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ckerouac · 10 months

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Responsible Me and Midnight Gremlin Me are two very different people who should not be allowed to do the grocery shopping for each other.

#why are there no chips in my house?#because responsible me was all ‘carrot sticks are nature’s chips!’#like an asshole

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mydemonsdrivealimo · 5 months

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for jensen fucked up thing ask: what is the most horrible thing he's ever told anyone that he wishes to take back?

And what is the most horrible thing he's ever said he wishes he could keep telling someone because they deserve it?

AH TY MADS i need an excuse to talk about one of my fav eras of jensen:✨emotionally unavailable asshole✨

so through med school jensen was honestly just a fucking dick. he wasnt horrible (mostly just pissed off old profs set in their ways, but hes versatile so trust they werent the only ones), but there was a very small handful of people who liked him (he really didnt make any friends if that says enough)

he wasnt willing to date long term through med school at all, but he had a decent amount who tried to change that. and let me tell you, he wasnt so nice about it. on multiple occasions he told people, to their faces, that he had no interest in them besides their bodies. it was fucked up, he knew it then, too, but he was just trying to get them away/detached from himself. he regrets it, especially bc he really hurt some of them

and i think for horrible things he said that he thinks were deserved was really anything towards ethan. hes calling him an ass, misogynistic, a coward, a diva, a spoiled brat, a piece of shit, entitled, fatphobic, etc etc etc and he is definitely of the opinion that it was all deserved

#tysm i love talking about jensen being a dick #and now in my hc one of his exes from that time ends up working at edenbrook and boy is it fun #he didnt say that to her but she literally introduced him to his parents #and within the same 24 hours he told her she was stupid for thinking hed ever want more with her #yk #like an asshole #jensen valentine #bryce lahela × jensen valentine #asks answers

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theshadowrealmitself · 2 years

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Okay anon hope you see this, this is some of my thoughts of my (100% headcanon) illegal Star Trek food fights (any genders that aren’t mentioned are either enby or genderfluid or I haven’t settled on one)

So mostly why it’s illegal is that they don’t want to bother with getting the proper papers for serving people food but also as a rebellion

The fights used to be legal and were decided by a panel of judges, but it quickly became apparent that at the very least they were xenophobic (only letting in human and contestants of specific species), but things truly came to a head with the bribing allegations

Contestants are judged by 1) presentation (huge part of it, they gotta be really flashy for the judges and audience, 2) appearance (food has to look appetizing or look correct for the type of dish they’re making), and of course 3) taste

The winner in the last legal competition was a human male who had won the title repeatedly but was not, by the audience’s standards, the most entertaining and his final dish did not quite look correct for what he made (color was off, the meat should not have looked gray), especially compared to his Orion competition, so this of course sparked outrage as people were pretty sure he paid off the judges

So the competitions have disbanded ….except they actually continued, but illegally

Now, the competitors are judged by majority vote from the audience, which makes it more fair, but a bit more intense, as they have to make enough samples for every person

The competitors are given a theme and a time limit (different each time) and must finish their dish in time, but they have to be huge show offs during, after they’re done, the samples are distributed to everyone, every chair has a vote button, and the numbers are counted anonymously and displayed on a board for everyone to see who’s leading

So now that it’s illegal, funds for it come from audience members who pay to attend, and part of that money goes to the final big prize at the end of the season, audience members can also buy merch from their favorite contestants, and those contestants can use the money however they want (usually to buy cooler equipment, thankfully since this is after scarcity, none of them need the credits to live)

The season battles starts off with a huge number of competitors that slowly get beat out, leading to a fantastic 5 person showdown, it has a competition every week, several of the competitors from different brackets are chosen, given their theme ahead of time, and come to battle it out, with only 3 being allowed to move on to the next competition

There is small battles that happen every few days, called “honor battles”, because there’s no actual prize for winning, you’re usually just earning back your street cred or showing that you’re a capable contestant so that you can hopefully join the next season (so anyone can join honor battles, but you usually see familiar names, and they’re good for getting people to buy your merch)

Honor battles are usually 1v1, and you aren’t allowed to know the theme beforehand, but the audience is usually much smaller so making enough samples is much easier

Currently, the 3 favorite contestants of the season are a Romulan (so far has made fantastic food, but the appearance of the food is unsettling to people (it’s Earth/Romulan fusion food) putting some people off on it), a Klingon (absolutely an amazing showman, so fun to watch cook, taste doesn’t beat the Romulan tho), and a Vulcan (makes food that looks and tastes great, but she’s so bad at making a show of it)

Also the human man from earlier is in the competition and is surviving, but barely, fueling the suspicions that he was cheating his way earlier

In the honor battles, the most anticipated one is between a different Romulan and a Human woman, the Romulan lost against her because of an equipment malfunction, so they’re battling again with the same theme (it’s the first time contestants have been allowed to know ahead of time their theme for an honor battle) to see how the fight would’ve actually turned out (unfortunately, whether the Romulan wins or not, the Human is still the one who’s in the season, but they should get their honor back)

There’s probably more that I have forgotten to add (any and all questions are absolutely welcome) but so far the relation this has to my Oc is that he loves attending and he’s recently shown them to his Klingon friend that is insisting they support the Klingon contestant specifically because he’s Klingon (Oc has no idea how to bring up that his favorite is actually the Romulan from the season)

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cinders-gh0st · 1 year

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someone pointed out nandors last wish and the idea of him wantonly using it to turn guillermo back into a human and I CAN'T EVEN!!!

