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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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sadly I am not a baby flying type and therefore would rather not eat food out of someone else's mouth :(

-hungry anon

10/10 sentence to read, especially because I have no context <3 <3 <3

For you, I will put out a clean bowl chopped berries next to a bow of fresh water and silently sit on the other side of the glass door and watch you eat with a smile on my face 💕

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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Get cared for, eediot /affectionate

I am making you Sidon's godparent 🙏🙏🙏

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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HERE

*Delivery: 2 smoothie bowls*

Consume pink without the hospital trip after, PLEASE. 💀

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU MAYA

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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Badly processed barbaros cherries <3

The first thing I did when I came to home was to make myself a (very expensive) 'superfood' dubbed tea <3 <3 <3

...which I learned that I am deathly allergic to one of the ingredients.

The actually bad part is I kept drinking after it started to make my throat close up because it's pink and delicious as fuck

#(thats not what happened to me in real life btw it was a different drink XD)#(I still drinked the whole cup before realising i ahould prbably worry about my numbing tongue <3)#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #irl pkmn #pokémon irl #pokemon #real pokemon #pokemon in real life

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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...MA'AM. PLEASE???

I KNOW IM DEATHLY ALLERGIC BUT LISTEN IT WAS LIKE HOT PINK LIKE THE MOST VIBRANT PINK I HAVE EVER SEEN IT WAS LIKE I WAS DRINKING A MELTED BARBIE DOLL

IT WAS SO GOOD

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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The first thing I did when I came to home was to make myself a (very expensive) 'superfood' dubbed tea <3 <3 <3

...which I learned that I am deathly allergic to one of the ingredients.

The actually bad part is I kept drinking after it started to make my throat close up because it's pink and delicious as fuck

#(this actually hppened ro me yesterday <3 <3)#(spent the day at the hospital 🥲)#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #irl pkmn #pokémon irl #pokemon #real pokemon #pokemon in real life

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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He is my favorite little ginger <3 <3 <3 <3 but he can identify as a red-head too <3 <3 <3

But redheads and gingers are the same? They’re both people with red hair?

Nonononononono. No. One has more blondie in it and the other is pure red <3 you bully them differently <3 <3 <3

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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But redheads and gingers are the same? They’re both people with red hair?

Nonononononono. No. One has more blondie in it and the other is pure red <3 you bully them differently <3 <3 <3

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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Yinny you completely forgot about the haunter line. My gengar has nearly tried to straight up pocket souls thinking I wouldn't notice

Well forgive me for having the most well behaved good boyest of good boy sweet baby gengar that only eats berries if they are cut in cute shapes that makes me forget most gengars are blood thirsty soul snatchers

It's fine though, my Froslass makes sure to feed him a healthy amount of souls <3 <3 <3

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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hey uh, just checking in. Been busy preparing a building for festivities but wanted to know how you were holding up.

and Monarch also wants to know how the little Snorunts and Honedge are doing (he. hasn't stopped asking me-)

( -@aegislash-logs It's been a while. )

Hey! Man, it really has been right XD eh, im holding up. Finally going home and I decided to commit arson if my boss doesn't give me a raise <3

How is the festivities going? I heard so much about it but haven't got a chance to visit it :,)

The babies are doing great! And are no longer babies. They took after their mother. The last time I called Rudy the house was a war zone without a Froslass to keep them in check. I adore them, I really do, but I think they are about ready to get adopted or my house won't survive all three of them along with my Froslass <3 <3 <3 Would you like any of them?

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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NOOOOOOOO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DON'T GO NEAR THE CRAZY BITCH FROSSLASS

Whaaaa~ noooo, there is NO German boy here! I never saw anyone around and- oh? Where is my Froslass? Oj, she is just eating some guys so-SOUTE! SOME GUY COOKED FOR ME AND I GAVE IT TO MY FROSLASS

Yeah ^^

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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All right then! I think I can find a metallic cologne for MAKE THE HEAVEN CRY WITH BLOOD? Sure, it won't be an exact match but it would be a close one ^^

we don't adopt enough pokémon?? WE DON'T ADOPT ENOUGH POKÉMON???

GIVE ME THE FAIRY TYPES AND EVERY POKÉMON WHO COULD SET FIRE TO THE ENTIRE CRATER IN PALDEA, I WANT A LIST AND I WANT MY PAPERWORK.

~@makeup-anon (I'm making a mistake but a mistake I am practically completely ready for. I want more pokémon I'm GETTING THEM)

You fucking asked for this babe HERE FAIRY TYPES

Cobblestone the togetic

Half-moon the mimikyu

Socks the flabebe

Rubbish the gardevoir

Shoes the Mr. Mime

Fringe the ralts

Cereal murderer the milcery (NOT a typo)

Gut punch the primarina

FUCKER KIDNEY PUNCHED ME the klefki

Fake ass baston the morelull

Con artist the comfey

Femme fatale the morgrem

Detective noir addict the whimsicott

Neon sign the tinkatuff

Martini the spritzee

MAKE THE HEAVEN CRY RED WITH BLOOD the cutiefly

AND

A nameless togepi <3 <3 <3

#blood tw

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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Hello i am a man wanting to have my sowl stolem

Come closer

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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what if you are trans in the "a froslass would kill on sight" direction

are there any other ways to get yummy souls

I was gonna say 'Try to brine her with souls!' approach but... Well, I don't think you will have a easy time getting any.

Hmm, okey, let me ask you a question; how opposed are you to letting a dusknoir eat someone then wrestle the soul out of it's mouth?

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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Do redheads and gingers have a symbiotic relationship?

One eats souls and one doesn't have a soul, so..?

When a redhead and a ginger kiss the explodes and Arceus curses their whole family lines.

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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we don't adopt enough pokémon?? WE DON'T ADOPT ENOUGH POKÉMON???

GIVE ME THE FAIRY TYPES AND EVERY POKÉMON WHO COULD SET FIRE TO THE ENTIRE CRATER IN PALDEA, I WANT A LIST AND I WANT MY PAPERWORK.

~@makeup-anon (I'm making a mistake but a mistake I am practically completely ready for. I want more pokémon I'm GETTING THEM)

You fucking asked for this babe HERE FAIRY TYPES

Cobblestone the togetic

Half-moon the mimikyu

Socks the flabebe

Rubbish the gardevoir

Shoes the Mr. Mime

Fringe the ralts

Cereal murderer the milcery (NOT a typo)

Gut punch the primarina

FUCKER KIDNEY PUNCHED ME the klefki

Fake ass baston the morelull

Con artist the comfey

Femme fatale the morgrem

Detective noir addict the whimsicott

Neon sign the tinkatuff

Martini the spritzee

MAKE THE HEAVEN CRY RED WITH BLOOD the cutiefly

AND

A nameless togepi <3 <3 <3

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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How do you get souls to eat

Asking for a hungry friend

Alright then! Here is a step by step list;

1- Be a woman to befriend a Froslass

2- Let her go crazy in a mostly-man public area

3- Froslass' hoard, so, she will freeze most of them and only way around 3-4

4- Defrost the souls, and serve! They go well with blood sausage and pudding ^^

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