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uhohdad · 10 months

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Saw your post and came running babes. I love your writing you're so amazing and talented💕 I would like to req König x fem reader fluff where they've been trying for a kid and borderline give up after a bit but than one day when he comes home from a long mission he's surprised to find out she's pregnant 💕

✨ Konig x Reader, surprising him with pregnancy ✨

thank you for the suggestion!! you are so sweet, anything for you my dear 💕 I hope you like it

It was depressing. It was really starting to feel like the universe was playing a cruel joke on you.

“Schatz?”

You let out a sigh just quiet enough he wouldn’t hear it through the bathroom door.

“It’s still cooking!” You yell back, but it’s a lie. You don’t have it in you to ruin his dreams just yet. That stupid little lone blue line had already robbed you of your fantasy like a punch in the gut.

Maybe you had deserved it. Maybe you wanted it too much or maybe not enough or maybe you weren’t managing the stress well enough.

But Konig didn’t deserve it. He should get to live in the fantasy a little bit longer. You knew how bad he wanted this. How excited he was to be a Papa.

You scowl at the pregnancy test.

Stupid little blue line. Get a friend, won’t you?!

Your hands find your face and you let out a little groan.

When you open the door slowly, the disappointment is apparent on your face.

He knows what that means. He pulls you into a hug, wrapping his strong arms around you, “Oh Schatz. It’s okay.”

You take a deep breath against his chest, inhaling the scent of fabric softener. Your words are muffled against him, “It’s just - I really got my hopes up this time. I feel so stupid for doing that. Why do I keep doing that? You think I’d learn my lesson by now but no, it doesn’t get easier.”

You let out a big sigh, “I’m sorry, Konig.”

He leans down to gently kiss your forehead, his fingers gently tracing up and down your back. “You’re too hard on yourself.”

You grunt into his chest in response.

He gives a weak smile and pulls away just enough to look at your face, keeping his hands on the small of your back. “Maybe we should take a break. I think the stress is getting to you, meine liebe.”

You let out another huff, trying to will away the tears threatening to spill over. You bury your face back into his chest. “Yeah, I think you’re right.”

He plants another kiss on the top of your head, his hand soothingly continues rubbing your back, “Even if it doesn’t ever happen, I’m still the luckiest man in the world to have you. I wouldn’t give that up for anything.”

You finally wrap your arms around him, giving him a squeeze, “Love you Koni.”

“Love you too, meine schatz.”

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Konig’s three weeks into a four week mission when you find yourself kneeling in front of the toilet, last night’s dinner making a reappearance.

When your body finally gives you respite, in between deep breaths and rinsing your mouth out, your first suspicion is something was wrong with last night’s dinner. You did cut it close with some expiration dates.

The next clue is your chest and back. You’re thinking your period must be around the corner at just how sore they are. Your heating pad gave little relief.

When the nausea doesn’t subside the following days, the suspicion arises.

Before you even let yourself daydream, you immediately take a test. Not going to get your hopes up this time, oh no. Nip it in the bud fast, you can’t handle anymore crushing disappointment.

The timer on your phone beeps and you check the test laid flat on the counter.

Little blue line! Who’s your friend?

Okay, probably a false alarm. Not the little blue line you know. The little blue line you’ve become very familiar with is a loner, antisocial, doesn’t bring friends to the hoping-to-soon-be-expecting-party.

So you try again, mustering up what little urine you could on your second go.

Wouldn’t you know it? Another positive.

Okay, okay. Promising, but not enough.

Three. You need three little blue lines with friends. Yes, because twice could still be a coincidence, right? Three sets of little blue lines and then you can get excited.

Chug some gatorade. Wait for it to pass. Pee on the stick.

You don’t even wait the full three minutes the pregnancy test package recommends. The two lines are already distinct. You close one eye to make sure your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you.

You let out a squeak, loud enough it carries throughout your empty home.

So giddy you can’t help but bounce up and down on your feet in excitement.

It’s happening!

Oh, this moment you’ve been waiting for, all those negative pregnancy tests that had mocked you time and time again, they can fuck right off, because now you’ve got a bun in the oven.

You wished Konig was here to share in your excitement. You let out a groan, knowing having to sit with your secret for another week was going to be painful.

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“Schatzi?”

You don’t even let him put his gear down as you run into his arms, squeezing him tight. “You have no idea how much I missed you!”

He was caught off guard by your quick incoming, but returns the warm embrace after steadying himself and letting his bag roll down his shoulder and to the floor. He’s got his hands on the small of your back. “How ever much you missed me, I think I missed you more.”

You scrunch your nose at his corny flirting and smile up at him, having to tilt your head back to do so.

“I brought you back something.” He says, and you feign surprise, even though he always brings you back a gift when he leaves for long stints. Something to let you know he was thinking about you while he was away.

