.
also, consider:
abuse
[pseudo-] incest
a mad scientist
twisted science experiments
elements of fairy tale
a mysterious death that kickstarts the plot
a byronic hero: handsome, intelligent, world-weary, closed off to all but a few who see his soft side, passionate and stubbornly determined to stick to his beliefs (what diego thinks he is, what five actually is)
a crusty old caretaker who guards his master’s secrets
the weather reflecting the mood of the story, with convenient storms that appear at appropriately dramatic moments
a grand old mansion gathering dust, filled with medieval weaponry, portraits and statues of family members now passed, false walls, dungeons, and secret passages that lead to terrible places where the ancient family sins were committed
a flock of unfortunate orphans with a dynamic that encompasses Creepy Boarding School / Creepy Orphanage / Creepy Aristocratic Family in one
ghosts
terror > horror
repression (of trauma, of emotion, of sexuality)
the violent and vengeful return of the repressed
separation from one’s mother being the root of all trauma
a mysterious manuscript leading to the reveal of a terrible secret about one’s true identity
doubles (allison v vanya, five v leonard, luther v diego, reginald v handler, cha-cha v agnes)
a conflict that ultimately boils down to being deeply personal in nature (and, at its heart, a tragic tale of revenge and love gone wrong)
states of liminality: between man and animal (luther), life and death (klaus, ben, even luther by way of him being a sort of frankenstein’s monster), old and young (five), masculine and feminine (vanya, klaus, even luther to an extent), good and evil, sanity and insanity
being separated from one’s lover by death (klaus and dave, klaus and ben)
directly causing one’s lover’s death (diego and eudora)
an abusive romance that spirals into tragedy (vanya and leonard)
a childhood romance prevented by one’s evil father figure and leads to a long separation before his death brings one’s love back into one’s life, often after the woman has become attached to another man (allison and luther, five and vanya)
a young ingenue protagonist who’s good-hearted, has a secret illustrious background unknown to her, and probably has some sort of secret power (and who loses her mind over the course of the story)
a tyrannical man who plots to steal the young ingenue away from her family (and the byronic hero)
an abusive relationship rife with gaslighting with a man heavily modeled after the phantom of the opera (in the pilot script it’s very clear that the conductor was such, and he eventually evolved into leonard)
said relationship essentially follows the ‘despicable suitor wants to corrupt a young woman to take advantage of her family’s fortune/take revenge on them’ flavor
juxtaposing a (blonde) good woman with a (brunette) bad woman
juxtaposing a good woman dressed modestly in white with a morally-ambiguous, more experienced woman dressed sexier in darker colors
an evil family patriarch passing down the mantle of control of the family to his heir, with whom he has a complex relationship
a tragic death in the patriarch’s past, involving his wife, dying in her nightgown in bed of a mysterious consumptive illness
the men causing a shitload of problems while the women, who realize the source of those problems and attempt to right them, are ignored or silenced
a family paying for their ancestor’s sins
transgression of the Natural Order (reginald, trying to bury vanya’s powers and experimenting on his children, klaus communing with the dead, five leaping through time, allison using her rumor to abuse her husband and child, the hargreeves siblings’ romantic relationships and queerness, and ultimately vanya, trying to stand up against her abusive patriarchal family and cross the border from ordinary to extraordinary)
(and... feminine transgression being acceptable if done for the right reasons: allison, invading vanya’s relationship to rescue her, and to an extent, vanya discovering her powers)
a hysterical woman being locked up in a secret corner of the house (in this case, vanya’s the madwoman in the basement, rather than the attic)
an insane woman in white, burning everything to the ground
so yeah. the umbrella academy is so fucking gothic. they don’t have to do much to bring it out more, except maybe in the aesthetic (@eventual tua reboot give us some more dramatic imagery please. crank those visuals up from an 8/10 to a 12/10).
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she's insignificant
chapter 9: i missed you.. say it back
the umbrella academy x (fem) reader
disclaimer: i do not own the plot/storyline of the netflix tv series and i do not own the umbrella academy characters.
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"klaus?" y/n stepped upstairs, hoping he was home. she was worried after he disappeared but was relieved to feel him now. she wandered through the house, looking around for him. she called out as she walked.
finally, she caught sight of him in the bathtub. he looked distressed, eyes blown wide and flickering around in fear. with quicker steps she knelt beside the bath, reaching out and shaking his arm. "klaus?" she called but he didn't seem to hear her.
