I'm not a writer but i had this thought so- bear with me, yeah?
For months Eddie hears all about how cool and badass Steve Harrington is, yeah, but you know what he also hears about? How Steve and Robin are made for each other and how cool and pretty Robin is and how stupid it is that they're not a couple for some dumb reason, like Steve not wanting to be with a band geek and still clinging to high school hierarchy. And in all of the things Dustin says about Steeeve Harrington, that last part is the only thing that fits into the Munson Doctrine, so obviously everything else Henderson is saying is what's skewed in his little shrimp world view.
Steve Harrington thinks he's better than a band geek and that's why we won't look twice at a girl that would be perfect for him (according to Dustin Henderson, so... still questionably trustworthy information). Eddie probably assumes Dustin is talking up how close Steve and Robin actually are, just how he's exaggerating how close Dustin himself is to Harrington (like that would impress Eddie and the rest of Hellfire??? He really doesn't know how to get through to the little sheep that his worship of Hawkins' most notorious square is a detriment to his character and not something Eddie would find impressive. If it was real. Which it obviously isn't. Anyway-)
Turns out? Steve Harrington? Actually a cool dude. Not cool as in popular but cool as in "holy shit did he just bite that thing's head off???? Oh and he's not even gonna brag about that, it's just nbd, yeah sure, cool cool cool be fucking cool Eddie, oh god he's talking to me why is he talking to me" and just, chill to hang out with. After the whole shit show went down. Who would have fucking thought, huh? (except for Dustin Henderson, yeah yeah yeah, shut up)
So now Eddie has to reevaluate some other assumptions he made. Maybe Dustin was right and Steve actually is cool and badass, and he and Buckley actually are as close as he had said (and they really fucking are! He has seen them give Keith eerily matching bitchy looks for trying to schedule them on opposing shifts and basically bully the guy into changing the schedule around so they can spend as much time as possible in each other's presence. It's enough to make a guy question his own friendships when sometimes a few hours of band practice are enough to make him want to never see any of those chucklefucks again. Of course, that feeling abates but seriously, how are those two never sick of each other??)
So if they're as close as advertised but not a couple (and after meeting everyone Steve cares about and they're basically all nerds so the "Harrington thinks he's too good for a band geek" thing can't actually hold true-) what is the hold-up? Why aren't they a couple? And somehow, somehow Eddie comes to the conclusion that Steve is in love with Robin. Steve is a serial romantic (emphasis on romantic) and while his love life isn't the talk of the town post-earthquakes as it would have been before, people do still talk about the fact that he hasn't taken out a girl since it happened.
Which brings us to a day in summer, maybe fall, after Eddie has seen Steve look wistfully at a young couple with a baby, that he shows up at Robin's door step.
"Eddie? Hey what's up?"
"Good, good, how are you? Uhh can I... can I come in?" There's a nervous energy around him that is immediately infectious and she leads him to the living room where he immediately starts walking back and forth in front of the couch. She watches him for a moment, hands fluttering through different motions trying to find one that might calm him down before giving up on that. Instead Robin swerves around him, clambering onto the couch and wrapping her arms around her right leg, putting her head on her knee. She follows Eddie's path with her eyes and decides to wait before quickly realizing that she can't, actually.
"As riveting as it is watching you walk a groove into my parents' rug, do you maybe want to say something? I mean I can definitely talk enough for the both if us if that's what you want it's just that I have the slight suspicion you've got something you need to get off your chest" Eddie stopped walking halfway through her monologue and starts nodding.
"Yeah. Yeah yeah yes you're right it's just- I haven't a hundred percent made up my mind about saying something", Eddie has one arm wrapped around himself and uses the other to alternately play with his hair and gesticulate at her, "because on the one hand it's a little bit driving me crazy, maybe, but on the other hand this is none of my fucking business" And Robin who was worried at first just because Eddie is nervous, then for a second because she was scared he was going to confess to a very ill-advised crush on her, is stumped. What the fuck is this about and why did it bring him to her of all people?
"Just say it you weirdo", is what decides to comes out of her mouth but it doesn't even matter because half of her sentence is layered with his "Are you aware Steve is in love with you?"
