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leverage-ot3 · 8 months

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kurlander: brings up his time in The War every five seconds

also kurlander: I Don’t Often Speak Of My Time In The War

#LMAOOOOO THEY ARE REALLY LIKE THAT #military guys really do be like that #no offense but yeah #austin kurlander #the walk in the woods job #leverage redemption #leverage redemption s2 #humor #mine #leverage: let’s go steal a queue

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junk-heart · 14 days

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Here are the promised sketches

I really like how I've drawn tz and vriska on the first page

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gaycrittercentral · 4 months

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BEHOLD!! I made an entry to Skunkape's 2023 Holiday Contest! :'Dc I worked so fuckin hard on it hhhrhrhrhgdhsjglshgjdjfh and let me tell you, I do not at all hope to win but I do hope it makes Steve snicker. Just the thought that he'll be seeing it is wild. Hope it makes y'all snicker too ehehehe!!

#piscatological: having to do with the science or study of fishing #and yeah I did look up a complicated word on purpose hehe >:3 I think that’s what Sam does in his spare time anyway #fun fact I was gonna give Sam a blue coat but then I realized that he bore a striking and unnerving resemblance to one Sans Undertale #so that had to get scrapped lmaooooo #but I really like how it turned out anyway heheheheeeee #I really liked making Sam dream of terrible fish dishes jdklgjdlsghdsf (terrible by the definition of a list I found somewhere lmao)#all I know about surströmming is that is is so smelly you have to open it outdoors in a bucket of water apparently #terrible. they’d love it though sskskshgfjfhdjdgs #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #my art #skunkape holiday contest

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pedro-pascal · 2 months

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more pictures of the kitten I'm fostering 🫶

#since y'all seemed to like him in my last post here's a compilation of the best pics i took of him #cats #cats of tumblr #he's the sweetest little guy ever i'm truly in awe #he was naturally very shy at first but now he's a little frantic cutie running everywhere #he purs when you pet him and he doesn't mind being picked up!!#he's playful too and he knows how to perfectly user the litter (wow!)#he's like the opposite of my ex-cat lmaooooo #anyway he's gonna get adopted by people i know so i'm really happy he's gonna be a in great family!!#he's gonna be spoiled <3

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faunandfloraas · 2 months

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bang chan: haha im gonna roleplay a nerd flirting on bubble

actual nerd flirting on bubble:

#he really said haha 😏 you like my bare arm ? (which is such a rare occurrence that it is in fact notable) then why dont you kiss me #its so funny to me i genuinely laughed out loud like babes...........#and then he never acted up again.#lmaooooo #now hes just like AY i was eating gimbap lol 😭#kim seungmin #stray kids #🐶

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saeraas · 1 year

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#limbus company #i ran into this video after starting this game so it's extremely fresh and true lmaooooo #they really pulled up like they were supposed to do something and got cooked except for mads #1k

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dispotatorulzz · 2 months

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Queen and Laz plus some little pages !!!

Lazarus looks kinda bald but there is like nothing I can do about it hes just built like that . ALSO !!! Lazarus is a bigger pony Queen is just an alicorn (big)

I hope we get to see some of grefgore destroying someone with that sword he was given what happened to it even

#jrwi the suckening #the suckening #jrwi grefgor #jrwi shilo #jrwi soda #jrwi emizel #Laz looks like hes tiny and also balding man cannot win/lh #i promise he is like one of my favourites i wanna give him a kis s #i really like the idea of emizel drawing angry eyebrows on his cutie mark to make it seem cooler its so silly #i MIGHT do edward twilight later(no promises !!!)#ALSOOOO. ive had these pages done for a bit i did Not do all this in two days LMAOOOOO #i would talk about them more but i dont wanna make the post to long </3 #if you have questions about design reasons for them (or any of my ponies for that matter) just ask i probably have a reason #MyArt

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stergeon · 29 days

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"edelgard is so tiny next to hubert"

Hubert: I would strongly advise against engaging with her majesty on the subject of height.

Edelgard: Thank you but I think I am sufficiently tall.

