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whump-queen · 8 months

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“C’mon mutt, look at the camera. Your owner wants to make sure you’re still breathing.”

#whumper dialogue #akia.txt #I queued this at 2am ok #whump dialogue #whump words #whump #tw degradation #degradation whump #kidnapping whump #captivity whump #hostage #sorry ://#:>>>#kidnapping #kidnapped whumpee #hostage whumpee

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justalildumpling · 9 months

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⇢ nct dream at parties

pairing: nct dream x reader genre: college au, crack, fluff warnings: swearing, mentions of drunkness/partying, vomiting, weed, sex (nothing explicit) word count: 1.1k

note: lowk couldn’t stop thinking about jeno playing beer pong at parties and it led to this… lmao i just realised that a lot of these dot points are based off of irl events HHAHAHAH are u guys any of the dreamies at parties?? genuine question😚😚

Mark

Is probably the host’s friend so he was at the party early, setting up the decorations and accidentally spiking the jello shots with more vodka than the recipe required so it ends up tasting like shit

That being said, he would probably be drunk by the time people start rolling in through the door due to him “taste testing” the shots

Lowkey too drunk to comprehend that people are flirting with him and accidentally dude zones them or fumbles over his words when trying to talk up a hot person (no drunk rizz)

Accidentally cockblocks someone by walking into a random room and flopping on the bed without noticing that they were doing the deed

Starts randomly telling everyone that he’s really good at cooking eggs now and that he’ll prove his improved skills (Spoiler: He either burns the eggs and makes the fire alarm go off or someone drags him away from the kitchen)

Weirdly craves cereal by the end of the night so he pours himself a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and heatedly discussed with everyone whether milk or cereal should be poured first

Renjun

I don’t see him getting piss drunk. He would probably pace his drinks well across the night so he can make sure someone haechan and chenle wouldn’t puncture a hole in the host’s wall

He would be sitting around the fireplace outside, chatting to his friends or just random mutuals about anything

Probably ends up yelling scolding one of his friends at some point (e.g. hyuck) for taking too long in the bathroom

Calls everyone their respective Uber/partner to pick them up at 3am or tucking them into a random room to sleep

Always holding at least 2 vomit buckets after 11pm and waiting for disaster to happen (aka his friends threatening to puke on the living room floor)

Probably ends up with 10+ new followers on Instagram after every party because he literally talks to everyone and unwillingly became co-host of the party (because the original host got so wasted)

Very exhausted by the end of the night and swears to never go to one ever again (Spoiler: He does because Donghyuck drags him)

Jeno

You cannot tell me that this man would not be at the beer pong table 70% of the night, like nothing can distract this man from winning every round. A hot girl trying to fuck? Nope. Someone offering more alcohol? Nope. Jaemin is throwing up in the bathroom? Ok, maybe.

Unironically would like the taste of cheap beer (maybe he just used to the taste of it after the sheer amount he had to drink from that godforsaken game)

If he gets drunk enough he would start flexing his muscles and comparing sizes with the guys

Probably thinks he looks and acts like the sexiest person alive at that party but in reality becomes a cute little fluff ball and is babied by Jaemin whenever he sees him

He would not be aware of the volume of his voice and would start shouting everything that comes out of his mouth like Renjun could be like 5m away from him but he’d be like “JUN CAN YOU GET ME DORITOS FROM THE PANTRY” and would probably get repeatedly shushed

Ends up drunkenly walking home around 2am

Haechan

Goes ham on pre drinks and turns up to the party ‘fashionably late’ so he can make a grand entrance

He would be holding a bottle of some sort at all times (whiskey, vodka, tequila, soju pick your poison) and chugging it by the mouth and offering it to anyone he sees and suspects to be “too sober”

responsible for 80% of the queued songs on the party playlist and would turn the living room into a rave

Ubereats KFC halfway into the night, chowing down on way too many wicked wings and stubbornly not sharing to others or if he did, would ask them to venmo him double the money required because he charges “interest”

Would throw up in a fake plant by the end of the night

Jaemin

If this party had a theme/dress code he’s the type of person to dress up as himself ⎯ like the most effort he’ll put into a costume is writing Na Jaemin on an A4 piece of paper and sticking it to his shirt

