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sunhatllama · 7 months
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HELLO!! FELLOW RESIDENT EVIL HYPERFIXATION HAVER!!!!!!! May you please by perchance spare me some of your favourite Chreon headcannons??? (Said in the same tone as a little orphan boy begging for food)
I could most certainly give some of my headcanons!! Some will be relationship stuff, others will be individual stuff because I can. Going to mention NSFW things.
1. Chris runs hot, Leon runs cold. You can't tell me Chris wouldn't be a furnace that Leon cuddles with hehe.
2. I firmly believe they would get together in the canon timeline after vendetta and before death island
3. Leon's a bottom most of the time, but occasionally Chris bottoms.
4. On that note, Leon has a small penis (not even a headcanon because it really is canon)
5. I think that Leon has autism and that Chris has ADHD. Haha just like meeeeee
6. They both like alternative rock. I don't make the rules. Actually I do but that's besides the point.
7. They first met way before canon implies they did. Probably met in person sometime between 2005-7. Before infinite darkness.
8. They both get nightmares and they each cuddle the other until they calm down. Before they got together, Leon would use alcohol to go back to sleep, but with Chris he's able to avoid drinking (at least when they are both home). He slowly gets better in that front the longer they are together.
9. Leon really likes breakfast foods. Can and will eat it for every meal possible. Chris really likes Tex-mex (in addition to American staples like hotdogs, brats, burgers, and steaks). I like tacos. What can I say.
10. They both fall for each other pretty early on, practically after their first meeting, but are convinced that the other is straight so they don't do anything about their feelings for YEARS; this leads to their feelings turning into love before they even know it and once they confess, it's like two puzzle pieces finally clicking together
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cluescorner · 7 days
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I cannot imagine being a Damian stan right now. You've got both Zdarsky's bullshit (where he clearly doesn't give a shit about your boy) and The Boy Wonder (where Juni Ba clearly gives so many shits about your boy) coming out on the same day. The whiplash must be insane. I hope y'all get some nice warm soup for your efforts jfc
#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian al ghul wayne#batman#batfamily#for all of the issues that come with having Steph as your fave having too much wild shit happening at once is never one of them#btw I quite like The Boy Wonder Issue 1. wow shocker an artist and writer who I have liked everything they've ever done#has once again written something that I am enjoying with art that makes me want to be part of its world.#it's almost like Juni Ba is really freaking talented or something#like I have some problems with it but it seems like many of those are part of the point. Damian is learning that his siblings are more#three-dimensional than he realized and that is part of this 'coming of age' story merged with fairytale#so I can't be mad at the oversimplistic defining of Dick and Jason and Tim until the conclusion of the series. that might be the point.#I hope that the series will address Steph as a Robin but if not then frankly it's not an issue unique to this series.#I'll be annoyed and disappointed but ultimately roll with it like I am with Babsgirl being here. There's too much good stuff here to get#hung up on shit that seems to be almost an editorial mandate at this point. at least that's where I'm at.#I am also very sorry that Chip Zdarsky is massacring your boy. he has 'X (Tim for him) is the best Robin so everyone else must suck' diseas#where a writer really likes one specific Robin and in trying to uplift them demeans all of the other Robins. instead of like...just writing#for that one character only or alternatively not demeaning the other characters in order to make his blorbo look good#it's wild because I actually think his writing for Tim is pretty solid. but he's not writing a Tim series. he's writing a Batman series.#and if you are going to write a Batman series and include other Batfamily members you need to actually write them well.#instead of assigning them like 2 personality traits while Tim gets to be a whole character#I accept that behavior in fanfic where I have lesser standards because it's fucking free. not a comic run that wants me to pay#tens of dollars in order to understand what the fuck is going on. he's been going for a while now it's gotta be a lot of money.#I can buy Steelworks with that money. I can see John Henry and Natasha Irons in a trade. Fuck you Chip.#it's why it takes such a special person to write a good ensemble story/a good Batfamily story. you have to be good at writing a LOT#of different characters. which I don't think most people are. I sure as hell am not. I can write maybe 3 at a time confidently well.#and you also have to give all of them at least SOME love or else people will be upset that you aren't focusing on their fave#and also the writing as a whole will suffer. Chip Zdarsky is a pretty good Tim writer. I'd maybe read a Tim solo written by him.#I would not read a story focusing on multiple characters that I like written by Chip Zdarsky. because every character who isn't Tim#is at least a bit weak/inconsistent/out of character INCLUDING FUCKING BATMAN. THE NO. 1 GUY MOST ARE HERE FOR
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madou-dilou · 26 days
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"Gods -Sarai, get up. Just -what am I going to tell them ?"
