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#I wanted to post the bonus along with this but I ran out of time! Sorry!!
starryluminary · 2 months
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No pressure. (there's lots of pressure) No planning. (that much is true) No. Pookums. (only call him shnookums)
Masterlist | Bonus
DeaKids watermark and original screenshot!
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sunny44 · 2 months
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My forever valentine
Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x Fem!reader
Warnings: none
Summary: just a Valentine’s Day.
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I woke up to an empty and cold bed and checked the time; usually, Lewis would still be in bed, and Levi would have already left his bed and come over here, so I found it strange that neither of them was there.
I got up and opened the curtains, and the view from our window was the backyard. Lewis and Levi were just in their shorts, chasing each other, and Roscoe was barking and running along. I started laughing at the scene and then went to the bathroom to get ready and after finishing, I went downstairs to the lawn.
"Mama," he shouted and ran towards me with Roscoe, I crouched down and picked him up. "Good morning, mama."
"Good morning, baby." I kissed his forehead, and Lewis came over to where we were. "You guys woke up early today."
"Levi showed up in the room hungry, so we came to eat some fruits and play a little, enjoy the sunny day." He gave me a peck, and Levi grumbled. "You know she was mine long before she was yours, right?"
"My mama." He hugged me tightly, and I laughed.
"Well, you guys keep playing, and meanwhile, I'll have something to eat." I put him down.
I went to the kitchen and saw the countertop covered in rose petals, red heart balloons, and a breakfast ready with a card beside it.
"Happy Valentine’s Day baby, Levi and I are so lucky to have you in our lives.
We love you so much, hope you enjoy the breakfast we made for you."
Love, Lewis and Levi."
"Did you like it, mama?" I heard his voice behind me, and I turned around, seeing him and Lewis standing there.
"I love it." They both smiled.
“That’s great baby.” Lewis said and smiled.
"What are the plans for today?" I asked, starting to eat.
"We're going out for lunch, then we're going to spend the day in the yacht and at the end of the day, Levi's going to Uncle Charlie's while we have a mommy and daddy time." I smiled at him.
"Does Charles know about it or…"
"He offered."
"Okay then."
"Mama?"
"Yes, baby?"
"Can I have one of your strawberries?"
"Of course you can." I picked him up and sat him on my lap, handing him a strawberry.
"Do you want to be my valentine, mama?" He asked, and I melted with his soft voice and big brown eyes.
"Oh, baby, of course I want to be your valentine." I kissed his forehead.
"Wow, this boy has rizz."
"He does, you better watch your back." He laughed and kissed me.
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Bonus scene!
Y/nhamilton instagram post
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Y/nhamilton I have always been and will always be grateful to have you in my life, today is just another of the many Valentine's Days I will spend by your side. Thank you for being the best husband and father I could have chosen to spend my life with, I love you and I always will.
Ps: I’m giving your present after Levi goes to sleep.
@lewishamilton I’m the luckiest to have you in my life, Levi is one of the best presents you could’ve ever given me, love you babe
Also I’m very excited about this present
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@charlesleclerc happy Valentine’s Day guys, I will babysit Levi so you can give Lewis that present and don’t traumatize the poor boy
@y/nhamilton thank you uncle Charlie, I’ll drop him later
@user81 I think we’ll have another Hamilton in a few months
Lewis Hamilton instagram post
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@lewishamilton Eight years ago I made the best choice of my life, which was to chase after you and insist that you let me take you on a date. And now, years later, I'm the luckiest guy to be able to say that I'm your husband and the father of your child.
I love you and even after eight years I’m still completely in love with you.
@y/nhamilton I love you both so much, thank you for being my partner in crime
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@georgerussel happy Valentine’s Day guys
@y/nhamilton thank you Georgie, happy valentines for you too
@anthonyhamilton beautiful family
@lewishamilton love you dad
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fatesmono · 9 months
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carmen berzatto hcs
✮⋆˙ warnings : language
✮⋆˙ readers gender is female :3
✮⋆˙ a.n : this is my first post so pls go easy on me, just some headcannons + little lines i think he would say if you two were dating
✮⋆˙ enjoy loves !! <33333
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✩ only drinks black coffee , saw what your order was one time and almost had a heart attack
✩“you’re just drinking caramel…why?”
✩ loves going thrifting with you, you helped him find vintage jeans one time and he almost fell in love with you then and there
✩ the eye contact ??? mans will hold eye contact with you for minutes and not understand why you’re getting flustered over it
✩bonus : he was taught to always keep eye contact with those he respected and doesn’t want you to think he doesn’t respect you
✩ loves when you try his food, you genuinely just love to eat and won’t pick out random bullshit to criticize abt his food
✩ “can you try this for me ?”
✩ hates when you call him chef after dating, will let you be the only one to call him “carmy” in the kitchen (besides richie), loves when you call him "carm" 
✩ using any pet names will land you in his office for a make out session, you called him “baby” one time by habit and spent the next hour on his desk making out until tina had to collect you two
✩ “can you make a shopping list for me ?”
✩ will gladly teach you and specifically asks you before he cooks if you want to watch him and will explain every little step and smiles at your blatant confusion on what “blanching” is
✩ he stopped smoking specifically for you, you two kissed one time and you slightly cringed at the taste and he immediately went out and bought nicotine patches along with gum and rolled his eyes at richie comments 
✩ will not let ANYONE comment on you, will not hesitate to beat the living shit out of someone for a slick comment on your presence 
✩ “i don’t give a fuck what they think of you, my love. you’re my girlfriend and that's all that matters”
✩ “i could make that for you”
✩ never thought about starting a family until he met you, you helped him with a kid’s party gig and he saw how easily you handled the kids (“little shits” as richie called them) and he knew then and there you would be the perfect mother
✩ you cut yourself one time during prep and he immediately ran over to check on you once he heard your little wince.
✩ “idc if its little, i need to make sure you're okay”
✩ loves the smell of your perfume and keeps going out to buy that specific one whenever he wants to get you a gift.
✩ secretly loves physical contact; you wrapped your arms around him while he cooked one time and now he can’t cook without you touching him in some way
✩ only cries around you, hearing you tell him that it’s going to be alright makes him melt every time
✩ you told him once that you could bartend/worked as a foh a year ago and immediately put you on the staff (couldn’t care what anyone had to say about it)
✩ loves hugging you, there's something about how soft your skin is that he can’t help but just embrace you the second he sees you
✩ rarely uses your real name, stopped using it the day after you two began dating
✩ “baby i can do the dishes tonight”
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creepzkilla · 11 months
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Hello there! May I request some Masky NSFW headcanons? I love your writing and devoured the Toby and EJ ones so fast. Feel free to make it as dark as you want!
↳˳⸙;; ❝ MASKY KINK HC'S! + BONUS ᵕ̈ ೫˚∗
Nsfw. warning-- fem! gentials not proof read, sadism, humiliation, oral, marking, gun play, corruption,
[A/N-- PLS READ. my official back to tumbler post! i will be going through my inbox of creepypasta requests-- after I am done with them all I will be not writing for creepypasta until I am back in the fandom! lately I haven't been too into the fandom and will be focusing on the other fandoms. feel free to still send in requests-- but you have until the 18th to send them in! then I will be closing any asks for creepypasta.
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MASKY IS NOT A VERY AFFECTIONATE MAN—
let’s face it, he isn’t, and you’ve come to terms with that. his love language is more acts of service. you know that he'll always be there for you no matter what. doing your chores around the house-- making the bed, the little things, is how you know he loves you. but you've always found another way. sex.
sadist/ humiliation: masky is known as being brutal. someone who would do anything to get what he wants. he just loves to humiliate you-- degrading you in a public setting, making you wear a vibe to a nice dinner setting-- and he revels in your pained expressions that begged for release
oral: he adores seeing your pretty mouth wrapping around his cock with tears in your eyes. you were never good at deepthroating, it makes it even worse when he shoves his girthy cock down your throat and starts fucking it without letting you breathe.
marking: he could spend all night littering bites and hickies all along your body that will surely last days. but don't worry! once they fade away, they'll be replaced with even darker ones!
gun play: this is self-explanatory... masky loves placing his glock-19 against your temple as you go down on his cock. the fear in your eyes when his eyes meet yours is enough to get his cock hard again.
corruption: all the pastas, i feel have a sense of humanity left-- even if only a sliver. their other half--their murderous persona's take pleaser in seeing the innocent face of their new fuck buddy be taint by their corrupted hands. masky partially is rough with his toys, fucking their holes as long as he wants, using them as practically a fleshlight.
stretching: he loves stretching out your tight walls with his girth as your hands claw against anything you can find. you’re pussy if just so tight
MASKY HAS DEFINENTLY TRIED TO CONVINCE YOU TO A THREESOME--
i mean, how could you blame him? he just wants to flaunt your perfect little body and face. so why not let someone else have a turn with you? just to let them know how good he has it with your divine mouth and pussy. to be honest, he pities anyone who hasn't experienced you in your entirety. esp, your pussy.