"klaus?!" she shouted, worried. he shot up, shaking. "hey, hey, are you alright?" she placed her hand gently on his shoulder, speaking softly so as not to startle him. he breathed heavily before staring blankly at her for a moment, eyes teary.
"klaus? what happened to you?" she slowly moved to take his hands, examining them. she frowned at the blood and dirt adorning them. where had he been?
klaus didn't answer her question for a while, instead sobbing quietly, leaning back in the tub. he looked broken, it was the worst she had ever seen her brother in his life. she could practically see his heart torn to shreds in his chest. not wanting to worsen his mood she reached for some soap and a cloth, letting go of his hands for a moment. she moved back to sit beside him. she took his left hand first, softly wiping away the blood and dirt. 
neither of them spoke for a while, both just enjoying the others presence. 
"i was worried" she eventually broke the silence, voice almost a whisper, "i couldn't feel your soul and i thought.. i thought we lost you"  there was a pause, "where did you go?"
klaus frowned, looking up at her now, eyes still glassy with emotion. "i met someone" he slowly begun, "i time travelled, back to 1968 in vietnam.. i fought in a war" he chuckled bitterly, "he was.. beautiful, i loved him- i love him more than myself.. we spent almost a year together before.. " he begun to choke up, eyes filling with fresh tears.
"hey, hey, it's okay" y/n reached a hand up, caressing his hair. she shifted so that she sat on the side of the bath and he could lean his head against her hip while she continued to thoroughly clean his hands. "i'm sure he was lovely. probably sweet and he'd have to be able to keep up with you" she gently teased, poking his wrist. he laughed feebly, nodding against her side.
"he was so sweet. very handsome, he was so supportive.." 
"he sounds perfect for you" y/n smiled sadly, wishing she could have done something to bring him back for klaus.
"he was perfect" klaus sighed shakily, whispering quietly. y/n didn't want him to spiral, he was probably hurting a lot right now. so, she continued talking, anything to help ease his pain. she knew it wasn't much in comparison but she couldn't just let him hurt. 
"i'm sure he would have done well at a family dinner" she joked, hoping to direct the conversation elsewhere. klaus laughed a bit louder, imagining him interacting with their family.
"oh, he'd be so intimidated" she smiled, "you'd all probably scare him off"
y/n gasped in mock offence, "i would not! i'd be very nice, thank you very much!"
"hm, i'm sure you would. i can't say the same for diego and luther though" klaus hummed, much more at ease now.
"what about five? he'd be so grumpy" y/n teased her brother and klaus chuckled too, "that's if he even showed up though" 
"the little gremlin, probably wouldn't even acknowledge us" 
"gremlin?" y/n snorted, "i suppose he always has been, huh? i have to say, he's a lot worse now than he was"
"now?" klaus raised his eyebrows, pulling back to look at her. he thought about it for a moment, "he's not too bad i guess, just doesn't want to ask for our help" 
"we never really talked much so i can't accurately comment on when we were younger but he's definitely a solo rider now" she nodded, 
"what about me?" klaus gave a small grin, 
"what about you?" she hummed, amused.
klaus rested back against her, "how have i changed?"
"you didn't change that much, i suppose" she paused her movements with the wash cloth, thinking about it. "i think you've matured though, you've been through a lot, we all have and we've all done it alone.. i guess that's just made us all grow up a bit more.. depressed then we should've. you're still the same though, you're still funny, you make me laugh, you're still drug obsessed.. you should stop but i know you probably won't.." she gently resumed washing the blood away. "you're familiar, i guess.. i really did miss you, you know?" 
klaus smiled, although it looked a sadder than before. "i know, little sis. i missed you too.. sometimes i wish i had taken you with me when i left but i knew i couldn't.. i'm sorry i left you all alone"
"mm, well.. it's okay, while i was lonely i'm glad you all found your own lives" she shrugged it off, calmly. she dropped his arm now, standing up. "now, come on, the water's probably cold by now" 
"hey.. little sis" klaus made her stop and pause for a moment. "i lied to you.. when we were younger"
"what do you mean?" she frowned,
"about ben.. he was there, he's always been there" klaus looked down, "i should have told you when you asked but i.. i was scared dad would realise i wasn't completely hopeless or some crap like that"
"no, no, i get it.. sort of" she smiled, "i lied to everyone as well"
they shared a soft look, both really having missed each other.