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I've been thinking again--
We know how Crowley's understanding of realising one has been in love is the whole 'shielding from rain' scenario and that it's heavily implied how that might also be the kind of scenario in which he realised he was in love with Aziraphale.
Now, I raise you:
Aziraphale thinking that's not how it works and instead suggesting a Jane Austen Pride and Prejudice sort of scenario. Dancing.
Which makes me think.
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Ronance scenario in which Steve gives Nancy the shovel talk. Not because "she broke his heart" or whatever, it's just standard procedure. He did it with Vickie before her too.
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Saint Germain, shocked: You have a fake ID? With a fake name and everything?
Isaac: I don't have to explain myself-
Leonardo, sitting against a bookshelf on the floor: He used it to get a second library card so he can take out twice as many books at once.
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stuff-diary · 2 months
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I'll Give You The Sun changed my life in ways I can't even begin to describe, so imagine how excited I am about Jandy Nelson's new book. Her first in 10 years! It has been such a long wait, but I'm certain it will be worth it.
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missusruin · 1 year
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Sorry for all the text posts lately but I wanted to say thank you to the anon(s) that gave the super super generous tips a few days ago! Yall are single-handedly funding my pc upgrade OTL I'm so excited to actually have a computer that can run animation/video editing/streaming programs without freezing ;;;;;;
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clownwix · 2 years
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can I have 3a billy in 'waves' ♥️✨
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Mr. Smurf 😜 thank you @kostaskostaskostas
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gw3nllian · 10 months
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THIRTEEN IS BACK!!!! LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN!!! GLORY BE!!!
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edoro · 1 year
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someone should pay me to give really bad advice online. i love giving advice and i’m also very strange, poorly socialized, and have had a lot of extremely non-typical life experiences that i am of course deeply convinced are Completely Normal. i’d be a shoo-in, i’d generate so many outrage clicks.
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keeps-ache · 1 year
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i loath microsoft with every teeny tiny of my being, that of which may or may not be visible to the naked eye, and i hope whoever made it this sick and twisted circle of getting Nothing done gets put in a labyrinth that is only a circle overlapping circles that tricks the mind into thinking the exit could appear at any moment
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crepusculesque · 10 months
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Tag nine (9) people you’d like to know better
tagged by @wifegideonnav! 
last song: Famous Last Words by MCR. I’ve been on a kick for the last week-ish
currently watching: Not a whole lot, but I started watching the new season of Black Mirror with one of my friends.
currently reading: Just finished Childhood’s End by Arthur C. Clarke and picked up The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco, but I’m not very far in yet. 
current obsession: Aside from tlt (which is an obsession I’m now convinced will never really go away), I’ve been getting wayyy into the lore of Destiny (the game series). So if you’ve seen me reblogging vaguely suggestive art containing alien bug goddesses, that’s that.
I’ve done this once or twice before but I always like getting tagged in these things :)
Again no pressure to do this but passing it along to some people I don’t think I’ve tagged before: @androgynousladyjellyfish @soupseason @bimbomcgee @shutup-rachel @officialbogwitch @na102 @fire-swift @mercymornsimpathizer @yaboywillyshakes
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savage-rhi · 3 months
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✨️Magenta🔥
#looking at the mental health and therapy positions open in my area#therapists are leaving left and right that a clinic i used to work at that treated me like utter shit is almost offering 140k in salary#to keep folks retained#i remember just a few years ago the max a therapist made there was 75k#seeing other places too where its like 67 to 85 an hr with sign on bonuses upward to 5k#its not a good sign professionals are leaving in droves#but damn it do i wish i had my license already so i could hop on and not live in poverty for a hot minute#im not fooling myself based on how inflation and the economy is running if you make over 100k its gonna be like making less than 45k#cause we getting gutted#but still god damn it#i got 2 and a half more years to go#fuck if i made that much right now i could get out of debt and spend a good chunk on people that need it#cause i don't need much else to keep my ass happy#this is the little flag that gives me hope#I'll be able to make a living doing something i love and helping people and getting my damn fucking bread#if i could make a living full time writing tho that would be fucking amazing#same thing with my voice over stuff too#god theres so much i aspire to do i got the ambition for it alright#but i got the disability that makes me take ten steps back and i live in a capitalistic hellscape that wants me tired and exhausted to where#i can't accomplish anything else but keeping the machine going#i feel like my writing sucks lately thats probably just burnout but god damn#this got bleak#k magenta can go fuck itself lets reword this jay#you're gonna get your license you're gonna have SOME FUCKING STABILITY you're gonna help people you're gonna be content and#you're gonna get your mother fucking bread that you've been promised#magenta mother fuckers magenta
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smol-tired-binch-blog · 11 months
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Hello may I interest you all in literally the roughest comic sketch I have ever made in my life
Yuko has very thoroughly burrowed herself into my brain so I wanted to quickly sketch my idea for her and Kiryu meeting after TEN YEARS IN THE-
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stormxpadme · 1 year
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Thank you so very much dear @scottxlogan for the tag <3. You make me feel very included right now, and I don't take that for granted.