Probably only came to the party because of the food and that Jeno was going

Mans would either be the most sober one there and taking care of his friends or wasted af and doing the stupidest shit like walking into the same closed door for the tenth time and getting pissed that it wouldn’t let him through

He would probably bring his film camera and take embarrassing photos of his friends and taunting them with it like a month later when the film gets developed

Complains about the taste of alcohol but keeps drinking because he has nothing else to do

He would end up passing out face first on the ground somewhere in the house by the end of the night and scaring the host the next morning

Chenle

Brings his own expensive ass alcohol as well as raiding the host’s stash too

Like Renjun, i also don't see him getting piss drunk but the difference is that Chenle’s goal of the night was to get black out drunk but couldn’t because his alcohol tolerance was too high

Either sitting by the fireplace being loud or running around the house and annoying people by being loud

The biggest hype man for his friends to do idiotic things (e.g. cheering hyuck on whilst he’s in the process of getting alcohol poisoning)

He would see some people smoking a joint and would join for the lols

He would be the reason for the party getting a noise complaint and the police turning up

Jisung

Probably would take him a couple hours into the party to get drunk and horrified/scared for his friends’ reputation whilst they’re drunk

But once the alcohol hits his system, he would be clinging onto his friends when drunk, wobbling around mumbling his love for everyone

If he has a crush on someone, you bet your ass he’s gonna drunk text a confession and cry when he gets rejected

Would accidentally eat someone’s pot brownies thinking it was the normal ones and being paranoid as hell for the rest of the evening

Would kiss someone jeno’s foot and wouldn’t remember it the next day until someone shows him photographic evidence

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missanthropicprinciple · 11 months

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“wanna watch the sunrise? '' '' i am, right now. '' - Janegon? 💜

(Sorry for the delay - busy with some personal things...plus I forgot I queued up the prompt list.)

It had been a very long night of busting. Free-repeaters and all. The "boys" got back around 2am. All went to bed except for Egon, who had documentation to conduct. As dawn approached, Janine stepped outside for some fresh air. She had opted to stay at the firehouse until the men returned in case the worst happened, something she never liked to do on principle because Peter might further exploit her secretarial services. But of course she stayed for Egon. As she walked through the gigantic firehouse doors, pulling one almost closed behind her. She took a deep breathe, hugging herself and closing her eyes in the early morning light.

Meanwhile, Egon was sitting at his desk, getting lost in some analysis. He concluded his notes on the presence of mushrooms near the scene of the free-repeating ghost, set down his pen and stretched. He realized it was morning as a thin beam of yellow-pink light stretched across the concrete floor of the garage. His friends and colleagues were upstairs fast asleep. Egon realized that it must be Janine who opened the door. He slowly got up, feeling the stiffness of his knees and hips from the night's work and too much sitting. It was the most silent New York City ever was at any time of the day. He smoothed the side of his hair and walked with elegant steadiness towards the doors.

Janine was facing the sun, her red-tinted brown hair shone in the golden light. Suddenly he was standing behind her.

"Are you cold?"

Janine jumped slightly. She turned to see Egon and went back to facing the light.

"Ya scared me," she said softly.

"Sorry."

Egon stepped closer. He didn't know what to say. In a way, he didn't need to say anything. He knew she had stayed, if not for him, out of concern for all of them. Despite her sometimes forthright demeanor, she was a woman of deep feeling.

“Wanna watch the sunrise?"

"I am, right now," he said looking at her.

He gently wrapped an arm around her waist, asking if it was ok before drawing her near.

"I'm so glad you're ok," Janine said. And Egon gently squeezed her closer. She smiled. The sunlight warmed them.

#my writing #fic #fic prompts #prompts #Egon Spengler #Janine Melnitz

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aromandragon · 2 years

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Happy week 3 of Pride everyone! Just narrowly missed the deadline for this picture,,, I’ve never drawn Echo but I’ve always wanted to and I thought well since it’s pride month and I hc her as demisexual I mine-as-well do a piece for her this year! Hope everyone enjoys! 🌸💚 Bonus: because this was so down the the wire (its around 2am while I’m queuing this post) I didn’t even have time to make the hands look decent and I’m afraid there might be more errors I didn’t see but I still hope it looks ok lol Please remember these are all headcanons and are in no way canon to the real story or characters!

