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finally watched top gun: maveric, and i was certain that rooster and hangman were ex’s who had a messy break up. thought they were gonna kiss in the end scene.
#hangster#too gun maverick#gay subtext#i mean all that angry flirting in the beginning?#i’m not stupid#i saw it#actually there were multiple moments where i thought they were going to kiss
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"Lovely! Adventure time! First things first, introductions, I'm Typhoid! You're gonna need one of these!" She proceeded to step out of the shadows to toss a mask over to Mars, letting out a laugh. "Let me know when you're ready!"
@maryfisk
Ah… before I agree to anything else- what is this adventure?
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okay i’m actually starting to get a bit nervous and i hate being anxious 99% of the time
#like i live on the edge of anxiety 99% of my days#like I studied enough so i could pass the theory exam#i’m not stupid#i’m just a nervous wreck right now because that’s my first reaction to everything
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My gut tells me something is wrong
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Kill or be killed season rn and I won’t die at the hands of others so good luck Charlie
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Hekp
#I’m so tired and foggyy 😭#my head hurts so bad and I can barely think straight and these damn contractors think I’m an idiot because of it#and I’m emotional now cuz I’m sick and I’m like 1 inconvenience away from crying about it#fuck do you mean 1000 for a door#I’m not stupid#you can shove that estimate all the way up your ass#🎪
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#oh these are the depressed hours#you ever just vibe#and you realize how completely worthless you are#and how you’re the lazy and pathetic one in the family#all your siblings are married or working hard to have a successful career#and you’re just sitting here#wanting to pursue art but people keep telling you that it’s not sustainable#and I know they’re wrong#I’m not stupid#people can make a living with art#but I believe them anyways so I feel like I have to pursue something else#but idk what else to pursue#and then they’re like ‘it’s fine if you don’t know!’#and then proceed to pressure you into knowing anyways cuz if you don’t know by 25 then you’ve failed at life#and I feel like I haven’t matured yet#I’m only 19#turning 20 this year in June#my brain isn’t done developing I KNOW that#I’m barely an adult but I need to have my life together#but I DONT#and my parents don’t understand how could they ?#no one could#it’s even worse when my little sister is more successful than me#she’s not even out of high school yet#I’m terrible#i cant handle anything hard#I’m only successful in art but it’s not like I can make a living off of it#i just hate myself tonight#vent
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why do the dropout captions have to make everything so cluttered. why can’t they just say what’s said without adding anything. i hate it.
#(laughing at threats of dick bone violence)#just say laughing!#i’m not stupid#i can use context cues to understand what the fuck is happening#stop using the accessibility tool for jokes#dropout#dimension 20#game changer#play it by ear
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Don’t take my vulnerability as weakness or ignorance. I’m still fully aware of what you’re trying to do.
#vulnerable#weakness#ignorance#taking advantage#i’m not stupid#don’t take advantage of me#i have you figured out#fuck you
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is my dog in pain? well… probably
#i’m not stupid#i know what it means when an old dog with cancer starts shaking and panting and acting weird#idk if she’s going through another low or.. if she’s going downhill#animal sickness /#animal injury /
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if my friends keep sitting at the table with four seats instead of six so i can’t sit with them i’ll start thinking they don’t like me :’)
#this is a joke#there is a very obvious reason they are doing this and i know that it is because of this#i’m not stupid#yippee 👍
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I know I’m not the only one who makes up elaborate self-insert fanfiction-esque fantasies in my head. I know that, don’t lie. 🤨 But do you guys also do accompanying research so your imagination can be more… comfortable?
Like, I know I would need to have soap if I found myself in game faux-Ancient Greece, so I had to look up how to make soap. So I know how to make that now. (In theory)
But that naturally led me to needing to know how to make lye. So I looked up how to make that too. (For soap making, but I guess I can dispose of bodies now too. 🤷♀️)
Past obsessions have lead to my knowing how to scrape and treat an animal hide which comes in useful here because I’ll need thick gloves and a big protective apron if I’m going to be messing with lye. (For soap!!)