He lets go of you with a squeeze and digs into his discarded bag before presenting a little pale blue box. You take it with a lovedrunk smile. “Awh, you didn’t have to.”

He shrugs and watches as you pull out the the necklace he had picked out for you. It was simple, dainty. Intricately delicate chain of gold links.

“Oh, Koni,” You say softly, holding it up in your hands to get a better look at it, “It’s beautiful. Thank you.”

“There was a wonderful market in one of the towns we were stationed at. It reminded me so much of you, schatz. You would have loved it.”

There was always a wonderful little market in a cute little town. You wondered how much of his missions he fluffs up for you, how much he censors. He doesn’t want you to worry about him while he’s away.

You never push. Somethings you’re better off not knowing.

“I have a surprise for you too.” You say, cheeky smile plastered on your face.

“Oh?” He asks with a flick of his brow.

You give a high hum, retrieving the little paper gift bag you’d made for him.

He takes it gently in his large grip, carefully removing the tissue paper as he peeks inside. He removes the gift on top, a small black fabric. When he carefully unrolls it, the shape of a newborn’s onesie appears, with the words ‘I ❤️papa’ stitched on the front.

He doesn’t catch the words on the front, “This might be a bit small for me, Schatz.”

You giggle at his joke, and it takes him a second to catch on. The realization doesn’t show until he pulls out the ziplock bag holding your positive pregnancy tests.

He looks at you with wide eyes. “Really?” He asks, soft and sweet.

“Really.” You say, big smile on your face.

“You’re serious schatz?”

“Dead serious.”

He pauses for a few moments. Processing it all.

And then he laughs, closing the gap between you two, picking you up and giving you a twirl. “Oh, Schatz, this is great news!”

You wrap your arms around his neck, resting them on his shoulders.

“We’re going to be parents! A baby. Our baby!”

You nod, your smile wide and eye-crinkling, “Our baby.”

He kisses you, long and deep, it had reminded you of the first time he kissed you, after weeks of the tension building between you both.

Ah, you had missed him so much.

When he pulls away he rests his forehead on yours, his grip firm on your hips as he keeps you pressed against him. “I’m so happy, Schatz. I love you.”

“Love you too, Koni.”

#i hope i delivered #konig #konig call of duty #konig fic #konig mw2 #call of duty #reader x Konig #konig x reader #x reader #modern warefare 2 #cod #mw2 #uhohwriting #uhohask

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catlover4536 · 1 year

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@themissbanshee Your fem!wally design is so precious to me-

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rebelrayne · 2 years

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the reddit least favorite poll: a lesson in statistics no asked for

long post ahead, just a warning but I definitely put the argument to rest: is the reddit poll accurate?

I know I'm the resident youcef stan around these parts but I am also the resident math teacher! a lot of people have noticed some things and so I am here to debunk this poll once and for all. ready?

when you give out a survey, you're collecting data from a population. a population is the collection of objects or individuals opinions/information. so for us, who is that population? the reddit community and I don't know about you but that community is different from those who get their information/interaction from tumblr, versus those from facebook, versus those from twitter, etc.

but what's wrong with this survey then? we all have access to it, we can all get to it. no, but that's wrong. this survey is what you would call an error in sampling.

uh, say what, jessie?

an error in sampling is a poorly designed survey. no, no, the person who made it is fabulous! the reason it's an error in sampling is this: it's misleading. this survey is not randomly selected people. it's the same people who want to see the results over and over again. there are more people who like certain characters than what is shown in the data. why is that? this survey is an error in sampling because one, it's misleading. two, it's not random selection (obviously random selection of about 100-200 litg fans would be better). three, it is biased towards only those people who want to take the survey.

at this point, if your favorite was already voted out, OR your favorite is consistently voted for, you may not want to partake in this survey which means: there's an error, because you don't feel the same way the others do but you have no interest in voting anymore because it's no longer of any interest to you.

how could it be fixed? well, it can't. literally the only way to actually have this be more accurate is either random selection to complete the survey, or every single player would have to answer this survey every single time.

also want to point this out: the season with the most hate is going to be season three or season four (just depends who you ask). again, this survey is biased towards the people who want to take it. the majority of people who want to take it are those who are big fans of season two. so what happened?

closer look at the numbers (most recent image of the standings found here)

season one islanders: 15. voted out as of 7/21/22: 5/15 = 33%

season two islanders: 24. voted out as of 7/21/22: *10/24 = 42% currently, we can see another S2 is being voted out so went ahead here.

season three islanders: 15. voted out as of 7/21/22: 3/15 = 20%

season four islanders: 18. voted out as of 7/21/22: 4/18 = 22%

hmm. well that is certainly problematic, isn't it? doesn't the reddit community openly hate season four? but the math isn't mathing! this survey says that reddit likes seasons three and four characters the best right now. if this was accurate, shouldn't almost all of the season three and four characters be gone by now? because wouldn't we want to have our season two characters at the top?

exactly. this survey is not accurate. thank you for coming to my TED talk and I hope you learned some things.