(hubert left because he knew this situation was about to get annoying)

#reddit doodle that got away from me and no longer really has anything to do with the comment i was planning to reference #whoops #fe3h #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #edelgard von hresvelg #edeleth #byleth eisner #hubert von vestra #edelgard #drew edelgard sans cape because i didn't feel like drawing it. thanks #this whole thing is very dumb lmaooooo

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starishsky · 8 months

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angst

#serennedy week 2023 #serennedy #luis serra #leon kennedy #resident evil 4 #resident evil #starishsky draws #so like seeing that as the caption without knowing it’s related to serennedy week is kinda funny #like if I saw this without not knowing the context I’d be like ‘wow. edgy’ LMAOOOOO #also if u saw that one serennedy piece I did earlier with a really similar composition shut ur effin mouth #this was a scrapped concept from that piece that I just repurposed here. so.

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hypogryffin · 9 months

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i cant believe i wasn't following u b4,,,,,ive just been silently scrolling through your blog for like a solid YEAR and just haven't even noticed????? n e ways what are tha thoughts on literally anyone in p4 being trans bc i live for that 🎤

the way my brain decided that this was asking for pronoun headcanons and did not reread to make sure that was what you were asking before drawing all of this…... well anyways

#asks & requests #p4 #trans naoto #<- trans everyone lmaooooo #sort of waffling on chie-- he could also be trans or enby easily #ive always thought he would be a 'my gender is lesbian' type person tho LMAO #if hes trans then she and yukiko are as close as they are because trans friends lmao if chie is afab then i think that would come up #accepting his shadow- part of him not feeling 'feminine' enough is that yukiko is more of a woman than her in societys eyes and well.#its not a violent outing bc no one who heard her shadow is like that but chie apologises to yukiko for that #yukiko transitioned pretty early so no one in town (school age at least) really knows #rise is afab its just that she Despises the idea of being a man #kanji is cis but hes cis+ after exploring; does do the occasional drag but is a gay man who happens to use she/her #yosukes whole vibe is 'probably nonbinary but i have a job so i cant worry about that rn'. also i think maybe bigenderism in his future #he/him only for the foreseeable future tho. baby steps #narukami is defo stealth mode for at least the beginning of the game but probably around teddie or naotos shadow she comes out #and i like kuma so ze is like me and uses it/its. :).#ok those are all my notes. sorry for not directly responding to what you asked but i do think what i said is a good answer to your wuestion.#for claritys sake i also live for it.

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bonebabbles · 6 months

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God the new ultimate guide sucks

It's not JUST the awful art, either. The art's just worth mentioning because even if the book's info had been terrible or contained nothing new, really cute art can make it still worth having.

But, no, it's even full of recycled lines we've been hearing for years like "Bramblestar Can Match Squirrelflight's Fire Not Contain It," and that's when it DOES get everything right. These entries leave out major, important details (making them bad summaries) and are sometimes even straight-up incorrect.

SUMMARY THOUGHTS

Leafpool is said to have watched Brambleclaw kill Hawkfrost to save Firestar-- but for one, no, she was not there because Ashfur was still leading her and Squilf towards the scene. For two, no, Brambleclaw did not kill Hawkfrost just to save Firestar, it was self-defense. Hawkfrost had him pinned and was going to kill him.

They're REAL cute about Leafpool's death, too, neglecting to mention WHY the Sisters needed to be saved at all and just saying Leafpool's "generosity" lead to her death in that cave-in.

I'm not even going to get into everything on Bramble's entry jesus christ.

Sagewhisker's entry is ESPECIALLY fucken' dandy, framing Yellowfang's Secret like she was simply waiting patiently for Yellow to realize her 'destiny' and not actively shoving it on her at every opportunity.

Leopardstar's entry states that romantic interest in Tigerstar was part of her motivation. "Perhaps she'd hoped he would be her mate" please speak to a woman irl for once in your life.

Gray Wing's entry forgot that the reason he "blamed himself" for Bright Stream's death is because he was literally staring at his big strong brother too much and tripped on a root in front of him. It IS his fault she died.

Clear Sky/Skystar's entry is just obscene. "He regretted abandoning his son and after a fire, he encouraged him to live with him" instead of "saw his teenage child was useful now and bullied and belittled the kid and his uncle into letting Thunder come with him." "Retaining his fierceness towards his cats and outsiders which caused his son to leave" instead of "murdering, brutalizing, and abusing everyone around him caused Thunder to leave." I'll just say this tho; "Fierce" is an interesting way to spell "Cruel."