5 INCHES ISNT ALL THE BIG, BUT A GIRTH OF 7 INCHES--
is fucking insane. im serious 7 inches for the circumference of a dick is massive. built like a coke can. masky is so girthy that he has to stretch you out first before having sex with you or his tip won't even go in. sometimes when he can't wait anymore, he just shoves it in with no warning as tears brim your eyes and your hand grabs the nearest thing it can.
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—-ˋˏ [‘in through your nose, out through your mouth’] ˎˊ
--("mmm, p-please hurry up and stretch me out already.." desperate moans fell from your mouth as your thighs ached from your position. your head; shoved into the pillow as you used your arms for extra comfort with your ass up in the air.
the tightness in your stomach increased with every moment as you laid buried in the satin pillow sheets. a thick warm substance ran down your tired legs, seeping out of your hole-- a sign that you are more than ready to take your lovers cock in full. yet, he seemed to be taking his sweet time.
the killer was utterly enthralled by the sight in front of him. his hands traced the curves of your ass in an almost desperate attire that sent shivers down your spine. his thumbs stretched apart your ass, showing off your heat that was soaked in your own excitement. he marveled at the thought of you getting off to him, its only been a mere 10 minutes, and you're already this wet. its a marvel to him.
you feel his hands prying you open, displaying you perfectly in front of him. it was like you could feel his hungered gaze burying in your skull, into your hippocampus; therefore it being permanently ingrained into your memory. this moment-- filled with nothing but lust, and hunger as he stared at your heat as if it was on a golden platter, made from the finest gold.
"y'know... youre just so fucking pretty," you practically moaned at his words as his hands run through your tangled hair, giving it a harsh tug, making you hiss, "have I ever told you that?" he sneered almost, lust and anger mixed in between. he was angry at himself for taking his precious time playing with you-- worshipping you, but he couldn't bring himself to just fuck you, no he needs to savor this. he needs this memory to be ingrained into his very being so he can just replay this--sight, over and over again.
"please... please i need you--" a desperate whine fell from your mouth, you felt as if you could explode. the knot in your stomach tightens with the very thought of his cock entering your body, if anything you could cum on that thought alone-and you might- if he didn't hurry up.
masky sighed before taking a deep breath. he positioned his cock at your aching entrance, brushing against your folds ever so slightly, sending tingles down your spine. he about just came right then and there, you're just so fucking wet. but that doesn't mean its gonna be easy getting it in.
"imma need you take a deep breathe for me okay?" you obeyed, taking a deep breathe, letting your chest rise and fall- preparing.
this cock pries at your entrance, struggling to get in. even with your pussy being so wet, you still didn't want to open up for him. by now, some time had passed as he tried to get it in but, to no avail. he was beyond annoyed at this point, just wanting to fuck you dumb on his thick dick.
with his patience wearing thin, he shoves his cock in with no warning-- slipping past your pussy with ease. a curdled scream rips through your throat as it slowly morphed into scattered whines and moans.
"breathe through your nose, out through your mouth, hun." you hear the flick of a lighter and the smell of cigarettes permeate the room. you always hated when he smoked in the bedroom (despite how good he looked fucking you with a cig in his mouth)-- it always ruins the complete mood. (you could imagine what he looked like, a cig loosely y hanging from his lips as his muscles flex with desperation-- almost like he's holding back.) but your mouth was too busy to form any coherent words as an endless barrage of moans cascade from your lips-- and he's only stretching you out... he hasn't even begun fucking you yet.
masky could cum right now if he wanted to. with your tight pink walls stretching so good against his thick cock, if he could he would be able to stretch you out like this every moment of every day. it just feels so good-- he almost forgot he needs to begin fucking you. he hasn't even started fucking you yet and he already needs to cum? how pathetic is that? he balls ached how much he needed to cum.
"well, i hope your ready because im ready."
"w-wait it still hurts--"
"remember? in through your nose, out through your mouth...now breathe."
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tennessoui · 4 months
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kit's fics year in review (2023)
it turns out i wrote a LOT this year (last year now, i guess) according to my ao3 stats, and i saw one of those recap games for another fandom floating around my dash so im absolutely gonna pilfer some of those questions for my own little review + add a few!!
how many fics did you write in 2023? it was definitely the year of the silly short fic for me -- i published a total of 6 new oneshots on ao3 along with 5 fics only on my kofi! i also added at least one chapter to 9 other fics that were already posted. and i started and completed 1 long stand alone fic this year (if you love me let it remain unnamed, clocking in at 37k)
what are you most proud of fic-writing wise in 2023? i finished foolproof, foolhardy! it took more than a year to write, from first published to last updated, but i think the lion's share of the work happened during 2023; it's sort of rare for a fic of mine to get that long (72k), so it was fun to write through all the developments. truly a cracky premise that grew legs and ran away from me, but i'm really proud of how it turned out. the last 4 chapters contain some of my best writing in my opinion and the whole story is a love letter to padawan obi-wan, who will always be my beloved lol
what is the fic you had the most fun writing? this is a tough question because i'm torn between two fics; sun, sun, sun here it comes is probably my favorite oneshot that i've ever written. it sorta incorporates everything that makes a silly little au in my mind, from miscommunication to banter to bonus babies. but then there's i pray the same, but my gods have changed, aka the democratic fic- now that's such a fun fic to write, and i'm going to get more into it this year again. it's the one where tumblr votes on what should happen next, which i absolutely enjoy - especially when people send me propaganda about which option should win....thought the amount of ties that have happened is mind-boggling lol
what is a fic you didn't expect to write? hahaha well this is easily 'a more perfect union' which has been sooo fun to write so far but also definitely has had a very short gestation period from nascent tumblr au post to 25k on ao3 lol and still one more chapter to go!!!
what fic surprised you when you were writing it? oh hands down this is 'hand me down dreams got me high in the rafters', aka the pool boy au from tumblr. the adaptation of it from tumblr au to a fic on ao3 has a crazy tone shift where the obi-wan in that fic is much, much darker than the one in the tumblr au - i really ended up leaning into the unequal power dynamics of a boss/employee relationship and exploring how unhealthy it could be while keeping it consensual -- but only because anakin would allow obi-wan to do whatever he wanted to him
what's a fic you wanted to write but didn't? my poor neglected hunger games au!! i really want to get the first chapter of that posted because i am so excited about this fic and writing it as a new big, long project -- i'm excited about the dark anakin, the differently dark obi-wan, the hunger games set in the gffa, etc etc etc
what is something you learned this year that you'll take into 2024? set is the only acceptable name for anakin to use undercover <3 we will be taking the set cinematic universe into 2024 <3
what's a project you're excited to carry into the new year? um all of my wips lol but especially time & tide and the couples counseling au - i have about half of the next chapter of t&t written, and before i got sidetracked by a more perfect union, i was on track to get that posted by christmas....obviously that did not happen lol but i'm expecting to get back to working on a few more chapter updates at the beginning of this year!
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captain-mj · 1 year
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Part 3 of pornstar Koenig. You know what we discussed and I am holding your ribs hostage
I'm going to start only answering asks that threaten my bones because this is so funny
Also, if its italicized, its in a language only one of them can understand, thought I'd make this easier on myself
Horangi had a few kinks that were a bit more... out there. He didn't want to talk about them openly, still having that shame about those topics.
So the fact that König couldn't understand him was just a bonus for him because he could speak in Korean and he wouldn't know. He was fairly certain König was doing this as well since he always got shy when Horangi asked for him to translate what he had said.
They were trying something new today and it made Horangi's insides both tense with anxiety and hot with how attractive it was.
König had a camera on him. After some discussion, it was mostly on his back and not his face. He could stomach those scars just a little easier than the one's on his face.
"I just don't understand why you want to record me."
"You wanted me to treat you like I did them, yes?" König had basically purred at him and Horangi had gotten flustered and agreed.
Horangi's hands were tied behind his back as König fucked him hard. Horangi begged for mercy and König, who had no clue what he was saying, took that as a plea for harder. It was perfect.
König kissed along his neck and rutted into him. His hands held him down easily so the binds were basically useless, mostly just keep him from scratching at König. Apparently he had "left marks" that "didn't heal for a week", whatever that means.
"I love you so much, little tiger." König purred to him before sinking his teeth in his shoulder. He held him closer, rolling his hips just right to make Horangi's leg shake.
"Please, you're so big." Horangi pled against him, arching his back so he could take him deeper. "You're breaking me in half."
"Want to tell you how beautiful I find you." König kissed him hard, almost smashing their teeth together. He yanked him up so he was basically in his lap and fucked up into him as hard as he could, growling along his throat.