#litg #litg and statistics #the reddit survey debunked #i hope i delivered #sorry this is so long #but it's interesting still!

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zorkaya-moved · 8 months

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Bare bodies pressed against one another, Kaveh had already sunk deeply within Zarina, a hand gliding across her lower back and soon down her waist. They had already been intimate for a moment, kisses and breaths exchanged, the architect having instructed her to get on her knees, bend over and have him. Have what he had to offer, feel his pulsating desire for her as he would allow his cock to thrust repeatedly, deeply.

Though, that was not merely his plan, for what had followed had been a shift, his weight pressing slightly on top of her back, lips linger by her ear. Here, hushed whispers would be left for her enjoyment, the curious hand on her waist seeking her clit, stroking it generously as thrust would slow down.

"I love you," Kaveh whispered by her ear, hips sliding slightly away before falling back in, sweet thrusts meant to entice Zadina further, to make her long for what he had to offer. "Has anyone ever loved you this good? So hard? So..."

A deep, seemingly firm thrust came as a sole finger traced its tip over her clit, lips kissing by her ear; "... unconditionally." While he loved their intimacy, the way their bodies seemed to be made for each other and how they always urged the other to take on new knowledge, it was her mind and heart that fully reached out to him. Zarina's mind was exceptional, and she was bright, so bright that Kaveh found himself at his knees for her.

"Zarina..." Pressing deep within her, he let his erection rest inside her, feeling her walls shift as finger kept tending to her clit, teasing and caressing it over and over. Another kiss by her was followed with a warm, yet seemingly dominant end, a slightly possessive tone rare to sound from the architect; "... I'm so glad you're mine."

@avaere

It’s not rare for them to change roles on who decides to be the more dominant and assertive one, but Zarina’s never been so… excited to have someone’s control over her, to have someone have her like this and be so obediently listening to the orders given. It’s not harsh, Kaveh’s voice is akin to honey and sweetness that makes her get drunk on just a couple of kisses alone. It makes her heart flutter in her chest when she sees a more assertive gleam in his eyes, the way his voice takes on a bit of a different tone (yet still so loving and warm). It’d be a lie to say she isn’t looking forward to these moments, perhaps waiting with baited breath because it never stops sending shivers down her spine and small electric shocks across her body. He’s ruining her reputation as the controlling and assertive one, but she doesn’t care. Finally, she enjoys fully and wholly when these moments happen and she is so easily letting him take control.

Today is no different. Not when his kisses alone made her moan, eyelashes fluttering as she’d be so eager to please, so eager to love him, so eager to have him, so eager to please him. After all, he always does the same. So she listens and does as she’s asked, getting on her hands and knees, bending down to have her ass up and chest pressed against their mattress. She makes her comfortable by hugging the pillow, wondering just how messy her braid will get tonight for a brief moment.

Well, any and all thoughts would become irrelevant when she’d look back at Kaveh and feel her heart jump in her chest. He looked majestic, as he always did. The colors of his eyes, the way the dim light in the room made his hair look so pretty, the physique. And oh, she could feel herself clench around nothing when he’d tease her, making her yearn for him more and more only to fill the room with a sweet moan when he’d sheathe himself inside of her. This position wasn’t unusual but it was rarer than expected, solely because they preferred to see each other’s faces and have an easier way kissing, but this? Oh, the depth and the angle made Sokolova arch her back, hugging her pillow a bit tighter. Every single time he fucked her like this, she knew it’d be a long, messy one, but she loved every single second of it.

“Kaveh—!” Her voice is a softer whimper when she feels him move, making her body take all of him. From more shallow thrusts to deep and rough ones that would drag sounds out of her, so sweet and tender in their shared room; calling out to him, letting him know only he makes her feel this way. She can feel her cheeks flush and can sense the heat travel down to her neck and shoulders, her plump lips open in gasping for air and letting the architect know just how much she enjoyed his touch. On her pale, white skin the marks left by Kaveh already start to appear as pretty drops of colors on a canvas. Her back muscles tensed and relaxed with each thrust, causing her to push her ass against him, so he could sink deeper into her and give her every single bit of himself. It feels good, it feels hot and she can’t help but want more. She could feel him, feel his touch, feel his gaze on her and it only turned her on more. The wet slaps only adding to the heat of the situation, she can feel herself reaching closer to the peak but then Kaveh stops but doesn’t pull out.

