#I think I have a cold
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Return to sender (dc x dp)
There was a box set right in front of his door. That was already pretty unusual, since Danny had just moved in, and and gotten done with boxes and he knew he hadn't had anything delivered here.
"Let's get you inside," Danny muttered as he got his key out of his pocket.
Unlocking the door, he picked it up and made his way in. He set the box down on the small kitchen table before grabbing a knife from the cabinet. He sat down and set to cutting the tape along the opening.
Peeling back the flaps, he took a peek at the contents only to be faced with a mound of yellow and black sparkly tissue paper, with a letter on top.
"What do we have here?" he muttered to himself, as he took the envelope out of the box.
Ripping it open, he got a small greeting card out. It had a yellow smiley face on it with the word "Smile!" printed above it. He flipped it open, and his eyes fixed on the printed text that said "Because today is your day!" Underneath it, written in chicken-scratch was written the following: "Looks like the bat has a new signal. At least mommy and daddy won't know how fast you replaced them!" it was signed with a simple J and yet another smiley face.
Danny frowned. "Weird."
Then, he peeled back the paper to find a taxidermied yellow-and-black bird Danny couldn't recognize, with its wings broken.
"This is definitely not mine," Danny said as he looked at the bird. Hopefully the real owner of this wasn't going to be too disappointed it had been this damaged in transit.
Danny took up the box to look at the delivery address, only to find that while this was for his apartment, the name of the receiver was marked as "Duke Marlon Thomas". It took one quick google search to find a phone number. Danny thanked whoever the sender was for including a middle name as it narrowed the search greatly. Dialling the number, Danny got up to get himself a glass of water. As he got the glass out, the line connected.
"Hello?" he heard a surprisingly young voice say. Well, assuming apparently made an ass of Danny. Maybe taxidermy really did appeal to all ages.
"Hi, my name's Danny. I think I got your package by accident."
"My package?" The guy on the other side asked, perplexdely.
"Yeah, a big box with a bird in it?" Danny answered. "Listen, man I'm sorry, I think the wings broke during transit, I swear it was already like that when I opened it-"
"What bird?" Now the guy sounded even more confused.
Well now, Danny was starting to get confused. "A taxidermied black-and-yellow bird?" Danny sounded out, then he grabbed the note and let his eyes go over it again. "There was a note too, I opened it, sorry about that." Danny winced, before trying for a joke to hopefully get the guy to soften up on him. "Whoever that J- friend is, he's got a weird sense of humour."
"J- friend?" the voice on the other side of the phone said. Guess, the joke hadn't gone over well, because his voice had gone tense.
"Yeah," Danny answered withholding a sigh, damn his curiosity. Opening other people' letters was not only a gross invasion of privacy but also a federal crime. Hopefully the guy wouldn't stay mad too long. "It was signed with the letter J and a smiley face."
"Whoever you are," said the guy, and the urgency in his voice had Danny straightening up. "You need to get out of here right now."
"What-?"
Just then, the door to Danny's apartment was blown open.
"I hope you're ready, birdie," a voice outside sounded, before a spindly man in a purple suit, green hair and sickly-looking skin walked in.
"Because you and me are going to have so much fun."
#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#batman#the signal#duke thomas#danny fenton#the joker#danny is confused#who is this skinny little man dressed in a funny little suit and why is he in his house#meanwhile duke is freaking the FUCK out#can be duke x danny or just gen#roxpox#roxpoxwrote#I think I have a cold#and I just ran out of cough drops#woe is me
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Someone got the common mold (and got Eber sick too)
#i think i have a cold#toh#the owl house#hunter toh#eberwolf the huntsman#darius deamonne#flapjack toh#my art
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Me: how are you doing tonight?
Bean: I’m doing good cuz todays my birthday
Me: HA- AAA- -IRTHDAY!!!!! 🎵Happy birthday~ to you!! 🎶
Thank you!!!!
#bean babbles#answered asks#anonymous asks#im actually not doing like super great#i think i have a cold#but we are maintaining a good mood regardless!!!!
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Tim in the series is so silly like
“Here’s my drawing of California!!”
I am in love with you
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I need phallo. So I can impregnate jared harris.
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Pleased to report that eating myself into a food coma last night not only let me sleep through the entire night but also helped me gain my voice back lol
#i think i have a cold#cuz thankfully i havent been experiencing covid symptoms#nor do i really feel that sick physically#but either way I'm masked up lol#even at home around my family tbh#my cousin gave me the sick but i dont want my grandma or aunt to catch it too lop#slightly disappointed that i gotta stay home til i revover#but hey I'd rather be mildly inconvenienced and recover faster LMAO#plus i have plenty of library books to keep me company#noodle talks
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no more sneezing please 🤧😭
#i never sneeze sneezing is not normal#<- had to take this out of my brain sorry#anyway#ive sneezed a bazillion times today#i think i have a cold#at least my throat isnt that sore which is a relief bc it made me feel like i was about to throw up even tho my stomach was fine#it was not a fun time#jo says stuff#personal ramblings
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If Sokka is the most durable man in Gladiator, then who are the others most durable? Your response to the last ask reminded me of one of the funniest moments in canon imo when Ozai take on AS Aang's attack here. Not sure if the following should be taken into account, but I remember ages ago that Avatar wiki considered this something worth mentioning, so it's probably a more deliberate choice than Sokka's comic relief.
