Ermmm I’m a little late to this trend but….whatever

Ok I’m gonna disappear for months again now

Something that still kills me is in 1967 Crowley knew the EXACT day Aziraphale had denied him the holy water and told him he didn’t need him

He had said “105 Years” without missing a beat

Goofy lookin’ clock.

*❤️‍🔥*

(Wip) he was supposed to love me

top ten reasons to live: this !!!!!

The garment, worn by those in good standing with Hyrule royalty, has been reworked with the latest improvements, such as a new shoulder guard.

I am once again thinking about my deranged hatchetfield crack ship that only exists in my head between ziggy and max jagerman that I called tie die

Neil as a team captain is positively delightful, because making him captain is both absolutely insane and absolutely brilliant. It capitalizes on the passive effect of having one (1) Neil Josten (god knows the world couldn’t handle if there were more of him) on the team in the most efficient way. Like. I’m 90% sure that after spending some time around him on the same team, most people will look up to him completely awestruck for how much he has impacted their lives, but that’s just not what is actually happening here. I feel like what’s going on is this:

Neil is a terribly amazing choice for team captain entirely because Neil is a meddlesome little asshole who will forcibly fix all of his teammates’ personal problems and improve their entire lives for literally no other reason than that he needs them to be able to focus on fucking ball so he can win at sports. It’s not even that he genuinely cares about people and their well-being (apart from his original foxes). He just gets pissed when things aren’t working properly because it makes Exy annoying when the lineup can’t communicate. Exy isn’t supposed to be annoying. Exy is life. He’d meddle whether he is captain or not, but by making him captain, he has so much more official executive power at his hands. It’s like people are explicitly asking for him to do his worst. So, fueled by his own competitiveness and love for the sport, off he goes.

Neil is just as bad as Kevin when it comes to his Exy obsession. The major difference between them is that Kevin is endlessly tactical and he runs Exy with a focus on a technical and physical level entirely, whereas Neil’s approach is to look beyond a lack of practice and basically psychoanalyzing people on why they are not doing 110% for Exy. Kevin says “let’s run this drill 500 times, then we will inevitably be better”. Meanwhile Neil is scheming how to coerce and bribe people into life-changing decisions and long-needed healing, entirely because he wants to optimize playing a sport. Exy is a team sport, which is why this is the most logical approach his little Exy brain comes up with rather than minding his own fucking business. He looks at the team and is like “is anyone gonna whip this into shape? No?? I’ll fucking do it then cowards” and goes and does exactly that. It’s like he’s fixing the equipment so he can play.

I don’t think anyone except for Andrew is really aware that Neil really isn’t doing this out of the innate goodness of his heart, but because his personal brand of practicality involves the most convoluted and creative kind of scheming. I feel like Neil is a lot more selfish than people give him credit for. Sure, there’s people he cares deeply and unconditionally for, but that’s really not everyone. It’s fascinating to watch, especially because it’s not like he ever hides that he doesn’t particularly care, but people kinda assume he does, because why else would he put in this much effort?

Exy. The answer is Exy.

My coworker found my blog

Fucked up that buying new herbs and spices means eventually running out of room in the spice cabinet. Them shits should exist in hammerspace

Here I am, losing my mind again ٩( ᐛ )و

higuruma who physically cannot look at yuuji because he (and his conviction) (and his hope for saving higuruma and others) is so illuminating and bright that it physically pains him to look hes so real he’s just like me

Rewatching nerdy prudes must die and the dirty girl scene where they say “hungry for more” I WAS RIGHT, IT WAS GRACE FING-

*gets shot*

Honestly the most unrealistic thing about ahsoka to me that really sunk the last nail into the coffin was in the finale when sabine force pushed ezra into the ship.

Two reasons

1. Sabine should not have been able to wield it that well that quickly. From what we’ve seen I feel like the force doesn’t really work like that. Idk it could just click for some people but she’s not a natural. If she WAS she would’ve been using the force all throughout rebels.

2. I know damn well ezra could’ve made that jump on his OWN. Dude made that massive leap from one cliff to another in the rebels finale with no assistance and it’s been YEARS. You’re telling me he hasn’t gotten even better at doing his big jumps????

sighs mournfully. who wants to engage in non-delusional smtvv newhobino design discussion with me

Silly