Tears started running down Horangi's face and he wasn't playing it up for the camera. Pleasure was sparking up his spine with every move of the man underneath him and he could feel himself getting close. König stopped right as he was about to come, giving him a second to breath and come down. Horangi whimpered.
"You dick."
"It's called edging. Do you want to end the show so soon?"
It only occurred to Horangi now that the position change may have put his face in camera but when he looked, he realized König must've thought of that. It was angled to only view his chest and it made him melt a tiny bit that König thought of that.
König kissed along his jaw. "My love, I'd spoil you if you let me."
Horangi shivered, flushing a little. König's hands ran along his thighs as he thrust back up into him. It was maddening. He started to get close again and König paused.
Horangi shook. "You're being so rough with me, please." König caught the word please and fucked him harder, exactly what Horangi wanted. His legs started to shake and he whimpered a little. "My darling, please, mercy."
König growled and didn't stop this time, coming in him and letting Horangi finally finish. Horangi shivered against him and melted.
"We should upload it."
König flushed. "What??"
"We should post it! Is your account still up?" Horangi smiled at him.
"Yes..." König smiled. "Maybe we could..." He ended up posting it later after cleaning Horangi up. Horangi let König spoil him, purring at the feeling.
The next day, König hummed. "We have more views than I was expecting."
Horangi jumped up immediately to look. "Any comments?"
"Just a few. Mostly in Korean. Can you translate?"
"Uh... Let me see here." Horangi took it from and started to read them. "Several about how hot you are. How hot I am. Some about how they want to fuck us, let's see... Oh, dirty talk. Someone is basically roleplaying."
König translated the German ones for him, all similar.
And then.
The bane of Horangi's existence.
Monolingual people.
"Can someone translate what they're saying?"
"Oh! Yeah, so the Korean is saying 'its too big' and begging for mercy. No clue on the German."
"The German is mostly just saying he loves him. How beautiful he is. I thought this was sweet. Is that really what he's saying?"
A few more Koreans and Germans started to talk, translating everything.
"I don't think they talked much about what the video was supposed to be."
Horangi stayed in blissful denial while his eyes slowly scanned over everything. Anger flashed in his chest for only a second before he looked at König, who looked very flustered and slightly upset. He then hit bargaining.
"Listen..."
"Was I hurting you?"
"No! No! Look... I like... roleplaying... And I didn't know how to bring that up. And I promise to never do that again but."
König was staring at him.
"You said you loved me?"
König looked terrified. "I... Um... I love you. This isn't... how I wanted you to first hear it from me. But... Yes. I love you. I usually tell you."
"Why in German?"
"I was too nervous to say it in a language we both understand."
"I love you too big guy." Horangi blushed. "And you're perfect in bed, don't worry. I didn't think about this when I said we should post it... I always assumed you were dirty talking me..."
"I didn't either." König pulled him a little closer. "Do you want to roleplay more?"
"Get the camera."
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chuuyascumsock · 7 months
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Okay soooo i kindaa had a silly idea and ran with it…. Fem!dazai who’s a monsterfucker with an AFAB!reader who is ALSO monsterfucker?
-Imagine fem!dazai finding out her s/o is a monsterfucker~
Imagine the two of them on Dazais bed just rambling on to eachother and then reader just says “honestly sometimes id just love to be fucked dumb by a tentacle y’know?”
And dazai just nods like “yass girll me too~” but she has this sneaky look in her eye.
-“Zai?whats up??oh no…what did you just think of🤨”
-“Oh no just…hold on”
She goes over to her closet and picks up a box and brings it back to the bed and opens it.
And lo and behold its fuckin filled with an assortment of monster-dicks.
Reader then looks up at dazai like 😳
And all she says is “ive got way better than a tentacle babe~ take your pick”
And when reader can’t pick on,she just covers their eyes and makes em pick one.
Imagine the rest of the night she just uses them all on you so you can find your absolute favorite…
Well at least that’s the excuse she made to get you on board.
Imagine dazai just goin to townn on you with each and ever one in the box,trying some of her favorite ones twice(just to make sure you get a proper feel for it ofc! she definitely doesnt love seeing your face scrunch up and relax as each one enters your pretty little cunt,each one a different shape,size,length and girth.)
Imagine her going so deep,it rubs against your cervix…imagine cumming so many times that at this point neither of you have kept count accurately.
Imagine her stimulating your clit with a little bullet vibrator as she thrusts the foreign shapes into you revelling in the way you moan out her name and grip the sheets,your toes curling and your back arching.
Imagine her using a vibrating one and just keeping it inside you,buried to the hilt and making u beg to have it pulled out.
Imagine her running her finger along the edge of your cunt,gathering some of your slick and demanding that you clean the mess off her fingers in exchange for taking it out of you.
Imagine by the time your done you feel so sore and exhausted that you can barely even get up to go have a post-coital shower.
Imagine waking up the next day to see that each and every one of the little gadgets had been haphazardly thrown back into their box. Only your decided favorites lying nicely cleaned and dry on your night stand.
Imagine getting just a little sweet revenge on her and buying her one she doesnt have just to use it on her until she cant walk. Honestly I doubt she’d mind~ I mean she gets to skip work the next day, AND she gets to be your little pillow princess~ It was a win win situation!
I hope its okie and not too much😭
ALSO IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW U WERE LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!
Lets just imagine my icon is um lactose free cheese?(is that a thing?)
Anywho! OMG GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR EXAMS!!!! Ive got exams on monday too #A Levels🥲 I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!! YOUVE GOT THIS!!!!
Stay safe! Study well and i believe in you!
-🧀
DEAR LORD 🧀, WANT SOME WORD COUNT LIMIT WITH THAT ESSAY 😭⁉️
I love how dedicated you are lol.
But you’re missing the part where Fem!Dazai would get a double sided monster dildo just to share with you so you could fuck yourselves stupid on it. And she only gets more enthusiastic about it when your pussies meet in the middle and your clits rub against each other 🤭
OOOO ALSO BONUS BUT UHM, I HAVE A FEM! CHUUYA x READER x FEM! DAZAI SMUT DRAFT SITTING IN MY DOCS THAT WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE WHAT I POSTED INSTEAD OF JUST THE FEM! CHUUYA SMUT 😶 I had the idea written down but I never wrote it. (I want to though.)
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sokonoi · 2 years
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How would the Tokyo Revenger characters act with an SO that is scared of needles but has to do a blood test? I feel like Baji would bully them into doing it.
how they act with a s/o who’s afraid of needles
ft. manjiro, baji, draken, ran, rindou.
contents. established relationship. mentions of blood/needles no in detail stuff. language (ofc). bad adulting. no beta
noties. baji would he woulddd!!! live footage 🔴 of me showing favoritism rn. i wanted to focus on how they treat you versus, the actually blah blah stuff, bc im not a fan of needles either..
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manjiro sano encorages you not to go at all! who needs proper health care. "jiro!" you whine anxiously. you don't like needles or the blood hell not even the smell of the waiting room, it makes you feel queasy. manjiro drags his eyes over to you, “just don’t go. i haven’t been to the doctor in years.”
“why?”
“i keep forgetting to show up.”
maybe the needles weren’t so bad ….
ken ryuguji gives you a long hard stare. "you are going n that is final," he says trying to be as sensible as ever. "but draken-"
"hell to the no, your going." he holds your stare in defiance. this was a battle you would not win. you pout badly, "draken." his heart sofens, he really is a sucker. after a beat of silence "we'll reschedule, but you will go this time promise."
you chew on your lip. "Promise!" you look away from him, "I promise, I guess.” you whisper that last part.
ran haitani laughs hysterically at your confession, tears form at the corners of his eyes as you stare at him widely. trying to figure out if you should be hurt and relieved. his laughter calms as he notices your laugh has not joined his. oh shit...
bonus : that night the couch was horribly silent, you’d went to bed early. of course you got the shot, somehow you made it. ran slips in beside you. eyes settled on the little kiddie bandage you had on.
he doesn’t look at you as he says “i’m sorry. i shouldn’t have laughed.” you look at him trying to decipher what is was. “it’s fine,” you say after a beat.
“no it is not. your very brave and i shouldn’t have done that. will you forgive me?”
a smile graces your lips, something he prayed he’d get to see often. “always.”
rindou haitani holds your hand. "it's almost done," he whispers but you just can't stand it. your eyes dart from tubes to blood to needles. it all so overwhelmingly frightening. "just look at me, you'll be fine," rindou says oddly soft. his eyes are steady as they stare back in yours. you’ve never noticed there were so many shades of purple..“you’re all done.” the nurse is pulling off her gloves
baji keisuke forces you to go. your hauled over his shoulders as he kicks open the swing doors. and brings his way to the front office. the recepitonist looks at you both wide eye'd. "put me down."