she then turned to wash the cloth in the sink while klaus got out, he pulled the plug and took a towel with him to his room. while she washed the cloth he dried off and got dressed. she looked up as she heard footsteps. using her powers she knew it was five. he stood in the doorway to klaus' room, looking at the bloody hand prints on the bathtub and the red trail that lead to his room.
he slowly walked into the room as klaus pulled a shirt on. he knocked softly,
"you okay?"
"yeah.. just uh long night" klaus shrugged it off, shirt hanging on his arms. noticing that he begun to pull it over his head.
"more than one from the looks of it" five stepped into the room.
"yup"
y/n wrung out the cloth, seeing as it was no longer red and left it on the side of the sink, folded over. she walked down the hall, grimacing at the trail klaus left.
"don't remember the dog tags" five pointed out as she stepped closer.
"yeah, they belong to a.. friend" klaus waved it off, pulling his shirt down.
"how 'bout that new tattoo?" five was obviously pushing him, wanting answers. 
"you know, i don't totally remember even getting it" klaus shrugged, "like i said, it was a long night"
"what are you questioning him for?" y/n spoke up, leaning against the door. klaus didn't need five picking on him right now. he glanced at her before looking between them.
"he did it.. didn't you?" he asked, smirking.
"what are you talking about?" klaus frowned, taking a seat.
"you know i can recognise the symptoms klaus" five walked further into the room, right up to him.
"symptoms of what?" 
"the jet lag, full body itch, the headache that feels like someone shoved a box of cotton up into your nose and through your brain" five paused, watching as klaus ran his hands down his face. "you gonna tell me about it?"
"your pals, when they broke into the house and they couldn't find you. they took me hostage instead" he
"and in return you stole their briefcase" five smirked,
"yeah, i thought there was money in it. or i could pawn it, you know, whatever" klaus looked away, sighing "and then i opened it.." he looked down and five begun pacing.
"and the next thing you knew, you were where? or should i say when?" he paused to look at klaus.
"what difference does it make?" klaus threw a hand up, annoyed.
"what diff-? okay, how long were you gone?" 
"almost a year" klaus sighed.
"a year.." five breathed before leaning in towards him. "do you know what this means?"
"yeah, i'm ten months older now" he joked, 
"no, this isn't any sort of joke, klaus. hazel and chacha will do whatever they can to get the briefcase" five leaned in, pausing his pacing "where is it now?"
"gone, i destroyed it. poof!" klaus made a motion with his hands,
"what the hell were you thinking?" five glared, speaking through gritted teeth,
"what do you care?" klaus annunciated, 
"what do i care?! i needed it, you moron- so i could- i could get back, i could start over!" five begun to yell, getting angry.
"just.." klaus stood, shaking his head. he was done.
"where are you going?" five asked, watching him walk away.
"interrogations over.. just.. leave!" klaus called back, annoyed.
"nice going, five" y/n called, rolling her eyes. five's head snapped towards her.
"nice going? y/n i needed that-" he seethed but she cut him off with a hiss,
"i don't care, that's not an excuse to harass your family. klaus is having a hard time right now and you just barged in here like you own the place, getting angry at him for getting kidnapped!"
"i don't have time-" five scowled, beginning to argue,
"for what, five?! for us? for your family?" y/n took a moment to calm down, glaring at him "you can save the world all you want but remember.. if you ruin your relationships with us, they can't be fixed with a simple equation" 
she was about to leave before five grabbed a piece of paper, sitting down and using his knee to write.
"what are you doing?" she leaned closer to get a good look,
"i have a plan" he simply stood up and walked to his room. what was he up to this time?
she followed along behind him, watching as he begun to write on his walls, having run out of books and paper. she sighed, flopping onto his bed, waiting for him to finish whatever he was doing so that he would finally talk to her.