Zarina blinks, confused at first at the sudden stop, stopping herself from hugging the pillow to try and get a better look at her beloved but then she feels the shift. It all happens in a moment, his chest pressed against her back, a hand next to her to keep himself not fully on her but this already makes her whimper when she can feel how much deeper this position let the architect’s be, so fucking deep and filling her to the brim, causing her body to tense at the fullness and lack of movement.

“Oh fuck, fuck, Kaveh, that’s so, so …. Ah,” she utters his name, but a higher pitch call out of his name happens when she feels his hand slide from her waist to her stomach to then lower until he reaches her clitoris. It ached and hurt to be touched, and even the slightest brush against it made Zarina’s pussy clench around Kaveh, much stronger than before but this sense of deepness and fullness makes her lightheaded as she feels her chest press into the mattress, her whole body reacting to the closeness of her beloved so strongly and she feels drunk on him. On the heat of his body against her, almost being a blanket atop of her, and fuck. He’s so fucking deep and his thrusts are so slow, but she can feel each vein, each curve, each inch of him shaping her inside to fit him. It feels deeper, it feels so much closer and her lower part of the body reacts to his generous stroking of her clit, causing it almost move away from his skilled finger but it’s nigh impossible with how flush against her he’s pressed. It was hard to breathe from stimulation, but that lightheadedness is making her feel like never before. “Mhmm…”

His whisper against her ear is making her almost hide away in the pillow, muffling her sounds but she doesn’t. Her sight is swimming and she feels the twitching in her thighs at those slow but deep thrusts, he doesn’t pull out far enough, it only makes her feel like he just keeps fucking into her, trying to reach even further and it drives her insane. It’s sweet, it’s slow, it’s so close; he is so close to her and she feels her mind melt under him and his love.

—I love you.

“L-Love you too…” She has to say back, voice too soft as she fears that words will become a jumble if she doesn’t try to keep it short. Her brain and body are all concentrated on the stimulations provided, each brush against her clitoris and each sweet slide inside of her. Zarina attempts to listen to his voice, to what he says, she really does, but it becomes a blur bit by bit as she cannot help but feel her body scream for more stimulation.

—Has anyone ever loved you this good? So hard? So...

The way he thrusted into her makes Zarina clutch the sheets, letting out a high pitched moan. She doesn’t hear what he says after, just feeling the soft and tender kiss to her ears. This action made her whole body feel like it’s tittering on the edge, her breathing deep and ragged. She knows she’s drooling on the pillow by taking such deep breaths, but this isn’t what causes her eyes to roll back. He keeps talking and she wishes she can pay attention to respond to him, but not when right after that sharper shove, he buries himself into her. She almost slides forward from the weight on top of her despite how much he tries to ease it off her (but she’d love for him to let the gravity take its hold and lay just a bit more of her). It’s hard to breathe, she feels light headed but she wants more. Her body trembles under him, so tense and begging for more, to move and to fuck her nice and raw. She already feels that peak approaching, it’s so close but this isn’t enough to push her over the limits. It’s the best. He’s the best. He’s more than the best, he’s her only one.

“Ah…!”

As he buries his cock deeper into her cunt, Zarina feels her mind simply shut off. Her body begs for release, but this is causing her body to spasm, muscles tense and her walls to clamp around his dick so much tighter, tigher than before and so fucking greedy. Like her body both begs for him to move but also to stay so deep inside her, filing her to the brim and not letting her go away. Her body aches to get some semblance of distance, but their closeness prevents it and she cannot help but feel the tears spill down her cheeks, such pretty crystal tears and she can feel her nipples rubbing against the sheets and they feel so rough despite always being so soft, but it’s all so much and she loves it, loves it, loves it. It feels just a bit like he’s teaching her a lesson for always teasing him, she finds such dominance from him to be… too hot, too fucking hot for her brain to function properly for her pussy not to drip at the sight or sound of it.

Despite her misty mind, she can catch the last part of his words ‘mine.’ Of course, of course, of course she is. She is his, who else’s? She’s his, his love, his beloved, his sweetheart. She prays she won’t accidentally propose to him when he melts her brains away with such a sensual and sexual showcase of his love.

“Y-yours,” she pushes out, delight obvious in her tone, mixed with breathlessness and body screaming for more. She has to spread her legs just a bit, her hips still moving whenever he plays with her clit, making her let out softer whimpers and mewls and it makes her take shorter breaths. She’s going insane, in the best way for him and him alone. And he’s still so fucking deep inside her, she can feel him so fucking well and she’s afraid she’s going to come undone with just his words alone. He’s close to making her lose it, to make that tense thread snap and make her call out his name yet again like a prayer. “Only… only yours…! 'm yours.”