[here we're facing the issue of me not actually being a writer and pretty much running out of steam but we also haven't reached the part that sparked this whole thing yet, which is wild - let's just pretend I wrote a very funny dialogue between those two in which Eddie confronts Robin for stringing poor Steve along ]
There's a moment when they're both silent and there's a moment when they're both talking and then there are steps coming down the stairs. They make a smirk grow on Robin's face that is starting to worry Eddie when not a parental figure but Steve Harrington steps through the doorway. He's wearing sweatpants and a shirt that might be Robin's and there's a headband pushing his hair away from his face.
"Don't yell at me for coming downstairs, you took forever and the first layer... is... dry....", he stops in his tracks the moment he looks up from his bare toes and sees Eddie. Then he very quickly rips off the headband and slings it somewhere to his right into the unknown of the hallway.
"Hi Eddie. What's... up" Eddie is going to sink into the floor and never come up for air again.
In the meantime Robin stood up on the couch to sit cross-legged on the back of it for a better vantage point and is steepling her fingers in front of her face. Eddie is getting the distinct impression he's missing some crucial information here.
"Stevie, babe, platonic love of my life-", Steve nods for her to go on, "you know how we decided I get a veto on your romantic life because we realized droves of suboptimal dates actually make you miserable so we're going for quality over quanity for the first time in your small-town Casanova life?" Steve has that cute little crease between his eyebrows while he's looking back and forth between Eddie and Robin, trying to figure out what's going on but he rolls his eyes at the end of her sentence, back in familiar territory. "Yes, Robin-"
She interrupts: "And you know how I also reserved the right to give a shovel slash molotov cocktail talk to anyone we deemed worthy of being a potential future partner?" Steve's face somehow shows an emotion that can only be encapsulated by "?!" as he glances to Eddie before shifting back to Robin with just the "?" remaining.
"First I have to say I'm personally very pro, I loved this experience; Eddie here really made a fool of himself, very worried for your delicate sensibilities and how I'm breaking your sweet little heart." "...what...?"
"So: what's the verdict on a potential future partner giving me the shovel talk?"
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could we get nsfw/kink hcs for jolyne and ermes with a male s/o? please and thank you!!!
I finally come back to Tumblr and I see not one but two requests about Jojo girls are waiting for me?! By the way I'm sorry that this took me forever to get around to I honestly wasn't expecting people to be requesting from me like this but hey I guess it's the price I pay for being a good writer ;) anyway thank you for your patience and please enjoy!
Jolyne and Ermes NSFW Headcannons
Contains: mentions of daddy kink, hair pulling, and cockwarming, hate fucking, blowjobs, titjobs, oral sex, nippleplay, bondage, rough sex, small showing of bratty Jolyne, brat taming
Ermes Costello
° Ermes cusses during sex, I feel like she doesn't even cuss that much on a day to day basis but when she's getting fucked the words just start spilling out of her mouth
° Ermes likes to hate fuck, like talking shit, throwing insults back and forth, and saying how much you despise each other as you fuck her into the bed type of hate fucking
° Ermes will say all types of things about how she's had so much better in the past but you both know she's jsut trying to get you to fuck her even harder, that's all, it's all in good roleplay fun
° But before that Ermes loves to make out with you first, kind of as a form of foreplay, I refuse to believe she has a stand called Kiss and she doesn't like to kiss, now come on now
° She'll kiss you in the most passionate, loving, steamiest way she can (especially to make up for the fact the she wants you to fuck her like you barely know her, so it's her best way of showing a little love to you)
° Actually I think Ermes is good at using her mouth in general
° She gives the absolute best blowjobs and no one will change my mind on this
° Seriously she knows all of your favorite spots on your dick that really get you moaning, no matter what move or area it is she knows about it and will abuse the fuck out of it
° I just know Ermes likes getting face fucked too I just know it
° I don't why but I believe it's true, Ermes wholeheartedly prefers when you violate her mouth and use it like a cheap toy until you cum
° Ermes definitely doesn't mind you repaying a favor either, basically any sort of oral whether done to her or you Ermes is down for
° Whenever you eat Ermes out her legs will instinctively wrap around your head in a leglock, she will subconsciously just start squeezing your head with her thighs
° She can't help it, it's a knee jerk reaction to getting her clit overly stimulated you can't blame her for that
° Ermes likes giving you a blowjob or sitting on your lap cockwarming you while you're out in public, and I mean public as in something like cockwarming you on a park bench where anybody could see the two of you at any given moment, not under a table or something, completely out in the open
° Or she could be on the phone while casually giving you a blowjob like it's nothing (secretly hoping that the person she's talking to can hear your moans or hear her sloppily giving you head)
° Homegirl was a little too invested in Jolyne's story about getting caught masturbating for me not to think she's an exhibitionist
° Ermes likes tit jobs, let's just be honest for a second, Ermes has a nice rack and she will abuse this fact by using her tits to pleasure you
° Also her chest is just really really sensitive so it's a really nice feeling to Ermes to have your dick fucking said chest
° Nippleplay? Yeah, nippleplay. Ermes can't take getting her nipples played with, they're almost too sensitive, she will seriously fall apart in seconds if you touch her chest
° Hoenstly I could see either (or both) Ermes and Jolyne being into face riding, but still especially Ermes, it's another postion for you to eat her out in what isn't there to love about face riding for her?