It's interesting that they don't point out that a major part of Jagged Peak's arc was proving he was "Just As Good" as every other cat in spite of his disability, thanks to his introduced-and-pregnant-in-the-same-book wife becoming his life coach, only earning Clear Sky's respect after being allowed to physically lead a patrol in Blazing Star. Instead they frame him finding his place through taking care of kits, which... was something he seemed to resent in the actual series, considering how the books suddenly treat Gray Wing's protective treatment of him as a terrible thing in Blazing Star because he "didn't give him a chance". But at the same time I actually strongly dislike Jagged Peak and his messy, frustrating character arc so I'm not really UPSET with it. Just... noting it. I suppose this is the official direction they're taking away from it?

Shadowstar's entry is barely even 3 paragraphs yikes.

SHORT STORY THOUGHTS

And if you're wondering if the 4 brand new stories they smooshed into the end in a desperate attempt to make the rush job worth buying are good? No. Of course not. They're all slop.

Story 1: Firestar and Graystripe

First one's a marginally cute story about Graystripe and Firestar which is setting up the framing device linking the mini-tales together. They both remember this situation where Firestar fell into a ditch wrong. The punchline is that Thunderstar remembers it perfectly and they're both like, "WOW! Too bad Thunderstar's memory sucks!"

It's not terrible, but it does feel a bit pointless. But, hey, if you want more Firestar and Graystripe in the series that tosses them fanservice at every turn, who am I to judge?

Story 2: Dovewing and Ivypool

The next one is the Dovewing/Ivypool reconciliation passage everyone's talking about. It's... fine, but immensely dissatisfying to me.

Dovewing is apparently having problems adjusting to her Clan, grapples a little bit with the fact she has no friends but is going to be finding meaning in helping tigerHeartstar "bring the new ShadowClan into existence." She ultimately decides that she needs to talk to her sister, and begs for reassurance that Ivypool believes in her, feeling that her support can help her get through this difficult time in her life.

I think its biggest problem is that Dovewing was not the right choice for the POV here.

Dove was never the one responsible for the rift in their relationship. Ivypool is. Ivypool is the one who was jealous, willing to sabotage anything that would put Dovewing closer to Tigerheart, and continues to be generally aggressive towards her. So when Dovewing is reaching out to Ivypool in hopes of them reconciling, it feels wrong because Ivypool is the one that should be reaching out to Dovewing. SHE is the one who has some things to apologize for, and to show how much she loves and misses her.

It's even kind of frustrating, because Dovewing can never catch a break. She has to have these problems to force her to reach out, Ivypool even ends up suggesting that she leave and come home and take her kids with her, but in the end even a LITTLE bit of assurance from her aggressive sister helps.

I feel super bad for Dovewing, man. She deserves better than this cheap writing. What was the point of such an unsatisfying, rushed reconciliation, shoved into a crummy field guide, when we KNOW from the newest book that they're just going to use tension between them as part of the drama anyway?

shouldn't have even been written, imo. Even ends off with, "They'll always have each other :)" which is so... cliche. It's TIRED. Are any of you really happy with just getting a retconned platitude in a good-for-nothing field guide, instead of seeing complicated, INTERESTING feelings in a main book?

Story 3: Alderheart and Twigbranch

A tale of Cherryfall getting sick during TBC and Alderheart sneaks back into the territory to treat her. Also Crowfeather has a scene where he yells at him. Charming.

Twigbranch comes up with a diversion while Alderheart does his work, which is cute. It's a fine story.

Story 4: Clear Sky

Trash. Three dogs spawn in the middle of a gathering so that Skystar can have an uwu big boy sendoff saving his grandkit. Then he goes to StarClan and throws a fit because they can't give him ANOTHER life, becoming so upset that he attacks the nearest woman. Naturally, Shadowstar brushes it off because it's not the first time Clear Sky has pummeled her in the midst of an adult tantrum and this book series thinks violence is fine if their favorite sadboy does it.

Then Gray Wing brings him to the magic mirror pool where you can see the living, to confirm that Star Flower is ok and that makes him feel better.

Then it launches into Firestar saying "ouuuugh yum I LOVE the taste of his butthole. Clear Sky is so misunderstood, He Just Loved Too Much."

to which Graystripe responds, "Yes, he was a good and amazing person and his farts smells SO good, and can you believe that some people think StarClan punished his Clan for his arrogance? As if he ever did anything wrong, ever?"

