#I have no excuse either
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Betrayal Most Foul
(Also available on AO3 )
+18 MDNI
Includes: 992 words, Papa III/Reader, Terzo/Reader, Domestic fluff, fluff, fighting, betrayal, spouse betrayal
Notes: I'm gonna level with you. This is the dumbest thing I've ever written. I am very sorry.
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“Cara mia!”
You nearly jump out of your skin. Terzo wasn’t supposed to be back for another day. He certainly wasn’t ever supposed to know about this. You grab the covers and try to hide what you’ve done as if it were any use. “Terzo! You’re early!”
“Cara mia, I can’t believe this!” He says with such betrayal and hurt, you immediately feel sick.
“It’s not what it looks like!” It’s a weak defence and you’d surely give him a better one if you had it. But facts are facts. You know you deserve his scorn.
“What sort of fool do you take me for?” His face hardens, looking a little too much like his older brother. “You think Papa is blind!? And in my own bed!”
“No, Terzo! I’m sorry! It was a mistake! A stupid mistake!” But you know that scowl too well to think begging forgiveness will be enough. Terzo maybe the least serious of his brothers, but if you make the mistake of getting on his bad side, he is very quick to prove that he has earned his position of Papa.
“A mistake?” He snaps. “That is what you have to say to me? No, no, no, foul beast. You will explain!”
Lucifer save me… There’s no escaping his accusing glare, his mismatched eyes practically flaying you on the spot. “You were away so long, Terzo! Please! Try to understand! I have needs!”
He makes a disgusted noise and pulls himself up tall, looking down his nose at you. “So this is my fault, eh? Papa must go on tour and now it’s Papa’s fault that you betray him so? You think I would do this to you while I am away? As soon as Amore turns her back, I am betraying you so unforgivably?”
That is a step too far. You know your arrangement with him regarding tours. You’ve never said a word. You pull yourself up with indignation. “As if you’ve never! I know you! What you’re like! You’ll get what you like wherever you like, and do I complain?”
Terzo stares at you like you slapped him. “How dare-… I would never!”
“That’s not what Dew tells me.” You say a little smugly.
“He is the worst sort of liar!” He fires back.
“He’s not the only one I’ve heard it from!” You’re sure that anyone in the hallway can hear you, if not the whole Abbey. If anything is true about Terzo it’s that he is not a quiet fighter.
“You could have done this anywhere, but you chose in my own bed! This is to hurt me, no? I see how this is! You make a fool of Papa in his own bed and think he’ll never find out! Your little secret!” He yells as much with his hands as with his mouth.
“You are blowing this completely out of proportion, Terzo! It was just this one night!” You never intended for things to get so out of hand.
“Is that so?” He says coldly, sending a shiver down your spine. “Only tonight eh?”
“Only tonight, Terzo! That’s all!”
He walks over and grabs the bin, plucking out something with two fingers as if it might bite him. Turning back with a dark triumph burning in his eyes, he holds up his evidence from the garbage. “Then you explain these!”
Terzo lifts his hand, holding out the three other frozen pizza boxes that you’d meant to have put out with the trash before he got back.
“… shit.” You sigh and hang your head in shame.
“Amore, how could you!? You make all of Italy ashamed and you shame me! You buy this… this… shit and you bring it in here! Where I have to live! Knowing the space is forever tainted! Do you know what will happen if my fratelli find out about this?? I will never live this down!” He paces and curses in Italian so rapidly it’s hard to catch every word.
“Terzo… please… I’m so sorry. It will never happen again. I swear. On my life.” You step closer, gently catching his arm and looking at him with your biggest doe eyes. “Please. Punish me, Papa. I know I have been bad. But please… forgive me.”
He still looks disgusted, but it fades. Slowly. Until he huffs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “Amore, I taught you better than this, no? I take the time to teach you what real pizza is. Why do you do this to me?”
You stick out your bottom lip just a little. “I know Papa… but the real pizza makes me think of you. And then I am sad you’re not here to share it with.”
Finally his face softens and he sighs. “… I forgive you. But, only this once. And that all goes to the trash right now. No more of this. We find you something better for when I am away.” He narrows his eyes at you. “And there will be punishment.”
