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sapphicjoy · 1 month

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What percentage of lesbians are bisexual

Hold on. Give me some time to do the math. I'll get back to you when I have the answer.

#asks #ask #lesbian #bisexual #math is hard #lmao #JK it's zero

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goodmorrowing · 2 years

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oh the great internal battle. kiss the baby goodbye and risk waking her up or don't and leave on time. what a choice.

Which one is she gonna choose

depends on how many warnings she's racked up from being late already

#detective au #jk it's zero #david is a benevolent boss who can allow fifteen minutes of cuddle time

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cynautica · 1 month

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a silly workaholic shrimp and his even sillier primate companion

half.alive - creature

#these two are my mental illness #subnautica #sbz #subnautica below zero #al an x robin #robin ayou #al an #it’s always morally appropriate to appropriate Christian songs #I’m jk I’m genuinely a fan of half.alive’s stuff

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gunsatthaphan · 3 months

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"actually I prepared something too."

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kolbasos · 4 months

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i wish borderlands fandom was alive...

#jk its more fun to draw random trash and get zero disaprooval #except random haters lol #uk what i mean #im glad that some people r still alive here and do stuff

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sappho-official · 10 months

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just started vlr, really enjoying the cast!!!

#(im like 15 hours in jk i just thought this would make for a funny caption)#vlr #virtue's last reward #virtues last reward #zero escape

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your-dead-european-ancestor · 1 year

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I love how when you're in small fandoms you follow literally anybody who even mentions something related to said fandom

like,,, it doesn't matter that they're probably 10 or only made posts about characters you hate or has long since moved on from the fandom

idk idk I just find it hilarious how I see the exact 5 people in every notes whenever I check out the tag for the show, movie, book, etc

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x49z · 5 months

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I am having too much fun making these I might just quit art

#jk I won't im just unmotivated #youd think with all the effort i put into these i could channel it into art #lol no #mk1 #mortal kombat #bi han #kuai liang #tomas vrbada #mk sub zero #mk scorpion #mk smoke #mk reptile #shitpost

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emi-g · 5 months

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In 2024...we finish the fic.

#verde visión #thirteen chapters #one epilogue #zero doubt #lolol jk so much doubt

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theflikchic · 2 months

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JKR really wrote "I am not transphobic! I don't fear trans people! I'm just absolutely terrified that every trans woman I see is a secretly an abusive man waiting to rape me at every turn!" Girl, I- I just- How did this woman ever manage to write a good, narratively coherent series when she can't even keep her damn tweets straight? Like, hot dog, was HP divine intervention because there ain't no way she had that skill and it just vanished like that. This is ludicrous.

#and yes i do think HP is a well-written series #speaking as someone studying old literature and English #they're objectively good #she just you know #sucks ass and has zero self awareness #how did we come to this #girl please go back to being obsessed with wizards #im begging #harry potter #jk rowling #tw jk rowling #tw transphobia #tw r@pe #this bitch #ruining a perfectly good fantasy series is what you did

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iheartmoons · 11 months

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ummmm life is so sad when ur emotionally and socially and physically drained

#social battery is at zero #please no one text me xxx #jk #text me #ill just be dry #warning right now #currently crying as well #its also very hot rn #a hard knock life

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skrunksthatwunk · 4 months

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#banana fish #yut lung lee #lee yut lung #im not going to explain myself. jk um yll's two looks are women's clothing and dysphoria sweaters #or at least like 80% of them #and when characters mistake yll for/compare yll to a woman there's zero pushback or correction #and yll talks about being girly on the inside too and just. idk ok #like no i dont want to compare yll to western gender standards but yll wears chinese women's clothing/hairstyles #it's not just different cultural standards it's intentionally wearing fem clothes from that culture #look maybe estrogen would give her something to live for idk #like all hcs i think there's a bunch of other ways to view yll's gender that are good but idk i like this one 👍#also to be so real i just hit characters i like with the transgenderfication beam a lot so #i think i saw a gimmick blog doing this question but uh. i dont feel like finding it and submitting sorry #hope its ok if me and the other like 40 bf fans on here have this one #thats so crazy i just noticed the color palette i chose.... more like blue lung lee am i right

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pienhime · 10 months

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kaqura · 1 year

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he's such a weirdo omg

#what ZERO pussy does to a mf #jk i love u #inuyasha #naraku #screencaps #ep33 #retro anime #anime #*

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palfriendpatine66 · 3 months

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Thirsty Thursday (?)