Pauses come from the way she feels her body twitch and tense when his fingers brush against her bundle of nerves, it’s so featherlight but if he presses just a bit stronger she’s afraid she’s going to lose. Her eyes are watery and she feels how dry her throat is, but it feels amazing, it feels fantastic.

“Please, please, I … Ah, I, fuck, c-call me that again,” she curses again, pressing her lips together. With how close Kaveh is, he can see the expression she may have. The way she bites on her lower lip to try and talk but having to repress the urge to moan, to beg, to plead. Well, not the latter two, actually. “I-I can’t hold it back anymore, Kaveh, please. You’re so deep, please, move. It feels so good, ‘m losing m’ mind,” jumbled up mess comes out of her mouth, she doesn’t exactly look at his face despite how close her is. Her mind is clouded with lust, her body is on its last thread that he doesn’t dare to snap, and her walls pulsate around him. She can feel the wetness between her legs, the leaking. She knows that one move of his hips like before would become her undoing.

“Love,” she whines, her hand reaching from under the pillow to place on top of his. It’s almost cute. Her asking for him to perhaps hold her hand down, pin it against the mattress and finally fuck her brains out. She wants to indulge his possessiveness, his greed, his desire for her. Let him have her, she wants to give herself to him. Every last bit of herself. Oh how she wishes she could say that, but her mind’s melting and her body’s begging for release. It’s noticeable by the way her body’s slightly shaking. “P-please make me cum. I-I want… I want more.”

Oh how she wants him to overstimulate her, make her cum but still fuck her as he chases his own release. And if he wants to cum inside her? She’ll let him, possibly even wishing for him to fuck his own cum into her for the next round. Precautions were taken, but if he wishes to cum on her body, she’d be quite pouty he didn’t cum inside her mouth. She’d ask for that as her reward tonight.

"Only you can... Only you."

Well, the night is still young. And she's more than ready to beg and plead for more.

#avaere #not safe for view tw #MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT SPICE THIS IS GLORIOUS #truly takes a hoe to fuck a hoe #❄ ― IN CHARACTER. ╱ you breathe by the sun，i breathe by the moon.#i went insane about it #tbqh pre-work ideas were hotter but my brain wanted to write this no matter what #i hope i delivered #these two are insane i love them #﹙kaveh | avaere﹚ ♥ | ― i'll enter the shadows to protect your light. ❞

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mangaka-neko-chan · 1 year

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🖊 Harald (hope it's the right way to do it haha)

(Yes it is :3)

So at first I didn't know what to talk about and then three things came to mind and I didn't know which one to pick so I let digital chance decide.

Harald's voice (being Psyker Loner) goes all over the place, we know that. Either he is screeching so high he's producing ultrasound and breaking glass or he's using his suave normal deep voice which shocks everyone almost more than his screeches. All in inconsistent intervalls.

And despite that, or maybe because of that, he's actually a good singer. Not the best of the entire squad of Hab Unit CR1-PT1D5, that goes to someone else of my characters but he's pretty good. His dancing is also solid. Again, also not the best, that once again goes to another another one of my characters (why my Squad so talented lmao) but still good. Where he excels tho is playing the piano. Due to his upbringing of seeking shelter in many different places and with many different people during his turbulent youth he ended up working in in basically a pub for some time. Before they found out that he's a Psyker he got taken care of pretty well. For him it was a happier time of his very harsh life, though short-lived.

The owner took him in like a son and taught him how to play and entertain the crowds with song and music. It's nothing Harald brags about or brings up much. It takes a lot to get him to open up about more emotional parts of his life already so singing and playing is too precious to just show off to simpeltons.

But he very much enjoys playing, since it's some of the very few things that can calm his mind and drown out all the voices and visions that constantly flood into his brain.

#the wheel has chosen #anon thanks for askin #I hope I delivered #been a while since I wrote tumblr ask memes hah #oc harald #Want me to gush about my OCs?#ask meme #ask me anything #darktide

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ofgravitation-moved · 1 year

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@riotmade said: 🍪 ─ bake & decorate christmas/holiday-themed sugar cookies // 4 yr old akari needs this 🥺❤️

ochako had always loved the holidays, but with her niece? now, they were even more magical.

determined, moreso than ever in her life, ochako wanted akari to have the perfect christmas every year and she'd do anything and everything she could, within her power, to make that happen. today, that consisted of the annual holiday baking, which ochako was more than happy to do! she loved baking! besides! these were surprise from akari to keisuke and kai!

layed out on a table in ochako's kitchen sat three or four different sets of rolled, thin, sugar cookie dough. katsuki had taught ochako how to make these cookies ages ago, and they'd become a favorite of ochako's to make! she hoped that one day, they'd be some of akari's favorites too.

there were chirstmas trees, stars, teddy bears, candy canes-- all sorts of christmas tree cutouts! ochako also had an array of colorful sprinkles and snowflakes to decorate them with!

with only some minor, gentle guidance, ochako lets akari pick the shape she wants to use for the cutouts and helps her apply the necessary pressure before putting the next batch in the oven. " okay, gently, sweetie! we want to use all the dough! that way, we can give some to uncle izuku too! " smiling at her niece, ochako shows her an example of what a cutout should look like, and when akari does the same action almost flawlessly, ochako claps her hands excitedly.