You take his hand in both of yours and softly kiss his knuckles. “Thank you, Papa.” When you look up at him however, your expression is suspicious. “Tell me the truth, I know you ate some unholy trash while you were away.”
His mouth curls up into an impish smile. “I see it on tiktok.”
You groan loudly. Nothing this man has ever said after those words has ever been good. “Papa, no…”
“You take the…” He flails for a second. “Hot pickle in a bag. And you wrap it in cotton candy.”
You yank your hand away like his hand is red hot. “Terzo, Satan below! Why!?”
“Dew dared me.” He shrugs. “It was not so bad.”
“You are getting punished for that one. That is disgusting! I think your tongue is broken!”
He grins wickedly, lifting you clean off the floor, tossing you onto the bed.
“I know a good way to find out.”
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Tumblr just gave me a little notification like "OOO LOOK AT YOU YOU MADE TEN POSTS! GOOD JOB!" and, like, yeah, it's meant to be congratulatory, but I'm just sitting here thinking about how little I draw nowadays. Sorry to everyone who followed for art only for me to draw Santa, once, and literally nothing else.
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Character: I think boys are pretty
Fandom: oh! They're gay! That's canon!
Different character: I have no interest in romance or sex. I don't understand it. Relationships confuse me. They seem pointless to me. I have no desire to be in a romantic or sexual relationship. I am an aromantic asexual.
Fandom: well, I guess you can interpret them as aroace...I don't see it though.
#has. has anyone else seen this or am i complaining about a virtually nonexistent issue#this is about a particular fandom that im not going to mention tho#not saying theres anything wrong with the first one either#but. cmon#bitches will give any excuse before having a character they can romantically ship#not every character needs shipping. not every character needs a realtionship#shut up for the love of god#aroace#aromantic#asexual#aroace erasure#aromantic erasure#asexual erasure#aroace rant
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AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty
Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"
#jason todd#red hood#batfam#i also think it would be funny if thats literally the only thing jason does as a lawyer after that he just goes back to being a vigilante#everyone on the internet is like 'the iconic career of jason todd wayne: came back from the dead got a college degree got the joker-#-sentenced to death (finally) and then immediately fucked off to do whatever the hell it is he does for fun'#any time bruce and jason disagree jasons like 'excuse me which one of us is the college drop out and which of us is a practicing attorney?'#alfred 'you could have been a doctor but you became a furry themed vigilante instead' will never let this go#also btw jason just stole reasources from the league to get thru college. maybe at first talia was like what & then jason was like#'my alternate plan was to either get bruce to kill the joker or kill all three of us in an explosion' and talia is like#'okay. have fun at school sweetie'#BTW AN EDIT: this post is not reflective of my IRL beliefs about the criminal justice system or the death penalty#IRL those are way more complicated than gotham city/the joker/jason make it out to be#saw a few people tagging this post mentioning stuff about that
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Anatomy practice with morning crew
(or morning crew beach episode)
#before you start saying that philza isn't morning crew#i don't consider him morning crew either i just needed one more person and an excuse to finally draw him cause i never have#also yes i chopped two of tubbos fingers off#i felt like it#qsmp#fitmc#qsmp pactw#qsmp tubbo#qsmp philza#philza#qsmp bagi#qsmp mike#mikethelink#qsmp fitmc#morning crew#qsmp morning crew#qsmp fanart#qsmp headcanons#54625art
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#I’ve wanted to draw him like this for soooo long#I wish I could have done more BUT I can in the future#so many asks so many ideas#either way any excuse to draw a disheveled rick I will take yes yes yes yes#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick sanchez fanart#rick c137#rick and morty fanart#pondart#pondasks
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my biggest btvs pet peeve is when people act as if willow doing questionable stuff is out of character... besties, one of the first things we learn about her is that she "accidentally" decripted the city council's security system before she even met buffy, girly will do anything as long as she has built a good enough excuse in her head and thinks she won't get caught!
#does willow follow rules? yes but only the ones she wants to follow that's who she is!#if i see another 'willow wouldnt never do x because she never did y' im going to explode#if she didnt do y is either bc she didnt have an excuse or she simply didnt want to! let her be complex!#willow rosenberg#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs#txtjessefantastico
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At this point, “OP is a Zionist” means “OP is a Jew who has spoken about the rampant and violent antisemitism in leftists spaces and it makes me feel icky that a kike dares to express their opinion because I’m a racist bigot, so I’ll call them a Zio and that means I can get away with being outright racist about Jews because it’s acceptable to hate ‘Zionists’- and if any other Jews call me out, I’ll just say they’re Zionists, too!”