#bc we all know guillermos a vampire now #and nandor is definitely going to get jealous that someone else turned him #like an asshole #and will probably selfishly take that away #making guillermo rightfully done with his ass #leaving him alone #and leading us into season 6 #wether it wakes the emotionally oblivious ass that is nandor up idk #but its all in good fun #yippee!!!#what we do in the shadows #guilermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #wwdits s5 theories #the djinn might come back :0 #wwdits

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skelekins · 9 months

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It’s grey outside when there’s a knock on your door. You ignore it because you treat the door like your phone, you don’t answer it.

When it happens again you tiptoe over and squint through the peep hole. Nothing.

You itch your ass and unlatch the locks before cracking open the door. Nothing but must and quiet.

You close the door before your neighbors, that you may or may not have, notice.

You regret opening the door.

#;; cause now u swear u got rats #smart rats #with little bony fingers which is weird but ok #also all your condiments keep dissapearing and reappearing because you dont fucking buy condiments #skelekins speaks #skelekins fics #i guess #alternatively the bony fingers arent so little #and u start feeling a looming presence #and a towering shadow that seems to vanish when u tirn around #like an asshole #at least your weird ‘ghost’ buys their own food when they realize your ass isnt #youve never slept better and never been so haunted by it

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sufficientlylargen · 2 years

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OP must have been writing this when they wrote this.

#probably tagged it afterwards #like an asshole

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upwardspirals · 2 years

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no way i just got here and theyve already got me fucked up why wont the header stay where i put

#do people still talk in tags #am i gonna sit here and have a tag for text posts for the muting benefit of my peers #like an Asshole #text

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eclipsenoir · 2 years

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@seramiamor

“Everyday feels like I’m running out of time until you’re gone with someone else to be miserable with, so excuse me as I act completely crazy and obsessive.”

“You say you feel like you're running out of time until I'm gone, but you're wrong about that because I'd never leave you. — (...) I'm sorry. I’m happy that you love me. I do love you, too.”

a self portrait in letters by anne sexton / house of hummingbird (2018) / june 20th’s good night / my first first love / “p.s. i still love you” jenny han / us and them (2018) / ??? / Lucy R. Lippard — I SEE / YOU MEAN / night in paradise (2020) / ???

#it comes with the moon.#[ i wanted to try those fancy schmancy sets #this makes sera look feisty but taeil is usually the one starting fights #like an asshole

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serious-goose · 2 years

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if i wear chucks to a ren fair am i going to get bullied

#asking for a friend #i only wear vans and chucks nowadays #like an asshole #i hate most shoes (sensory wise)

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sluggsy · 2 years

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osomatsu my cute girlboyfriend who follows me around work

#like an asshole #(oso voice) sweaty as balls out here huh crick #oso lets share water bottles n then lets cuddle at home though its way too sweaty later #mumbles

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wild-moss-art · 9 months

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This is why I read the reddit comments

#on like one of those am I the asshole update subs. I fucking love those #this one was swill tho comment op is right #art philosophy tag

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butchfalin · 6 months

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some things to remember:

if you see a popular post where two people are jokingly giving each other shit, it is both possible and extremely likely that these two people are friends messing around. if you approach a stranger with this overly familiar hostile energy, you are not being funny. you are just being rude.

remember that it is both extremely possible and highly likely that op will see everything you add to their posts, including tags. don't say things you would not say to their face.

a post urging people to not be rude to strangers is not a wink-nudge suggestion that people should actually be rude, nor is it a sign that op just needs to toughen up. asking people to be kind is not an outlandish request. if you find yourself offended or see it as an opportunity to show how funny you can be by being mean to someone you don't know, you're just an asshole.

it is much easier to say nothing than to go out of your way to be rude. blocking people is good and healthy. block whoever you want!

posts were more often than not made to express one's thoughts, feelings, experiences, etc. they are not intended to be directed at you, nor should they be taken personally

every account has a person behind it who can see and respond to your actions

if someone stating these things makes you angry, think about why that is

#every time i see a post that's like “don't be an asshole” a bunch of ppl crawl out of the woodworks to show their asses #you're not cute or funny. you just suck #yeehaw #1k #5k #10k

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noperopesaredope · 7 months

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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wiisagi-maiingan · 7 months

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You are allowed to exist alone in public btw. You're allowed to go to the movies alone and go out to eat alone and hang out in a park alone and go for a walk alone and whatever else. It isn't weird or creepy, it doesn't make you lonely or a loser or whatever. You are allowed to just exist as yourself.

#this was prompted by the trend of taking videos and photos of people who are alone in public #especially when they're in restaurants #like i'm sorry but maybe some of us just like our solitude #and we still deserve to exist in public without some asshole taking videos of us to post on tiktok

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whitexdove · 2 months

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@magicmonstersandmischief sent, "You're slurring." Giles informed with a curt lash of the tongue, tinged with distaste, "Speak clearly or not at all."

look -- he wasn't planning on the blow to the head. the fact that it seemed to go unnoticed by those around him would probably impressive if he weren't in so much pain right now.

however, no amount of pain can stop the instinctive "shut the fuck up."

#my answer was head trauma #and rufus was spicy #like an asshole #magicmonstersandmischief #& || it's physically impossible to have regrets if you're dead ( answered. )

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madscientistenthusiast · 2 months

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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace #its like enrichment for manipulative girls #also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog #she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold #i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane #azula #azula atla #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #firelord zuko #DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM #also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane

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