Firestar, indignant, refutes it with, "Ugh!! StarClan would NEVER be interesting, we don't punish living cats we just float around and make vague, frustrating prophecies that do nothing but pad the word count. Why cant ppl understand that, gosh."

who wrote this? Gray Wing??

#The amount of passive voice Clear Sky has to be surrounded with in order to look like a redeemable character is dizzying #I feel like I'm reading a headline about cops who blew up an orphanage every time I read anything official about him #oh wait im sorry. A ''high-pressure accident which occurred at a government institution with 3 officers present'' lmaooooo #ultimate field guide #bone babble #im actually REALLY glad actually they havent been making these #This was garbage #There were a few good things in this but overall? Absolute slop. I wouldn't even feed this to a pig.#I think this is actually down there with Cats of the Clans (with Rock) for worst field guide #This is abysmal #You would be better with the wiki summaries and the 4 stories are mid at best #What a shame that they re-pivoted so hard from Riverstar's SE which I was JUST praising for tossing out that shitty ''redemption arc''#Nope. We're right back to square one.#How much do you guys wanna bet it's ONE writer who's OBSESSED with Clear Sky and every time he writes anything he does this #I'm not sure who wrote this one but let's see if my hunch is right lmao

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usedtobecooler · 1 year

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Eddie's neckkkkk *noms* let that blurb free

your wish is my command my love 🖤

Pairing | Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Warnings | sexual content (18+ minors dni), piv sex, unprotected sex, squirting, hair pulling, biting, hickeys, dirty talk, car sex, riding, this is straight up filth there's nothing more to it.

Word Count | 1.1k

A/N | i have issues that probably need to be addressed but for now i'm indulging myself with this one. his neck is everything.

Your hand fists in Eddie's hair, tugging roughly to let the expanse of his flushed, glossy neck bare itself to you. His cock is deep inside you, so deep you feel like it's almost in your throat - has you feeling so full, head hazy and filled with nothing but Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

He's groaning below you, glassy brown eyes blown out in lust as you pull at his curls, hips fucking up into you lazily to meet your own bouncing. The front seat in his van was so cramped, there was a reason why you never did it like this, but your need to pounce on him was animalistic - you needed him there and then.

Eddie's large hands grip onto your hips, helping you rise and fall on his thick cock, splitting you open in the most delicious way. He brushes your spongey spot with every snap of his hips, has you clenching around him like a vice, your wet, plump lips opening in a wanton moan.

His neck is proudly arched, veins protruding with the pressure of you snapping his head back. It shines with a layer of sweat, pearl droplets sliding down his hot skin, pooling in the dips of his collarbones. Your cunt quivers as you watch, unable to think about anything else but attacking his fucking neck and marking him up.

You lean forward, licking a flat stripe over the side of rigid skin, collecting his sweat on your tongue and whining at the taste. Every part of him was so fucking intoxicating, had your thighs shaking and your pussy soaking.

"Shit, baby, fuck," Eddie's voice grumbles, deep with want, as you latch onto his damp skin, sucking and nibbling until you feel it raise under the pressure of your mouth, sure to leave a beautiful blooming mark in your wake.

Your free hand comes up to snake around his neck, nails digging into the skin and using it for leverage to speed up your bouncing, the slick sounds of your cunt sucking him in and Eddie's moaning filling the tight space of the van. All the while, your face is buried into different parts of his throat, muffling your own whines and pants in his burning flesh, kissing, licking and biting as you go. Branding him.

"Wanted to mark you up like this, ahahah, for s-so long, Eddie," You cry, struggling to contain your moans as the head of his cock assaults your g-spot and has you hurtling towards the edge. Your mouth opens around his jugular, spit soaked lips sucking onto the salty damp skin once more, enough to emit a growl from Eddie that has you clenching tightly around him.

Eddie's thighs begin to shake below you, a telltale sign that he's close to coming, his fingertips leaving a biting, bruising feeling in your skin that burned so good, helping you ride his cock at this brutal pace, "Yeah? Fuck, that's so hot," He moans, loving the feeling of your harsh hand pulling and tugging at his hair whilst you attack his outstretched neck, nipping and sucking at the flesh like you were trying to devour him, "God, baby, you're gonna make me cum if you keep doing that."

You cry out against his skin, his hips snapping up into yours at a brutal pace, your gummy walls somehow getting even slicker as your tummy coiled up tight, a warmth spreading through your entire body as your orgasm neared.