"ben.. he was there, he's always been there" he was there when she felt him in the room, she knew she wasn't crazy. would he be happy.. proud of her? would he have seen her fighting with her siblings? did he know about her powers and her efforts to find five? did he see all her training with dad and the long days she would study to help their brother? 
she wondered if her father could see it too.. could he see them all fighting? their problems all resurfacing? did he see her possess that assassin.. see what he didn't discover?
ben stood in the doorway, watching as five wrote away on the walls. he walked over to the bed, reaching out to take y/n's hand. he frowned when their skin never made contact, he only phased right through her. 
y/n frowned, sensing someone else. she sat up slowly, sitting on the edge of the bed and concentrating. ben stood in front of her, confused. he bent down to see her face clearly, her eyes were black..
"ben.." she whispered with a smile, her normal e/c eyes returning. the said boy smiled back, at least she knew.
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"Did you know," Five whispered, squeezing Delores hand a bit tighter. He coughed in an attempt to make his voice less raspy. "Did you know that people rely on physical contact?" The words echoed through his quiet world. As a kid, Five had always complained about his siblings company. Luther was too bossy, Diego was too annoying, Allison was too cocky, Klaus was too loud, Ben was too snarky, Vanya was too clingy, now he found himself at the age of 14 missing all of it.
He was 14 years old, and mourning a childhood he barely even had. But no matter the content of it, it was a childhood nonetheless, and certainly better than the nothingness he was now left with. He squeezed Delores' hand tighter. "I don't know what I'd do without you Delores," he chuckled to himself, but it was as empty as his world. "I would've probably gone mad by now," he admitted to the mannequin. She didn't say anything, but she didn't have to.
Five stared at the sunset in awe for a moment, the red colour bringing back another memory from his childhood. This one wasn't exactly a fond one, but he still turned towards Delores, excitedly announcing that he had remembered another story from his childhood, and so he began the tale. Delores silently listening. She wasn't a very talkative type, but maybe Five just had to break the ice a bit more.
"... and then he hit me," Five finished his tale, still watching the sun. "My cheek was red for hours. It burned like crazy," he turned towards her. "I didn't like it back then, but... I don't know... I kinda miss it now, you know?" He gently touched her arm. "I just miss feeling another person's touch," he mumbled. "It doesn't have to be nice. Just be there. Be real..." He smiled, sadly to himself. Delores was such a great listener. He would be so lonely without her.
Five paced back and forth, almost stumbling over some pieces from the ruins of the city every step he took. Delores was watching him from a broken park bench. He absentmindedly mumbled to himself, as he rubbed at his sore skin, trying to make the tingling numbness go away, but it just... wouldn't. He let out a frustrated cry, as he nails found their way to his wrist. He barely even noticed how he scratched his skin off, as he kept pacing, the pain numbing out the numbness. In some weird way it almost felt like someone holding his hand. He couldn't look Delores in the eyes.
Five stared restlessly at the night sky, his eyes flying from star to star, analyzing each stars position and trying to remember if that mattered much for anything. He really couldn't remember what Luther had told him about it, but tonight he wished more than ever that he had listened. Delores told him for the third time that night to get to bed. She didn't like it when he stayed up all night thinking about his siblings. She said it always made him act weird in the mornings and it gave him an awful headache. He had to agree, so he finally got to bed with her.
As soon as he held her against him he was overcome by an overwhelming need to pull her closer. A need which didn't seem to satisfy, even as he hugged her tighter and tighter against himself. He felt his cheeks burn hot with tears as he clung onto his sole source of comfort. The only other person in this hellplace.
Sudden there was a loud pop. With his heart beating in his ears he let go to examine the damage. His hands trembled as he gently picked up her now detached arm and tried to reattach it. Five let out a choked sob, when he realized he was unable to do so. "I'm sorry," he mumbled, as he hugged himself tightly, afraid to touch her in fear of making the damage worse. He couldn't lose her too.
Five was drunk. Again. Delores had told him to go to bed countless times, but at this point he was so drunk that she had told him to sleep alone for the night. She didn't like it when he got drunk. Five had laid down on the couch, but he couldn't sleep. His mind was running wild, being way too loud. In contrast the night was too quiet, but he was used to that by now. He tried talking with Delores to drown out the silence, but she refused to talk with him when he was in the state of mind. "That's fair," he mumbled, pulling a torn blanket around himself. He froze for a moment, his foggy brain mixing up things and memories and for a moment, just a moment, it felt like Vanya was holding him like she had done so often when they were kids. He choked on a sob before just giving in and letting it all out at once. If Delores brought it up in the morning he could always use the excuse that he was drunk. That usually worked.