"no dumbass, this is for your own health." and you can't help but go along with it.
“here for y/n l/n.” a couple types on the computer seemed to be happening you assume. since you can’t see anything but baji’s ass. finally, “miss y/n isn’t due for another few months.”
he shrugs his shoulder, “damn… really? can we still do it today though?”
“NO.”
bonus:
“baji you’ve got to stop moving so fast.”
he cocks his head to the side, “why? I was just trying to help moron.” you purse your lips trying to keep the conversation civil. “that’s not the point.”
“then what is the point?” he shoots back, filling the space between you. so close that he just might—
baji snorts, “eexxactly.” that bastard just kept getting you and you, couldn’t be mad about it
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alright. i have emotionally recovered from miles posting on instagram this morning, which truly threw off my plan to do a little concert recap bc i was busy yelling at my phone/on tumblr. as you do.
a couple notes:
i don't really do concert photos; literally took a grand total of 4 during the actual show. so sorry, don't have much there!
i did not get a poster :( turns out they ran out before AM even went on stage?? i'm sad, but not too pressed bc really i'd much rather have a good view than wait in the merch line.
here we go!!
so getting into the arena was kind of a shit show lmao. we rolled up around door open and the line stretched 5 city blocks and doubled back on itself; it was mostly organized but asshats loved to pop in when the line got broken up by the streets. took us almost an hour to make it our five blocks and the line behind us was still just as long by then. at least folks waiting by us in line were nice! beyond nice conversation the true highlight was outfit spotting. shoutout to the absolutely dedicated guy who showed up in the full on fwn clown outfit complete with face paint by himself. in this weather! found a couple folks dressed exactly like the car alex (again, why are you wearing a blazer in this weather) and you know. felt real old about it seeing some of the other concert outfits. i'm sorry, not to be judgemental of the tiktok girlies, but holy shit. i managed to out myself once as a weird fan about it bc i had "inside knowledge" aka i saw the ig stories james and davey posted lmao. i'm so sorry i'm incapable of holding it in when i want to correct someone. had a grand time talking to some people in line next to me around my age; one of them even had an old sias shirt from seeing them live back then! good bonding about "hey what have you done since they announced this album?" one guy switched jobs twice, we got married, and the other couple had a baby. jfc.
further highlights include the person who wrote the batphone and cheeseburger notes, a couple other car truck bits i didn't take pics of saying things like "who the fuck are the arctic monkeys", and the true comedy of whoever designed the tickets. big mike wazowski energy
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fontaines dc sounded great! a lot of folks around me had no clue who they were, though. so the crowd wasn't too excited overall. also i have no idea who put together the playlist in between sets bc it was nuts.
and then: the big reveal (that i then updated tumblr on)
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i'm really surprised the whole set made it! the anticipation before they took the curtain down was absolutely palpable. also, didn't get a picture of it but at one point someone had a giant pole and was trying to poke something right at at the top of the frame of the screen. no idea what that was about but it was hilarious. not pictured: the bonus screens on either side of the stage.
an aside: my partner is fucking hilarious. every time a roadie came on state with an instrument he'd go "i don't think that one is a monkey." he also generally calls them the "monkfys" anyway bc he really latched onto that clip aksdjfs
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so this was interesting! they didn't show the body paint symbols at all on any of the screens; instead, they showed this colorful wheel thing.
and then the actual show. oh my word. opening with sculptures was absolutely my dream and honestly i don't have words for what it's like to see alex in person. he's absolutely captivating. hypnotizing. one of the most amazing things is watching how he proceeds through the show--how he goes from suave and put together with his choreographed arm movements for emphasis and his little things like the little bubble pop in that song. and then he starts to loosen up (along with his hair), we get the silly dramatic theatre kid during cornerstone and do me a favour, and by the time we hit body paint he's just completely letting loose. even when they played much of the usual setlist and i obviously know the music super well--better than anyone else around me--it was still absolutely thrilling to just be there and listen to the music and sing loudly and jump around until we felt the floorboards creak. they felt really high energy last night! turns out coming off of a break is good for them!
related, getting to watch the transformation into the poofy lion hair in real life is incredible.
i must admit, i am not immune to things like alex waving in our general direction to the crowd and walking over to our side of the stage and all of the charming bits. just can't help it.
otherwise, the only other person i could consistently see was nick - we were standing stage right, maybe 15 yards back? so you know. gorgeous as always. i'm sure jamie was wonderful also in his insane leather jacket -- didn't see him at all lol. i managed to get a very convenient window to center stage so i actually saw alex a decent amount. worked out well because i couldn't actually see the screens super well. i'm short. here's the only two pictures i actually took of the band, right at the beginning:
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and now for the rest of the setlist -- we all know they played a lot of the usual suspects. as expected, much of the crowd was pretty young and very invested in only AM and the hype songs. i didn't mind; at least i wasn't the only person screaming for perfect sense (weren't a lot of us, i was the only one in my general area, but that's alright. i don't care.) my spouse was entertained by the person next to us who looked up the spotify set playlist in between every song; he was like "why look it up? if you don't know the songs well enough to identify by intro then how is the list supposed to help?" anyway, holy shit when is snap getting out of the playlist? and yet even though i was not thrilled by it it was still so fun to sing along.
4 out of 5 had a really funny bit at the end while he was just kinda ad libbing lines. "four stars out of five, not quite there yet, but almosttttt." teddy picker and view from the afternoon were absolutely fantastic, too. and then we get the basic AM bits again, though turns out the crowd was also really hype for fluorescent adolescent. 10/10
i was so goddamn loud for perfect sense. shoutout to the spouse again for only knowing that song bc i learned to play it and then played it constantly bc i wanted to manifest it aksjdflaskdj
he was constantly saying "very nice. very nice. very good" in between songs, which was adorable. "hope you're having a lovely evening, folks." as my partner put it: "very good. that's him like yes, i've met my crowd interaction quota for the night"
and then of course we brought out the drama for do me a favour and cornerstone. i cracked up that there were already gifs of the "forcing a smile" bit by the time i got home.
mirrorball started with alex conducting the stings again. i love it so much. also makes my musician ass miss performing lmao. but really, i can't get over how good mirrorball is. it's so dramatic, so emotional, then the actual mirrorball reveal??? i cried. it's insane. it's beautiful. it's honestly indescribable. i generally don't like people filming a lot or taking tons of pictures but you know what? mirrorball is an exception. holy mother of god.
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and then 505!! i know i mentioned this earlier but really??? the mirrorball is only lit up like this for 505 and then they pull it back up?? there better be a mirrorball for me, he says, then we pull it down for the very miles song, and then they get rid of it???????? i had some thoughts.
our end of the stage got a bit distracted during do i wanna know bc we had someone go down in the crowd and had to call someone over to help. good news is that they were pretty close to the wall/barrier so it was easy to make space. even so, i realy can't get over how good that guitar sounds.
and then body paint. we've all seen videos of the extended outro and really, truly, it's just a life-altering experience to watch it life. it sounded incredible, it looked incredible with the rainbow lights, everyone looked like they were having a blast. i am a little biased bc i'm so attached to that song i'm getting tattoos about it on monday lmao. but man. not over it.
and finally the encore. ONE POINT PERSPECTIVE?????? i was NOT expecting it and absolutely lost my shit. unfortunately at this point bc we did some shifting around i no longer had a good view of anything. so it goes.
dancefloor, as always, was an absolute jam. bonus points bc now it's forever associated with our wedding. and r u mine had the place going nuts bc you know, the AM only folks, but really, i am also not immune to how hard that song goes.
all in all, that concert was absolutely incredible. i had an absolute BLAST and it was such a joy. i loved getting to be loud and truly did not care that there were bits where i was the only one who knew all the words. even my partner who is only really a tangential am fan had a really good time. they sounded amazing. i'm absolutely still on a high from it. hopefully the transition to a smaller venue again after the huge stadium tour was nice for the band, too!
and now time for some more coffee.
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My OCs Majour Historical Figures
Part 3 of my world building posts! I'm gonna arrange these guys in order of their importance to the Plot™, and how much I dote on them.