Well, regarding Ozai's resistance being featured in Avatar wiki, it is run by fans primarily, so they get to decide what to feature there and what not to. What's most ironic is they probably have a better grasp of what's going on in canon than some of the people involved in producing canon... :'D but it does feel like a wild thing about Ozai that he could take the Avatar State's planet form (?) fully and I sincerely doubt that the comet was enhancing his resistance in any way... XD
As we can all see based on the ridiculous physique of the man in canon, Ozai is probably a fitness nut and never stops working out. So I think it makes sense for him to be very resistant, even to the point of surviving what you just pointed out... at the same time, I can only wonder if he'd be resistant but whiny, haha. I don't think Ozai has dealt with suffering a lot of physical damage in fights because he's generally not involved in fights to begin with, judging by what little we've seen in canon. Maybe he's got what it takes to resist serious damage, but I can soooo see him complaining about getting hurt the whole time... x'D
Anyway, on to the question!
Renzhi is probably the buffest and most resistant character in Gladiator, I kind of built him on the premise of being a firebender who virtually never runs out of steam. He's had so much fighting experience, he's survived countless wounds... the man's definitely what one would consider a tank in a videogame, haha.
Next... I think probably Mei Xun, actually. Another very experienced character, very strong, very buff, definitely could take a lot of damage without faltering. She's pretty epic that way :D
Honestly, Bumi. I know it feels random but it's kinda not considering he's been in horrific conditions for over ten years and, uh... he's still alive. Dude may have weird judgment, but he's a veeeeery tough one to break, for sure.
Among Azula's guards... I'd say Wuhan, Jianghuo and Qiang are the most resistant ones. The others are a lot more likely to lean on damage output than damage resistance.
Rhone sure as hell was a resistant fucker, half the damage he suffered across the story would have killed anyone else. Even if he's dead now I think he deserves to be part of this list
Lastly... Zhao is going to be quite durable eventually in Gladiator. I'm not going to elaborate on why. I'm sure some people can start guessing :')
#wingsfreedom#gladiator#you know maybe there's others but my brain's fuzzy#I think I have a cold#*cries*#anyway that's the best I've got atm#:'D
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posted that on the wrong blog sorry im really tired today LOL
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huahghggasuhu
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machine girl reference lol
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If salted buttered toast was a person I’d want to kiss them
Maybe garlic bread too
Or them lil warm bread rolls you used to get as restaurants as well
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❄️☃️The SDV Girlies in their winter garb!☃️❄️
One side how i interpreted their lil avatars and then the other side is just me playing dress up lmao.
“Bois when?” Dunno. 🤷🏽♀️ I will if anyone donates screenshots.
#stardew valley#stardew valley 1.6#stardew valley winter#stardew valley maru#stardew valley haley#stardew valley penny#stardew valley leah#stardew valley emily#stardew valley abigail#sdv maru#sdv haley#sdv penny#sdv leah#sdv emily#sdv abigail#i was sweating drawing this#the ph is having a fucking heatwave at 40*C / 104*C#and i’m not even living in the city where its definitely worse!!!#my pinterest algorithm probably thinks i’m insane for searching up winter outfits#penny looking lightly dressed for winter in her 2nd lewk but she’s dressed in several layers in dresses and skirts#i just wanted to show a lil bit of the layered neckline#ngl my fave lewk has to be emily!#she probably made her whole ensamble from scratch#abgail probably goes around lightly dressed#‘cold never bothered her anyway’ -elsa#haley going from cocnut girl to cold girl aesthetic#also i based maru’s outfit in this really cool chinese obre puffer jacket + 90s pastel tracksuit#with leah… what can i say gay in primary colors#thank you to henarikat for sending me a screenshot of their avatars!!!!!!#and also for being a beta for Haley and Penny’s looks hahaha
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feel like absolute shit i just want meganeura back!!!!
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snowzone
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls john dory#trolls bruce#trolls clay#trolls floyd#trolls branch#brozone#kinda missing the snow#while I'm glad it's not so cold anymore; I am not looking forward to how hot it gets#their sleds are walnut shells!! would a walnut shell make a good sled? probably not but it's cute so... walnut sled!#wanted to give bitty b one of those baby cow earmuffs and it spiraled to this lol#also saw some panels of dungeon meshi where young elves where these hats. truly inspired#haven't read/watched it yet but i can tell i would totally love it#I'm thinking of maybe making this my banner? it's like accidentally the correct size#trolls fanart#excuse the messiness#my art <3#trolls band together#i have another snowzone drawing but im not really vibing with it.#thinking of maybe posting those discarded sketches under like... a scrapyard tag#there's only like 2 sketches so far lol#sorry I haven’t posted some broppy in a bit#been having some trouble with it coming out a little stiff. so I’m thinking that some good old brozone can refresh my system lol
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i think marinette is worse at resting when she's sick but adrien is worse at sitting things out if he's injured. i have no explanation, these are just the vibes
#ml#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#okay i lied i do have justifications#adrien probably just. would love being taken care of if he's sick#it's maybe something his mom used to do but not ENOUGH#and marinette would absolutely spoil him#but marinette is all I AM FINE IT IS JUST A COLD I AM FINE meanwhile she nearly falls off a rooftop in a dizzy spell#but adrien hate being kept away from ppl he loves. hates not being able to protect them. and an injury is more long-term and isolating#meanwhile...idk marinette feels to me like an injurt would leave her more defeated. she'd feel like she failed somehow#like she is SUPPOSED to be ladybug she is SUPPOSED to keep herself together to keep the city safe#so i think that would take a lot of her energy she'd be frustrated about it yes but also sort of...admit defeat#adrien would find ways to cheer her up though 🥺
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