The feeling of Eddie's stubble running against your mouth and nose, the sight of his veins jutting out with the strain, the red and purple bruises you'd left in your wake, were enough to have you releasing your brutal grip on his hair, grabbing both sides of his neck with your hands and leaning your forehead against his. You wanted him to watch you come undone, watch just how worked up you got from the simplest parts of his body.

You lean forward to capture his lips in a searing kiss that really only lasts a few seconds before you're doing nothing more than panting into each other's mouths. You let your senses be consumed by Eddie, the feeling of his thick cock abusing your tight cunt, the sounds of him panting and groaning, the look on his face as his puffy pink lips parted and his doe eyes fluttered at the sensation of your wet pussy dragging him in.

Your orgasm hits you like a freight train, building so fast you don't have long to comprehend it. Your tummy coils tight, skin burning like you had a temperature, the feeling of Eddie's fat cock head rubbing against your spongey spot relentlessly having you cry out loud.

You let your body go soft as you came, knowing it always felt better that way. Your release shoots out of you in uncontrollable spurts, drenching your folds, your inner thighs, slicking down so far that you feel it on the backs of your knees. You shudder through it, throwing your head back and trying in vain to catch your breath.

"Yeah, baby girl, that's it. Soak my cock, fuck." Eddie looks mesmerized as his wide, wet eyes drink in the mess you'd made of him, your release soaking his pubes down, dripping down his thighs and pooling underneath him, dampening the car seat.

You clench around him again, keening at the praise, body going lax as he wraps an arm around your back and fucks you harder, faster, thighs slapping against yours wetly, the sloppy sounds of your pussy milking his cock filling the air.

"Jesus Christ, shit," Eddie leans forward and latches onto the swell of your tit, biting down hard as he comes, hot and heavy into your cunt. You moan in unison, deliberately clamping your walls down to milk his cock dry. Eddie shudders against you, hips finally coming to a stop so that he can let out a panting breath against your skin.

It's a moment before he moves, skull clunking back against the headrest as he looks up at you all fucked out, his cock softening inside of you. You can't help but gasp as you take in the state you'd left his neck in, littered all over with aggressive bruises that would only darken by tomorrow.

"Sorry, Eddie. Those are gonna be hard to cover up." You're sheepish as your deft fingertips dance over the skin, soothing it. You try to care but you don't, impressed with how well you'd marked up one of your favourite parts of his body. Your pussy flutters, and Eddie doesn't miss it, hisses at the feeling against his spent cock.

"I have a feeling you don't mean that apology, sweetheart." Eddie grins, thumbs rubbing soothing circles into your hips, "Guess everyone's gonna know about your weird kink now, though."

He wiggles his brows and you shove him playfully, momentarily making a mental note to grab your polaroid once you got home to take pictures of your pretty artwork you'd left behind on his skin.

#like i said i could go on about this all day #so it's not really a blurb now lmaooooo #anyway #eddie munson #eddie munson fic #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x fem!reader #stranger things fic #stranger things imagine #my fanfic #mine #joseph quinn fic #joseph quinn x you #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn smut

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bootyful-seventeen · 4 months

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Oh gosh okay so I went back to marinating more on long haired Jihoon, but specifically long haired Jihoon getting pegged has me chewing on the bars of my enclosure to get out

Like just think of how pretty he'd look when he's on all fours and your fucking into him!! His chest blushed and heaving from how needy he is for you and the way your touch just feels so good and electric running along your skin! Your fingers then threading through his hair to pull his head up to see his thoroughly fucked out and flushed face in the mirror you placed in front of the bed. His eyes rolling back into his skull as cute little whimpers and cries slip from his lips when you brush your lips along his shoulder and licking up his neck before nibbling on his earlobe. Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh and even the louder moans he'd make if you gripped his cheeks in your hands and pounded him into the mattress, his back arching so nicely that you can't help but run a hand up his spine and wrap his long hair around your fist while he trembled underneath you whimpering about how he's gonna cum. Your eyes dropping down to watch his slick hole swallowing your strap on with ease from being played with for so long before getting bent over. Jihoon's whines getting louder from hand slipping between his thighs to jerk off his leaky cock until he's releasing spurts onto the sheets under him. Tears springing from his eyes as you fuck him at a harder and faster pace until he was left gasping for air, his thighs shaking from keeping his ass up when your strap slips out of his trembling hole and a relieved smile on his face as you cooed about how good he was for you, and how he looks so pretty all fucked out like this between kisses along his spine

