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just scrolled through all your old posts about human/troll relationships and i think i’m addicted againnnn 😭
the figuring out the differences and trying to make it work, it makes me so soft.. particularly when they’re both clueless to the other’s weird alien stuff
like imagine crashing on a hostile alien planet and finding that one person who’s nice to you, the squishy soft alien. considering how big and scary everyone is here, you thought they’d try to attack you way more than they have !! but no, all your new alien friends are super touchy and gentle with you, resting their head on yours (since you’re so short by comparison) or touching your hot, soft skin or affectionately nipping at you. well, you think it’s affectionate. you hope it’s affectionate.
you assume they’re just really friendly and wanna examine your weird human traits more, and this goes on for months. everyone around you does this, so you figure it’s a species thing.
eventually though, they all slowly stop. they don’t touch you at all anymore and you worry you did something wrong. someone has to tell you that they’ve all been pale flirting with you fighting for your attention, and since you never reciprocated, they assumed you didn’t like them like that.
the quadrants are such an integral part of their society, so of course nobody figures to explain it to you !! they just assumed you knew they were flirting bc it’s so obvious to them
imagine walking up to mallek determined to know what’s going on, and asking him, “why did everyone stop being so touchy all of a sudden? did i commit some kind of alien faux pas? i hope i didn’t offend anyone :(“ and the poor man realizes he has to explain quadrants and pale flirting to you.
I just KNOW I would be THE pale Whore on alternia, my people pleaser instincts would make me hella pale sexy I think
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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Zoozve, my beloved
#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love#moon#venus#zoozve#long post#sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha#astronomy#astrophysics#space
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there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman
And, guys...
i think ryoko kui really loves woman.
#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#ryoko kui#look all these body types#and they all beautifull#gotta love her for that
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#aww#wholesome#caturday#cats of tumblr#animal#animals#cat#cats#kitty#kittens#pet#pets#baby animals#cute animals#black cats#fluffy#adorable#fashion#grandmacore#cottagecore#photography#love#anime#anime and manga
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#animal#animals#cat#cats#kitty#kittens#pet#pets#caturday#cats of tumblr#wholesome#aww#adorable#cottagecore#grandmacore#love#heart#photography#aesthetic
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#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#animal#animals#cat#cats#kitty#kittens#pet#pets#caturday#cats of tumblr#wholesome#aww#love#baby animals
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#poetry#quotes#art#quote#words#poem#love#dog#dogs#dogblr#dogs of tumblr#doggos#animals#cute animals#pets#word#wording#letter#letters#lettering#aesthetic#positivity#positive quotes#positive mental attitude#positive thoughts#positive affirmations#morecore#corecore#hopecore#literature
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hello tumblr
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt#i* have
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
#greek mythology#ares#athena#greek gods#dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise#on some level at least#man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11#thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful#romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it#also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now#my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming#i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one#kochei doodles
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