You absolute fucking ghouls couldn’t be more transparent if you tried. You’re not allies. You’re not good people. You do not care about human rights. Your “activism” is the smokescreen you put up to hide the fact that you get off on hating Jews. Your “activism” is about nothing more than making you feel good and getting your little brownie points from other antisemites online.
We see you. We know the deal. At least the fucking Nazis had the guts to say outright that they want every Jew dead. You’re so cowardly that you have to couch it in social justice language and beat around the bush.
#antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#in case it wasn’t clear#no you do not have to hand it to the fucking Nazis#its just amusing#and by amusing i mean i hate it#that violent right wing antisemites and white supremacists and Nazis#seem more willing to be openly devoted to their hatred and wear it on their chest#whereas leftist antisemites fucking cower behind seven layers of social justice language#like either way Nazi or leftist they want me and mine dead#but everything since october seventh has REALLY proven to me#that leftist compassion and the very bedrock of the movement is 100% conditional#and it will fucking go down like a sandcastle in the waves the second there’s an excuse to hate Jews
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Ohmigosh @kaysdenofchaos's Teenage Meddling Mutant Turtle Au! They're so chaotic and really serving Batfam <3 Have my heart and soul the lot of them!
As for the reason I drew this specifically.... so, question: If Leo is Tim in this hypothetical Batfam parallel analogy, would April be more Steph or Bernard?
#Excuse to draw cute girl <3#I don't usually ship April and Leo but damn if this isn't the exception#They are too cute here *shakes fist* how dare#tmmt fanart#april o'neil#Bernard didn't have a left arm in my reference so April doesn't either XD#what tags do i even put here??#I'm used to a version of tmnt to add 3-7 tags to...#Stephanie Brown (kind of)#Bernard Dowd (also kind of)
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there are a lot of daddy issues to go around on DS9 in general, but odo, bashir and garak are really in their own special little fucked up 'what am I but wrought in my father's image' club
#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#odo#julian bashir#elim garak#(I personally think we should put their dads in a cage match and let them kill each other. tain would probably win#but we could just shoot him after he claimed that victory. I Would Like To See It)#the triumvirate of bad dads to karmically oppose the sheer power of good dad vibes benjamin sisko has#specifically dads who Cannot and Will Not allow the healthy individuation of their sons into whole separate people#apart from what their father's hands have shaped them into#where that is one of the first things sisko accepts and realizes he must allow jake to do right at the early seasons#the bad dad club boys seem more specifically forcibly held in place to serve as mirrors for their fathers#and have to find ways to break away from that in more or less graceful ways; breaking off more or less important parts of themselves#to do so#dr mora seems to have a 'oh fuck.' moment where he sort of realizes what he's done#but the sympathy that gains him from me is hm. neglible lmao at least tain is basically fully just a monster#what's your excuse mora#I haven't met bashir's dad properly yet but I've seen enough to suspect I'm not going to be very charitably inclined towards him either
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Post cancelled everybody check out my new bat flip
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#people are just using this as an excuse to be mean about netflix castlevania fans and I think that's really fucking stupid#very few people have actually complained about the design this was about people just not knowing where it came from#someone getting into a media in a way you don't like doesn't give you an excuse to be a dick#and someone not knowing facts about the source material doesn't mean you get to be a dick either#this was just a joke but yall decided to be shitty gatekeepers so now you get captian n alucard#castlevania#castlevania nocturne#castlevania spoilers#castlevania nocturne spoilers#alucard#alucard castlevania#alucard tepes#adrian tepes#netflix castlevania#that's just how he looks!!#nm I just think it's kinda funny#i don't actually know much about castlevania beyond the netflix shows but I've loved Alucard's design ever since I saw it Y E A R S ago#I do think his hair is a bit too pale in nocturne and overall too desaturated compared to the rest of the cast but whatever#CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON 2#ANYWAY OLROX IS RAD AS HELL AND I'D KILL FOR ANNETTE RICHTER AND MARIA#Youtube
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It's the 6 month anniversary of this blog! Check out these cool bugs I found.