So, without further ado,
The Godhuntress, Ina
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She's literally my PFP :)
Lived: 2000-4050AC
Height: 3.5m (11'6 for Americans)
Pronouns: She/Her
Race: Angel of Nature (her halo is just flowers)
Was completely loyal to the Gods until her husband got killed for abandoning his post to pluck some flowers for her
Then she went completely apeshit and genocided the gods
Possessed a secret Voidic ritual to drain magic from others, which gave her the power to defeat the Gods
Killed her daughter, Isobel, in a fit of rage after Iz tried to stop her from killing the last goddess, the Goddess of Dreams, who was just a child
Massacred the Fae, elves, and forest spirits
Jumped into the Void out of grief when she realised she had become a monster like the gods (see it here)
Speaks like she came out of the bible
Basically the biggest deity in modern Triworld
Been living rent free in my head since I was 6
2. The Spirit Emperor, Hans-el
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Obsessive midgeted psycho
Lived: 3595- AC
Height: 130cm/4'3 (145/4'9 in his high shoes)
Pronouns: He/Him (caps included)
Race: Forest Spirit
Has an everlasting grudge against Ina for killing his best friend, the Goddess of Dreams, in front of him
Knows her power ritual because he saw her do it, and used it to gain enough power to become Emperor for vengeance
After she died, he set all the souls of the gods free for the heck of it
Like Ina, is power-corrupt and evil. Unlike her, he doesn't give a shit about it
Bastard has his little fingers in every bit of the Plot™
No seriously, if the story's set after Ina, it's events are probably his fault
You'll find him cameoing as either Hans or just 'the spirit'
Will murder you if you call him short (he is, even by spirit standards)
Inexplicably in love with Hash
3. Hash Brown
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Nobody knows her real name
Lived: 1998- AC
Height: ? (145/4'9 in his favourite form)
Pronouns: she/he (and never it)
Race: Shapeshifter
Possibly the oldest being alive in Modern Triworld, not that she'd let anyone know it
Wears an elf body because that's what she pretended to be during the Runic Wars
Goes by Hash Brown because the Lich-Queen said it would be cool, and he's possibly forgotten his own name by this point
Actually pretty smart but pretends to be a ditz
Pathological trickster who feels bad getting people in trouble
Moved into Hans' castle one day, became his partner in crime (and everything else) and never left
Feels bad for deserting his people during the Ruinic War (cos he couldn't accept genociding humanity) and as such looks after the remaining shapeshifters
Drinking buddies with the Luxatian Exorcists, who all actually believe she's an elf
Fakes an incredibly strong Paliodaen accent
Secretly, deep within his heart, a good person
4. The Lich-Queen, Iraela Foundling
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Cracker of bad quips
Lived: 2300-4003
Height: 165cm/5'5
Race: Human turned Lich
Found in the End of the World along with her sister, Ramaeria, and brought into Ceredellian Royal society
She showed no powers so she stayed hidden away while her sister, an Oracle, danced with nobles
Met and fell in love with a minor duke
When she discovered she was a necromancer of epic proportions, she tore Ceredell apart and remade it into the Deadlands
Has a god-awful inferiority complex and deep rooted jealousy
Still somehow trying to live up to her dead sister's image
Cannot stop cracking jokes at the worst possible timing
Thought it was funny to tell a young shifter to name himself Hashbrown
Main proponent of the Ruinic War, because she hates humanity (she doesn't want to be reminded that she was one)
Bonus: Luna Iverius Delacroix, Mind-mage
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Absolute tech boomer
Age: 6012-
Height: 150cm
Race: Human
Actually pretty important to the Plot™
Main character syndrome in every meaning of the word
Make-up fiend
Ran away from home at age 11 and made herself a cult of personality
Cannot drive, cook, use a phone or take care of herself
Insanely lazy, but skilled enough at magic to make up for it
Does not know the meaning of playing fair
Neither booksmart nor streetsmart, but a secret third option (not smart)
By the way, all the images were made on picrew.me ! Go check it out, it's super fun to play with!
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u/SADZookeeper:
AITA for failing to protect my brother?
It's been about a week since everything happened and I'm still trying to process this myself, so please bear with me. Sorry for the long background context.
I (~27M) and my little brother Ac (22M) grew up on an island with really famous and influential parents. I knew since I was a child that our parents wanted me to carry on the family legacy on the island, and I did everything I could to do that (it was the lot I was handed in life; I'm just making do with what I could). At the same time, though, I knew our parents sidelined Ac, so I tried my best to look out for him and make sure he was okay, because that's what brothers are supposed to do.
About three years ago, Ac disappeared overnight without a note. I tried looking for him everywhere, but my parents didn't really seem to care that Ac had gone missing, and I don't know why. I assumed he was dead and grieved for him, until he turned back up on the island over a year later. I reconciled with him and was glad that he was alive and well, and swore I wasn't going to lose him again.
A lot happened since this: I found out that my home island was built on a lie, that we were all in grave danger, and one of my best friends fled the island in response. I wasn't in an emotionally good place, but from this point onward, it might have be where I started to become TA.
Weeks after that, I received a letter from Ac that he was going on a dangerous quest that he might not come back from, along with all his savings. I panicked and tracked down his location to go after him (he left behind some notes on where he was going); I was afraid I'd lose him again and lose more people that I cared about.
I found Ac alive, thankfully, but when we sat down for a heart-to-heart, he told me about how he never felt wanted at home, which was why he left, and lost someone extremely close to him when he was away. I didn't know what to say about this: I felt like Ac could have trusted me with this earlier. I thought I tried my best to be a good brother when we were children, but clearly, that wasn't enough to keep him from leaving.
The location we were in only had a one-way entrance, but when we found the exit, it said it required a sacrifice, that only one of us could leave alive. I don't know or care who designed the place, but at that point, I didn't know what else I could do to make up for how much I failed Ac.
I volunteered to die for him to escape.
I wanted it to be me. It should have been me.
He decided otherwise.
He pushed me out of the way and fell into the death trap.
I don't know how to convey to you how badly I failed: Ac already had a rough enough childhood as he did; I couldn't be there for him when he needed it the most (both at home and after he left), and couldn't even ensure he could escape and live a somewhat happy life, even if meant me gone. I couldn't even do that much for him.
I don't know how I never noticed the extent of how badly Ac was treated at home, I don't know how everything led to this, and I don't know how I'm supposed to tell his friends that he's gone because I wasn't quick enough.
I'm back on the island where we were born and raised. I feel like TA. Am I?
TL;DR: My little brother had a rough childhood that I couldn't protect him from and ran off on a reckless, life-threatening quest, I panicked and went after him, we got stuck in a death trap, and he shouldn't have been the one to die there but I couldn't fall fast enough to make sure he's the one who survived–
This post is Part 2 of the "Chronica Siderum" series. Technically speaking, this post is slightly over the character limit for the actual AITA subreddit, but let's be honest, we don't really care here.
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Oblodra remnant: Tav x Emp origin fic idea
House Oblodra origin https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/House_Oblodra
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Your Tav could be a drow or half-drow originally from House Oblodra, most likely a lesser-connected noble, retainer, or slave. House Oblodra is an extinct drow house that was known for its strange experiments in psionic powers and disturbing links to illithids. Approximately 130 years before the start of BG3, House Oblodra launched a coup against the other ruling houses in Menzoberranzan, the drow capital. Because weave-based magic was unreliable then, during the "Time of Troubles," House Oblodra's terrifying psionic powers left them nearly unopposed in their conquest. Lolth herself intervened to destroy Oblodra and their unnatural ways.
YOUR TAV could be a survivor of this incident, either a shock trooper (psi warrior), assassin (soulknife assassin), or perhaps a noble or noble bastard that was able to escape. How do they feel about what happened? Where did they go when they escaped?
Did they stay in the Underdark, or did they flee to the surface, and what have they been doing for the last 130 years? Did they stay connected to their psionic powers, or did they cut themselves off from it? Did they turn to other gods, or turn away from them at all? Did they try to seek out a mind flayer colony? What do they think of illithids? Bonus: What do you want to do with the in-game example of a last survivor of House Oblodra, Araj Oblodra, aka the creepy blood lady at Moonrise Towers? (Did you figure out that she wants True Soul blood for weird, illithid purposes?)
For Lae'zel: this kind of Tav and Lae'zel may actually have very similar backgrounds on how they were raised. What does Tav think of her, and how do they get along? Is Tav naturally wary of Lae'zel while wanting to be her friend? Tav has a lot to lose in this situation because even before the tadpole they were already "ghaik trash."
And, how do they react to Omeluum and the Emperor? Is a friendly illithid all they wanted, or are they more paranoid than usual? Do they commune with the astral tadpole? What do they think about all this?
Vibe ideas: Think of the post-order 66 jedi children who ran away to escape destruction, and how they attempted to blend into society and hide their powers. Some of them cut themselves off from the Force. Did you know that the psionics in dnd were influenced by Star Wars, and the "Psi Warrior" class takes direct inspiration from Darth Vader? Don't you love how nerd ideas all flow together? Or, for a love letter back to Stranger Things, which loves dnd itself, why not play with a character who could have been like Eleven?
You see it now, don't you, the fic potential for this background? Isn't this fun??