#seventeen smut #woozi smut #jihoon smut #i'm sorry i'm back in my geto jihoon thoughts of him with some long hair. like long ass hair like him and this started cuz #i saw a post on ig from the alley saying that they'll have more jjk merch coming soon and i really wanna get the keychains #especially since my slutty little toji is included too like oh my god #but yeah i think i might be good enough to try writing again but bit by bit #mostly cuz the ways i've been coping with stress and anxiety hasn't been as effective but writing this has helped me calm down a bit #and get me focused on something else cuz i've had too many peer reviews that i think i should probably get assessed by a doctor soon #but yee ya girl sammy is making baby steps of a return rn since writing this didn't feel draining at all and it made me so happy!!!#this shit has me feeling like austin powers when he got his mojo back lmaooooo #m:jihoon

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cryptidjeepers · 1 year

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the gang wearing the infamous sexyugly shirt

#scooby doo #my art #sidenote i really liked the colour palette i did for their outfits lmaooooo #i had to move freds ascot

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spoonbenders · 2 years

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teru funny as hell he gets his ass beat by someone's mental illness n watches his friends book it away from his bald ass n then hes like "damn...... we r literally pathetic losers with no bitches huh" and then mob's posse of like 5 entire dudes who care about him roll up and ESCORT him away from that blonde mf. insane

#this is an arc thing thats really just fascinating to me but also LMAOOOOO #mp100 #how does it feel teru your ass has to go home to your fucking apartment meanwhile mob has like. Parents

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inkykeiji · 7 days

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Girl please stop writing alastor, if I cum again I'm gonna throw up 😭❤️ you're too good at writing himmmmm I think the way you characterise him is *exactly* the way I imagine him to be... he definitely makes you undress at night too, he sits there with a mug in his hand, watching you strip, he makes a fucked up ritual for everything. He probably bathes you himself while tending to your stitches cuz why would he ever let you do that? You won't do it right, not the way *he* does it....

OH OH OH and I've been meaning to ask you for the longest while: is the cut he gives reader during "make a mess of me" the one that tends to in the short piece where reader ripped open her stitches while wearing white?

I hope you feel better soon, and I hope this month's period is easier on you ❤️

AHAHAHA oh my gosh anon!!! ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞ you’re so sweet aaaah thank you so much, that is SUCH a huge compliment!!! i really love writing alastor and exploring him as a character, i find him super fascinating and rly fun to write!! <33

omggg you are absolutely right, he 100% turns your undressing + bedtime routine into some sort of sacrament he controls; after he’s brushed your teeth and washed your face and tended to your hair, he picks out your pjs, watches with that smug satisfaction as you pull off the outfit he assembled for you this morning and slip on the cute lil nightie he’s selected for tonight. there’s a certain type of pride glimmering in his eyes, barely dimmed by the steam curling up from his tea; something sharp and bright that flares with each of your obedient actions, something that glows with the potency of such powerful ownership. and then, when you are finally finished and ready to curl up in the fluffy lil bed that sits in the corner of his room right next to his writing desk, he allows you to kneel at his feet, chin resting on his thigh as slim fingers tenderly unfasten that precious collar, still weighted around your neck <3

oh, of course! tending to your wounds—his wounds—happens to be his favourite ritual; well, right behind gifting you those injuries, that is. he always forces you into the clawfoot tub, even if you don’t necessarily need a bath; always makes sure the water is just a hint too hot, so he can devour that adorable little wince the moment the water stings your skin; and always cleanses your body head-to-toe, paying special attention to the gashes and bites and scratches he’s etched into your flesh—new and old. he revels in the sweet little gasps he pulls from your throat when he presses a touch too hard, the precious little hisses spit from between clenched teeth when he grinds soap into a fresh cut, murmuring out in that syrupy tone, oh, does that hurt, sweetheart? <3

ah good question!!! it is not the same wound, no (though u could read/interpret it that way, if you want to!), in my mind they were two completely separate incidents hehe c: aw thank u so much! uGH i spent most of today in bed writhing in pain >.<

#my period is REALLY kicking my ass this month #like kicking me in the gut #knocked me on my back for real #lmaooooo but anyway!! thank u so much for this ask!!#i hope ur having a fab weekend bb <3 pls stay safe n drink water!!#inky.alastor #inky.bb #clari gets mail

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