Part 2 - Part 3
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#hollow knight#mdzs au#way too many characters to tag#'OP why?' Listen... It was either this or a Homestuck crossover. Which is still on the table btw. I've put thought into it.#Speaking of putting thought into things...I have put two full asses of effort into this. So I'm gonna talk about it in the tags.#I mapped all the major sects to hallownest clans and drew *way* more than just the characters shown here#More pertinently not shown are the Nies - Who are beetles!#The mantis clan has a lot of crossover with the Nies given the lore but I Love Mantis Wangji and you cant take him away from me.#wwx was a moth solely for his ties to Baoshen sanren (nearly forgotten sect & nearly forgotten clan)#but (HOLLOW KNIGHT SPOILERS) the ties to her radiance and the infection made for some very fun parallels#YLLZ moth 100% is puppeting husks around#JGS is a pale king expy becuase...you know....lots of children...#it also gives me a great excuse to explain wwx's soul taking mxy's body.#Still have lots and lots to say but I'm already running late! More funny - less specific to a very small population - comics to morrow!#This was more or less a style study and I learned a lot!#Thank you all for an awesome 6 months B*) You guys have pushed my way more out of my shell (pun intented) than I would-#-have ever gone had I just hidden away like I usually do. Thanks for all the support even with silly things like this <3
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more outfit requests, ft some pretty fellas!
Anna Valerious Frank for @sheriffopossum, & sparkly dress Wally for @wheatlover <3
#thank you for the Looks!#also possum thank you for giving me an excuse to Remember the source of my gay awakening#and the added excuse to try and scribble her banger outfit#i watched van helsing exactly once when i was Small#can't remember anything from that movie except her and the monster thing swooping down#and also van helsing on top of her. dont remember his face but by fuck i remember her in Vivid detail#was that tmi? that feels tmi. oh well#anyway the sparkly dress was fun! im unsure if i've ever drawn an actual dress before!#its always skirts....#in my mind he's having a little trouble keeping his balance. those are some High heels#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#valerious' outfit was tough to draw#twas a Very fun challenge#it was difficult finding clear photos of her outfits' details#since a lot were either low lighting or cosplays or video game things or somethin#also her hair - gorgeous beautiful stunning - covered an important chunk of the fit#BUT I FOUND IT!!! I FOUND THE DETAILS!!!#took me a solid hour but i found it all#it was a nice excuse to gaze respectfully but Directly at her#anna valerious i had it for you before i even knew gay people existed <3
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after 10 thousand years i have finally put together that Hey. I Can Make My Own Characters
#AND they dont have to fit in with the canon 100%?#why didnt anyone tell me sooner#anyways yeah this is just an excuse to slap on solver limbs#i like solver limbs#also hey i exist suddenly and now i wont#i haven't been drawing too much and most of it is stuff you wouldn't care about#but anyways yeah the white is a placeholder i havent decided on colors for anything or even a gender#so they are just chaos#murder drones#art#murder drones oc#absolute solver#i KNOW the limbs either blackhole'd or got disintegrated and i dont CARE!!!!! TORNADO BLAST
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rag equit. ple ase .
*screeches like an animal*
GLLLGG That's not all I'll post another thing separately ....later .. *smile* upd: check it out
#rain world#sigpebbles#rain world shipping#rw shipping#rain world five pebbles#rain world no significant harassment#rain world ragequit#rw ragequit#thank you for an excuse to draw them!!)#they are so fun . i love them#I have more but it's either a really badly drawn class doodles or something that i consider (sadly) a bit cringy#i HAATE when this happens. i KNOW it's not that big of a deal even if someone else besides me would also think that it's cringe#but still#pmpwbrrs#oh and either it's .. you know . .#🚶♂️
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Had a silly idea of combining Crowley gifs with Zaphod Beeblebrox quotes because they're my two favorite characters and I'm very weird. I think it weirdly works, though
#good omens#crowley#anthony j crowley#stupid sexy snake#zaphod beeblebrox#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#hhgttg#the mashup no one asked for#i wasn't high when i thought of this#so i have no excuse#i feel like they would either get along great#or hate each other's guts#sir terry pratchett#neil gaiman#douglas adams
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