° Ermes likes giving you petnames and calls you pretty much every single one she can think of
° Baby, good boy, puppy, sugar tits, you name it! She'll call you every name in the book
Jolyne Kujo
° Jolyne likes seeing here lipstick on your body, like if she kisses you anywhere on your body--chest, face, lips, whatever--she has to leave a lipstick mark behind, she thinks they look so cute on you
° Plus she loves how it so obviously shows off that your taken, even if it's just a simple kissy mark on the cheek
° Jolyne likes to wrestle with you on the bed and when I say wrestle I literally mean wrestle
° She will do some WWE moves on you, but she also expects you to do the same thing to her, she's not some delicate flower or something please be rough with her
° Jolyne likes to be on top of you but she also gets turned on when you try to wrestle flip her over and borderline force her to be the one on the bottom
° I feel like Joylne actually has a bit of a kink for getting pushed down and being forced to take it even if she says no and tells you to stop
° She will actually be pissed at you if you listen to her, like why did you actually stop? She was just getting into it
° You're definitely gonna need a safe word with this girl
° Jolyne kind of gives off brat energy, I can see her trying to tell you what to do all the time, critiquing you, and generally teasing you whenever she can
° Lowkey you'd proabably have to do a bit of brat taming with Jolyne, like not letting her cum when she wants to and spanking her when she doesn't listen for example
° The only time you should stop would be when she's apologizing and begging cause at that point you know she's being genuine
° (To be honest I could see this being the case with Ermes too, they both seem a little bratty (in a good way))
° Jolyne knows and is willing to do every postion at least once
° You all saw her when she striped naked in front of those officers, right? She knew exactly what she was doing
° Jolyne uses her stand, Stone Free, to tie you (and maybe even herself) up
° Jolyne will put you both together in one of those intricately laced rope bondage harnesses that connects the two of you using her string
° Jolyne will gladly tie her string around your wrists as makeshift handcuffs to keep you from moving too much, or at all, on the bed or tie herself up in a way where she has to take whatever you do to her but her favorite way to use her string is to tie the both of you up together connected to each other in that intricately laced rope bondage fashion so you can't stop fucking her until she wants you to stop
° Seriously she will not release either of you from her strings until she is satisfied
° She probably knows all the different knots to toe a person up into as well, hog tying, harnesses, shibari style, whatever
° I dare you to look me in my eye and tell me Jolyne wouldn't have a daddy kink
° It was originally an accident, something she just said in the spur of the moment, but seeing how much you both were into it it became a regular thing after that
° Joylne's hair honestly looks so perfect for pulling on
° Hair pulling is one of those kinks she didn't even know she was into until you did it now it's her soft spot for getting her to moan really easily
° Calling Jolyne by her nickname, Jojo, but only in the bedroom and using it as a way to tell Jolyne when you're in the mood
° Especially when Jolyne is in one of her bratty moods, imagine pulling on her hair and telling her to stop acting up while you call her Jojo? Bruh she would already be on her knees, I bet she would blush in the absolute cutest way too without fail
° I'm telling you, calling her Jojo with sexual context? Perfection
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