Don't worry about trying to figure out how psionics work in dnd if you don't want to mess with that. Have them class into something else, or give them a few BG3 illithid powers activated at the start. For fun, you could have the "Telepathic" feat from dnd, which is not in the game, but it allows a character to cast a free slot of Detect Thoughts without anyone knowing they did that, and they can constantly speak in the minds of others they can see within 60ft.
Anyway, have fun with that if you want it. I always enjoy making custom characters in RPGs with backgrounds that connect to the most drama when I go in to write a fic. This is the background I've chosen for my Emp-romancing Tav-- a misfit half-drow/wood-elf with murky illithid connections who was a psi warrior back in the day. He escaped to the surface and fell into the life of an adventurer, a Swords Bard who became a follower of Eilistraee. A bombastic and loving party animal whose mind-reading powers have made him very understanding of other people's bullshit, and very suited to solving all these weirdos' personal problems.
Like all good ideas, I find they are best when shared, and there are infinite permutations to how they can play out. So I lovingly offer this up for you, to see what you do with it, just as people all have a different Durge. I hope you consider this and feel free to ping me if you do. Go have fun out there.
Here's your lore link again:
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rainy days~
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Genre: Fluff tw: none [lmk if there is] inspired by: this post and v's song 'rainy days'
Bustling noises from the busy but cozy atmosphere filled my ears as I opened the café’s door, shelter from the rain.
Ordering a chocolate chip frappuccino, I grabbed a bean bag in the corner, from where I could watch the entire store. I slumped into the soft fabric, tired from dealing with difficult people all morning, and on top of that was rain.
The café was a familiar and safe space since I had spent hours reading or simply observing people. A bonus was that they had excellent food.
Today, the drink arrived earlier than usual, except there was a piece of cake with a tiny note that read ‘You seemed tired today, child’ with a tiny smile drawn. I smiled gratefully at the old woman who ran the café, tears filling my eyes. She patted my shoulder and went on with her work.
As I sipped my drink, savoring the rich flavor I noticed that most of the customers today had brought someone along with them. A teenager across me kissed his girlfriend’s cheek, smiling bashfully when she laughed. This time of the year always seemed like a romantic season. Loneliness crept on me but it was a familiar feeling.
Recently though, a certain person had begun to chase those thoughts away.
His black hair and black-green ombre eyes came to mind as I groaned. The entire reason I had entered the café was to avoid him. No matter what I did, I couldn’t get him out of my mind. Being a fairly quiet person, not many people could do that to me and even then, it was usually me overthinking our friendship. He was one of the few people who could understand how tiring it was to be in defensive mode all the time and even encouraged me to try and come out of the habit, helping me when I told him I couldn’t.
And therein lay the problem. Jay’s too kind. And pretty. I choked on my cake. A tiny voice in my head said, you were avoiding the fact, you know it. Frustrated, I rubbed my eyes. I had never had a crush; sure, I found people attractive but I was never attracted to them, if that made sense. But whenever I was around Jay, I was constantly wondering what having a crush felt like.
A loud laugh startled me out of my thoughts. I looked up to see a university couple, muttering apologies—trying and failing to control their giggles. I watched as they sat down, the boy asked, ‘Can I hold your hand?’
His partner nodded.
A normal exchange, yet it reminded me of him. He always asked before doing anything, making sure I was comfortable with it.
Suddenly, a kid tucked at my shirt. I turned around and hummed. He nervously looked at a lady, who I assumed was his mother. She nodded encouragingly. He mumbled under his breath, ‘Are you a….?’
‘I’m sorry but can you say that again? I couldn’t hear you.’ I smiled as kindly as I could, not wanting to seem unapproachable.
‘Are you a spy?’ I blinked. Where had that come from?
‘No, why?’  
‘You’re looking at everyone and you’re wearing black clothes and you look cool.’ He said in one breath, looking at me with wide eyes. I laughed, ’I’m sorry to disappoint you but I’m not a spy.’
Looking visibly disappointed, he muttered a sorry and ran back to his mother.
‘A spy, huh?’ An overly familiar voice said.
My eyes widened as I saw Jay standing in front of me with a smirk. Too pretty. My surprise must’ve shown on my face because he backtracked, sheepishly, ‘I can go if you want, sorry for surprising you.’
‘Oh, no,’ I reassured him, ‘I was just shocked.’ At my gesture, he sat down.
I intercepted one of the waiters, ‘Excuse me, could you get a mocha frappuccino?’
‘Of course.’
I looked at him, ‘I hope you're okay with that?’ 
He smiled, ‘Yep, I was just gonna get that. Thanks.’
I grinned, pushing the plate of cake towards him, ‘Want some?’
He happily took a bite, ‘What’re you thinking about?’
I’m thinking ‘bout you,
I shook my head with an inscrutable smile.
With a hint of laughter in his voice, he asked, ‘Why are you so quiet?’
What to say.
I snorted, unwilling to say anything.
‘Alright, spill.’ Jay bent forward, a smirk plastered on his mouth.
I cocked my head, debating whether I should tell him.
His green eyes shone. 
His face looked genuinely happy.
His face looked pretty.
‘You’re pretty.’
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a/n: another cringe. are we even surprised.
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(Tw: kinda transphobia? Use of it/its for a character who hasn’t declared what their pronouns are yet. Arguments over whether a character is a person or not; that ties into the pronoun thing here. Bonus points for descriptions of canon-typical gore yipeeee)
An update from after writing this: oh this. Got. This one got away from me?? I think I started this at 4 minutes past the hour. It is now 43 minutes past the hour. shitt.
Update; it is now 17 minutes after the NEXT hour. 26 minutes after th last update. I have seen god in the past hour and she shook in fear of both my power and audacity. I have lunch with my family scheduled in like 6 hours and I have not yet slept. This wasn’t meant to be as long as it is but I was possessed and this is the result. I may edit it and make it smoother later but I’ll make that a separate post, I want this sleep-deprived chunk of words to be here as like a monument to the fact that I could have been playing stardew valley during this time but I chose to do this instead
TLDR: long ass story ahead written by a sleep-deprived and hyperfixation-driven author. Who is now going the fuck to BED
“We can’t just keep it! What if it has a tracking device? It won’t let us fucking touch it so there’s no way of knowing it has one unless it leads them right to us!”
“Ok, I hear you but think. That hasn’t happened yet. It’s been about what, three days? and that hasn’t happened, and they haven’t been violent towards any of us at all. They haven’t tried to go back either, so there’s no risk of them telling or leading Showfall where we are.”
“Why do you keep calling it ‘they’?”
“Well they can’t be an “it” now can it? …wait.”
“Ok can we figure out the gender of the thing in the other room after we figure out if it’s a threat to us or not. It’s not even a fucking person, you remember what those things did to you back there, don’t you?”
“Those people were not themselves, they were just doing what he wanted them to do—“
“They’re not fucking people! Those things are all part of Showfall, just like Hetch was! It’s just waiting for the right time to turn us in, or pull some shit on one of us like they did before.”
“They weren’t… they weren’t in control.”
“Yeah like fuck they weren’t, I saw it fucking happen!”
“You can’t just… Ok. Sneeg. Stop. You don’t speak for me, the one who, oh I don’t know, was the one that shit happened to? They were being controlled just like us—“
“No, no, not like us. We were wandering around and not knowing what the fuck was happening. None of us knew what was happening. We just went along blindly. Those things—on purpose—dragged you to that stupid wall and sewed wires into your hands—“
“Shut up, Sneeg—“
“No you shut up! You didn’t see it fucking happen! I saw them and Bitchface literally hold you down until you passed out! They were fucking choking you, they fucking—they nearly fucking killed you with just their hands, that’s not a little suggestion in the back of your brain, that’s on purpose! That is fucking deliberate, that is a thing those machines chose to do! You don’t remember, you weren’t conscious when they fucking stapled you to the wall and strapped your head in—“
Sneeg glanced at Ranboo for a moment in-between pacing as he ranted, and the far away look in their sibling’s eyes shut them up immediately. Ranboo was still present, thank fuck, but they were looking at their brother like he was holding up a knife to their throat.
“Fuck, Ran, okay, okay—I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have… shit. Do you need Charlie?”
“You don’t know when to shut the fuck up.”
“…okay. Okay. I’m sorry. Do you need me to get Charlie?”
“No, I’m fucking fine.” It did not sound like he meant that at all. His voice was less steady than before. “I don’t want him to worry about our… hitchhiker. He’s worrying enough about… well, everything.”
“The fact that it’s here, so close to us is the reason I’m trying to get you to see, Ran. What if it turns on him? What if it does that shit to him when we aren’t there?”
“We will be there.”
“And when it tries anything, we can kill it?”
“Sneeg!”
“You wouldn’t kill it, even if it hurt our fucking brother?”
“Of course we wouldn’t keep them around if they did that, could we at least just… just leave it behind? …wait, no, they couldn’t take care of themselves. If we had to leave it behind, maybe we should…”
Silence lingered for a bit too long.
