“What really drew me to it was what Rupert Sanders wanted to do with it. He wanted to completely reimagine the story and the character and tailor it towards a modern audience.” - Bill Skarsgård about The Crow remake x
Then it's not 'The Crow', is it?! Get out of here with your Pete Davidson meets Jared Leto's Joker, wannabe Constantine crap. Tell me you completely missed the point of the original without telling me you completely missed the point of the original. The Crow (1994) honored the spirit and intent of the graphic novels, rather than reimagining them.
The original was simultaneously over the top and exquisitely subtle, the character development was brilliant, and the writing was spectacular. There are no substitutions for the 1994 original, no I will not be taking any questions.
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Gerry: *stimming*
Michael: ...
Gerry: *stopping* Oh, sorry. Heh, didn't even reali—
Michael: Marry me.
Gerry: What?
Michael: *already in a wedding dress and holding a bouquet*
Helen: *playing the Wedding March with a kazoo*
Gertrude: *holding a file of statments as a bible* Gerard Anthony Keay , Do you take Michael Shelley as your lawful spouse, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until The Apocalypse (or I) do you part?
Gerry, somehow in a suit now: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND—
Eric,tearing up and saying in a really high-pitched voice: I'm so proud of you!
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#sneaky
HALLE BAILEY and JONAH HAUER KING as ARIEL and ERIC in THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023)
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need friends who will listen to me vent about homicidal thoughts without reporting me or thinking I'm actually insane
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Why, Foreman, you act like you haven't worked for House. Or are you surprised that this was all Chase's idea?
Also, the parallel to House & Cuddy is so strong here! I've been waiting for this moment since season one!! They're official now!! And in this essay I will--
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This headline took me out back and beat the shit out of me I am GASPING I am YELLING this is so funny 😭 like I KNOW because spn has so much good omens in it. But ALSO. It just sends me into the fucking stratosphere to think about him (Kripke, derogatory) watching That Scene
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Just now wondering how the disposable Erics are supposed to work. Do they multiply? Is there a limit to how much there are? What happens when Hell runs out of them and they have to make more? Is there a queen Eric that lays eggs? If that's the case, is there an Eric hive? How fragile are they supposed to be? Do they all share the same personalities and memories? If one Eric was to befriend someone and he got discorporated, would the next Eric who comes along to that friend know who they were or reintroduce himself entirely?
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