Rules: pick any ten of your fics, scroll to the midpoint, pick a line (or three) and share it. Then tag ten people.
I’m tagging @effervescentdragon, @inwiste, @sneakymystique, @arofili, @admirablemonster, @tod-von-mii, @kintatsujo, @estelanel, @sianascera and @nikosheba and anyone else who wants to do this :)
I notoriously wrote for like a dozen fandoms in my life but I decided to take all these from my current main fandom this time, meaning this is a combination of several Weathered series parts and chapters from the oneshot collections (which are all independent oneshots). And here we goooo:
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Resting his jaw on his forearms, he let a friendly tone smoothly replace the sharpness in his voice. "I gave you back your clear sight for the first time since you were a teenager. What has humanity ever done for you?"
Scott had nothing more than a mirthless laugh for the weak attempt at a peaceful compromise. "Wrong, old man. I helped myself when I mutated. And even in the days when I didn't have glasses to control my gift, I was never as blind as you." I helped myself
Charles still hadn't told him.
For a moment Erik considered making Charles' famous prized pupil realize how much his beloved mentor was really hiding from him, how thick the walls around certain memories in Scott's mind were that Charles had once built under the pretense of concern and protection. He let it be. That boy, thanks to those strong but simply uncontrollable powers, was not important enough in the big picture to meddle with certain things. And Essex was one of these ghosts from the past who, for the good of the mutant world, better stayed buried there, too.
- Weathered I: FROST (#5)
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She raised her hand sharply before Charles could even attempt to explain the necessity of this mission. "You will have your reasons. You probably have no choice anyway, although I find it admirably optimistic that you think you really can still save this girl. But that’s your choice. I promised I'd do it, so I'll give my best. Just show me my room and give me computer access in case we get in trouble here."
"Of course." Scott couldn't keep a little sarcasm out of his voice at that last demand. "As long as you live here, this house is yours too, but keep your hands off things that are none of your business, Frost."
"Scott, please." After last night, Katja didn't want to get into another disagreement with her partner, and kept to a quiet reminder to let the past rest for once, at least today.
But someone like Emma didn't need backup anyway. "Just for the record, Summers ..." She tugged her sunglasses down with a fingertip to present her reddened eyes to her conversation partner. "I put a horse maid in my office for you - no offense, Cat -, I’ve had my shoulder impaled for the girl which will never function the way it used to, I betrayed Magneto, and provoked Mystique to brand my school in Washington as a terrorist training camp. I just gave up my mansion, and my children have to spend the night in your musty basement. And you still distrust me more than a flying corpse who just torched New York? Shall we discuss whether you're paranoid now?"
- Weathered I: FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE (#10)
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"We need a place where we are safe," Pyro agreed with a satisfied nod. "That's why you're all here, so we can conquer what's rightfully ours and are no longer be defenseless against the hatred of humanity." His voice growing louder with each word, he came to stand at the very edge of the stage, arms raised high, seemingly looking the hundreds of their followers all in the eye at once, with a determination in his gaze that almost bordered on desperation.
And the people reacted, as they always did during his speeches. One by one, the other mutants also raised their weapons or their bare hands, let energy, water, electricity play around their fists or expressed their final agreement with a loud battle cry.
"Tonight is ours!" Pyro shouted, anticipation, ecstasy in his deep, raspy voice, a gleam in his eyes that far exceeded the brilliance of his fire. It was one of those rare moments that Mystique was proud of him. "When the sun rises, New York is ours. We will no longer hide. We will have our own Kingdom, where no one is outcast, no one is unaccepted. From all over the planet, they will come to us, and humanity will choke on envy about what we will make of our little world. For this, brothers and sisters, fight! This is what we are bleeding for tonight! Tonight is ours!" His final, enthusiastic shout echoed in the hall, accompanied by countless more cheers. With his head bowed to their people, he stepped back again. "Tonight is ours, Raven," he repeated again, only loud enough for her to hear when she nodded to him appreciatively, already half on her way up to the hangar where they would wait for the others to change, to arm themselves.