" that's it, akari! great job! " just then the oven timer dings and ochako beams. " think you can do a couple more like that for me, honey? auntie 'chako's just going to get the next batch out! " pressing a kiss to a head of dark hair, ochako wipes her hands on her apron and heads off to the oven.

once the cookies were cool enough on the tray, ochako brings the previous batch of cookies back from the oven and shows them to akari. the various christmas shapes of the cutout sugar cookies are cooked near perfectly, just a little brown on the edges. katsuki would be proud! the cookies are covered in festive red, green, and snowflake sprinkles-- they look absolutely adorable, and akari should be very proud of her work!

" look at these! oh, pumpkin.. your dads are going to love them! you've done such a wonderful job! " when akari goes back to sprinkling, a soft smile finds ochako as she leanns on the table and reaches for her cell to snap a few pictures for keisuke and kai of their christmas angel.

#i never new i needed so much freaking cute in one ask #i hope i delivered #i feel like this is the age ochako is like... akari needs a cousin asdjhfb LMAO #I LOVED WRITING THIS THANK YOU ASHE #MERRY CRIMMUS !!! ILY!<3333333 #m: ochako uraraka #who protects the heroes? / ochako uraraka.#the gang's all here! / answered ask.#v: twinverse au! / i'm just babysitting for nine months. / ochako uraraka!#v: pro hero: uravity!#tw: long post

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licollisa · 11 months

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In my cringe era

@gildedxpleasure gave me the idea for bi light skeleton. Background from here. Full image here.

#me drawing toriel: i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me #Undertale #sans #toriel #asgore #okay so i actually sacrificed a few canon lines in order for the joke to deliver #sans is supposed to say 'oh my stars' than omg #and toriel intervened asgore's text by coldly inserting 'ex' in red letters before 'wife'#lico arting

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pilbugg · 10 months

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the prefrontal P.I.'s are getting along great so far. best friends forever

#my art #dimension 20 #dan fucks #hunch curio #conrad schintz #dimension 20 spoilers #mentopolis #i was so excited to see freddie in the dome and he is fucking DELIVERING #dan is so pathetic. it's awesome #i know freddie is allergic to making overtly dynamic characters but Come On. Please. Make Dan Fucks The One. I Have Hope

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kuroananosanji · 25 days

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One aspect of ZoSan that Westerners may not get the full nuance of is the concept of “うちの”, literally “of our/my household”. There’s a reason why the EA fandom (mainly Chinese from my POV) disproportionally ship ZS over other ships, to the point where even dudebros hop the joke.

So there’s this Chinese saying that means “be strict to yourself but lenient towards others” which is seen as model behaviour for respected individuals. I don’t know if there’s an equivalent idiom in Japanese but both Koreans and Japanese hold similar attitudes towards treatment of self vs treatment of others in society. Here’s the fun part: thanks to collectivist culture, one’s “self” extends to your immediate family too. Since you’re seen in conjunction with your family, if you’re head of the house and your “inferiors” misbehave in public, it reflects badly on you as a person. That’s why strict parenting is more normalised in EA culture, because controlling how your kids behave is more or less the same as controlling how you yourself behave. This is also related to how tough love is a more common form of affection in EA families, there’s a sentiment of “being able to be mean to you means we’re close, being too nice means I see you as a stranger.”

You might now see how this relates to the Strawhats in general (see: Nami beating up members for acting out of line). Sanji is a funny one coz he was sort of a maternal figure secondary to Nami early on in the series. Women aside, there’s a difference in how he treats men on his crew and “outsiders” (e.g. Ace). He’s actually not rude towards men, it’s just that we predominantly see his interactions with the crew! Since his crew is his family, he can be strict with them like how he’s strict with himself.

How does this relate to ZS in particular? Well, it’s because Zoro is closest to him on the self—others sphere. Luffy is his captain so despite the usual bickering he has to obey him to some degree. Usopp and Chopper are younger and weaker, so Sanji has a responsibility to take care of them and show generosity as an “elder”. Franky, Brook and Jinbe are way older than him so there has to be some degree of respect when interacting with them. Nami and Robin are Women. This only leaves Zoro, who is his equal in both age, power and hierarchical position on the crew. Essentially, Sanji has every right to hold Zoro to the exact same standard as he would himself. And given that Sanji is extremely harsh to himself, he’s harsh to Zoro too.