I arbitrarily decided that a barrel would be better than pottery for the lye so I looked up how to make one of those too. (Instead of investigating if pottery would work just fine…)
I stopped there because I figured if I’m in faux-Ancient Greece I could just rope in some local help to make the planks and bands.
Instead, I contemplated clothes. The faux and real Ancient Greek clothing styles look great, but I need pants. I’m a my-thighs-get-sweaty-and-chafe kind of person, so I would require pants. Guess what’s not easy to make? But I know how to make simple wrap pants now.
But no one would just give me a bunch of fabric, right? So I had to look up weaving. Which quickly led me onward to making yearn thread from scratch. Which, honestly, so time consuming! So I looked up how a semi-modern spinning wheel works. (like in Rumplestiltskin, so not über modern) I figured I could contract the same carpenter who helped with the barrels to build that.
Now I’ve done a lot of thinking, so I might be getting hungry, and if there’s one thing they would have in Ancient Greece it’s recognizable ingredients. They might not always be putting it together the way I’d find palatable, but no matter, I can put it together myself. So I would be all set on food. But you know what they couldn’t do? Decent bread. The flour was just too coarse and the bread too hard and dense.
So I need to investigate yeast and milling. Turns out yeast is super simple in wine country. 🤷♀️ So, how to make a better mill? Not so complicated actually, just very heavy. There are lots of people around then who know how to turn very large stones into shapes, so two round ones with groves on one side and holes in the middle wouldn’t be complicated. And they know how to move very large heavy stone things around, so the mill will be done in a breeze. But how would it turn? Slaves or animals would probably be the answer if I asked the locals, but that’s just… ewww. So I had to look up how to make a waterwheel to turn it instead.
Which reminds me, the water isn’t potable. How would I fix that? Well, there’s boiling it a lot. But is that enough? Is there any other way? Well, yes, the wine of course. That’s what the locals do. But… um… I don’t like wine now. I doubt I’d like it more with the addition of oil, sea water, resin, or literal perfume. So, alternative? Well, turns out layers of cloth can filter out cholera at least. Neat. I already know how to make cloth!
But disease from food and water isn’t the only danger here. There’s no antibiotics. I paid enough attention in school to know that me managing to discover penicillin is waaaaay too unlikely, so disinfectant is the way to go. Bleach and chlorine seems to require too much chemistry and material science to be feasible, but distillation could be done. If Covid has taught us anything, it’s the power of soap and 70 proof alcohol. And social distancing. Hm… maybe I should learn how to use a spear next. 🤔
Anyway… How does all of this help in the elaborate self-insert fanfiction-esque fantasies? How does any of this get me into the not-actually-wearing-any-pants of, say, for example, how about, Brasidas?
It doesn’t, not at all.
Because that wouldn’t be accurate or realistic. 😔
But at least I learned some stuff.
In theory.
#seriously#I would never try to dispose of an imaginary body with imaginary lye#I would use imaginary pigs at an imaginary pig farm#I’m not sTuPid#ac odyssey
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Small vent cuz I’m kinda angry.
I’m not stupid. Don’t treat me like I am. Don’t talk to me like I am. The fastest way to lose my respect and get on my bad side is to disrespect me. Lie and act like I’m dumb.
Think you can be slick and get by me like that? You may not end up liking what I have to say.
Respect me and I’ll respect you. That’s all there is to it.
#vent#angry#just don’t treat me like that#I’m not dumb#i’m not stupid#respect me#and I’ll pay it back
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Going to watch one episode of R&I then sleep 😴
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It will come
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Feeling a strong compulsion to explain away typos like, “It is very important to me that you know I understand the difference between your/you’re, there/their/they’re, and we’re/were. My phone, however, does not and I don’t always proofread.”
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