Still a Cowboy at heart 🐎

just to be clear, will has a thing for underworld guys, nico has a thing for freckles, and alabaster just likes boys

Willow Nightingale should hold that title for a long, long time.

@barclaysangel

For the twitter fools claiming they want to "protect" Grant from Junior because he was once a bully, as if you can't ship them because of that.

Remus Lupin is the kind of person that would bring a book to a party

I think of Essek’s perpetual levitating as Guy Fieri’s bleach-blond, spiky hair. (Stay with me here.) It’s the kind of thing that you thought was really cool at the time and made you stand out. People took notice of you and thought you were cool cuz you had this one thing you do that was your thing. Except the years go by, and you’ve built a kind of brand around this quirky thing that is maybe not so cool anymore, but people know you for it so you keep doing it. Like, you see a guy with bleached, spiky hair and a tacky shirt, and you think “Oh hey, that’s Guy Fieri.” Likewise, you see a handsome drow wizard who’s floating everywhere, you think “Oh hey, that’s Essek Thelyss.”

But even more years go by, and these quirky things that made you special and noticeable have become something that’s a bit overdone and your friends start saying, “Um, maybe it’s time to stop.” Cuz… Is Guy Fieri’s hair okay? Is it totally fried now? Does he really have to go to Flavortown, or can he take a break? And is Essek just totally winded whenever he does walk anywhere? How does he keep his boyish figure? Is he perpetually skipping leg day? Is Essek really on the run, or would you say he’s “on the float”?

The people that are Fizarolli fans from Helluva Boss are also Charles Rowland fans I said what I said.

I went to the bazaar with mum and ik this uncle with whom we met and he insisted me to have panipuri to which I said I don't like Panipuri much. The look on his face was so horrible 😭😭 he literally said how the hell I didn't like panipuri being a girl in India. I do eat panipuri but it's not my favourite thing to eat man stop making me feel like an alien. Actually so many made me feel this yk, as if I'm from outer space coz I don't like panipuri.

dra "imgonnagetyouback" rry and star "back to december" chaser

Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.

Born in Flames (1983)

by Lizzie Borden

2 ibuprofen and dick from that old man would fix me

percy and annabeth: *fully clothed, innocently cuddling, both sound asleep*

frank:

If you can boop people 1k times and beyond, you can press like and reblog.

you done gasted every flabber that i had

guys who are 30+ years old chasing after girls who are 18-20 years old is weird and gross as fuck to me and I will always stand by that