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FIC Pt 10: Only August Walker knows how Ethan Hunt dies 1/1
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Summary: You are a medic and a member of what’s left of The Apostles. August Walker has been found alive and thanks to you and your team, he’s well on the mend. And now REVENGE! 
Ilsa was the first, second was Luther and then Benji met his maker. And now ETHAN MUST DIE.
You and August get even closer like a cute little MURDER couple. This is the end of A Month of August Walker Challenge. 
Note: If you like the IMF team, you probably won’t like this series :)
Rating: Minor mention of violence, the climax of the series,  you’re gonna love it ;)
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The Obligatory Intro Post to the Challenge
01 August - Please come back, August Walker  
02 August - Hello August Walker, I heard you were dead  
03 August - Watch your hands, August Walker! People might talk.  
04 August - Don’t talk to me, or August Walker again
05 August - Does August Walker even remember you?
06 August - How do you like your coffee, August Walker
07 August - Which part of her do you want, August Walker?
08 August -  August Walker, I love it when you’re bad!  
09 August - Put your mouth to good use, August Walker
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Ethan Hunt was not a stupid man.
In fact, he was quite the opposite. He was cunning and clever and suspicious which were characteristics that helped him to remain one of the top Mi6 agents.
He also had a golden streak of very good luck and August Walker was just about to ruin that man's whole career.
'He went squirrely, ' said Ayami who was pawing through a tin of broken Danish butter cookies from where she sat perched on the kitchen counter-top.
Two weeks after you returned from the Dunn business,  Ayami just turned up at the country safe-house. Much to your delight, you'd found her one morning sitting at the kitchen table having a bagel and cream tea. And you knew why she was there. Things were winding up to the big payoff and the team needed to be as consolidated as possible.
'What does that mean?' you asked her but it was Mr. Instant Coffee who answered.
'Means that he knew what's good for him and went underground.'
'Because all of his peeps were getting murdered,' Ayami finished cheerfully and you half expected her and Instant Coffee to slap hands in a celebratory high-five.
August sat silently in his usual place, thoughtfully turning the small white coffee cup in a circle on the table.
'Last time he was seen?' he asked finally.
'Park hotel, Berlin,' Instant Coffee read from the reports supplied by the 'boots on the ground' team. 'Been there for about a week, but he hasn't really stayed one place for more than that. We should have moved earlier.'
'No,' said August, not looking at him, but at the cup. 'No, we want to give him enough rope to hang himself. Let him get complacent.'
'Do we have time to let him get complacent?' Instant Coffee said. 'I mean, the longer we wait, the more time he'll have to burrow in like a fucking tick.'
You looked at Instant Coffee for a moment. He did have a point.
'Okay,' August replied easily. 'You're right.'
At that moment, your respect for August Walker increased ten-fold. That he was able to take in the opinion of the other members of his team was unbearably sexy. He may have earned a little leg over for later that night.
'I'm going alone,' August announced finally, drawing the sharp attention of everyone in the room.
You reined your own reaction because an emotional response in that instant would have been inappropriate. You knew exactly why August wanted to hunt down Ethan alone. Hunt had not only gravely wounded August’s body but also his pride. His revenge was personal. 
'That's probably not a good idea,' said Instant Coffee, obviously feeling confident that he had scored a few brownie points a few moments earlier.
August scowled and looked to you. Meeting his gaze,  you nodded once.
'August should face Hunt alone,' you said to the room and then to him, added, 'but I don't think you should go alone.'
There was so much gratefulness in his eyes that you felt embarrassed and looked away. You didn't want August to see the answering distress in your eyes. If the fight on the cliff side had been fair, and luck hadn't been on Hunt's side, August wouldn't have lost. Tossing August over the edge was poor sportsmanship. You were afraid that Hunt would employ other clever tricks and defeat August for the second time. And now that August wanted to take the IMF leader on his own ensured that he would be left vulnerable to losing the upper hand. 
You didn't want to lose him again, but you remained silent. This was ultimately August's decision and he had made his choice.
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The two of you didn't speak much on the trip to Berlin. There wasn't much to say. You didn't dare express to him your fears, because that would only serve to distract him with your possibly misplaced doubt. And distraction was the last thing August needed.