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bookwormscififan · 1 year

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Ok, Merlin post queued for noon.

I’m gonna go sleep now.

Merry Christmas (it’s almost 2am so I can say that)

#goodnight #Christmas 2022 #also didn’t go to mass today #so all is well

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briightskies · 5 years

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so we all know deltarune is an anagram for undertale but did yall know kris is an anagram for frisk

but where is the f, you may ask? oh it’s there

to pay respects

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ferelden-cowboy · 5 years

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someone has been mowing their lawn for five fucking hours

why the fuck

they started at noon and now

it's 4:53 P M

send help

#evveryone here likes to keep their grass shorter than cassandra's hair #so they mow every week #someone mows //everyday//#are you ok????#to be fair there is nothing to do in this town #and the mall has like 3 stores so #queuing posts i wrote at 2am

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pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid · 2 years

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Omg I’m indian too hahaha

why is it i see u posting stuff at 2am or 3am

get proper sleep!! And take care of ur self

MORE DESI ANONSSSSS!!!! YAYYYY WE’RE HAVING A DESI INBOX PARTY!!!

Oh uh…about that 😳…uh…I have a weird sleep schedule 😭😭 also most of the stuff is queued :33

Ok thank you😭😭 take care as well!!! 🌸🌸🌸 💜💜💜

#desi nonnie 🌸#KSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK #💜🌸💜🌸💜🌸🌸💜💜💜🌸🌸🌸🌸💜💜💜💜#reply post #not pjo

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freelancearsonist · 3 years

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ok so it was like 2am and i had been awake for almost 24 hours when i queued the emoji prompt list for sinful sunday and i just looked at it and realized that literally none of them are sinful so 😂😂 i dropped the ball on this one i admit BUT imma answer them anyway and y’all can just send in the usual filth 😂😂

#sinful sunday #i’m literally such an idiot sometimes 🤦‍♀️#BUT PLEASE SEND IN i’m sad and could use the distraction #what’s new honestly i feel like i say that every week 😂

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fuckyeahkurokonobasket · 7 years

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THIS IS WEIRD I HAVE THE QUEUE ON MY MAIN BLOG TO POST AT LIKE 2AM AEST BUT THIS BLOG, BECAUSE RUN BY MULTIPLE PEOPLE (or it’s meant to be, where are the others????) IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES, IT GOES OFF DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY FOR ME.

So I’m just casually posting and then it’ll post while I’m still online. And it’s weird. And that’s about the only point to this story. I just wanted to say. How weird it is. ._.

~Nix

#its probably 2am in america #its 3am in texas so there you go #i checked #ok but the aokuro stage thing i posted #i was looking at our posts and went ?? when did i post that #it was a queued post from yesterday #LIKE A WHOLE 24 HOURS AGO #time zones man

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miafic · 3 years

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i wrote a scene but it’s so angsty and bad that i dont even want to show it to you. plus it’s about lucas and zakk so i am keeping it locked up haha

i lowered the queue to 3x a day (it was on 7. i usually have it at 5 but i had too many posts piled up and then i forgot to slow it down again so i ran out mega-fast and this will give me a chance to restock it. i like to keep it around 100-200 posts, but it was down to 63. i noticed i was seeing stuff i queued on the weekend posting already and i was like ??? it used to take a month??? so that was bad but it’s ok we’ll all live.

and pretty much every hc post i write is gonna be queued. if i write it from my bed at 2am, ill probably just post it with all my typos like normal haha but otherwise, yeah. queued.

im trying to like. not bombard yall with content. hopefully all of these things help.

#part of me feels like crying but this is the right thing to do i think

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slut-kiss-g1rl · 4 years

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ok i have this queued for 2am. if you see this on ur dash and im still active, please yell at me to sleep

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acrossthestars · 5 years

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Sorry, long post ahead

// Ok so I really wanna come back to this stuff with rping with yall, but I unfortunately have a few limitations that I’d like to go over first:

1. I’ve been working a lot of hours and taking care of my mother. Long story short she went through chemo for Hodgkin's Lymphoma in the brain, and while given a clean bill as of February, is currently dealing with major side affects from the treatments along with other problems related to her spine, a botched surgery, and more. So a lot of my energy when not put towards working is helping her, so a lot of times I’m very tired.

