the *stoner accent* murst happy cheery boy on xmas!
he loves, LOVES gifts
christmas is one of his most favourite holidays, or in fact, IS his favourite holiday; halloween just being a close second
not just cause of the food
or the snow
the bodacious music or jolly vibes
or the free school holidays so he won't need to do stupid bogus history homework
but because of the presents!
ted would absolutely love if you gifted him something for christmas
it doesn't have to be elaborate or big, but something that a neurodivergent (/j) rock-enthusiast weird kid like him would like
custom guitar picks, comic books, a bucket of tutti-fruity bubblegum & cheese puffs, cute little stickers, fruit-flavoured candy (not too much though as they hurt his teefies), a nintendo gameboy, drawing books....
he'd also like makeup, like black eyeliner & eyeshadow and a couple of nail polish so him and bill can use for their wyld stallyns performances
gift him some eddie van halen posters, cds, keyrings, trinkets, or any of that paranphelia and he'll worship you for life
oh yeah, he don't play around with his eddie van halen
less you forget that
he'll also love tapes and cds and merch of other rock bands he adores
RUBIX CUBE! he'll love a mean rubix cube as his personal fidget toy ๐ฅบ
ted's very easy to please, just don't buy him an air supply or beatles vinyl album
this man is the grunge adaptation of scrooge, but with less hate and more indifference
doesn't really care about xmas
mostly thinks it's for kids
giving gifts to this guy will be a little bit hard because this man is such a depressed little nihilist sometimes
he'll scoff and bluff, but deep down his emotions speaks otherwise
he never really states what he like or anything personal about him - he's a very private man with only one thing on his mind (lyke idk saving the world from satan and the apocalypse ???)
but what you do know about him is that this man is a chronic smoker
john would definitely fw a silver plated lighter
like the vivienne westwood ones
or a custom black one with his initials on it
he also drinks a lot of whiskey
jack daniel's? jim beam bourbon? jameson?
pair that up with a leather hip flask and he's good to go
silver jewellery type of guy? mhm!
he'd love a cross chain necklace
like deep-silver cross/crucifix pendant ones
would look so fucking cool on him
silver accessories always look so hot on daddy constantine
other than that, nothing much
he's not invested in xmas but he doesn't hate it
his mind will be more occupied on demon hunting and existential brainrots than that
yet he still has a soft spot (secretly) so xmas with him won't be so bleeping bad
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pretty normal about xmas
celebrating with him would be so freaking wholesome though
you're so used to seeing john as his stoic dilf self that him being all lovely with you during this jolly season would be a fever dream
giving him gifts would be, again, pretty normal
he's a simple guy, and already rich enough to buy himself whatever, after all, so your xmas shopping spend will be looking pretty alright
john is a traditional manly man so his gifts would be of that orient
he's also a bit old so keep that in mind...
brown leather-strapped watch, woody oak cologne, men's grooming set, a brand new dog that won't randomly disappear after a few months
john is a bookworm, he'd love some good ol' classic fiction novels and philosophical/critical/mindfuck books to open up and out his mind
he's a handy man so a brand-new toolbox would be nice
he's also a lover of whiskey and wine, so again, some jack daniel's or bourbon and malboc or pinot noir
this would be the funniest shit ever but please gift this man a pencil as a joke
i swear he'll be so oblivious at first but when he clocks, this mf will death stare you like hell whilst you try so hard to not burst into laughter
but on a wholesome note, a ring will put a smile right back onto that man's face
like cute couple rings you and him can wear, like he'll smile so hard
a heart locket necklace with a picture of you and him inside
oh he'll absolutely die inside
john's such a sucker for classic romance, you don't understand
he'll love vinyl records of 70s and 80s vintage classics, taking him back to his younger days
both are different genres of white men in hallmark-esque movies
standard white guy, 30-something year old millennial who's into sports and having a beer with the boys vs twink stock image standard white man who's a doctor and every old karen white woman's dream come true
one, however, is more generic and conventionally attractive hallmark white male than the other (julian)
shane's a manly man so he'd probably like some fishing equipment or men's grooming kit or some kind of sports team merch
he'd also like those beer keg stands or mini fridges where he can put his infinite supply of heineken or guiness inside
a handy man also so a nice new toolbox too
julian...... yeah julian i don't actually know about
MULTIVERSITY HARLEY SCREWS UP THE DCU no.4 (of 6) โข cover art โข Travis Mercer [May 2023]
How can Harley stop herself from screwing up the timeline if her future self has already screwed it all up? First she discovered she totally stopped Superman and the Flash from ever existing, and now she's finding out that she totally time-traveled right over Wonder Woman's and Aquaman's origins too! Harley has to stop Harley, or at least try to put the pieces of the DCU she's broken back together again. With a time machine and a tough, scary, alternate-universe Harley at her side, maybe--just maybe--she can make things right again.