“We should what, Ran?”
“…Sneeg, I was about to say that killing it would be a mercy.” The Hero laughed. “Doesn’t that sound familiar?”
The Taken didn’t reply.
“We have to help them. I don’t… I don’t want to be on the other end of a mercy killing. I don’t want to hurt anyone anymore.”
“Okay. I’m—are you okay?”
“…m fine. It’s fine. Just. Can you stop acting like they’re any different from us? Please.”
“What do you want me to think then?” His voice was softer than it had been a few minutes before.
“Just assume that they… that they were someone. Just like we were before. And they didn’t… they didn’t do anything on their own, it was all Showfall.”
“Okay. Fine. Let’s assume they were controlled, they didn’t mean to, so on and so forth. Why haven’t they talked yet.”
“I don’t think any of the drones even could talk. Wait, should we really be calling them a drone—“
“Shut the fuck up, Ranboo, we have got to figure out what to do with it. It probably doesn’t even know what is happening, what the fuck does it matter what we call it.”
“It matters to me! Do you want me to call you by your title? Do you want to call me by mine? …No? Then why are we treating them like all they are is what Showfall made them? We had lives before, we were someone, so they must have been too. They might not realize it, or… or act like it, but they used to be someone. They are a whole person, Sneeg. We have to help them, we can’t just leave them behind because that would mean we are giving up on someone just like us, and we cannot give up on each other. They… they would have hurt us by now if they were going to. And Showfall hasn’t found us since… you know, which means there aren’t any more trackers.
…okay, Sneeg?”
“…okay. If it,” he sighed at the look Ran gave them, “if they try anything, we have to leave them behind. I’m not letting a dumbass puppet be the reason we get taken back.”
“If they—ok, whatever, you’re not understanding. You can’t say one of us somehow wanted to be controlled, and they’re a ‘puppet’ but those rules don’t apply to the rest of us—“
“There is not an ‘us,’ Ran! That thing isn’t like us!”
“Guys?”
A sleepy voice shut the two of them up instantly. They had a split-second conversation with their eyes before looking to their brother. ‘We aren’t done talking about this’ ‘You’e absolutely right, so later?’ ‘Later.’ ‘We’re telling Charlie nothing happened?’ ‘Of course.’ ‘Ok good plan.’
“Why are you two fighting? I’m tired, can we please go back to sleep?”
“We weren’t fighting, we were…”
“…talking about plans for tomorrow. And you can go back to sleep.”
“I don’t want to be by myself.” Charlie looked at Sneeg pointedly, who sighed to Ranboo with a playfully annoyed expression.
“Well I guess I gotta go be a teddy bear again.”
“Have fun”
“Absolutely not.”
Charlie punched Sneeg in the shoulder lightly for that, who just giggled in response and led his little brother back to their room.
Which left Ran by themselves.
Some nights, he would join them, but some nights Charlie couldn’t stand to be anywhere near Ran, and the three of them had made a silent mutual agreement that Charlie trusted Sneeg more than he did Ranboo.
…Ranboo was okay with this. He wasn’t hurt by it. He didn’t cry on the nights he slept by himself.
He didn’t wish he could be the one Sneeg comforted sometimes. They were just fine.
They were fine, which is why they went to the living room where their… well. Their hitchhiker? They weren’t exactly a brother, or a sibling, more like a fourth wheel on a tricycle. Or a flyaway hair. Okay, maybe Ranboo needed to get tbr fuck to sleep, alone or not.
But he found himself in the living room, where their hitchhiker slept. Or, didn’t sleep, as they seemed to not need to. They would sit on the couch and stare idly at the tv. That was what had started the whole conversation with Sneeg in the first place; Ran wanted to leave some kind of entertainment for the fourth person so they wouldn’t be made to sit in the dark for hours. Sneeg took this remark as a perfect opportunity to explain all the reasons why the former drone should be abandoned, but Ranboo would have fucking none of it. Maybe the couch potato (shit, he really needed to come up with a name for them—) didn’t seem to sleep, barely ate, and stayed still unless actually verbally told to move, but they were still a person. Ranboo was sure of it.
Their hand wandered up to the fresh scabs where their mask had been. The fourth person had a mask, one that hadn’t been touched. Despite usually staying still, the person—(Ranboo thinks they might just call this person Couch for now. Maybe it’s not accurate, and they’re tired, but it’s something. C, for short.)
C would back away any time the others would try to get near them. And they did in fact try, but despite how creative or sneaky they got, C always ducked away. It reminded Ranboo of the drone who had followed them with a camera, always one step away and never letting the Hero get too close.
The mask turned to Ranboo, who stared back quietly. C hadn’t talked at all, so Ranboo didn’t expect them to suddenly start now. He wasn’t even sure if they understood what was said to them, but Ranboo wanted to try anyways. Better to be polite.
“Do you like the show that’s on? I think it’s called Lucy, or something. I don’t know, Sneeg said it was funny. And it didn’t seem, uh- scary or anything.”
The mask didn’t speak.
“If you want to change it, the remote’s right there, um, I showed you how to use it before. And there’s like, instructions drawn on there. You can thank Charlie for that one.”
“I think I’m going to head to bed.”
“Fuck it, can I stay here?”
The mask still didn’t speak, but the head hidden behind it tilted a bit at the sudden change in tone. Ranboo took this as an absolute win.
“So I just. I don’t want to be by myself. And I don’t think you sleep, I mean if you just sleep when everyone else is asleep that’s cool, but also if so how do you even? function? on that much sleep? It really isn’t that much but to be fair you don’t do much so maybe you don’t need it. …do you sleep sitting up? And just somehow wake up when we get close? I know, um. Sorry about that, again, we were just worried your mask had a tracker like mine used to.”
Ran laughed nervously. “I think I did convince them that it doesn’t, so that should stop now. If um. If we make you uncomfortable you still don’t have to be touched, it’s, it’s fine.”
Other than the head tilt before, there wasn’t a reply.
“Okay, since. You can’t talk, I’m just gonna… I’ll sit down beside you. On the couch. And if you don’t want me to be that close you can uh- you can leave. Or like, get up, and then I’ll leave. This is the only room with a tv, so I’ll let you stay here, but I can’t tell if you want me to be here or not, so. Okay, sorry, I’m rambling. Just… move if you want me to leave, okay?”
Ranboo waited for a response that didn’t come, then sighed. “Okay.” He kept his hands up and open while sitting down, waiting for a few moments before tucking his feet under himself to get more comfortable. “I’m just gonna stay here, okay? Like I said, just move if you want me to leave.”
The mask had tracked them to where they sat now, but the person—C—didn’t make a move to leave. Ranboo turned their attention to the tv, keeping an eye on their couch partner in their peripheral vision. During a moment of audience laughter in the show—I Love Lucy, they remembered—C turned their head back to the television as they had been before Ranboo walked in.
Seeing as how C (they needed a better name than that—) didn’t speak, this was the closest Ranboo could get to being told “you can stay here.” So they did. A few episodes later, his head was on the arm of the couch and his eyes were closed.
Five turned its attention to the Hero, who was now asleep. He had said it was a person, which was almost hilarious. And the Taken and the Hero seemed to think it couldn’t talk? They had to know it needed to be given permission first: any handler of a Drone or Prop knew that basic rule. It would wait until permission was given: it knew how to obey. It wasn’t meant to speak to a superior unless it was told it was allowed. It would wait.
…in the meantime, it studied its handler, the Hero. The other Actors, their two other handlers, called him ‘Ranboo’ but Five knew that wasn’t his actual label. The Hero was his character in the last show, and so that is who he was. Five didn’t know if Actors had a number, but he had been called the Hero in the script, and so the Hero he will be until the script changes.
It hoped to get new instructions, a new script for itself, something, soon. It was tired of simply watching the Actors go about their incredibly off-script show. It was sometimes told to participate, and since no other superiors were nearby, it had to obey its current handlers. But it was told to participate, to stir eggs, to help clean the kitchen, to attack small webs in corners with a stick with soft spikes on the end. Those sorts of things weren’t it’s usual directive, and so it found itself…
It didn’t resent its handlers. They were doing their best, and they at least knew that they were meant to give it orders. It simply wished they were familiar orders. It wished the Hero had told it to play dead, or play chase, or play camera, or caught, or prop. It would even listen if it was told to power down until needed. At least then it wouldn’t have to be conscious in this boring and unfamiliar set.
