Watching Yugioh Season Four with my husband and we got to the point where Pegasus explains that the Legendary Knights were turned into dragons by Dartz to "make them weaker" and my husband lowkey lost it
Him: "I'm sorry, turning them into dragons made them weaker?! That's fucking terrifying! Who the hell were these guys?!"
Honestly, super valid point. If turning you into a dragon makes you weaker, you must have been a giga-chad to start with.
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Metadad AU thoughts: does Galaxia give Meta Knight parenting advice?
Ooh I had not considered that before, but now I think she absolutely would! She's invested in Kirby's growth and wellbeing as well after all. However, I suspect some of that "advice" may be a bit questionable...
Galaxia: Kirby's just a child, we need to be careful with him.
Also Galaxia: this is what it means to be careful, right?
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Kinktober Day 9: Somnophilia(You'd be like Heaven to touch...)
warnings/kinks: somnophilia, smut, slight dub con, unprotected sex
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pairings: Legendary Dark Knight Sparda x Fem!Reader
teaser: You could so easily bring him to his knees with that big heart of yours and that tight cunt. Sparda smirks as he runs his long fingers through your pubic hair.
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You never thought you’d fall in love with the Legendary Dark Knight Sparda, but he had charmed his way into your heart so easily. You were a tiny human next to this giant devil, but he so easily showed you just how sweet and kind he was. And it took no time for you to become intimate with him, learning all the ways that sex can be so much better with a devil.
You often wondered if you were ever enough for this sexy and loving devil, but he never left you guessing for very long. Your days were spent being lavished and spoiled by the devil in question, and your nights were spent on your back or knees being pleasured to the brink of consciousness. You could never imagine a better existence.
Despite the lack of him telling you about his past, he did share a few things with you. It made you worry, but you knew your lover was more than capable of taking care of things were they to become dodgy. So as time went on, you slowly grew closer and more in love with Sparda.
Your routine was pretty well set. You and him spend all your time together. He loves to surprise you with tokens of love. He’s got a big romantic heart that makes you swoon almost every single day. And his appetite for sex is voracious. He does what he can to fuck you and pleasure you every day and night but sometimes when he’s gone, he grows impatient to see you.
This is one of those days. You’re home alone, longing for your lover. You know he’ll be home soon, but it’s just making you feel even needier not to have him here with you. It gets worse when you realize you’ll have to go to bed without him.
The bed feels cold and lonely. You want him to be here, pressing that big body up against yours. You wish for his hands all over you, caressing you and teasing you in all the ways you love. Somehow you manage to fall asleep, dreaming of being with Sparda once more.
And he finds you in bed, a smirk on his face. He knew he’d be home by tonight, but he decided to surprise you. When he sees you sleeping alone in your marital bed, his cock grows so hard. This is an aspect of your relationship you had told him you’d love to explore more.
He settles on the bed gently, spreading your thighs. The thin sheet sits on your practically naked body, just keeping you from him. He pulls it off so slowly, not wanting to wake you up at all. Your nightgown is pushed up and he grunts quietly when he sees you’re not wearing any panties. Your cunt is just there, on full display for him. You must be having some good dreams, he thinks to himself, because you are so wet.
The smell of your arousal makes his head so dizzy. You’re such a tiny human, but you own him body and soul. You could so easily bring him to his knees with that big heart of yours and that tight cunt. Sparda smirks as he runs his long fingers through your pubic hair.
You stir softly in your sleep, a warmth growing deep inside of you. Your dreams are filled with loving and sexual moments with your lover, making you feel aroused in your sleep. Sparda is enjoying every moment of this. Soon, he’s shedding his clothes and he’s spreading your thighs even more.
He’s careful not to wake you up as he runs his thick cockhead between your soaked folds. You let out cute little moans, but he knows you’re just dreaming. He spends an extra couple of minutes getting his cock all nice and wet before slipping it into you.
And this is when you wake up, a soft gasp falling from your lips. You feel so full and loved. You cling to the devil, your arms and legs wrapping around him as he thrusts into you. Now that you’re awake and aware of what’s going on, he’s not going to slow down.
The cute little sleepy look in your eyes really drives him crazy. As he pounds you into the mattress, he’s grunting and growling. His mouth waters as he leans in to nip at your neck. You cry out, whimpering and whining when he bites down into your skin.
“Couldn’t wait for you to fully wake up, my dear…just had to have you now.”
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Throughout history, famous figures and legendary heroes were said to possess magical swords. Excalibur, for instance, is the famous sword of King Arthur of Camelot, whilst the Zulfiqar is said to have been sent from the Heavens to the Prophet Muhammad, who subsequently handed the weapon to his cousin and son-in-law.
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I would die for you, Cross the sky for you
Sir Timaeus, Dragon Knight and Protector of Wonderland.
Bonus little details I like.
The cape itself is really just ceremonial - majority of the time he wouldn't be wearing it cause it'd get in the way.
Completely coincidental that his hair band matches with the sword- I honestly just chose purple cause I thought it'd would be a nice contrast to the Greens and Blues. I do however like the idea that either he intentionally chose it or was perhaps given it.
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Originally it was going to just be a regular sword, idea that maybe it's the one he'd be given after to go in the empty scabbard he's wearing. But couldn't get it to look right from a side perspective.
Think it looks better this way.
Without the cape below
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