(W) Frank Tieri (A) Logan Faerber (CA) Travis Mercer
Listen the angst of seasons 1 and HALF of 2 is MORE THAN ENOUGH. By season 3 Iโm beyond ready to see them happy and at peace within their relationship with the only conflicts coming from outside their relationship that they deal with together and NOT from Veronicaโs friends or family because Logan is still so young he deserves a fucking chance when heโs getting the love and support he needs and is free of his abusers. And I donโt care if thatโs unrealistic, the whole show is unrealistic lol if they can experience more trauma in a season of television than some people do in their entire lives they can also magically have their love for each other be enough to make them feel secure and trusting at least with each other. So Skipping the entire cassidy plot twist and therefore V isn't doubly saโd and skips all the trauma of that night of thinking Keith died, no kendal there in the morning after alternaprom and so LoVe comes back together because Veronica is able to be brave and Logan is ok being alone and give Veronica a little time to process. Not because trauma forces their hand. No piz, no parker, no madison, no mercer, no break ups, Keith isn't psychotically overly involved and mistrustful of logan, they move in together, no 9 years of radio silence, NO NAVY, no corporate law and no tragic ending. LET THEM BE HAPPY THEYโVE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.
johnny utah, neo, jack traven & john wick: 'tragic hero' lovers - they would fight for your love undoubtedly, "sacrificing" themselves for the sake of the relationship
david allen griffin: 'yandere' lover - beguiling, male siren; psychotically obsessed, will literally kill anyone who gets in their way in favour of your love. probably stalk or kidnap you if he had to. he doesn't take no for an answer, he WILL get you and you WILL comply to him and his warped fantasies
ted logan: 'high school sweetheart' lover - innocent, goofy, dorky, neurodivergent boyfriend that cherishes you cutely as the "bodacious babe" you are, gradually growing up with you and marrying later on, solidifying the 'excellence'. childhood sweethearts....
you'll also have a daughter called Billie (i know, just don't ask.)
kevin lomax, donnie barksdale & johnny silverhand: 'toxic' lovers - first two are both dangerous men who will jeopardise the relationship selfishly for themselves. one is a greedy lawyer who sold his soul and one is a hillbilly redneck who's a serial wife-beater & racist. one, however, is just a sleazy foul-mouthed terrorist who holds strong radical, anti-mainstream beliefs. he's not dangerous like the other two but he is not a nice guy
julian mercer: 'the ideal type' lover - this guy is an all-in-one, a dream come true, sent from heaven, everything you'd wish in a man is him. he is perfect. husband material core, the dream man โข
alex wyler: 'soulmate' lover - predestined love wandering aimlessly in an alternate world. your souls are meant for each other but you just don't know yet or you don't exist in the same timeline
john constantine: 'secret' lover - he has a deep crush on you but doesn't tell you, for some reason. probably because of his ego to just maintain that cool guy aura, or he's just a shy guy
scott favour: 'friends with benefits/affair' lover - a short bittersweet romance that was full of deep sensuality & soulful friendship but he'd eventually break it off to go back to his wealthy life. don't be too disheartened, he still misses you
matt & rupert marshetta: 'typical teenage' lover - you guys were best friends but decided to turn that spark into romance. you're both teenagers and most likely aware of the notoriously short expiry dates of young adolescent love but it's nice to live in the moment
I'm currently on vacation by myself for the first time and I'm super overwhelmed with everything, I keep having random bursts of tears and crying fits. I feel like a child lol.
So I want to request a F!Reader X Keanu Reeves fic where Keanu is just his sweet self and helps reassure, calm and comfort the reader through her emotions/anxieties.
Preferably a younger Keanu like before his John wick movies.