This time, she let him when he called her by the name he had no right to say. Certain things, you just couldn't teach the boy. And as long as he kept performing like he had a second ago, that was fine.
"I just hope for all of our sakes that it brings us what you expect it to. Because if it doesn't ... Then that was probably our last big speech to the people."
- Weathered II: RETURN OF THE X-MEN (#2)
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That was as good an excuse as any to steer his gelding back a step or two, no matter how much the missing touch of the back on his hand burned in yearning immediately. Not yet. On the way home, Erik wanted Charles to think about what made life at the mansion so difficult right now before it really did become too late to change anything about it. "Why do you keep hiring people who are actively trying to damage us then?" "Hank isn't forcing his choice on anyone either." There was a sad plea for the case of one of his closest friends in his lover's grey eyes that had long stopped reaching Erik's heart, at the latest when McCoy had started to experiment on his own damn body in the name of some pseudo-science. The pure possibility of such a possible cure for what made them all superior was an affront Erik would have killed more important people than some feral for on a bad day. At least if Charles and he could finally find any other doctor half as competent to help them out when they needed it. But in some regards, he'd still not managed to cure his lover of his damn bleeding heart, and sometimes he doubted he ever could. Sometimes he doubted he should. At least one of them keeping a faint connection of empathy to this world that tried to wipe them out every day might be the best way to ensure, Erik wouldn't just wake up one of these weeks and reach out for the magnetic field keeping this whole ball of dirt going and rip it to pieces. Not while there was still hope. For all of them, for Charles and him.
- "Weathered I" & "Weathered II" - (Don't) Need-to-know: RENOVATIO (ch 4)
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But that arduous kind of rationality became harder to uphold by the second, because Mystique had never been much one for patience, and she obviously disliked being ignored a lot. The extremely one-sided questioning part was done with quickly, and all the frustration about that failure went into every brutal ruthless flicker of her wrist, every punishing crackle of leather on unprotected skin. They were running out of time even faster than feared. No longer willing to wait, Jean found her composure back before Ororo who was still trying to decide which risk to take was the smaller one. 'We need to approach unseen. That room's got a window, I think, we just can't see it from here. And when I'm closer to them, I can grab them. We just need to surprise them. From above.' An apologetic but pleading look on her face, she nodded to the ceiling of the storage room where the menacing sight of a thin square cover sent cold shivers down Ororo's spine. 'I don’t do vents, you know that.' Even if she'd wanted to, she couldn't have objected loudly, with her throat so dry immediately that even swallowing hurt, her skin under her uniform covered by goosebumps. 'Ororo, please.' Jean grabbed her by the elbows, clearly seeking purchase more than trying to convince her with force, the attempts to take control of the situation next door forgotten for the moment, drowned out by that pain wrecking through her soul from standing by to witness such a cruel scene … and imagining what was next. 'I … I can hear that bastard's thoughts. You don’t even want to know what he wants to do Scott. To all of us.'
- "Weathered I" & "Weathered II" - (Don't) Need-to-know: RENOVATIO (ch 8)
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"Thanks, Slim." Logan was still out of it enough to not even be in the mood for a silly quip, and maybe for once, it really wouldn't have been appropriate. "That's what we're here for," Scott said simply, and yeah, that was probably also true. "I know you're still feeling like shit but you should be better by nightfall, and you were stable enough for the helicopter. Besides, I'm pretty sure you traumatized Moira. She wasn't exactly unhappy to drop your ugly ass with us again." It was Logan's turn to roll his eyes because he also remembered in annoyingly much detail that one unnerving conversation with the doc before the surgery to replace what Lehnsherr had stolen from him back then. "I told her my heart would probably give in at some point. Not like I haven't been there before." "One time, sure. But 20?"