Aka your pal has no self restraint. Here’s the intro to the wiggles au - we should really call it something else - for now let’s go with Infinite Happiness

When I meet somebody new I say: How do you do? How do you do? How do you do? When I meet somebody new I say: how do you do? My name is Ben! It’s nice to meet you!

“You lost or trying to make your escape while you still have the chance,” a soft voice drawled from the dark.

Anakin jolted to a stop, arrested by the intriguing sound. He was lost, although suddenly a lot less concerned with that fact. He hadn’t been paying attention to where he was going, watching the final laps of the race he’d much rather be attending on his phone as he made his way to the bathroom before he was subjected to an agonizing two hours of nonstop Infinite Happiness - Live in Concert, his preschool twins most favorite singing group in the whole world. He’d just had to go and buy the concert tickets when Padmé said she hadn’t been able to get a hold of any herself, only thinking of the dual win of being the hero in their eyes and one upping their mother while he was at it, not stopping to consider the astronomical loss that having to sit through the concert would be.

Anakin caught sight of the shadowy figure who’d spoken from where they were tucked into a dark corner. Shining gray blue eyes captured his attention and threw all sense out the window and he said the first thing that came to mind. “I'd rather take a power drill to the temple than have to listen to The Happy Song one more time.”

A look of pure incredulity passed over the stranger’s face. They threw their head back with a laugh that drew Anakin in and had him smiling right along with him.

“Cheers to that mate,” the man said. He raised a flask in Anakin’s direction with a nod and then tipped it to his lips with several long gulps that drew Anakin’s eyes to the bob of his throat. “Only way to get through it.”

He held the flask out to Anakin with a questioning tilt of his head, and Anakin found himself step forward despite himself. “What the hell,” he muttered under his breath and brought it up to his lips without breaking eye contact. His eyes teared up as it burned its way down his throat, warmth blooming and spreading through his chest. A thought stuck in his mind as he handed it back - received with a cocky smirk and tossed back far more gracefully - was that those delectable lips were wrapped around where his had just been.

“What’s your name, gorgeous?”

Gorgeous. “Anakin.”

“Pretty name for a pretty boy.”

Anakin’s cheeks were on fire - and when had it gotten so hot in here? - when he was offered the flask again and drank far more deeply than was wise to hide his face and save himself from having to come up with a response.

What the fuck was happening here? He was a father. He didn’t day drink, for one thing, and not with strangers, for another. Certainly not at children’s concerts. And he hadn’t flirted with anyone since the divorce, let alone ridiculously attractive men wearing eyeliner in dark hallways who looked about ready to eat him alive.

His only excuse for what happened next was he was taken completely and totally by surprise.

Strong, thick fingers wove through his hair and together with the hand that sprawled across his lower back, tugged him forward to waiting lips. They met his own, strong and sure, and parted so that a searching tongue could dart out to lick across his own trembling lower lip, requesting access.

With a gasp Anakin responded enthusiastically, not just granting entry but sucking on the questing tongue that slipped into his mouth like he was starving and intended to swallow him whole. Moaning messily into the increasingly wet kiss, if the sloppy movements could even be called that; they’d already turned into something more, something obscene.

Obscene, Anakin repeated inwardly as his fists twisted into a leather jacket and tight black pants, demanding more and growling with approval when the man’s slighter frame pressed up against his own. Hips that just begged to be grabbed, Anakin only too happy to oblige, ground filthily against his thigh and left little up to the imagination.

#zero self control #the wips are out of hand #the wiggles au #infinite happiness #obikin wips #wip Wednesday #jk thirsty Thursday or something like that #these boys are just unapologetically dtf #current location be damned #my wips #sorry not sorry

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acting-pterygii · 2 months

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die as many times as you want, but you’ll always come back again and again and again… lady fortune.

#rosalind lang #foul lady fortune #flf #i NEED to finish it soon so i can start last violent call #i’ve only read like the first six chapters sadly #but im currently in my academic weapon era #school :( (jk i love school)#there is absolutely zero thought or symbolism behind this #i just wanted to draw pretty lady with funky colors #not delighted with the results tbh but she’s still very cool #perspective /neg

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