I would like it to be fluff but you can add other aspects as well.
cause it makes them feel more human and i feel like thatโs a good thing
pls add on or feel free to challenge my choice of player <3
michael bunting bites his nails
matthew tkachuk messes with his eyebrows and eyelashes
luke hughes picks at scabs and acne
dawson mercer pokes his tongue out when heโs focused
nico hischier picks at his nails
trevor zegras plays with a rubber band when heโs unsure
mitch marner tells stories and forgets the point
mark estapa chews on his hoodie strings
rutger mcgroarty zones out so hard he doesnโt catch what people say to him
freddie andersen cracks his knuckles when heโs uncomfortable
william nylander picks at / messes with the cuffs on his long sleeve shirts
john gibson doesnโt like eye contact but makes a point of doing it in case he seems rude ๏ฟผ
seamus casey says โhuh?โ only to properly answer a question without it being repeated
jamie drysdale doesnโt like it when his food touches
elias pettersson shuts down when heโs overwhelmed
jack hughes scrolls on his phone with his mouth over the caps of his water bottles
andrei svechnikov jumbles english and russian when heโs flustered
pyotr kochetkov gets migraines
auston matthews hates his laugh
john marino thinks heโs the king of sarcasm but misses most sarcastic comments
cole caufield has a hard time reading when itโs his turn to speak and often cuts people off or misses his window
tage thompson responds to compliments with an extremely awkward grin and an enthusiastic thumbs up
owen power pushes up his glasses only to find out theyโre not even on his face
ryan graves has a good singing voice but his voice will absolutely never see the light of day
sidney crosby smiles and nods when he could not have less of a clue whatโs going on
rasmus sandin consistently trips over his own feet
dougie hamilton often says โthanks, you tooโ when a non hockey player tells him he played well
ethan edwards wanders off mid conversation if he hasnโt spoken in a while without even realizing
arber xhekaj complains consistently about one thing and when heโs given a completely reasonable solution he refuses the advice
kent johnson draws on his arms
gavin brindley has a really niche/uncommon skill and is completely baffled when others are impressed
alex turcotte struggles doing groceries cause heโll only buy what heโs currently craving
timothy liljegren has a good memory but only because he can associate things he needs to remember to the absolute most random third party aspect ever
connor mcdavid will enter a room with a task to complete and stand in the doorway buffering cause he canโt remember what it was
leon draisaitls hands are always cold
logan cooleys room is really messy but he can remember that he has a pack of gum in his black sweatpants that are on the far left corner of his floor under the red shirt. if the gum is moved to an appropriate place for gum it will never be touched again
connor bedard laughs at really bad jokes out of pity (or cause he doesnโt get it and he feels like he should)
quinn hughes has no social battery unless heโs with his person - in which case he is on crack
๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ง ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ + oscar piastri , lando norris , max verstappen , charles leclerc , carlos sainz , george russell , lewis hamilton , alex albon , logan sargeant , yuki tsunoda , daniel ricciardo , pierre gasly , lance stroll , sebastian vettel , jenson button , arthur leclerc (+ someone missing ? send me an ask and i'll let you know if i think i can write them well enough !)
๐ง๐ก๐ฅ + juraj slafkovskรฝ , cole caufield , luke hughes , jack hughes , quinn hughes , nico hischier , arber xhekaj , dawson mercer , john marino , matt rempe (+ someone missing ? send me an ask and i'll let you know if i think i can write them well enough !)
๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ + james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, regulus black
๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ + eddie munson, steve harrington, robin buckley, nancy wheeler
๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐. + laurie (little women), billy loomis, stu macher, felix catton, jess mariano
๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ ? feel free to be as specific as you like in your requests - it helps me out a lot to know exactly what you're looking for !! if you're unsure if your request meets my guidelines , just send me an ask and i'm more than happy to check it out <3
spell out your url using characters you love from any media. then, tag as many people as there are letters in your url (or however many you'd like!) inspired by the song titles dashboard game.
C- catherine chandler, beauty and the beast
A- april kepner, grey's anatomy
G- lexie grey, grey's anatomy
E- erin silver, 90210
D- daisy jones, djats
P- peyton sawyer, one tree hill
O- olivia moore, izombie
T- troy bolton, hsm
E- emma pillsbury, glee
N- nikita, nikita
T- tess mercer, smallville
I- izzie stevens, grey's anatomy
A- aria montgomery, pll
L- logan echolls, veronica mars
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