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akanemnon · 1 year

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Intermission

If I gathered anything from my last post it's that a lot of you guys like Kris with braces and others wondering about the bite mark on their phone case. This one's for you both.

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#deltarune #deltarune fanart #deltarune comic #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #asriel #asriel dreemurr #comic #they're just claiming it as their own #completely normal human behavior #trust me #I'm a professional #jk I have no idea what I'm doing #my art

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leafaske · 8 months

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My most recent card illustration, Free-Flying Feathermane, is also set to be released in Hearthstone Battlegrounds 27.2! I don't think I've ever snatched a prompt so quickly. 😊

#hearthstone #hearthstone battlegrounds #world of warcraft #blizzard entertainment #cloud strider #free-flying feathermane #my art #illustration #digital painting #artists on tumblr #leafaske #fantasy creature #hippogryph #kinda #painting #gamedev #game art #i'm a professional #just look at all my tags

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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RITZ, EDINBURGH, PLANT, RED, BLACK, DEMON, HELL, STARS, CONSTELLATIONS, ESPRESSO.

(haha *sobs in corner with you because I needed someone to cry with*)

YES CRY WITH ME MY ANON MAGGOT CRY. EVERYTHING IS ABOUT CROWLEY. EVERYTHING EVER. On that note, I furthered my Crowley-themed bullet journaling in a vague attempt to be productive at shit-posting:

Look maggots I'm a productive shitposter (nevermind that I haven't done any of the tasks I was supposed to do today yet I WAS READING GOOD OMENS FANFICTION LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT NEED YOUR HYPOCRITICAL JUDGEMENT, MAGGOTS OF MINE)

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fabcreature · 10 months

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so i saw käärijä at work today

#käärijä #kaarija #YES i was at WORK i work HARD for the money #i'm a Professional #eg posts

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taylachan · 6 months

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Yes to TLT being animated like Castlevania, but in particular adapted by the people who wrote the one scene where everyone in Dracula's castle is debating whether or not Vampires can travel over running water.

ShdhshGsgsvs you are so right.

I still didn't watch Nocturne but nobody can convince me that a TLT Castlevania like adaption would be a bad idea.

They animated Alucard getting pegged by twins.

I believe they can animate whatever TLT throws at them.

#i've been thinking about this for months #The TLT characters in the Castlevania style would work so damn well #Tordotcom hear me out #i'm a professional #this could be the next big thing #tlt #tayla talks

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malbecmusings · 4 months

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Not today big boy - ©adrianamarine

#i'm a professional #do not attempt #lol #copy that #shark #nature

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kyoupann · 24 days

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Every month, when I go to pay my therapist, when I'm about to send her the receipt the phone give me suggestions to who I can send it to and every time it suggests that I send it to you via tumblr ask ?????

It's a sign to fire your therapist and hire me instead; I'm toootally a licensed professional (: you can trust me with your mental health (: I have 9 months of experience in healthiling minds (:

#rain #bringingtherain #ask #i'm a professional #trust me #i've been in therapy for 9 months for something I knew would send me to therapy the whole time👍#please i can be trusted hehehehe 👹

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dull-c · 7 months

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someone i am in contact with through work has two (grown) sons named johnny and daniel and yes those are super common names but good god it is the greatest battle of my life trying to be normal about it

#irl #i'm a professional

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goatmilksoda · 3 months

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Love stretching my work's dress code as far as it will humanly go.

There's no rule against wearing a foot-tall crocheted horned creature hat YET

Will it be distracting? 100%

Will it scare some children? Yeah probably.

Will it scare some adults? Yes Absolutely.

Is it going to slay absolute cunt during my entire shift? Also 100% Yes.

#goat talk #when I started they told me to 'bring the joy' so you KNOW I will.#I'm a professional #Professional CLOWN that is #If I must answer emails I will do so while looking absolutely fire

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frostbite-yinny · 1 year

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May I adopt the Togedemaru? Major Pain, my Sudowoodo is in...dire needs of a friend who won't be bothered by his Rock-Typing. I can assure you, the Pokemon will be well taken care of, you have my word as the Champion. - @champofjohto

Well, you can't get a background cleaner than one that belongs to a champion XD

I must warn you, even if I said that it's a togedemaru, it's either a master escape artist/master break in an artist or a zorua/ditto

If that's no problem, which pokeball do you want it to have? Since it keeps disappearing and reappearing, we never had a chance to ID it with a Pokeball. I can also register the nickname you want to give it before sending it to you

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cartoonsbyandie · 1 year

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Fun fact literally every time I draw a cigarette I have to google whether it’s the white end or the orange end that goes in your mouth

#I Never remember #Very first time I drew a smoking character I drew it backwards and I never got better at it #For future reference for myself: ORANGE END #I also pretty frequently have to hold my hand in the same position as a hand I'm drawing to make sure I put the thumb on right #I'm a professional #not art

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chordsykat · 1 year

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By the by, I wanted to share my favorite Dethkomic story beat as it exists before being fleshed out right now...

But it's kinda spoilery, so enter at your own risk.

This is poetry.

#poetry #i'm a professional

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jacqcrisis · 10 days

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CHARON CONFIRMED SHOPKEEPER IN HADES 2 BUT ALSO

Hermes is missing?

AND CHARON NEEDS COMFORTED OVER IT???

im already out of my mind about it

#hades game #hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #Charon hades #charmes #melinoe #AAAHHHHHH #I'm screaming and crying (internally)#I can wait for early access oh MY GOD #I'm breaking out the conspiracy board now #yay theyre still professional associates #also the game looks good cant forget that

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bakeshopmishaps · 1 year

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This wasn't supposed to happen...

#baking #baking at home #i'm a professional #i swear #that wasn't supposed to happen #it's pretty tho

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avkamfher · 1 year

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I feel like working in IT really wears you down on the “professional email” front and “proper pings” skill set. At first I was super prim and proper. I’ve notice that my mails are direct to the point and are like a full sentence long. And if I know the person I’m mailing, I’m 90% temped to say “Afternoon Gaylord” FULL KNOWING my mails get scanned.

I’d swear in my mails if I could get away with it.

#i'm a professional #IT stuff #Half the people I work with are soulless husks.

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year

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The Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) is planning on changing their regulations for telehealth prescriptions of controlled substances. However, they have opened comments up for people to voice their opinions. You can submit a formal anonymous comment HERE. The comment period ends on March 31st, 2023.

This is an important issue for those who are prescribed controlled substances (e.g., testosterone or ADHD medication) through telehealth, which means it can and will impact trans people on testosterone and a ton of others if this goes through.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #this will affect other people like those with ADHD who are prescribed medication which is also a controlled substance #it astounds me that professionals aren't trusted by the DEA to be able to do their jobs #you all already know i hate the DEA so i'm biased personally #you can also browse comments left by many people #i've been perusing some comments and they are *not* happy ones. i guess i'm glad i'm not the only disgruntled USian #again - mfw the dea isn't a plotpoint of brba and it actually affects my life negatively 😔🤕🤬

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