- "Weathered I" & "Weathered II" - (Don't) Need-to-know: RENOVATIO (ch 20)
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"I will give the two of you the necessary privacy now. You have an hour before I throw a dice about which of your homes to raze to the ground first." Their enemy strolled towards the exit of the dungeon, a cheerful whistle on his lips. "I will keep an eye on you on the camera though. So do yourselves a favor and don't try anything irrational." Mystique and Scott stared at the heavy door falling close behind that asshole in utter disbelief and cluelessness. At the first initial shock, the worry about an unhinged psycho easily going through with a threat like that was too massive a burning hot obstacle of hate probably not only in Scott's mind to even keep breathing, not to mention thinking. They had to get out of here, immediately, stop that son of a bitch, get to their respective homes and make them safe again … Warn the others from something they wouldn't even see coming before dozens – or thousands – of innocents would perish from the moods of a madman. Children, untrained teenagers, babies … Scott hardly even felt the movement of his numbed body away from the cell door and towards the far more substantial obstacle of a wall when it came. His racing thoughts were filled with a blinding red heat of panic that needed an outlet, immediately ��� Before he could unload all this surging aggression on unforgiving rock, a harsh hand grabbed his wrists and yanked him back against the door's bars. "Cut it out, you imbecile."
- "Weathered I" & "Weathered II" - (Don't) Need-to-know: RENOVATIO (ch 25)
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"I love you too, you know." When Angelica looked up with a frown at Peter's suddenly very solemn tone, he reached for her free hand and pulled it close so that it came to rest on that narrow but steel-hard surface that was his chest and she could feel the suddenly quite irregular thud in there. His other hand landed on the half-bared, muscular leg of the man on his other side, just a little too far on the inside which immediately raised goose-bumps on Bobby's smooth skin. For now, a reaction ignored though Angelica could feel Peter shift his weight on the sofa, hips slanting for a second, and she had a pretty good idea about what was going on there under those baggy shorts right now. But he obviously wanted to get something off his chest before following that desire. Something that had never been much of a question anyway and maybe needed to be said at least once still. "Not in … that kind of way. Never that, I think. But you're the first close friends I had in a long time and the first that don't bring disaster in my life but actually protect me from it. I would love to be a part of what you guys have whenever we have time and feel like it, in whatever way we're all comfortable with. I just hope you're not disappointed if … Well, knowing MJ and me ... Someday we might end up together again, and I'm pretty sure that'll be exclusive if it ever happens."
- "Weathered I" & "Weathered II" - (Don't) Need-to-know: UNCHARTED SEA, UNOPENED DOOR (ch 11)
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"Well, let's hope it doesn't come to that. Space vacuum is a pain for my healing factor." Logan, having just parted with his old friends for the night before catching the last of Scott's words, wrapped his arm around Jean's waist to move her towards the heavy double steel doors in determination. "Don't even think about it, Slim. Save it for the departure. You start making another round now, night will be over before you said goodbye to everyone. I'm not waiting that long to get you to bed." "Do you hear me complaining, Claws?" To both Jean’s and Logan’s surprise, Scott indeed only waved at the space station commander apologetically when they made a move to approach him for some more dispensable discussions just as well suited for the next Council's online meeting agenda, and followed them without stopping. "Every minute of my life," Logan answered dryly once they were alone in the hallway, following the digital station map that had been sent to their watches earlier, to find their way to their quarters for the night. "But since you've proven with that glitter show earlier that your wife successfully managed to remove that stick from your ass at some point in the last 30 years? I'll let it slide this time."
- "Weathered I" & "Weathered II" - (Don't) Need-to-know: UNCHARTED SEA, UNOPENED DOOR (ch 14)
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The telltale sound of a belt impatiently ripped from its loops drew a gasp of unease and anticipation from Scott's lips. For a moment, he considered trying to be a pain again – as turned on as they both were, their window was still limited, and Scott had very little interest in trying to explain to Hank on the sick bay in two hours or so where additional bruises on his behind came from. But his second-in-command after all these years still had his supernatural reflexes on him, so the only place his arms had to go when he tried to brace himself on the stretcher's metal frame, push himself away from it, was right into the leather bite of a tight loop around his wrists. Two knots of that improvised cuff around said sturdy metal bars later, any resistance was reduced to an irritated hiss from his lips. "We don't have time for games …" With his neck hurting from a less than gracious fall earlier, it became much harder now to turn his head and glare at his lover, so Scott only realized, that belt wasn't the only thing Logan had grabbed when there was suddenly the sensation of cold, rigid metal against his stretched hole and the last syllables of his half-hearted protest ended with a strangled groan. "Fuck … Logan …"
- "Weathered I" & "Weathered II" - (Don't) Need-to-know: UNCHARTED SEA, UNOPENED DOOR (ch 15)
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