When he pulled up to a local hotel to drop you off, you stayed in the car, sitting quietly for a moment, unsure what to do or say. Sighing, you turned to him and reached to cup his cheek.
'See you soon,' you encouraged him. 'Bring me a trophy.'
August nodded and you got out of the car.
Come back to me, you thought watching the car disappear in the afternoon traffic.
Your room faced the Berliner Fernsehturm and you could hear music from the festival going on in the square below. You took a long hot shower and stretched on the surprisingly comfortable bed. It wasn't the Shangri-la, but it was charming and it wasn't long before you fell asleep.
The room door thunking shut as if a heavy weight collapsed against it awoke you hours later. With a gasp, you shot upright and reached for your weapon. You couldn't remember where the light switch was, so when you scrambled up from the bed, you backed up to the table under the window and jerked open the curtains to let in the artificial outdoor light.
The scent of sulphur and petrol filled the room and as your eyes slowly adjusted to the differences in the light you could just make out the bulky form sitting on the floor against the door. You knew that form as the impression of it was etched on your own flesh.
You put your weapon aside and padded barefoot across the hardwood floor, grabbing a towel and wetting it as you passed the small bathroom alcove. You crouched before the shadowed figure and put your hand beneath his chin. You lifted his face to the light and it was clear that Hunt had given August a run for his money.
You gently cleaned the dried blood from his mouth and chin, carefully working it out of his moustache and scruff.
You wanted to say something reassuring, something positive, but you were too overwhelmed with relief.
'Well,' you murmured, stroking his face. 'I hate to see the other guy.'
August was silent and you hoped you hadn't over stepped the line.
He then held up a small package wrapped neatly in butcher's paper and tied with white twine. You took it from him, pulled the string and the paper unfolded  to reveal your trophy. Holding it up to the light, it took a moment for you to recognise the carefully extracted evidence of Hunt's death and you smiled.
'Come on, you big brute,' you said fondly, attempting to pull him up from the floor.
When August didn't budge, you stopped straining against his weight and gasped with exertion.
'You're gonna have to help me here, babe!'
Groaning miserably, August managed to get his feet beneath him using the door and you to heave himself from the floor. You struggled to get him out of his clothes  and under the soft yellow light above the sink you examined him. Big swollen bruises bloomed across his chest and back accompanied by several shallow scrapes and slashes. You wasted no time washing him up, patching his wounds, and getting him into bed.
Lying on his belly, August was still asleep when you woke the next morning. You went to the minibar refrigerator, withdrew your trophy and admired it in the morning sunlight. Your mobile beeped, distracting you.
It was a message from Ayami.
'Tell your boyfriend to be a little less conspicuous next time, ok?' she'd written.
Curious, and glancing at August's sleeping form, you rang her.
'What's that mean?' you asked when she answered. 
'I mean that August didn't need to leave that fucker's burning corpse in the warehouse. He damn near burned down the place.'
'He was obviously sending them a message,' you answered, smiling gleefully, proud of your little murder puppy.
'I can understand that,' she shot back sounding uncharacteristically irritable. 'But that also earned us more attention than we wanted.'
You sobered.
'Is this something that needs to be taken care of?'
'It's already handled,' she answered and some of her good humour crept back into her voice.
You sighed and relaxed, wrapping an arm about your midsection.
'He's not my boyfriend,' you said after a moment with no conviction in your voice and she laughed incredulously.
'When are you coming back?' she asked, changing the subject.
'I dunno. Depends on what August wants.'
'Ok, you two lovebirds hash it out and I'll see you... whenever.'
'Thanks, Ayami. I love you!'
'Get something from the Wall museum for me, ok?'
You disconnected the call and tossed aside the mobile.
Feeling a warm sense of well-being, you re-wrapped your trophy and stored it in the refrigerator again. Climbing into bed next to August, you lifted his arm, crawled beneath it, and curled your body against him.
August had exacted his revenge and you felt satisfied for him. But you weren't sure what was going to happen now. The mission that had consumed so much of your year was over. You felt un-moored and a little panicked, but when August tightened his arm round you, your hamster wheel of thoughts scattered.
There was time to worry later, now in the heat of August's embrace was peace and with a small smile still on your lips, you put your head against him and slept.
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