2. I’m trying to psyche myself up to come back to multiple blogs. I still have @lavendermaternity and @hiddentwins up, but even if I do manage to post again I don’t know if I’ll be able to juggle all three of them.

3. Looking at my characters, even if I pick just one, they all seem old and cringey in my own eyes and I want to rework them, but right now I lack the time/energy to do so. Thus making me less motivated to come back because I feel like my characters might not be as good as other peoples. I know my mutuals like them but I tend to get in my own head with this sort of thing.

I really hate to admit this, but I’m much more stressed then I’ve been letting on and it’s starting to result in me overeating and developing a bad dependency on caffeine despite how harmful it is to me. I’ve taken notice that my sleep schedule has also taken a bad hit from this. (I wrote this whole post at 2am, and lately I don’t get to sleep until 4am)

I’ll keep the blogs up for Denari and the twins because I still enjoy them, but I likely won’t be posting on them much if at all in the future. Avery is my main rp blog (and my favorite out of all of them) so I’ll likely rework their bio to make more sense. I’ll try to make a lot of queued character posts to keep my blog active, but in regards to replies I’ll likely limit myself to posting one or two replies a week depending on what I can do.

I’ll also be avoiding real life political issues on here as well. With as much stress as I feel, politics will only make it worse for me. Rp and tumblr are a means of relief for me, so it’s difficult to deal with these topics when there’s so much other stuff just in my personal life. I’ll be updating my rules page in regards to this and will likely blacklist political content for my own sanity.

For everyone I had been involved with prior to my hiatus, I’m very sorry for leaving you high and dry like this for the past few months. If anyone wants to continue old threads or just start new ones, I’m perfectly fine with either. I’m also chill with just talking about goofy character stuff as well even if we never do anything with it. I’ve really missed being a part of this stuff and I want to come back, but I know that this isn’t the first time I’ve popped in and then disappeared suddenly again, so I understand if some of you don’t feel like we can rp due to this.

#~~ooc~~#mun talk #serious shit sorry #I drank a monster before work and was not ok #Kinda when I realized I'm fucking up bad

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feather-pillow · 5 years

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putting this on side so it doesnt clutter followers as much, read if u like but im too lazy to log out and put this on vent acc asdfghgfd

its 1-2am ish (idk if i queued this lol) and ive had this weird revelation, ja? ive grown up like hella the last few months, i mean sure, not by a lot, but its noticable, definently better than the little hell demon i turned into back in 2016/2017 (who shortly reappeared for 2018 asdfgfasdfg)

and its only a little, but ive learned to love and to be loved (wOW thats corny, bear with me on this one), i may not be comfortable in my skin yet, but i think im on a good road to recovery owo

so right now i give my love out to all who needs it, love and be loved, theres someone out there willing to give just as much love as you, theyre ur demon fighters, cherish them, love yall, gnight :D

(ok to rb)

#text #text talk #personal rant #personal #(okay to reblog)#also asdfgfd im not going to sleep jus yet but still asdfghgfdsdf #positivevibes

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strugglinglemon · 7 years

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a day at the amusement park with boyfriend! hwang minhyun

hand holding everywhere

the tickets have cute cartoon animals and minhyun insists you look like the cute panda so he forces you to take a picture posing with it

the both of you pass by a shop selling cute ass headbands

*places a headband on your head*

“ahhhh~~~ you look so cute” <33333

*places another headband on your head*

“ahhh this is cute too!!!!!!”

him smiling at you

the both of you end up walking out of the shop with 5 headbands and he forces you to wear the one around

“wah~~~”

he can’t stop smiling at you in the headband

he thinks his heart is going to burst

queuing up excitedly to take photos with the characters

actually it’s mostly you being excited but minhyun is excited to see you excited

minhyun bringing you to the pirate ship ride

aND you were so jittery he kept laughing at you

“aigoo is my baby scared” :pppp

you two go on the ride and you almost trip over the step aHA

minhyun holds your waist so you don’t fall

tbh he is always taking care of you

like how his hand is always on the small of your back during the ride

but you’re too busy closing your eyes

minhyun’s like “wooooooo”