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Y EA I know they probably don’t like tvs. Shhhhhh. I didn’t think about that until like. I had already written the tv part. At this moment it is 55 minutes past th hour and I want these characters to go the fuck to sleep so I can go thr fuck to sleep /lh
And yeah Five only uses “he” for glran. That is intentional. It’ll be talked about and shit later. Something about being put into a role, something about showfall being transphobic, something something I want to go to bed
Powering down = “sleeping” for a drone. Different but similar. I’ll explain how it works later?, anyway The others hav e told Five to “sleep” but it doesn’t understand because it is only ever told to “power down” so it’s like error.sleep_not_found and it stares at them like “bitch you said the wrong. Thing. You’re supposed to know how to control me so you don’t want me to power down I fucking guess” and it’s gonna be really funny after that miscommunication is taken care of.
If you remember the Five Gets A Cold And Wants To Throw Hands With Everyone post, this is wayyy before that. These motherfuckers are fresh out of showfall. Don’t ask how they got a house. I’ll figure it out
I am! Tired! I’m not proofreading this!! Goodnight please give me your thoughts if you have them. I need to know I didn’t sacrifice tbis much sleep in vain /nf /lh (I appreciate words but you are Not required to give them. Love you have a good nigt/p)
#five the genloss blorbo#let’s not talk about how many tries it took me to spell unobserved. let’s simplynot#update like 5 years into me writing this: i also cannot spell the word peepohe it would seem#that. that was meant to be the word People. you can see m#h my point stands#it is late as fuck yet I Have to make this. it has to exist so I must make it exist#I’m hamilton writing like I’m running out of time but I’m writing g#writing 51 essays in which assorted characters get the physical and/or emotional shit beaten out of them#and me running out of time is running out of sleepy. I am a sleep y man#take a break and get away says my pillow. I am Hamilton my pillow is upstate and this goddam mess of a short story I am trying to write is M#this story is Mariah Reyndolds leading me to her bed .#I haven’t slept in a while and I’m hyperfixationed on Hamilton so that metaphor makes. 0 sense#if you’re reading this far I’m so sorry. have a cookie! and fun fact an old lady held my hand and s#she said my (Very Androgynous!!) haircut is perfect. she used those words#i almost cried right then and there. genuine compliments from people make my fucking day . ok I need to go back to editing thisthing now#I wrote it. changed a plot point. started to rewrite it. changed ANOTHER plot point#so now I’ve got several s#several layers of Oh Shit I have to untangle#im. making my own goddam escape au apparently????? it won’t make any fucking sense but I will explain it later.#and! feel free to ask questions!’ and tell me if it make’s absolutely 0 sense#I do in fact want to be able to tell the story in a way you will understand. so ask questions! give a feedback! /gen /pos#I accidentally. deleted a tag so whatever I was going to say is fucking gone now. oh I think I memerbr#they are out of character ye. I’m sleepy and I’m making their escape au up as I go.#so far I have 1) the box scene was somehow Worse#2) they kidnapped Five (yippee!)#3) Charlie is the most traumatized out of the three. I don’t. I don’t know why.#I think that’s mostly because I didn’t feel like writing a conversation between Three characters. so my brain was like this :#why isn’t Charlie here? sleeping. why are these two not including him in conversation? protectiveness.#why protectiveness? he is the most upset out of the three of them and the other two have basically taken up the caretaker role. great plan#great plan hit the showers. I have reached. max tags. shit oh well back to writing tumblr says so!
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Down The Hellhole!
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⌗ When Alastor first fell down into hell, his rise to power would never have been possible without the help of a demonic duke he had made a deal with when he was still alive. To say he had been charmed by the demon when he first summoned the duke was an understatement, he was mesmerized. So as soon as he made a deal with the demon, he made sure to supply enough human meat for the both of them upon discovering that the demon had the same diet as he does. The details of their deal was simple; the demon is to supply him with entertaining ideas, keep the police at bay and warn him of close calls, protect him from danger, and finally, their final deal was for him to be above the demons of hell when he finally dies. In return, the demon he had summoned will own his soul in the afterlife, which means he is to follow his orders when he dies. 
His reign of terror as a serial killer could have gone longer had he not argued with the demon he made a deal with one particular night where he had gotten drunk. Granted, it was his fault for being unable to restrain himself from ‘earthly matters’ such as sex, and that the demon simply fulfilled a wish he made unknowingly while he was drunk, which added more to his part of the deal when he’s dead. 
He didn’t, couldn’t remember what he promised the demon as he was drunk, and all he could remember was the passionate fornification they had engaged with, which Alastor must admit was better than anything he had imagined before. Sex had almost been a taboo in his life, but after seeing the charming demon day by day, it was harder to restrain his dirty thoughts. But after arguing and storming out of his own house in rage with a knife in his pocket, he felt the need to go against the demon who warned him to skip his hobby today and prove him wrong. 
All went well until he heard the barks of the dogs behind him as he hid the corpse of his new victim. Thinking they were police dogs, he ran deeper into the forest only to have been shot in the head, mistaken for a deer. The last thing he saw before he blacked out and woke up in hell was the disappointed gaze held within two, glowing scarlet red pupils. The demon he chose to ignore and challenge; [n].
⊹⊱ A Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss x Male Reader fanfiction ⊰⊹
Next chapter: Prologue
Word Count: 424 Words.
Note: The description to the Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss x Male Reader series! It's still on progress (with not much chapters completed or ready to be published) and proofread by yours truly, which is kind of sad but I don't think my friends are kind of an expert at proofreading? Who knows, I'll try asking them some other time. Chapters are ALWAYS being continuously edited. Because my writing style changes quite often and I improve, it almost annoys me. Anywho, the prologue should be right above this post! So happy reading and tell me how I should improve! (if you want) :>
Disclaimer: I do not own Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss and its characters, along with the art used (credits to mao and . Banner edit, the reader backstory and character are mine with some bonus plots I have added.  
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Happy Friday Niri! You've got your rarepairs up so uh what if Thalia/Alistair "L’esprit d’escalier (French) Literally ‘the spirit of the stairs’ this is when you think of the perfect come back or retort after the conversation has happened."
oKAY i wrote this very late last week for the 500 word smut challenge but then fell asleep before I could post it. So.
Imagine they've had a FEW additional meetings before Thalia decided to bang him, idk if she'd truly be THAT forward otherwise. 😅 But whatever this is a rarepair AU right 👀
For @dadrunkwriting
WC: 499
Rating: E for 🌶
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“And that’s why you wanted to — wanted to meet again? Because you’d — ah — thought of the perfect comeback?”
“Mmhmm. That never happens to you? The conversation’s long over, and it just… pops in your head?”
“Oh, all the bloody time. I just didn’t realize it would lead to… this.” Alistair let out a breathy chuckle. 
“Well, you were very intimidating in person the first time. Your Majesty,” Thalia added primly. 
“Ugh, please, don’t call me that, not— here. And I—” He grunted, then let out a breathy pant. “Maker, slow down, will you? I’m in no rush.” 
“Sorry.” Thalia slowed the rhythm of her hips, and they both let out a sigh of pleasure. “It’s just, it’s not everyday one has a private audience with the king.” 
“No king. Not right now.” Alistair leaned forward and kissed her. He was sweet, that was true, with his puppy dog eyes and soft touches. His fingers trailed from her face to her bare breasts, swaying with each thrust, to the curve of her buttocks as she straddled his lap. This had started because he remarked he didn’t think it was possible to make love in such a narrow, uncomfortable chair, and that’s why it was the one given to him for official crown business. Thalia was in the midst of proving him wrong. 
They slowed to a languid pace, and both moaned. The throbs of pleasure coming from Thalia’s core made it harder to concentrate on the shrewd banter they’d been keeping up all day. “Ah, that’s better. Mm, much better,” Alistair breathed, tangling fingers in her hair, which she had let down for the occasion and draped them both like a blanket.
“And you’re sure your wife won’t mind?” Thalia asked, though at the moment she hardly cared. 
“Psh, Anora? Marriage of convenience only. She’s been encouraging me to do this for— erg — years.” He grinned as he jerked his hips against hers, making her cry out in ecstasy. “First time I’ve tried it, though.” 
“I am… happy to oblige.” Thalia was breathing hard. It wouldn’t be long now, though they were doing as much as they could to prolong it. She ran her fingers along his chest, bent down low so he could get a different angle. “And the treaties — between the Ferelden crown and the Inquisition? They’ll get signed?”
“Oh, of course they’ll get signed. Please don’t think this is meant to be — payment—”
“Of course not,” Thalia said quickly, relieved. “This is just a — friendly — bonus. I’m sure.”
“Little more than friendly,” he said. “Oh, Maker, I’m close…”
She rode him harder, and soon they both climaxed in a flurry of moans. Thalia yanked his hair as she came, grinding down hard against his erection. He stroked hard, twice, and then went soft as she collapsed against him. 
Alistair kissed her sweaty forehead and held her close. She felt safe in his arms, like a child. 
“I guess that’s one way to do diplomacy,” he said, chuckling. 
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