This is why there was virtually no discourse over the “Sanji calls Zoro a liability” moment in the EA fandom. The unspoken context was that Sanji was apologising to Jinbe for Zoro, who wasn’t performing his best. And since Jinbe is relatively new to the crew and also much older than Sanji, it feels like a mother/wife apologising for her son/husband?? It’s giving “I’m sorry my Zoro embarrassed us”?? It’s giving “Zoro is my responsibility”?? On the flip side Zoro absolutely does this to Sanji too. I can’t name a specific anime moment but in one of the mobile game collabs he said something like “sorry our cook caused trouble for you”. The specific wording was うちのコック. (They both think they’re managing the other lmao I hate them)

Tldr: Zoro and Sanji see themselves as one household unit 😭 hence the bickering and bluntness and lack of pretences in general.

#thanks for coming to my yapfest I hope I delivered #cant speak for the jp/kr fanbases but I can tell you cn fans eat this shit up #bickering is a love language to us fr #also a little acesan aside? In the anime ace had a very ‘sorry my little brother troubled you’ while sanji was like ‘nonono’#‘I’m sorry we troubled YOU’ attitude. Elder siblings exchange fr #zosan #long post #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #one piece #one piece meta

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drawnfamiliarfaces · 6 months

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I've been utterly fascinated by Good (better? nicer?) Chase design by @lizard-color4 from this post and desperately wanted to know more. Who's this man? What's his story? Why is his hand bandaged? Why is his fashion taste is so much better than Original Chase? And why the hell does his hug looks so nice??

so i um, decided to explore his design a little ;D

also bonus+ sorta?? continuation / my take on the after hug because i really craved more of that

bonus++ a silly doodle of my first attempt on his design because why not

#xiaolin showdown #chase young #jack spicer #chack #im low key waiting for a fanfic based on og post but so far noone delivered so I made fanart MYSELF HAH #i started drawing these like 3 months ago but got too embarassed by my attempt in drawing someone else's cool design #but didnt want to go into new year with these in my wips so imma just post it why the hell not #Lizard-color your og post was so good i periodically look at it because the hug looks so ??DSdsk;fjasfsd??? i love it sm and the coloring <#makes me weep and makes me breathless with emotions! u r such a great artist <3<3<3 #hope its ok i tried to desconstruct/reconstruct chase's design i love it sm #and i made up a lil au in my head that this Chase is from a universe where he is less of an asshole and Jack is more loyal #so they actually worked together more but that Chase lost his Jack so when he saw this universe Jack he just couldnt stop himself from #hugging him because he really missed him. And also that bandage is some sort of momento from his jack and i made myself saaaad D;

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the-pianist-from-accumula-town · 1 year

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🥤The OC Café🥤

Want a choccy milk?

In order from left to right!

Carrie Caramel - by Yours Truly @the-pianist-from-accumula-town ❤️ (Runs the café and hosts this event!)

Colt Cattlemen - by @thelone-copper (Colt's farm provided the milk for the Choccy milk. Thanks, Colt!)

Robbie Robs - by @clownsuu (Silly little beetle. Almost depleted choccy milk supplies all by himself.)

More under cut!👇

Skittles - by @saxophonelover1160 (BABY. SMOL. One of my faves 10/10 would draw them again)

Ida - by @stormcellarwitch (Enjoys her choccy milk with a nice book)

(don't have a name for this next one so I'll call him) Bee - by @lexieshomee (Look at him buzzing around happily!)

Poppet - by @cupophrogs (The embodiment of that one "Sitting in a sofa the wrong way" meme)

Dusty Bunny - by clownsuu (again! Can't get enough of his characters!)

Molly Moon - by @glitch-pep (She found herself a nice pillow❤️)

Andre Macaw - by @dottyorange (I modified the feathers and legs to resemble Poppy's, hope that's ok. We need more animal OCs I love them)

Gnostica Discreet - by @moth-lover-not-mother (Dancing to the music with her bestie!)

Berry Beloved - by @shadytreelucy-blog (According to her description chart she had to be dragged out of her lab to join the fun, and honestly? Mood.)

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peanutseagle · 5 months

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Gang how we feelin' about Deme's face reveam?

#IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE FLREVER #FKDHYVS #currently on holiday so i can only deliver you traditional shit #it is what it is besties #becky has lost all hope in romance at this point JYHSHSH #demetrius desmond #spy x family #sxf #sxf fanart #becky blackbell #spy x family fanart #anya forger #damian desmond #ewen egeburg #emile elman #my art #fanart #traditional art

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clanborn · 4 months

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ty all for the nice response to my comic i was not expecting it to get such a big reaction

#it is pretty crazy that people are excited about my little cat i hope i can deliver :}#horizonshine #my art

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dykesevika · 1 month

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old-ish sev drawing I found in my gallery

Men DNI

#touched it up a lil with some scribbles and my kisses :3 #Ilovemywife!!!!!!!!!!#itsjust something until i can find the power to finish the one of her w glasses #alos!! uhhh if anyone has drawing ideas for sevika id love to hear them !! i may have a lot of other works and drawings in progress #but i want more ideas !!!#anywyas thank u wlws for ur paitence i hope to deliver more sevika art soon 🫡#sevika #arcane #my art #arcane league of lesbians

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b1mbodoll · 11 days

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I’m gonna cry plsssss more werewolf jake pls i need him so bad 😫

pairings: sim jaeyun x f! reader

warnings: werewolf! jake + predator / prey + knotting + spit / drool + anal + fingering + pussyjob ?? + biting

💌: you guys can blame lulu for the predator + prey / chase bit because she made me insane 🩷

werewolf! jake lives for the chase. he loves to hunt down his little human girlfriend in the woods, letting you get a headstart before running after you and using his canine instincts to track you down. his ears twitch at the sound of twigs snapping, inhaling deeply in the hopes of catching your scent and when he does, his tail wags behind him as he makes his way in your direction.

the fear and adrenaline coursing through your veins keep you going, pushing deeper and deeper into the maze of trees, panting heavily as exhaustion creeps up on you, much like, unbeknownst to you, jaeyun was as well.

he makes sure to keep quiet as he sneaks up on you, circling you like the apex predator he is. it’s quiet and you think you still have a fighting chance, until jake finally pounces, forcing you to submit. he uses his inhuman strength to pin you down, face down ass up before shredding your clothes. you do your best to look back at him and the sight almost scares you, he’s grinning wickedly and nearly salivating as he has his way with you.

you lay there, pliant and submissive while jake continues to feel you up, pawing at your tits with one hand as the other slides between your legs, your cunt dripping with arousal and it takes everything in you not to moan when the rough pads of his fingers circle your clit.

“you’re all mine,” jake starts, eyeing your holes. “i caught you. i can do whatever i want to you, right, pup?” although it’s a question, you know that no matter what you say to him he’ll use you however he pleases.

nonetheless you nod your head as best you can, grimacing at the feeling of the dirt beneath you. the werewolf smirks at your confirmation. “attagirl.”

his thick fingers slip inside of your messy cunt and you gasp at the intrusion, walls clamping around him as they fill you up and stretch you out. your juices coat the digits and he pulls them out only to rub the tight rim of your asshole, pushing his middle finger inside and groaning, making sure to lubricate your hole with your own slick.

although he’s impatient, jakey isn’t completely cruel. he knows his cock is big, maybe even too big for you, so he finishes teasing your hole and mounts you, gliding his length between your pussy to collect more of your arousal.

it’s thick and wet between your folds, precum dribbling steadily from his tip and you reach for it, using your hand to completely drench his dick and minimize the discomfort of what’s about to happen.

“that’s a good pup — fuck — keep strokin’ my cock, just like that.” your hand falters at the praise, mind foggy as fatigue takes its toll on your body. “unless you want it to hurt, i don’t mind.” he sneers.

you can’t bring yourself to continue and jake takes that as your answer, pulling back to spit on your hole before lining his tip with your entrance. he places a palm on your asscheek, groping and pulling to watch the way your empty hole begs for him.

“gentle, jakey.”

he rolls his eyes. “yeah right.”

he forces his cock into your asshole, pushing deeper until you squeal and squirm. he’s only halfway in and you’re already crying? pathetic, he thinks. despite your struggling, he continues to fuck into you and you’re afraid he’ll break you from the girth. will you even be able to take his knot?

it seems you’re the only one worried; jake leans forward and presses his chest to your back, grunting and groaning in your ear as he thrusts into you at a rough pace. tears gather in your lashline, whimpering as he continues to stretch your hole more than you thought possible, driving his cock deep inside.

he nearly howls when you clench around him, his furry tail thumping on the ground and he begs you to do it again, his cock twitching when you obey.

jake’s orgasm hits him hard, dropping his head and resting it on your shoulder, his knot inflating and rope after rope of warm, sticky cum splashes within you, clinging to your walls. there’s so much of his seed in your ass with nowhere to go, the swollen bulge keeping the two of you locked together.

your wolfboy’s climax was intense and it leaves him drooling, his mouth falls open and his sharp canines are too close to your soft skin, making you squeeze him once again from the fear of them sinking into you.

the vice grip you have on him makes jake almost.. feral and he grounds himself by biting you, teeth tearing into your nape and he growls when you wince, only closing his eyes to wait out his knot after you relax and allow him to keep his canines within you.

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