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dogmotifz · 6 hours
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anyone else have only two emotions careful fear or dead devotion or is it just me & the guy from the national
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dogmotifz · 7 hours
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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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dogmotifz · 7 hours
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girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..
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dogmotifz · 7 hours
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
#~3
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dogmotifz · 7 hours
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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dogmotifz · 7 hours
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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dogmotifz · 7 hours
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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dogmotifz · 8 hours
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i would fuck him into Next Week. no i wouldnt he looks like a frat boy. sorry for my dishonesty
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dogmotifz · 10 hours
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AMERICA ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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dogmotifz · 10 hours
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happy pull his panties to the side and fuck him friday everyone
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dogmotifz · 11 hours
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IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
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dogmotifz · 11 hours
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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dogmotifz · 11 hours
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Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
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dogmotifz · 12 hours
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things kyle gallner looks like in this picture:
the dreamworks face
the first image result for the google search “emoji suspicious gif”
guy you meet at an elizabeth warren rally
my dad when he was a bartender in the 90s
facebook commenter wearing sunglasses in his icon complaining about woke
the voice actor for a minor character in zootopia
man you just discovered lives in the neighborhood haunted house that everyone thought was abandoned and he’s actually pretty nice
clearly you don’t own an air fryer
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dogmotifz · 13 hours
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you are so obsessed with medieval monks and nuns. it's like your jungkook! embarassing
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dogmotifz · 14 hours
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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dogmotifz · 14 hours
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lmao
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