“shut up minhyunNNN!!!!!!” T_T

minhyun just laughs even harder DURING THE DAMN RIDE

you don’t have the energy to ask him to shut up anymore hahaha

the ride ends and you get all wobbly

“is my baby okay” :p

you glare at minhyun and pout

“go away!!!!!!!” >:(

“aww cutie,,,, come here”

minhyun brings you in for a hug and pats your head and laugHS again

he treats you to churros

minhyun feeding you ^_^

the sky is beautiful too (it makes everything better)

the both of you go for more rollercoaster rides and minhyun keeps watching you freak out

minhyun trying to stifle his laughter

he high key finds you being scared adorable

“stop looking at me freak out meanie!!!!!!!!”

you leaning onto him after the rides

haunted house time fml

minhyun shouting “yah!!! y/n!!!!!” because you keep squeezing his hand so tightly

he thought it was going to fall off but he doesn’t let go

“minhyun save me” ;;;;;;;;

you accidentally punch a “ghost” (no one was hurt,,, it was super light)

and minhyun having to apologize for you

you didn’t even know because you couldn't register anything that was going on

he ends out chuckling throughout the whole thing and you cling onto him

“it’s okay~~~~~~ i’ll protect you”

MINHYUN REALLY FEELS THE NEED TO PROTECT YOU

he wants to keep you in his pocket

IT’S FINALLY OVER

minhyun tells you about you “punching” the ghost

“should i go in again to apologize to him????” then you tremble

“ok nevermind” T_T

minhyun thinking you’re such a precious cinnamon bun

you two hop onto the ferris wheel ride

“the scenery is so pretty!!!”

minhyun whips out his phone and you thought he was going to take pictures of the scenery

he secretly take photos of you instead

“why are you taking pictures of me?????”

“you look even prettier than the scenery”

cliche but he really means it

you plant a kiss on his cheek

he gets all blushy

of course,,,, the legendary on top of ferris wheel couple kiss

<333 the carriage is filled with sweetness

watching the fireworks together

the both of you are still holding hands

it’s breathtaking

you cannot believe how lucky you are to have a boyfriend like minhyun

minhyun breaks the comfortable silence between the both of you

“thank you for being my girlfriend, y/n”

you smile at him contently

“thanks for being my girlfriend too” :p

��yah!!!”

you count your blessings and so does he

minhyun whispers in your ear and says he loves you

he also gently squeezes your hand

you feel so warm inside

“i love you too” ^_^

“today is the best day of my life!!!!!!!”

“mine too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“let’s get married soon!!!!” n_n

what?!?!?!?!?!

leaving the amusement park with slushies and a heart full of love for each other

[mh @2am: sends you the picture he took of you on the ferris wheel]

[mh: i know you are asleep but i miss you already~~~~]

minhyun changes his kakaotalk profile picture to a photo of the both of you in cute headbands

ends up staring at it till he falls asleep

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find boyfriend!minhyun here hehe or boyfriend!youngmin here!

thank you for reading! don’t we all need minhyun in our lives ^_^ feel free to send me requests for the other produce 101 boys!!! i don’t bite :p

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ferelden-cowboy · 5 years

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12:51am magic stream of consciousness

i was just thinking about practical uses for magic

what about a mage using heat magic with their hands on hair like a flat iron?

heating up tea/hot chocolate quicker

sticking a steak between your hands and just INSTANTLY COOKING IT

no i think that would just burn

but it’s magic so???? i can do what i want

would using magic with your hands be like bending in the avatar universe?

is there water magic? since there’s spells like ice wall and blizzard

you could prob get rid of a bruise pretty well with cold magic

if ice magic can just come out of thin air, does it work like frozone’s ice powers?

does ice magic work if the air is too dry?

IS FROZONE A MAGE???

the incredibles universe is modern thedas

ok time to bring dragon age into the pixar theory yall

jack jack is a rage demon

ok tiiiiiime to sleep then forget i wrote this

#ok i scrolled to the bottom of my drafts since its a mess #this was from a few months ago #at 1am i'm either functioning or just thinking about stupid stuff like this #queuing posts i wrote at 2am

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